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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me Madeline.
Good morning. And over in the left corner I've
got Mr. PO. Greetings from the Manor.
All right, kids. So today, do you like violence?
(00:30):
You know, walk in on one of my sessions speaking British with
Mandy Candy. She's like, oh, we're on the
British because she listens to the podcast.
And she thought it was so funny that I walked in like, hello.
And this is the type of session we're going to have.
Huh. Well, Mandy said she misses us.
I know she looks forward to seeing us and you will be seeing
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her very soon, just two days away.
We love you, Mandy. She's a good one.
She's great. Sexy fucking ass.
You know, I have just become an ass addict.
I have always loved ass but you know.
I'm not an advocate for all ass so you know.
You're an advocate for ass. No, not all ass.
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Oh. Fuck no, it's gonna be perfect.
It's gonna be a good ass. It's gonna be a little butt, you
know, Chewbacca shoved in the butt crack.
You know, like what that white chick girl say.
Whatever. If you open it up, yeah.
Make some noise. I know some of me like feel like
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Velcro pulls. Apart.
Gross. Interesting.
Very, very interesting. We are sick individuals.
Yeah, I like the bubble butt. Yeah, yes, a jiggly bubble butt,
yes. Oh yeah, girl, we're gonna have
a second jiggly bubble butt. It's the same one.
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Oh yeah, but he's coming again. He's coming again, and he will
come. Again and again and again.
And. Again and again, you lucky
bubble butt you. Yes, he messaged me yesterday
and he's like, I hope you have awonderful day.
I'm like, oh, you too. I am looking forward to that
session. For real.
That was going to be a good one.Yeah, he's, he's very, very
special. Which?
One are we talking about? We're talking about our slave
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that wants to commit to live andI.
Hold the soft baby butt. Yeah, OK, OK.
He's got a :) on his butt. OK, Yep, I'm back with you.
So. Bubble butt bubble, bubble,
bubble. Butt bubble butt What?
What? Impose what?
Not in your butt. You got a nice cream butt.
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I try. Never say something.
But we were taking this don't tell me anything, but when we're
taking pictures here, we tell her I.
Would say something to you if you had a hairy ass.
Oh, you, you would say somethingto me if I had a hairy ass.
Yeah, I'd be like. Well, yeah, I don't want.
To look at it. I would expect you to.
I would. Yeah, not like a degrading way
of like a hey, you want to make it a little bit more pleasant
(03:02):
for me? I spent a lot of time back
there, you know, manscaping and it takes some practice to not
nip the the three, you know, the.
Grundle, yeah. The the grundle.
Not even the grundle. Like you asshole.
Like when you go on. The wrinkly.
Stuff. Yeah, it tries to.
Yeah, I'm just saying I. Spread sound.
Oh yeah. And things get sucked in.
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You gotta be careful. Well, you know what we'll do
next summer? All three of us will go get
laser hair removal on our on ourbooties and we'll get them
bleached. I'm, I'm all about it.
I feel like why do we? Have to wait till summer.
Well, because that's one post free.
We don't, you know, doing it during the week spring break.
And fall break. OK, we can do that.
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Go get your next break. I'm just saying in generalized
conversation. Do you want it bleached?
You cool with that? You want a nice pink little
hole? Yeah, who doesn't?
OK. We have to look that up and see
how painful that is. I don't care.
I know you like pain. Pain.
No, no, I'm saying like it's, it's a temporary thing for a
long term effect, OK. I'm with you though, we might do
some research on that way. Some research on that Poe.
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Please yellow. Yeah, that's the thing.
Yeah, Yellow. I don't know.
I don't know if I won't even live through that once.
Let me tell you, I've had laser done all on different parts of
my face, a Mexican. And even like the black, the
light hair that has come through, like the Peach fuzz, I
don't like it. And so I've gone in, I've had it
lasered. Well, if it's not dark enough,
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then they have to do the electrolysis.
They have to literally pull it from the root.
I can do that. I tweeze mine for fun.
OK, but when you tweeze it is one thing, but when you do the
electrolysis part it, it zaps you so hard.
You can feel it in your jaw and your teeth if it if it hits the
wrong way. So when I had that laser done,
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they asked me the last time I went in, they're like, do you
have autoimmune issues? And I said I do.
And she says, yeah. She said the laser is not
hitting your skin. It's actually burning your skin
now. So you have to wait until you're
not in a flare up to come back. How do you know when you're in a
flare up? Well it's usually because like
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my face will be extra pink and flush.
So you have signs? Oh yeah, I have signs, you know,
swelling of your joints, different things like that that
are more obvious. But you know, at the time I was
like, oh, maybe it's not a flareup.
You don't want to think it's a flare up, right?
So it's like just go ahead and do it.
So that's when I went back in and she's like, no, it's really
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just burning your face. And I think I have like 2 more
treatments to do, but I still have just like one or two little
hairs, you know, that'll come. But electrolysis is a
motherfucker. The laser, you know, it'll start
off and it takes just a few minutes.
You know, you go in there, she'll put gel on your face and
it's just like, shoot, you'll have the sunglasses on and it'll
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go zip, ZAP, ZAP, ZAP. And then you can hear and smell.
Your hair burning? Your hair burning and sizzling.
You. Know whenever I get waxed down
there all the blood flow gets pulled to that area.
Yeah, you like? It I like it at the end it's all
numb and tingly and swollen so Ijust want to masturbate or have
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sex. Okay, I'm going to tell you a
story. I know you love that pain on
your vagina. I love it you pussy pain slut.
I love it. But my good friend, she's
single, she's went through 2 badmarriages and I've known her for
almost 7 years now and let me tell you, she knows how to pick
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shitty fucking men. Because every time we've got
together in a situation I'll saylet's call her Hilda.
OK, let's just call her Hilda. I'd hate to.
Say my ugly name, OK? Come up with another name.
Hillary. No.
Then I think of Hillary Clinton.I'm thinking.
Hillary does. She's hot.
Oh my gosh. And then I think Hillary, that's
the name of her plumber. Let's go with Veronica.
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Veronica. Thank you Veronica.
Sexy. Sultry, Sexy.
Love it. OK, so my friend Veronica, I
love it. Veronica has a terrible picker
in men, bottom line. And when she and I were talking,
she was just like, so that guy you introduced me to, his name
was David. So David used to come to the
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dungeon and it was really funny because you know what, You all
could appreciate this. I know Liv could as a woman, but
cosmetics are very expensive andhis wife was like a top tier
seller of Mary Kay products. So he was bringing me in a ton
of Mary Kay products in exchangefor a session and I was like
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fuck yes. I'm like give me the toner, the
buffer, give me this shit. I want the foundation.
Bartering system here. Yes, I'm like fear complexion.
Boom. Anyway, he brought in all this
good shit. It was fabulous.
But on this note, I said to her,I said, yeah, you know, I've got
this guy. He's a really nice guy.
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He's retired, he used to be a pilot, really nice guy.
I said you'll like him and I told him.
I said hey, you're divorced now you're starting to date.
Let me help you and I'll set youup with my friend.
He's like oh that sounds great, blah blah blah.
All right, so here's the kicker.I don't hear from them for like
3 days after their supposed date.
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OK? Now Veronica is always getting
waxed. She's getting her bikini waxed
once a month. OK.
And so she thought it would be cool that this guy David, go and
meet her to get waxed. And I was like, hold on.
What? Waxing date.
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A waxing date. But here's the catch.
They didn't go into separate rooms.
They did not go to separate rooms.
Instead, they went in the same room.
And he watched her get waxed first.
I said, Veronica, baby, honey, honey, baby, listen to me.
(09:07):
Men love sausage, right? They love sausage.
Good sausage, Italian sausage, Bratwurst, breakfast sausage,
you name it. I pose looking at me.
Like where the fuck is this going?
You're saying men love sausage and I'm going I like tacos.
Hear me out, motherfuckers. I'm with you.
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Hear me out, okay, sausage, you have to get, you have to ground
it, you have to mix it, blend it, toss it up and then you
stick it into a fucking intestinal sleeve, right?
It's true. Well, guess what women have to
do? Women have to get dressed, get
pretty, fix it all up and then they have to squeeze themselves
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into their fucking tight panties, a nice ass bra and
pretty ass clothes, right? And I told her, Veronica,
nobody, no man, they left sausage.
But they don't want to fucking see that sausage prepared.
They don't want to see the pig slaughtered.
They don't want to see it blended up and ground up and
seasoned in big old vats. They don't want to see that
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shit, just like David did not want to see you at the fucking
wax place with your pussy spreadfucking hairy.
All of that shit still hanging out from three weeks prior of
you not getting your trim up. OK, so when David went in there
and he saw it, it fucking scaredthe fuck out of him.
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Jesus, what does it look like? Well, you know they're in their
50s when you're in your 50s. When you're in your 50s, you
start getting Gray pubic hair. You start getting thinning pubic
hair. That sounds nice.
I'm so glad for you. Honestly, I.
Got thick black hair I don't want I want to be thinner and
get lighter hair I'm. Cool with that, but I don't want
Gray pubic hair. Why does it make it look gross?
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Who wants fucking? Well, you like old men and you
like old men. Patchy white fur and Facey
facial. Anyway, he's like, he's like
Mia. I will never go to a wax salon
and watch some woman get her pussy waxed, he said.
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That was the grossest shit I ever had to watch.
He thought it was gross. He thought it was gross.
But I bet if we look at like thekink list, I bet there's a kink
for watching. Oh yeah.
There's there. Look it up there you could.
Look it up, there's not only theporn, but you could look at
that. I had a guy actually message me,
he's on my phone and he asked me.
He said, hey, do you all do waxing?
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I said yeah, we do wax torture. Liv's got a full on wax set and
she could do it. And he's like, oh, OK, well now
I know I can schedule with you. I said yes you can but anyway I
love Veronica but that I told her I said don't ever fucking do
that on your first date. What, like what the fuck are you
thinking, girlfriend? Yeah, that's a weird first date.
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That's weird. Like they just met.
They just met. Don't go into.
Can you imagine a small little wax room?
I mean seriously, you know how small those little salons are in
the little salon rooms? Like oh come on back here,
here's the wax. OK, I'm going to put it all over
your hair, pussy. Then I'm going to rip your
fucking hair out. Yeah, Nobody wants to see that.
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They don't want to see you spread your labia and get all
that hair up out of your asshole.
Nobody. It's not very flattering for.
Them that is not flattering and then you're laying there.
She's probably got her titty flop in her face.
Like that's not sexy. Stick with like the couple's
massage next time, you know, just and.
If you're going to do that, don't be in the fucking same
room like. Serious wax, you don't want to
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be moaning, but can't you be in the same?
Room when they're getting waxed.Oh, I'm thinking of massage.
I don't know, I'm saying if you're going to get a massage,
like post that, get a massage. But if you want wax, go and get
your wax done first in a separate room.
Meet up with them. Be like, Oh yeah, look at my
hairless pussy. Hey, you know, don't be like,
oh, you want to go in there, watch it all go bye bye as they
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RIP it out of my vagina. Fuck that.
God bless. Anyway, that's what do you need
to talk about on this episode. I've waxed people like a girls
but. I'm sure the girl you were
fucking, yeah. I tried but.
No, I'm sorry. I didn't even see her vagina and
I was down there. She kept it covered.
Well, you know, Mr. Griswold came over one day because he
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wanted his back waxed. And I was like, yeah, you know,
I got the waxing stuff, we can do it.
And I did it for him. And it just was sticky, messy.
And he, he just couldn't take the pain.
I mean it. He has a lot of fucking back
hair. So now I think Ellen just kind
of shaves it off for him. I shaved mine my boyfriend.
It's not mine. I.
Was going to say your back hair,but we got back.
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We know you can't have back hair.
All right, because I keep it short.
Live Tell our audience about your session yesterday and how
odd that little man was. Well, at first I thought he was
gay, but he kept saying he was married.
But then I didn't see a ring. I was like, where's your ring?
It hurts. OK, let me move on if I want.
It's my boob. I I'm not, I was looking at you
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for the subject. My brow's not really on.
He said he was in defeat, or youtold me he was in defeat.
Mine jiggle Morning. Well OK, so so I did the intro
with him, the introduction. I sat there with him.
He said that he likes stinky feet and I would.
Be in the shower. With a little dirt on his feet.
Yeah. You went and got in the shower
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like 10 minutes before he's supposed to be here.
I didn't. I was supposed to be 1 stinky
feet. I was going to rub my feet, make
him soft. I was going to use that thing.
And I told Paul, I said, are youtelling me your Dom is up there
in the shower? He's like, I plead the 5th.
I can't tell in my Dom. I'm like you pussy, Is she in?
The fucking. Shower.
Why would I take not take a shower though?
Well, because he likes feet. He likes stinky feet.
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We never. Get anybody I didn't know his
stinky. Feet when they say feet though.
We've never gotten a guy that half the time he doesn't want
fucking stench on your feet. We've got guys that just want to
lick and suck your toes and never really about.
I only have one stinky feet guy and he kept I come in and he
said, well, your hair was wet. So I thought there was a
miscommunication. Yes, there was.
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But I get I did a lot of electrical play with him,
wrapped him with the rope, use the rope as my conductor and it
like like would light up green, It would light about maybe like
this much he'd be like of sparking.
It's awesome. It was cool.
I don't know how much of his body was affected when I was
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doing it, but I could see the lines.
But it was pretty cool. So me, whenever we were trying
out, the rope is very rough. Yeah, you know, scratchy.
So as you intensify the electricity it the rope just
felt like it got more and more scratchy.
So it was. Does it affect the whole?
Rope. Yeah, the whole, I mean the
whole rope has copper. But thing does it affect Like
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when I hit one part of the rope does it affect the?
Whole rope. As far as I mean, as far as
what, what was around me, all ofit.
OK, we're gonna try that again, OK, But he was, I was getting, I
was had him laid on the ground. I was zapping him anytime he
twitched 'cause he was twitchinga lot.
So like got a little bitch, madehim ZAP again and of course
twitch again. And I shoved my feet in his face
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and then wrap the leash around my leg to hold his face to my
foot. But then he was like halfway
through. He's like, do you think we can
walk around outside and kind of get your feet dirty?
So I would make him crawl outside into the dirt and told
him to bathe my feet in the dirt.
Now, I think this is where we had a little bit of
miscommunication because he did not bathe my feet in the dirt.
He licked my feet while they were in the dirt.
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So like, no, this is not how we're going to do this.
So I put my feet in like some really leafy black dirt, OK,
where my toes were all dirty bombs, my feet were all dirty.
And I tell him, all right, cleanmy pretty blue toes where I can
see my nail Polish again. And he did.
It, it looked from the heel of my foot to my toes, sucked my
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toes and he kept spitting out the dirt.
And every time he did it, I was like, God, you don't even know
how to handle it. That was like kind of gagging
because when he did it, his mouth was full of like it was
all over his face, all over his shoulders.
He looked like he'd been munching on poop.
But there ain't no chocolate pudding, no.
But then I, you know, since my foot was already wet from him
licking on my toes, I would shove it back into the dirt and
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put it back into his mouth. Then it became mud and he kept
doing it. I told him Jack his Dick.
He was jacking his Dick. His Dick was hard.
He liked it. But then at the very end he was
like, you know, I'm really just more into the smell.
And I'm like, bitch, he's like, maybe next time you'd be a
little bit more prepared. But yet he's hard, you know.
Oh. No, he liked it.
He liked. He's enjoying the exactly
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exchange part of it. Yeah, making him do this nasty
task and he did it. But whenever we were done, he
was telling me about it. His teeth was curded dirt, his
tongue was brown. It was horrible.
Guys. And you did that to him.
Who am I? I don't fave them in pubes at
all. And Pope, for the record, when I
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did the introduction with him before Liv came down, I even
asked him. I said, hey, we have a mail Dom
here as well if you want someonejust to watch or anything like
that. He's like, no, I'm good, I'm
good. He got scared.
But that's the thing I think they get things get too real
just like that. It got too real.
He was coming up to the climax, you know, Christian doing in
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your in your session. And that's when I was like,
maybe that's just a bit too much.
He did it for a while. Yeah, I know.
We saw you go out there. We were like waiting and we're
like looking. We're like, oh God, Co and I, if
we got a better angle from a different window, we'd be like,
yeah, we were golden. You know, like look at this
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pole. Look at.
That it was fun to watch and. He's like, oh, she's sitting on
the stump. I'm like he was.
Holding my foot so high that I almost fell back.
He he was new. So PO and I were, were very just
consciously aware that he's new.We didn't know what he was going
to do. We didn't know him as an
individual. So I felt completely safe with
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him. I knew I could beat him up.
Yes, yes. In fact, when I left you with
him, I thought, Oh yeah, he's a pussy.
He's such a little pussy. But you were like, yeah, you got
those cute little man hips and I'm like, yeah, you got those
bare feet. You know, like the bear claws.
Yeah, his his torso was exception long and then his hips
didn't really start until like your thigh and they would get
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really wide. So made his torso look even
longer. It was like square but you know,
like a good sized Dick. I was very surprised.
Oh, I could. Yeah.
I saw the Dick. Yeah, I said it was nice.
And it was like throbbing when he was sucking on my dirty toes.
Too big. But you know, it's interesting
too. He had like really black fucking
pubic hair. We never really see really black
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fucking pubic hair either. Yeah, usually we see grey
because the old men. Great.
Or light brown? Yeah, OK.
With guys with light brown. Hair all the time here.
Yeah, I hear you. But you don't want that one.
It's a solid color like that. I didn't.
I know it was. Sexy he.
Had some sexy little thing and sexy.
But I did think about whenever you told PO to grow his hair.
So I was like huh? I wonder if this is what it
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looked like? I have no idea what your hair
would look like, but. What does your pubic hair look
like? Is it?
All black. Long and voluptuous, voluptuous
you. Better make sure it's not
voluptuous. So OK, we need, we need to give
some context here. As Liv was saying, I said to PO,
we were taking pictures in the dungeon the other day and we're
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doing pictures for him, for Master Viper, so people know
that he is the actual real person because Fetlife is
stupid. You know they want you to that
verification. It's all this fucking bullshit
bullshit, period. And honestly I think it's a
violation of privacy. Like if people want to go on
there and catfish other people then you're fucking stupid that
you got catfished. I was good with whenever I like.
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I verified myself as like a person with my sub fetlife.
It just made me write the date on a piece of paper.
Hold that up on my face, but when you get.
Into that for me. But when you get into having to
actually put like your driver's license.
That's it's too personal, that'sfucked up.
You know, if they ever get hacked now my information's all
out there, yeah. That's bullshit.
No, they didn't do that for you,Liv, because you and I have
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refused to be verified. Like you can go on there and opt
to be verified. I refused to do that.
I see I didn't opt to be verified.
It said that some people reported my account as being a
fake and that I. And they?
Locked my No it literally locked.
But nobody's gonna do that. I know what.
They said it's not true but theylocked my account.
I couldn't get into it and they said the only way they'd unlock
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it is if I verified. That's what it is.
Yeah, that life has has a lot ofgood, you know, positive things
to it. Hmm, I mean, but overall, back
in the day there used to be collar me.
Hmm, And that's How I Met my husband.
Hmm collar me. I love it was more user
friendly. It had a list of everyone you
communicated with on one panel so you could go through like the
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people that were online, it would pop up all their profile
pictures right on the main page.It didn't have a bunch of
Facebook bullshit where people posting all their shit.
You know, I get sick of people. Staying off that.
Part of it, but I don't get stupid.
People post politics. People post, you know, view
weekend. Yeah, this is not BDSM.
This is like shut the fuck up. This is Facebook.
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I hate that shit. But anyway, collar me was the
shit. And then apparently there was 2
separate people that were friends or or lovers.
I don't know what the fuck. But anyway, they split so they
had to take the name Collar me away and they turned it into
collar space. Well, collar space to me it's
just like, you know, it's that'skind of like doomed from the get
go because Myspace is from the fucking 90s.
(22:39):
No one's going to think to go like, oh, collar space.
No, fucking call it something original.
Maybe they're thinking of like asubspace, you know, but.
It's not just for Subs. But I'm just saying, well, you
can have Doms, but you know, just getting in the head, maybe
that's where the space part camein, but.
Collar and leash I have. Something propensity to believe
you're probably correct they're like yeah yeah, Facebook you
know my. Whips unchanged.
(23:00):
Yeah, but anyway, they there's still people that use it, just
not as many people obviously as as fat.
But you know, fat is not that user friendly.
And then. Not especially when you're
trying to look for certain usersif you don't have the exact.
Thing correct? Yes.
Nope, ain't gonna happen. Stupid.
And then you can't find people if you don't have the correct
spelling. You have to go in groups.
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And then there's so many fuckinggroups.
It's like they need to limit howmany groups there are.
You know, here, city, city groups, boom, boom.
You know something? I don't know, It sucks.
And then when you look at the group activity, it'll be like
the Last Post was from like 6 years ago.
Yes, that's stupid shit. Delete that shit after five
years or three years. Anyway, we go off on a tangent.
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OK, foot session that look like my nephew.
OK, this is not the guy you're dating.
Not that nephew. This is one of my younger
nephews. Years ago, my nephew at the time
was probably 16, and he would stay with me during the summer.
I met my old dungeon and this kid walks in.
He's like 20, like young. And he's a little chubbier than
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my nephew, and he's got like more of a round face and he's
shorter. So I'm like, Oh my God, you look
so much like my nephew. It was frightening.
And I'm like, I don't know if I could do this session.
I've never said that. Never.
But I was like, oh God, OK, I just got to cover his face.
I cover his face. I'm not going to think about it.
But then you do the session. He doesn't want to be
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blindfolded. He wants to look at me.
You know, you can't put a mask on him because again, he wants
to fucking see. I know, but he wants to.
I know. But it was his first session.
I felt bad for him, but then he ultimately just wanted a foot
job. So I'm like, Oh my God.
So I sat in my chair. He laid on the floor and I'm
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fondling his very large Dick with my feet.
I got pictures on fat from yearsago.
But he was just like, Oh yeah, Mistress.
I love it so much, mistress. And I was like, you know, I'm
looking down at him. I'm like, Oh my God.
And it's not my nephew. That's not my nephew, but I've
never felt like that before was my point.
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So shit gets weird very, very quickly.
Oh, it's weird regardless. It is weirder when somebody
comes in, they look like family.Yeah.
It's fucking weird. It really is fucking weird.
And I will tell you, one of my associates who my childhood
friend, we, we worked together in the dungeon for years.
She knew a lot of people. She's native to the city.
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She's lived here all of her life.
Well, on her side job. She was working for a
construction crew. Like she was a mean bitch.
And one of the contractors came in the dungeon one day.
She was always so paranoid. She's like, Mia, somebody's
going to walk in one day and I'mgoing to know them.
And sure enough, she was hiding behind the black curtains.
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This guy walks in and he noticedI had a yard sign promoting the
actual company that she worked for.
And he's like, hey, you know that that company sign that you
have out there? I said, oh, yeah, they were
just, you know, coming around and putting them around in the
neighborhood. And he's like, oh, yeah.
Because I was concerned when I saw that because I thought, oh,
God, maybe they live here, but Iknow that.
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And I was like, oh, oh, shit. So the whole time she's standing
behind the curtain and I'm doingthe scene for an hour with this
guy. How fucking weird is that?
One more weird thing and then Liv's going to talk about
another foot fetish. But weird as shit.
Reminds me, in summertime, I hadthis Tele evangelist came
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through to the to my old dungeonand I recognized him.
I'd seen him on TV and he came in and I was like, Oh my God,
you're the preacher. And he's like, yeah, no, no, I'm
really not. And I'm like, look, your secret
is safe. It's OK, there's no judgement.
And he's like, look, I'm just here camping with my family.
Please don't tell anybody. And I'm like, I'm not going to
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tell anybody. He wanted to be cross dressed.
I mean, I'm not going to come down on anybody for that.
But the. Most innocent them and all the
ones that are like Abd, LS and cross roasters, they're really
just innocent. They're.
Innocent. They're like sweet little
people. Yeah, some of them are.
Like George Lopez. With a wig on, but.
You know you stick through it. But it just made me think about
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summertime and and then that kid, the the whole thing, how he
looked like my nephew and then that evangelist, I was like, oh
God. But anyway, PO, you want to talk
to Liv about the foot box guy? Have you seen the foot box guy?
I have not. Have you ever heard the story
that to? You trap your Dick in the box.
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What box? It's the box you stand on.
That's the okay. You asked me about.
It last week that's I want to make sure we were in the same
you. Trap your Dick and balls in it.
It stays up and you lay underneath it and then I step on
your Dick or give you a foot jobwhile it's trapped in there.
Option 2. How about this?
How about you get an option? How about because you you'll lay
under the box, you'll put a pillow under your butt.
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OK, so you're elevated up. How about she put your Dick and
balls right there in the box andthen she just electrocutes you?
Let's do it. And then she can use the
sounding rods too on you at the same time.
I'm gonna try everything. The only thing is is if you
twitch your Dick falls off. So.
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Well, I I don't want that. Well, be careful.
I'm rather attached to it these days.
Well. Liv, you could just sit on the
box too. You could sit on the box and
there's his Dick of balls and you could just fucking ZAP them.
And then like if he says the wrong thing, you slap it, flick
it, flick it. Rubber Bandit.
Oh God, her and the fucking rubber bands.
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Holy. I like the rubber bands.
She's definitely a skill with her veins.
So do you remember the foot box guy that when you came?
In he's got vitiligo on his Dickyeah big old black man yeah
comes in and he just wanted me to wear different shoes and
stand on the box while he videoed my feet and kind of
slightly step on his Dick while it's soft, you know, squish.
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Squish, squish, squish. OK, you know, And then I take
off my shoes and then I hold on to a rope so I'm not putting all
my pressure on his Dick and literally rub my feet.
OK to. Get them off.
All right, I'm sorry. In my head I was thinking like
stomping and I'm like. No, he didn't like that.
It was. It was lightly done.
Not that I don't think that somepeople like.
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No, some people. And that's the reason why he.
Didn't he didn't do that, but heactually made that box as well.
Oh, OK. He was the one that made it and
I first time I forgot to use it.So he showed me how to attach
everything and he got himself init, which is really cool because
I was like oh I have a person who made it is showing me how to
use it. That's cool.
You know, he's a handsome man and he's very sweet.
He has this very soft spoken demeanor.
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So he's just, he's very nice. He's very nice man.
I've known him for 10 plus years.
But he was at a party one time and I caught him looking at this
woman. And this woman was very petite,
had a very small stature. She was probably maybe 5253, and
she was sitting on this couch and she was talking to another
friend. And so foot box guy was standing
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like 10 feet away and just kind of like, kind of like catching
glimpses of her sitting there because she was barefoot and she
had her shoes off in front of her.
So I knew she wasn't like walking around barefoot or
anything. And he kept looking.
And I said, hey, I said, you want to you want to meet her.
And she's like, he's like, yeah,yeah, I really do.
But I didn't want to, like, approach her and seem like a
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weirdo, right? It's OK, she's one of my
friends. I'll introduce you.
So I took him over and I said, hey, Celia, we'll just call her
Celia. Is that a better name?
Liv, I like Celia too. Celia's good.
You like that, OK, I said. Hilda or Beatrice?
Yeah. German OK, don't cut.
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Your fruit. It's Gertie.
Kind of like your grandma panties, I know.
And we're going to call you Gertie when you wear them.
What she's going to show them. Yeah.
We had a guy that commented on the podcast.
They're wrinkly and. My mom wears that same brand,
FI. It's a Walmart brand.
Yeah, my mom wears this. She Gertie.
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Yeah, that's funny. I was going to say something
else I forgot, but anyways, I introduced him to my friend
Celia and I was like, Celia, I said you have beautiful feet.
I said, can I, can I see your feet for a moment?
I said, can I have your foot? And she's like, of course, you
know her feet. She only had a size 5 feet so I
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mean. Teeny tiny.
Teeny tiny feet. Adorable, you know, And she's
like 2829 years old. Anyway, I said.
I looked at my friend, the foot box guy, let's call him Dan.
I said, hey Dan, look at this. And I put her foot up to my
mouth and fucking deep throated her foot like all sensual.
I'm like, you know, sucked it all in and Dan's like.
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But anyway, when I had her foot in my mouth, he about creamed
himself. That is kind of hot.
He doesn't like anything. He's just a foot guy.
He doesn't want anything else todo about any other part of you.
OK, so it was basically like shewas fucking that girl right in
front of him. Right.
So yeah. Top I could see you know where
that would, you know, motivate certain parts of your brain and
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your body. So then I asked her, I said,
Sue, you can he go ahead and just rub your feet for you?
And she says, oh, God, yes, please.
So he kneeled in front of her and just started rubbing her
feet. And he was loving every second
of it. So yeah, it's interesting, the
erogenous stones of what we findin our bodies and what we enjoy,
right? I like my toes licked.
Oh yeah, definitely. Oh shit.
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No sexual gestures. This is why we need a camera.
Oh, I remember about the panty thing, the granny panty.
What was so funny? This guy commented on the
podcast and he said, hey Mr. Smee, I just found your podcast.
I love it. But tell me this, do you all
wear panties when you do the show?
I'm over here wearing granny panties.
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Yeah, live wearing granny panties.
I don't wear panties. So we're we're good.
Yeah, I rarely wear panties. I've got sexy panties.
I do not own granny panties. She looked up and down at me
like. I do not.
No, Granny, they're so comparable.
Yeah, no. Not as comfortable.
I feel sexier in them. I I will wear uncomfortable
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panties. I will not wear granny panties.
No, thank you. I feel sexy in my granny
panties. OK.
And I sell. My granny panties as well.
I'm about to say, if somebody wants to buy panties that I've
worn, I will even wear panties. It's not my thing, but you know.
Well, before you walked in, I was taking pictures of the
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clothes that I have for my pantyboy, so I'm going to send those
to him as an enticement that he needs to come get his pink panty
on. Says Liv.
Get your panties on. Get your panties on.
Come on, come on, come on. Get your panties on.
Yeah, come on. Get your freak on song you.
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Did not change the panties has two syllables.
Try to fit it in somehow. I've had that problem before.
All right, ladies and gentlemen,are we ready to in this?
We are all. Right.
Are you ready PO? Let's do it.
This has been the ladies first for those Slayer.
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I can't say the Slayer my line. I don't.
Know it. Why don't you do it?
Why don't you say it? And you'll be so close.
OK. All right.
That's where that's. Where I thought you were going
with that? Do you remember what I say?
This has been the latest episodeof.
Call me Mistress Liv. Oh.
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My God, some. People.
Be like, find me something sexy,All right, kiss bye.
See you next time.
Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me Madeline.
Good morning. And over in the left corner I've
got Mr. PO. Greetings from the Manor.
All right, kids. So today, do you like violence?
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You know, walk in on one of my sessions speaking British with
Mandy Candy. She's like, oh, we're on the
British because she listens to the podcast.
And she thought it was so funny that I walked in like, hello.
And this is the type of session we're going to have.
Huh. Well, Mandy said she misses us.
I know she looks forward to seeing us and you will be seeing
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her very soon, just two days away.
We love you, Mandy. She's a good one.
She's great. Sexy fucking ass.
You know, I have just become an ass addict.
I have always loved ass but you know.
I'm not an advocate for all ass so you know.
You're an advocate for ass. No, not all ass.
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Oh. Fuck no, it's gonna be perfect.
It's gonna be a good ass. It's gonna be a little butt, you
know, Chewbacca shoved in the butt crack.
You know, like what that white chick girl say.
Whatever. If you open it up, yeah.
Make some noise. I know some of me like feel like
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Velcro pulls. Apart.
Gross. Interesting.
Very, very interesting. We are sick individuals.
Yeah, I like the bubble butt. Yeah, yes, a jiggly bubble butt,
yes. Oh yeah, girl, we're gonna have
a second jiggly bubble butt. It's the same one.
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Oh yeah, but he's coming again. He's coming again, and he will
come. Again and again and again.
And. Again and again, you lucky
bubble butt you. Yes, he messaged me yesterday
and he's like, I hope you have awonderful day.
I'm like, oh, you too. I am looking forward to that
session. For real.
That was going to be a good one.Yeah, he's, he's very, very
special. Which?
One are we talking about? We're talking about our slave
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that wants to commit to live andI.
Hold the soft baby butt. Yeah, OK, OK.
He's got a :) on his butt. OK, Yep, I'm back with you.
So. Bubble butt bubble, bubble,
bubble. Butt bubble butt What?
What? Impose what?
Not in your butt. You got a nice cream butt.
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I try. Never say something.
But we were taking this don't tell me anything, but when we're
taking pictures here, we tell her I.
Would say something to you if you had a hairy ass.
Oh, you, you would say somethingto me if I had a hairy ass.
Yeah, I'd be like. Well, yeah, I don't want.
To look at it. I would expect you to.
I would. Yeah, not like a degrading way
of like a hey, you want to make it a little bit more pleasant
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for me? I spent a lot of time back
there, you know, manscaping and it takes some practice to not
nip the the three, you know, the.
Grundle, yeah. The the grundle.
Not even the grundle. Like you asshole.
Like when you go on. The wrinkly.
Stuff. Yeah, it tries to.
Yeah, I'm just saying I. Spread sound.
Oh yeah. And things get sucked in.
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You gotta be careful. Well, you know what we'll do
next summer? All three of us will go get
laser hair removal on our on ourbooties and we'll get them
bleached. I'm, I'm all about it.
I feel like why do we? Have to wait till summer.
Well, because that's one post free.
We don't, you know, doing it during the week spring break.
And fall break. OK, we can do that.
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Go get your next break. I'm just saying in generalized
conversation. Do you want it bleached?
You cool with that? You want a nice pink little
hole? Yeah, who doesn't?
OK. We have to look that up and see
how painful that is. I don't care.
I know you like pain. Pain.
No, no, I'm saying like it's, it's a temporary thing for a
long term effect, OK. I'm with you though, we might do
some research on that way. Some research on that Poe.
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Please yellow. Yeah, that's the thing.
Yeah, Yellow. I don't know.
I don't know if I won't even live through that once.
Let me tell you, I've had laser done all on different parts of
my face, a Mexican. And even like the black, the
light hair that has come through, like the Peach fuzz, I
don't like it. And so I've gone in, I've had it
lasered. Well, if it's not dark enough,
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then they have to do the electrolysis.
They have to literally pull it from the root.
I can do that. I tweeze mine for fun.
OK, but when you tweeze it is one thing, but when you do the
electrolysis part it, it zaps you so hard.
You can feel it in your jaw and your teeth if it if it hits the
wrong way. So when I had that laser done,
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they asked me the last time I went in, they're like, do you
have autoimmune issues? And I said I do.
And she says, yeah. She said the laser is not
hitting your skin. It's actually burning your skin
now. So you have to wait until you're
not in a flare up to come back. How do you know when you're in a
flare up? Well it's usually because like
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my face will be extra pink and flush.
So you have signs? Oh yeah, I have signs, you know,
swelling of your joints, different things like that that
are more obvious. But you know, at the time I was
like, oh, maybe it's not a flareup.
You don't want to think it's a flare up, right?
So it's like just go ahead and do it.
So that's when I went back in and she's like, no, it's really
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just burning your face. And I think I have like 2 more
treatments to do, but I still have just like one or two little
hairs, you know, that'll come. But electrolysis is a
motherfucker. The laser, you know, it'll start
off and it takes just a few minutes.
You know, you go in there, she'll put gel on your face and
it's just like, shoot, you'll have the sunglasses on and it'll
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go zip, ZAP, ZAP, ZAP. And then you can hear and smell.
Your hair burning? Your hair burning and sizzling.
You. Know whenever I get waxed down
there all the blood flow gets pulled to that area.
Yeah, you like? It I like it at the end it's all
numb and tingly and swollen so Ijust want to masturbate or have
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sex. Okay, I'm going to tell you a
story. I know you love that pain on
your vagina. I love it you pussy pain slut.
I love it. But my good friend, she's
single, she's went through 2 badmarriages and I've known her for
almost 7 years now and let me tell you, she knows how to pick
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shitty fucking men. Because every time we've got
together in a situation I'll saylet's call her Hilda.
OK, let's just call her Hilda. I'd hate to.
Say my ugly name, OK? Come up with another name.
Hillary. No.
Then I think of Hillary Clinton.I'm thinking.
Hillary does. She's hot.
Oh my gosh. And then I think Hillary, that's
the name of her plumber. Let's go with Veronica.
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Veronica. Thank you Veronica.
Sexy. Sultry, Sexy.
Love it. OK, so my friend Veronica, I
love it. Veronica has a terrible picker
in men, bottom line. And when she and I were talking,
she was just like, so that guy you introduced me to, his name
was David. So David used to come to the
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dungeon and it was really funny because you know what, You all
could appreciate this. I know Liv could as a woman, but
cosmetics are very expensive andhis wife was like a top tier
seller of Mary Kay products. So he was bringing me in a ton
of Mary Kay products in exchangefor a session and I was like
(07:39):
fuck yes. I'm like give me the toner, the
buffer, give me this shit. I want the foundation.
Bartering system here. Yes, I'm like fear complexion.
Boom. Anyway, he brought in all this
good shit. It was fabulous.
But on this note, I said to her,I said, yeah, you know, I've got
this guy. He's a really nice guy.
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He's retired, he used to be a pilot, really nice guy.
I said you'll like him and I told him.
I said hey, you're divorced now you're starting to date.
Let me help you and I'll set youup with my friend.
He's like oh that sounds great, blah blah blah.
All right, so here's the kicker.I don't hear from them for like
3 days after their supposed date.
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OK? Now Veronica is always getting
waxed. She's getting her bikini waxed
once a month. OK.
And so she thought it would be cool that this guy David, go and
meet her to get waxed. And I was like, hold on.
What? Waxing date.
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A waxing date. But here's the catch.
They didn't go into separate rooms.
They did not go to separate rooms.
Instead, they went in the same room.
And he watched her get waxed first.
I said, Veronica, baby, honey, honey, baby, listen to me.
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Men love sausage, right? They love sausage.
Good sausage, Italian sausage, Bratwurst, breakfast sausage,
you name it. I pose looking at me.
Like where the fuck is this going?
You're saying men love sausage and I'm going I like tacos.
Hear me out, motherfuckers. I'm with you.
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Hear me out, okay, sausage, you have to get, you have to ground
it, you have to mix it, blend it, toss it up and then you
stick it into a fucking intestinal sleeve, right?
It's true. Well, guess what women have to
do? Women have to get dressed, get
pretty, fix it all up and then they have to squeeze themselves
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into their fucking tight panties, a nice ass bra and
pretty ass clothes, right? And I told her, Veronica,
nobody, no man, they left sausage.
But they don't want to fucking see that sausage prepared.
They don't want to see the pig slaughtered.
They don't want to see it blended up and ground up and
seasoned in big old vats. They don't want to see that
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shit, just like David did not want to see you at the fucking
wax place with your pussy spreadfucking hairy.
All of that shit still hanging out from three weeks prior of
you not getting your trim up. OK, so when David went in there
and he saw it, it fucking scaredthe fuck out of him.
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Jesus, what does it look like? Well, you know they're in their
50s when you're in your 50s. When you're in your 50s, you
start getting Gray pubic hair. You start getting thinning pubic
hair. That sounds nice.
I'm so glad for you. Honestly, I.
Got thick black hair I don't want I want to be thinner and
get lighter hair I'm. Cool with that, but I don't want
Gray pubic hair. Why does it make it look gross?
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Who wants fucking? Well, you like old men and you
like old men. Patchy white fur and Facey
facial. Anyway, he's like, he's like
Mia. I will never go to a wax salon
and watch some woman get her pussy waxed, he said.
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That was the grossest shit I ever had to watch.
He thought it was gross. He thought it was gross.
But I bet if we look at like thekink list, I bet there's a kink
for watching. Oh yeah.
There's there. Look it up there you could.
Look it up, there's not only theporn, but you could look at
that. I had a guy actually message me,
he's on my phone and he asked me.
He said, hey, do you all do waxing?
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I said yeah, we do wax torture. Liv's got a full on wax set and
she could do it. And he's like, oh, OK, well now
I know I can schedule with you. I said yes you can but anyway I
love Veronica but that I told her I said don't ever fucking do
that on your first date. What, like what the fuck are you
thinking, girlfriend? Yeah, that's a weird first date.
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That's weird. Like they just met.
They just met. Don't go into.
Can you imagine a small little wax room?
I mean seriously, you know how small those little salons are in
the little salon rooms? Like oh come on back here,
here's the wax. OK, I'm going to put it all over
your hair, pussy. Then I'm going to rip your
fucking hair out. Yeah, Nobody wants to see that.
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They don't want to see you spread your labia and get all
that hair up out of your asshole.
Nobody. It's not very flattering for.
Them that is not flattering and then you're laying there.
She's probably got her titty flop in her face.
Like that's not sexy. Stick with like the couple's
massage next time, you know, just and.
If you're going to do that, don't be in the fucking same
room like. Serious wax, you don't want to
(12:39):
be moaning, but can't you be in the same?
Room when they're getting waxed.Oh, I'm thinking of massage.
I don't know, I'm saying if you're going to get a massage,
like post that, get a massage. But if you want wax, go and get
your wax done first in a separate room.
Meet up with them. Be like, Oh yeah, look at my
hairless pussy. Hey, you know, don't be like,
oh, you want to go in there, watch it all go bye bye as they
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RIP it out of my vagina. Fuck that.
God bless. Anyway, that's what do you need
to talk about on this episode. I've waxed people like a girls
but. I'm sure the girl you were
fucking, yeah. I tried but.
No, I'm sorry. I didn't even see her vagina and
I was down there. She kept it covered.
Well, you know, Mr. Griswold came over one day because he
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wanted his back waxed. And I was like, yeah, you know,
I got the waxing stuff, we can do it.
And I did it for him. And it just was sticky, messy.
And he, he just couldn't take the pain.
I mean it. He has a lot of fucking back
hair. So now I think Ellen just kind
of shaves it off for him. I shaved mine my boyfriend.
It's not mine. I.
Was going to say your back hair,but we got back.
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We know you can't have back hair.
All right, because I keep it short.
Live Tell our audience about your session yesterday and how
odd that little man was. Well, at first I thought he was
gay, but he kept saying he was married.
But then I didn't see a ring. I was like, where's your ring?
It hurts. OK, let me move on if I want.
It's my boob. I I'm not, I was looking at you
(14:07):
for the subject. My brow's not really on.
He said he was in defeat, or youtold me he was in defeat.
Mine jiggle Morning. Well OK, so so I did the intro
with him, the introduction. I sat there with him.
He said that he likes stinky feet and I would.
Be in the shower. With a little dirt on his feet.
Yeah. You went and got in the shower
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like 10 minutes before he's supposed to be here.
I didn't. I was supposed to be 1 stinky
feet. I was going to rub my feet, make
him soft. I was going to use that thing.
And I told Paul, I said, are youtelling me your Dom is up there
in the shower? He's like, I plead the 5th.
I can't tell in my Dom. I'm like you pussy, Is she in?
The fucking. Shower.
Why would I take not take a shower though?
Well, because he likes feet. He likes stinky feet.
(14:50):
We never. Get anybody I didn't know his
stinky. Feet when they say feet though.
We've never gotten a guy that half the time he doesn't want
fucking stench on your feet. We've got guys that just want to
lick and suck your toes and never really about.
I only have one stinky feet guy and he kept I come in and he
said, well, your hair was wet. So I thought there was a
miscommunication. Yes, there was.
(15:11):
But I get I did a lot of electrical play with him,
wrapped him with the rope, use the rope as my conductor and it
like like would light up green, It would light about maybe like
this much he'd be like of sparking.
It's awesome. It was cool.
I don't know how much of his body was affected when I was
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doing it, but I could see the lines.
But it was pretty cool. So me, whenever we were trying
out, the rope is very rough. Yeah, you know, scratchy.
So as you intensify the electricity it the rope just
felt like it got more and more scratchy.
So it was. Does it affect the whole?
Rope. Yeah, the whole, I mean the
whole rope has copper. But thing does it affect Like
(15:54):
when I hit one part of the rope does it affect the?
Whole rope. As far as I mean, as far as
what, what was around me, all ofit.
OK, we're gonna try that again, OK, But he was, I was getting, I
was had him laid on the ground. I was zapping him anytime he
twitched 'cause he was twitchinga lot.
So like got a little bitch, madehim ZAP again and of course
twitch again. And I shoved my feet in his face
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and then wrap the leash around my leg to hold his face to my
foot. But then he was like halfway
through. He's like, do you think we can
walk around outside and kind of get your feet dirty?
So I would make him crawl outside into the dirt and told
him to bathe my feet in the dirt.
Now, I think this is where we had a little bit of
miscommunication because he did not bathe my feet in the dirt.
He licked my feet while they were in the dirt.
(16:36):
So like, no, this is not how we're going to do this.
So I put my feet in like some really leafy black dirt, OK,
where my toes were all dirty bombs, my feet were all dirty.
And I tell him, all right, cleanmy pretty blue toes where I can
see my nail Polish again. And he did.
It, it looked from the heel of my foot to my toes, sucked my
(16:57):
toes and he kept spitting out the dirt.
And every time he did it, I was like, God, you don't even know
how to handle it. That was like kind of gagging
because when he did it, his mouth was full of like it was
all over his face, all over his shoulders.
He looked like he'd been munching on poop.
But there ain't no chocolate pudding, no.
But then I, you know, since my foot was already wet from him
licking on my toes, I would shove it back into the dirt and
(17:17):
put it back into his mouth. Then it became mud and he kept
doing it. I told him Jack his Dick.
He was jacking his Dick. His Dick was hard.
He liked it. But then at the very end he was
like, you know, I'm really just more into the smell.
And I'm like, bitch, he's like, maybe next time you'd be a
little bit more prepared. But yet he's hard, you know.
Oh. No, he liked it.
He liked. He's enjoying the exactly
(17:39):
exchange part of it. Yeah, making him do this nasty
task and he did it. But whenever we were done, he
was telling me about it. His teeth was curded dirt, his
tongue was brown. It was horrible.
Guys. And you did that to him.
Who am I? I don't fave them in pubes at
all. And Pope, for the record, when I
(18:02):
did the introduction with him before Liv came down, I even
asked him. I said, hey, we have a mail Dom
here as well if you want someonejust to watch or anything like
that. He's like, no, I'm good, I'm
good. He got scared.
But that's the thing I think they get things get too real
just like that. It got too real.
He was coming up to the climax, you know, Christian doing in
(18:22):
your in your session. And that's when I was like,
maybe that's just a bit too much.
He did it for a while. Yeah, I know.
We saw you go out there. We were like waiting and we're
like looking. We're like, oh God, Co and I, if
we got a better angle from a different window, we'd be like,
yeah, we were golden. You know, like look at this
(18:43):
pole. Look at.
That it was fun to watch and. He's like, oh, she's sitting on
the stump. I'm like he was.
Holding my foot so high that I almost fell back.
He he was new. So PO and I were, were very just
consciously aware that he's new.We didn't know what he was going
to do. We didn't know him as an
individual. So I felt completely safe with
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him. I knew I could beat him up.
Yes, yes. In fact, when I left you with
him, I thought, Oh yeah, he's a pussy.
He's such a little pussy. But you were like, yeah, you got
those cute little man hips and I'm like, yeah, you got those
bare feet. You know, like the bear claws.
Yeah, his his torso was exception long and then his hips
didn't really start until like your thigh and they would get
(19:26):
really wide. So made his torso look even
longer. It was like square but you know,
like a good sized Dick. I was very surprised.
Oh, I could. Yeah.
I saw the Dick. Yeah, I said it was nice.
And it was like throbbing when he was sucking on my dirty toes.
Too big. But you know, it's interesting
too. He had like really black fucking
pubic hair. We never really see really black
(19:47):
fucking pubic hair either. Yeah, usually we see grey
because the old men. Great.
Or light brown? Yeah, OK.
With guys with light brown. Hair all the time here.
Yeah, I hear you. But you don't want that one.
It's a solid color like that. I didn't.
I know it was. Sexy he.
Had some sexy little thing and sexy.
But I did think about whenever you told PO to grow his hair.
So I was like huh? I wonder if this is what it
(20:08):
looked like? I have no idea what your hair
would look like, but. What does your pubic hair look
like? Is it?
All black. Long and voluptuous, voluptuous
you. Better make sure it's not
voluptuous. So OK, we need, we need to give
some context here. As Liv was saying, I said to PO,
we were taking pictures in the dungeon the other day and we're
(20:30):
doing pictures for him, for Master Viper, so people know
that he is the actual real person because Fetlife is
stupid. You know they want you to that
verification. It's all this fucking bullshit
bullshit, period. And honestly I think it's a
violation of privacy. Like if people want to go on
there and catfish other people then you're fucking stupid that
you got catfished. I was good with whenever I like.
(20:51):
I verified myself as like a person with my sub fetlife.
It just made me write the date on a piece of paper.
Hold that up on my face, but when you get.
Into that for me. But when you get into having to
actually put like your driver's license.
That's it's too personal, that'sfucked up.
You know, if they ever get hacked now my information's all
out there, yeah. That's bullshit.
No, they didn't do that for you,Liv, because you and I have
(21:12):
refused to be verified. Like you can go on there and opt
to be verified. I refused to do that.
I see I didn't opt to be verified.
It said that some people reported my account as being a
fake and that I. And they?
Locked my No it literally locked.
But nobody's gonna do that. I know what.
They said it's not true but theylocked my account.
I couldn't get into it and they said the only way they'd unlock
(21:33):
it is if I verified. That's what it is.
Yeah, that life has has a lot ofgood, you know, positive things
to it. Hmm, I mean, but overall, back
in the day there used to be collar me.
Hmm, And that's How I Met my husband.
Hmm collar me. I love it was more user
friendly. It had a list of everyone you
communicated with on one panel so you could go through like the
(21:54):
people that were online, it would pop up all their profile
pictures right on the main page.It didn't have a bunch of
Facebook bullshit where people posting all their shit.
You know, I get sick of people. Staying off that.
Part of it, but I don't get stupid.
People post politics. People post, you know, view
weekend. Yeah, this is not BDSM.
This is like shut the fuck up. This is Facebook.
(22:16):
I hate that shit. But anyway, collar me was the
shit. And then apparently there was 2
separate people that were friends or or lovers.
I don't know what the fuck. But anyway, they split so they
had to take the name Collar me away and they turned it into
collar space. Well, collar space to me it's
just like, you know, it's that'skind of like doomed from the get
go because Myspace is from the fucking 90s.
(22:39):
No one's going to think to go like, oh, collar space.
No, fucking call it something original.
Maybe they're thinking of like asubspace, you know, but.
It's not just for Subs. But I'm just saying, well, you
can have Doms, but you know, just getting in the head, maybe
that's where the space part camein, but.
Collar and leash I have. Something propensity to believe
you're probably correct they're like yeah yeah, Facebook you
know my. Whips unchanged.
(23:00):
Yeah, but anyway, they there's still people that use it, just
not as many people obviously as as fat.
But you know, fat is not that user friendly.
And then. Not especially when you're
trying to look for certain usersif you don't have the exact.
Thing correct? Yes.
Nope, ain't gonna happen. Stupid.
And then you can't find people if you don't have the correct
spelling. You have to go in groups.
(23:20):
And then there's so many fuckinggroups.
It's like they need to limit howmany groups there are.
You know, here, city, city groups, boom, boom.
You know something? I don't know, It sucks.
And then when you look at the group activity, it'll be like
the Last Post was from like 6 years ago.
Yes, that's stupid shit. Delete that shit after five
years or three years. Anyway, we go off on a tangent.
(23:41):
OK, foot session that look like my nephew.
OK, this is not the guy you're dating.
Not that nephew. This is one of my younger
nephews. Years ago, my nephew at the time
was probably 16, and he would stay with me during the summer.
I met my old dungeon and this kid walks in.
He's like 20, like young. And he's a little chubbier than
(24:01):
my nephew, and he's got like more of a round face and he's
shorter. So I'm like, Oh my God, you look
so much like my nephew. It was frightening.
And I'm like, I don't know if I could do this session.
I've never said that. Never.
But I was like, oh God, OK, I just got to cover his face.
I cover his face. I'm not going to think about it.
But then you do the session. He doesn't want to be
(24:24):
blindfolded. He wants to look at me.
You know, you can't put a mask on him because again, he wants
to fucking see. I know, but he wants to.
I know. But it was his first session.
I felt bad for him, but then he ultimately just wanted a foot
job. So I'm like, Oh my God.
So I sat in my chair. He laid on the floor and I'm
(24:45):
fondling his very large Dick with my feet.
I got pictures on fat from yearsago.
But he was just like, Oh yeah, Mistress.
I love it so much, mistress. And I was like, you know, I'm
looking down at him. I'm like, Oh my God.
And it's not my nephew. That's not my nephew, but I've
never felt like that before was my point.
(25:06):
So shit gets weird very, very quickly.
Oh, it's weird regardless. It is weirder when somebody
comes in, they look like family.Yeah.
It's fucking weird. It really is fucking weird.
And I will tell you, one of my associates who my childhood
friend, we, we worked together in the dungeon for years.
She knew a lot of people. She's native to the city.
(25:27):
She's lived here all of her life.
Well, on her side job. She was working for a
construction crew. Like she was a mean bitch.
And one of the contractors came in the dungeon one day.
She was always so paranoid. She's like, Mia, somebody's
going to walk in one day and I'mgoing to know them.
And sure enough, she was hiding behind the black curtains.
(25:50):
This guy walks in and he noticedI had a yard sign promoting the
actual company that she worked for.
And he's like, hey, you know that that company sign that you
have out there? I said, oh, yeah, they were
just, you know, coming around and putting them around in the
neighborhood. And he's like, oh, yeah.
Because I was concerned when I saw that because I thought, oh,
God, maybe they live here, but Iknow that.
(26:10):
And I was like, oh, oh, shit. So the whole time she's standing
behind the curtain and I'm doingthe scene for an hour with this
guy. How fucking weird is that?
One more weird thing and then Liv's going to talk about
another foot fetish. But weird as shit.
Reminds me, in summertime, I hadthis Tele evangelist came
(26:31):
through to the to my old dungeonand I recognized him.
I'd seen him on TV and he came in and I was like, Oh my God,
you're the preacher. And he's like, yeah, no, no, I'm
really not. And I'm like, look, your secret
is safe. It's OK, there's no judgement.
And he's like, look, I'm just here camping with my family.
Please don't tell anybody. And I'm like, I'm not going to
(26:53):
tell anybody. He wanted to be cross dressed.
I mean, I'm not going to come down on anybody for that.
But the. Most innocent them and all the
ones that are like Abd, LS and cross roasters, they're really
just innocent. They're.
Innocent. They're like sweet little
people. Yeah, some of them are.
Like George Lopez. With a wig on, but.
You know you stick through it. But it just made me think about
(27:14):
summertime and and then that kid, the the whole thing, how he
looked like my nephew and then that evangelist, I was like, oh
God. But anyway, PO, you want to talk
to Liv about the foot box guy? Have you seen the foot box guy?
I have not. Have you ever heard the story
that to? You trap your Dick in the box.
(27:37):
What box? It's the box you stand on.
That's the okay. You asked me about.
It last week that's I want to make sure we were in the same
you. Trap your Dick and balls in it.
It stays up and you lay underneath it and then I step on
your Dick or give you a foot jobwhile it's trapped in there.
Option 2. How about this?
How about you get an option? How about because you you'll lay
under the box, you'll put a pillow under your butt.
(28:00):
OK, so you're elevated up. How about she put your Dick and
balls right there in the box andthen she just electrocutes you?
Let's do it. And then she can use the
sounding rods too on you at the same time.
I'm gonna try everything. The only thing is is if you
twitch your Dick falls off. So.
(28:22):
Well, I I don't want that. Well, be careful.
I'm rather attached to it these days.
Well. Liv, you could just sit on the
box too. You could sit on the box and
there's his Dick of balls and you could just fucking ZAP them.
And then like if he says the wrong thing, you slap it, flick
it, flick it. Rubber Bandit.
Oh God, her and the fucking rubber bands.
(28:43):
Holy. I like the rubber bands.
She's definitely a skill with her veins.
So do you remember the foot box guy that when you came?
In he's got vitiligo on his Dickyeah big old black man yeah
comes in and he just wanted me to wear different shoes and
stand on the box while he videoed my feet and kind of
slightly step on his Dick while it's soft, you know, squish.
(29:05):
Squish, squish, squish. OK, you know, And then I take
off my shoes and then I hold on to a rope so I'm not putting all
my pressure on his Dick and literally rub my feet.
OK to. Get them off.
All right, I'm sorry. In my head I was thinking like
stomping and I'm like. No, he didn't like that.
It was. It was lightly done.
Not that I don't think that somepeople like.
(29:26):
No, some people. And that's the reason why he.
Didn't he didn't do that, but heactually made that box as well.
Oh, OK. He was the one that made it and
I first time I forgot to use it.So he showed me how to attach
everything and he got himself init, which is really cool because
I was like oh I have a person who made it is showing me how to
use it. That's cool.
You know, he's a handsome man and he's very sweet.
He has this very soft spoken demeanor.
(29:47):
So he's just, he's very nice. He's very nice man.
I've known him for 10 plus years.
But he was at a party one time and I caught him looking at this
woman. And this woman was very petite,
had a very small stature. She was probably maybe 5253, and
she was sitting on this couch and she was talking to another
friend. And so foot box guy was standing
(30:10):
like 10 feet away and just kind of like, kind of like catching
glimpses of her sitting there because she was barefoot and she
had her shoes off in front of her.
So I knew she wasn't like walking around barefoot or
anything. And he kept looking.
And I said, hey, I said, you want to you want to meet her.
And she's like, he's like, yeah,yeah, I really do.
But I didn't want to, like, approach her and seem like a
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weirdo, right? It's OK, she's one of my
friends. I'll introduce you.
So I took him over and I said, hey, Celia, we'll just call her
Celia. Is that a better name?
Liv, I like Celia too. Celia's good.
You like that, OK, I said. Hilda or Beatrice?
Yeah. German OK, don't cut.
(30:53):
Your fruit. It's Gertie.
Kind of like your grandma panties, I know.
And we're going to call you Gertie when you wear them.
What she's going to show them. Yeah.
We had a guy that commented on the podcast.
They're wrinkly and. My mom wears that same brand,
FI. It's a Walmart brand.
Yeah, my mom wears this. She Gertie.
(31:16):
Yeah, that's funny. I was going to say something
else I forgot, but anyways, I introduced him to my friend
Celia and I was like, Celia, I said you have beautiful feet.
I said, can I, can I see your feet for a moment?
I said, can I have your foot? And she's like, of course, you
know her feet. She only had a size 5 feet so I
(31:37):
mean. Teeny tiny.
Teeny tiny feet. Adorable, you know, And she's
like 2829 years old. Anyway, I said.
I looked at my friend, the foot box guy, let's call him Dan.
I said, hey Dan, look at this. And I put her foot up to my
mouth and fucking deep throated her foot like all sensual.
I'm like, you know, sucked it all in and Dan's like.
(31:59):
But anyway, when I had her foot in my mouth, he about creamed
himself. That is kind of hot.
He doesn't like anything. He's just a foot guy.
He doesn't want anything else todo about any other part of you.
OK, so it was basically like shewas fucking that girl right in
front of him. Right.
So yeah. Top I could see you know where
that would, you know, motivate certain parts of your brain and
(32:21):
your body. So then I asked her, I said,
Sue, you can he go ahead and just rub your feet for you?
And she says, oh, God, yes, please.
So he kneeled in front of her and just started rubbing her
feet. And he was loving every second
of it. So yeah, it's interesting, the
erogenous stones of what we findin our bodies and what we enjoy,
right? I like my toes licked.
Oh yeah, definitely. Oh shit.
(32:51):
No sexual gestures. This is why we need a camera.
Oh, I remember about the panty thing, the granny panty.
What was so funny? This guy commented on the
podcast and he said, hey Mr. Smee, I just found your podcast.
I love it. But tell me this, do you all
wear panties when you do the show?
I'm over here wearing granny panties.
(33:13):
Yeah, live wearing granny panties.
I don't wear panties. So we're we're good.
Yeah, I rarely wear panties. I've got sexy panties.
I do not own granny panties. She looked up and down at me
like. I do not.
No, Granny, they're so comparable.
Yeah, no. Not as comfortable.
I feel sexier in them. I I will wear uncomfortable
(33:33):
panties. I will not wear granny panties.
No, thank you. I feel sexy in my granny
panties. OK.
And I sell. My granny panties as well.
I'm about to say, if somebody wants to buy panties that I've
worn, I will even wear panties. It's not my thing, but you know.
Well, before you walked in, I was taking pictures of the
(33:54):
clothes that I have for my pantyboy, so I'm going to send those
to him as an enticement that he needs to come get his pink panty
on. Says Liv.
Get your panties on. Get your panties on.
Come on, come on, come on. Get your panties on.
Yeah, come on. Get your freak on song you.
(34:16):
Did not change the panties has two syllables.
Try to fit it in somehow. I've had that problem before.
All right, ladies and gentlemen,are we ready to in this?
We are all. Right.
Are you ready PO? Let's do it.
This has been the ladies first for those Slayer.
(34:43):
I can't say the Slayer my line. I don't.
Know it. Why don't you do it?
Why don't you say it? And you'll be so close.
OK. All right.
That's where that's. Where I thought you were going
with that? Do you remember what I say?
This has been the latest episodeof.
Call me Mistress Liv. Oh.
(35:03):
My God, some. People.
Be like, find me something sexy,All right, kiss bye.
See you next time.
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