August 18, 2025 • 33 mins
MIA AND POE COME TO THE MIC TO DISCUSS SOME INTERESTING THINGS ON THE KINK WORLD.. SO COME JOIN US AND LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS!
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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me the one,
the only Master Viper. Welcome to the Manor my friends.
You're welcome, little Poe. I'm welcome to all.
All right, PO, it's been an interesting week.
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We're looking at a blank board. Yes, we, we talked.
We have talked and talked and talked.
And you and I get up really fucking early.
You go to work, I go to the gym and it's three, 4:00 in the
morning. It's.
It's early. It's early.
And so, you know, all this week I really didn't post any
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episodes, right? I've been so fucking busy.
Yeah, yeah. Like, you know, real life can
definitely get in the way of, you know, having, having some
material and putting out stuff. And yeah, sometimes that's just
life. It is fucking life.
So. It's funny because you know, all
through summer there was just not a lot of people wanting to
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come to the dungeon during the day.
They would come on the weekends,they come at night.
It's been kind of weird for Liv and I trying to adjust to the
certain people that do come. Well, now that school's back in,
everybody's like flooding in. That makes sense.
I didn't even, I didn't even put, Oh yeah, two and two
together. Yeah, we saw, we saw three
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people yesterday, four people today.
I mean, and it's just like they're booking up.
But ultimately it has, it's beeninteresting because Liv has
decided that you and I, we talked about the chassis cages,
right? And it's funny because there's
really nothing you and I don't talk about.
Yeah, which is fun. Yeah.
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And we go back and forth and youand I are talking about chastity
cages. And I said, hey, PO, you know, I
bought this chastity for my little slave boy.
And it's cute and it's pink and it's got a lot of breathing
room. That's great.
You're like, yeah. What a good one.
Send me the link. Yeah.
And so you went on. You got a black.
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One I did, I did. So you test the waters.
You liked it. You're like, I'm not going to be
a bitch, I'm gonna work for morethan 5 days.
Once I accept a challenge and I put something in my head, I
wanna test it to the Max, yes. So then I was like, you know, he
likes it when he puts a massager.
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And I told him, here's some massager, take it home.
And when you're excited and you wanna play, rattle your cage,
right? You know, rattle your cage,
baby, that shit. Gotta rattle that cage sometimes
you let the demons out. So you and I talked further
about chastity, right? And then you're like, look at
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the ones that ZAP and vibrate and I'm like, oh, this is too
cool. But see, I went ahead and I
ordered the one that looks like the race car out of the kids
movie. Yes, yeah, the yeah, the red
one. Yeah, yeah.
And I was like, Oh my God, it looks like it's got little
eyeballs. It's so fucking cute.
And so I get this and it's got some power to it.
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Like it fucking vibrates and it's very stimulating, yeah.
Like I said, I I definitely had some, some fun with it over over
long distances. And that's what I really like
about it. It's that, you know, it can be
done through the, the app, through the phone.
So yeah, the person doesn't haveto be just right there.
So like for long distance, you know, BDSM relationships where
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you can't be in the same room. Yeah, it's it can be a lot of
fun. Absolutely, yeah.
And so I did not realize I'd setit up to my Wi-Fi.
And you and I had that conversation like, Oh no, no,
no, it's got to be set up to hisWi-Fi and then you can use it on
your app when he does the login.And so I was like, motherfucker,
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how complicated is this? Yeah.
And then? Because I definitely had mine
open on my phone and my friend had it on her phone and I could
see the settings as she was controlling them, which is very
cool as well to go. That's cool, I like that.
OK, OK. Well, you know, we didn't get
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that far into it because ultimately he's like, yeah, he's
like, I like the vibrator on it.I like the massager on it
better. I said, hey, well then just
let's do it, you know, you feel comfortable with it.
Makes you feel better, you know,And so with you and I talking
about it so much and the chastity and all that, and, you
know, it's, it's a difficult concept for a lot of people
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because my friend and her boyfriend were over here today
and he's like, yeah, I don't getit.
And my friend was like, it's about the control, baby.
It's the control, you know? And so you feel, do you feel,
you know, giving someone power to do that?
It's really sexy, isn't that? Yeah, especially if you don't
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know when they're going to do it.
Yeah, Like, you know, even even the shot caller thing, I think
it's, yeah, there's a certain like sexiness to add, you know,
it hurt, but I don't control that.
I can't know when it's coming, you know, and I don't get me
wrong, I don't want to be walking down stairs and you
know, it go off or something of nature or be driving and it go
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off. But you know, if you know
they're in a safe environment just to kind of, you know, turn
it on real quick. You know, they're at the
restaurant at the table, that kind of thing.
And all of a sudden you turn that bad boy on and you just and
it's loud. That one is a little.
Loud, really fun. I would.
Definitely, yeah, put some, makesure you're wearing two or
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three, four pair of underwear ifyou're going to, you know, take
it out. And then also for the
absorption, you know, for the, you know, the aftermath, but you
know, you don't want to be at the dinner table when that
happened. No, no.
But yeah, there's something very.
It'll be like a scene from Wedding Crashers, right?
Exactly. Yeah, I didn't know men's water
could break too, you know, that kind of thing.
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But yeah, there is a like I said, that having someone else
control it. It's.
Yeah, chastity is just a cool thing.
I remember a gentleman that I knew years ago, and he was
someone that would come to see me regularly.
And ultimately he got married and he would still call me.
And he was like, yeah, mistress,you know, I'm dropping my wife
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off. I've got my chastity on.
And, you know, more than likely she's going to bring, you know,
a man back. And I'm going to pick them up
like I'm an Uber driver and takethem back to my place.
And we're going to have fun. But I'm just going to watch and
I'm like, oh, you're going to watch in your little cage.
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So I think a lot of different people, perspectives of it, and
it clearly works for different people.
Yeah, Dynamics. And I like the weight of it too,
and a lot. Of people like the weight.
I mean, even the the the just the regular plastic ones that
don't have a whole lot of weightto it, but it's just something
about it. And you put that like with a
particular like the black one, you don't after a while, you
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don't realize that it's on untilyou go to move a certain way and
then the weight shifts and it's like, yeah, I still have that
on. And, you know, and it's also
about the self-control. You know, there's a lot of
people that, you know, are addicted to masturbating and
that type of thing. And for somebody to be able to
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wear that and for an extended time, it's allows them to have
some form of control over it, even if there's not a vibrating
function on it. So yeah, there's, there's a lot
of aspects of it that I could go.
I I could see why people like it.
Yeah, I totally questioned it before I tried it, but yeah, I
get it. Well, the longest time that he
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went was five days. Now he's like on 3-4 days and
he's like, you know, there's so many Times Now I just want to
break the plastic ring and just swap it out, you know, and
don't. Cheat.
If you're going to do it, do it.I know, you know, he's like, you
know, 99% of the time I hate fucking wearing it.
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Well, because that's that 1% of the time when you're vibrating
it, He's like, I don't mind it right now.
Right. Yeah, but I was thinking about,
you know, if we do a scene together, I was thinking about
taking the chassis off of him soI could see his reaction to the
things that he would like or notlike.
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OK. And then still not give him an
orgasm. OK, so still a little bit of
tease and denial. Totally tease.
If you take that that you know the cop cage off, then he's
automatically his mind going to be like, all right, yes, thank
you mistress, and yes. And then a meeting, Yes, right.
And then after everything then put put it back on.
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Right back on. Yeah, when it's not even hard
again. Yeah.
You know. I like it.
I. Like it too?
It's, yeah, it's a form of control and it's the power
exchange. That's what this world is all
about. It is, and that's what I love
about it too, you know? And I think, you know, for a lot
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of people that I've always talked to who's experienced it
and they've been in a relationship or a dynamic, they
will either get sexual gratification by getting fucked
with a strap on or a toy being used on them or just using a
massager on their actual chasticage.
So, you know, ultimately to me, it would be you could do a
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ruined orgasm very quickly. Have you done a ruined orgasm on
yourself before as we talked about?
Yeah, we talked about that whereit's basically you go up to the
point. It's very similar to edging,
yes. Yes, and then you start to come
and then everything stops. Yes, during it.
I've I've had that happen to myself, like, you know, when
you're self maintaining and thenall of a sudden, yeah, I'm
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watching my porn, right? Yeah.
You like to go out on a really good scene.
You don't want it to be like in the in between scenes.
So, you know, you're going, you're going, you're going,
you're getting on and then all of a sudden it changes scenes.
You're like, OK, I got to stop for a second.
And then that happens, you know,and you're like, damn, that
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sucks. And then, like I said, then you
can't, you can't get it back, you know, And it's like, OK,
well, I guess I've gotta wait, you know, till I have that
stamina and energy and wanna that want to do it again.
Yeah. Yeah.
It can't suck. And that's a very aptly name.
Yeah. It is a ruined orgasm.
It is. It sucks.
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You know, with women, a lot of men don't realize, but with
women, you know, it takes, it takes a build up like it would
for men, right? But for men, you can just go
straight into it. You know, you can start rubbing
and then it just, you know, amplifies and obviously you get
gradual by going faster, right? And but with women it's, it's
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different because you can go numb very easily if you're using
massager, OK, if you're poked too hard, you know, then you're
fucked, right? It's like any point and I tell
you what, but years ago I used to have sex with someone on a
regular basis and he would get so into it that he would pull
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out just enough and when he wentto put it in, he would hit my
fucking asshole and it would just like go in for a SEC.
It was just like. That tip, I've had that happen
before too, where you guys didn't hear a retort was Sir, I
don't know you that well, pointsfor credibility.
I just told her I was ringing the doorbell to see if I could
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come in and you know. Sure, Ring camera down there.
She said access denied and locked that door.
When it happened to me I was like I fucking hate you because
it was no Lube. Yeah, it was.
Quick and painful and all of twoinches make all the difference.
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I could imagine because that hole when that first two inches
is the part that hurts the most when you're yeah, once it gets
past a certain, you know, space,you're like, oh, not that big a
deal. Not that.
Big, but yeah. 1st 2 inches, yeah.
Yeah, it's a motherfucker. Yeah.
It's a real. Yeah, it's a real ass fucker,
that's for sure. That's great, yeah, Liv said.
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So after all of our talk with Chastity, right, she went and
decided she was going to lock uptwo of her Subs.
And I think they really, they dig it.
They really dig it. They enjoy it.
She's talking about using the remote control on someone when
he leaves town. OK.
And then I was talking to 1 today and he's like, yeah, you
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know, I put, I put my phone in my lap by my Dick, by my cage
and just wait for someone to call.
I always wondered if, like, women do that too.
Like, you know, you sit there and sit there, you just put it
there. And, you know, I think I've
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caught a couple people doing that and they just didn't admit
it. But oh, yeah, you know, I'm not
gonna lie. There is.
But sometimes I'm like, I'm gonna call that number right
now. Right.
Yeah. So Liv, you know, she was like,
Oh, well, you know, if PO and you were talking about
chastities, I'm just gonna go ahead and tell such and such
that they need to get chastitiesnow too because she's like, you
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know, let them experience it forsomething fun.
And it's something that, you know, you're giving her the
control over. She enjoys it.
And like you said, why not test it?
Why not test that, that ability to really enjoy it?
Yeah. And worst case scenario is you
spent 20 bucks on something that's like whatever, you know,
you'll spend that on coffee, youknow, in a week.
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Just bite the bullet, you know, get it and see if you like it.
And I said you don't. OK.
But if you do, congratulations. Yeah.
You just found a new experiment that you can have some fun with.
Yeah, when when slave boy said he was going to break the ring
on it that was plastic. I was like, man, you're really
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like, oh, not really thinking safe because that will fucking
hurt for one. I was thinking to myself like,
yeah, that's. Yeah, that's hardcore.
Yeah. Because it's like, OK, well,
what do you have that's going tobreak it, right?
Yeah. And what could you use that
wouldn't like shatter the plastic or slip and cut
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yourself? Yeah.
I mean, there's a lot of hazardsthere.
Yeah. And you're not going to be able
to just break it in one spot. You're gonna have to break it at
least in two spots. Yeah.
Yeah, that's a lot to to to go into man.
Yeah, yeah. I don't think you want to use a
knife down there. No, and I put him in a smaller
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ring too. And what's great is.
So tonight he's hanging out withhis buddies and I know he was
frustrated wearing it today, butI'm thinking it already
protrudes a little bit. So he's going to get fucked up
doing what he's doing, not paying any attention, and that
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shit is gonna be annoying very, very quickly.
Yeah, hopefully he is wise enough to put some coconut oil
down there and. That's what I said.
I tell people if you're gonna use the chassis, you guys.
Use the coconut oil. I have a little one ounce spray
bottle that I would keep with meeverywhere.
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Spray, spray, spray, spray, spray.
Yeah, a little bit hot. That would definitely help,
because if not, you're gonna getsome wicked yeah irritation down
there. Yeah.
So it's a yeah, definitely a do your research on it, but it's
definitely enjoyable as long as you take the right steps.
Exactly, exactly. And so the concept of the
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chastity, we were going from that and then we were going to
discuss this article, right. And I just thought about live
and all that. She tries to really branch out
into doing it and trying and I found this article.
It's in very well mind. It's 10 things you shouldn't be
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ashamed of in the bedroom. And a lot of people have been
offended in the community when I've said, do you feel shame
about it? And it's like they took offense
just to that. And I'm like I.
Think it's a natural question. I mean I.
Think so too. There's certain things that I
mean, I felt ashamed about, you know, AVDL for quite some time.
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I love it. But there's definitely questions
in your mind where you go. This is even taboo to me and I
participate in it and it just amI weird?
Am I? Do I have, yeah.
You know, different thoughts, structures, that type of thing.
Yeah, so I think that I think this is very vanilla, a website
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specifically because it talks about role-playing.
It talks about BDSM, dirty talk,exhibitionism, voyeurism,
masturbation and mutual masturbation.
Then it goes on to other things.But, you know, it's amazing
because we've come across so many people in our vanilla life,
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right, that they would be like, oh, what is that?
You know? And I was even showing someone
earlier on this week a few techniques to like, enhance his
sexual life with his wife, right?
And I was like, Oh, yeah, you should do toys or you should do
this. And he's like, why?
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That's just weird. And I was like, what?
Hmm, yeah. So anywho, despite progress and
conversations, hmm, people struggle with shame in a lot of
different ways, right? In role-playing, that is always
something that we incorporate inthe dungeon.
You always talk about it. We've talked about it, and
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you've said something specific when you've done the role play.
And it's like, this is part of the game.
And then when it's done, yeah, it's done.
Yeah. You know.
I think every, every session in the dungeon has a little bit of
role play in it because you haveto put yourself in character, if
you will. You know, you have to get in the
right headspace to be able to myself just on that average
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daily basis could not take, you know, the impact that I take
during an impact play if it was just, if I was not at the right
frame of mind. So certain music, there's
certain acts, there's certain even the ritual of, you know,
being on my my knees before the set, there's just certain things
that I have to do at this point to be able to get myself in that
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mindset. Yeah.
Which that's role-playing. Yeah.
It's not like I do that daily, you know, in my, you know,
vanilla life where I'm like, OK,somebody walk in the room, let
me let me strip butt naked and get on my knee.
You know, that's so. Yeah. role-playing is definitely
a big part. Yeah.
I agree. I'm like you, it's all about
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that mindset. But you know, it's funny because
I've done scenes before with role play and they think.
But I'm so serious, even after the scene's over and it's like,
OK, I've done my job because I remember my husband saying to
me, he's like, you know, you do that role play.
And then I still think that it'shappening.
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And then we just continue with it.
And I just keep in that mindset sometimes.
Right. So I think it it's like a lot of
things can just suck you in. Oh, definitely.
Yeah. You know, in that moment.
Yeah. And yeah, eventually there's got
to be something to, to break your mind out of it, you know,
and that is also, you know, partof the the ritualistic, you
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know, portion of it as well, that it helps you get out of
that. I think it's very similar to,
you know, actors and movies and that type of thing where they
they have to get their mindset into it and if they do that
character too long, it actually becomes their personality.
And it's can be definitely the same way in the BDS and world
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and certain dynamics. Now, I know you sexed with
people, I've sexed with people, but this is dirty talk and it
says a lot of people feel self-conscious about it, which
is funny. But, you know, I don't think
telling someone's fantasies, telling them your fantasies,
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right, vocalizing what you want,etcetera, is such a, you know,
weird thing. I don't either, but I could
definitely see it from their perspective as here again, it's
it's going back into the role-playing thing where it's,
oh, this is not your normal personality.
You wouldn't do this on a daily basis.
Like we're just having a conversation.
You're not just going to bust that out in everyday
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conversation. So there's a certain taboo in it
that they're doing it and it makes them feel a little dirty
and maybe they don't know how to.
They're not confident in it, andthat will cause them to be a
little, OK am I doing it right? And that type of thing.
So I could definitely see where they could feel a little bit of
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embarrassment or, you know, wouldn't necessarily go as far
as, say, shame. But yeah, I could see it.
Yeah, I don't agree with it, butI could see it, right.
You just need to do it more often and get some practice.
So then it talks about exhibitionism and voyeurism.
So it says voyeurism doesn't necessarily mean public sex, but
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you can incorporate things, you know, to me to where it's still
in front of people. It isn't consensual setting.
But you know what's amazing is the people that feel so self
confident. They come here for parties.
They feel so confident that theycan go and fuck in front of
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several people. I, I, I, I'm not to that level
yet, but I, and it, it takes a lot of confidence and a lot of
you a lot of confidence. That's where the wind comes down
to. And I, I'm not quite there yet,
you know, but it's funny, I could record a video and I could
let 100 people, but it's becausethey're not directly in front of
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me. Yeah.
And I see that. That's but yeah, that would be a
form of, you know, voyeurism as well.
Just watching porn, you know, isvoyeurism in its tiniest
element. Very true, very true.
So basically they're people can be big exhibitionists when they
come here and they're fucking infront of people.
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But us as the voyeurs, we want to watch that shit.
Yeah, Yeah, we do. We really do want.
To watch it. And one of my favorite couples.
OK this kid, I always say he looks like my nephew so it's
kind of weird but he's shorter and he has long hair.
But they still have so much similarity in the face.
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It was almost like I'm thinking damn could you possibly be
related just just to say right Like I know my brother-in-law
was a big ass cheater so did he fuck somebody?
No, sorry, did. He ever donate, you know, salad
sperm or something like that? I know.
I know, but this kid, he tells me at a party, he's like
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Mistress Mia. I made sure that me and my
girlfriend fucked right there atthe window so that you could see
in at the party and watch us. I'm like, oh, thank you, thank
you, that's so sweet. But I sure the I sure the fuck
did. I don't.
Care if I don't see it? I like hearing it too.
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Exactly. Yeah, right.
There's certain times I, you know, may not be able to see
what's going on in that dungeon,but I can, I can damn sure go
and get me a water and some ice several times adjacent to that
room. And you know, that's fun to me.
Very fun. Now masturbation and mutual
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masturbation. That is something I know that I
have done before with men while we basically get each other off
or even watch, you know, on webcam with people you know, so
where it's a mutual thing. Right.
Yes, I have. I participated in such acts.
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But yeah, it's, it's fun. But you, you can be a a little
self-conscious the first time that you're, you're doing that
because you don't during the, you know, when you're having sex
with somebody and a lot of times, you know, their, their
eyes are closed at certain moments, that type of thing.
So it's or you, you're doing it with the lights off, that type
of thing. So definitely when I was
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younger, I know that I had extreme paranoia about, oh, I'm
going to see my old face. They're going to see, you know,
you know, say there's a lot of things that you're like, oh,
does my face look weird when I do it?
And you're going to see me holding my breath.
You know, there's just a lot of little things that goes into it.
But you know, as long as you know, and they did it
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afterwards, I was like, oh, well, I'm gonna get to see them,
so I'll do it. That's so great.
But that's. So great, but.
Yeah, it's it definitely can be fun and I could see how I could
bridge a connection, especially if it's a long distance thing.
Except every webcam. Yeah, I like that.
So then we've already talked about on the last episode we
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talked about slipping the Dick in by mistake.
Yeah, Ding Dong. But anal play?
Anal play? Have you ever wanted to do anal
play with a woman? I've I've definitely done anal
like with one. OK.
I didn't know if you've done it,if you liked it.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's fun. I don't mind it.
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What's up now? I have had some guys that are
like, no, that's, oh, I never dothat because that's where, you
know, that's that. And I've had women say it as
well. No, that's an exit, not an
entrance, you know, and I, I getwhere they're coming from, but
I'm like, just put a, put a condom on and you're good to go.
Sometimes it's like that's, I know that you'll get pregnant
that way. It don't work that way.
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And if it does, Dang, you know, right.
But yes, I've definitely participated in it and it's it's
a lot of fun. Immaculate Conception of the
asshole. That's it, that's it, that's it.
But of course, you know, I know that when y'all do a lot of
sessions, that type of thing, you know, I'm sure that people
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enjoy stimulating themselves down there that way as well, so.
Yeah, absolutely, absolutely. So fetishes for specific body
parts, you know, obviously breasts, ass, lips.
If I'm alone at night, my hand, you know, I have a fascination
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with that. Right.
Yeah. I'm going to moisturize my hand.
Really. Really.
Well, to that, yeah. Well, there's a reason why they
call it jerkins, you know, lotion, you know, I get it.
Great. Of course, Feet.
That's a huge one in the community.
Yeah, I used to date a guy and he always wanted to fuck
titties. Yeah, love that.
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I could definitely. Yeah.
It's got a little nice little wedge there, you know, a little
crevice. Right.
I could see it. Right, okay, so praise and
degradation kinks. My God, I think we've talked
about that just within our own personal lives.
Definitely the yeah, the degradation part I'm not super
huge into, but I do know there'sa certain time when I'm I'm
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called good boy and they like good boy.
I that's, that's definitely it'sa praise to me, whereas anytime
other in my life, some says goodboy to me, you know, that's,
that's fighting words to me. Like you'll call me boy, but but
yeah, I could definitely identify with with that.
OK, this next one is pretty interesting to me because I
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really hadn't thought about it, but it's non penetrative sex.
Not all sex needs to be, you know, actual penetration.
And so I've heard of scissoring.You know, I've done scissoring,
but the whole concept of grinding, humping and sensation
play. I've definitely done this.
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Great. Yeah, Dry humping.
I've definitely, definitely had that that done.
I love I'm bad teacher and fucking Cameron Diaz says fuck
the shit out of me, Scott or hump the shit out of me or
something. And fucking Justin Timberlake is
humping her and then he fucking comes in his chains.
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It's one of my favorite, favorite scenes.
It's hilarious. And it also makes sense because,
you know, some, some women, you know, they, they need that
penetration to be able to have that orgasm, but other ones
they, they don't get orgasm by that.
It has to have some type of stimulation outside, you know,
to the, to the clip, that kind of thing.
So I could definitely see where,you know, it could work
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beneficially for some type of people that that's how they get
their stimulation. Yeah.
And get that O face. Exactly what's the next one?
Fantasy exploration. So they you tell them you're
fantasies and they explore those.
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I think we do that a lot in the dungeon here.
You know, that's what people come here for is.
Exactly, you know. I've always wanted to do this,
but I either have not found the right person to be able to do it
with or I found the right personbut don't think we did it right,
you know, And can you lead us and show us, You know, even the
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couples that come in, I could see that they same way we want
to explore this fantasy of, of being either, you know, watched
or something of that nature. So yeah, I could definitely see
it playing a huge part. It's a lot of fun.
And so ultimately, I think that's pretty much in a closing
part of that. You know, it talks about kink
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shaming, but to me, you know, I hate putting labels on shit that
people do. I mean, people are going to have
comments about what other peopledo, right?
You know, shame I think is a bitof an extravagant word, but you
know, there's some things are kind of cringe, but yeah, it's
like, yeah, it's what it is. Yeah.
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You know, I think one of the grossest things I've ever heard
of is I had a gentleman and he wanted me to kill live insects
with my feet, my bare feet, right?
And it was mainly crickets. And it was like, but I like
crickets. Yeah.
Like why would I do that? Yeah, not in vain like that,
Like I, I put a, you know, a cricket on a fishing pole, you
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know, and, and catch a fish withit, you know, but at least I'm
feeding something if the cricketgets away.
But yeah, just to kill a life. Yeah.
That's the same way we were talking the other day about, you
know, males who want to cut off their their.
Parts down there. I you know.
Full castration. It's it's.
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Odd to me. I don't get it, but I'm not
going to say that they're weird or they're wrong or anything of
that nature because. You don't know many of people
from. Well, that, yeah, many people
that would think, oh, you, you like to get spanked, you like do
impact like that's really. And so, yeah, if I can have
certain thoughts and feelings about things, why can't they
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have? Thoughts and feelings about.
Things. Exactly.
So I agree. So it's a judgmental world out
there already and especially in this community.
And I can't stand when people look down or lack any.
Yeah, lack of other words, you know, judge and and shame a
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particular fetish or kink. Yeah, you know, we're in this
together. We're all a little strange.
We all think a little non neuro.We're all a little neuro
divergent. There you go.
Like that word? That's that's what makes us
Beautiful Creatures, you know? Exactly, exactly.
All right. Well, I think that's a good way
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to leave it. Yeah, All right.
This has been the latest episodeof.
Call me a mistress.
Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me the one,
the only Master Viper. Welcome to the Manor my friends.
You're welcome, little Poe. I'm welcome to all.
All right, PO, it's been an interesting week.
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We're looking at a blank board. Yes, we, we talked.
We have talked and talked and talked.
And you and I get up really fucking early.
You go to work, I go to the gym and it's three, 4:00 in the
morning. It's.
It's early. It's early.
And so, you know, all this week I really didn't post any
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episodes, right? I've been so fucking busy.
Yeah, yeah. Like, you know, real life can
definitely get in the way of, you know, having, having some
material and putting out stuff. And yeah, sometimes that's just
life. It is fucking life.
So. It's funny because you know, all
through summer there was just not a lot of people wanting to
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come to the dungeon during the day.
They would come on the weekends,they come at night.
It's been kind of weird for Liv and I trying to adjust to the
certain people that do come. Well, now that school's back in,
everybody's like flooding in. That makes sense.
I didn't even, I didn't even put, Oh yeah, two and two
together. Yeah, we saw, we saw three
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people yesterday, four people today.
I mean, and it's just like they're booking up.
But ultimately it has, it's beeninteresting because Liv has
decided that you and I, we talked about the chassis cages,
right? And it's funny because there's
really nothing you and I don't talk about.
Yeah, which is fun. Yeah.
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And we go back and forth and youand I are talking about chastity
cages. And I said, hey, PO, you know, I
bought this chastity for my little slave boy.
And it's cute and it's pink and it's got a lot of breathing
room. That's great.
You're like, yeah. What a good one.
Send me the link. Yeah.
And so you went on. You got a black.
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One I did, I did. So you test the waters.
You liked it. You're like, I'm not going to be
a bitch, I'm gonna work for morethan 5 days.
Once I accept a challenge and I put something in my head, I
wanna test it to the Max, yes. So then I was like, you know, he
likes it when he puts a massager.
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And I told him, here's some massager, take it home.
And when you're excited and you wanna play, rattle your cage,
right? You know, rattle your cage,
baby, that shit. Gotta rattle that cage sometimes
you let the demons out. So you and I talked further
about chastity, right? And then you're like, look at
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the ones that ZAP and vibrate and I'm like, oh, this is too
cool. But see, I went ahead and I
ordered the one that looks like the race car out of the kids
movie. Yes, yeah, the yeah, the red
one. Yeah, yeah.
And I was like, Oh my God, it looks like it's got little
eyeballs. It's so fucking cute.
And so I get this and it's got some power to it.
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Like it fucking vibrates and it's very stimulating, yeah.
Like I said, I I definitely had some, some fun with it over over
long distances. And that's what I really like
about it. It's that, you know, it can be
done through the, the app, through the phone.
So yeah, the person doesn't haveto be just right there.
So like for long distance, you know, BDSM relationships where
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you can't be in the same room. Yeah, it's it can be a lot of
fun. Absolutely, yeah.
And so I did not realize I'd setit up to my Wi-Fi.
And you and I had that conversation like, Oh no, no,
no, it's got to be set up to hisWi-Fi and then you can use it on
your app when he does the login.And so I was like, motherfucker,
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how complicated is this? Yeah.
And then? Because I definitely had mine
open on my phone and my friend had it on her phone and I could
see the settings as she was controlling them, which is very
cool as well to go. That's cool, I like that.
OK, OK. Well, you know, we didn't get
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that far into it because ultimately he's like, yeah, he's
like, I like the vibrator on it.I like the massager on it
better. I said, hey, well then just
let's do it, you know, you feel comfortable with it.
Makes you feel better, you know,And so with you and I talking
about it so much and the chastity and all that, and, you
know, it's, it's a difficult concept for a lot of people
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because my friend and her boyfriend were over here today
and he's like, yeah, I don't getit.
And my friend was like, it's about the control, baby.
It's the control, you know? And so you feel, do you feel,
you know, giving someone power to do that?
It's really sexy, isn't that? Yeah, especially if you don't
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know when they're going to do it.
Yeah, Like, you know, even even the shot caller thing, I think
it's, yeah, there's a certain like sexiness to add, you know,
it hurt, but I don't control that.
I can't know when it's coming, you know, and I don't get me
wrong, I don't want to be walking down stairs and you
know, it go off or something of nature or be driving and it go
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off. But you know, if you know
they're in a safe environment just to kind of, you know, turn
it on real quick. You know, they're at the
restaurant at the table, that kind of thing.
And all of a sudden you turn that bad boy on and you just and
it's loud. That one is a little.
Loud, really fun. I would.
Definitely, yeah, put some, makesure you're wearing two or
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three, four pair of underwear ifyou're going to, you know, take
it out. And then also for the
absorption, you know, for the, you know, the aftermath, but you
know, you don't want to be at the dinner table when that
happened. No, no.
But yeah, there's something very.
It'll be like a scene from Wedding Crashers, right?
Exactly. Yeah, I didn't know men's water
could break too, you know, that kind of thing.
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But yeah, there is a like I said, that having someone else
control it. It's.
Yeah, chastity is just a cool thing.
I remember a gentleman that I knew years ago, and he was
someone that would come to see me regularly.
And ultimately he got married and he would still call me.
And he was like, yeah, mistress,you know, I'm dropping my wife
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off. I've got my chastity on.
And, you know, more than likely she's going to bring, you know,
a man back. And I'm going to pick them up
like I'm an Uber driver and takethem back to my place.
And we're going to have fun. But I'm just going to watch and
I'm like, oh, you're going to watch in your little cage.
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So I think a lot of different people, perspectives of it, and
it clearly works for different people.
Yeah, Dynamics. And I like the weight of it too,
and a lot. Of people like the weight.
I mean, even the the the just the regular plastic ones that
don't have a whole lot of weightto it, but it's just something
about it. And you put that like with a
particular like the black one, you don't after a while, you
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don't realize that it's on untilyou go to move a certain way and
then the weight shifts and it's like, yeah, I still have that
on. And, you know, and it's also
about the self-control. You know, there's a lot of
people that, you know, are addicted to masturbating and
that type of thing. And for somebody to be able to
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wear that and for an extended time, it's allows them to have
some form of control over it, even if there's not a vibrating
function on it. So yeah, there's, there's a lot
of aspects of it that I could go.
I I could see why people like it.
Yeah, I totally questioned it before I tried it, but yeah, I
get it. Well, the longest time that he
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went was five days. Now he's like on 3-4 days and
he's like, you know, there's so many Times Now I just want to
break the plastic ring and just swap it out, you know, and
don't. Cheat.
If you're going to do it, do it.I know, you know, he's like, you
know, 99% of the time I hate fucking wearing it.
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Well, because that's that 1% of the time when you're vibrating
it, He's like, I don't mind it right now.
Right. Yeah, but I was thinking about,
you know, if we do a scene together, I was thinking about
taking the chassis off of him soI could see his reaction to the
things that he would like or notlike.
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OK. And then still not give him an
orgasm. OK, so still a little bit of
tease and denial. Totally tease.
If you take that that you know the cop cage off, then he's
automatically his mind going to be like, all right, yes, thank
you mistress, and yes. And then a meeting, Yes, right.
And then after everything then put put it back on.
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Right back on. Yeah, when it's not even hard
again. Yeah.
You know. I like it.
I. Like it too?
It's, yeah, it's a form of control and it's the power
exchange. That's what this world is all
about. It is, and that's what I love
about it too, you know? And I think, you know, for a lot
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of people that I've always talked to who's experienced it
and they've been in a relationship or a dynamic, they
will either get sexual gratification by getting fucked
with a strap on or a toy being used on them or just using a
massager on their actual chasticage.
So, you know, ultimately to me, it would be you could do a
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ruined orgasm very quickly. Have you done a ruined orgasm on
yourself before as we talked about?
Yeah, we talked about that whereit's basically you go up to the
point. It's very similar to edging,
yes. Yes, and then you start to come
and then everything stops. Yes, during it.
I've I've had that happen to myself, like, you know, when
you're self maintaining and thenall of a sudden, yeah, I'm
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watching my porn, right? Yeah.
You like to go out on a really good scene.
You don't want it to be like in the in between scenes.
So, you know, you're going, you're going, you're going,
you're getting on and then all of a sudden it changes scenes.
You're like, OK, I got to stop for a second.
And then that happens, you know,and you're like, damn, that
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sucks. And then, like I said, then you
can't, you can't get it back, you know, And it's like, OK,
well, I guess I've gotta wait, you know, till I have that
stamina and energy and wanna that want to do it again.
Yeah. Yeah.
It can't suck. And that's a very aptly name.
Yeah. It is a ruined orgasm.
It is. It sucks.
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You know, with women, a lot of men don't realize, but with
women, you know, it takes, it takes a build up like it would
for men, right? But for men, you can just go
straight into it. You know, you can start rubbing
and then it just, you know, amplifies and obviously you get
gradual by going faster, right? And but with women it's, it's
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different because you can go numb very easily if you're using
massager, OK, if you're poked too hard, you know, then you're
fucked, right? It's like any point and I tell
you what, but years ago I used to have sex with someone on a
regular basis and he would get so into it that he would pull
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out just enough and when he wentto put it in, he would hit my
fucking asshole and it would just like go in for a SEC.
It was just like. That tip, I've had that happen
before too, where you guys didn't hear a retort was Sir, I
don't know you that well, pointsfor credibility.
I just told her I was ringing the doorbell to see if I could
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come in and you know. Sure, Ring camera down there.
She said access denied and locked that door.
When it happened to me I was like I fucking hate you because
it was no Lube. Yeah, it was.
Quick and painful and all of twoinches make all the difference.
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I could imagine because that hole when that first two inches
is the part that hurts the most when you're yeah, once it gets
past a certain, you know, space,you're like, oh, not that big a
deal. Not that.
Big, but yeah. 1st 2 inches, yeah.
Yeah, it's a motherfucker. Yeah.
It's a real. Yeah, it's a real ass fucker,
that's for sure. That's great, yeah, Liv said.
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So after all of our talk with Chastity, right, she went and
decided she was going to lock uptwo of her Subs.
And I think they really, they dig it.
They really dig it. They enjoy it.
She's talking about using the remote control on someone when
he leaves town. OK.
And then I was talking to 1 today and he's like, yeah, you
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know, I put, I put my phone in my lap by my Dick, by my cage
and just wait for someone to call.
I always wondered if, like, women do that too.
Like, you know, you sit there and sit there, you just put it
there. And, you know, I think I've
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caught a couple people doing that and they just didn't admit
it. But oh, yeah, you know, I'm not
gonna lie. There is.
But sometimes I'm like, I'm gonna call that number right
now. Right.
Yeah. So Liv, you know, she was like,
Oh, well, you know, if PO and you were talking about
chastities, I'm just gonna go ahead and tell such and such
that they need to get chastitiesnow too because she's like, you
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know, let them experience it forsomething fun.
And it's something that, you know, you're giving her the
control over. She enjoys it.
And like you said, why not test it?
Why not test that, that ability to really enjoy it?
Yeah. And worst case scenario is you
spent 20 bucks on something that's like whatever, you know,
you'll spend that on coffee, youknow, in a week.
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Just bite the bullet, you know, get it and see if you like it.
And I said you don't. OK.
But if you do, congratulations. Yeah.
You just found a new experiment that you can have some fun with.
Yeah, when when slave boy said he was going to break the ring
on it that was plastic. I was like, man, you're really
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like, oh, not really thinking safe because that will fucking
hurt for one. I was thinking to myself like,
yeah, that's. Yeah, that's hardcore.
Yeah. Because it's like, OK, well,
what do you have that's going tobreak it, right?
Yeah. And what could you use that
wouldn't like shatter the plastic or slip and cut
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yourself? Yeah.
I mean, there's a lot of hazardsthere.
Yeah. And you're not going to be able
to just break it in one spot. You're gonna have to break it at
least in two spots. Yeah.
Yeah, that's a lot to to to go into man.
Yeah, yeah. I don't think you want to use a
knife down there. No, and I put him in a smaller
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ring too. And what's great is.
So tonight he's hanging out withhis buddies and I know he was
frustrated wearing it today, butI'm thinking it already
protrudes a little bit. So he's going to get fucked up
doing what he's doing, not paying any attention, and that
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shit is gonna be annoying very, very quickly.
Yeah, hopefully he is wise enough to put some coconut oil
down there and. That's what I said.
I tell people if you're gonna use the chassis, you guys.
Use the coconut oil. I have a little one ounce spray
bottle that I would keep with meeverywhere.
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Spray, spray, spray, spray, spray.
Yeah, a little bit hot. That would definitely help,
because if not, you're gonna getsome wicked yeah irritation down
there. Yeah.
So it's a yeah, definitely a do your research on it, but it's
definitely enjoyable as long as you take the right steps.
Exactly, exactly. And so the concept of the
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chastity, we were going from that and then we were going to
discuss this article, right. And I just thought about live
and all that. She tries to really branch out
into doing it and trying and I found this article.
It's in very well mind. It's 10 things you shouldn't be
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ashamed of in the bedroom. And a lot of people have been
offended in the community when I've said, do you feel shame
about it? And it's like they took offense
just to that. And I'm like I.
Think it's a natural question. I mean I.
Think so too. There's certain things that I
mean, I felt ashamed about, you know, AVDL for quite some time.
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I love it. But there's definitely questions
in your mind where you go. This is even taboo to me and I
participate in it and it just amI weird?
Am I? Do I have, yeah.
You know, different thoughts, structures, that type of thing.
Yeah, so I think that I think this is very vanilla, a website
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specifically because it talks about role-playing.
It talks about BDSM, dirty talk,exhibitionism, voyeurism,
masturbation and mutual masturbation.
Then it goes on to other things.But, you know, it's amazing
because we've come across so many people in our vanilla life,
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right, that they would be like, oh, what is that?
You know? And I was even showing someone
earlier on this week a few techniques to like, enhance his
sexual life with his wife, right?
And I was like, Oh, yeah, you should do toys or you should do
this. And he's like, why?
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That's just weird. And I was like, what?
Hmm, yeah. So anywho, despite progress and
conversations, hmm, people struggle with shame in a lot of
different ways, right? In role-playing, that is always
something that we incorporate inthe dungeon.
You always talk about it. We've talked about it, and
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you've said something specific when you've done the role play.
And it's like, this is part of the game.
And then when it's done, yeah, it's done.
Yeah. You know.
I think every, every session in the dungeon has a little bit of
role play in it because you haveto put yourself in character, if
you will. You know, you have to get in the
right headspace to be able to myself just on that average
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daily basis could not take, you know, the impact that I take
during an impact play if it was just, if I was not at the right
frame of mind. So certain music, there's
certain acts, there's certain even the ritual of, you know,
being on my my knees before the set, there's just certain things
that I have to do at this point to be able to get myself in that
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mindset. Yeah.
Which that's role-playing. Yeah.
It's not like I do that daily, you know, in my, you know,
vanilla life where I'm like, OK,somebody walk in the room, let
me let me strip butt naked and get on my knee.
You know, that's so. Yeah. role-playing is definitely
a big part. Yeah.
I agree. I'm like you, it's all about
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that mindset. But you know, it's funny because
I've done scenes before with role play and they think.
But I'm so serious, even after the scene's over and it's like,
OK, I've done my job because I remember my husband saying to
me, he's like, you know, you do that role play.
And then I still think that it'shappening.
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And then we just continue with it.
And I just keep in that mindset sometimes.
Right. So I think it it's like a lot of
things can just suck you in. Oh, definitely.
Yeah. You know, in that moment.
Yeah. And yeah, eventually there's got
to be something to, to break your mind out of it, you know,
and that is also, you know, partof the the ritualistic, you
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know, portion of it as well, that it helps you get out of
that. I think it's very similar to,
you know, actors and movies and that type of thing where they
they have to get their mindset into it and if they do that
character too long, it actually becomes their personality.
And it's can be definitely the same way in the BDS and world
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and certain dynamics. Now, I know you sexed with
people, I've sexed with people, but this is dirty talk and it
says a lot of people feel self-conscious about it, which
is funny. But, you know, I don't think
telling someone's fantasies, telling them your fantasies,
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right, vocalizing what you want,etcetera, is such a, you know,
weird thing. I don't either, but I could
definitely see it from their perspective as here again, it's
it's going back into the role-playing thing where it's,
oh, this is not your normal personality.
You wouldn't do this on a daily basis.
Like we're just having a conversation.
You're not just going to bust that out in everyday
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conversation. So there's a certain taboo in it
that they're doing it and it makes them feel a little dirty
and maybe they don't know how to.
They're not confident in it, andthat will cause them to be a
little, OK am I doing it right? And that type of thing.
So I could definitely see where they could feel a little bit of
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embarrassment or, you know, wouldn't necessarily go as far
as, say, shame. But yeah, I could see it.
Yeah, I don't agree with it, butI could see it, right.
You just need to do it more often and get some practice.
So then it talks about exhibitionism and voyeurism.
So it says voyeurism doesn't necessarily mean public sex, but
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you can incorporate things, you know, to me to where it's still
in front of people. It isn't consensual setting.
But you know what's amazing is the people that feel so self
confident. They come here for parties.
They feel so confident that theycan go and fuck in front of
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several people. I, I, I, I'm not to that level
yet, but I, and it, it takes a lot of confidence and a lot of
you a lot of confidence. That's where the wind comes down
to. And I, I'm not quite there yet,
you know, but it's funny, I could record a video and I could
let 100 people, but it's becausethey're not directly in front of
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me. Yeah.
And I see that. That's but yeah, that would be a
form of, you know, voyeurism as well.
Just watching porn, you know, isvoyeurism in its tiniest
element. Very true, very true.
So basically they're people can be big exhibitionists when they
come here and they're fucking infront of people.
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But us as the voyeurs, we want to watch that shit.
Yeah, Yeah, we do. We really do want.
To watch it. And one of my favorite couples.
OK this kid, I always say he looks like my nephew so it's
kind of weird but he's shorter and he has long hair.
But they still have so much similarity in the face.
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It was almost like I'm thinking damn could you possibly be
related just just to say right Like I know my brother-in-law
was a big ass cheater so did he fuck somebody?
No, sorry, did. He ever donate, you know, salad
sperm or something like that? I know.
I know, but this kid, he tells me at a party, he's like
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Mistress Mia. I made sure that me and my
girlfriend fucked right there atthe window so that you could see
in at the party and watch us. I'm like, oh, thank you, thank
you, that's so sweet. But I sure the I sure the fuck
did. I don't.
Care if I don't see it? I like hearing it too.
(24:47):
Exactly. Yeah, right.
There's certain times I, you know, may not be able to see
what's going on in that dungeon,but I can, I can damn sure go
and get me a water and some ice several times adjacent to that
room. And you know, that's fun to me.
Very fun. Now masturbation and mutual
(25:08):
masturbation. That is something I know that I
have done before with men while we basically get each other off
or even watch, you know, on webcam with people you know, so
where it's a mutual thing. Right.
Yes, I have. I participated in such acts.
(25:31):
But yeah, it's, it's fun. But you, you can be a a little
self-conscious the first time that you're, you're doing that
because you don't during the, you know, when you're having sex
with somebody and a lot of times, you know, their, their
eyes are closed at certain moments, that type of thing.
So it's or you, you're doing it with the lights off, that type
of thing. So definitely when I was
(25:52):
younger, I know that I had extreme paranoia about, oh, I'm
going to see my old face. They're going to see, you know,
you know, say there's a lot of things that you're like, oh,
does my face look weird when I do it?
And you're going to see me holding my breath.
You know, there's just a lot of little things that goes into it.
But you know, as long as you know, and they did it
(26:14):
afterwards, I was like, oh, well, I'm gonna get to see them,
so I'll do it. That's so great.
But that's. So great, but.
Yeah, it's it definitely can be fun and I could see how I could
bridge a connection, especially if it's a long distance thing.
Except every webcam. Yeah, I like that.
So then we've already talked about on the last episode we
(26:36):
talked about slipping the Dick in by mistake.
Yeah, Ding Dong. But anal play?
Anal play? Have you ever wanted to do anal
play with a woman? I've I've definitely done anal
like with one. OK.
I didn't know if you've done it,if you liked it.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's fun. I don't mind it.
(26:57):
What's up now? I have had some guys that are
like, no, that's, oh, I never dothat because that's where, you
know, that's that. And I've had women say it as
well. No, that's an exit, not an
entrance, you know, and I, I getwhere they're coming from, but
I'm like, just put a, put a condom on and you're good to go.
Sometimes it's like that's, I know that you'll get pregnant
that way. It don't work that way.
(27:20):
And if it does, Dang, you know, right.
But yes, I've definitely participated in it and it's it's
a lot of fun. Immaculate Conception of the
asshole. That's it, that's it, that's it.
But of course, you know, I know that when y'all do a lot of
sessions, that type of thing, you know, I'm sure that people
(27:42):
enjoy stimulating themselves down there that way as well, so.
Yeah, absolutely, absolutely. So fetishes for specific body
parts, you know, obviously breasts, ass, lips.
If I'm alone at night, my hand, you know, I have a fascination
(28:03):
with that. Right.
Yeah. I'm going to moisturize my hand.
Really. Really.
Well, to that, yeah. Well, there's a reason why they
call it jerkins, you know, lotion, you know, I get it.
Great. Of course, Feet.
That's a huge one in the community.
Yeah, I used to date a guy and he always wanted to fuck
titties. Yeah, love that.
(28:23):
I could definitely. Yeah.
It's got a little nice little wedge there, you know, a little
crevice. Right.
I could see it. Right, okay, so praise and
degradation kinks. My God, I think we've talked
about that just within our own personal lives.
Definitely the yeah, the degradation part I'm not super
huge into, but I do know there'sa certain time when I'm I'm
(28:48):
called good boy and they like good boy.
I that's, that's definitely it'sa praise to me, whereas anytime
other in my life, some says goodboy to me, you know, that's,
that's fighting words to me. Like you'll call me boy, but but
yeah, I could definitely identify with with that.
OK, this next one is pretty interesting to me because I
(29:10):
really hadn't thought about it, but it's non penetrative sex.
Not all sex needs to be, you know, actual penetration.
And so I've heard of scissoring.You know, I've done scissoring,
but the whole concept of grinding, humping and sensation
play. I've definitely done this.
(29:31):
Great. Yeah, Dry humping.
I've definitely, definitely had that that done.
I love I'm bad teacher and fucking Cameron Diaz says fuck
the shit out of me, Scott or hump the shit out of me or
something. And fucking Justin Timberlake is
humping her and then he fucking comes in his chains.
(29:52):
It's one of my favorite, favorite scenes.
It's hilarious. And it also makes sense because,
you know, some, some women, you know, they, they need that
penetration to be able to have that orgasm, but other ones
they, they don't get orgasm by that.
It has to have some type of stimulation outside, you know,
to the, to the clip, that kind of thing.
So I could definitely see where,you know, it could work
(30:15):
beneficially for some type of people that that's how they get
their stimulation. Yeah.
And get that O face. Exactly what's the next one?
Fantasy exploration. So they you tell them you're
fantasies and they explore those.
(30:37):
I think we do that a lot in the dungeon here.
You know, that's what people come here for is.
Exactly, you know. I've always wanted to do this,
but I either have not found the right person to be able to do it
with or I found the right personbut don't think we did it right,
you know, And can you lead us and show us, You know, even the
(30:58):
couples that come in, I could see that they same way we want
to explore this fantasy of, of being either, you know, watched
or something of that nature. So yeah, I could definitely see
it playing a huge part. It's a lot of fun.
And so ultimately, I think that's pretty much in a closing
part of that. You know, it talks about kink
(31:19):
shaming, but to me, you know, I hate putting labels on shit that
people do. I mean, people are going to have
comments about what other peopledo, right?
You know, shame I think is a bitof an extravagant word, but you
know, there's some things are kind of cringe, but yeah, it's
like, yeah, it's what it is. Yeah.
(31:40):
You know, I think one of the grossest things I've ever heard
of is I had a gentleman and he wanted me to kill live insects
with my feet, my bare feet, right?
And it was mainly crickets. And it was like, but I like
crickets. Yeah.
Like why would I do that? Yeah, not in vain like that,
Like I, I put a, you know, a cricket on a fishing pole, you
(32:01):
know, and, and catch a fish withit, you know, but at least I'm
feeding something if the cricketgets away.
But yeah, just to kill a life. Yeah.
That's the same way we were talking the other day about, you
know, males who want to cut off their their.
Parts down there. I you know.
Full castration. It's it's.
(32:21):
Odd to me. I don't get it, but I'm not
going to say that they're weird or they're wrong or anything of
that nature because. You don't know many of people
from. Well, that, yeah, many people
that would think, oh, you, you like to get spanked, you like do
impact like that's really. And so, yeah, if I can have
certain thoughts and feelings about things, why can't they
(32:41):
have? Thoughts and feelings about.
Things. Exactly.
So I agree. So it's a judgmental world out
there already and especially in this community.
And I can't stand when people look down or lack any.
Yeah, lack of other words, you know, judge and and shame a
(33:02):
particular fetish or kink. Yeah, you know, we're in this
together. We're all a little strange.
We all think a little non neuro.We're all a little neuro
divergent. There you go.
Like that word? That's that's what makes us
Beautiful Creatures, you know? Exactly, exactly.
All right. Well, I think that's a good way
(33:22):
to leave it. Yeah, All right.
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