June 27, 2025 • 31 mins
AFTER THE PARTY WE ARE GOING TO TALK SOME SHIT, ESPECIALLY IF YOU WERE A DOUCHE BAG.. BUT THEN WE'LL JUMP INTO SOME DICK SUCKING AND WHERE YOU CAN FIND YOURSELF SUCKING DICK AND OF COURSE TALKING ABOUT FUCKED UP URETHRAS.. OH LORD, HELP US!
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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me Madame Liv.
Good morning. And then over in the left corner
I've got Lil PO. Greetings everyone.
Pew Pew Pew. Pew Pew Pew.
Are we doing alien invasion today?
Yeah, now. That's a song.
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Pew, Pew, Pew Pew. No, that's a song.
I don't know where it's from. Never mind.
I don't know where it's from either.
That is a song. Whatever you say.
Thank you speaking. Of songs and music I don't know.
Have you've all seen this guy? His name is Youngblood, His real
name is Dominic, but he is a British rock star.
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Like he is gorgeous. They always pop up videos.
What? The light.
Oh, the light's weird. I yeah, I don't know.
It's weird, but I won't tell youwhat happened to my bathroom
with the lighting. We're just talking about the
guy. I'm going.
No, no. Did you have like, wait, who's
Dominic and what happened to your I?
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Was I was waiting for the? Story.
Well, I'll tell you the story. I'll tell you this much anyway,
just check out Youngblood. He is really gorgeous and he has
really cool music. I really like him.
The reason why I I thought this was very cool about him because
he writes his own songs. He's from the UK, but the, the
song he actually wrote, he talked about being molested as a
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kid and it, I mean, he was very descriptive.
And then he did an interview andhe was talking about it.
And it just made me think about a lot of what we've talked about
on the podcast, you know, and inthe kink community and, you
know, abuse and past traumas andthat kind of stuff.
And the way he talks about his life, I feel.
Bad. He's probably suffering a little
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bit like. She's like, get me my loves and
my love my my, my craft trap Anyway, so just check him out.
Youngblood. He's beautiful.
He's just such a sexy man. But the interviews that he does,
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I love to watch his interviews because people will ask him very
personal questions and he's justso enlightened as an individual.
He's just, he's very, very real and his interactions with his
fans is just so genuine. He just seems like a genuine
soul. And he he to me, he's a
beautiful person. I mean, he just looks like such
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a nice person you'd actually want to meet.
But I always think, you know, when we did this British
invasion, I made a couple of like short clips on TikTok and
YouTube and that kind of thing, right?
And so I gathered up all these favorite artists of mine and
they are all fucking from the UK.
Mm hmm. You know, it's crazy.
It's The Beatles, it's Sade, a George Michael Queen.
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Like who isn't from the fucking UK?
I made a lot of good music. It's incredible they come to
America but get big, I guess. We bring up, we bring up the
British Invasion. Now you both were at this party.
We just had this party that justjust happened on Saturday night
and I want your take on it. So we did an open dungeon night.
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It was supposed to be low key. It was not low key.
It was not low key. You know, it was, it was
slightly smaller than than than your regular, you know, party.
So I'm going to say it was a little bit more low key.
But as far as the definition of low key, it wasn't that, but it
was a lot of fun. It was a lot of fun.
I was. Going to say, you both had your
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scenes. You both did.
You did things. Things were done.
Things were done. How tell us about this?
Because you and I had talked briefly before and I was like,
look, there's two hotties that are coming.
And last time at the the party, your first party, you missed how
they were giving everybody spankings.
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I did. I did.
I got it whisked out. I I heard that they were doing
it. I went over there and I glanced
at it and there were two guys talking and somehow they talked
me out of impact. Like, I don't know how they did
it, like witchcraft or something, but yeah, they did a
Jedi mind trick and all of a sudden I didn't want to do it.
So yeah, whenever you mentioned that they would be at this
party, I said, OK, I'm going to be able to sleep again.
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I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna do this.
He said if you want to use your zapper on his sky.
Here, you're lucky. I got lucky.
Co is Co Co is wearing his collar.
Again, I, I, he asked me in the beginning, he was like, you
know, can I play with anybody? Because, you know, he's my sub
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and he and literally I was like,yeah, just make me a jealous Dom
because I wasn't playing Dom. Yeah, my God.
I. Know quit doing that she'll.
Do better next time. She was like, stop petting me.
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I got my gaggle of chihuahuas. I'm sorry you're such a
nuisance. Sit with me though.
She wants to sit with Liv and Liv once to pet her.
It's so. Warm in that spot.
Yeah, and she's like, fuck it. Don't touch me, Liv.
Why would you say that? Because I'm dumb.
Apparently it's. So warm in that spot.
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I'm just assuming from the dog'sreaction, sure.
All right, so PO ended up getting topped by two beautiful
doms and it was quite the scene.They took you outside and took
you on the post. They change you up.
Tell us about it. Chained me up and she had
trouble finding her dragon lair and she had a I'm.
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Like 8 more times. Ow, you're right, I did.
Apologies, not accepted. So because she had left her
implements in a bag in another place, I said, well, I have my
implement bag, a car, I'll go out and get it and then brought
it to her. They searched through some
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things, found their weapons of choice and chained it back up.
And I also gave them the the dogcollar and just I thought it
would make it a little more fun and a little more intense scene.
And yeah, dragon layer, she dragon layer.
She definitely enjoyed having the power of that remote and and
Scorpion. She she's a hell of a paddler.
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Yeah, I definitely. I've been underneath her paddle.
She's, yeah, she's a little ruthless.
It was, it was intense. Like I said, I definitely have
my my limits tested. But it was a fun little scene.
And I was telling you earlier that my favorite part of it was
there was a spotlight that was kind of behind me.
So all on the wood you can see like the shadows, both my
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reaction and right before they would swing and it was just a
really cool, a mesmerizing motifthat was.
That you get to experience at the same time as seeing.
Exactly. And you did not with the clarity
of having like a mirror, but it's just there was some other
element that added to it that was just, I absolutely loved it.
Demonic. Kinda, it's kind of like those
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scenes where they'll do shadows behind the scene.
You're like, okay, it's cool because you can't quite see
them, but you can see it was just something really cool about
it and that I really enjoyed theartistic part of it.
Yeah, I think it's nice. And you guys play with ropes.
I did get a lot of rope. I did.
That was fun. I had never had the extent of
being tied up with that much rope, you know?
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It looks really cool like. She did it.
It was really pretty how she didit.
Yeah, she. Was doing it so slow and like
the way that you were like falling into this one?
I do the same thing like when I go to get like haircuts and that
kind of stuff. There's something about someone
just focusing solely on you to get a task done.
I get the same way like when youyou go to put like cups and it's
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just something about the intention being solely on having
something done to you. And yeah, it almost puts me into
a trance like state and it's. It's relaxing.
That's because like I told you when I was chained to the
toilet, right? But how I felt, even though he
wasn't in the room, was that hissole focus was on me being in
that room. Yeah.
And that's what was the best part about it.
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That's so it's kind of like whatyou're saying that very unique.
I liked it, I think. I mean, we were sitting there
and so many people, they were like, oh God, who's getting beat
over there? You know, you're like peeking
around the corner. And my friend the Griswold, OK,
they were sitting there with me,God, for probably 3-4 hours that
night. And we just had the best time.
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We were like talking about people as they were coming
through. We're talking about scenes and
people having kinky fun around the pool.
And it was very interesting, very interesting.
And we were laughing about it. But but Clark was looking around
the the curtain and he was like,oh wow, is that Bo?
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And I'm like, yeah, he's like, holy shit.
I definitely heard some people commenting that, you know, I
wasn't, I knew that I could takea lot, but I wasn't quite sure.
You know, you kind of put it in your mind like, oh, yeah, take a
lot, you know. But then when you had something
done like that too, and you see the aftermath the next day you
go, I actually can. I can take quite a bit.
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Yeah. Surprised myself if I'm, you
know, differently. First song, I was called yellow.
You called yellow, I called yellow.
Dang. But it didn't happen.
Scorpion or. They were both.
You called yellow on both of. Them well, I mean they were
simultaneously beating me. That's.
What I was asking you earlier, like can you touch your breath
like when they go back-to-back to back right?
Can't, can't like I need a moment, you know I.
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Like I said, I when I'm in, whenI'm going in subspace, my my
breathing is not, it doesn't bother me.
Like I can breathe in, breathe out.
It's that's how. I get breathe.
Yeah, OK. I can say I was like, I feel
like it's more of a metaphor, but yes, it is more of
breathing. Some of you're like, I gotta
catch my breath. Right.
I can say there's certain swats where I can definitely, you
know, feel that I'm bringing in more air because.
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Of the. Surprise of it and.
Then you get another hit and you're like, oh, I couldn't.
Right. I could see that happening.
It doesn't happen to me very often.
Like I said, a lot of times that's what I am focused on
because that's what I can control is my breath.
Everything else, I'm tied up andchained up.
I can't control anything else. I can control my breath, but I
can see where you're coming fromwith that.
But yeah, it was, it was definitely interested.
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And then I had two or three other people afterwards go,
yeah, I was going to volunteer to be next.
But, you know, then we went through the second-half of your,
your punishment, you know, your,your session.
And they, they were like, no, I wasn't going to ask at that
point. Yeah, they didn't want to do it.
That's funny. So did you all see other scenes
that you like to watch? I like watching Evie scene.
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Evie was doing very well. She was, you know, out there
mingling with people. I saw her do at least three or
four scenes with, you know, different people.
So I. Only seen one I was with a
female and I was really liking that I actually was gonna I used
to call it I'm Nick, you know, like I wanted to give me fire
like. Me, she's good.
I really like watching her too. When we've ever done, you know,
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sessions together in the dungeon, it's always been fun.
You know, she, you know, she's just starting off, you know,
doing her thing. But she reads people well,
catching her footing really well.
Yeah, she, she talks to people. She's a great listener, great
listener. And she's really vocal.
I really like that about her. Walk or her demeanor in as a Dom
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when she conversates with them. I'm like wow, I wish I could do
that. That's something I'll never be
able to do. Gotcha.
Never say never. Well, like the way that, you
know, that's easy, you know, I. Still got like the vocabulary
choice that she uses. Yeah, vocabulary or just her
demeanor in it. Like, I have my demeanor and my
way that she's got her own way, and it's just nice to see
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another way of doing it that isn't me, you know?
Like, Barbie has her own thing, too, right?
If you could always envy it. But it doesn't mean that I can
display that scene. It's just the interaction, you
know, and how you gauge people. It's like a lot of times when I
always say, you know, it's like a mind fuck.
But when I have somebody up on the cross or the wall or
anything like that, you know, whisper things in their ear, I
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feel like you don't ever have toyell and, you know, really get
crazy with it. But years ago I had a a trans
friend of mine and she came to the dungeon and she brought her
new puppy and this was a human being.
This was an elderly gentleman. A new, old puppy.
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She had rescued teach an old dognew tricks it.
Was very interesting because he comes in and he had on a very
restrictive thong. He like a puppy collar.
He had on this puppy headpiece and I was like and this man was
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about £100 soaking wet, 5 foot 25 foot three, like anybody.
Tiny, little, teeny. Tiny little old man.
He was very fucking flexible. Like frightening, Flexible.
OK. Like put him in a box,
contortionist. Yes, yes.
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So when he squatted, he was likespread out with his big ass
knees and his arms, because his arms and legs were big and it
was freaky as fuck. And I was like, gosh damn, like
don't, I don't want to see that shit.
And he was like. Woof, woof woof.
And I was like, I'm like, girlfriend, you got to come
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bitch down and she would yell athim.
She was like. Puppy and I was like.
OK, this is supposed to be sexy time.
This is not sexy. And somehow they played, and
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they were playing on my red leather couch at the time, and
one of them ended up slicing thefucking leather in the seats and
I was like what the fuck, You know what the fuck?
Happened. I don't know, I don't know.
And then she brought a wine bottle and she drops it on the
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floor. It was fucking chaos.
And I meanwhile she's still yelling at this monkey boy
because he's like bouncing off the fucking furniture and I'm
like, damn old man that had to come down.
And I was like, 'cause that man could like SWAT.
Some reason I have, like, Gollumin my mind, dressed up as a dog
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from Lord of the Rings, you knowthat, yeah.
Yes, I mean he would squat and he could jump like a fucking
frog and he would like jump up on the foot box and I was like
what the fuck it was? It was freaky.
And I was like girlfriend, this is not what I want to be doing
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at 10:00 at night on a weekday. Like this is not my sexy time
fun. And and then to top it off, his
ball gag was a fucking dog bone.So you got one of those?
Yes, we did not. Use it so we had the dog bone.
He's drooling. He's it's got the whole
headpiece. Like he had so much shit on its.
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Head call that cranial accessories.
Yes, exactly. And I was like what the fuck
but. Yeah, fun to watch it was.
A weird night because then at the same time I was setting the
scene up because this other local Dom, she wanted to bring
in her sub, her male sub to suckDick for the first time and she
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wanted to watch. Well he gets down in the dungeon
with her and he has no desire todo anything in front of her.
He wants his own private time with dudes.
And I said I took her size a girlfriend.
This bitch is gay, OK? That's what it sounds like to
me. I'm like.
Yeah, he's trying to say he wants to suck Dick for the first
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time. And his Dom not be in the room,
yeah. No, no, he is gay.
He wants his own sexy time so hecan grow up with a Dick like a
man, you know? Easy, because a girl can get it.
Yes, Jesus. Christ and he didn't want to
have to compete with his Dom because she was a beautiful Dom.
That's what it was because there's kind of like a rule in
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the dungeon, OK, a rule amongst kingsters, right?
If you have a woman and a man and they're coming in to sucking
guy's Dick, OK, and he's straight or he's bi, who's he
going to choose? More than likely he's going to
choose the woman, right? And same thing applies if
there's a trans, a woman and a dude, who are they going to
choose? Nine times out of 10, the woman.
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And in the dungeon that night there was 2 trans, two women and
there was 3 dudes that were coming to get their Dick sucked
and they all wanted the chicks to do it, you know.
And so when I brought in the three bulls to get their Dick
sucked, they were like, oh, you're not going to do it.
I'm like, I'm the fucking Dom. I'm not sucking your Dick dude.
You know, we don't do that shit.I said it's this bitch, this
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bitch, this male bitch, he wantsto suck Dick tonight.
We want to watch him take it. And he he backed out, but
meanwhile I got fucking dog boy bouncing off the fucking
furniture. I've got her yelling at him.
I was like, get me the fuck out of here.
I need a transporter. Now our party this time had like
a bunch of really beautiful people come in.
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They oh gorgeous food by. Bratz Dolls like in the.
I don't know if that's offensiveto them, but.
No, it's not offensive. Brat styles are gorgeous.
They're like, perfect. I know you can't.
You always say something that's going to offend somebody.
I really do. But you know what?
Fuck that. I get offended every episode.
I know people need to have thicker skin.
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They really do. You need thicker skin.
It's really thin back where thatcollar is.
They really do. It's.
Like, I'm not going to remember what gender you are.
I don't fucking care. I'm going to treat you like a
fucking human being. That's what it's about.
That's it. But you know.
There was like pretty people there, yeah.
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Yeah, they were beautiful. A lot of trans people, a lot of
crossdressers, a lot of girls accessorizing everything.
Yes. There was one girl who wore
underwear that had pearls from all from front to back.
Yeah, beautiful. She's.
Here, spread your clown to see your pearls.
She's like, I'll do it later foryou.
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Great. Well, I will say that.
Do you remember the woman who was walking out at the gate and
she was still bragging about you?
She's like, oh, thank your security guy.
Yeah, thank your security guy over there.
He did such a good job protecting me.
He was so great. I really liked him so.
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It was a late there were two rather over intoxicated ladies.
The sash. Yes, the one with the sash and
then her friend and I was askingthem, you know, how are they,
you know, planning on getting home, you know, can I call it
Uber for them or anything of that nature?
What's that they? Showed up that.
Way and well I had a feeling because there's no way within
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too early yeah an hour they could have gotten that
intoxicated that quickly unless they're you know fucked up on
something else as well but the person who spoke about me
happened to be just kind of watching the situation and I
guess because of the way that I didn't you know increase the
situation kind of you know decrease the tension that was
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between everybody that it and I guess she liked it that I didn't
come in with a heavy hand yeah so you know but they said they
had designated drivers so I'm assuming they got home OK but
yeah I just don't like it you know I'll come to a party of
this nature and then. Go and do something stupid like
that. And then the cops asked where
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were you? Go to the dungeon park.
You know, it's just not a very. Yeah, I feel like it's not
really smart to show up intoxicated anyways, because to
a party like this you can get raped.
That's saying that we. Yeah.
You know, I'm saying like especially being followed home
or something, you don't do that.That or you could just get into
a agree to a really intense scene that you don't realize
that you're agreeing to and thenI.
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Don't know. I feel like I wouldn't be able
to handle a whole lot more if I was intoxicated.
I'm like, yeah, go home. Yeah, well, she's already
receiving an e-mail from me about that such behavior because
it's unnecessary. Yeah.
You know, it was uncalled for. It was not right.
Period. You just don't do that.
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She showed up. Oh, it's my birthday tomorrow.
I don't give a fuck, right? I really don't care.
I don't care if it's fucking 4thof July.
You don't need to get chip facedand then come to the party.
That's that's uncalled for. One of my rules.
That's. I will say she was in the
restroom. It was more the the lady that
was with her and I think they just met at the party, honestly,
but she was. No, they came together OK.
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Yeah, yeah, she was more the more the aggressive type.
Yeah. You know, I was questioning
because, you know, I asked her, OK, how you gonna get home?
I'm gonna drive her home. Do you think you really, you
know, have the ability to to do that?
You know, maybe we get a Uber for you or something like that.
What are you, a cop? You want to you want to give me
a breathalyzer? And of course I was representing
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you. So I didn't say shit.
But in my head, I'm going, I'm going to breathalyze.
If I got something else you can blow, you know, but I didn't say
it. I didn't say it.
I was good though at that moment.
But but yeah, she she, she got alittle spicy.
Wow. You know, like an hour in.
Yeah, not even like before the party got cramped.
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I cleaned up underwear off the floor in a pad out the bathroom.
Who did this? I read the donkey.
No, it was before they got there.
It was like so fucking early. Too early to have underwear on
the floor. Jesus, criminy, it was weird.
I don't know. Do you know how many pairs of
underwear? Underwear that we picked up the
next day. Really.
Yeah. Without it.
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Yes. That's pretty classic you wrap
around your wrist. Like you would, you're saying.
And you keep your underwear withyou, no?
They're gross like that. They take it off, they don't
give a fuck. Those are nice underwear though.
There's six pair you can choose.From feeling a little crabby.
Yeah. Wash them and throw them in the
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dungeon. Let the guys.
Wear. It might be too small for some
of the guys that come in. Probably.
Probably. We got them fatties, Justin.
Tiny butt. He does have a tiny butt and no
penis so. He doesn't have penis, it's just
that any not an alley. OK, OK Liz, being kind to your
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chest and that's not the case. Your your ovaries are up there.
Like Post said, we all know this.
Hey, at least you found them, you know?
It's sometimes, yeah. It's not really.
Looks. Yeah, it really has to.
Get up there. It's like, where's Waldo?
Oh, there they are. The next time he's here and
you're here, which will be tomorrow.
OK, OK, we'll pull. We got to pull them out so you
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can see this. I'm awfully excited.
I don't know because of how you described it.
The penis hole. He's got 2 penis holes.
OK, that's cool. Like just on the medical
standpoint. Science for science.
That's one in a 10,000 chance for men to have.
Two urethral holes and I found how I did it.
How I found out about that is I was trying to sound them and I
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didn't know which hole to go in.I was like, it's just normal.
He's like, I didn't even know there's two.
Maybe that's why I pee like that.
I'm like what? The fuck You don't know what
your penis look like. He doesn't know what his penis
head looks like, he doesn't knowhow many holes he has, and he
doesn't know he has how to pull the ovaries out of his gut's
hat. It's only.
Like less like maybe half an inch deep though it might have
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where you can have liquid come out of it, but it's not big
enough to where Ethan can go in.Interesting.
Yeah, it's very interesting and it's the one that you would
think that would be the real hole is the one that's not the
hole. How did he go through his whole
life without knowing that? Like he never got a physical for
sports or something but like a doctor for.
His. Mom, his parents did not tell
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him. They didn't.
They didn't want to make him feel indifferent.
I'm sure. OK, you know, Or they didn't pay
attention. Maybe not, maybe not.
Yeah, real. I'm sure it was even tiny when
he was a baby. We've already had discussions
about his mother. His mother sucks so.
But still just cleaning up around the toilet, like you
know, if it's coming out two different directions or
something, you know, like there's.
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Yeah, I'm just saying she probably didn't care enough to
be like, oh, let's. Make sure you're OK, but how
many times you had two boys? How many times do you change boy
diapers? And when they're little, pee
pee, it's air. They start peeing.
And but you don't look, you close your eyes and look away.
No, you clean your son's penis. His mother would have known.
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And his mother. Didn't give a fuck to tell him
if my son has too old. Exactly.
I would have noticed, yes. I didn't even the fuck out of
it. I was making sure everything was
OK because one of my kids was born, well, actually one of them
was born with a little bit of a deformity down there.
So I made sure everything was OK.
Yeah, he looks fine. Just say all that.
I can create good kids, I'm surethey're kind of big penises when
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they get older. I was looking at pictures that
you we, I took of them and they're there's so many little
attributes of you that I see it's it's freaking cute.
It really is cute with you. Yeah, my boyfriend said the same
thing. He was like that right there.
That was your son. You will just like your son.
I'm like, and then I would do something else.
He's like you just fall just like your daughter.
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Holy shit, your daughter, whoever she marries, she is
going to give them a fucking runfor their money.
That kid, she is like that. She is hardcore.
It's great. It's be in the jeans.
I literally see she's very timid.
OK, we're I thought. So one day after school, I come
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across and I my door is open. I have like a screen door so you
can look through it. And I see one of my boys being
thrown across the the the yard by their book bag.
I'm like, Oh my God, who is out there?
I come out there. It's my daughter.
She threw across the yard by her, by his book bag.
I was like, Oh my God. So I get more leverage that way
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and. She's she's 8, but she's a foot
taller than what she should be. She's.
Taller than my oldest, right? And she's my youngest.
Seems like girls do kind of shoot up just a little bit
quicker than guys do. Maybe.
Because y'all go through pubertyquicker at a younger age than
guys do, yes. So like I didn't shoot up till I
was like 16. When I was 1213 is when I
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started to really shoot up and. Yeah, my son is 12, my oldest
son is 12 and he is as tall as me.
He's got a little moustache. I remember he was literally the
size of a bread pan. OK, I could put him in a bread
pan and now he's got a moustache.
You shouldn't keep your kids in in loaf pans.
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I don't know. I don't know if you know.
That I don't. Know if you know that or not.
You know there's a whole story about that.
You're so. Little little bathtub.
Keep my little rags in there anduse it as a bathtub.
Now how did I tell you some interesting info that someone
reached out to me on fat? One of my friends on there he's
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he has the adult baby nursery. Oh yeah.
Don't we won't even say his name.
Oh yeah, but he's a girl. No, he's not a girl, you know.
You saw him before in the detention.
By a girl though. Oh does he.
He's a girl, baby. Oh fuck, well I didn't know that
because I've never done sessionswith.
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Him. Yes, you did.
Me. And you did a session with him
together. I've never been with him by
myself. OK.
Me And you did it. He rode the Sybian.
He was the first one that we made.
Ride the Sybian. OK.
All right. And he was a girl, OK.
OK, whatever floats his little baby both.
But anyway, he wants to bring over some of his ABDL furniture
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and have a little ABDL party. Sounds kind of fun, it sounds.
I think it should be a party allby itself because they always
get so embarrassed. Baby yells they don't enjoy
coming because they're nervous about it.
We should have a party just for them.
Yeah, we can do that. I think it'd be cool.
I think it'd be. I'd be there.
So fun. I'll be all dressed up like
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mommies. Yeah, those aprons.
Yes, No, I already told. Like I just got to put it into
the right frame. Like if you have like a
Valentine's party, I was so dressed as Cupid, you know, in
that diaper. You know, like we just got to
work it into the theme of what it is.
If we could explain it into theme, we're good to go.
I like ABDL but. The ABDL party that's also.
ABDL and Valentine's and it'll just have you like kind of like
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Christmas in July, you know whatI mean?
Like, I think it'd be a lot of fun.
Everybody can dress in red. We can get red lipstick and kiss
all their little butts. I'm down with that.
The clay I'm not kissing. Yeah, that's.
All I said you can. Kiss my ass.
OK. Lucky.
These cheeks, Red lips. Yeah.
Sticks all over them. I need to keep that.
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That is OK. It'll be Valentine's, you know,
And then you could be Cupid. There you go.
And you could, like, protect everybody by shooting them
there. Yeah, they're doing.
A little plastic little thing, yeah.
I was gonna say then we could have Abby use the breast pump in
front of everybody. Yes, and everybody.
Listen to. Stories.
Yes, that was. So fun.
Yes, 100%. I'm there, I'm there.
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That'll be great. We got little, little like block
party, get the big blocks. Yes, absolutely.
And if you're playing like, nursery rhymes, there's no way
that, like, the neighbors can complain that you're being too
loud. It's all go to sleep, go to
sleep. You know we can.
Get like ducks. We can get those big blunt ducks
and put them in the pool. 100% look at her, how excited.
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She's got in the shower. It'd be very fun.
I fully support the idea. OK, it'd be fun.
Well. Coming to you, the new adult
baby party, I think, yeah, I like it.
Absolutely. We'll make that.
Totally cute as fuck. Yes.
So I think we can close it off with here, but I think this this
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party was was pretty fucking crazy.
It was a lot of fun. I got nasty in the pool.
We saw a lot of Dick sucking. Yeah.
I like sucking Dick under the water.
Yeah, it's fun, isn't it? Is that how you learn to hold
your breath that long? Sure enough, I.
Got to learn how to do it some way.
Hey, motivation, motivation. All.
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Right. You know what I just thought
about you would You can't choke under the water.
You'd be literally drowning down.
There this is a good observationyou you are correct.
I got to test this theory when Iget home you.
Gotta go to the bathtub. Like.
A handstand. And yeah, it'd be harder.
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To water up your nose. OK.
We want a big science fair report on it when you come back,
yes. I can.
Definitely share my hypothesis. There you go.
All right, kids, PO, you did today.
Until then, PO. This has been the latest episode
of. Call me Mistress.
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Ow.
Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me Madame Liv.
Good morning. And then over in the left corner
I've got Lil PO. Greetings everyone.
Pew Pew Pew. Pew Pew Pew.
Are we doing alien invasion today?
Yeah, now. That's a song.
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Pew, Pew, Pew Pew. No, that's a song.
I don't know where it's from. Never mind.
I don't know where it's from either.
That is a song. Whatever you say.
Thank you speaking. Of songs and music I don't know.
Have you've all seen this guy? His name is Youngblood, His real
name is Dominic, but he is a British rock star.
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Like he is gorgeous. They always pop up videos.
What? The light.
Oh, the light's weird. I yeah, I don't know.
It's weird, but I won't tell youwhat happened to my bathroom
with the lighting. We're just talking about the
guy. I'm going.
No, no. Did you have like, wait, who's
Dominic and what happened to your I?
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Was I was waiting for the? Story.
Well, I'll tell you the story. I'll tell you this much anyway,
just check out Youngblood. He is really gorgeous and he has
really cool music. I really like him.
The reason why I I thought this was very cool about him because
he writes his own songs. He's from the UK, but the, the
song he actually wrote, he talked about being molested as a
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kid and it, I mean, he was very descriptive.
And then he did an interview andhe was talking about it.
And it just made me think about a lot of what we've talked about
on the podcast, you know, and inthe kink community and, you
know, abuse and past traumas andthat kind of stuff.
And the way he talks about his life, I feel.
Bad. He's probably suffering a little
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bit like. She's like, get me my loves and
my love my my, my craft trap Anyway, so just check him out.
Youngblood. He's beautiful.
He's just such a sexy man. But the interviews that he does,
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I love to watch his interviews because people will ask him very
personal questions and he's justso enlightened as an individual.
He's just, he's very, very real and his interactions with his
fans is just so genuine. He just seems like a genuine
soul. And he he to me, he's a
beautiful person. I mean, he just looks like such
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a nice person you'd actually want to meet.
But I always think, you know, when we did this British
invasion, I made a couple of like short clips on TikTok and
YouTube and that kind of thing, right?
And so I gathered up all these favorite artists of mine and
they are all fucking from the UK.
Mm hmm. You know, it's crazy.
It's The Beatles, it's Sade, a George Michael Queen.
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Like who isn't from the fucking UK?
I made a lot of good music. It's incredible they come to
America but get big, I guess. We bring up, we bring up the
British Invasion. Now you both were at this party.
We just had this party that justjust happened on Saturday night
and I want your take on it. So we did an open dungeon night.
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It was supposed to be low key. It was not low key.
It was not low key. You know, it was, it was
slightly smaller than than than your regular, you know, party.
So I'm going to say it was a little bit more low key.
But as far as the definition of low key, it wasn't that, but it
was a lot of fun. It was a lot of fun.
I was. Going to say, you both had your
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scenes. You both did.
You did things. Things were done.
Things were done. How tell us about this?
Because you and I had talked briefly before and I was like,
look, there's two hotties that are coming.
And last time at the the party, your first party, you missed how
they were giving everybody spankings.
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I did. I did.
I got it whisked out. I I heard that they were doing
it. I went over there and I glanced
at it and there were two guys talking and somehow they talked
me out of impact. Like, I don't know how they did
it, like witchcraft or something, but yeah, they did a
Jedi mind trick and all of a sudden I didn't want to do it.
So yeah, whenever you mentioned that they would be at this
party, I said, OK, I'm going to be able to sleep again.
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I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna do this.
He said if you want to use your zapper on his sky.
Here, you're lucky. I got lucky.
Co is Co Co is wearing his collar.
Again, I, I, he asked me in the beginning, he was like, you
know, can I play with anybody? Because, you know, he's my sub
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and he and literally I was like,yeah, just make me a jealous Dom
because I wasn't playing Dom. Yeah, my God.
I. Know quit doing that she'll.
Do better next time. She was like, stop petting me.
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I got my gaggle of chihuahuas. I'm sorry you're such a
nuisance. Sit with me though.
She wants to sit with Liv and Liv once to pet her.
It's so. Warm in that spot.
Yeah, and she's like, fuck it. Don't touch me, Liv.
Why would you say that? Because I'm dumb.
Apparently it's. So warm in that spot.
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I'm just assuming from the dog'sreaction, sure.
All right, so PO ended up getting topped by two beautiful
doms and it was quite the scene.They took you outside and took
you on the post. They change you up.
Tell us about it. Chained me up and she had
trouble finding her dragon lair and she had a I'm.
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Like 8 more times. Ow, you're right, I did.
Apologies, not accepted. So because she had left her
implements in a bag in another place, I said, well, I have my
implement bag, a car, I'll go out and get it and then brought
it to her. They searched through some
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things, found their weapons of choice and chained it back up.
And I also gave them the the dogcollar and just I thought it
would make it a little more fun and a little more intense scene.
And yeah, dragon layer, she dragon layer.
She definitely enjoyed having the power of that remote and and
Scorpion. She she's a hell of a paddler.
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Yeah, I definitely. I've been underneath her paddle.
She's, yeah, she's a little ruthless.
It was, it was intense. Like I said, I definitely have
my my limits tested. But it was a fun little scene.
And I was telling you earlier that my favorite part of it was
there was a spotlight that was kind of behind me.
So all on the wood you can see like the shadows, both my
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reaction and right before they would swing and it was just a
really cool, a mesmerizing motifthat was.
That you get to experience at the same time as seeing.
Exactly. And you did not with the clarity
of having like a mirror, but it's just there was some other
element that added to it that was just, I absolutely loved it.
Demonic. Kinda, it's kind of like those
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scenes where they'll do shadows behind the scene.
You're like, okay, it's cool because you can't quite see
them, but you can see it was just something really cool about
it and that I really enjoyed theartistic part of it.
Yeah, I think it's nice. And you guys play with ropes.
I did get a lot of rope. I did.
That was fun. I had never had the extent of
being tied up with that much rope, you know?
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It looks really cool like. She did it.
It was really pretty how she didit.
Yeah, she. Was doing it so slow and like
the way that you were like falling into this one?
I do the same thing like when I go to get like haircuts and that
kind of stuff. There's something about someone
just focusing solely on you to get a task done.
I get the same way like when youyou go to put like cups and it's
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just something about the intention being solely on having
something done to you. And yeah, it almost puts me into
a trance like state and it's. It's relaxing.
That's because like I told you when I was chained to the
toilet, right? But how I felt, even though he
wasn't in the room, was that hissole focus was on me being in
that room. Yeah.
And that's what was the best part about it.
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That's so it's kind of like whatyou're saying that very unique.
I liked it, I think. I mean, we were sitting there
and so many people, they were like, oh God, who's getting beat
over there? You know, you're like peeking
around the corner. And my friend the Griswold, OK,
they were sitting there with me,God, for probably 3-4 hours that
night. And we just had the best time.
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We were like talking about people as they were coming
through. We're talking about scenes and
people having kinky fun around the pool.
And it was very interesting, very interesting.
And we were laughing about it. But but Clark was looking around
the the curtain and he was like,oh wow, is that Bo?
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And I'm like, yeah, he's like, holy shit.
I definitely heard some people commenting that, you know, I
wasn't, I knew that I could takea lot, but I wasn't quite sure.
You know, you kind of put it in your mind like, oh, yeah, take a
lot, you know. But then when you had something
done like that too, and you see the aftermath the next day you
go, I actually can. I can take quite a bit.
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Yeah. Surprised myself if I'm, you
know, differently. First song, I was called yellow.
You called yellow, I called yellow.
Dang. But it didn't happen.
Scorpion or. They were both.
You called yellow on both of. Them well, I mean they were
simultaneously beating me. That's.
What I was asking you earlier, like can you touch your breath
like when they go back-to-back to back right?
Can't, can't like I need a moment, you know I.
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Like I said, I when I'm in, whenI'm going in subspace, my my
breathing is not, it doesn't bother me.
Like I can breathe in, breathe out.
It's that's how. I get breathe.
Yeah, OK. I can say I was like, I feel
like it's more of a metaphor, but yes, it is more of
breathing. Some of you're like, I gotta
catch my breath. Right.
I can say there's certain swats where I can definitely, you
know, feel that I'm bringing in more air because.
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Of the. Surprise of it and.
Then you get another hit and you're like, oh, I couldn't.
Right. I could see that happening.
It doesn't happen to me very often.
Like I said, a lot of times that's what I am focused on
because that's what I can control is my breath.
Everything else, I'm tied up andchained up.
I can't control anything else. I can control my breath, but I
can see where you're coming fromwith that.
But yeah, it was, it was definitely interested.
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And then I had two or three other people afterwards go,
yeah, I was going to volunteer to be next.
But, you know, then we went through the second-half of your,
your punishment, you know, your,your session.
And they, they were like, no, I wasn't going to ask at that
point. Yeah, they didn't want to do it.
That's funny. So did you all see other scenes
that you like to watch? I like watching Evie scene.
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Evie was doing very well. She was, you know, out there
mingling with people. I saw her do at least three or
four scenes with, you know, different people.
So I. Only seen one I was with a
female and I was really liking that I actually was gonna I used
to call it I'm Nick, you know, like I wanted to give me fire
like. Me, she's good.
I really like watching her too. When we've ever done, you know,
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sessions together in the dungeon, it's always been fun.
You know, she, you know, she's just starting off, you know,
doing her thing. But she reads people well,
catching her footing really well.
Yeah, she, she talks to people. She's a great listener, great
listener. And she's really vocal.
I really like that about her. Walk or her demeanor in as a Dom
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when she conversates with them. I'm like wow, I wish I could do
that. That's something I'll never be
able to do. Gotcha.
Never say never. Well, like the way that, you
know, that's easy, you know, I. Still got like the vocabulary
choice that she uses. Yeah, vocabulary or just her
demeanor in it. Like, I have my demeanor and my
way that she's got her own way, and it's just nice to see
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another way of doing it that isn't me, you know?
Like, Barbie has her own thing, too, right?
If you could always envy it. But it doesn't mean that I can
display that scene. It's just the interaction, you
know, and how you gauge people. It's like a lot of times when I
always say, you know, it's like a mind fuck.
But when I have somebody up on the cross or the wall or
anything like that, you know, whisper things in their ear, I
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feel like you don't ever have toyell and, you know, really get
crazy with it. But years ago I had a a trans
friend of mine and she came to the dungeon and she brought her
new puppy and this was a human being.
This was an elderly gentleman. A new, old puppy.
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She had rescued teach an old dognew tricks it.
Was very interesting because he comes in and he had on a very
restrictive thong. He like a puppy collar.
He had on this puppy headpiece and I was like and this man was
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about £100 soaking wet, 5 foot 25 foot three, like anybody.
Tiny, little, teeny. Tiny little old man.
He was very fucking flexible. Like frightening, Flexible.
OK. Like put him in a box,
contortionist. Yes, yes.
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So when he squatted, he was likespread out with his big ass
knees and his arms, because his arms and legs were big and it
was freaky as fuck. And I was like, gosh damn, like
don't, I don't want to see that shit.
And he was like. Woof, woof woof.
And I was like, I'm like, girlfriend, you got to come
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bitch down and she would yell athim.
She was like. Puppy and I was like.
OK, this is supposed to be sexy time.
This is not sexy. And somehow they played, and
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they were playing on my red leather couch at the time, and
one of them ended up slicing thefucking leather in the seats and
I was like what the fuck, You know what the fuck?
Happened. I don't know, I don't know.
And then she brought a wine bottle and she drops it on the
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floor. It was fucking chaos.
And I meanwhile she's still yelling at this monkey boy
because he's like bouncing off the fucking furniture and I'm
like, damn old man that had to come down.
And I was like, 'cause that man could like SWAT.
Some reason I have, like, Gollumin my mind, dressed up as a dog
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from Lord of the Rings, you knowthat, yeah.
Yes, I mean he would squat and he could jump like a fucking
frog and he would like jump up on the foot box and I was like
what the fuck it was? It was freaky.
And I was like girlfriend, this is not what I want to be doing
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at 10:00 at night on a weekday. Like this is not my sexy time
fun. And and then to top it off, his
ball gag was a fucking dog bone.So you got one of those?
Yes, we did not. Use it so we had the dog bone.
He's drooling. He's it's got the whole
headpiece. Like he had so much shit on its.
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Head call that cranial accessories.
Yes, exactly. And I was like what the fuck
but. Yeah, fun to watch it was.
A weird night because then at the same time I was setting the
scene up because this other local Dom, she wanted to bring
in her sub, her male sub to suckDick for the first time and she
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wanted to watch. Well he gets down in the dungeon
with her and he has no desire todo anything in front of her.
He wants his own private time with dudes.
And I said I took her size a girlfriend.
This bitch is gay, OK? That's what it sounds like to
me. I'm like.
Yeah, he's trying to say he wants to suck Dick for the first
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time. And his Dom not be in the room,
yeah. No, no, he is gay.
He wants his own sexy time so hecan grow up with a Dick like a
man, you know? Easy, because a girl can get it.
Yes, Jesus. Christ and he didn't want to
have to compete with his Dom because she was a beautiful Dom.
That's what it was because there's kind of like a rule in
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the dungeon, OK, a rule amongst kingsters, right?
If you have a woman and a man and they're coming in to sucking
guy's Dick, OK, and he's straight or he's bi, who's he
going to choose? More than likely he's going to
choose the woman, right? And same thing applies if
there's a trans, a woman and a dude, who are they going to
choose? Nine times out of 10, the woman.
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And in the dungeon that night there was 2 trans, two women and
there was 3 dudes that were coming to get their Dick sucked
and they all wanted the chicks to do it, you know.
And so when I brought in the three bulls to get their Dick
sucked, they were like, oh, you're not going to do it.
I'm like, I'm the fucking Dom. I'm not sucking your Dick dude.
You know, we don't do that shit.I said it's this bitch, this
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bitch, this male bitch, he wantsto suck Dick tonight.
We want to watch him take it. And he he backed out, but
meanwhile I got fucking dog boy bouncing off the fucking
furniture. I've got her yelling at him.
I was like, get me the fuck out of here.
I need a transporter. Now our party this time had like
a bunch of really beautiful people come in.
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They oh gorgeous food by. Bratz Dolls like in the.
I don't know if that's offensiveto them, but.
No, it's not offensive. Brat styles are gorgeous.
They're like, perfect. I know you can't.
You always say something that's going to offend somebody.
I really do. But you know what?
Fuck that. I get offended every episode.
I know people need to have thicker skin.
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They really do. You need thicker skin.
It's really thin back where thatcollar is.
They really do. It's.
Like, I'm not going to remember what gender you are.
I don't fucking care. I'm going to treat you like a
fucking human being. That's what it's about.
That's it. But you know.
There was like pretty people there, yeah.
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Yeah, they were beautiful. A lot of trans people, a lot of
crossdressers, a lot of girls accessorizing everything.
Yes. There was one girl who wore
underwear that had pearls from all from front to back.
Yeah, beautiful. She's.
Here, spread your clown to see your pearls.
She's like, I'll do it later foryou.
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Great. Well, I will say that.
Do you remember the woman who was walking out at the gate and
she was still bragging about you?
She's like, oh, thank your security guy.
Yeah, thank your security guy over there.
He did such a good job protecting me.
He was so great. I really liked him so.
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It was a late there were two rather over intoxicated ladies.
The sash. Yes, the one with the sash and
then her friend and I was askingthem, you know, how are they,
you know, planning on getting home, you know, can I call it
Uber for them or anything of that nature?
What's that they? Showed up that.
Way and well I had a feeling because there's no way within
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too early yeah an hour they could have gotten that
intoxicated that quickly unless they're you know fucked up on
something else as well but the person who spoke about me
happened to be just kind of watching the situation and I
guess because of the way that I didn't you know increase the
situation kind of you know decrease the tension that was
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between everybody that it and I guess she liked it that I didn't
come in with a heavy hand yeah so you know but they said they
had designated drivers so I'm assuming they got home OK but
yeah I just don't like it you know I'll come to a party of
this nature and then. Go and do something stupid like
that. And then the cops asked where
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were you? Go to the dungeon park.
You know, it's just not a very. Yeah, I feel like it's not
really smart to show up intoxicated anyways, because to
a party like this you can get raped.
That's saying that we. Yeah.
You know, I'm saying like especially being followed home
or something, you don't do that.That or you could just get into
a agree to a really intense scene that you don't realize
that you're agreeing to and thenI.
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Don't know. I feel like I wouldn't be able
to handle a whole lot more if I was intoxicated.
I'm like, yeah, go home. Yeah, well, she's already
receiving an e-mail from me about that such behavior because
it's unnecessary. Yeah.
You know, it was uncalled for. It was not right.
Period. You just don't do that.
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She showed up. Oh, it's my birthday tomorrow.
I don't give a fuck, right? I really don't care.
I don't care if it's fucking 4thof July.
You don't need to get chip facedand then come to the party.
That's that's uncalled for. One of my rules.
That's. I will say she was in the
restroom. It was more the the lady that
was with her and I think they just met at the party, honestly,
but she was. No, they came together OK.
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Yeah, yeah, she was more the more the aggressive type.
Yeah. You know, I was questioning
because, you know, I asked her, OK, how you gonna get home?
I'm gonna drive her home. Do you think you really, you
know, have the ability to to do that?
You know, maybe we get a Uber for you or something like that.
What are you, a cop? You want to you want to give me
a breathalyzer? And of course I was representing
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you. So I didn't say shit.
But in my head, I'm going, I'm going to breathalyze.
If I got something else you can blow, you know, but I didn't say
it. I didn't say it.
I was good though at that moment.
But but yeah, she she, she got alittle spicy.
Wow. You know, like an hour in.
Yeah, not even like before the party got cramped.
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I cleaned up underwear off the floor in a pad out the bathroom.
Who did this? I read the donkey.
No, it was before they got there.
It was like so fucking early. Too early to have underwear on
the floor. Jesus, criminy, it was weird.
I don't know. Do you know how many pairs of
underwear? Underwear that we picked up the
next day. Really.
Yeah. Without it.
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Yes. That's pretty classic you wrap
around your wrist. Like you would, you're saying.
And you keep your underwear withyou, no?
They're gross like that. They take it off, they don't
give a fuck. Those are nice underwear though.
There's six pair you can choose.From feeling a little crabby.
Yeah. Wash them and throw them in the
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dungeon. Let the guys.
Wear. It might be too small for some
of the guys that come in. Probably.
Probably. We got them fatties, Justin.
Tiny butt. He does have a tiny butt and no
penis so. He doesn't have penis, it's just
that any not an alley. OK, OK Liz, being kind to your
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chest and that's not the case. Your your ovaries are up there.
Like Post said, we all know this.
Hey, at least you found them, you know?
It's sometimes, yeah. It's not really.
Looks. Yeah, it really has to.
Get up there. It's like, where's Waldo?
Oh, there they are. The next time he's here and
you're here, which will be tomorrow.
OK, OK, we'll pull. We got to pull them out so you
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can see this. I'm awfully excited.
I don't know because of how you described it.
The penis hole. He's got 2 penis holes.
OK, that's cool. Like just on the medical
standpoint. Science for science.
That's one in a 10,000 chance for men to have.
Two urethral holes and I found how I did it.
How I found out about that is I was trying to sound them and I
(23:47):
didn't know which hole to go in.I was like, it's just normal.
He's like, I didn't even know there's two.
Maybe that's why I pee like that.
I'm like what? The fuck You don't know what
your penis look like. He doesn't know what his penis
head looks like, he doesn't knowhow many holes he has, and he
doesn't know he has how to pull the ovaries out of his gut's
hat. It's only.
Like less like maybe half an inch deep though it might have
(24:08):
where you can have liquid come out of it, but it's not big
enough to where Ethan can go in.Interesting.
Yeah, it's very interesting and it's the one that you would
think that would be the real hole is the one that's not the
hole. How did he go through his whole
life without knowing that? Like he never got a physical for
sports or something but like a doctor for.
His. Mom, his parents did not tell
(24:28):
him. They didn't.
They didn't want to make him feel indifferent.
I'm sure. OK, you know, Or they didn't pay
attention. Maybe not, maybe not.
Yeah, real. I'm sure it was even tiny when
he was a baby. We've already had discussions
about his mother. His mother sucks so.
But still just cleaning up around the toilet, like you
know, if it's coming out two different directions or
something, you know, like there's.
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Yeah, I'm just saying she probably didn't care enough to
be like, oh, let's. Make sure you're OK, but how
many times you had two boys? How many times do you change boy
diapers? And when they're little, pee
pee, it's air. They start peeing.
And but you don't look, you close your eyes and look away.
No, you clean your son's penis. His mother would have known.
(25:11):
And his mother. Didn't give a fuck to tell him
if my son has too old. Exactly.
I would have noticed, yes. I didn't even the fuck out of
it. I was making sure everything was
OK because one of my kids was born, well, actually one of them
was born with a little bit of a deformity down there.
So I made sure everything was OK.
Yeah, he looks fine. Just say all that.
I can create good kids, I'm surethey're kind of big penises when
(25:34):
they get older. I was looking at pictures that
you we, I took of them and they're there's so many little
attributes of you that I see it's it's freaking cute.
It really is cute with you. Yeah, my boyfriend said the same
thing. He was like that right there.
That was your son. You will just like your son.
I'm like, and then I would do something else.
He's like you just fall just like your daughter.
(25:56):
Holy shit, your daughter, whoever she marries, she is
going to give them a fucking runfor their money.
That kid, she is like that. She is hardcore.
It's great. It's be in the jeans.
I literally see she's very timid.
OK, we're I thought. So one day after school, I come
(26:19):
across and I my door is open. I have like a screen door so you
can look through it. And I see one of my boys being
thrown across the the the yard by their book bag.
I'm like, Oh my God, who is out there?
I come out there. It's my daughter.
She threw across the yard by her, by his book bag.
I was like, Oh my God. So I get more leverage that way
(26:39):
and. She's she's 8, but she's a foot
taller than what she should be. She's.
Taller than my oldest, right? And she's my youngest.
Seems like girls do kind of shoot up just a little bit
quicker than guys do. Maybe.
Because y'all go through pubertyquicker at a younger age than
guys do, yes. So like I didn't shoot up till I
was like 16. When I was 1213 is when I
(27:02):
started to really shoot up and. Yeah, my son is 12, my oldest
son is 12 and he is as tall as me.
He's got a little moustache. I remember he was literally the
size of a bread pan. OK, I could put him in a bread
pan and now he's got a moustache.
You shouldn't keep your kids in in loaf pans.
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I don't know. I don't know if you know.
That I don't. Know if you know that or not.
You know there's a whole story about that.
You're so. Little little bathtub.
Keep my little rags in there anduse it as a bathtub.
Now how did I tell you some interesting info that someone
reached out to me on fat? One of my friends on there he's
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he has the adult baby nursery. Oh yeah.
Don't we won't even say his name.
Oh yeah, but he's a girl. No, he's not a girl, you know.
You saw him before in the detention.
By a girl though. Oh does he.
He's a girl, baby. Oh fuck, well I didn't know that
because I've never done sessionswith.
(28:06):
Him. Yes, you did.
Me. And you did a session with him
together. I've never been with him by
myself. OK.
Me And you did it. He rode the Sybian.
He was the first one that we made.
Ride the Sybian. OK.
All right. And he was a girl, OK.
OK, whatever floats his little baby both.
But anyway, he wants to bring over some of his ABDL furniture
(28:26):
and have a little ABDL party. Sounds kind of fun, it sounds.
I think it should be a party allby itself because they always
get so embarrassed. Baby yells they don't enjoy
coming because they're nervous about it.
We should have a party just for them.
Yeah, we can do that. I think it'd be cool.
I think it'd be. I'd be there.
So fun. I'll be all dressed up like
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mommies. Yeah, those aprons.
Yes, No, I already told. Like I just got to put it into
the right frame. Like if you have like a
Valentine's party, I was so dressed as Cupid, you know, in
that diaper. You know, like we just got to
work it into the theme of what it is.
If we could explain it into theme, we're good to go.
I like ABDL but. The ABDL party that's also.
ABDL and Valentine's and it'll just have you like kind of like
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Christmas in July, you know whatI mean?
Like, I think it'd be a lot of fun.
Everybody can dress in red. We can get red lipstick and kiss
all their little butts. I'm down with that.
The clay I'm not kissing. Yeah, that's.
All I said you can. Kiss my ass.
OK. Lucky.
These cheeks, Red lips. Yeah.
Sticks all over them. I need to keep that.
(29:29):
That is OK. It'll be Valentine's, you know,
And then you could be Cupid. There you go.
And you could, like, protect everybody by shooting them
there. Yeah, they're doing.
A little plastic little thing, yeah.
I was gonna say then we could have Abby use the breast pump in
front of everybody. Yes, and everybody.
Listen to. Stories.
Yes, that was. So fun.
Yes, 100%. I'm there, I'm there.
(29:54):
That'll be great. We got little, little like block
party, get the big blocks. Yes, absolutely.
And if you're playing like, nursery rhymes, there's no way
that, like, the neighbors can complain that you're being too
loud. It's all go to sleep, go to
sleep. You know we can.
Get like ducks. We can get those big blunt ducks
and put them in the pool. 100% look at her, how excited.
(30:14):
She's got in the shower. It'd be very fun.
I fully support the idea. OK, it'd be fun.
Well. Coming to you, the new adult
baby party, I think, yeah, I like it.
Absolutely. We'll make that.
Totally cute as fuck. Yes.
So I think we can close it off with here, but I think this this
(30:36):
party was was pretty fucking crazy.
It was a lot of fun. I got nasty in the pool.
We saw a lot of Dick sucking. Yeah.
I like sucking Dick under the water.
Yeah, it's fun, isn't it? Is that how you learn to hold
your breath that long? Sure enough, I.
Got to learn how to do it some way.
Hey, motivation, motivation. All.
(30:58):
Right. You know what I just thought
about you would You can't choke under the water.
You'd be literally drowning down.
There this is a good observationyou you are correct.
I got to test this theory when Iget home you.
Gotta go to the bathtub. Like.
A handstand. And yeah, it'd be harder.
(31:18):
To water up your nose. OK.
We want a big science fair report on it when you come back,
yes. I can.
Definitely share my hypothesis. There you go.
All right, kids, PO, you did today.
Until then, PO. This has been the latest episode
of. Call me Mistress.
(31:40):
Ow.
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