August 20, 2025 • 38 mins
IN THE LATEST EPISODE, MISTRESS MIA AND MASTER VIPER DISCUSS "THE SECRETARY", SISSY DEVOTION AND A LATEX VAC BED SCENE.
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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me Master
vibe, a Lil PO. Good morning.
Good morning. Good.
Morning to you, let's have a cupof tea.
Would you like some spotted Dickwith your teeth?
Some. Crumpets.
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No. Last time I was shown a spotted
Dick I didn't like it. Michael Nice.
Yeah. Yeah, I've seen some spotted
Dicks in my time. Yeah, it's, you know, but it is
what it is. I've seen some beautiful Dicks
in my time though. I've only seen a couple, but
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it's usually like, you know, when you're in like the urinal,
so next to people and you can't help but you know, they look at
you, you know, and it just happens.
It just happens. Peripheral vision.
Love it and hate it. You know what's funny is women
have better peripheral than men.Yeah, they have a better.
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That does not surprise me. Yeah.
And just like they have better hearing when it comes to
certain. And that's because of the they
have children, Yeah. And evolution makes them where
they can be more observant aboutcertain things.
So that would not surprise me ifthey have better peripheral
vision. Yeah, but never thought about
it. Yeah, it's true.
They have a, it's like a longer range further back, that kind of
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thing, Yeah. Very interesting.
Interesting. So Speaking of interesting, yes,
now we've talked about this, we did an episode.
I mean, you want to fuck your aunt?
You're talking about ABDL, guy. OK, All right.
Yeah. Baby Tay Tay.
Yeah, yeah. I want to act like I'm not
interested, but I'm really interested.
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It's it's like a car wreck. You just can't help but you
know, look at it, you can't. I watched this funny video on
YouTube the other day and it waslike during a storm.
It looked like this tornado cameand picked up this big fucking
truck, put it on its side, spun it around like 3 different
times, then flipped it back on its wheels and then it fucking
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drove off. I was like, how fucking cool is
that? It wasn't that AI.
You sure? Because that sounds very.
I'm telling you, I'll send you the link.
I looked at it. I was like, is this AI?
Is. It AI is getting very good these
days so. They're it's really getting good
on. They had a video on YouTube and
it was a coyote come into the front door on a ring Cam with a
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cat riding on its back. And I knew that was fucking AI.
But damn that would be cute it. Was adorable.
You put a little mouse on top ofthat cat trifecta.
Perfection. There, there you.
Go, that's great. So speaking now this is not
trifecta, but this is the adult baby guy and this is like a two
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way of taboo. It's like the dirtiest of dirty.
It's yeah, it's getting. Dirty.
OK, I got. I got to hear it.
I got to hear it. All right, so baby Tay calls me
and first he texts me. He's he's been texting me every
day religiously, especially because his Aunt Susan is out of
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town. Okay.
And he has to go over and take care of her plans, take care of
her house. Smell her panty drawer, Yeah.
And see, I told him when he called me the other day, he's
like, yeah, mommy. He calls me mommy but once call
her mommy and I'm like my God what the fuck did your mother
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do? Yeah, that's a lot of mommies.
It's a lot of. Mommies, this is not a Mormon
commune. Yeah, you know.
And if it's he had his experience with her as an as an
his experience with her as an aunt, yeah, I would think that
he would want to refer to her asaunt or auntie or something of
nature. It's interesting.
Isn't it interesting? It's very interesting.
I mean, if, since if we're really going creepy, he just
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needs to call me Mother. Like coming mother.
Coming, Mother. Mother, I'm coming.
But yes. Come here, Norman.
Norman coming mother. Anthony Perkins was the fucking
shit, and so was Vince Vaughn. Yeah, Oh my God.
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Yeah, Vince Vaughn did a good job.
Fucking did Amazing. A lot of people were like, that
was a ring. I was like, no, that's I liked
it. That was fucking great.
OK, so the creepy, you creepy. He went and decides that he's
going to text me because he wants to talk every day, right?
And he wants to reserve a spot and during my day that we can
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talk about what he can do next to win his aunt over.
Now, you know, 80% of our listeners are men, right?
And I have to keep reiterating this with our male listeners.
And that is like, look, women want the connection.
They want the response. They want encouragement.
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They want to see your love for them.
Yeah, you know. Yeah, Men are men are men are
fire. Yeah, they instantly like, women
are like irons. Yeah.
You got to get them heated up before, you know, you expect
anything of that nature. So yeah.
Before they iron the clothes, well, you know.
Before they before they give youthat heat.
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Yeah, you know, straighten your collar.
Yeah. No, it's yeah.
Well, you know, he told me he's like, I want you to tell me how
to really give good oral sex so that I can, you know, eventually
one day, please her because let me tell you, this shit that's
happening between them, it's getting fucking heated.
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So I told him, I said, hey, listen, while you're there at
her house and he called me and talked to me about this.
He's like, yeah, I'm here. I'm watering her plants.
Mommy. I said, oh, you're such a good
boy. He's like, yeah, you know, I
wanted to pee in my diaper and Iwant to talk to you while I was
doing it. I said, well, if you pee in your
diaper, you're ultimately going to have to play with your winky
in front of me. So I'm like, OK, let's let's go
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with the flow on this. You know.
You got to do it. And he's paying for the time.
So, you know, let's let's give him an experience.
Exactly. So I was like listen, I want you
to go into Aunt Susans bedroom and I want you to get in her
drawer to find out what size panties she wears.
He says well I kind of. I said you already got them.
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I said so did you get him out ofthe drawer or did you get him
out of the hamper? He said I got one of each.
Oh, he likes variety. OK.
Variety like this is the clean auntie, this is The Dirty.
Auntie, Yeah, This is the regular.
This is the extra crispy chickenyou know, and secret herbs and
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spices. You know fuck you are comparing
her pussy ass smell the fucking.JFC, I can't help it, I'm hungry
right now. I didn't eat dinner.
Oh my God. OK, so so he's got crispy
chicken panties. Yes, yes.
His finger looking good now. You're getting it.
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Exactly. Exactly.
And so he's like, Mistress, she wears or Mommy she wears a
medium. I said, OK, yeah, she's going to
keep it tight. Yeah, I said.
Now listen, I asked what kind ofpanties she wears and he's like,
well, these were white and like semi lace, nothing too
extravagant. They're very modest and I'm
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like, are they granny panties? It's like, no, no, they're
they're still pretty. And then he found another pair
and they were like Lacy type thongs.
OK. And I'm like I said, your aunt's
a hope. And he's like, oh, I hope so.
Good for him, you know, if you're going down this road, you
know, I'm just saying. You're going down the road.
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You're going down the road, let's, you know, find the park
and let's have some fun, right? So I get it.
So he goes and when he was rubbing her feet the last time
and he's basically making out with her feet right, kissing up
her leg and everything else. She's got it on short shorts and
he can see up her shorts to the golden arches and the panties.
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Ohh, now on McDonald's. But.
Yeah, he's loving it. God.
We are so cliche. But he he goes on and I said,
look, I said, a woman wants you to take care of her.
So you go, you clean her pool, you clean her house.
I said. And then before she gets home,
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you get out a big bouquet of roses, put them right there.
As soon as she walks in the door, she fucks and sees them.
That's what you have to do. And then I said, now the next
gift you're going to get after you get her panties is you get
her a massager. And he's like, Mommy, I said,
did you already give her a fucking massager?
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He's like, kind of. So he got her a fucking
massager. OK.
And he gave it to her. And he says, you know, this is
good for your neck and other places.
Yeah. OK, All right.
Yeah, Yeah. I bought those massagers too.
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In my life. They were always from my back.
Always. You're right.
Yeah. So then he tells me that they
have talked about because I asked him if they discussed, you
know, breastfeeding or doing an A&R relationship.
So she would nurse him. And he's like, yeah, she told me
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that if I if if someone is to suckle on her breasts 15 to 20
minutes twice a day, that it would re stimulate the lactation
process. That is so interesting to me.
It's amazing. It's like that the, the woman's
body just, you know, I don't know, even if you didn't have a
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kid, because I always thought you had to have the kid.
Yeah. Produce the breast milk
basically as a, because the hormones or whatever that you
produced. And then once they stop, you no
longer you know. Yeah, and you know, like the
other day I was like, yeah, thatbecause Liv said something about
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breastfeeding and that kind of thing.
And then I said, oh, that was probably the colostrum.
And you're like, I'm sorry, whatis that?
And I said that's like the pre come to the titty.
Yeah, that was a good night. That night when I was in bed.
I made a lot of titty freak on that night.
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So but you know, it's interesting, yeah, because you
can start an adult nursing type relationship, you know, with
your aunt and. I'm not starting one with my
aunt, but. You know, I know.
I'm just thinking of maybe I. Get it?
I get it. So I told him I'm like, yeah, I
said. But you know, a lot of times if
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you stop and start kind of deal,she could develop colostrum and
it can like freeze inside of hernipples.
So then you'll have like a little classroom bump and you
can't squeeze it out or anythinglike that.
You have to eventually suck it out and keep adding the suction
until pass through that part of the nipple.
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And so, yeah, a lot of people will try to induce lactation.
And there is a vitamin that you can specifically take that
actually help stimulate that. I don't remember what it is, but
yeah, they have an ANR website where people go on there and
they post that they wanna have an ANR relationship and it's
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almost like a dating site kind of deal, right?
And but yeah, so I was tell him about it and he's like, Oh yeah,
we talked about it. She's really excited about it.
And I said, well, that's what you need to work on where you
see that she's excited. You keep that as a, you know,
keep a pin in it and really focus on that.
Yeah. I said, so now the next thing I
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want you to do is I want you to buy her a breast pump.
And I said, you go on Amazon andI said, you need to research it.
Find her the best fucking breastpump ever.
I said, but they also have something that is the kink
breast pumps where it's like cylindrical tubes and it's
almost like you're nursing like a cow or a a goat or something
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like that. It it's gone for like long
nipples. OK but they can use them for
women because it actually sucks harder.
OK. So is is it like hooked up to a
machine kind of thing or is it like a yes?
OK, no, it's, it's gonna be hooked up.
It's not like a bicycle pump kind of thing going on, yeah.
OK. Yeah.
I mean, they had those manuals, right?
You can do like a, it's a gentlepump type deal, but that's not
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going to give you enough, you know, interesting strength
behind that. But yeah, so I told him about it
and the next day he called and he's like, so Mommy, I ordered
her a breast pump. I'm like, look at you, you're
such a good boy. So.
Yeah. You know.
Yeah, so apparently they're talking.
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It's developing. I said.
But, you know, I told him, I said six months, you could be
living with your aunt. And he's like, I know he's like,
I didn't believe you. He's like, but you know, I know
she's scared. Naturally, naturally, you know,
that's a lot that everybody is risking in a situation of that
nature. So yes.
I said, but you know, suck it up, I.
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Said literally suck it up. Exactly.
I said you want this relationship, you want it to
make it work. Fucking do it.
Yeah, yeah. Don't.
Don't halfway it. I mean that's it, you know,
don't Yeah, if you're going in knee deep, go ahead and dive in
head first cuz yeah you. Know.
Gonna be the same outcome. Because I told him, I said she's
clearly in it, you're clearly init, so what's the problem?
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There's not a problem, right? They're not hurting anybody
exactly. Yeah.
And I told him, I said it's not like she was fucking you when
you were not a kid. Yeah.
All right. So next one we have on our list
is the lactate latex. Got lactate on your?
Head. Yeah, it's OK.
I do too. I'm definitely gonna be looking
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at some interesting videos. Would you like some more milk
bro? Let's.
Go get some more milk. Darling Lactulose.
Yummy. Add some sugar to it.
Please, ma'am, may I have another?
Yeah, give me a. Little squirt.
So I'm gonna tell you this before we even get off this
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little topic, but I don't know if you ever went on to there's
there was a show about. Oh, it wasn't it didn't call it
like fetishes. It was addictions, right?
Yes, my strange addictions. Yes.
OK. So there was a husband on there.
Did you see that one? There was a husband on there and
he wanted his wife to always lactate.
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I did not see that. One.
And she did. And so she was.
She would pump when he wasn't there and he would come home and
put it on a cereal Every morninghe she would sit there, sit on
his lap and nurse him. What the fuck fuck is this?
And he would say it's not sexual.
I like. Shit, oh shit.
Bullshit. Get your fucking ass in the
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bedroom. Yeah, yeah.
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know about that. Yeah.
No, I yeah, I support, you know,whatever their their thing is.
Yeah. How's their guy?
Yes. Yeah, I know we do have one of
those locally in our community. What the the Mama feeder?
Thing. What does she consider a
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caregiver or like a Mama in the Abdi?
I'm assuming I didn't get reallytoo much into it.
I just know that she does, you know, produces the breast milk
and she offers. I'm assuming it's.
She may have even said Ayr. And I just didn't know that term
at that particular moment. It just kind of went over my
head. Yeah.
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But she was at one of the local ABDL events that I went to.
Yeah. Gotcha.
And, you know, but she seemed really nice.
So. Yeah.
That's cool. It's good for her.
Yeah. Yeah.
Liv was like, you know, your your titties get heavy, it's
uncomfortable, then you leak andthen you can leak.
When a baby cries, I've. Heard that part of it, Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm like that sounds like a loud I.
Definitely, definitely tested that theory on some some of my
friends that, you know, had justhad babies and yeah, you know,
just to see if it works and it actually does work.
Oh. My God, isn't that crazy.
OK, so the Latex fact that guy was here.
OK. And you know, we've talked about
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this briefly, but it's hot shit.I mean, it is.
It is really hot to watch, to participate in, Yeah.
And I post a couple videos and people fucking love it.
Yeah, there's something very mysterious and very taboo and
interesting about the the. Like I don't know if it's like I
said, because it's so shiny. And it's just like when I see
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pictures on Fet where women are completely in latex, head to
toe, and all you really see is maybe they're lips and there's
just something mysterious about it that I like that.
Yeah, it's very erotic it. Really is.
Well I was just in the dungeon right before you got here and
one of my friends was in the back bed and we're using fucking
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big ass dildos on her. Had a massager on her clit.
OK. And she was orgasming like a
motherfucker in that, like ticksback bed.
You get all the fun. I get a lot of fucking fun like
my day is full orgasms. Sexy men dressing up the sexy
bitches. Now you're just bragging.
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I am very I am bragging the I am.
So blame you. I'm so fucking lucky, I love it.
I don't blame you. I'm jealous, but I don't blame
you. Yeah, you know, I told my Sissy
slave tonight I was like, yeah, I have this, this sexy little
Sissy in the dungeon tonight andhe's like, oh, you're trying to
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replace me. I'm like, trust me, he ain't
that sexy. Very good, very good.
Yeah, and he's a lot older, Yeah, but he comes in and we've
dressed him up and then we put fucking tits in his bra and you
know, it's the tits are magic. Yeah, yeah, they and they feel,
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you know, because I've done my cleaning down there and I've
picked him up. I, I can't lie, I've definitely
poked them and jiggled them and everything else and they're,
they're, they're pretty cool. They feel like real fucking
titties. I love it.
And if they are really that heavy on a woman's, I understand
now why a lot of women get back pain.
Because I'm like, man, these things, you're heavy.
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Yeah. So true.
But but yeah, the latex back, that guy was here and there's
something so much Eroticism about it and he loves it.
But you know, you get to do tease and denial.
And I posted the videos and people are like, oh, I want to
try that. And I'm like, yeah, you know,
I'm playing with his Dick. It's gonna feel great, you know?
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But you got to do breath play, right?
You got sickle a little bit. You know the scratching, That's
always good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like I said, there's just something mysterious about it
that I, I find, you know, very attractive overall.
Yeah. And I, I tried it one time.
It's it's a lot of fun to be in there.
Yeah. I don't know certain that it's a
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barrier between you and the the world.
And I can understand why, you know, some people even fall
asleep in there because it's, you know, you're in a cocoon,
you're you're protected. It feels like it's a, you know,
as long as you keep that mouth hole where it's supposed to be,
you're good to. Go.
You're good to go. Yep.
Right. Yeah.
They people just enjoy it. They enjoy it immensely.
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Yeah. But this, this gentleman that
comes to see me, you know, he said he always gets nervous.
He loves it. He loves the sensation.
But I told him, I said after that last session, I was like,
hey, if you want to do somethingelse, you know, you've been
coming for, you know, four years.
If you want to do something different, he's like, well, you
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know, our first first and second, you know, sessions, we
always did different things. He's like, I just never really
thought about asking you do something different.
And I don't know, I think a lot of times, you know, people that
want that back, that experience,maybe they're just not those
types of people that can verbalize what they want, you
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know? Yeah.
Because he had a really big issue with kind of verbalizing
what he wanted. And it could just be that he
really liked what he got and then he was just got stuck in
his head, hey, this is what I want every time.
And yeah, because he wasn't necessarily exposed to something
else. That was only thing in his head
that he's like, I like that. But you know, I very partial to
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impact. Like when I commit, I want
impact like it every time. Now we can add stuff on top of
it, but but it definitely took me a minute to branch out to try
different things because in my head I was like, no, that's what
I'm coming here for. So I get it.
Yeah, All right, so Needless to say, the pain slut, you saw a
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pain slut with Liv. We did.
We did. He was, he was, he was fun.
He yeah, he could take a lot. We put the rope around him, the
conductive rope, and we did a lot of electric play with him
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and then Liv did a lot of impactwith him.
Then what did we do next? And we did sounding with him and
and we put him in the back bed as well.
So like, yeah, he, he seemed like he was very knowledgeable.
I think he came from somewhere else that he had had a, a
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dedicated Dom dominators to to him.
So he was kind of already used to certain activities, but it
was fun to be able to expose himto different things that he had
not tried before. And it seemed like me like 4 out
of four. So yeah, it's, it's good.
He was very kind, nice and respectful, so yeah, I enjoyed
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it. That's good.
Yeah. So that's.
Good. Yeah, it was funny because Liv
made a comment to me. She's like, yeah, you know, when
we put him in the back bed, timejust went by so slow.
So it was almost like I wanted to take him out of the back bed
so time would go by quicker. I'm like, well, time doesn't
really work that way. Yeah, yeah, I think it's because
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she wasn't having fun at that moment.
And therefore, you know, time flies when you're having fun.
Yes, you got ADHD like, you know, like some of us do.
It's kind of like, OK, but but what do we do now?
And you know, I don't, I know myself, I'm not as experienced
with the back bed. So I think I even came up to you
either afterwards or the next day.
I was like, So what kind of activities do you do while
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they're in there to kind of enhance that experience?
Because, you know, I guess I could, you know, I stuck mostly
to like massaging because I'm, I'm good at massages.
Yeah, now you know what she could do too, is I need to order
the Sheen that goes with it. But it's a safe liquid you can
use on that latex, right? So you pour that out on it and
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then you put some in your hands and you can lift up the frame
from like the their back, OK, ifthey're small enough and you're
physically able. Interesting.
OK, you. Lift the back up.
Because with my one guy, I told him I said, baby, you gained too
much weight. You know, I'm not.
I can't lift you. Yeah, Auntie Mia cannot lift
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you. So I used to be able to, Right.
But yeah, you lift their back upa little bit where you can like
really get like in their shoulders and down their
spotlight, OK. I would never even thought of
that. Yeah, I would have been afraid
that the Latex wouldn't have been strong enough.
No, it sucks it on there. Interesting frame.
It's not going anywhere. Very interesting.
Yeah. See, that's why I asked the
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master. Masturbator fun tabs.
Always. But yeah, I mean, it's it's
really a cool thing because you're really starting to go and
do sessions with Liv. We're going to start doing
sessions together on the weekend, right?
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So if anyone wants to come and see you and I, we can give them
one hell of a ride. I think it's it's, it's a blast,
yeah. I'm enjoying the experience and
enjoying the evolution of, of everything.
And you know, it keeps everything fresh, new and love
the new experiences. So yeah, I appreciate you giving
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me the. Opportunity, absolutely.
You're awesome here. You know this, you know, but we
work on, you know, we're gonna work on impact.
We're gonna work on, you know, other implements in the dungeon.
Because a lot of times people like myself, you know, you get
in the dungeon and you start on a routine, right?
And then, you know, you go back into the drawers or you look in
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the exam table and you're like, oh shit, I forgot I had that.
Oh shit, I forgot I had that, right.
Like I haven't shown you how to use the milking machine.
No, I haven't. Shown you how to use that.
Yeah. You know, the fucking machines,
they're sitting up there just collecting dust.
Yeah. You know those things are so fun
to use. Yeah, no, I have.
Yep, I have. I've seen pictures, you know, on
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on the web, you know, website, that kind of stuff of it.
But as far as I don't even know if I'd know where to plug things
in, Yeah, either part of it. I have to show you, but it's a
lot of fun. There's a lot of toys in there.
There's a lot of things to do. Yeah.
And I'll show you how to use thewench.
Yeah, OK. You know, OK And overall, it'll
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be a great fun experience. You know, I what I really enjoy
is getting couples in there. Yeah.
I've seen more couples this yearthan I have ever.
That's that's good. That's fucking.
That means as much as I've neverwatched the movie 50 Shades of
Grey, but I'm appreciative that movies of that nature are coming
out because it makes the the subject more approachable.
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And then once they watch something like that, then let's
just be honest, 9 out of 10 people watch porn at some point
and they're going to throw in that search bar something a
little different and, you know, have experiences and go, oh, OK,
maybe I want to try that. And they're going to branch out
in their sexual experiences. And that's, that's great.
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So never watched a movie, but I'm appreciative that it is out
there. You know, you really should
watch it. I will eventually.
Yeah. But like I said, it's just
hasn't got on my my my list yet.Well, you know, I will say that,
you know, the first, the first movie, The original is I don't
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like the fact that they made Anna initially look like a dumb
ass and a reckless young woman because she gets drunk and then
Christian rescues her. And then he's got a driver that,
you know, is kind of watching her.
And then she goes to hardware store and they're watching her
and it's like, what the fuck? Could she not manage her life?
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Right? And then I've met certain people
who are Subs and they fucking really can't manage their lives.
But ultimately in the end, there's it's not necessarily in
the first one, but later on in the series, they made these
movies all together so they would still maintain the
momentum, OK. And so finally, it was almost
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like she turned the tables, and then their dynamic shifted
because she ultimately marries him.
OK. And the third one I watched, and
I was kind of like, oh, God, youknow, she had a stalker.
And then he tried to kill her. So I was like, ah, you know, it
didn't stick to the original part of it, you know?
And he then he did something in the first one where he put
(29:20):
spreader bars on her ankles, andhe literally flipped her body
holding just the spreader bar. And I'm like, OK, that's kind of
safe. Yeah.
He gonna break her ankles. Yeah, you're not.
Yeah. You're not made to twist like
that. Yeah.
And then what's really funny, and they've made this, the scene
(29:43):
into a spoof before with one of those movies.
It was where he told her he's like, now, once you go through
this door, things won't be the same, You know, like, oh God,
OK, what the fuck is in it? Yeah.
What is this Red Room look? Like right?
But you know, it's red, it's sexy.
You know, he's got the beds withthe chains and then he has all
(30:06):
these Immaculate drawers that just have all this shit in it.
And it's like, God, I would haveloved to have been in the prop
room after they'd stopped makingthis movie.
Yeah, I would have taken so manysouvenirs.
Yeah, you and I, I'll take that one, that 10 and that one back
there. Yes.
Exactly. Yeah, I felt that kind of that
(30:27):
similar way. Like I watched the Secretary.
Yeah. Oh yeah, I watched that one.
Of course, you know a lot of people and it was all, but it
was the same way. I didn't like the way that it
was like, oh, she's mental. She has to have mental health.
Like, I understand that a lot ofus have experienced certain
traumas and that's what brings us to this world.
But, you know, we're not all about self harm and that type of
(30:48):
thing. Yeah, it's a it's a good movie
overall. Yeah, I liked it, but there were
certain parts of it. I was like, yeah, yeah, see some
batshit crazy people, but not that kind of batshit.
Crazy. No, no.
Yeah, but Maggie Gyllenhaal was so good at it.
She she did very well in it. But I think I think to make it
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look better, I'll I'll say this much, despite the fact that
she's totally nuts, she almost became more so stable at the
very beginning of her new job ona level of normalcy.
So it's like, OK, she looked kind of normal.
Things were functioning. She was she was doing her good
secretary job, right. But then when she realizes
(31:32):
O'Shea, he's now turned to my Dom.
That in itself can fucking consume you if you can imagine.
Like live not knowing live really that well, right?
Not knowing who she is behind the curtain, right?
But seeing who she is in the dungeon all the time, in an 8 to
(31:53):
10 hour day, working under her, working for her, seeing this
power that she projects in this aura of, I mean, can we just say
grandness? I mean, honestly, because she's
like a fucking artist, honestly.And so doing all that 8 hours,
(32:15):
10 hours a day, and then you're doing these things for her and
you're like her service sub. And the next thing you know, oh
shit, she fucking owns you. You're her bitch.
And it's like the fantasy just keeps spinning more and more and
more. And So what happens with Maggie
Gyllenhaal is it consumes her sofucking much that she loves him
(32:38):
and she loves it and she loves everything that encompasses.
And then at the very end, she did everything she could to
really just gain just being at his feet.
And it's like that, that true hunger and that true thirst for
what it really is. And that's where it's so
powerful. Oh, yeah.
So it's like she really wasn't nuts.
(32:58):
Yeah, I think it was. She was longing so much at the
very beginning for something. And when she finally found it,
it was like her normal. Yeah, no, I could definitely
agree with what you think is, Yeah, that is the part that I
will say is very true about yourdungeon experience and you know,
perfect examples myself, like it, it will change you.
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And according to what you're looking for, you know, you do
gain confidence, you do gain, you know, a lot of things in the
process that you don't even realize at that time that you're
gaining. So I I can definitely see where
that is coming from. You know, the difference between
Liv and I is that Liv is a sub. In her real life, she is
(33:44):
extremely submissive. We all know this.
She talks about it, it's not a secret.
But with me, I'm always a Dom. I never feel submissive.
There's there's those small increments of time where it's
like, OK, I've had a stressful day.
I'm having great sex. And honestly, when you're
getting # the fuck really good, It's like, Oh yeah, OK Daddy,
(34:06):
you know, that kind of shit happens in a maybe 2 minutes of
an interval of your life during that moment, you know, other
times I'm like, yeah, be a good boy and fuck me good, right?
You know, good times is that. But when I have to live it every
day, the one thing I love to seeis that pure devotion.
(34:29):
Sure, with a true slave that wants to do anything and
everything for you. Crawl across the floor on glass
to be at my feet. Just to please you.
Just to please me. I mean, there's no to me, no
greater power. No greater love.
It's that and what you'll do forfor someone you truly love.
(34:50):
Yeah. No.
It's crazy. It's very powerful.
That's why I just love Maggie Gyllenhaal in that movie.
I think it was just beautiful. I will also say that when I was
I don't know how this became a review of the movie, but we
we're totally on off topic. Yeah, now we're reviewing this
movie. We're going, Hey, here's what I
figured out. But I kind of think this is a a
(35:11):
cool idea as well, of course. But as I was watching James
Fader, you know the he he is a Dom, but he had so many sub
qualities as well. Like if you watched him on the
phone calls, like with his wife and that type of thing.
Like I was convinced by the end of the movie, like he's he's he
was a sub to his previous wife. I kind of bad.
That's the reason why he is so dominant and trying to dominate
(35:35):
the Maggie at this point is because he was such had to give
up control for so long that he needed to take back his power.
Yeah. Because.
Yeah. And there the wife betrayal,
there was definitely a lot of where he would just retract him.
I don't know if she would. They definitely didn't have the
same relationship as Maggie in the movie.
Yeah. So.
Like say, it was very, it was aninteresting movie.
(35:56):
Like I said, if you're in the lifestyle to kind of look at and
kind of analyze. Yeah, because, you know, I was
paying attention to the real parts that I wanted to see, like
her submission and her love for him.
Yeah, I wasn't really paying toomuch attention.
She spaded her with that, right.But yeah, I totally get what.
You're saying now is it next time you watch it just kind of I
would love for his subtle thing like and it may just be, you
(36:18):
know, a sub or a switch recognizing qualities of another
switch and going interesting. Yeah, because if you were, you
know, total Dom all the time, there's no way that you would
take a lot of the energy and theattitude that was coming his way
with other characters. Very interesting.
Like that movie? Yeah, I like that way.
Yeah, I did too. I really it's honestly it's my
(36:39):
favorite VDSM movie. Yeah, honestly, I didn't even
watch it till I think about what, 6-8 months ago?
Because. Liv and I were talking about
that. We had never seen it.
And she was like, well, I'll watch it if you will.
And I'm like, OK, I'll watch it.And it happened to be on the
streaming networks that I was watching.
I was like, wow, take a look. And I was like, OK, this, it's a
(37:00):
good movie. Good movie.
Yeah. I want you all straight up.
I'm like, yeah, that's just good.
Now, I have watched that clip ofher bent over several times.
I just didn't realize, you know,I always recognize the, you
know, the title of it being fromthe secretary, but I just didn't
put it in my head. Oh, it's that movie.
You need to watch that movie. Yeah, there's also that series
(37:20):
of books, The Story of O, and they've made a movie about it,
the. Story of O.
Yeah, yeah. And a lot of people love it.
It wasn't too too much my kind of movie, but a lot of people
liked it. The story of O, I'm thinking
either is it because the O face or because the orgasm?
You'll have to watch it, yeah. You'll have to see I'll.
(37:43):
Go. Just watch it.
Though I'll watch it. You let me know how it turns.
It's been a good 20 years since I've seen it.
It's been a long ass time. OK, so it's an older movie.
Yeah, it's an older movie, but alot of people fucking love it.
I'll have. To go check it out.
Yeah. But yeah, aside from that, shall
we call it? Let's call.
It all right, so until then, this has been the latest episode
(38:05):
of. Call me Mistress.
Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me Master
vibe, a Lil PO. Good morning.
Good morning. Good.
Morning to you, let's have a cupof tea.
Would you like some spotted Dickwith your teeth?
Some. Crumpets.
(00:28):
No. Last time I was shown a spotted
Dick I didn't like it. Michael Nice.
Yeah. Yeah, I've seen some spotted
Dicks in my time. Yeah, it's, you know, but it is
what it is. I've seen some beautiful Dicks
in my time though. I've only seen a couple, but
(00:50):
it's usually like, you know, when you're in like the urinal,
so next to people and you can't help but you know, they look at
you, you know, and it just happens.
It just happens. Peripheral vision.
Love it and hate it. You know what's funny is women
have better peripheral than men.Yeah, they have a better.
(01:10):
That does not surprise me. Yeah.
And just like they have better hearing when it comes to
certain. And that's because of the they
have children, Yeah. And evolution makes them where
they can be more observant aboutcertain things.
So that would not surprise me ifthey have better peripheral
vision. Yeah, but never thought about
it. Yeah, it's true.
They have a, it's like a longer range further back, that kind of
(01:34):
thing, Yeah. Very interesting.
Interesting. So Speaking of interesting, yes,
now we've talked about this, we did an episode.
I mean, you want to fuck your aunt?
You're talking about ABDL, guy. OK, All right.
Yeah. Baby Tay Tay.
Yeah, yeah. I want to act like I'm not
interested, but I'm really interested.
(01:56):
It's it's like a car wreck. You just can't help but you
know, look at it, you can't. I watched this funny video on
YouTube the other day and it waslike during a storm.
It looked like this tornado cameand picked up this big fucking
truck, put it on its side, spun it around like 3 different
times, then flipped it back on its wheels and then it fucking
(02:19):
drove off. I was like, how fucking cool is
that? It wasn't that AI.
You sure? Because that sounds very.
I'm telling you, I'll send you the link.
I looked at it. I was like, is this AI?
Is. It AI is getting very good these
days so. They're it's really getting good
on. They had a video on YouTube and
it was a coyote come into the front door on a ring Cam with a
(02:45):
cat riding on its back. And I knew that was fucking AI.
But damn that would be cute it. Was adorable.
You put a little mouse on top ofthat cat trifecta.
Perfection. There, there you.
Go, that's great. So speaking now this is not
trifecta, but this is the adult baby guy and this is like a two
(03:08):
way of taboo. It's like the dirtiest of dirty.
It's yeah, it's getting. Dirty.
OK, I got. I got to hear it.
I got to hear it. All right, so baby Tay calls me
and first he texts me. He's he's been texting me every
day religiously, especially because his Aunt Susan is out of
(03:28):
town. Okay.
And he has to go over and take care of her plans, take care of
her house. Smell her panty drawer, Yeah.
And see, I told him when he called me the other day, he's
like, yeah, mommy. He calls me mommy but once call
her mommy and I'm like my God what the fuck did your mother
(03:51):
do? Yeah, that's a lot of mommies.
It's a lot of. Mommies, this is not a Mormon
commune. Yeah, you know.
And if it's he had his experience with her as an as an
his experience with her as an aunt, yeah, I would think that
he would want to refer to her asaunt or auntie or something of
nature. It's interesting.
Isn't it interesting? It's very interesting.
I mean, if, since if we're really going creepy, he just
(04:13):
needs to call me Mother. Like coming mother.
Coming, Mother. Mother, I'm coming.
But yes. Come here, Norman.
Norman coming mother. Anthony Perkins was the fucking
shit, and so was Vince Vaughn. Yeah, Oh my God.
(04:36):
Yeah, Vince Vaughn did a good job.
Fucking did Amazing. A lot of people were like, that
was a ring. I was like, no, that's I liked
it. That was fucking great.
OK, so the creepy, you creepy. He went and decides that he's
going to text me because he wants to talk every day, right?
And he wants to reserve a spot and during my day that we can
(04:57):
talk about what he can do next to win his aunt over.
Now, you know, 80% of our listeners are men, right?
And I have to keep reiterating this with our male listeners.
And that is like, look, women want the connection.
They want the response. They want encouragement.
(05:18):
They want to see your love for them.
Yeah, you know. Yeah, Men are men are men are
fire. Yeah, they instantly like, women
are like irons. Yeah.
You got to get them heated up before, you know, you expect
anything of that nature. So yeah.
Before they iron the clothes, well, you know.
Before they before they give youthat heat.
(05:40):
Yeah, you know, straighten your collar.
Yeah. No, it's yeah.
Well, you know, he told me he's like, I want you to tell me how
to really give good oral sex so that I can, you know, eventually
one day, please her because let me tell you, this shit that's
happening between them, it's getting fucking heated.
(06:04):
So I told him, I said, hey, listen, while you're there at
her house and he called me and talked to me about this.
He's like, yeah, I'm here. I'm watering her plants.
Mommy. I said, oh, you're such a good
boy. He's like, yeah, you know, I
wanted to pee in my diaper and Iwant to talk to you while I was
doing it. I said, well, if you pee in your
diaper, you're ultimately going to have to play with your winky
in front of me. So I'm like, OK, let's let's go
(06:26):
with the flow on this. You know.
You got to do it. And he's paying for the time.
So, you know, let's let's give him an experience.
Exactly. So I was like listen, I want you
to go into Aunt Susans bedroom and I want you to get in her
drawer to find out what size panties she wears.
He says well I kind of. I said you already got them.
(06:48):
I said so did you get him out ofthe drawer or did you get him
out of the hamper? He said I got one of each.
Oh, he likes variety. OK.
Variety like this is the clean auntie, this is The Dirty.
Auntie, Yeah, This is the regular.
This is the extra crispy chickenyou know, and secret herbs and
(07:13):
spices. You know fuck you are comparing
her pussy ass smell the fucking.JFC, I can't help it, I'm hungry
right now. I didn't eat dinner.
Oh my God. OK, so so he's got crispy
chicken panties. Yes, yes.
His finger looking good now. You're getting it.
(07:36):
Exactly. Exactly.
And so he's like, Mistress, she wears or Mommy she wears a
medium. I said, OK, yeah, she's going to
keep it tight. Yeah, I said.
Now listen, I asked what kind ofpanties she wears and he's like,
well, these were white and like semi lace, nothing too
extravagant. They're very modest and I'm
(07:59):
like, are they granny panties? It's like, no, no, they're
they're still pretty. And then he found another pair
and they were like Lacy type thongs.
OK. And I'm like I said, your aunt's
a hope. And he's like, oh, I hope so.
Good for him, you know, if you're going down this road, you
know, I'm just saying. You're going down the road.
(08:21):
You're going down the road, let's, you know, find the park
and let's have some fun, right? So I get it.
So he goes and when he was rubbing her feet the last time
and he's basically making out with her feet right, kissing up
her leg and everything else. She's got it on short shorts and
he can see up her shorts to the golden arches and the panties.
(08:45):
Ohh, now on McDonald's. But.
Yeah, he's loving it. God.
We are so cliche. But he he goes on and I said,
look, I said, a woman wants you to take care of her.
So you go, you clean her pool, you clean her house.
I said. And then before she gets home,
(09:06):
you get out a big bouquet of roses, put them right there.
As soon as she walks in the door, she fucks and sees them.
That's what you have to do. And then I said, now the next
gift you're going to get after you get her panties is you get
her a massager. And he's like, Mommy, I said,
did you already give her a fucking massager?
(09:28):
He's like, kind of. So he got her a fucking
massager. OK.
And he gave it to her. And he says, you know, this is
good for your neck and other places.
Yeah. OK, All right.
Yeah, Yeah. I bought those massagers too.
(09:50):
In my life. They were always from my back.
Always. You're right.
Yeah. So then he tells me that they
have talked about because I asked him if they discussed, you
know, breastfeeding or doing an A&R relationship.
So she would nurse him. And he's like, yeah, she told me
(10:14):
that if I if if someone is to suckle on her breasts 15 to 20
minutes twice a day, that it would re stimulate the lactation
process. That is so interesting to me.
It's amazing. It's like that the, the woman's
body just, you know, I don't know, even if you didn't have a
(10:38):
kid, because I always thought you had to have the kid.
Yeah. Produce the breast milk
basically as a, because the hormones or whatever that you
produced. And then once they stop, you no
longer you know. Yeah, and you know, like the
other day I was like, yeah, thatbecause Liv said something about
(10:59):
breastfeeding and that kind of thing.
And then I said, oh, that was probably the colostrum.
And you're like, I'm sorry, whatis that?
And I said that's like the pre come to the titty.
Yeah, that was a good night. That night when I was in bed.
I made a lot of titty freak on that night.
(11:21):
So but you know, it's interesting, yeah, because you
can start an adult nursing type relationship, you know, with
your aunt and. I'm not starting one with my
aunt, but. You know, I know.
I'm just thinking of maybe I. Get it?
I get it. So I told him I'm like, yeah, I
said. But you know, a lot of times if
(11:43):
you stop and start kind of deal,she could develop colostrum and
it can like freeze inside of hernipples.
So then you'll have like a little classroom bump and you
can't squeeze it out or anythinglike that.
You have to eventually suck it out and keep adding the suction
until pass through that part of the nipple.
(12:03):
And so, yeah, a lot of people will try to induce lactation.
And there is a vitamin that you can specifically take that
actually help stimulate that. I don't remember what it is, but
yeah, they have an ANR website where people go on there and
they post that they wanna have an ANR relationship and it's
(12:27):
almost like a dating site kind of deal, right?
And but yeah, so I was tell him about it and he's like, Oh yeah,
we talked about it. She's really excited about it.
And I said, well, that's what you need to work on where you
see that she's excited. You keep that as a, you know,
keep a pin in it and really focus on that.
Yeah. I said, so now the next thing I
(12:49):
want you to do is I want you to buy her a breast pump.
And I said, you go on Amazon andI said, you need to research it.
Find her the best fucking breastpump ever.
I said, but they also have something that is the kink
breast pumps where it's like cylindrical tubes and it's
almost like you're nursing like a cow or a a goat or something
(13:11):
like that. It it's gone for like long
nipples. OK but they can use them for
women because it actually sucks harder.
OK. So is is it like hooked up to a
machine kind of thing or is it like a yes?
OK, no, it's, it's gonna be hooked up.
It's not like a bicycle pump kind of thing going on, yeah.
OK. Yeah.
I mean, they had those manuals, right?
You can do like a, it's a gentlepump type deal, but that's not
(13:34):
going to give you enough, you know, interesting strength
behind that. But yeah, so I told him about it
and the next day he called and he's like, so Mommy, I ordered
her a breast pump. I'm like, look at you, you're
such a good boy. So.
Yeah. You know.
Yeah, so apparently they're talking.
(13:55):
It's developing. I said.
But, you know, I told him, I said six months, you could be
living with your aunt. And he's like, I know he's like,
I didn't believe you. He's like, but you know, I know
she's scared. Naturally, naturally, you know,
that's a lot that everybody is risking in a situation of that
nature. So yes.
I said, but you know, suck it up, I.
(14:16):
Said literally suck it up. Exactly.
I said you want this relationship, you want it to
make it work. Fucking do it.
Yeah, yeah. Don't.
Don't halfway it. I mean that's it, you know,
don't Yeah, if you're going in knee deep, go ahead and dive in
head first cuz yeah you. Know.
Gonna be the same outcome. Because I told him, I said she's
clearly in it, you're clearly init, so what's the problem?
(14:37):
There's not a problem, right? They're not hurting anybody
exactly. Yeah.
And I told him, I said it's not like she was fucking you when
you were not a kid. Yeah.
All right. So next one we have on our list
is the lactate latex. Got lactate on your?
Head. Yeah, it's OK.
I do too. I'm definitely gonna be looking
(15:00):
at some interesting videos. Would you like some more milk
bro? Let's.
Go get some more milk. Darling Lactulose.
Yummy. Add some sugar to it.
Please, ma'am, may I have another?
Yeah, give me a. Little squirt.
So I'm gonna tell you this before we even get off this
(15:21):
little topic, but I don't know if you ever went on to there's
there was a show about. Oh, it wasn't it didn't call it
like fetishes. It was addictions, right?
Yes, my strange addictions. Yes.
OK. So there was a husband on there.
Did you see that one? There was a husband on there and
he wanted his wife to always lactate.
(15:44):
I did not see that. One.
And she did. And so she was.
She would pump when he wasn't there and he would come home and
put it on a cereal Every morninghe she would sit there, sit on
his lap and nurse him. What the fuck fuck is this?
And he would say it's not sexual.
I like. Shit, oh shit.
Bullshit. Get your fucking ass in the
(16:06):
bedroom. Yeah, yeah.
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know about that. Yeah.
No, I yeah, I support, you know,whatever their their thing is.
Yeah. How's their guy?
Yes. Yeah, I know we do have one of
those locally in our community. What the the Mama feeder?
Thing. What does she consider a
(16:27):
caregiver or like a Mama in the Abdi?
I'm assuming I didn't get reallytoo much into it.
I just know that she does, you know, produces the breast milk
and she offers. I'm assuming it's.
She may have even said Ayr. And I just didn't know that term
at that particular moment. It just kind of went over my
head. Yeah.
(16:47):
But she was at one of the local ABDL events that I went to.
Yeah. Gotcha.
And, you know, but she seemed really nice.
So. Yeah.
That's cool. It's good for her.
Yeah. Yeah.
Liv was like, you know, your your titties get heavy, it's
uncomfortable, then you leak andthen you can leak.
When a baby cries, I've. Heard that part of it, Yeah.
(17:09):
Yeah, I'm like that sounds like a loud I.
Definitely, definitely tested that theory on some some of my
friends that, you know, had justhad babies and yeah, you know,
just to see if it works and it actually does work.
Oh. My God, isn't that crazy.
OK, so the Latex fact that guy was here.
OK. And you know, we've talked about
(17:30):
this briefly, but it's hot shit.I mean, it is.
It is really hot to watch, to participate in, Yeah.
And I post a couple videos and people fucking love it.
Yeah, there's something very mysterious and very taboo and
interesting about the the. Like I don't know if it's like I
said, because it's so shiny. And it's just like when I see
(17:55):
pictures on Fet where women are completely in latex, head to
toe, and all you really see is maybe they're lips and there's
just something mysterious about it that I like that.
Yeah, it's very erotic it. Really is.
Well I was just in the dungeon right before you got here and
one of my friends was in the back bed and we're using fucking
(18:18):
big ass dildos on her. Had a massager on her clit.
OK. And she was orgasming like a
motherfucker in that, like ticksback bed.
You get all the fun. I get a lot of fucking fun like
my day is full orgasms. Sexy men dressing up the sexy
bitches. Now you're just bragging.
(18:38):
I am very I am bragging the I am.
So blame you. I'm so fucking lucky, I love it.
I don't blame you. I'm jealous, but I don't blame
you. Yeah, you know, I told my Sissy
slave tonight I was like, yeah, I have this, this sexy little
Sissy in the dungeon tonight andhe's like, oh, you're trying to
(19:01):
replace me. I'm like, trust me, he ain't
that sexy. Very good, very good.
Yeah, and he's a lot older, Yeah, but he comes in and we've
dressed him up and then we put fucking tits in his bra and you
know, it's the tits are magic. Yeah, yeah, they and they feel,
(19:24):
you know, because I've done my cleaning down there and I've
picked him up. I, I can't lie, I've definitely
poked them and jiggled them and everything else and they're,
they're, they're pretty cool. They feel like real fucking
titties. I love it.
And if they are really that heavy on a woman's, I understand
now why a lot of women get back pain.
Because I'm like, man, these things, you're heavy.
(19:45):
Yeah. So true.
But but yeah, the latex back, that guy was here and there's
something so much Eroticism about it and he loves it.
But you know, you get to do tease and denial.
And I posted the videos and people are like, oh, I want to
try that. And I'm like, yeah, you know,
I'm playing with his Dick. It's gonna feel great, you know?
(20:07):
But you got to do breath play, right?
You got sickle a little bit. You know the scratching, That's
always good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like I said, there's just something mysterious about it
that I, I find, you know, very attractive overall.
Yeah. And I, I tried it one time.
It's it's a lot of fun to be in there.
Yeah. I don't know certain that it's a
(20:29):
barrier between you and the the world.
And I can understand why, you know, some people even fall
asleep in there because it's, you know, you're in a cocoon,
you're you're protected. It feels like it's a, you know,
as long as you keep that mouth hole where it's supposed to be,
you're good to. Go.
You're good to go. Yep.
Right. Yeah.
They people just enjoy it. They enjoy it immensely.
(20:51):
Yeah. But this, this gentleman that
comes to see me, you know, he said he always gets nervous.
He loves it. He loves the sensation.
But I told him, I said after that last session, I was like,
hey, if you want to do somethingelse, you know, you've been
coming for, you know, four years.
If you want to do something different, he's like, well, you
(21:12):
know, our first first and second, you know, sessions, we
always did different things. He's like, I just never really
thought about asking you do something different.
And I don't know, I think a lot of times, you know, people that
want that back, that experience,maybe they're just not those
types of people that can verbalize what they want, you
(21:32):
know? Yeah.
Because he had a really big issue with kind of verbalizing
what he wanted. And it could just be that he
really liked what he got and then he was just got stuck in
his head, hey, this is what I want every time.
And yeah, because he wasn't necessarily exposed to something
else. That was only thing in his head
that he's like, I like that. But you know, I very partial to
(21:52):
impact. Like when I commit, I want
impact like it every time. Now we can add stuff on top of
it, but but it definitely took me a minute to branch out to try
different things because in my head I was like, no, that's what
I'm coming here for. So I get it.
Yeah, All right, so Needless to say, the pain slut, you saw a
(22:14):
pain slut with Liv. We did.
We did. He was, he was, he was fun.
He yeah, he could take a lot. We put the rope around him, the
conductive rope, and we did a lot of electric play with him
(22:34):
and then Liv did a lot of impactwith him.
Then what did we do next? And we did sounding with him and
and we put him in the back bed as well.
So like, yeah, he, he seemed like he was very knowledgeable.
I think he came from somewhere else that he had had a, a
(22:59):
dedicated Dom dominators to to him.
So he was kind of already used to certain activities, but it
was fun to be able to expose himto different things that he had
not tried before. And it seemed like me like 4 out
of four. So yeah, it's, it's good.
He was very kind, nice and respectful, so yeah, I enjoyed
(23:23):
it. That's good.
Yeah. So that's.
Good. Yeah, it was funny because Liv
made a comment to me. She's like, yeah, you know, when
we put him in the back bed, timejust went by so slow.
So it was almost like I wanted to take him out of the back bed
so time would go by quicker. I'm like, well, time doesn't
really work that way. Yeah, yeah, I think it's because
(23:44):
she wasn't having fun at that moment.
And therefore, you know, time flies when you're having fun.
Yes, you got ADHD like, you know, like some of us do.
It's kind of like, OK, but but what do we do now?
And you know, I don't, I know myself, I'm not as experienced
with the back bed. So I think I even came up to you
either afterwards or the next day.
I was like, So what kind of activities do you do while
(24:07):
they're in there to kind of enhance that experience?
Because, you know, I guess I could, you know, I stuck mostly
to like massaging because I'm, I'm good at massages.
Yeah, now you know what she could do too, is I need to order
the Sheen that goes with it. But it's a safe liquid you can
use on that latex, right? So you pour that out on it and
(24:30):
then you put some in your hands and you can lift up the frame
from like the their back, OK, ifthey're small enough and you're
physically able. Interesting.
OK, you. Lift the back up.
Because with my one guy, I told him I said, baby, you gained too
much weight. You know, I'm not.
I can't lift you. Yeah, Auntie Mia cannot lift
(24:51):
you. So I used to be able to, Right.
But yeah, you lift their back upa little bit where you can like
really get like in their shoulders and down their
spotlight, OK. I would never even thought of
that. Yeah, I would have been afraid
that the Latex wouldn't have been strong enough.
No, it sucks it on there. Interesting frame.
It's not going anywhere. Very interesting.
Yeah. See, that's why I asked the
(25:11):
master. Masturbator fun tabs.
Always. But yeah, I mean, it's it's
really a cool thing because you're really starting to go and
do sessions with Liv. We're going to start doing
sessions together on the weekend, right?
(25:33):
So if anyone wants to come and see you and I, we can give them
one hell of a ride. I think it's it's, it's a blast,
yeah. I'm enjoying the experience and
enjoying the evolution of, of everything.
And you know, it keeps everything fresh, new and love
the new experiences. So yeah, I appreciate you giving
(25:53):
me the. Opportunity, absolutely.
You're awesome here. You know this, you know, but we
work on, you know, we're gonna work on impact.
We're gonna work on, you know, other implements in the dungeon.
Because a lot of times people like myself, you know, you get
in the dungeon and you start on a routine, right?
And then, you know, you go back into the drawers or you look in
(26:16):
the exam table and you're like, oh shit, I forgot I had that.
Oh shit, I forgot I had that, right.
Like I haven't shown you how to use the milking machine.
No, I haven't. Shown you how to use that.
Yeah. You know, the fucking machines,
they're sitting up there just collecting dust.
Yeah. You know those things are so fun
to use. Yeah, no, I have.
Yep, I have. I've seen pictures, you know, on
(26:37):
on the web, you know, website, that kind of stuff of it.
But as far as I don't even know if I'd know where to plug things
in, Yeah, either part of it. I have to show you, but it's a
lot of fun. There's a lot of toys in there.
There's a lot of things to do. Yeah.
And I'll show you how to use thewench.
Yeah, OK. You know, OK And overall, it'll
(27:00):
be a great fun experience. You know, I what I really enjoy
is getting couples in there. Yeah.
I've seen more couples this yearthan I have ever.
That's that's good. That's fucking.
That means as much as I've neverwatched the movie 50 Shades of
Grey, but I'm appreciative that movies of that nature are coming
out because it makes the the subject more approachable.
(27:23):
And then once they watch something like that, then let's
just be honest, 9 out of 10 people watch porn at some point
and they're going to throw in that search bar something a
little different and, you know, have experiences and go, oh, OK,
maybe I want to try that. And they're going to branch out
in their sexual experiences. And that's, that's great.
(27:45):
So never watched a movie, but I'm appreciative that it is out
there. You know, you really should
watch it. I will eventually.
Yeah. But like I said, it's just
hasn't got on my my my list yet.Well, you know, I will say that,
you know, the first, the first movie, The original is I don't
(28:11):
like the fact that they made Anna initially look like a dumb
ass and a reckless young woman because she gets drunk and then
Christian rescues her. And then he's got a driver that,
you know, is kind of watching her.
And then she goes to hardware store and they're watching her
and it's like, what the fuck? Could she not manage her life?
(28:33):
Right? And then I've met certain people
who are Subs and they fucking really can't manage their lives.
But ultimately in the end, there's it's not necessarily in
the first one, but later on in the series, they made these
movies all together so they would still maintain the
momentum, OK. And so finally, it was almost
(28:57):
like she turned the tables, and then their dynamic shifted
because she ultimately marries him.
OK. And the third one I watched, and
I was kind of like, oh, God, youknow, she had a stalker.
And then he tried to kill her. So I was like, ah, you know, it
didn't stick to the original part of it, you know?
And he then he did something in the first one where he put
(29:20):
spreader bars on her ankles, andhe literally flipped her body
holding just the spreader bar. And I'm like, OK, that's kind of
safe. Yeah.
He gonna break her ankles. Yeah, you're not.
Yeah. You're not made to twist like
that. Yeah.
And then what's really funny, and they've made this, the scene
(29:43):
into a spoof before with one of those movies.
It was where he told her he's like, now, once you go through
this door, things won't be the same, You know, like, oh God,
OK, what the fuck is in it? Yeah.
What is this Red Room look? Like right?
But you know, it's red, it's sexy.
You know, he's got the beds withthe chains and then he has all
(30:06):
these Immaculate drawers that just have all this shit in it.
And it's like, God, I would haveloved to have been in the prop
room after they'd stopped makingthis movie.
Yeah, I would have taken so manysouvenirs.
Yeah, you and I, I'll take that one, that 10 and that one back
there. Yes.
Exactly. Yeah, I felt that kind of that
(30:27):
similar way. Like I watched the Secretary.
Yeah. Oh yeah, I watched that one.
Of course, you know a lot of people and it was all, but it
was the same way. I didn't like the way that it
was like, oh, she's mental. She has to have mental health.
Like, I understand that a lot ofus have experienced certain
traumas and that's what brings us to this world.
But, you know, we're not all about self harm and that type of
(30:48):
thing. Yeah, it's a it's a good movie
overall. Yeah, I liked it, but there were
certain parts of it. I was like, yeah, yeah, see some
batshit crazy people, but not that kind of batshit.
Crazy. No, no.
Yeah, but Maggie Gyllenhaal was so good at it.
She she did very well in it. But I think I think to make it
(31:09):
look better, I'll I'll say this much, despite the fact that
she's totally nuts, she almost became more so stable at the
very beginning of her new job ona level of normalcy.
So it's like, OK, she looked kind of normal.
Things were functioning. She was she was doing her good
secretary job, right. But then when she realizes
(31:32):
O'Shea, he's now turned to my Dom.
That in itself can fucking consume you if you can imagine.
Like live not knowing live really that well, right?
Not knowing who she is behind the curtain, right?
But seeing who she is in the dungeon all the time, in an 8 to
(31:53):
10 hour day, working under her, working for her, seeing this
power that she projects in this aura of, I mean, can we just say
grandness? I mean, honestly, because she's
like a fucking artist, honestly.And so doing all that 8 hours,
(32:15):
10 hours a day, and then you're doing these things for her and
you're like her service sub. And the next thing you know, oh
shit, she fucking owns you. You're her bitch.
And it's like the fantasy just keeps spinning more and more and
more. And So what happens with Maggie
Gyllenhaal is it consumes her sofucking much that she loves him
(32:38):
and she loves it and she loves everything that encompasses.
And then at the very end, she did everything she could to
really just gain just being at his feet.
And it's like that, that true hunger and that true thirst for
what it really is. And that's where it's so
powerful. Oh, yeah.
So it's like she really wasn't nuts.
(32:58):
Yeah, I think it was. She was longing so much at the
very beginning for something. And when she finally found it,
it was like her normal. Yeah, no, I could definitely
agree with what you think is, Yeah, that is the part that I
will say is very true about yourdungeon experience and you know,
perfect examples myself, like it, it will change you.
(33:21):
And according to what you're looking for, you know, you do
gain confidence, you do gain, you know, a lot of things in the
process that you don't even realize at that time that you're
gaining. So I I can definitely see where
that is coming from. You know, the difference between
Liv and I is that Liv is a sub. In her real life, she is
(33:44):
extremely submissive. We all know this.
She talks about it, it's not a secret.
But with me, I'm always a Dom. I never feel submissive.
There's there's those small increments of time where it's
like, OK, I've had a stressful day.
I'm having great sex. And honestly, when you're
getting # the fuck really good, It's like, Oh yeah, OK Daddy,
(34:06):
you know, that kind of shit happens in a maybe 2 minutes of
an interval of your life during that moment, you know, other
times I'm like, yeah, be a good boy and fuck me good, right?
You know, good times is that. But when I have to live it every
day, the one thing I love to seeis that pure devotion.
(34:29):
Sure, with a true slave that wants to do anything and
everything for you. Crawl across the floor on glass
to be at my feet. Just to please you.
Just to please me. I mean, there's no to me, no
greater power. No greater love.
It's that and what you'll do forfor someone you truly love.
(34:50):
Yeah. No.
It's crazy. It's very powerful.
That's why I just love Maggie Gyllenhaal in that movie.
I think it was just beautiful. I will also say that when I was
I don't know how this became a review of the movie, but we
we're totally on off topic. Yeah, now we're reviewing this
movie. We're going, Hey, here's what I
figured out. But I kind of think this is a a
(35:11):
cool idea as well, of course. But as I was watching James
Fader, you know the he he is a Dom, but he had so many sub
qualities as well. Like if you watched him on the
phone calls, like with his wife and that type of thing.
Like I was convinced by the end of the movie, like he's he's he
was a sub to his previous wife. I kind of bad.
That's the reason why he is so dominant and trying to dominate
(35:35):
the Maggie at this point is because he was such had to give
up control for so long that he needed to take back his power.
Yeah. Because.
Yeah. And there the wife betrayal,
there was definitely a lot of where he would just retract him.
I don't know if she would. They definitely didn't have the
same relationship as Maggie in the movie.
Yeah. So.
Like say, it was very, it was aninteresting movie.
(35:56):
Like I said, if you're in the lifestyle to kind of look at and
kind of analyze. Yeah, because, you know, I was
paying attention to the real parts that I wanted to see, like
her submission and her love for him.
Yeah, I wasn't really paying toomuch attention.
She spaded her with that, right.But yeah, I totally get what.
You're saying now is it next time you watch it just kind of I
would love for his subtle thing like and it may just be, you
(36:18):
know, a sub or a switch recognizing qualities of another
switch and going interesting. Yeah, because if you were, you
know, total Dom all the time, there's no way that you would
take a lot of the energy and theattitude that was coming his way
with other characters. Very interesting.
Like that movie? Yeah, I like that way.
Yeah, I did too. I really it's honestly it's my
(36:39):
favorite VDSM movie. Yeah, honestly, I didn't even
watch it till I think about what, 6-8 months ago?
Because. Liv and I were talking about
that. We had never seen it.
And she was like, well, I'll watch it if you will.
And I'm like, OK, I'll watch it.And it happened to be on the
streaming networks that I was watching.
I was like, wow, take a look. And I was like, OK, this, it's a
(37:00):
good movie. Good movie.
Yeah. I want you all straight up.
I'm like, yeah, that's just good.
Now, I have watched that clip ofher bent over several times.
I just didn't realize, you know,I always recognize the, you
know, the title of it being fromthe secretary, but I just didn't
put it in my head. Oh, it's that movie.
You need to watch that movie. Yeah, there's also that series
(37:20):
of books, The Story of O, and they've made a movie about it,
the. Story of O.
Yeah, yeah. And a lot of people love it.
It wasn't too too much my kind of movie, but a lot of people
liked it. The story of O, I'm thinking
either is it because the O face or because the orgasm?
You'll have to watch it, yeah. You'll have to see I'll.
(37:43):
Go. Just watch it.
Though I'll watch it. You let me know how it turns.
It's been a good 20 years since I've seen it.
It's been a long ass time. OK, so it's an older movie.
Yeah, it's an older movie, but alot of people fucking love it.
I'll have. To go check it out.
Yeah. But yeah, aside from that, shall
we call it? Let's call.
It all right, so until then, this has been the latest episode
(38:05):
of. Call me Mistress.
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