July 25, 2025 • 30 mins
MISTRESS MIA, MADAME LIV AND LIL POE COME TO THE MIC TO DISCUSS ASS TO MOUTH, FACE SITTING, LICKING THAT FORBIDDEN FRUIT AND MORE..
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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me a Mistress.
I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me the one the
only Madam Lip in the left corner weighing 165 at six foot
tall. Good looking mustache goatee.
I've got me Mr. PO. Hey.
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Greetings for the Manor. All right, was that a nice intro
for you, pal? It.
Was beautiful. Fabulous.
So long. Go suck a Dick trying.
All right? No, you want to suck a pussy.
So Liv and I are having this conversation very briefly just a
moment ago. She wants to slurp on that
pussy. She had some girl over the other
night. They were here just casual.
And she's like, hey, why don't we go up and go to the apartment
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and go fuck around and I can suck on your pussy.
And then they went upstairs and she didn't make the initiative
anymore. And the girl, girl was just
like, yeah, we're just gonna sithere and talk.
Yeah, yeah. I mean, what do I do in that
situation? Do I reinitiate or do I should
You would you? Should have said, hey,
girlfriend, hey, you want to do this right here in the living
room? Let's give the guys a show.
Come spread your legs. But.
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You know that that makes sense that you would have that
mentality because even with guys, you're like, I want you to
chase after me. So you were probably applying
the same rule to her. Yeah, but I, I initiated it
first, right? I said, hey, you wanna go up and
get your pussy 8 And then we go upstairs and then we just sit
there and I'm like, do I ask again?
Because she didn't really say yes or no.
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So I didn't know she was kind ofslightly saying no and just kind
of like, because if I don't wanna make it go awkward if I
was to ask again for the forced to be rejected in front of
everybody. You know, the thing of it is you
won't know unless you ask. And a lot of people, a lot of
people, they have a fear of rejection.
Me. And don't.
Don't be feared. Don't fear the rejection.
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Bottom line, because you know your skills.
Yeah, you know you're hot. You want your.
Pussy 8. That's right, you know you're
hot. If she refuses and rejects you,
bitch, she can move on. She can find somebody else to
eat her twat. Because, quite truthfully,
you're the Queen. Hey hey and I already know her
pussy so I know what to do. Exactly.
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Now back when last year and I went to that wedding with my
husband and I were there and they had these great little hors
d'oeuvres. This same waitress, there was 3
waitresses and she kept coming around to me and I was like oh
isn't she cute? She's so cute and she's like, hi
miss, would you like another hors d'oeuvre?
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And she told me I was like prosciutto wrapped in with
watercress and and a leak. And I was like fancy.
It was fancy. It really was nice.
And I said, oh, you don't have to twist my arm to get me.
I have something so good in my mouth.
And of course she was like, oh, you can twist my arm anytime.
And would that be an initiative where you think?
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It would be initiative. OK.
That's an initiative. Without, that's just dropping
hints and goes. Yeah.
OK. Like, I drop, I drop hints a
lot. If you haven't noticed, when
there's a girl here, I'm over here.
Like spread your legs for me, you know, Butter, you know?
Yeah, next time you grab like one of those cannolis and you
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just like lick the the cream outof the middle of it or something
to show some, you know, some sexual.
In her. I'm saying like in your thing
when you're trying to get that girl, like you show her what
that tongue can do, like, you know, or you get that orange and
you, you know what I'm saying? Like something that's you know.
Like we saw the chick at the ball field with the meme and she
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took that hot dog off her boyfriend and sucked that shit
off. Put it back on the bun.
That's it, yeah. That's what you got to.
Do work on it? Yeah, I just don't have around a
lot of people. So you can't really just be
slurping on a dog in front of a like a cashier, you know, like.
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
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Be like, I just bought this orange and just like, but I
didn't have a T-shirt right in front of the cashier to like, I
guess what you're doing, like I'm just trying to call you a
dance career. Now, you know, a couple weeks
ago when we went to go get coffee, that woman was flirting
with us. Which?
Which coffee place? The one down the street from
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your house, The what's the one that just opened up if I don't
remember. Anybody hitting on us?
Yes, we went through. And it was a cute blonde.
And she was like, oh, you 2 looklike fun.
What are you doing today? And I was like, oh, hot blonde
young. OK, I remember.
You remember? She was really sweet.
Yeah. She was flirting hard, like,
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I'll go back. Yeah, it's something.
Brothers. What's what's the name?
Oh, Dutch Brothers. Yeah, it was Dutch Brothers up
the road. Bitch don't get out my location
I want her first. OK, I'm posting.
With you, my girl Cher. Yeah, I'm talking about you.
Trust me how I would. Just sound like she she's she's
wanting the the lady breed so well she's.
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About to get a hard hot dog. Not that I have a hot dog, but
my boyfriend has a hot dog guys and I share that thing.
All right. Yeah.
Yeah, lucky man. My favorite thing is to get our
juices swapped with that. Use her witness to get inside of
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me. She's like, no.
No, I have no qualms with that. That's really my favorite thing.
I'm serious. I still have yet to have that
with my current boyfriend that I've had sex with multiple girls
with, but I have not yet to havethat particular fantasy.
I told you, I told you that I had that conversation with my
husband. I said, look, I have fucked
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many. And then and one of the things I
like is that whole concept, sucking his Dick goes inside of
me. He goes up on me, I go down on
him. Swap, swap, swap.
It's great. Yeah, but you know, there has to
be a particular girl if I want another girl there particularly.
No, I usually just want to be selfish and have it all strictly
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dickly. I like the jealousy feeling.
I know you do. It's nice you do.
I like to be center of attentionand really showing my skills
with. That is me I that isn't showing
attention because I know I'm already the best.
So when another girls there it'slike a competition almost like I
gotta do better. And then he gets a great thing
because he's getting 2 girls competing over who's the best.
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Yeah you know, I mean I'm good. It just makes me want to be that
much better. Yeah, and you may learn
something from the other person you go.
Exactly. I like what I like that.
I see how you're OK. All right, All right.
Yeah, exactly. Going in the old repertoire
because. You only have her for the night,
but you don't have me forever. I get that's why so.
No matter what, you're fucking her for me.
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So I am then center of attentionbecause you're doing it for me
no matter what, so. Now PO, when I get my little
black girl female slave, I will share with you.
I'll say hey go sit on share nothing.
Go. Sit on Daddy.
Pose lap. Let him do dirty things to you
for a while. Because he's my son.
I'm going to be like. You got to share with.
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You he's got a little kids table.
Such a great owner. Oh, I got your back, man.
I'm going to get your Dick wet with plenty of pussy.
I promise you. I promise you.
Yes, Jesus. And you know, let me tell you,
Shaman always comes to the party.
Shaman does not see all the times he gets hit on.
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He's so oblivious to it. And I said Shaman, you know,
many times you can stick your Dick in these bitches that come
to these parties because they'rehorned up and they're ready to
play. But I will advocate for you so
you pop that pill before you come.
You better be geared up and ready.
I'll take 2. OK, OK, so ladies, you know
Master Viper, he's ready to lay that pipe.
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Sting you. Sting you, baby.
I like it. Exactly.
All right, so Liv and I had a really interesting night.
You left, you went home. We showered, freshened up and I
got a phone call and I had this person that he kept emailing me.
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He went on to our loyal fans. He found us through fat and his
name on loyal fans was butt sniffer and I was like, can't
imagine what he wants. We've got the law.
So I said Liv, we've got a new friend tonight, so bring
yourself sexy self over and let's have some fun.
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I was not aware of the butt sniffing thing though.
No, she said she. Didn't tell you his name?
Or you have a friend coming over.
And I legit forgot I really did.But I also said hey I think he
likes jeans and yoga pants and Ididn't.
I didn't. Even wear that.
Yeah, I know because then your. Boyfriend, I was just gonna wear
the underwear that I had on in my little dress, but then he
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said butt sniffer. I'm gonna leave my shorts on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, you know me.
I always advocate for the pants.I might just stay with him.
Well he loved your pants. Like he was butt sniffing me,
but once he started butt sniffing you he was like.
He loved that. It was.
Crazy. I haven't shown him to yet, but
they're but they're they're PVC,but they're not shiny.
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They're a dull, but they're dark.
Green I love. They're a green.
Yeah, everybody, you don't really see that they're green.
And the dungeon, yeah. Because the red, yeah, but
they're like a really, really dark pine green.
And he was like rubbing it like it was a shiny red.
Apple, he was squeezing my ass like getting in there.
And she was suffocating him, where every time she'd get up
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he'd be like. What a way to go What?
A way to go. He loved it.
I told her at one point I was like, I think he's trying to tap
out. She's like, no, you could take
that. You smell my ass.
And he was over here like, I'm like, I know he's dying, you
know? But is he limp the best?
He's falling out. He's not limp.
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He's. Good.
He's good. Whatever.
See, I heard an action like that, so it's really nice and
really refreshing for me to sit there and me to.
Watch, I know it's great so. He kept looking at me like so.
Once again, you get all the fun.So sorry, well, you left.
And I I just had. A call look I wanted.
I wanted a picture, but he did not want any pictures.
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And so because, you know, he, hesaid it right off the RIP.
He's like, there's no recording.And I said OK, not a problem.
It would have been a great picture because the way that he
was laying there, it looked likea squished bug that you're
sitting on. Like it would have been
hilarious to get that. Picture.
So let's just give Poe and the audience the whole play by play,
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Yes, OK, yes. A long picture of my head.
Like a dead. Oh God.
OK, he. Was like tapping her ass hell
but she's like. No, those were love tabs as.
Soon as she get up he literally was like threw his head to the
side and was like there's like smell my ass.
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You like dive back in like it was just like it was gold in
there. I was like, Jesus, you know
what? Sorry my ass didn't smell like
ass. Sorry my ass didn't smell like
ass. Well, it's I didn't get to like,
we're gonna do the play by play,right.
So I I took a fresh shower. I had fresh clothes on.
I know I didn't. You had those bomb ass pants on
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too and your ass is fat. Yeah, nice.
Thank you. But you know when?
I watched Liv many a times sit on people's face, you know, with
her sexy ass shorts. And so she comes in and he's
he's eye bombing all of us. I mean he's looking between her
and I like Oh my God, he's like,I didn't know I was going to get
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2. He's like looking us up and
down, like he's screaming in hisshorts.
And he came in initially just for a consult, so he's just
going to come in and talk. And so we were just very
relaxing to him, like, Oh no, come on, just be fine, honey.
Don't worry. We'll be really kind.
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We'll just go at your pace. You tell us what you want.
And as far as I'm concerned, we have our clothes on.
We're not doing anything right. You know, this is his kink.
He just wants to smell our ass. And so again, I thought, OK,
well, Liv, you're up. You know, eye candy, sexy little
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thing looking pretty. And she had these.
But you were the eye candy. Are we the?
Big Well, you know, I think it'sjust the big ass that's.
Because he even asked her like, how old are you?
Like specifically to you? I don't realize that.
Your skill is great. He said I'm about to have a good
time. Yeah, but you are right.
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You are a car salesman. He came in just to look at the
cars. Yes.
And then all of a sudden you're like, you know what, I can hook
you up with this little Corvetteover here and you know what it's
a buy one get one free kind of situation like a Kia.
You get the you know, you buy the minivan, we'll give you a
little 4 door, you know, car as well.
So. Good job.
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So Needless to say, Liv had a really, a really good idea.
First it was. I said, well, if you want to be
comfortable, you can lay on the couch.
And Liv had these big old boots on.
I was like, well, you could takeyour boots off or you could just
do this certain way. And she's like, I got a better
idea. So she went and got the inclined
pillow. Yeah.
And so he laid down on the flooron the pillow.
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And then she was able to really,like, thoroughly spread and,
like sit on his face and. I had to hold myself up.
He kept saying for me, you don't, you're not going to kill
me. I was like my pussy can kill so
don't tell me. But he was like sit on it all
the way and I was really scared to sit on all the way.
So I was my calves were burning.Yeah, I wasn't, I wasn't, but it
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was weird. It was kind of like, I'm worried
my thing. Liv can really like she was like
spreading with her knees outwardand I'm more or less like a
squatter and a hover. So I was like, you know what?
This doesn't work for me as well.
So because it's just an awkward position, you know.
And so I sit here, you lay on the couch.
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I'm going to show you what I do with my slave.
And so I took my shoe off. I get got in.
I put my foot in the couch, basically under the cushion, and
then I was able to straddle thatway.
But she sat on him for about, you know, 5 to 7 minutes, give
or take. And then once I sat on him, I
think it was just game on. Yeah.
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He didn't. He didn't want nothing to do
with me after that. He was just like, Oh my God,
this is it. He was like, it was like heaven
for him. And I was like, you like that
asshole, don't you? He's like, yeah, I was like, you
better fucking smell it good. You can't fucking smell my
pants, bitch. But the funniest shit because he
was like loving it. And I was like rubbing my, my,
my hands and my fingernails downhis legs.
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And I was like, you know, you'reso cute.
You're so cute. I love your furry legs.
So cute. You know, that'd be
complimentary. And he came in, he was dressed
nice. He looked like a golfer, you
know, and that he did a time smelled delicious.
Hey, smell really I'm going to bring my pants in PO because let
me tell you. So this morning, I mean, after
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he thoroughly loved it and he was he was very complimentary.
But like I said, he would look back at Liv like Oh my God.
And he was like. But it's like if I didn't know
that he was loving it, I would be like, I think he's not a
liking this, you know, But I could tell in other ways, like
the way he'd move his hands on her body and some.
I was like, he loves it, but he was struggling, you know, it's
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like, I want to stay in your ass, but he couldn't.
Like his his brain, his body would not let him.
Yeah. Yeah.
But he wanted to no, I could seehe would die in that asshole.
Like I said, what a way to go. I mean, if you're gonna go and
you know what? Was going to start another day.
I was like, what a way to go, yeah.
I'm just saying there's there's worse ways to go.
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But it was so funny. So this morning I'm just putting
my clothes up and I was gonna, Iwas gonna hang them up and I was
like, damn, my pants like reek of his Cologne.
And it was a nice smelling Cologne.
It was. He smelled good.
It was very nice and I was like.Taking care of himself, coming
in, smelling, you know. Yes, he.
Did his hair. He looked like he was going like
he got ready for church, you know, like he prepared himself.
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Yeah. Deuce treat these like it's a
date. Not all the time though.
Some of them would come around right after work smelling like
yes. No, what I'm saying is if you.
Come. Here to get a session.
Treat it like you were going on a date.
Yes, smell nice, groove yourself.
Make me you know. Otherwise you're going to get
beat for whatever it was you missed.
Oh, you're going to get beat andit's not going to be as an
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enjoyable experience because youwant the counterbalance to enjoy
the experience as well. I guess, but I should have cubes
in a guy's mouth because he was too hairy and he loved it so.
Well, that's. To each their own.
Yeah, no, to each their own. OK, so you.
Said yeah. So I will tell you and the
remainder of all of this is he was still writing me after he
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left, telling me how much he enjoyed the experience and how
nice we were. Next time you need to put a
snorkel on him and he could, youknow, breathe out through here,
you know, and still have the nose where it needs to go.
Then there's no breathing issues.
Yeah, that's really pretty. Strong, I'm a problem solver.
Yeah, I love. It I love the way you think.
PO, I like the Mindy Straw idea 'cause when you can.
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Be straw don't work. Yeah, there you go, 'cause you
want the ass completely covered,ear to ear.
That's even better. I like it.
Alright, so do we think the ass sniffing is degrading?
It can be, but no. I say not to him, you know, he
enjoyed it, you know, but maybe it, I don't know.
It's according where that dynamic psychology came from.
Like, you know, did it come fromtrauma of someone, you know, a
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bully doing that to him and thatkind of stuff.
And therefore he seeks that out or was it just a I've always
wanted to have that done and check, you know, off of the
list? Some people just like act.
That's nothing to do with degrading.
Just like some people like Dicks, some people like pussy.
You know what I mean? Yeah, I think.
We can make them be degrading byno, you're going to smell my ass
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by grabbing a handful of hair and shoving it in there when
they don't want to. That's degrading.
Yeah. When I said to him last night, I
was like, you better get in there.
You fucking breathe it. Breathe it.
I mean God bless if your pants. Weren't as tight.
He would have shoved his whole freaking face.
It's crazy. It's so crazy, but you know, the
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concept of it being degrading isnow I've had ass sniffers that
have come in, they want to smellfart, they want to smell dirty
butt and I just can't really bring myself to do.
I don't. Want to be a dirty butt?
Yeah, I don't see. That's why I always used to
depend on my friend. Hey, no.
Not you. You're my sweet little niece,
all right? No, no, no, I would not do that
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to you, bitch. Rework.
That no, don't depend on me. No, back in the day.
Want to be your friend no more? No, back in the day we had this
guy and he's one of those guys who come and he was just dirty,
grubby, but he came from a wealthy family, but he would
never want to like clean his fingernails and his hair was
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greasy. And I'm like.
And so one night I was like, I just, I'm like, I don't know if
I have it in me honestly to do this.
So I'm like, Bree, get over here.
Bree always had a clean ass too.But that night we were by the
pool and I'm like, stick gummy worms in your asshole for this
guy. Oh, and eat him out.
And he did. And he fucking loved.
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It Have you ever heard of the pudding where it's like dirt?
They put Oreos on top. Pudding and.
The dirt cake. That's absolutely.
What I thought about, I was, I was thinking of yeah, like the
worms looking like they're crawling out the asshole, and I
was thinking that's. Kind of gross.
He's like, is she up that? He loved it.
He was jacking his Dick to that.I mean, that's still hot.
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It's still right. Like putting fruit roll up on a
on a Dick. It's.
Hot, yeah. It's candy.
It's making it sweet and nice. Try Twizzlers.
Twizzlers the the string the string twizzlers.
Then you can wrap it around. Fruit Roll up?
Yeah. Not the Yeah, the fruit Roll up.
It really wraps around and sticks.
You suck it until it's literallygone.
OK. How about giving a blowjob of
pop rocks? Have you done that?
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It doesn't feel good. Doesn't feel good, No.
Well, if you got a guy that likes like, roughing, yeah,
that's when it feels good. Yeah, had a girl tried it.
I'll be, you know. Didn't do nothing for you it.
Was me. I've had the.
But Twizzlers work. One as well.
Yeah, I've done the Altoid too. Yeah.
You put Altoids in your mouth. You, you know.
Do you do the? I don't like that's after
brushing your teeth. No thanks.
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So I think there's two sides to the whole ass sniffing
degradation though, because there's somebody like him.
He wanted us to fart in his facetoo, right?
So I made Brie do that and he would, you know, it was like he
would go nose deep, but he really wanted to lick it.
I would never let him lick mine because I don't know where his
mouth has been. That's just can't do it.
I'm like you can sniff it but. I don't know where your
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asshole's been, but I'll stick my tongue up there.
But you're like, I don't know where your tongue is.
I feel like there's an imbalanceof power here.
There's supposed to be power exchange, but.
Po po. And come on, this guy, he had
dirty fingernails. He comes in dirty, greasy hair.
He wasn't bathing. I'm sorry you're.
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Doing what That has you? Can still get diseases.
In your asshole. You know what?
Yes. So I don't want someone's third
in herpes. I just don't want that.
I'm sorry. OK.
All right. Just saying.
But I think with the whole ass sniffing, I think so for people
like for example my slave. So after this guy left, OK,
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little slave comes in and I've got the same outfit on because
it was right after we pretty much ended this.
And I was like, you ready to do it?
Lay down. I'm going to sit on your face.
And you know, I took his cage off.
He was already like ready. And he's like, Oh my God, Oh my
God. You know.
But you know, it's not like he wants to smell shit.
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I'm like you. I think it's just the concept of
it's. I love ass so much.
I really want it just in my face.
Bearing and it's kind of like a forbidden fruit.
As long as there's a clean ass, it's a forbidden fruit.
Which is why whenever you go down there, it's like, Oh my
God, you shouldn't go down there.
Oh my God, it feels good. You know, It's like, it makes it
exciting. Yeah, I can see that.
So I can see how ass sniffing could be in in a way.
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Not from my perspective, I'm just saying in general I can see
where I can come from. But I was telling Liv I was
like, yeah, I said. I smelt my pants this morning
and all I could smell is that guy's Cologne.
And my slave boy, he doesn't really have that overwhelming
powerful Cologne. It's very mild.
And so she's like, well, he suresmelled back alone last night.
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But see, I was sure to tell him.I said, you know, you weren't
the only one here on my ass. I said, I've just had someone
leave after he devoured my ass. He said, God, that makes it
hotter. And he loved that.
So it's like, yay, look at that.That's that's awesome.
Yeah, it was very. Because at first I was thinking,
huh, she's trying to make him a little Jelly.
But no. But you're saying like, you know
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he, you know he's like. Everybody likes to slap a
second. Yeah, he wants to be a cop.
You know, he considers himself acop.
Yeah. So he loves that fact of just
being in a cage and, yeah, you know, having other money.
Do you? Like your ass sniffed.
Do I like my ass? Sniff, I've never tried either
of those. I think have.
You tried eating ass or smellingass?
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No, no, I'm not saying that I would.
I think for myself, I would feela little self-conscious about
someone if they were trying to go down there.
Even if I did every precaution that I could, I would still be
like, you know, and I don't knowwhat regiments that they have.
Ability, you have to really let yourself down.
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Not let yourself down, but let your guard down for it.
I'm sure if there was a situation and just all the stars
lined up and you know what happened, you're not.
Going to push your head away, right?
All right. Yeah, cool.
We need to find you a dirty girlwho's willing to toss that
salad. Hey.
Prefer syrup? Just say.
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Chris Rock joke about the toss salad.
Thinking like like a tree where you shove the thing on there.
I'm talking about exactly what. You're talking about.
We're talking about Pootie guy. Tap.
Yeah, the tap, Yeah. All right, so he was this this
first gentleman that came in. He was honestly kind of scared
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to tell us, and you know, when he realized he could speak
freely about it, it was kind of like game on he.
Loosened up. Yeah, It took him a while to get
comfortable. It did, but I was like, come on,
man, we got to go. I did push this.
Yeah, I was like, I think after we were like, deal with armpits
and feet, like people like smelling different parts and
different parts of the body. And it's OK that maybe it kind
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of helped him a little bit, but once we actually started doing
the process, he's OK. Yeah, I can see that.
You are definitely encouragers of hey, yeah, judgment.
Here, no fucking judgment. Let's, you know, let's try some
stuff that you want to try and it's a great environment to do
that. And you know, again, we we are
not the fetishist to really say,hey, we like, you know, shitting
on people or we like pissing on people, right?
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But we're certainly not going tobe a ashamed of people or put
shame in their face. Yeah, we're gonna feel bad for
the we don't like it. That's like, oh, you like olives
and I don't, so I'm gonna make you feel bad for liking olives.
Yeah, I like that comparison. That's.
That you do your olives. Yeah.
I don't have to like it. Yes, Liv has yet got to shit on
somebody, but she's gonna do it.She's gonna do it one day.
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Pee on somebody I'm not only I haven't got to.
Pee yet? Well, you'll get there it'll be
easy. Honestly.
I'll be there with you hold yourhand.
We can bear down together. We can stand there because my
friend Jim and I, that's we did we shit on someone together.
It was great that. Probably is the most.
What a bonding experience. Yeah, it was intimate moment
with you. We've done so many things we've
done. Yeah, I finger in the ass, Yeah.
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She We have intimate moments together.
Yeah, She was shitting on a guy's face and I was shitting on
his Dick and he was fucking loving it.
I. Wouldn't be able to handle the.
Small shit. Yeah, well, it was quick.
We just pushed it out. Boom, we left and he cleaned up.
Now that's it. You know how long it takes me to
go to the bathroom? Well.
You're going to be prepared the night before.
I'm saying like here there for awhile.
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It's just a high level on that man.
You'll be prepared the night before.
It'll be OK. And then I'll be like here Liv,
put this butt plug in. Play with it for a few minutes
before we start. Yeah, make it come out real
easy. Yes, yes.
But ultimately, yeah, I think a lot of people are really scared
because again, my slave said to me the other day, you know, I
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want to be complete service slave to you.
I will do anything. I will.
I think I just really want you to shit in my mouth and piss in
my mouth. And that in itself was like,
what? You.
Know I'm not going to shame him for that, but my thing of it is
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I just said I don't think I could really.
Watch that. Yeah, I'll pee in your mouth,
but I'm a grimace as I do it. It's.
A lot of people, but the one people that I kind of like care
about like that, I just have a hard time doing it to.
That's why they come to professionals is because when
you care and they care about each other, they laugh, they
think it's funny like it's it's easier to do it in a
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professional way, right where you're not have that connection.
Yeah. But anyways, yeah.
So true, right? So true.
Any other thoughts there, PO? You're you're kind of like
specious on that last one. You know I.
Think it's just shocked at all things that we just said.
No, not as I mean, there's there's a person out there for
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everything that you know in my head is like, no, that's makes
it your kink is not my kink, butyour kink is OK.
I don't know if I if I could necessarily participate in
something of that nature, but me, you know, yeah.
Brings a whole new definition ofthe brown nosing.
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Well, if a hot girl said to you,hey PO I want to piss on your
Dick, you'd be like game on do Ineed to fuck you?
I. Could deal with the pissing not.
Yeah, shitting. He'd be like, you're not hot no
more. I don't.
I don't want to play. No.
More Where's the tap? I had a friend friends so long
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ago was telling me that his Co worker was always talking about
how he would have a clear piece of plexiglass and he would make
his girlfriend shit on the plexiglass so he could watch it
come out and it can kind of likepretend to land on him.
And I told my friend this. I said look.
I can just hear it hitting that plexiglass.
Yeah, I said listen when it yeah, I said let's think logical
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here. Let's think logical.
If he's that much into shit, he is not using a fucking piece of
plexiglass, OK? I don't care what he tells you,
If someone wants to watch that shit come out and he's ready for
it, yeah, it's going to happen. He's not going to use piece of
plexiglass. He wants to eat that shit or
play with that shit. Just one of those.
Just saying so. Yeah, yeah.
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Jesus scared me. OK, so the collar that is
normally on pose that was. Fun that made me jump.
I know you both threw a hole in the wall.
Feel like Ric Claire for a second.
The collar that is normally on Poe's neck is actually on his
taint and testicles today. Yeah.
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So congratulations PO. Hey, you know you got to step it
every now and again. You sure?
Be careful what you asked for. Yeah, I was like 20. 5%.
Wow, All right, kids, so. Funny, I like that this is fun.
She's back. Yeah.
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I wanna. Wrap it up.
Yeah, well, talking about poop, I gotta go.
All right kids and chill then. This has been the latest episode
of. Call me Mistress.
You gotta go poop.
Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me a Mistress.
I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me the one the
only Madam Lip in the left corner weighing 165 at six foot
tall. Good looking mustache goatee.
I've got me Mr. PO. Hey.
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Greetings for the Manor. All right, was that a nice intro
for you, pal? It.
Was beautiful. Fabulous.
So long. Go suck a Dick trying.
All right? No, you want to suck a pussy.
So Liv and I are having this conversation very briefly just a
moment ago. She wants to slurp on that
pussy. She had some girl over the other
night. They were here just casual.
And she's like, hey, why don't we go up and go to the apartment
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and go fuck around and I can suck on your pussy.
And then they went upstairs and she didn't make the initiative
anymore. And the girl, girl was just
like, yeah, we're just gonna sithere and talk.
Yeah, yeah. I mean, what do I do in that
situation? Do I reinitiate or do I should
You would you? Should have said, hey,
girlfriend, hey, you want to do this right here in the living
room? Let's give the guys a show.
Come spread your legs. But.
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You know that that makes sense that you would have that
mentality because even with guys, you're like, I want you to
chase after me. So you were probably applying
the same rule to her. Yeah, but I, I initiated it
first, right? I said, hey, you wanna go up and
get your pussy 8 And then we go upstairs and then we just sit
there and I'm like, do I ask again?
Because she didn't really say yes or no.
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So I didn't know she was kind ofslightly saying no and just kind
of like, because if I don't wanna make it go awkward if I
was to ask again for the forced to be rejected in front of
everybody. You know, the thing of it is you
won't know unless you ask. And a lot of people, a lot of
people, they have a fear of rejection.
Me. And don't.
Don't be feared. Don't fear the rejection.
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Bottom line, because you know your skills.
Yeah, you know you're hot. You want your.
Pussy 8. That's right, you know you're
hot. If she refuses and rejects you,
bitch, she can move on. She can find somebody else to
eat her twat. Because, quite truthfully,
you're the Queen. Hey hey and I already know her
pussy so I know what to do. Exactly.
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Now back when last year and I went to that wedding with my
husband and I were there and they had these great little hors
d'oeuvres. This same waitress, there was 3
waitresses and she kept coming around to me and I was like oh
isn't she cute? She's so cute and she's like, hi
miss, would you like another hors d'oeuvre?
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And she told me I was like prosciutto wrapped in with
watercress and and a leak. And I was like fancy.
It was fancy. It really was nice.
And I said, oh, you don't have to twist my arm to get me.
I have something so good in my mouth.
And of course she was like, oh, you can twist my arm anytime.
And would that be an initiative where you think?
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It would be initiative. OK.
That's an initiative. Without, that's just dropping
hints and goes. Yeah.
OK. Like, I drop, I drop hints a
lot. If you haven't noticed, when
there's a girl here, I'm over here.
Like spread your legs for me, you know, Butter, you know?
Yeah, next time you grab like one of those cannolis and you
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just like lick the the cream outof the middle of it or something
to show some, you know, some sexual.
In her. I'm saying like in your thing
when you're trying to get that girl, like you show her what
that tongue can do, like, you know, or you get that orange and
you, you know what I'm saying? Like something that's you know.
Like we saw the chick at the ball field with the meme and she
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took that hot dog off her boyfriend and sucked that shit
off. Put it back on the bun.
That's it, yeah. That's what you got to.
Do work on it? Yeah, I just don't have around a
lot of people. So you can't really just be
slurping on a dog in front of a like a cashier, you know, like.
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
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Be like, I just bought this orange and just like, but I
didn't have a T-shirt right in front of the cashier to like, I
guess what you're doing, like I'm just trying to call you a
dance career. Now, you know, a couple weeks
ago when we went to go get coffee, that woman was flirting
with us. Which?
Which coffee place? The one down the street from
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your house, The what's the one that just opened up if I don't
remember. Anybody hitting on us?
Yes, we went through. And it was a cute blonde.
And she was like, oh, you 2 looklike fun.
What are you doing today? And I was like, oh, hot blonde
young. OK, I remember.
You remember? She was really sweet.
Yeah. She was flirting hard, like,
(04:40):
I'll go back. Yeah, it's something.
Brothers. What's what's the name?
Oh, Dutch Brothers. Yeah, it was Dutch Brothers up
the road. Bitch don't get out my location
I want her first. OK, I'm posting.
With you, my girl Cher. Yeah, I'm talking about you.
Trust me how I would. Just sound like she she's she's
wanting the the lady breed so well she's.
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About to get a hard hot dog. Not that I have a hot dog, but
my boyfriend has a hot dog guys and I share that thing.
All right. Yeah.
Yeah, lucky man. My favorite thing is to get our
juices swapped with that. Use her witness to get inside of
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me. She's like, no.
No, I have no qualms with that. That's really my favorite thing.
I'm serious. I still have yet to have that
with my current boyfriend that I've had sex with multiple girls
with, but I have not yet to havethat particular fantasy.
I told you, I told you that I had that conversation with my
husband. I said, look, I have fucked
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many. And then and one of the things I
like is that whole concept, sucking his Dick goes inside of
me. He goes up on me, I go down on
him. Swap, swap, swap.
It's great. Yeah, but you know, there has to
be a particular girl if I want another girl there particularly.
No, I usually just want to be selfish and have it all strictly
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dickly. I like the jealousy feeling.
I know you do. It's nice you do.
I like to be center of attentionand really showing my skills
with. That is me I that isn't showing
attention because I know I'm already the best.
So when another girls there it'slike a competition almost like I
gotta do better. And then he gets a great thing
because he's getting 2 girls competing over who's the best.
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Yeah you know, I mean I'm good. It just makes me want to be that
much better. Yeah, and you may learn
something from the other person you go.
Exactly. I like what I like that.
I see how you're OK. All right, All right.
Yeah, exactly. Going in the old repertoire
because. You only have her for the night,
but you don't have me forever. I get that's why so.
No matter what, you're fucking her for me.
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So I am then center of attentionbecause you're doing it for me
no matter what, so. Now PO, when I get my little
black girl female slave, I will share with you.
I'll say hey go sit on share nothing.
Go. Sit on Daddy.
Pose lap. Let him do dirty things to you
for a while. Because he's my son.
I'm going to be like. You got to share with.
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You he's got a little kids table.
Such a great owner. Oh, I got your back, man.
I'm going to get your Dick wet with plenty of pussy.
I promise you. I promise you.
Yes, Jesus. And you know, let me tell you,
Shaman always comes to the party.
Shaman does not see all the times he gets hit on.
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He's so oblivious to it. And I said Shaman, you know,
many times you can stick your Dick in these bitches that come
to these parties because they'rehorned up and they're ready to
play. But I will advocate for you so
you pop that pill before you come.
You better be geared up and ready.
I'll take 2. OK, OK, so ladies, you know
Master Viper, he's ready to lay that pipe.
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Sting you. Sting you, baby.
I like it. Exactly.
All right, so Liv and I had a really interesting night.
You left, you went home. We showered, freshened up and I
got a phone call and I had this person that he kept emailing me.
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He went on to our loyal fans. He found us through fat and his
name on loyal fans was butt sniffer and I was like, can't
imagine what he wants. We've got the law.
So I said Liv, we've got a new friend tonight, so bring
yourself sexy self over and let's have some fun.
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I was not aware of the butt sniffing thing though.
No, she said she. Didn't tell you his name?
Or you have a friend coming over.
And I legit forgot I really did.But I also said hey I think he
likes jeans and yoga pants and Ididn't.
I didn't. Even wear that.
Yeah, I know because then your. Boyfriend, I was just gonna wear
the underwear that I had on in my little dress, but then he
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said butt sniffer. I'm gonna leave my shorts on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, you know me.
I always advocate for the pants.I might just stay with him.
Well he loved your pants. Like he was butt sniffing me,
but once he started butt sniffing you he was like.
He loved that. It was.
Crazy. I haven't shown him to yet, but
they're but they're they're PVC,but they're not shiny.
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They're a dull, but they're dark.
Green I love. They're a green.
Yeah, everybody, you don't really see that they're green.
And the dungeon, yeah. Because the red, yeah, but
they're like a really, really dark pine green.
And he was like rubbing it like it was a shiny red.
Apple, he was squeezing my ass like getting in there.
And she was suffocating him, where every time she'd get up
(09:40):
he'd be like. What a way to go What?
A way to go. He loved it.
I told her at one point I was like, I think he's trying to tap
out. She's like, no, you could take
that. You smell my ass.
And he was over here like, I'm like, I know he's dying, you
know? But is he limp the best?
He's falling out. He's not limp.
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He's. Good.
He's good. Whatever.
See, I heard an action like that, so it's really nice and
really refreshing for me to sit there and me to.
Watch, I know it's great so. He kept looking at me like so.
Once again, you get all the fun.So sorry, well, you left.
And I I just had. A call look I wanted.
I wanted a picture, but he did not want any pictures.
(10:25):
And so because, you know, he, hesaid it right off the RIP.
He's like, there's no recording.And I said OK, not a problem.
It would have been a great picture because the way that he
was laying there, it looked likea squished bug that you're
sitting on. Like it would have been
hilarious to get that. Picture.
So let's just give Poe and the audience the whole play by play,
(10:47):
Yes, OK, yes. A long picture of my head.
Like a dead. Oh God.
OK, he. Was like tapping her ass hell
but she's like. No, those were love tabs as.
Soon as she get up he literally was like threw his head to the
side and was like there's like smell my ass.
(11:09):
You like dive back in like it was just like it was gold in
there. I was like, Jesus, you know
what? Sorry my ass didn't smell like
ass. Sorry my ass didn't smell like
ass. Well, it's I didn't get to like,
we're gonna do the play by play,right.
So I I took a fresh shower. I had fresh clothes on.
I know I didn't. You had those bomb ass pants on
(11:29):
too and your ass is fat. Yeah, nice.
Thank you. But you know when?
I watched Liv many a times sit on people's face, you know, with
her sexy ass shorts. And so she comes in and he's
he's eye bombing all of us. I mean he's looking between her
and I like Oh my God, he's like,I didn't know I was going to get
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2. He's like looking us up and
down, like he's screaming in hisshorts.
And he came in initially just for a consult, so he's just
going to come in and talk. And so we were just very
relaxing to him, like, Oh no, come on, just be fine, honey.
Don't worry. We'll be really kind.
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We'll just go at your pace. You tell us what you want.
And as far as I'm concerned, we have our clothes on.
We're not doing anything right. You know, this is his kink.
He just wants to smell our ass. And so again, I thought, OK,
well, Liv, you're up. You know, eye candy, sexy little
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thing looking pretty. And she had these.
But you were the eye candy. Are we the?
Big Well, you know, I think it'sjust the big ass that's.
Because he even asked her like, how old are you?
Like specifically to you? I don't realize that.
Your skill is great. He said I'm about to have a good
time. Yeah, but you are right.
(12:51):
You are a car salesman. He came in just to look at the
cars. Yes.
And then all of a sudden you're like, you know what, I can hook
you up with this little Corvetteover here and you know what it's
a buy one get one free kind of situation like a Kia.
You get the you know, you buy the minivan, we'll give you a
little 4 door, you know, car as well.
So. Good job.
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So Needless to say, Liv had a really, a really good idea.
First it was. I said, well, if you want to be
comfortable, you can lay on the couch.
And Liv had these big old boots on.
I was like, well, you could takeyour boots off or you could just
do this certain way. And she's like, I got a better
idea. So she went and got the inclined
pillow. Yeah.
And so he laid down on the flooron the pillow.
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And then she was able to really,like, thoroughly spread and,
like sit on his face and. I had to hold myself up.
He kept saying for me, you don't, you're not going to kill
me. I was like my pussy can kill so
don't tell me. But he was like sit on it all
the way and I was really scared to sit on all the way.
So I was my calves were burning.Yeah, I wasn't, I wasn't, but it
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was weird. It was kind of like, I'm worried
my thing. Liv can really like she was like
spreading with her knees outwardand I'm more or less like a
squatter and a hover. So I was like, you know what?
This doesn't work for me as well.
So because it's just an awkward position, you know.
And so I sit here, you lay on the couch.
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I'm going to show you what I do with my slave.
And so I took my shoe off. I get got in.
I put my foot in the couch, basically under the cushion, and
then I was able to straddle thatway.
But she sat on him for about, you know, 5 to 7 minutes, give
or take. And then once I sat on him, I
think it was just game on. Yeah.
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He didn't. He didn't want nothing to do
with me after that. He was just like, Oh my God,
this is it. He was like, it was like heaven
for him. And I was like, you like that
asshole, don't you? He's like, yeah, I was like, you
better fucking smell it good. You can't fucking smell my
pants, bitch. But the funniest shit because he
was like loving it. And I was like rubbing my, my,
my hands and my fingernails downhis legs.
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And I was like, you know, you'reso cute.
You're so cute. I love your furry legs.
So cute. You know, that'd be
complimentary. And he came in, he was dressed
nice. He looked like a golfer, you
know, and that he did a time smelled delicious.
Hey, smell really I'm going to bring my pants in PO because let
me tell you. So this morning, I mean, after
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he thoroughly loved it and he was he was very complimentary.
But like I said, he would look back at Liv like Oh my God.
And he was like. But it's like if I didn't know
that he was loving it, I would be like, I think he's not a
liking this, you know, But I could tell in other ways, like
the way he'd move his hands on her body and some.
I was like, he loves it, but he was struggling, you know, it's
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like, I want to stay in your ass, but he couldn't.
Like his his brain, his body would not let him.
Yeah. Yeah.
But he wanted to no, I could seehe would die in that asshole.
Like I said, what a way to go. I mean, if you're gonna go and
you know what? Was going to start another day.
I was like, what a way to go, yeah.
I'm just saying there's there's worse ways to go.
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But it was so funny. So this morning I'm just putting
my clothes up and I was gonna, Iwas gonna hang them up and I was
like, damn, my pants like reek of his Cologne.
And it was a nice smelling Cologne.
It was. He smelled good.
It was very nice and I was like.Taking care of himself, coming
in, smelling, you know. Yes, he.
Did his hair. He looked like he was going like
he got ready for church, you know, like he prepared himself.
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Yeah. Deuce treat these like it's a
date. Not all the time though.
Some of them would come around right after work smelling like
yes. No, what I'm saying is if you.
Come. Here to get a session.
Treat it like you were going on a date.
Yes, smell nice, groove yourself.
Make me you know. Otherwise you're going to get
beat for whatever it was you missed.
Oh, you're going to get beat andit's not going to be as an
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enjoyable experience because youwant the counterbalance to enjoy
the experience as well. I guess, but I should have cubes
in a guy's mouth because he was too hairy and he loved it so.
Well, that's. To each their own.
Yeah, no, to each their own. OK, so you.
Said yeah. So I will tell you and the
remainder of all of this is he was still writing me after he
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left, telling me how much he enjoyed the experience and how
nice we were. Next time you need to put a
snorkel on him and he could, youknow, breathe out through here,
you know, and still have the nose where it needs to go.
Then there's no breathing issues.
Yeah, that's really pretty. Strong, I'm a problem solver.
Yeah, I love. It I love the way you think.
PO, I like the Mindy Straw idea 'cause when you can.
(17:37):
Be straw don't work. Yeah, there you go, 'cause you
want the ass completely covered,ear to ear.
That's even better. I like it.
Alright, so do we think the ass sniffing is degrading?
It can be, but no. I say not to him, you know, he
enjoyed it, you know, but maybe it, I don't know.
It's according where that dynamic psychology came from.
Like, you know, did it come fromtrauma of someone, you know, a
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bully doing that to him and thatkind of stuff.
And therefore he seeks that out or was it just a I've always
wanted to have that done and check, you know, off of the
list? Some people just like act.
That's nothing to do with degrading.
Just like some people like Dicks, some people like pussy.
You know what I mean? Yeah, I think.
We can make them be degrading byno, you're going to smell my ass
(18:20):
by grabbing a handful of hair and shoving it in there when
they don't want to. That's degrading.
Yeah. When I said to him last night, I
was like, you better get in there.
You fucking breathe it. Breathe it.
I mean God bless if your pants. Weren't as tight.
He would have shoved his whole freaking face.
It's crazy. It's so crazy, but you know, the
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concept of it being degrading isnow I've had ass sniffers that
have come in, they want to smellfart, they want to smell dirty
butt and I just can't really bring myself to do.
I don't. Want to be a dirty butt?
Yeah, I don't see. That's why I always used to
depend on my friend. Hey, no.
Not you. You're my sweet little niece,
all right? No, no, no, I would not do that
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to you, bitch. Rework.
That no, don't depend on me. No, back in the day.
Want to be your friend no more? No, back in the day we had this
guy and he's one of those guys who come and he was just dirty,
grubby, but he came from a wealthy family, but he would
never want to like clean his fingernails and his hair was
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greasy. And I'm like.
And so one night I was like, I just, I'm like, I don't know if
I have it in me honestly to do this.
So I'm like, Bree, get over here.
Bree always had a clean ass too.But that night we were by the
pool and I'm like, stick gummy worms in your asshole for this
guy. Oh, and eat him out.
And he did. And he fucking loved.
(19:49):
It Have you ever heard of the pudding where it's like dirt?
They put Oreos on top. Pudding and.
The dirt cake. That's absolutely.
What I thought about, I was, I was thinking of yeah, like the
worms looking like they're crawling out the asshole, and I
was thinking that's. Kind of gross.
He's like, is she up that? He loved it.
He was jacking his Dick to that.I mean, that's still hot.
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It's still right. Like putting fruit roll up on a
on a Dick. It's.
Hot, yeah. It's candy.
It's making it sweet and nice. Try Twizzlers.
Twizzlers the the string the string twizzlers.
Then you can wrap it around. Fruit Roll up?
Yeah. Not the Yeah, the fruit Roll up.
It really wraps around and sticks.
You suck it until it's literallygone.
OK. How about giving a blowjob of
pop rocks? Have you done that?
(20:33):
It doesn't feel good. Doesn't feel good, No.
Well, if you got a guy that likes like, roughing, yeah,
that's when it feels good. Yeah, had a girl tried it.
I'll be, you know. Didn't do nothing for you it.
Was me. I've had the.
But Twizzlers work. One as well.
Yeah, I've done the Altoid too. Yeah.
You put Altoids in your mouth. You, you know.
Do you do the? I don't like that's after
brushing your teeth. No thanks.
(20:54):
So I think there's two sides to the whole ass sniffing
degradation though, because there's somebody like him.
He wanted us to fart in his facetoo, right?
So I made Brie do that and he would, you know, it was like he
would go nose deep, but he really wanted to lick it.
I would never let him lick mine because I don't know where his
mouth has been. That's just can't do it.
I'm like you can sniff it but. I don't know where your
(21:18):
asshole's been, but I'll stick my tongue up there.
But you're like, I don't know where your tongue is.
I feel like there's an imbalanceof power here.
There's supposed to be power exchange, but.
Po po. And come on, this guy, he had
dirty fingernails. He comes in dirty, greasy hair.
He wasn't bathing. I'm sorry you're.
(21:41):
Doing what That has you? Can still get diseases.
In your asshole. You know what?
Yes. So I don't want someone's third
in herpes. I just don't want that.
I'm sorry. OK.
All right. Just saying.
But I think with the whole ass sniffing, I think so for people
like for example my slave. So after this guy left, OK,
(22:05):
little slave comes in and I've got the same outfit on because
it was right after we pretty much ended this.
And I was like, you ready to do it?
Lay down. I'm going to sit on your face.
And you know, I took his cage off.
He was already like ready. And he's like, Oh my God, Oh my
God. You know.
But you know, it's not like he wants to smell shit.
(22:25):
I'm like you. I think it's just the concept of
it's. I love ass so much.
I really want it just in my face.
Bearing and it's kind of like a forbidden fruit.
As long as there's a clean ass, it's a forbidden fruit.
Which is why whenever you go down there, it's like, Oh my
God, you shouldn't go down there.
Oh my God, it feels good. You know, It's like, it makes it
exciting. Yeah, I can see that.
So I can see how ass sniffing could be in in a way.
(22:45):
Not from my perspective, I'm just saying in general I can see
where I can come from. But I was telling Liv I was
like, yeah, I said. I smelt my pants this morning
and all I could smell is that guy's Cologne.
And my slave boy, he doesn't really have that overwhelming
powerful Cologne. It's very mild.
And so she's like, well, he suresmelled back alone last night.
(23:05):
But see, I was sure to tell him.I said, you know, you weren't
the only one here on my ass. I said, I've just had someone
leave after he devoured my ass. He said, God, that makes it
hotter. And he loved that.
So it's like, yay, look at that.That's that's awesome.
Yeah, it was very. Because at first I was thinking,
huh, she's trying to make him a little Jelly.
But no. But you're saying like, you know
(23:26):
he, you know he's like. Everybody likes to slap a
second. Yeah, he wants to be a cop.
You know, he considers himself acop.
Yeah. So he loves that fact of just
being in a cage and, yeah, you know, having other money.
Do you? Like your ass sniffed.
Do I like my ass? Sniff, I've never tried either
of those. I think have.
You tried eating ass or smellingass?
(23:47):
No, no, I'm not saying that I would.
I think for myself, I would feela little self-conscious about
someone if they were trying to go down there.
Even if I did every precaution that I could, I would still be
like, you know, and I don't knowwhat regiments that they have.
Ability, you have to really let yourself down.
(24:07):
Not let yourself down, but let your guard down for it.
I'm sure if there was a situation and just all the stars
lined up and you know what happened, you're not.
Going to push your head away, right?
All right. Yeah, cool.
We need to find you a dirty girlwho's willing to toss that
salad. Hey.
Prefer syrup? Just say.
(24:28):
Chris Rock joke about the toss salad.
Thinking like like a tree where you shove the thing on there.
I'm talking about exactly what. You're talking about.
We're talking about Pootie guy. Tap.
Yeah, the tap, Yeah. All right, so he was this this
first gentleman that came in. He was honestly kind of scared
(24:50):
to tell us, and you know, when he realized he could speak
freely about it, it was kind of like game on he.
Loosened up. Yeah, It took him a while to get
comfortable. It did, but I was like, come on,
man, we got to go. I did push this.
Yeah, I was like, I think after we were like, deal with armpits
and feet, like people like smelling different parts and
different parts of the body. And it's OK that maybe it kind
(25:13):
of helped him a little bit, but once we actually started doing
the process, he's OK. Yeah, I can see that.
You are definitely encouragers of hey, yeah, judgment.
Here, no fucking judgment. Let's, you know, let's try some
stuff that you want to try and it's a great environment to do
that. And you know, again, we we are
not the fetishist to really say,hey, we like, you know, shitting
on people or we like pissing on people, right?
(25:34):
But we're certainly not going tobe a ashamed of people or put
shame in their face. Yeah, we're gonna feel bad for
the we don't like it. That's like, oh, you like olives
and I don't, so I'm gonna make you feel bad for liking olives.
Yeah, I like that comparison. That's.
That you do your olives. Yeah.
I don't have to like it. Yes, Liv has yet got to shit on
somebody, but she's gonna do it.She's gonna do it one day.
(25:56):
Pee on somebody I'm not only I haven't got to.
Pee yet? Well, you'll get there it'll be
easy. Honestly.
I'll be there with you hold yourhand.
We can bear down together. We can stand there because my
friend Jim and I, that's we did we shit on someone together.
It was great that. Probably is the most.
What a bonding experience. Yeah, it was intimate moment
with you. We've done so many things we've
done. Yeah, I finger in the ass, Yeah.
(26:19):
She We have intimate moments together.
Yeah, She was shitting on a guy's face and I was shitting on
his Dick and he was fucking loving it.
I. Wouldn't be able to handle the.
Small shit. Yeah, well, it was quick.
We just pushed it out. Boom, we left and he cleaned up.
Now that's it. You know how long it takes me to
go to the bathroom? Well.
You're going to be prepared the night before.
I'm saying like here there for awhile.
(26:40):
It's just a high level on that man.
You'll be prepared the night before.
It'll be OK. And then I'll be like here Liv,
put this butt plug in. Play with it for a few minutes
before we start. Yeah, make it come out real
easy. Yes, yes.
But ultimately, yeah, I think a lot of people are really scared
because again, my slave said to me the other day, you know, I
(27:02):
want to be complete service slave to you.
I will do anything. I will.
I think I just really want you to shit in my mouth and piss in
my mouth. And that in itself was like,
what? You.
Know I'm not going to shame him for that, but my thing of it is
(27:25):
I just said I don't think I could really.
Watch that. Yeah, I'll pee in your mouth,
but I'm a grimace as I do it. It's.
A lot of people, but the one people that I kind of like care
about like that, I just have a hard time doing it to.
That's why they come to professionals is because when
you care and they care about each other, they laugh, they
think it's funny like it's it's easier to do it in a
(27:47):
professional way, right where you're not have that connection.
Yeah. But anyways, yeah.
So true, right? So true.
Any other thoughts there, PO? You're you're kind of like
specious on that last one. You know I.
Think it's just shocked at all things that we just said.
No, not as I mean, there's there's a person out there for
(28:07):
everything that you know in my head is like, no, that's makes
it your kink is not my kink, butyour kink is OK.
I don't know if I if I could necessarily participate in
something of that nature, but me, you know, yeah.
Brings a whole new definition ofthe brown nosing.
(28:28):
Well, if a hot girl said to you,hey PO I want to piss on your
Dick, you'd be like game on do Ineed to fuck you?
I. Could deal with the pissing not.
Yeah, shitting. He'd be like, you're not hot no
more. I don't.
I don't want to play. No.
More Where's the tap? I had a friend friends so long
(28:49):
ago was telling me that his Co worker was always talking about
how he would have a clear piece of plexiglass and he would make
his girlfriend shit on the plexiglass so he could watch it
come out and it can kind of likepretend to land on him.
And I told my friend this. I said look.
I can just hear it hitting that plexiglass.
Yeah, I said listen when it yeah, I said let's think logical
(29:15):
here. Let's think logical.
If he's that much into shit, he is not using a fucking piece of
plexiglass, OK? I don't care what he tells you,
If someone wants to watch that shit come out and he's ready for
it, yeah, it's going to happen. He's not going to use piece of
plexiglass. He wants to eat that shit or
play with that shit. Just one of those.
Just saying so. Yeah, yeah.
(29:42):
Jesus scared me. OK, so the collar that is
normally on pose that was. Fun that made me jump.
I know you both threw a hole in the wall.
Feel like Ric Claire for a second.
The collar that is normally on Poe's neck is actually on his
taint and testicles today. Yeah.
(30:04):
So congratulations PO. Hey, you know you got to step it
every now and again. You sure?
Be careful what you asked for. Yeah, I was like 20. 5%.
Wow, All right, kids, so. Funny, I like that this is fun.
She's back. Yeah.
(30:27):
I wanna. Wrap it up.
Yeah, well, talking about poop, I gotta go.
All right kids and chill then. This has been the latest episode
of. Call me Mistress.
You gotta go poop.
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