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Hi, welcome to the latest episode.
Call me Mistress. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia,
and I've got with. Me, Madam Lev, good morning.
Good morning. Good morning, good morning,
'cause it's a beautiful day. I love it how you go fucking
British every time. Mom used to sing that song.
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Well, she still sings it. She like good morning, good
morning, 'cause it's a beautifulday.
My mom did the same thing and then you just hate it.
Oh, I like it. I think it's.
Too Now till this day when I hear that like I can't stand it,
I'll use it. As torture later.
What's that? I'll use it as torture.
Like the way your mind thinks. All right, I'm going to stop you
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both right there. I can talk that one.
OK? All right, So my mom was never
home. She was working always double
shifts. But when I didn't get out of bed
quick enough, my dad would pour ice water on me.
So. And my stepdad would take a pot
and a spoon and or play get on up, get on up.
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You know, yes, that's brown. Fuck yeah.
I love. Change it.
Say my stepdad would do the vacuum and he would push it up
against the door. Bloom, bloom, bloom with the
vacuum running. I like to be woken up softly,
not abruptly with loud noises. Yeah, it's I I would agree with
that. But yeah, that's, that wasn't
their style. Yeah.
I don't think they try to do it to be mean, but you know.
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Yeah, I don't think they're being mean either.
They're being funny, but it's funny.
Exactly. Yeah, but if you.
Cry about it or say anything they tell you to shut the fuck
up. Or yeah, stop crying.
Or give you something to cry about.
Yeah, I. Was like but you made me cry.
Yeah, my parents didn't say thatat all.
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Well, you have the perfect childhood.
God damn. Oh gosh, no.
Trust me, that was bad times too, I promise you.
So what we're going to do today,we're going to just toss it up
and go on fat life. People can do this all the time
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and they can go on the menu bar and they Scroll down to
fetishes. And I was just telling Poe that
you can refresh it if you don't like what's on that page.
And if you do, what we're going to do is we're each going to go
around the room and pick a fetish or kink and talk about
it. Maybe we have a question about
it. Maybe we've experienced it
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ourselves. Maybe we have a little story
about it. Maybe we don't.
So or maybe we can look at it and like what the fuck?
I got 1. Tell us, Liv, you're first.
Cream pie clean up. Oh my, you would like that,
wouldn't you? You know what?
It made me a little sick, but I had this guy.
It was the first couple I had. His wife had ginormous titties,
and his favorite thing was eating cum out of vagina.
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Now it didn't matter who's come.He just liked it.
Yeah. OK, it's interesting.
How? OK, Why do you think that's
interesting? Would you do that?
No, like I don't even like you. Don't like the taste of your
own? Yeah, like if, if, yeah, if I
just the girl just like sucked me off.
I yeah, I'm not. Do you expect her to keep it in
her mouth or have it in her mouth at all?
Well I expect her to either spitor swallow and then go brush
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your teeth before you try and kiss me.
So you would just be like move your head the way and let it
shoot off behind you. If that's the house you wanted
to do it at that particular moment.
You didn't get. You don't care if it goes in her
mouth or not. No.
OK. Sometimes it's even better if,
you know, you take it out and you put it on a different, you
know. But that's why I like girls who
wear glasses, because I feel like they have the only thing
that make it hotter is if they have like little windshield
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wipers on their glasses. Oh nice.
You know that would be. Awesome.
It's a little hat on top, yeah. Yeah, there you go.
That's what. I'm thinking.
I understand. All right, PO, Do you see
something interesting on that lovely little list?
I see so many interesting thingson here.
I would say about 60% of them I'm going.
I have no idea what those are. Well, call them out.
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What do you think? What do you like?
What it I know how to pronounce some of these see it like what
is? What is that?
Oh, arm binders or angle anus? Ankle Lingus.
OK, now that you say dangling, Ithink I know what that means.
The other one is arm binders. Which is.
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It's it's actually like a thing.We do have one in the dungeon.
It's a red sleeve. And basically you put your arms
behind your back or your arms inthe front, OK, And you put them
down in this one binding piece material and you zip it up and
you tie it up. So then your arms are stuck.
Interesting. Yeah, arm binders.
OK, what about this says crucification play?
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Crucification. Yes, it is exactly crucifixion.
Crucifixion, yes, it's exactly as it is.
Says that they do that in a lot of countries.
They started and continued on doing this in the resurrection
of Christ, how they made him carry the cross.
While in the Philippines they still have people do that.
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They sacrifice themselves to carry a cross.
They put nails in their hands and everything else.
But there's people in the lifestyle who are very hardcore.
And I've had people ask me aboutit.
Hey, do you do the crucification?
God, I never can say it. Yeah.
Yeah, thank you. Down there.
You got me. Go the cursive fiction.
Thank you. Haitian.
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Does that mean like they want their nails in their hands?
Is that to? To feel what that Jesus felt.
I. Don't think so.
As far as the fetish part. There you.
Go I think. They just want to do it.
Could be a fetish. It's a spiritual aspect.
Of it I suppose it. Could turn them on, I don't
know. I don't kink shame.
I'm not, I'm not kink shame. I'm trying to figure out in my
head like if you're though, if you're in a highly religious
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state of mind, how you could also be he stayed at mine at the
same time. I had a couple years ago.
I I could see me doing that. Not me doing that, but saying
being in both aspects at the same time.
OK. Yeah, Yeah.
That's. Interesting.
I had people who and asked me ifI if we'd do it, but they didn't
want the nails in their hands. Now you can, there's certain
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there's a certain spot obviouslyin your hands that would go
perfectly in there, right? And it'd be fine.
But then they wanted it to do itin their wrists.
Which is how it was actually, you know, done, you know, there.
You go and either way I wouldn'twant to do that.
Yeah, Want the wrist? There's that's too dangerous.
That's where all your blood vessels are.
It's literally where the, you know, the circulation there to
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go back up to. Yeah.
You don't want to do it here. No.
If you do it to the middle of the hand, it's eventually going
to RIP through the finger part of it.
So yeah. Yeah.
I don't think there's a dip. Not my cup of tea, but you know
to. Each his own, huh?
To each his own. All right, Liv, do you see
anything that you'd like? Torian porno or fuck?
Yes, I. Feel like you in there like in
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their dresses now, not thinking about the stinkiness of it.
I'm talking about just the dresses and the high tips.
You know that I understand what you're saying that, yes.
Hike up them dresses, take that top hat off and go to town.
You know what I mean? Did you?
Already see on Hulu they Catherine the Great series.
I saw part of it, I saw I was getting into it, and I stopped
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watching. Oh, OK, because it got so good.
It was getting good. Yeah, yeah, right.
Got to the point where she was demanding him oral.
Sex. Yeah, she's like, you come in
now, do this. Do that thing if you're talking.
I love it. Two girl blowjobs, that's not.
A fetish. A lot of people think it is 2
girls. Giving you a blowjob at the same
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time. Yeah, yeah.
I'll take that fetish. I've adopted that.
One voyeurism? What's that?
Voyeurism. People like to stare and watch.
Like exhibit exit. Exhibitionism.
Yes, that's me. I like that.
The exhibitionist is the person who does the sex.
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Yeah, you Warrior is the person who watches.
I like to be the sub in it and Ilike to be watched.
I can see that. Yeah, Charles would always pride
himself on being a voyeur. Evie is a huge voyeur.
We were talking about that yesterday.
I would love to have sex in front of Evie.
Yeah, she would love that. Maybe she want to join a little
bit. My boyfriend, his kink is the 2
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girls too. Yeah, that's his.
You have to ask her about that. What are you thinking PO?
He's he's danger. You know what I'm thinking.
There's no reason he would ask me what I'm thinking right now.
I can ask you whatever. I was thinking of the best ice
cream recipe. You were like.
God, Hello God. Exactly.
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That seemed to he's Jesus. Ass to mouse.
Ass. Ass to mouth.
Which is basically when you weresharing your ice cream with the
dog, basically what you were doing, because that dog was just
licking its ass and then you letit get some off your food and
then you put it right back in your mouth.
You kind of just did that. I love my dogs not like that,
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but anyway, Ass to mouth. Ass to mouth where it comes out
of your butt straight to your mouth, no.
Yeah, that's some centipede shitright there.
No, it can't be that bad. Come on guys.
Have you done it? Oh yeah, I've.
Lifted guy's ass and then I kissed him.
But it was it like, no, no ass to mouth like after like being
inside of you. Yeah, pumping it like and that.
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Anal sex and then she takes it, Yeah.
Talking about like. No, I don't do anal sex.
No, no, no. I don't do anal sex, No.
Have you made somebody else ass to mouth?
We've done that in the dungeon. We've fucked somebody with a
strap on and then made them suckit off and I this is what I
would. Always have the night roll yet?
Well, let me tell you, I did it all the time with Bree and I
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said listen, I'm going to fuck you with a strap on and it's not
going to be my problem if it's clean or dirty, period.
I'll put it to your mouth. It is what it is because that's
what her old Dom used to do and so she'd make sure she's clean.
That's I can see that. That's it.
What's DDLG? Daddy daughter.
No Daddy daughter. Little girl.
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Daddy Dom, little girl. There you go.
I was. That's what why I pointed a
poke, you know? Deep Throat teen.
Deep throating. That's definitely a kink, huh?
Or a preference, but yeah. Figging, figging, figging.
What's figging? Figging is where you take a
ginger root and you. Shave it down.
To base it into a butt plug shape and then.
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Be burning dandia. Yeah.
And you typically you, you beat them while it's in there.
That way they're clinching on itand that makes it even more
intense. Question Pussy pumping, does it
ever make it go inside out? No, OK, I wouldn't mind trying
'cause I got the pussy pump out the other day for a guy's penis
and I was like, ah, it's too small, sorry.
Drive it on. Yourself.
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I thought about it. Yeah, try it on yourself.
I mean, honestly. I just don't like the pulling
out. Honestly, what's great about it
is you can control it. You don't have to pump it
excessively, you just pump it enough to where you're you're
enhanced a little bit, then you can use a massager on it and
you'll see how much more intenseit'll feel.
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All right, what else? Sleepy sex.
Sleepy sex? Is that what you take like
Nyquil and then you bang it out,or how's that work?
I don't think the US could be wet or hard if we're that tired
of Nyquil. I don't.
I don't know about that one. Shoving a little gummy worm.
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In there, everybody has a different, you know, reaction to
different, you know, medicationsand what they do when they take
set medications and yeah. All right, I'm going to choose
one. And it's aftercare.
So we never talk enough about this, but everybody in the
community, they kind of obsess over the concept of aftercare.
So I think it's important to distinguish differences here.
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OK, So what Liv and I did the other day with having like the
dude eat his pubes, OK, we pretty much pushed him out the
door. Humiliation, degradation.
No, no aftercare, no aftercare. That's not what he wanted,
right? And that is what a lot of
people, they make assumptions that everyone one needs
aftercare and I'm not. Intense scene, like especially
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impact. I feel like you definitely need
aftercare but like when it's just like emotional, just like
you can take it with you if you leave but no aftercare.
It continues as you leave. Well, you know, but I've done
heavy scenes too. And I kind of, I was talked
about one time because this is years ago, I played with someone
at a party publicly and he was aheavy hitter.
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He liked, you know, receiving heavy blows, impact and
everything. And I did a heavy scene with
him. But, you know, he wasn't the
type of person he's going to snuggle with me on a couch.
I asked him, hey, do you want a bottle of water?
That was his aftercare. You know, it's not like he
wanted it, but I think that people, they really misconstrue
a lot of that because people misconstrued when they saw me do
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the scene and they, they immediately started like ratting
me out to people like Mr. Smea didn't give aftercare to him,
She neglected and she didn't even talk to him afterwards.
I'm like you fucking cunts. With that and you're at a like a
party too that like, you know, like it's a totally different
scene from a A1 on one kind of play in the dungeon too.
So. It is, but a lot of people do
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aftercare though too though. But you know, I just think that
people need to realize that aftercare is not a requirement
of everyone. No, not at all.
Yeah, so. Yeah, I'm not just everyone,
just every play. Do what?
Every play. Yeah, it's not necessarily
needed on it. Correct.
They're they're here play some scenes way.
Of saying it. Definitely that I've had here
where it's yet and I 'cause I find that sometimes if I don't
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get that after aftercare and we do a particular scene, I'm going
to go into major sub drop, like bad sub drop.
Usually it's probably the high impact.
Ones, definitely, yeah. It's the ones where I get more
emotional, you know, where I've had stuff going on and I needed
a release and I get emotional and then, you know.
And a lot of people don't understand the concept of sub
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drop. So what do you feel, how it
actually is for you? What do you experience?
It's an. Irrational sadness.
It's a sadness that you can't even really put your finger on
exactly why you feel that way orwhy you're having that
particular reaction to it. It's called depression.
You're getting such a high that your drop goes into like a
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depressive. State, I know that's, that's the
thing I can tell the difference between I'm, when I'm depressed,
uh huh. And when I'm in sub drop.
I, my, my brain knows because, you know, I've suffered from
depression all of my life. I've only suffered from sub
drop, you know, the last year. So my, my body just, it knows
the difference and, and it may be just because I knew what
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caused it. Therefore I know that it's sub
drop. But but yeah, when it happens,
it happens. And everybody should have their,
their sub drop kit, if you will,because, yeah, sometimes you're
not going to be able to get thatattention from the person that
puts you yeah, but you know, that helped you get into that
emotional state. So you got to have your own ways
of being able to snap yourself out of it.
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And what do you do? Hot bath, weighted blanket,
maybe eat some things that I would not normally eat.
Watch the stupidest thing on TV that has nothing to do with real
life just to make this a like a Napoleon Dynamite kind of movie
where it's like, OK, it doesn't have a plot, Doesn't.
OK, I'm just going to watch it and laugh.
Yeah. And.
You don't have to think. You know, that's that's usually
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where you know, and maybe ABDL if I really need to go that
direction. But most of the time it's, you
know, the, the first kind of four or five things that I can
do. And, you know, sometimes it
lasts 12 hours, sometimes it lasts 72 to 4.
You know, to sometimes it can last a week if you're just, you
know, according to what's happening in between as well.
You know, I, I know that I've never really talked about this
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before on the podcast as well, but what you're describing is a
lot like what we go through as doms.
And I know that Liv and I, it's so emotionally draining
sometimes that it was like that scene when we did with the guy
with the pubes. You know, I was so I so revved
up through the whole thing and as short as it was, it was an
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hour long. It was exhausting.
And I, I came up to my office and I just sat down in my chair
and I was like, oh God, I felt so numb.
Like I just couldn't really do anything.
You just get pulled. In your Dom space during those
times. Yes.
I'm in my Dom space there. Yeah, I'm in my Dom space when
I'm more. Or maybe I'm not in a Dom space.
I don't know. Maybe it's a subspace and I'm
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not realizing it. Maybe, you know, I think, I
think it's just individual, you know, and how you feel because I
never really thought about it, but experience of feelings.
Yeah, it's, it's the older that I'm getting.
It's just like it takes so much out of me that when I finally
sat down, I was like, and immediately I got a phone call
right after and it was from a family member and hey, what are
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you doing? I, you know, I really can't talk
right now. It was just like, you know, and
so ultimately people don't understand unless they kind of
experience it because it's just so tiring and so draining.
It is. And so it's like after that,
like you said, emotional ones. Yes, high emotional ones, things
that are you have to just vocalize everything and you
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know, it's just it's it can be monotonous.
It can be very draining. But like you said, a good bath,
Epsom salt. I use my heated blanket versus
the heavy blanket. But yeah, that's what you need
is warm. Warm bed did.
You go through Dom drop wheneverwe did that really intense
impact thing, I. Don't know.
I don't remember. I can't pull myself back to that
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spot, so I wouldn't know. I know there's times we're
living. We can't get back into RC.
Maybe that's the subject or the Dom drop of somewhere just
laying and just like we don't want to have a yeah, we just
want to sit and talk and don't want to have anybody here.
Or just like I just want to be my yeah.
There's been, there's been a couple days here even more so
lately because it's just like it's summertime, I think the
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heat and then the rain and. The space out too, they're just
spaced out. That's like you can't stay
consistently. No, yeah, it's really strange.
And then it'll get really dark in the daytime.
And like, we did this one scene last week.
I don't remember who it was with.
And oh, it was that couple. It was that couple.
You know, it was that one was draining.
It was draining back way through.
Yeah, I mean, it was too. And we love the couple.
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They were awesome. It had nothing to do with them,
but it was like in between, I could hear the Thunder and we
switched up the music. We didn't do our usual Dom
music. And it was very, it was kind of
relaxed in parts, but because they didn't know, we were kind
of feeding off their inner dream, what they wanted to do,
right. It's kind of it's like constant
adapting to what they want and when you're so accommodating, do
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what someone wants, it's like soemotionally, physically draining
because you know, we want to have fun, we want to be bubbly
and everything. And we did.
We had a great time with it, butI'm like live after an hour,
it's time to wrap it up in a sense.
And so that last hour it was kind of like, OK, we let them do
their thing and that was it. But then.
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After you were participating. I know you really were.
It's just because we were so fucking exhausted and then we
went in and I think we've had one session before that because
we did 2 that day and I think that was our other one.
The interrogation was already intense, yes.
Yes, that's right. And so afterwards we just sat up
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in the office and we were just like numb life.
We don't want to do. Sometimes I don't even want to
go home even though I want to gohome.
You just tell it we're there. Yes, yeah.
No, there, yeah, No, there's, there's, there have been times
that I could definitely see Dom drop, you know?
I just don't. I guess I just don't see it that
way. So I'm just.
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Yeah, we just take it as, oh, we've, we've worked really hard
today. We, we pushed through, we got it
done. But ultimately people don't
realize it does. It takes pieces of you, you
know, it really does. It takes pieces, parts of
everything. The reason, you know, I said
before that you know, that the Dom has a part in it, the sub
has a part in it. Yeah, get an ad to track things
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and you know, it's a beautiful algorithm and equation by the
time it's all done. But yeah, it's I was seemingly
an intense for everybody. I was talking to Evie last
night. We were talking about, you know,
having a dynamic and I was telling her with Brie, for
example, you know, we were, we were in the relationship we had
for four years. We've been good friends now for
almost 12, right? But it becomes to where that
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that kink that she wants, you know, the breath play, the
bondage, being treated like a slave and the degradation and
humiliation aspect of it. So much of it, we were juggling
between that and we were still seeing people in the dungeon.
So she would go from slave Dom to slave Dom and then at the end
of the night or on the weekends,it would be her being a slave,
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you know, all weekend. And it was draining for both of
us. And then ultimately she was
getting enough of what she wanted to, where it felt.
And this is what Evie said. And I'm like, oh, I never even
thought about it that way because I was telling her about
bringing my relationship. And she said, did you ever feel
like you were basically the kinkdispenser?
Like, you were like a gumball machine?
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And I was like, God, yes, you know, and and that's how it felt
because, you know, she lived with me, right?
And we did it so often every daywith something.
Yeah, you know, but that that's the thing.
It's it's you have to keep that balance.
You know you. Don't let people drain you
either. Yeah, yeah, it because.
In everyday life, not just in King So.
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True. So true.
Drain you. So true.
I think when we come together, when it's just us, you know, I
feel like we release all of that.
We don't have to give to each other.
Yeah, we can just lay and do nothing.
Play with our dogs. Yeah.
But you know, that's that's whenwe have those feelings.
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But on the flip side of things, we love what we do.
You know, we love the scenes. We love sitting here talking
about it. We just love it all.
And I'll, I'll tell you this. OK, So, PO, you give amazing
foot massages. You do you have an ability.
And it was, I'm going to brag about you because you're sitting
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here yesterday morning, he's rubbing my feet.
And I was like, oh, yeah, if youhave talk, you feel so good.
But then there's parts where like, really hurt.
And Liv was like, she's going tohurt you, but it's going to feel
good, I swear. And I'm like, you know, my toes
always look so nice. But I haven't gotten a pedicure
this week anyway. But I was like, I got to go to
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the podiatrist. I really want to go get a
pedicure, but I need to see the podiatrist today anyway.
You're rubbing my my feet and you're like, oh, there's a knot
there. And so I go to the podiatrist, I
get X-rays done. And he's like, oh, yeah, there's
a little knot there. It's a cyst.
And then I'm like, well, what's that from me?
It's like hell, you know, it's the joints and this and that.
And you know, it's honestly justdegenerative, you know, things
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start failing, you know, you getolder, this is what happens.
Fluid builds up, blah, blah, blah.
But it's so funny because he's in, he knows that I'm a
dominatrix. And it's, it's so funny because
him and his nurse, they always, they're just like, they're,
they're like they're waiting forthe story, you know, and he
tells me, he tells me, he looks back at me, he's waiting.
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She's going to go get a cortisone shot because they gave
me an injection in my foot yesterday.
And he's like, so how's businessbeen?
He's like, how's the podcast steroid?
You know, And I'm like, oh, that's great.
You know, he's like, yes, he's like, I, I've got to listen to
it. He's like, I, I just get so
distracted and then I forget andblah, blah, blah.
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But I was telling him stories about everything.
And, you know, I bragged the last time I went in because I
was like, oh, don't worry, I'll have my it's like rubbed my
feet. This is when Charles was around,
right? And I said, oh, yeah, you know,
he rubbed my feet for hours. And and then the nurse was like,
really like hours. Like, really, she was so
jealous. And it was so funny.
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But it's just, you know, this all plays into the simple fact
that people don't understand ourlifestyle.
That's my point. And so, you know, here you have
a podiatrist and, you know, we're conversing about life is a
dominatrix, right? And I said, yeah, you know, you
would have loved this scene. I did earlier before I got here,
was great. I said, me and my associate, we
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took this guy in the dungeon. We made him eat his pubes.
And he's like, his jaw dropped. His nurse looked at me, her jaw
dropped. And I was like for real?
And he's like how did you do that?
And I said well first I wanted to pluck them out at the clothes
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fan and I'm like that wasn't working.
So I said she had rubber gloves on and she started pulling it.
I said but he had these 4 inch long kinky pubes and they just
kept getting longer as you pulled them.
So finally she came up, just grabbed A chunk, cut it off with
scissors and made him fucking eat it.
And he was like, Oh, my God, Like, they were dying.
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And then I told him, I said, yeah, I said, I said it started
raining outside. Lucky for him, I said, but we
took him outside and she had urinated in a bottle of water.
And she proceeded to throw this bottle of urine on him like he
wanted. And he's like, Oh my God, like
they just didn't know what to say.
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Yeah. They didn't they they loved it.
It's. Hard to see it from the
vanilla's perspective now. I know it is.
I'm like, I don't, I mean, yeah,it's weird, but like how weird
is it? Like I can't tell.
Yeah, you know, and I told him, I said look, we're, we are in
almost 190 countries almost now.And I said there's 195 countries
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in the world. Mm hmm.
You know, and we're lacking likeseven of those countries.
I. Didn't even think of it that
way. Yes.
It's also a little geography ignorant slash dumb so I'm not
sure I I even knew that number so.
You're it's OK. But that not everybody.
Knows that yeah, there's 195 countries in the world, so I
mean, did. You know that.
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OK. Thank you.
No, I did not know that we know.What you mean?
Yeah, no, not everybody knows that.
You know, I thought there was like 170580I didn't know how
exactly how many. And I was like, OK, let me look
this up just to clarify, but 195countries in the world and we're
almost in all of them now. Is that not insane?
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That's almost mind blowing. It is.
It's crazy and it's interesting because you know, it's on like 9
different podcast forums, right?But you could, you actually go
on there and you can go by country and state and then the
state will break it up into cities.
You know, now it's not going to,it'll tell you a certain
percentage, but everything basedon how many countries, it's
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going to vary between 10% to 1% of how many people are in each
country or city or whatever, just really depends.
But the highest is here in the States, and then the next is
England. I can see that.
Yeah, UK 100%, Germany, France pretty much.
And then the rest of Europe, obviously, but we're big in
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Africa, so they love us there. And, and regardless, I tell
people you love it, go on there,go on Apple, go on Amazon, give
us a good rating because right now we're almost five stars.
That's another great thing. I'm just I'm thrilled that
people want to listen to us. Yeah, no, it's I said I love
that just 10 people would want to, you know, listen to, you
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know, anything that I have to say.
The fact that it's in that many,like, I don't know, it's almost,
it's really neat. I.
Think it's great? Hey, what's the coolest thing or
weirdest thing you've ever masturbated with?
With. Totally off topic.
I love that that's random with. I mean, there's not a whole lot
of things that are. You just use your hand
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cylindrical basic ass bitch. I got, I got, AI got.
I brought my one toy that's kindof like a did.
You ever stick it in a bottle orin the pillow or in a sock?
I have put the sleeve in betweentwo pillows so that I could have
the same simulation as if I was fucking a person.
OK. Nice.
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But it's, you know, that's stillthe machine, you know, that type
of thing. Yeah, I think.
We've got a pocket pussy, you want to try it?
Yeah, don't get it. Yeah, Lube.
Stick it in. Oh.
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Goodness no, it's at least medium sized PO.
Live What was the weirdest thingyou've masturbated with, you
fucking pervert? Weird thing, I've masturbated.
With yes, shoot, I don't know. A lot of things I was gonna say
this, I masturbated with a pencil like in the classroom and
came. In like in classroom while other
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people were there? Yeah.
How did you get away with that without people noticing?
So the So I was wearing pants ofcourse and.
I even wanted to. Listen, I'm sorry, I was wearing
pants. And you know the little metal
piece on the pencil, I rubbed iton the outside of my pants and
it rubbed it just enough where Ipush back back forth between my
legs so nobody was looking. I was just going OK.
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OK. I.
Think you were saying like you put it in.
No, I don't think that would feel good and.
That's why I was like, OK. No.
Did you at? Least have all those rubber
erasers on the end of it or something, you know that.
I always stick those in my ears so sometimes they have wax on
them. OK.
Kevin. That is hilarious.
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Wasn't the weird thing you've ever masturbated with, you know?
I really don't want to share that.
You know, it's got to be some kinky shit if she doesn't want
to share. And now I want to know more than
ever. The podcast needs it.
No, not going to do that. Is it like the microphone that's
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right in front of me or something?
Like like like no but. I will say this, I will say this
much that one of my friends one time, she was always talking
about, you know, clitoral simulation, right?
And when CDs first came out? CD.
OK, CDs. You know, you know compact
discs, you know what this all. I'm not that young.
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Alright, well back in 8/19/89 wehad those.
Anyway, she took and she took the CD case and it had those
ridges on it and she's like, yeah, you can take it and rub
it. Rub your clit with it, I get.
Jealous sometimes at y'all that y'all could take like just
inanimate objects like that. Like I said, ours has to have
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something circular. There's a lot of things.
And you can put, you can hump that wall right there and be
soft. I mean, I could hump it, but I
don't know, you know? Well, you have to think about
it, you know, your clit is your Dick, your Dick is your clit.
It's the same sensitivity and actuality.
Sorry, that sounds like one of those SA TS questions of the.
The Dick is to this as the. You know the next question is
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the same question but backwards.Exactly, exactly.
I'm so sorry to interrupted you.I just had that thought.
Go ahead, get it out. But, you know, I never got when
I was a kid, it was not about clitoral stimulation, right?
As a child, you know, when you're puberty, you know,
pubescent. And that wasn't for me.
But. What did you do?
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You put things in there. Yeah, I put things in there, but
yeah, not to feel good. Yeah, it was great.
I tied a marble to a Jelly bracelet and tried sticking in
there and I got lost cause of course it's gonna slip out of
the Jelly bracelet. Yes, no, I did not do that.
Here's the story. I've never said so I had those
little, you know, Barbies. They have little babies that go
in like their bellies. I put one of those in my body
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and tried birthing it out. Nice.
It had hair, so it burned. The Ring of Fire.
I fell into a burning Ring of Fire.
Oh. My goodness.
I use Barbie doll legs and see what else he.
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Used a lot of stuff. Yeah.
Grapes. That wasn't pleased.
That was being erotic, but that wasn't really working.
I was scared that thing was going to get squished.
That's interesting. I.
Got fingered one time with the tampon still in my body and
didn't know about it till I got home and that was embarrassing.
Old girlfriend, my best friend growing up, her mom, she forgot
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she had a tampon in and she put a second tampon in and then had
sex and forgot both of them werein there and had to have them
surgically removed. Oh God, yes, Jesus Christ.
I know. The guy didn't know.
Obviously not just too horny. Can't tell.
Like, oh. No, put the back.
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I'm bobbing them out there. Isn't that funny?
But, you know, as girls, you really don't talk.
I didn't talk to my friends about what we would masturbate
with. It really wasn't up for
discussion. You know, we didn't talk about
it. Well, because I'll tell you this
much, I wasn't sexually active at 12.
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I was a virgin until I was 21. But all my friends, they were
sexually active at 12 to 13 years of age, you know, and my
mom would say, you know, birds of a feather flock together.
I hope you're. Not, you know, like talk like,
that's what my mom and tell me. She was like, I hope you're not
having, you know, sex because look at your friend.
She's pregnant at 14, you know, and I'm like, I don't want kids
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that that at that age at all. When did you first recognize
that you had the the the Dom kink or the the like?
What age would you say? Oh, I was 11-12 years old.
Yeah. I, I said this, I years ago, I
was talking to John on the, on the podcast and we talked about
it Vanilla. I split out that song Stop That
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Train. And it started I, I had that
album, my sister had that album.And then she gave it to me and I
listened to it and I heard the song.
And he was talking about how he went out.
He met this woman, right? And he went to her house and he
didn't know what was going to happen.
And then until she whipped out the chains, whipped out the
handcuffs, and she's basically beating his ass while she's
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fucking him. And I could remember being 11-12
years old saying, oh, my God, I wanna do that.
And, you know, I think I, at thetime, I really had man hate
because of my absentee father. OK?
You know, he was constantly in and out of our life.
And, you know, I was, I was picked on in school.
You know, boys were just absolutely horrible to me.
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OK. Girls were horrible.
I'm sorry that. Happened.
Oh it it's. OK, I know.
It makes the people that we are,but yeah.
Yeah, and, you know, kids are bullied all the time.
It's horrible. It's horrible.
You know, kids are awful. Yeah, kids.
Are, yeah, very mean. Yes, they're terrible.
And you know, when you have an overly sensitive child and I was
very sensitive and you had a suicidal mother, you had all
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these issues combined and then you know, it's like you want a
man hate. Now I love men, I do.
But as a kid, when you have all these thoughts, you're like, I
want to torture the fuck out of somebody, right.
So that stuck and ultimately, like I said, when I was, you
know, went when I went to college early, I was 17 years
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old and I was getting out there and I was, you know, doing PDSM
scenes with people. So that's.
Awesome. Yeah, How about you?
Fun times. How were you when you discovered
maybe you were a little kinky? I mean, I knew I was always a
little weird. I was putting stuff in me way
too early. Way too early.
I always told myself that maybe I was touched when I was a baby
and was no longer aware of it because I have a year.
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It was my first grade year. I now remember before and I
remember after. My first grade year is
completely blanked out. I always wanted to go to
hypnosis because of that year, but my stepdad had died.
There was so much that what happened in that year, I'm gonna
be like, I wonder if I was touched and that's why I'm so
sexually focused on myself at all times.
You know, if my friends are playing at the house and I got a
(36:55):
little tingle down there. Right.
I locked them in a closet and masturbated on the other side of
the closet just because I had tolet it go, like release it, you
know, But I don't know. I just don't think it was weird.
I don't know, Young. I know I was young, OK.
I had Mr. Kool-aid though, so. Oh yeah.
(37:15):
I was helping Mr. Kool-aid whilethey were in the room because
mommy and Daddy needed our private time.
Can you just tell the listeners what Poe got you for?
Your birthday they got you got me a Kool-aid tacky pillow.
That's great, this. Cute, like look this cool and
you know nobody else gets it, soit's even weirder, that's what.
I love about. It it's great.
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And you know, the coolest thing of it is when it came and she
opened up the package, it had all these stuffed items of
fruit. So it had the strawberries and
the grapes and the dogs are playing with the cherries.
It's fucking adorable. Crazy.
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That's not what that means, people.
Oh my God, we just learned that was canine.
But that's right. That's right.
I had all the toys out and my biggest dog, Moo Moo, she wanted
the specifically the cherries and all the other the other toys
were around her, but she sat there and pouted because she
wanted them cherries. But as soon as Kevin walked one
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of my other dogs, Kevin walked away from the cherries.
She ran over there and stole it.They're like kids.
Yeah, I love it. Absolutely.
I love that. I love.
I'd like to see the other piecesof fruit.
You have to send me pictures. I don't see what they look like.
Yeah, but I love the cherries 'cause you never see dog toys
like that. Well, it's not a dog toys I.
Know. Well it's because the the the
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the pillow is fruit punch, so it's all the fruits that are in
it. Oh yeah, orange.
I get the concept, but still, they should have a dog toy, you
know, for little dogs. Like the little cherries.
Those are fucking adorable. Yeah.
Looks like we got our our next piece of merch that we can make.
We can sit it out there. We need Mia's doggy toys.
(39:03):
Merch. Yes, we.
Do. Merch, merch.
Like, yeah, shirts, you know, something in that with the cool.
Graphic. Paddles, well my good friend, we
can give them away. My good friend Kit, she went and
she has designed different pieces so that we can use it on
merchandise. That's awesome.
(39:24):
Yes. So that's cool.
Yes. So PO, if you want to be in
charge of that, you are more than welcome.
We'll talk about that. Cool, sounds great all.
Right, look out for our merch when it comes, we'll let y'all
know. Absolutely.
All right, I think this has beena pretty exciting.
We've talked about so much and all of this and all of our crazy
(39:45):
kinks and fetishes. We always go off on on things.
And so, yeah, Lip's going to have one hell of a night.
She's got her kool-aid, kool-aidpillow, and she's got the new,
the new massager I just got her for her birthday.
Yeah. That's why I'm leaving.
Her All right, all right, PO, you close this out.
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Until then, this has been the latest episode of.
Got it. Me, Mistress.