July 23, 2025 • 50 mins
MIA, LIV AND POE DISCUSS A FEW TOPICS FROM SISSY TIME, TO AN INTERESTING SESSION AND THEN POE TELLING HIS SECRET.
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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia. We've got with me Madame Lev.
Morning. Talk louder than that.
Good morning. Put it up to your mail.
Hello. Like it's a big Dick.
It is a big spongy Dick spotted Dick cake.
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You know spotted Dick cake. You got the.
Black one, I got the white. One I know I.
Think mines bigger than yours I could.
Be I don't have any spots on it but I sure love spotted Dick in
a can. It's real spongy.
You know, all it means is just been a little used.
Oh, mine be used, right? Yeah.
Yeah. Yours is bigger.
And. Yeah.
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Yeah, it is. I've tried putting that one in
my mouth. The microphone, not your Dick.
Or or it could have been, I don't know.
Yeah, you never know, I could have.
I could put that part in. In your mouth.
Yeah, just that part. Though I just grabbed your dog's
titty and she growled. At me, she said.
Lower, she said. No, she's an old grandma.
She don't want her titties played with anymore.
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She's like Liv, I still love you, but don't touch mommy's
titties. Grandma's titties.
Whatever, she's just a little croissant, she is.
Titties. She's got to grab it.
You know what's funny is she'll growl with the other dogs and
then she'll start. Start.
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Gagging. I'm like, oh, it's smoker's
talk. Oh, goodness.
All right. And we have to introduce PO.
He's over there with his collar.Yeah.
Good morning. Good morning greeting for some
Manor. Yes, PO masta vipa.
How are we doing? We're doing super D duper
beautiful day. It was beautiful.
(01:56):
You know, you all just did a hotscene for Friday in the fucking
dungeon for fucked Up Friday. Everybody always asks, do you do
it on Friday? No, we record it any day of the
week. We just post it on Friday
because we don't do it live. But anyone who wants to
volunteer for that position, they are more than welcome.
It's a lot of fun. They like pain slits.
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Yeah, but we can go hard on you.All tied up some titties.
You did Hot Impact and we're going to call that episode Oh,
Ring around the Whore. I like it.
That's what she. Rang around the.
That's what she. Refer to dads.
I like it, yes. It was fun, yes.
That was blast. Yes, you all circled her and did
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kinky shit to her. That's the life right there.
That was the you had to feel we're.
Walking down the stairs, like imagine this.
I was talking to Poe. Yes.
I was like, you know, look wherewe're at, you know, four months
ago we wasn't here. Now you're walking down the the
stairs with me in your dumb clothes.
Like that has held, you know. Yes, she was a proud Mama.
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And pose in his head like I'm a big kid now.
No, he did Master Viper very well, yes.
This is his first real impact scene where you got to actually
hit another person versus himself.
Oh yeah. And you know, he did really
well. He did a fabulous job when he
saw Sage. Oh yeah?
Well, Sage, he did electric work.
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He didn't do anything correct. I feel like you do.
So well on it. No, but you did it.
You look like a magician, you know, you were doing so well
with the the which? I thought Master Viper was just
an awesome name for somebody that that would do like a lot of
electrical stuff, you know, because I feel like you're
really good at that. But the impact stuff, that was
really cool. We did great.
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It was a lot of fun. I enjoyed it.
I definitely would entertain anddo it again.
Well, I have to say, Liv, you look so pretty today.
You're going oh, naturale and you've got your hair back in a
bun. You're wearing a new black lace.
See. So cute, so cute.
I love it. So we had an interesting week.
We had a couple sessions the other day and you saw one
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gentleman in there and you couldhave killed him.
So yeah, you know, he almost died on you.
You never know. Clear.
Yeah, he, well, at first I already thought something was
weird because he couldn't handlevery much pain.
It was already kind of weird because I was just like, why are
you being a little bitch right now?
Like, like, what the hell? Yeah.
Then his knees started to buckleand I was like, so I caught him.
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Like I put my knee in the way where he could sit on it and I
took him down and then moved himto the couch where he could sit
down and I continued work. Was he on the cross or was he?
He was on the cross facing. Right.
OK, the cross. I put him on the couch and
continue to do work with him. But then literally he was just
like, you got to stop. You got to stop.
And I'm just thinking like that's the safe word.
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So I'm just like, you know. But he didn't say it, but he was
freaking out. I noticed I was like no, no, no
really. And I was like, OK, so he's like
I've got something going on withmy head.
So I rubbed his head because said that something was going on
with his neck muscle or something.
So I said then rubbed it and pinched it.
He said he needed it, but we didn't know what what happened.
So we called me in there and shedid some blood pressure check in
and yeah, it was really odd. But he said he didn't eat
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anything all day and he drank alcohol the night before.
I was like, what the fuck? Why are you coming here with no
nothing in your body? Yeah, if you're, if you're not
used to doing that, you know, intermittent fasting like that,
Yeah. Hey, but good on you for
stopping, recognizing that something was going down.
That's another reason why it's always best to come to a place
of this nature, to where everybody knows what they're
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doing, They know what to look out for, they know well.
Even even in your own home, you shouldn't be able to really pay
attention to your partner anyways.
You should pay attention to yourpartner.
It's not just about just hittingthem or just putting your feet
in your in their face. It's really a thing because
that's why they come here. It's like, oh, they always just
laugh when they do it or it's not fun because, you know, like,
let's say you're in your little boy clothes and you're with
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another girl and they're laughing and she's like, what
the fuck, Right. It's just because it's in a
weird setting. Yeah.
Yeah, I guess on most people, like if you you're just finding
some random person on Craigslistthat you've never met, you don't
have anything. Yeah, that's scary.
Such a strong need for it. First, some professionals just,
you know, be safe. That's, you know, the most
important thing here. And sometimes Mr. Snail likes go
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on Grinder and look at gay guys who want to come to a dungeon.
So I I'm there too. Find me on grinder baby, you
know? Baby Grinder.
You know what's great is when you go on grinder and you see
someone you know, and they always pretend like they're
complete heterosexual. Meanwhile, I know I've been
right and I can see those motherfuckers and I'd be like,
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you game bitch. Yeah, there's this one fake dumb
that I can't fucking stand and then I catch him on there and
I'm like, oh, what do you want? Oh yeah, you want a feminine
male? Yeah, OK, I've.
I said it all along. If.
There was an ABDL version of like Grinder.
What do you think it would be called?
Oh my God. Baby.
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Playtime Blockbusters. Blockbusters.
Cause the blocks you busting. I give you voice for cleverness.
I think about that. That's great.
I would say like playpen, you know?
The playpen I. Was thinking of, you know, like
a playpen or. Yeah.
That's cute. You should make that makes that
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a thing. Yeah, you could make that a
whole website be. Interesting to explore what that
concept could come up with. It's an interesting thought
process. Like a fat life, but just for
adult babies. You know, one of my friends I
had met in the lifestyle, I met him off of a BBW website years
ago when I was dating and, and he created the website Pay Pigs
and I was literally the first Dom, the first person that that
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he wanted to honor me to be the first person that signed up for
it. What is?
What is that? Well, pay pigs, it was around
for about 10-15 years and it wasa pay pig site for submissive
men who wanted financial doms. So I would go on there and there
was a lot of submissive men and they would say hey, you know,
can we talk on webcam? Can hey, can you blackmail me?
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Can you specify me? Can you do all these things?
It was online domination. And some of them didn't even
want as much as just a photo or a couple photos or a little
video. And I would do that.
And then they would send me money.
Yeah. And they would, they would send
it back in the day with PayPal and then PayPal or just like,
oh, you're an escort. And I'm like, no, I'm a
dominatrix. And they're like, we don't care.
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It's illegal. Boop.
I'm like, yeah, yeah, whatever. It's annoying.
So dumb. Exactly.
Fuck you PayPal. Anyway, I resent Will Ferrell
for promoting them. I don't like PayPal, but what's
interesting is Cash App. I've always liked Cash App,
right? And I'm very obvious because I
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make my name on there Mistress Mia's dungeon, right?
And it's typically because we have a podcast.
Yes, people will send money or whatever for the podcast.
I had one guy last year, he sentme money for microphones.
I remember. You saw him that score.
Yeah, it was cool, right that. Is awesome.
Yes. And so hence we have new
microphones and he was super cool about it.
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So I was like, Oh yeah, we're going to do it this Cash App.
Great. So then, you know, we use Cash
App. Well, Cash App turned around and
tell me a few months ago, oh, you can't use your Cash App card
and you can't transfer money into a federal account like your
bank. And I'm like, Oh well fuck you
Cash App. But I can send Cash App money
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from mine to yours and yours to mine and back and forth.
I could do that. I just couldn't put it in a
private institution like a bank.Well, they say that and then it
is dumb. But get the funny part.
This is how unorganized they arewith their little organization
of Cash App because 2-3 weeks later I was able to do it.
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I still haven't used my card to like try out my card.
Because. I.
Didn't do tap. Pay, I don't know, but I can't.
I can't. I know I can still send to my
bank, so they're not wrong aboutthat.
But then randomly I'll get an e-mail and I'll say, oh, you
can't do such and such. And I'm like, motherfuckers,
I've been doing this. Anyway, I know it's totally off
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subject, but I know a lot of people use Cash App, a lot of
people use PayPal and that's whythe topic I thought was
interesting. But so again, let's go back to
your session. You saw these signs.
You did take the initiative to really recognize everything that
was happening. I told him to sit down and drink
some water and calm down for a little bit because he was just
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like freaking out, kept wanting to get up and clean.
I'm just like just wanted to getup and clean, you know?
But I just was like, no, just sit here and relax.
And we told Mia gets here so. Yeah.
And when you did, I was like, you're like, he needs to see
you. I'm like, he never needs to see
me. Just randomly.
What's up? Yeah, he almost died.
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That's why I get text. Message.
I was like I said, no, we had anemergency.
We almost. Died.
Yeah, no, he. She's like, we had an accident.
I'm like, Oh my God, what's like?
I almost had a stroke. Yeah, he said that too.
And I was like, what the fuck? But anyway, I went down.
It wasn't the case. And I'm not a medical
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professional, but I was like, oh, it was.
I was like, yeah, blood pressurecuff, pulsometer, boom, boom,
boom. Yeah, we checked him out.
Yeah. And overall his, his blood
pressure was a little elevated. The systolic was a little and
his pulsometer was. His pulse was a little so.
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A lot of stress and then he alsohad his arms elevated, so it
could just been a lot of combination.
A lot of combination. That's how his body responded.
Yeah, exactly. So crazy.
So here we are and I did a session with my sweet little
Justin and let me say I got thatpicture.
I was like, Oh my God, there's Justin.
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Justin wanted to go get a haircut before he came to see
me. When did he come see?
You on Saturday. OK, yeah, she sent me a picture
of him in the in the made outfit.
I was like, Oh my God, I'll. Send it to you too, PO.
OK Justin, I'm showing people your picture.
I know you don't care, but he's.Probably giggling a picture.
Of those balls so I can see whatyou are talking.
About Oh my God yes, the man cunt yes well, I told it just.
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Looks like a bubble. A bubble.
It does a little pain of clit A.Pussy without a clit, a pussy
without a slit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But you know, I told him during the week I was texting him and I
was like, I still want you to behere so we can show PO your Dick
and balls. And you know, I was laughing
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about it and I was like, Liv, you can just hear his giggle
without even you. Really got to hear his good
What's the sweetest thing ever? Sweetest thing ever.
And let me tell you what's so sweet about him.
He texts me and it's like, oh, mistress, I adore you.
I just do. I would do anything for you.
I just love you, love you, love you, you know, all these things.
And I'm like, he's like, you just don't know what you mean to
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me. And you know, you've helped me
so much in my life and help me with my relationship with my
dad. And I was like, I'm so happy for
you, you know, and he's like, I I want you to owe me forever.
And I said, but you know that when I came to see him, when he
came to see me on Saturday, I was like, but you know, Justin,
the goal is I'll own you as longas you want me to, but I still
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want you married one day with kids because he just looks like
that marrying kind of cute grandpa at some point.
He's so fucking cute and he's got that big woolly face and he
didn't get to go to the salon that I told him about because
they were closed Sunday and Monday, the two days he has off.
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So of course I go and he comes in, he's like, I really don't
want you to see how bad my hair looks.
I don't know. When he came in I was like, fuck
Teen Wolf 3. Poor Justin.
Yes, but he looked like a big old wolf.
I saw his picture. Yes, I'm going to send it to
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Posey. I couldn't keep looking at it.
I was dying. Like you send it to PO.
Just send it to PO. It's hilarious.
I. Can just show it to you and you
can get the reaction. Now Oh my God, yes please please
watch it PO it's hilarious. Please see it.
But but point of it is he's so sweet and Justin was talking
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about how he gets at work and hegets so stressed out.
Is that not fucking hilarious? He's rocking the outfit.
He's. Right, he's in a black and white
very puffy silky maids outfit. Pull it off better than I would.
Okay, well, he told me in a wig.And he's wearing tights and
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heels. Yes, he's got titties.
You can see he's laughing, he thinks it's funny, he dies.
He does, but he loves it. He loves.
It. Yeah, I know.
And you know, it's funny becausewhat he was telling me, he's
like, you know, I miss you so much.
I miss you all the time. And when I go to work, I, I miss
you so much. I just listen to the podcast.
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And he said just hearing my voice, a lot of times it just
sends him into a little subspaceand he zones out.
I'm like, oh. That's nice.
And that's sweet. God, let it be a Wednesday, you
know, because they get to hear what's happening in the dungeon
and all that tough stuff. That's cool you.
Know it helps you kind of go, OK, all right, just a few more
days, just a few more days. I got this.
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Yeah, it's stressful, you know, you get into a high stress work,
you know, and he, he's in a verystressful work environment
himself, you know, and it's, it's very, it's time consuming.
He has to constantly go in and blah, blah, blah.
You know, people deal with that shit all.
Your break from reality it. Is.
Literally game. Game like.
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Oh, game. That's not a good party, Yeah.
Gangbanging out here, you know, escape from reality, saying that
was an escape from reality. Oh, not Jesus.
Gang, gang. Speaking of gang gang, you are
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rapping the fuck I have a mic on.
Friday so we all did karaoke that.
Was a lot of fun. We, it was, I enjoyed it.
We sat around, we listened. We, we invited our friend Brandy
over. So it's the four of us.
We're just sitting in the den, we're singing karaoke, we're
having a great time for a couplehours.
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And meanwhile poor Liv's boyfriend working out in the
heat, feeling like dog shit or whatever he's like.
Karaoke, I can show you though. Oh my God, that's great.
And then I felt I did. I did tell my boyfriend after I
was like, yeah, we just got, I know you're working, but we just
got done karaoke in and yeah, mysafety.
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Yeah, I know he's in the heat and it's been hot enough.
He told me he. Works in a giant warehouse and
it's hot. Yeah, that's so.
He told me it was 101. In the building.
Yes, it's fucking horrible. And then I'll.
Be striking. Isn't that crazy?
Yeah, it's crazy that would. Not be my environment.
No, it's crazy. And then my husband, he had just
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a terrible stressful day. So Friday he was just like
pissed and irritated. He's like, how was your day?
And I was like, it was okay. We had to do that a couple.
Yeah, We felt, it felt like we were like about to have a
sleepover. Yeah, we're just all piled in
the room playing karaoke. Like we were like kids.
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It was great. Because the plan was initially
we're going to go out swimming. And then that morning, you know,
I messaged Brandy. I said, oh, Brandy, we've got
like 60% chance of rain. Yeah, it.
Was gross it. Was gross.
So here it was thundering out and we're like, yeah, we're
going to sing. Come on karaoke, eat that sub.
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You all are passing around chips.
But I was good. I had my seafood salad.
I didn't have that many chips. Well, good.
Have that for the record. OK.
All right, Matt, she only had a couple chips.
Half a bag of BBQ chips that were.
That did not Co what I did not have half a bag of chips.
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OK. It was probably 25% air that was
in there, yes. And then you had 25.
OK, I stand corrected. OK, so to clarify you.
Just liked me getting in trouble.
Look at his face and. That was real gay for like call
me you made earlier, no? No, it's really sexy poo.
Passive aggressiveness are gay. What's really sexy is when I
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called her yesterday, I'm like, hey, I have a question and I
start asking the question. I'm like, what are you doing?
She's like, I'm like, what? And she said I'm eating a
hamburger right now. I was like, I thought you were
doing. Something else I'll be honest
with. You Hey, you know it would that
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was. The.
Last, no, he wasn't on the phonewith you, but he told I was
eating a bag of chips. He's like get on it.
I'm like, eat my chips and I'm like, alright, ride his Dick
while he was bagging chips. You thought it was so funny.
He was telling everybody. I was like, why is that funny?
That's so gross. He was so amused by that he had
to call me and tell me this. There's some.
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People that have that kink about.
You, I know, give you some frat chicken and rub it in between
your toes. Fried chicken Lube.
Bring that chicken leg out over there.
Clean it up. Yeah, get it back.
Yeah. Then there'd be some cake later.
Spread some honey on there. At least it wouldn't be no
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grilled cheese. Be spreading it like grilled
cheese. That's nasty.
Wow, Yeah, wow. I.
Think I'd want to have to go down on a girl that has a
grilled cheese. Down there, no, we don't want no
grilled cheese. I have problem with roast beef
sometimes. You don't like the Audis, you
only like beanies? Wow, I'm with you on that Poe.
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I don't want a little Audi, justnot too much, too much roast
beef. I can understand.
We don't want to be swimming through the meat curtains at.
This point, beggars can't be choosers.
Yeah. You know what's really funny is
there's this one chick and she has the most followers on fat.
For the biggest meat curtains. No, she does not have meat
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curtains. She it's semi.
You can see a little bit of the labia.
It's not excessive. But what's really funny is my
friend called me one day she hasscreenshot the picture of this
woman. I'm not going to say her name.
I'm not going to promote this bitch.
So so my friend sends me the picture and it's of her pussy
and her asshole, right? And she says, have you ever seen
(20:54):
a more pink and perfect vagina and asshole?
She's like, you know, all of hershit is like perfectly done by
an actual photographer. And I said, well, yeah, that's
that's what she does. I mean, she has followers.
And I said, I'll say it can't bethat pink.
I mean, it's not pink perfect you.
Can put a filter on that. I have a filter that you can
make it look a little bit like pinker.
(21:15):
OK. You can do that.
Well, I'll have to show you a picture because this.
Woman show you the way to make. It like boom app adventure
pornography editing shots Yeah make your asshole pinker.
Make your nipples bigger or smaller.
Yeah, there, you literally can do all that now.
But yeah, saying that people don't have really pink pussies.
I'm not saying that it is impossible because there are
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people with perfect pussies out there like we've.
Met one person. Perfect pussy.
Yeah. Yeah, That is really cute.
OK, Yeah. All right, right, so anyway, I
did a session and I told you allabout it.
Do you mind if I tell the story again on the podcast?
Go for it, okay, This wasn't with Justin.
It was with my slave, my Sissy slave, right?
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Well, we had been talking about putting him in the bag and I
said well. The bag you gotta explain what
the bag? Is so the bag is a sleep sack is
what they call it and it is a bondage sleep sack.
So it has arm restraints on the inside.
It is this one that I have. The older one is satin lined and
it's leather on the outside and it has canvas underneath and it
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has a zipper at the ass, zipper at the cock, zipper at the
shoulders and flaps over the titties.
So you can pretty much have access to access points on the
body. OK, Dick, ass, shoulders,
titties. OK, OK, I've got.
I've got the visual. So it has the two buckles for
the neck and then it has bucklesall down the body.
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And then I, I put additional straps like belts around the
waist, arms, that kind of thing.Usually like my husband would
have his arms down by his sides just to be very comfortable.
And we have a massage table out in his office that we put, you
know, the bag there and he gets in and that's, you know, his
punishment sack. So he can stay there for as long
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as I have him restrained. And I use multiple belts because
he likes to be very constricted.And then at times I'll go in
there, I'll leave them, but I'lldo breath play with them and
that kind of thing. Well, in this situation, I
wanted to use it on my Sissy slave.
So for the afternoon, we spent the entire afternoon.
I got him makeup on and I made sure that he was completely
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shaved everywhere. And then of course he got
dressed up and, you know, we didall sorts of fun little things
in between. And then I put him in the sleep
sack and bound him up tight. And then ultimately I was
wearing some PVC light pink pants.
And he said the same thing like everybody says when they see me
wearing these pink pants, which I'm going to order another pair
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because I. I like them, they're cute.
They're cute, right? They weren't.
Pink though, they're like, they're like a off white.
Well, you saw them in the dungeon, but once you see them
in person, Yeah, actual lighting, you'll see they're
like this color pink, but a little lighter.
OK. Yeah.
And so. So anyway, I put those on and
he's like, he's like, I got kindof excited.
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I thought you were, like, wearing no pants when I saw you.
And I was like, yeah, no. And then he's like, you know,
you just keep upgrading your pants every time I see you.
Like every fucking time I see I love your pants.
You know, he loves the PVC, loves them really bright and
glossy. He loves that look.
Who doesn't I look? Well, you don't like the shiny
(24:35):
pants, though. Live.
I don't. Yeah.
I don't know. I like him on myself.
I love that shiny. Shiny pantyhose command though
they make it look like that lookOK so I'm seeing maybe if I can
kind of use that in my outfits. OK, see how it links?
Yeah, it's. Supposed to look like that shiny
look. OK, well, let's see how it goes.
So ultimately I put my Sissy slave in the bag and once I
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bound him up, he's like, and it's sat in line.
It's very comfortable. And he was just like, Oh my God,
I could stand here forever, you know, I love it.
And then of course, he has been in chastity now for three days,
three solid days. And this chastity cage that he
has, it is, we've tried different cages on him over the
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years, but this has been like the perfect cage because there's
room to breathe. It's good that you.
Wash it. And wash it, yes.
That's what I was actually wondering was the washing like
how do you get like in the nooksand crannies if you.
Depends on how many nooks and crannies you get.
Exactly. And see the old style has been
like a total sheath where it only has the hole for urination
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and it's not breathable. You know, it's not.
I know that I put Brie in one for a couple weeks and you know,
she would have to take it off. You know, ultimately she had to
clean it a lot, make sure it wasdried out and everything else.
And it was a hassle 'cause it wasn't breathable holes in it.
But this one is like a it's a solid, but it's a soft plastic
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and it's I, I can't really describe how it feels.
It's really interesting. Like a silicone.
No, it feels almost like a wall.I have the cock rings.
I'll have to show you the cock rings and how they feel.
But they came with five adjustable cock rings, the other
here on the table, aren't they? Yeah, she'll, she'll live.
And yeah, see how feel how they feel.
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It's interesting, isn't it? And so it's not super heavy.
Feels like a baby play toy. Yeah, yeah.
That's a cock ring. What's put in your mouth?
Yeah. But but look how it is I.
Almost put it in my mouth. Do you see the insertable at the
top? All that does right there is fit
into the sheath for the cock. Like just like that.
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And it's that easy. And you put the lock at the top.
It's super fucking easy to install and because of the
shape, it's not like a perfectlyrounded shape.
They do the size of like the testicles and almost a V You see
how it is it looks. Gonna be more comfortable.
It is so much more comfortable, he said.
It doesn't pinch his testicles. It's.
Kind of easier to get the balls through there.
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I find that with some of them, like getting the balls through
that little thing, like I don't know how a female had you have
designed this because they don'tknow how these balls work.
Yeah, he said. It's.
Justin. He said it was really hard to
put in Justin, but Live is the only one that can do it.
Like this and you push in and they pull out that like little
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olives. Little.
Oval ovary olives. But anyway, so after that I
thought, OK, well, how am I going to do this?
Because honestly, I don't want to sit on this cage because it's
very sensitive because when you're constantly hard, it's
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going to hurt. So I didn't want to like rub
myself on this cage. So I put the the massager on his
cage and then I put my wet panties in his mouth and then
sat on his face. And he said that was his
ultimate fantasy. He never really said that to me
until recently. I said, well, I'm, I want to
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fulfill every fantasy. I mean, if we're going to do
this for fun, let's do it for fun.
Make it happen. And he said that was the most
intense, best orgasm he has everhad in his life, You know, and
that awesome. It is awesome.
It's so complimentary, like thatis so cool.
And he's like, I'm speechless. I, I just, it's amazing.
I don't know how great this can be.
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I mean, so I was thrilled. It was good, It was good.
It's a high praise and a high compliment.
Thank you. I thought so too.
And so of course, once he got home, after everything, he's
like, I've sent him home. This is really funny.
So I sent him home with his own little cool massager and his own
little cool dildo. OK, a vibrator, but I didn't
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send him the cords so. You vixen.
I am right so he can't fucking recharge that shit.
You're a fucking devil, I. Know I love it, right?
He has come up with. He hasn't figured that out yet
because at some point he's goingto be like, because he told me
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he's like, I'm sure I'll have a charger for that.
He's like, what is it like Ausb?And I'm like, no, it's one of
those long stems. And you have to make sure you
have the right long stem. Yeah.
Ha ha, he's going to run out of juice.
He'll. Be back.
Oh yeah, that's the point, right?
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So it's funny. Awesome.
And he's like, he's like, can I vibe my cage mistress?
And I'm like, yeah. And after 10 minutes, he's text
me. He's like, well, I went numb.
I wasn't able to come. And I said no.
But from now on, the only way you're going to be able to come
is me sitting on your face, you know, in my PVC pants.
That's going to be the only way.I'm just telling you now.
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Exception. Yeah.
It's great. You come until I sit on.
That's The Lion King, by the way.
That's Lion King. I've never watched that.
Lion King definitely want. To that's the one where Kobu is
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being sent away. Deception.
OK this race. Oh my gosh.
Scar on his face. Man, I'm over here like he won't
come until he sits on his face. That is fucking awesome.
Well, you know, and that's the way it's gonna be.
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And so the question is stop. Just.
Sit down. He has a birthday coming up and
he's like, you know, when he's cool and calm, he's like, so
you're gonna uncaged me for my birthday, right?
And I'm like, no, like why wouldyou need your Dick out on your
birthday? Plan on coming over here on your
birthday. Yeah, yeah, of course I am.
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No, no, PO, no that. No, no, no.
He will, He will. Yeah, PO get it right.
I don't need his little Dick, OK?
I need his Dick in the cage. That is the goal, OK, To keep it
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in the cage because he wants to be cooked, he wants to be a
Sissy, He wants humiliation, degradation.
And ultimately when he becomes more submissive minded at after
we've had this conversation and after I've put a massager on his
little clit over his cage, he's like, oh, Mistress, thank you
(31:54):
for caging me. Thank you for keeping me caged
up, especially on my birthday. So that's right.
That's how it's going to be. So let's have fun with that.
Let's have let's see how long wecan endure.
So today is day 4. Day is day 4.
Yes. Oh, now here's the catch.
I feel like I'd be wet all the time.
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I know. I had a cage on.
I had blue balls like after like2 days.
I would come just by walking. Well, you know, potent.
This is what I told him. I said if you want to have an
orgasm you either have to come see me or you have a nice
vibrator that can go up your pussy hole so you can.
She took the Chargers. A parameter, yes, but he can
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still massage his prostate. He could still.
He could still ride it, he couldstill work it in, and he could
figure out how to rattle his cage.
You did say something earlier that I was like, OK, respect
that he text you and asked you beforehand.
Oh yeah, respect on that. Absolutely mindset, that's
right. And.
That kind of. You know and.
Yes, you know, dynamic. Yes, and that's the thing.
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When he is to have an orgasm, hehas to eat his cum now from now
on, that's the rule. That's submissive mindset.
And you know when he came over on Friday night?
I know. But PO trust.
Me not a submissive mindset I guess.
Well, you're not a Sissy cook either.
OK, big dear friends. OK, you want a baby bottle?
OK, you don't want your own cum.We get it.
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Yes, but the baby bottle hasn't had like milk or juice in it.
Yes, correct. Lady milk or lady juice?
Tried that one. But anyway, at the very end,
when he was able to come throughhis cage, because I did the same
thing, rattled his cage, did allthat, the panties in the mouth,
that was the Topper. But I didn't do that until
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Saturday. But the the whole concept with
the Monday, the whole concept with dirty panties in his mouth,
that was the winner. But sitting on his, yeah, he
fucking loved that. That was that was the cream of
the crop. But anyway, yeah.
And I made sure I put the wet one right there in his mouth.
Like, yeah, it's nice and wet. Just freaky.
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There you go. Taste those.
Seasonings, yes. It was great, Liz rubbing her
head. That make you feel uncomfortable
with that? No.
What are you thinking? She getting horny over there.
Well, no, I can't get horny for her.
No what? Happened.
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But anyway, so the other day when when I made him come in the
dungeon through his cage, I tookhis cum.
Yeah, I sat on face too. Many cums in that sentence I'm
trying to say. You say he's in the dungeon.
He was in the dungeon, I sat on his face and I had my PVC pants
on right and I rattled his cage with the vibrator and then when
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he came I took and swiped his cum off his cage because it kind
of like spurt it out like, you know, it wasn't a straight shot.
What did you do with? It oh, I swiped it up I know and
you know I made him eat it. He's like no, no, please, Mr.
Supreme and I'm I'm like, no, that is your price.
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You say thank you and he loved it.
I said you're going to learn to love it, you.
Learn to love, to serve, that's the thing, and I understand the
concept of it, but man, I would hate to do that.
But you know, I'm sure his cum does not taste bad.
You know, he drinks plenty of fluid.
Oh. Yeah.
But it's still calm in your mouth.
Not the right type of liquids. Well, here's the thing though,
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and I go back to this. I'm just telling.
You I make people eat their cum off my boots because usually
come on my feet or come on my boots and then I make them clean
it off. Yeah, but here's the thing, you
guys, you drink a ton of water, throw in some Gatorade and
that's it. You drink a ton of water.
You're going to have a very fluid liquid.
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It's not going to be chunky creamed corn, OK.
Now it doesn't matter because some people really just taste
bad. It doesn't matter how liquidy
that shit is. OK, well, I just don't think his
really taste bad. I mean, like I said, I looked at
it, it was very lucid, very transparent.
You know, I just don't see that it was going to be bad.
So in his mouth, that is the D ball, yes.
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And what's interesting though, too, is I've made him shave all
of his body hair off all his facial hair, and he's fucking
loving it and. Especially during the
summertime. Yes, hot as balls out there.
Yes, but they. Aren't clean shaven.
He loves feeling his soft legs now.
He loves seeing himself with no beard.
And what's really interesting, it was about the concept of
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sitting back and I was like, I'mgoing to trim your eyebrows.
We're putting makeup on. We have really make you pretty,
you know, and he had a couple like longer strands in his
eyebrows. He's like, I've never trimmed my
eyebrows. And I'm like, well, you got to
trim your eyebrows the older youget.
True. You're going to have to thin
them out and, you know, trim them down.
And I've, I've put such an instilled fear in him now that I
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had the pair of scissors and he's like, oh God, please be
careful. I'm like, look, I've done this a
lot. And he said, I'm going to be
honest. And this is after I was done,
mind you, because he's sitting there very fucking still.
He's like, I literally had a thought that you were going to
stab me for a quick second. Oh my God.
And I was like what the fuck is wrong with you?
Why does he not trust you like that?
I don't think it. I don't think it necessarily,
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no. I wasn't in the situation, but
maybe he was saying I thought you were going to accident
gently do it, like you were going to slip or something of
that nature and you were going to stab me.
Yeah, I don't know. To me, I think it wasn't that so
much as I think it was like a self loathing thing, like, OK, I
don't like myself enough that you would actually hurt me to
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accomplish something. Maybe that's his mindset, that
that's where I was getting it. But I know for the fact that,
you know, as a sub, if I was being forced to do something
that like shaving my legs as a man, yeah, I would love going
home and just feeling my legs and knowing that it was for you.
And he does. And I can see that being does
because nobody else knows about it but you.
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And he's touching his legs. Like, I love that.
Yes. I.
Do it my boss sack all the time.Are you talking about I don't
want your balls back shave and. Poke, I just need to be included
in the conversation for a secondand.
Then he told me he's like and I shaved my armpits for you too.
So he literally is trying to please it.
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He is. He's enjoying it so.
Yes, he did everything. I love that for him.
Yes, I think that's great. So, yeah, that was so fun.
It was great fun. Yeah, I enjoy it.
Well, we were at the pool the other day.
Oh. Please.
And it was with a couple that I used to be, I used to hang out
with, you know, intimately. Yes, very.
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But we were talking and there was these two girls on the other
side of the pool playing with their kids or whatever.
But one of them had like a perfect body, no lumpiness.
Like she was just beautiful, butshe didn't have a pretty face.
And the other girl was a bigger girl but had a beautiful face.
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And I was like, what girl would you choose the body or the face?
And she was like, could we do like a face club?
I was like, no. And she was like, I'll choose
the body. I was like, I choose a face any
day because, you know, sucking Dick.
All you want to do is look at the eyes anyways, make sure you
got some pretty eyes to look down at, and then boom, you're
done I. Think I go with the body.
It's easier to cover up a face and it is the whole body.
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I guess it depends on the on theaspect because I'm the body you
don't need a better body if I already got the best.
Your boyfriend just text me? Did she do good on her eating?
Today I wonder if I'll be like get a reward or something.
Yeah, you can get a reward, maybe a Dick down your throat.
Maybe, he said. How did she do on junk food
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today? And I said did great.
I'm excited to see what he does.Maybe he does nothing.
We'll see. He'll see that.
He'll hear this podcast in a fewweeks.
Be like what that Frank? But but yeah, it's interesting
because my slave was getting ready to come over and he had a
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friend come over and his friendslike, dude, where's your beard?
He's like, well, I'm seeing somebody and she really doesn't
like it. And he's like, yeah, I was
hoping the whole time. He didn't say anything about my
legs because he had shorts on. He's like, I'm just hoping for
winter now. I'm like, well you know, if they
asked, just say your skin on your knees shave.
(40:35):
I used to shave my legs when I was younger and just because.
I felt like I can almost see your balls right now.
Anyways. Because I had where my muscles
are. You look more muscular if you
shave just like you like. You got a bigger Dick if you
shave down there and manscape. I don't think that's the same
concept. It's that's why all.
The kids know bodybuilders. They don't have any hair.
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I know, but the legs on the muscles versus the Dick.
The Dick is literally looks smaller because there's a Bush
around it. Your legs.
It's got a Bush around. Trust.
Me, I guess. I guess.
Trust me, his legs shaved and tan look beautiful beautiful.
Like I just like hair, I guess. I don't with him.
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I don't cut off. But no, the fact that he when he
dresses up, he looks like a cutelittle fucking cheerleader, and
then when he's got his clothes on, it's like, Oh my God, his
legs are so fucking cute. And they're still muscular, but
they're not super big, you know?But anyway, yeah, sexy little
things that we get to play with in the dungeon.
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I love it. I love it.
That's great. But now our slave in PCB, he
reached out to me a couple timesthis weekend.
We kind of did a text exchange and he's going to be a dedicated
slave. He really in general, he wants
to be a dedicated slave. Oh I thought he was saying a
dedicated slave for the dungeon.No, no, no.
(42:07):
He wants to be a dedicated slaveto you.
And I, he was trying. I sent him a picture and he was
like, you know, I bet I could bemuch more dedicated slave than
him. And I said, well, he's been
seeing me for 10 years. And that was the interesting
thing because I told him, I said, who would have thought,
you know, 10 years ago? And he's like, yeah, he said for
the last 10 years I was hiding who I really was.
So just the fact now he's, he said to me and has said, has
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said to himself that he just doesn't give a fuck anymore.
He wants to do what makes him happy.
So woo Hoo, I'm. Glad he finally reached that
spot to me a while to get there.Yeah, it takes a lot of people.
More time to live in that. I can't be myself.
That sucks. That really fucking sucks
because you both have really overcome that battle on so many
levels. I mean, you were married to
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somebody who suppressed it, PO. You had so many influences in
life, and I mean it just. No, but y'all are very lucky
because you don't have to, you know?
I still have to mask, you know. Like, yeah, because you got
like. Outside the world, out of the
out of the year in certain, you know, environments and y'all are
lucky that y'all get to live this lifestyle so.
(43:12):
Openly and. I never take that for granted
for real. I think I do, and I don't
realize that because I'll be going to like the nail salon.
I'll be talking about my day at work.
Yeah, I'll be slim to have ass today.
Like, oh God, you need sharper nails and you're.
Telling these Asian women who are very, very straight laced
like I'm very what no, no, no, the Asian women that you.
(43:34):
See, they're very vanilla. They're.
The idea of what you were saying, but I knew you were
talking about the dungeon just at their face.
And that's, yeah, she just open something.
Yeah, I love Yeah. It's always fun to tell a new.
Person, they don't know how to take it.
They really don't. They're like, Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, uh huh. And she's probably thinking
she's fucking crazy. Yeah, but I make money for being
(43:56):
crazy. Yeah, it's true.
Yeah, it's a great thing. It's a great thing.
But don't ever take it for granted.
Yeah, I'll work on that. Yeah, humble myself a little.
Because it's a great life. It's really a great life.
I know the life in general, having it and having myself be
myself and not just with you butin my relationship, absolutely
just openly in the world. I'm already kind of open in
(44:16):
general. I don't know if y'all met me,
but I just be saying shit. Yeah.
So now that I I can say shit that actually is me versus just
being weird. That's nice.
Absolutely. I.
Was telling her near last week at some point that because of
this summer I actually opened upto my sister about it and I told
her all about it and she was very accepting about it and I
have my two really good friends that I've kind of told about
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this world as well and you know so now I have a couple of people
that I can chat that's cool withabout experiences that as.
Long as you don't go too far in it, they won't freak out.
But I freaked out everybody I know.
Yeah, I think, well, the two best friends, I like to freak
out because he's just, he's fun whenever he gets nervous.
And but the other friend, she just laughs.
Sister, of course, I'm not goingto tell her a whole bunch of
(44:59):
stuff because you know. Gotta keep something to
yourself. Yeah, I like being weird,
though. I like the telling everybody
that yeah, I put needles in thisguy's Dick.
You want to see it, your Dick orI like to say that hey, yeah, I
was chained to a toilet for a couple of hours and I liked it.
(45:19):
Yeah, but conversation when you weren't here and PO and I did an
episode together, he was really open with a sister and his
sister asked some legitimate questions where she was
concerned. Right for.
Example. OK, well what is the
serialization process? Or are you cleaning everything
afterwards? Is there blood involved?
You know, yeah. Well, he brings his own
(45:40):
implements too. Yeah, we.
She asked me was her blood involved and I said no.
I said, well, every now and again, but it's not like pouring
down. The one time I did needle play,
there was a little bit of. She was.
Like, OK, what's that? You know, and I explained that
she's like, OK, but are you using like gloves?
Using sterile? Like I said, everything's
bracid. Actually, I have a box of
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needles that I I know that everything is legit.
We take all the safety precautions that we can and you
know, just it's my form of church because that's really how
the conversation came up. I feel like yeah, one of my
other Subs call it church too. She was just talking about how
there was a couple of people at her church that, you know, I
don't want to go too far into, you know, the family story, that
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kind of thing. But there's some stuff that, you
know, is going on her side of the family that she's kind of
struggling with. And she was saying there's two
or three people, you know, that her church she goes to, it just
gives her such strength and wisdom and just allows her to be
herself. And she doesn't have a mask in
front of them. And it's just a really great
experience. And I thought, OK, I think this
is the moment where I can make the connection because she's in
(46:44):
in this state. Mindset.
Right. So that's when I said, you know,
I have kind of the same experience, you know, but my
church right now is the dungeon.They've allowed me to be able to
see who I am as a real person. Don't work through traumas.
Exactly. I got to work through a bunch of
traumas that, you know, I didn'trealize affected me as much as
they did, you know, and do. Yeah, yes, there are.
There are some, but they're not.It's not strong now it's.
(47:07):
You're working through it like. That it's a beautiful experience
but yeah, we just got into the conversation and, you know, she
seemed very receptive of everything.
Now I did tell her about the being and being that kind of
thing and she she legit asked me.
So do you think you have like split personalities?
Like are you? That was the only only one that
I, I just had to laugh about because.
(47:28):
It was because you were dumb. Yeah, yeah.
She was more like playing. Yeah.
And I said no, they're they're both in me.
They just are aspects. Yeah, I say DP.
But it was interesting. And one thing that he did tell
his sister, he's like, well, youkind of already know one of my
fetishes. And yeah, and she's like, what's
(47:51):
that? And he explained the diaper
fetish. She knew about she.
She didn't know that she knew about it.
I think this, my very first source of diapers was she had
Cabbage Patch dolls and she had diapers on them.
And that's what I would take those diapers, you know, because
I was six years old and 5-6 years old.
And in my head, I'm like, I'm not going to get caught.
You know, you're done. When you're a kid, you can't
hide things like that. And so I know that she knew
(48:14):
about that. But yeah, that was, I was
saying, you know, you know aboutit mad because later on she
admitted, I really didn't remember that at all, damn it,
you know, but I was glad that I,you know, was able to talk to
her about it and just go, OK. And after I explained kind of
where I thought maybe those aspects came from, she just
goes, oh, that makes a lot of sense.
There was a lot of understanding, acceptance in
(48:35):
that. I like that it.
Was, I mean, it was, it was kindof like a breakthrough.
I thought it was beautiful. Like I said, it's the first
person or the only person that Iknow that I feel comfortable
enough to go OK. Yeah, she's really like your
person in the family. You know, we can do, yeah.
The fucking theme songs already,Jesus.
Go back. Go back to.
We're talking about. Karaoke.
And now it's just on their brainnow.
(48:56):
Go back to sit in my face and come.
What was it? Oh, you can't go?
Yeah. It's great.
I can't come unless she sits on that's.
Great. It's great deception and
(49:17):
disgrace. I love it.
Oh wow, okay, anyway, this has been fun.
Yeah, Disney probably hates me. Disney.
Disney, right? So this has been fun.
So Liv says you can't come untilyou sit on my face.
(49:37):
You. Didn't even say it right do.
It say it. Deception, disgrace.
I can't come unless she sits on my face.
I love it until then. This is my latest episode PO of
Call Me Mistress.
Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia. We've got with me Madame Lev.
Morning. Talk louder than that.
Good morning. Put it up to your mail.
Hello. Like it's a big Dick.
It is a big spongy Dick spotted Dick cake.
(00:28):
You know spotted Dick cake. You got the.
Black one, I got the white. One I know I.
Think mines bigger than yours I could.
Be I don't have any spots on it but I sure love spotted Dick in
a can. It's real spongy.
You know, all it means is just been a little used.
Oh, mine be used, right? Yeah.
Yeah. Yours is bigger.
And. Yeah.
(00:50):
Yeah, it is. I've tried putting that one in
my mouth. The microphone, not your Dick.
Or or it could have been, I don't know.
Yeah, you never know, I could have.
I could put that part in. In your mouth.
Yeah, just that part. Though I just grabbed your dog's
titty and she growled. At me, she said.
Lower, she said. No, she's an old grandma.
She don't want her titties played with anymore.
(01:14):
She's like Liv, I still love you, but don't touch mommy's
titties. Grandma's titties.
Whatever, she's just a little croissant, she is.
Titties. She's got to grab it.
You know what's funny is she'll growl with the other dogs and
then she'll start. Start.
(01:35):
Gagging. I'm like, oh, it's smoker's
talk. Oh, goodness.
All right. And we have to introduce PO.
He's over there with his collar.Yeah.
Good morning. Good morning greeting for some
Manor. Yes, PO masta vipa.
How are we doing? We're doing super D duper
beautiful day. It was beautiful.
(01:56):
You know, you all just did a hotscene for Friday in the fucking
dungeon for fucked Up Friday. Everybody always asks, do you do
it on Friday? No, we record it any day of the
week. We just post it on Friday
because we don't do it live. But anyone who wants to
volunteer for that position, they are more than welcome.
It's a lot of fun. They like pain slits.
(02:17):
Yeah, but we can go hard on you.All tied up some titties.
You did Hot Impact and we're going to call that episode Oh,
Ring around the Whore. I like it.
That's what she. Rang around the.
That's what she. Refer to dads.
I like it, yes. It was fun, yes.
That was blast. Yes, you all circled her and did
(02:37):
kinky shit to her. That's the life right there.
That was the you had to feel we're.
Walking down the stairs, like imagine this.
I was talking to Poe. Yes.
I was like, you know, look wherewe're at, you know, four months
ago we wasn't here. Now you're walking down the the
stairs with me in your dumb clothes.
Like that has held, you know. Yes, she was a proud Mama.
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And pose in his head like I'm a big kid now.
No, he did Master Viper very well, yes.
This is his first real impact scene where you got to actually
hit another person versus himself.
Oh yeah. And you know, he did really
well. He did a fabulous job when he
saw Sage. Oh yeah?
Well, Sage, he did electric work.
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He didn't do anything correct. I feel like you do.
So well on it. No, but you did it.
You look like a magician, you know, you were doing so well
with the the which? I thought Master Viper was just
an awesome name for somebody that that would do like a lot of
electrical stuff, you know, because I feel like you're
really good at that. But the impact stuff, that was
really cool. We did great.
(03:42):
It was a lot of fun. I enjoyed it.
I definitely would entertain anddo it again.
Well, I have to say, Liv, you look so pretty today.
You're going oh, naturale and you've got your hair back in a
bun. You're wearing a new black lace.
See. So cute, so cute.
I love it. So we had an interesting week.
We had a couple sessions the other day and you saw one
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gentleman in there and you couldhave killed him.
So yeah, you know, he almost died on you.
You never know. Clear.
Yeah, he, well, at first I already thought something was
weird because he couldn't handlevery much pain.
It was already kind of weird because I was just like, why are
you being a little bitch right now?
Like, like, what the hell? Yeah.
Then his knees started to buckleand I was like, so I caught him.
(04:26):
Like I put my knee in the way where he could sit on it and I
took him down and then moved himto the couch where he could sit
down and I continued work. Was he on the cross or was he?
He was on the cross facing. Right.
OK, the cross. I put him on the couch and
continue to do work with him. But then literally he was just
like, you got to stop. You got to stop.
And I'm just thinking like that's the safe word.
(04:47):
So I'm just like, you know. But he didn't say it, but he was
freaking out. I noticed I was like no, no, no
really. And I was like, OK, so he's like
I've got something going on withmy head.
So I rubbed his head because said that something was going on
with his neck muscle or something.
So I said then rubbed it and pinched it.
He said he needed it, but we didn't know what what happened.
So we called me in there and shedid some blood pressure check in
and yeah, it was really odd. But he said he didn't eat
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anything all day and he drank alcohol the night before.
I was like, what the fuck? Why are you coming here with no
nothing in your body? Yeah, if you're, if you're not
used to doing that, you know, intermittent fasting like that,
Yeah. Hey, but good on you for
stopping, recognizing that something was going down.
That's another reason why it's always best to come to a place
of this nature, to where everybody knows what they're
(05:30):
doing, They know what to look out for, they know well.
Even even in your own home, you shouldn't be able to really pay
attention to your partner anyways.
You should pay attention to yourpartner.
It's not just about just hittingthem or just putting your feet
in your in their face. It's really a thing because
that's why they come here. It's like, oh, they always just
laugh when they do it or it's not fun because, you know, like,
let's say you're in your little boy clothes and you're with
(05:51):
another girl and they're laughing and she's like, what
the fuck, Right. It's just because it's in a
weird setting. Yeah.
Yeah, I guess on most people, like if you you're just finding
some random person on Craigslistthat you've never met, you don't
have anything. Yeah, that's scary.
Such a strong need for it. First, some professionals just,
you know, be safe. That's, you know, the most
important thing here. And sometimes Mr. Snail likes go
(06:12):
on Grinder and look at gay guys who want to come to a dungeon.
So I I'm there too. Find me on grinder baby, you
know? Baby Grinder.
You know what's great is when you go on grinder and you see
someone you know, and they always pretend like they're
complete heterosexual. Meanwhile, I know I've been
right and I can see those motherfuckers and I'd be like,
(06:34):
you game bitch. Yeah, there's this one fake dumb
that I can't fucking stand and then I catch him on there and
I'm like, oh, what do you want? Oh yeah, you want a feminine
male? Yeah, OK, I've.
I said it all along. If.
There was an ABDL version of like Grinder.
What do you think it would be called?
Oh my God. Baby.
(06:54):
Playtime Blockbusters. Blockbusters.
Cause the blocks you busting. I give you voice for cleverness.
I think about that. That's great.
I would say like playpen, you know?
The playpen I. Was thinking of, you know, like
a playpen or. Yeah.
That's cute. You should make that makes that
(07:15):
a thing. Yeah, you could make that a
whole website be. Interesting to explore what that
concept could come up with. It's an interesting thought
process. Like a fat life, but just for
adult babies. You know, one of my friends I
had met in the lifestyle, I met him off of a BBW website years
ago when I was dating and, and he created the website Pay Pigs
and I was literally the first Dom, the first person that that
(07:40):
he wanted to honor me to be the first person that signed up for
it. What is?
What is that? Well, pay pigs, it was around
for about 10-15 years and it wasa pay pig site for submissive
men who wanted financial doms. So I would go on there and there
was a lot of submissive men and they would say hey, you know,
can we talk on webcam? Can hey, can you blackmail me?
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Can you specify me? Can you do all these things?
It was online domination. And some of them didn't even
want as much as just a photo or a couple photos or a little
video. And I would do that.
And then they would send me money.
Yeah. And they would, they would send
it back in the day with PayPal and then PayPal or just like,
oh, you're an escort. And I'm like, no, I'm a
dominatrix. And they're like, we don't care.
(08:22):
It's illegal. Boop.
I'm like, yeah, yeah, whatever. It's annoying.
So dumb. Exactly.
Fuck you PayPal. Anyway, I resent Will Ferrell
for promoting them. I don't like PayPal, but what's
interesting is Cash App. I've always liked Cash App,
right? And I'm very obvious because I
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make my name on there Mistress Mia's dungeon, right?
And it's typically because we have a podcast.
Yes, people will send money or whatever for the podcast.
I had one guy last year, he sentme money for microphones.
I remember. You saw him that score.
Yeah, it was cool, right that. Is awesome.
Yes. And so hence we have new
microphones and he was super cool about it.
(09:07):
So I was like, Oh yeah, we're going to do it this Cash App.
Great. So then, you know, we use Cash
App. Well, Cash App turned around and
tell me a few months ago, oh, you can't use your Cash App card
and you can't transfer money into a federal account like your
bank. And I'm like, Oh well fuck you
Cash App. But I can send Cash App money
(09:28):
from mine to yours and yours to mine and back and forth.
I could do that. I just couldn't put it in a
private institution like a bank.Well, they say that and then it
is dumb. But get the funny part.
This is how unorganized they arewith their little organization
of Cash App because 2-3 weeks later I was able to do it.
(09:49):
I still haven't used my card to like try out my card.
Because. I.
Didn't do tap. Pay, I don't know, but I can't.
I can't. I know I can still send to my
bank, so they're not wrong aboutthat.
But then randomly I'll get an e-mail and I'll say, oh, you
can't do such and such. And I'm like, motherfuckers,
I've been doing this. Anyway, I know it's totally off
(10:12):
subject, but I know a lot of people use Cash App, a lot of
people use PayPal and that's whythe topic I thought was
interesting. But so again, let's go back to
your session. You saw these signs.
You did take the initiative to really recognize everything that
was happening. I told him to sit down and drink
some water and calm down for a little bit because he was just
(10:32):
like freaking out, kept wanting to get up and clean.
I'm just like just wanted to getup and clean, you know?
But I just was like, no, just sit here and relax.
And we told Mia gets here so. Yeah.
And when you did, I was like, you're like, he needs to see
you. I'm like, he never needs to see
me. Just randomly.
What's up? Yeah, he almost died.
(10:54):
That's why I get text. Message.
I was like I said, no, we had anemergency.
We almost. Died.
Yeah, no, he. She's like, we had an accident.
I'm like, Oh my God, what's like?
I almost had a stroke. Yeah, he said that too.
And I was like, what the fuck? But anyway, I went down.
It wasn't the case. And I'm not a medical
(11:15):
professional, but I was like, oh, it was.
I was like, yeah, blood pressurecuff, pulsometer, boom, boom,
boom. Yeah, we checked him out.
Yeah. And overall his, his blood
pressure was a little elevated. The systolic was a little and
his pulsometer was. His pulse was a little so.
(11:36):
A lot of stress and then he alsohad his arms elevated, so it
could just been a lot of combination.
A lot of combination. That's how his body responded.
Yeah, exactly. So crazy.
So here we are and I did a session with my sweet little
Justin and let me say I got thatpicture.
I was like, Oh my God, there's Justin.
(11:56):
Justin wanted to go get a haircut before he came to see
me. When did he come see?
You on Saturday. OK, yeah, she sent me a picture
of him in the in the made outfit.
I was like, Oh my God, I'll. Send it to you too, PO.
OK Justin, I'm showing people your picture.
I know you don't care, but he's.Probably giggling a picture.
Of those balls so I can see whatyou are talking.
About Oh my God yes, the man cunt yes well, I told it just.
(12:18):
Looks like a bubble. A bubble.
It does a little pain of clit A.Pussy without a clit, a pussy
without a slit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But you know, I told him during the week I was texting him and I
was like, I still want you to behere so we can show PO your Dick
and balls. And you know, I was laughing
(12:40):
about it and I was like, Liv, you can just hear his giggle
without even you. Really got to hear his good
What's the sweetest thing ever? Sweetest thing ever.
And let me tell you what's so sweet about him.
He texts me and it's like, oh, mistress, I adore you.
I just do. I would do anything for you.
I just love you, love you, love you, you know, all these things.
And I'm like, he's like, you just don't know what you mean to
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me. And you know, you've helped me
so much in my life and help me with my relationship with my
dad. And I was like, I'm so happy for
you, you know, and he's like, I I want you to owe me forever.
And I said, but you know that when I came to see him, when he
came to see me on Saturday, I was like, but you know, Justin,
the goal is I'll own you as longas you want me to, but I still
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want you married one day with kids because he just looks like
that marrying kind of cute grandpa at some point.
He's so fucking cute and he's got that big woolly face and he
didn't get to go to the salon that I told him about because
they were closed Sunday and Monday, the two days he has off.
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So of course I go and he comes in, he's like, I really don't
want you to see how bad my hair looks.
I don't know. When he came in I was like, fuck
Teen Wolf 3. Poor Justin.
Yes, but he looked like a big old wolf.
I saw his picture. Yes, I'm going to send it to
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Posey. I couldn't keep looking at it.
I was dying. Like you send it to PO.
Just send it to PO. It's hilarious.
I. Can just show it to you and you
can get the reaction. Now Oh my God, yes please please
watch it PO it's hilarious. Please see it.
But but point of it is he's so sweet and Justin was talking
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about how he gets at work and hegets so stressed out.
Is that not fucking hilarious? He's rocking the outfit.
He's. Right, he's in a black and white
very puffy silky maids outfit. Pull it off better than I would.
Okay, well, he told me in a wig.And he's wearing tights and
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heels. Yes, he's got titties.
You can see he's laughing, he thinks it's funny, he dies.
He does, but he loves it. He loves.
It. Yeah, I know.
And you know, it's funny becausewhat he was telling me, he's
like, you know, I miss you so much.
I miss you all the time. And when I go to work, I, I miss
you so much. I just listen to the podcast.
(15:09):
And he said just hearing my voice, a lot of times it just
sends him into a little subspaceand he zones out.
I'm like, oh. That's nice.
And that's sweet. God, let it be a Wednesday, you
know, because they get to hear what's happening in the dungeon
and all that tough stuff. That's cool you.
Know it helps you kind of go, OK, all right, just a few more
days, just a few more days. I got this.
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Yeah, it's stressful, you know, you get into a high stress work,
you know, and he, he's in a verystressful work environment
himself, you know, and it's, it's very, it's time consuming.
He has to constantly go in and blah, blah, blah.
You know, people deal with that shit all.
Your break from reality it. Is.
Literally game. Game like.
(15:52):
Oh, game. That's not a good party, Yeah.
Gangbanging out here, you know, escape from reality, saying that
was an escape from reality. Oh, not Jesus.
Gang, gang. Speaking of gang gang, you are
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rapping the fuck I have a mic on.
Friday so we all did karaoke that.
Was a lot of fun. We, it was, I enjoyed it.
We sat around, we listened. We, we invited our friend Brandy
over. So it's the four of us.
We're just sitting in the den, we're singing karaoke, we're
having a great time for a couplehours.
(16:34):
And meanwhile poor Liv's boyfriend working out in the
heat, feeling like dog shit or whatever he's like.
Karaoke, I can show you though. Oh my God, that's great.
And then I felt I did. I did tell my boyfriend after I
was like, yeah, we just got, I know you're working, but we just
got done karaoke in and yeah, mysafety.
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Yeah, I know he's in the heat and it's been hot enough.
He told me he. Works in a giant warehouse and
it's hot. Yeah, that's so.
He told me it was 101. In the building.
Yes, it's fucking horrible. And then I'll.
Be striking. Isn't that crazy?
Yeah, it's crazy that would. Not be my environment.
No, it's crazy. And then my husband, he had just
(17:19):
a terrible stressful day. So Friday he was just like
pissed and irritated. He's like, how was your day?
And I was like, it was okay. We had to do that a couple.
Yeah, We felt, it felt like we were like about to have a
sleepover. Yeah, we're just all piled in
the room playing karaoke. Like we were like kids.
(17:39):
It was great. Because the plan was initially
we're going to go out swimming. And then that morning, you know,
I messaged Brandy. I said, oh, Brandy, we've got
like 60% chance of rain. Yeah, it.
Was gross it. Was gross.
So here it was thundering out and we're like, yeah, we're
going to sing. Come on karaoke, eat that sub.
(18:00):
You all are passing around chips.
But I was good. I had my seafood salad.
I didn't have that many chips. Well, good.
Have that for the record. OK.
All right, Matt, she only had a couple chips.
Half a bag of BBQ chips that were.
That did not Co what I did not have half a bag of chips.
(18:20):
OK. It was probably 25% air that was
in there, yes. And then you had 25.
OK, I stand corrected. OK, so to clarify you.
Just liked me getting in trouble.
Look at his face and. That was real gay for like call
me you made earlier, no? No, it's really sexy poo.
Passive aggressiveness are gay. What's really sexy is when I
(18:41):
called her yesterday, I'm like, hey, I have a question and I
start asking the question. I'm like, what are you doing?
She's like, I'm like, what? And she said I'm eating a
hamburger right now. I was like, I thought you were
doing. Something else I'll be honest
with. You Hey, you know it would that
(19:04):
was. The.
Last, no, he wasn't on the phonewith you, but he told I was
eating a bag of chips. He's like get on it.
I'm like, eat my chips and I'm like, alright, ride his Dick
while he was bagging chips. You thought it was so funny.
He was telling everybody. I was like, why is that funny?
That's so gross. He was so amused by that he had
to call me and tell me this. There's some.
(19:25):
People that have that kink about.
You, I know, give you some frat chicken and rub it in between
your toes. Fried chicken Lube.
Bring that chicken leg out over there.
Clean it up. Yeah, get it back.
Yeah. Then there'd be some cake later.
Spread some honey on there. At least it wouldn't be no
(19:46):
grilled cheese. Be spreading it like grilled
cheese. That's nasty.
Wow, Yeah, wow. I.
Think I'd want to have to go down on a girl that has a
grilled cheese. Down there, no, we don't want no
grilled cheese. I have problem with roast beef
sometimes. You don't like the Audis, you
only like beanies? Wow, I'm with you on that Poe.
(20:09):
I don't want a little Audi, justnot too much, too much roast
beef. I can understand.
We don't want to be swimming through the meat curtains at.
This point, beggars can't be choosers.
Yeah. You know what's really funny is
there's this one chick and she has the most followers on fat.
For the biggest meat curtains. No, she does not have meat
(20:29):
curtains. She it's semi.
You can see a little bit of the labia.
It's not excessive. But what's really funny is my
friend called me one day she hasscreenshot the picture of this
woman. I'm not going to say her name.
I'm not going to promote this bitch.
So so my friend sends me the picture and it's of her pussy
and her asshole, right? And she says, have you ever seen
(20:54):
a more pink and perfect vagina and asshole?
She's like, you know, all of hershit is like perfectly done by
an actual photographer. And I said, well, yeah, that's
that's what she does. I mean, she has followers.
And I said, I'll say it can't bethat pink.
I mean, it's not pink perfect you.
Can put a filter on that. I have a filter that you can
make it look a little bit like pinker.
(21:15):
OK. You can do that.
Well, I'll have to show you a picture because this.
Woman show you the way to make. It like boom app adventure
pornography editing shots Yeah make your asshole pinker.
Make your nipples bigger or smaller.
Yeah, there, you literally can do all that now.
But yeah, saying that people don't have really pink pussies.
I'm not saying that it is impossible because there are
(21:35):
people with perfect pussies out there like we've.
Met one person. Perfect pussy.
Yeah. Yeah, That is really cute.
OK, Yeah. All right, right, so anyway, I
did a session and I told you allabout it.
Do you mind if I tell the story again on the podcast?
Go for it, okay, This wasn't with Justin.
It was with my slave, my Sissy slave, right?
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Well, we had been talking about putting him in the bag and I
said well. The bag you gotta explain what
the bag? Is so the bag is a sleep sack is
what they call it and it is a bondage sleep sack.
So it has arm restraints on the inside.
It is this one that I have. The older one is satin lined and
it's leather on the outside and it has canvas underneath and it
(22:20):
has a zipper at the ass, zipper at the cock, zipper at the
shoulders and flaps over the titties.
So you can pretty much have access to access points on the
body. OK, Dick, ass, shoulders,
titties. OK, OK, I've got.
I've got the visual. So it has the two buckles for
the neck and then it has bucklesall down the body.
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And then I, I put additional straps like belts around the
waist, arms, that kind of thing.Usually like my husband would
have his arms down by his sides just to be very comfortable.
And we have a massage table out in his office that we put, you
know, the bag there and he gets in and that's, you know, his
punishment sack. So he can stay there for as long
(23:04):
as I have him restrained. And I use multiple belts because
he likes to be very constricted.And then at times I'll go in
there, I'll leave them, but I'lldo breath play with them and
that kind of thing. Well, in this situation, I
wanted to use it on my Sissy slave.
So for the afternoon, we spent the entire afternoon.
I got him makeup on and I made sure that he was completely
(23:28):
shaved everywhere. And then of course he got
dressed up and, you know, we didall sorts of fun little things
in between. And then I put him in the sleep
sack and bound him up tight. And then ultimately I was
wearing some PVC light pink pants.
And he said the same thing like everybody says when they see me
wearing these pink pants, which I'm going to order another pair
(23:51):
because I. I like them, they're cute.
They're cute, right? They weren't.
Pink though, they're like, they're like a off white.
Well, you saw them in the dungeon, but once you see them
in person, Yeah, actual lighting, you'll see they're
like this color pink, but a little lighter.
OK. Yeah.
And so. So anyway, I put those on and
he's like, he's like, I got kindof excited.
(24:13):
I thought you were, like, wearing no pants when I saw you.
And I was like, yeah, no. And then he's like, you know,
you just keep upgrading your pants every time I see you.
Like every fucking time I see I love your pants.
You know, he loves the PVC, loves them really bright and
glossy. He loves that look.
Who doesn't I look? Well, you don't like the shiny
(24:35):
pants, though. Live.
I don't. Yeah.
I don't know. I like him on myself.
I love that shiny. Shiny pantyhose command though
they make it look like that lookOK so I'm seeing maybe if I can
kind of use that in my outfits. OK, see how it links?
Yeah, it's. Supposed to look like that shiny
look. OK, well, let's see how it goes.
So ultimately I put my Sissy slave in the bag and once I
(24:58):
bound him up, he's like, and it's sat in line.
It's very comfortable. And he was just like, Oh my God,
I could stand here forever, you know, I love it.
And then of course, he has been in chastity now for three days,
three solid days. And this chastity cage that he
has, it is, we've tried different cages on him over the
(25:21):
years, but this has been like the perfect cage because there's
room to breathe. It's good that you.
Wash it. And wash it, yes.
That's what I was actually wondering was the washing like
how do you get like in the nooksand crannies if you.
Depends on how many nooks and crannies you get.
Exactly. And see the old style has been
like a total sheath where it only has the hole for urination
(25:45):
and it's not breathable. You know, it's not.
I know that I put Brie in one for a couple weeks and you know,
she would have to take it off. You know, ultimately she had to
clean it a lot, make sure it wasdried out and everything else.
And it was a hassle 'cause it wasn't breathable holes in it.
But this one is like a it's a solid, but it's a soft plastic
(26:07):
and it's I, I can't really describe how it feels.
It's really interesting. Like a silicone.
No, it feels almost like a wall.I have the cock rings.
I'll have to show you the cock rings and how they feel.
But they came with five adjustable cock rings, the other
here on the table, aren't they? Yeah, she'll, she'll live.
And yeah, see how feel how they feel.
(26:28):
It's interesting, isn't it? And so it's not super heavy.
Feels like a baby play toy. Yeah, yeah.
That's a cock ring. What's put in your mouth?
Yeah. But but look how it is I.
Almost put it in my mouth. Do you see the insertable at the
top? All that does right there is fit
into the sheath for the cock. Like just like that.
(26:48):
And it's that easy. And you put the lock at the top.
It's super fucking easy to install and because of the
shape, it's not like a perfectlyrounded shape.
They do the size of like the testicles and almost a V You see
how it is it looks. Gonna be more comfortable.
It is so much more comfortable, he said.
It doesn't pinch his testicles. It's.
Kind of easier to get the balls through there.
(27:09):
I find that with some of them, like getting the balls through
that little thing, like I don't know how a female had you have
designed this because they don'tknow how these balls work.
Yeah, he said. It's.
Justin. He said it was really hard to
put in Justin, but Live is the only one that can do it.
Like this and you push in and they pull out that like little
(27:31):
olives. Little.
Oval ovary olives. But anyway, so after that I
thought, OK, well, how am I going to do this?
Because honestly, I don't want to sit on this cage because it's
very sensitive because when you're constantly hard, it's
(27:51):
going to hurt. So I didn't want to like rub
myself on this cage. So I put the the massager on his
cage and then I put my wet panties in his mouth and then
sat on his face. And he said that was his
ultimate fantasy. He never really said that to me
until recently. I said, well, I'm, I want to
(28:12):
fulfill every fantasy. I mean, if we're going to do
this for fun, let's do it for fun.
Make it happen. And he said that was the most
intense, best orgasm he has everhad in his life, You know, and
that awesome. It is awesome.
It's so complimentary, like thatis so cool.
And he's like, I'm speechless. I, I just, it's amazing.
I don't know how great this can be.
(28:32):
I mean, so I was thrilled. It was good, It was good.
It's a high praise and a high compliment.
Thank you. I thought so too.
And so of course, once he got home, after everything, he's
like, I've sent him home. This is really funny.
So I sent him home with his own little cool massager and his own
little cool dildo. OK, a vibrator, but I didn't
(28:54):
send him the cords so. You vixen.
I am right so he can't fucking recharge that shit.
You're a fucking devil, I. Know I love it, right?
He has come up with. He hasn't figured that out yet
because at some point he's goingto be like, because he told me
(29:15):
he's like, I'm sure I'll have a charger for that.
He's like, what is it like Ausb?And I'm like, no, it's one of
those long stems. And you have to make sure you
have the right long stem. Yeah.
Ha ha, he's going to run out of juice.
He'll. Be back.
Oh yeah, that's the point, right?
(29:35):
So it's funny. Awesome.
And he's like, he's like, can I vibe my cage mistress?
And I'm like, yeah. And after 10 minutes, he's text
me. He's like, well, I went numb.
I wasn't able to come. And I said no.
But from now on, the only way you're going to be able to come
is me sitting on your face, you know, in my PVC pants.
That's going to be the only way.I'm just telling you now.
(29:57):
Exception. Yeah.
It's great. You come until I sit on.
That's The Lion King, by the way.
That's Lion King. I've never watched that.
Lion King definitely want. To that's the one where Kobu is
(30:29):
being sent away. Deception.
OK this race. Oh my gosh.
Scar on his face. Man, I'm over here like he won't
come until he sits on his face. That is fucking awesome.
Well, you know, and that's the way it's gonna be.
(30:51):
And so the question is stop. Just.
Sit down. He has a birthday coming up and
he's like, you know, when he's cool and calm, he's like, so
you're gonna uncaged me for my birthday, right?
And I'm like, no, like why wouldyou need your Dick out on your
birthday? Plan on coming over here on your
birthday. Yeah, yeah, of course I am.
(31:12):
No, no, PO, no that. No, no, no.
He will, He will. Yeah, PO get it right.
I don't need his little Dick, OK?
I need his Dick in the cage. That is the goal, OK, To keep it
(31:33):
in the cage because he wants to be cooked, he wants to be a
Sissy, He wants humiliation, degradation.
And ultimately when he becomes more submissive minded at after
we've had this conversation and after I've put a massager on his
little clit over his cage, he's like, oh, Mistress, thank you
(31:54):
for caging me. Thank you for keeping me caged
up, especially on my birthday. So that's right.
That's how it's going to be. So let's have fun with that.
Let's have let's see how long wecan endure.
So today is day 4. Day is day 4.
Yes. Oh, now here's the catch.
I feel like I'd be wet all the time.
(32:15):
I know. I had a cage on.
I had blue balls like after like2 days.
I would come just by walking. Well, you know, potent.
This is what I told him. I said if you want to have an
orgasm you either have to come see me or you have a nice
vibrator that can go up your pussy hole so you can.
She took the Chargers. A parameter, yes, but he can
(32:37):
still massage his prostate. He could still.
He could still ride it, he couldstill work it in, and he could
figure out how to rattle his cage.
You did say something earlier that I was like, OK, respect
that he text you and asked you beforehand.
Oh yeah, respect on that. Absolutely mindset, that's
right. And.
That kind of. You know and.
Yes, you know, dynamic. Yes, and that's the thing.
(33:00):
When he is to have an orgasm, hehas to eat his cum now from now
on, that's the rule. That's submissive mindset.
And you know when he came over on Friday night?
I know. But PO trust.
Me not a submissive mindset I guess.
Well, you're not a Sissy cook either.
OK, big dear friends. OK, you want a baby bottle?
OK, you don't want your own cum.We get it.
(33:22):
Yes, but the baby bottle hasn't had like milk or juice in it.
Yes, correct. Lady milk or lady juice?
Tried that one. But anyway, at the very end,
when he was able to come throughhis cage, because I did the same
thing, rattled his cage, did allthat, the panties in the mouth,
that was the Topper. But I didn't do that until
(33:44):
Saturday. But the the whole concept with
the Monday, the whole concept with dirty panties in his mouth,
that was the winner. But sitting on his, yeah, he
fucking loved that. That was that was the cream of
the crop. But anyway, yeah.
And I made sure I put the wet one right there in his mouth.
Like, yeah, it's nice and wet. Just freaky.
(34:05):
There you go. Taste those.
Seasonings, yes. It was great, Liz rubbing her
head. That make you feel uncomfortable
with that? No.
What are you thinking? She getting horny over there.
Well, no, I can't get horny for her.
No what? Happened.
(34:28):
But anyway, so the other day when when I made him come in the
dungeon through his cage, I tookhis cum.
Yeah, I sat on face too. Many cums in that sentence I'm
trying to say. You say he's in the dungeon.
He was in the dungeon, I sat on his face and I had my PVC pants
on right and I rattled his cage with the vibrator and then when
(34:49):
he came I took and swiped his cum off his cage because it kind
of like spurt it out like, you know, it wasn't a straight shot.
What did you do with? It oh, I swiped it up I know and
you know I made him eat it. He's like no, no, please, Mr.
Supreme and I'm I'm like, no, that is your price.
(35:11):
You say thank you and he loved it.
I said you're going to learn to love it, you.
Learn to love, to serve, that's the thing, and I understand the
concept of it, but man, I would hate to do that.
But you know, I'm sure his cum does not taste bad.
You know, he drinks plenty of fluid.
Oh. Yeah.
But it's still calm in your mouth.
Not the right type of liquids. Well, here's the thing though,
(35:34):
and I go back to this. I'm just telling.
You I make people eat their cum off my boots because usually
come on my feet or come on my boots and then I make them clean
it off. Yeah, but here's the thing, you
guys, you drink a ton of water, throw in some Gatorade and
that's it. You drink a ton of water.
You're going to have a very fluid liquid.
(35:54):
It's not going to be chunky creamed corn, OK.
Now it doesn't matter because some people really just taste
bad. It doesn't matter how liquidy
that shit is. OK, well, I just don't think his
really taste bad. I mean, like I said, I looked at
it, it was very lucid, very transparent.
You know, I just don't see that it was going to be bad.
So in his mouth, that is the D ball, yes.
(36:17):
And what's interesting though, too, is I've made him shave all
of his body hair off all his facial hair, and he's fucking
loving it and. Especially during the
summertime. Yes, hot as balls out there.
Yes, but they. Aren't clean shaven.
He loves feeling his soft legs now.
He loves seeing himself with no beard.
And what's really interesting, it was about the concept of
(36:40):
sitting back and I was like, I'mgoing to trim your eyebrows.
We're putting makeup on. We have really make you pretty,
you know, and he had a couple like longer strands in his
eyebrows. He's like, I've never trimmed my
eyebrows. And I'm like, well, you got to
trim your eyebrows the older youget.
True. You're going to have to thin
them out and, you know, trim them down.
And I've, I've put such an instilled fear in him now that I
(37:01):
had the pair of scissors and he's like, oh God, please be
careful. I'm like, look, I've done this a
lot. And he said, I'm going to be
honest. And this is after I was done,
mind you, because he's sitting there very fucking still.
He's like, I literally had a thought that you were going to
stab me for a quick second. Oh my God.
And I was like what the fuck is wrong with you?
Why does he not trust you like that?
I don't think it. I don't think it necessarily,
(37:23):
no. I wasn't in the situation, but
maybe he was saying I thought you were going to accident
gently do it, like you were going to slip or something of
that nature and you were going to stab me.
Yeah, I don't know. To me, I think it wasn't that so
much as I think it was like a self loathing thing, like, OK, I
don't like myself enough that you would actually hurt me to
(37:45):
accomplish something. Maybe that's his mindset, that
that's where I was getting it. But I know for the fact that,
you know, as a sub, if I was being forced to do something
that like shaving my legs as a man, yeah, I would love going
home and just feeling my legs and knowing that it was for you.
And he does. And I can see that being does
because nobody else knows about it but you.
(38:06):
And he's touching his legs. Like, I love that.
Yes. I.
Do it my boss sack all the time.Are you talking about I don't
want your balls back shave and. Poke, I just need to be included
in the conversation for a secondand.
Then he told me he's like and I shaved my armpits for you too.
So he literally is trying to please it.
(38:27):
He is. He's enjoying it so.
Yes, he did everything. I love that for him.
Yes, I think that's great. So, yeah, that was so fun.
It was great fun. Yeah, I enjoy it.
Well, we were at the pool the other day.
Oh. Please.
And it was with a couple that I used to be, I used to hang out
with, you know, intimately. Yes, very.
(38:50):
But we were talking and there was these two girls on the other
side of the pool playing with their kids or whatever.
But one of them had like a perfect body, no lumpiness.
Like she was just beautiful, butshe didn't have a pretty face.
And the other girl was a bigger girl but had a beautiful face.
(39:10):
And I was like, what girl would you choose the body or the face?
And she was like, could we do like a face club?
I was like, no. And she was like, I'll choose
the body. I was like, I choose a face any
day because, you know, sucking Dick.
All you want to do is look at the eyes anyways, make sure you
got some pretty eyes to look down at, and then boom, you're
done I. Think I go with the body.
It's easier to cover up a face and it is the whole body.
(39:31):
I guess it depends on the on theaspect because I'm the body you
don't need a better body if I already got the best.
Your boyfriend just text me? Did she do good on her eating?
Today I wonder if I'll be like get a reward or something.
Yeah, you can get a reward, maybe a Dick down your throat.
Maybe, he said. How did she do on junk food
(39:53):
today? And I said did great.
I'm excited to see what he does.Maybe he does nothing.
We'll see. He'll see that.
He'll hear this podcast in a fewweeks.
Be like what that Frank? But but yeah, it's interesting
because my slave was getting ready to come over and he had a
(40:13):
friend come over and his friendslike, dude, where's your beard?
He's like, well, I'm seeing somebody and she really doesn't
like it. And he's like, yeah, I was
hoping the whole time. He didn't say anything about my
legs because he had shorts on. He's like, I'm just hoping for
winter now. I'm like, well you know, if they
asked, just say your skin on your knees shave.
(40:35):
I used to shave my legs when I was younger and just because.
I felt like I can almost see your balls right now.
Anyways. Because I had where my muscles
are. You look more muscular if you
shave just like you like. You got a bigger Dick if you
shave down there and manscape. I don't think that's the same
concept. It's that's why all.
The kids know bodybuilders. They don't have any hair.
(40:55):
I know, but the legs on the muscles versus the Dick.
The Dick is literally looks smaller because there's a Bush
around it. Your legs.
It's got a Bush around. Trust.
Me, I guess. I guess.
Trust me, his legs shaved and tan look beautiful beautiful.
Like I just like hair, I guess. I don't with him.
(41:15):
I don't cut off. But no, the fact that he when he
dresses up, he looks like a cutelittle fucking cheerleader, and
then when he's got his clothes on, it's like, Oh my God, his
legs are so fucking cute. And they're still muscular, but
they're not super big, you know?But anyway, yeah, sexy little
things that we get to play with in the dungeon.
(41:47):
I love it. I love it.
That's great. But now our slave in PCB, he
reached out to me a couple timesthis weekend.
We kind of did a text exchange and he's going to be a dedicated
slave. He really in general, he wants
to be a dedicated slave. Oh I thought he was saying a
dedicated slave for the dungeon.No, no, no.
(42:07):
He wants to be a dedicated slaveto you.
And I, he was trying. I sent him a picture and he was
like, you know, I bet I could bemuch more dedicated slave than
him. And I said, well, he's been
seeing me for 10 years. And that was the interesting
thing because I told him, I said, who would have thought,
you know, 10 years ago? And he's like, yeah, he said for
the last 10 years I was hiding who I really was.
So just the fact now he's, he said to me and has said, has
(42:30):
said to himself that he just doesn't give a fuck anymore.
He wants to do what makes him happy.
So woo Hoo, I'm. Glad he finally reached that
spot to me a while to get there.Yeah, it takes a lot of people.
More time to live in that. I can't be myself.
That sucks. That really fucking sucks
because you both have really overcome that battle on so many
levels. I mean, you were married to
(42:52):
somebody who suppressed it, PO. You had so many influences in
life, and I mean it just. No, but y'all are very lucky
because you don't have to, you know?
I still have to mask, you know. Like, yeah, because you got
like. Outside the world, out of the
out of the year in certain, you know, environments and y'all are
lucky that y'all get to live this lifestyle so.
(43:12):
Openly and. I never take that for granted
for real. I think I do, and I don't
realize that because I'll be going to like the nail salon.
I'll be talking about my day at work.
Yeah, I'll be slim to have ass today.
Like, oh God, you need sharper nails and you're.
Telling these Asian women who are very, very straight laced
like I'm very what no, no, no, the Asian women that you.
(43:34):
See, they're very vanilla. They're.
The idea of what you were saying, but I knew you were
talking about the dungeon just at their face.
And that's, yeah, she just open something.
Yeah, I love Yeah. It's always fun to tell a new.
Person, they don't know how to take it.
They really don't. They're like, Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, uh huh. And she's probably thinking
she's fucking crazy. Yeah, but I make money for being
(43:56):
crazy. Yeah, it's true.
Yeah, it's a great thing. It's a great thing.
But don't ever take it for granted.
Yeah, I'll work on that. Yeah, humble myself a little.
Because it's a great life. It's really a great life.
I know the life in general, having it and having myself be
myself and not just with you butin my relationship, absolutely
just openly in the world. I'm already kind of open in
(44:16):
general. I don't know if y'all met me,
but I just be saying shit. Yeah.
So now that I I can say shit that actually is me versus just
being weird. That's nice.
Absolutely. I.
Was telling her near last week at some point that because of
this summer I actually opened upto my sister about it and I told
her all about it and she was very accepting about it and I
have my two really good friends that I've kind of told about
(44:37):
this world as well and you know so now I have a couple of people
that I can chat that's cool withabout experiences that as.
Long as you don't go too far in it, they won't freak out.
But I freaked out everybody I know.
Yeah, I think, well, the two best friends, I like to freak
out because he's just, he's fun whenever he gets nervous.
And but the other friend, she just laughs.
Sister, of course, I'm not goingto tell her a whole bunch of
(44:59):
stuff because you know. Gotta keep something to
yourself. Yeah, I like being weird,
though. I like the telling everybody
that yeah, I put needles in thisguy's Dick.
You want to see it, your Dick orI like to say that hey, yeah, I
was chained to a toilet for a couple of hours and I liked it.
(45:19):
Yeah, but conversation when you weren't here and PO and I did an
episode together, he was really open with a sister and his
sister asked some legitimate questions where she was
concerned. Right for.
Example. OK, well what is the
serialization process? Or are you cleaning everything
afterwards? Is there blood involved?
You know, yeah. Well, he brings his own
(45:40):
implements too. Yeah, we.
She asked me was her blood involved and I said no.
I said, well, every now and again, but it's not like pouring
down. The one time I did needle play,
there was a little bit of. She was.
Like, OK, what's that? You know, and I explained that
she's like, OK, but are you using like gloves?
Using sterile? Like I said, everything's
bracid. Actually, I have a box of
(46:01):
needles that I I know that everything is legit.
We take all the safety precautions that we can and you
know, just it's my form of church because that's really how
the conversation came up. I feel like yeah, one of my
other Subs call it church too. She was just talking about how
there was a couple of people at her church that, you know, I
don't want to go too far into, you know, the family story, that
(46:23):
kind of thing. But there's some stuff that, you
know, is going on her side of the family that she's kind of
struggling with. And she was saying there's two
or three people, you know, that her church she goes to, it just
gives her such strength and wisdom and just allows her to be
herself. And she doesn't have a mask in
front of them. And it's just a really great
experience. And I thought, OK, I think this
is the moment where I can make the connection because she's in
(46:44):
in this state. Mindset.
Right. So that's when I said, you know,
I have kind of the same experience, you know, but my
church right now is the dungeon.They've allowed me to be able to
see who I am as a real person. Don't work through traumas.
Exactly. I got to work through a bunch of
traumas that, you know, I didn'trealize affected me as much as
they did, you know, and do. Yeah, yes, there are.
There are some, but they're not.It's not strong now it's.
(47:07):
You're working through it like. That it's a beautiful experience
but yeah, we just got into the conversation and, you know, she
seemed very receptive of everything.
Now I did tell her about the being and being that kind of
thing and she she legit asked me.
So do you think you have like split personalities?
Like are you? That was the only only one that
I, I just had to laugh about because.
(47:28):
It was because you were dumb. Yeah, yeah.
She was more like playing. Yeah.
And I said no, they're they're both in me.
They just are aspects. Yeah, I say DP.
But it was interesting. And one thing that he did tell
his sister, he's like, well, youkind of already know one of my
fetishes. And yeah, and she's like, what's
(47:51):
that? And he explained the diaper
fetish. She knew about she.
She didn't know that she knew about it.
I think this, my very first source of diapers was she had
Cabbage Patch dolls and she had diapers on them.
And that's what I would take those diapers, you know, because
I was six years old and 5-6 years old.
And in my head, I'm like, I'm not going to get caught.
You know, you're done. When you're a kid, you can't
hide things like that. And so I know that she knew
(48:14):
about that. But yeah, that was, I was
saying, you know, you know aboutit mad because later on she
admitted, I really didn't remember that at all, damn it,
you know, but I was glad that I,you know, was able to talk to
her about it and just go, OK. And after I explained kind of
where I thought maybe those aspects came from, she just
goes, oh, that makes a lot of sense.
There was a lot of understanding, acceptance in
(48:35):
that. I like that it.
Was, I mean, it was, it was kindof like a breakthrough.
I thought it was beautiful. Like I said, it's the first
person or the only person that Iknow that I feel comfortable
enough to go OK. Yeah, she's really like your
person in the family. You know, we can do, yeah.
The fucking theme songs already,Jesus.
Go back. Go back to.
We're talking about. Karaoke.
And now it's just on their brainnow.
(48:56):
Go back to sit in my face and come.
What was it? Oh, you can't go?
Yeah. It's great.
I can't come unless she sits on that's.
Great. It's great deception and
(49:17):
disgrace. I love it.
Oh wow, okay, anyway, this has been fun.
Yeah, Disney probably hates me. Disney.
Disney, right? So this has been fun.
So Liv says you can't come untilyou sit on my face.
(49:37):
You. Didn't even say it right do.
It say it. Deception, disgrace.
I can't come unless she sits on my face.
I love it until then. This is my latest episode PO of
Call Me Mistress.
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