June 16, 2025 • 39 mins
MIA, LIV AND POE ALL SIT DOWN FOR A LONG DISCUSSION ON KINKS OF HUMILIATION AND DEGRADATION. AND OF COURSE THINGS GET REALLY INTERESTING WHEN MIA TELLS YOU THE SIGNS OF YOUR KINKS..
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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me Madame Liv.
Hi, guys. And then over on our left
corner, we've got Lil PO. That's me I.
Like. That.
That's great. You know, I will say this.
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I didn't know what that button did.
Apparently. Apparently makes a beat.
Oh, that's the locator. Oh, OK, I located you.
You found me. All right, just for everyone's
information, this is our second episode that we've been doing
here where Liv wanted to put a dog collar on Poe, and here we
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are. So basically it says punishment,
and when he misbehaves or says something inappropriate, says
Andor says or, you know, then he's going to get shocked.
Yeah. That's great, and that's going
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to bring us into our conversation about unusual toys
or tools at home that we can incorporate into our BDSM
scenes. But I will say this for
everyone, if you have Apple, go on Apple and leave us feedback.
We need our five stars. We're at 4.6 on our feedback
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score. And you know, if people
appreciate our show, we have well over 3000 people that
listen to it daily. That is awesome.
Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, that's fantastic.
It's crazy. And you know, I bragged for the
longest time. Oh, 186 countries.
Well, now we're in 187 countries, OK.
Here's the newest one. Bolivia.
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OK, alright, Bolivia, shout out.Shout out Fuck yeah that's
awesome. And considering there's only 195
countries in the world and we'rein 187, right, that's phenomenal
to me. So on the Apple, would you be
also maybe comfortable with people submitting ideas for
fucking Yeah we should talk about?
I think that would be really neat to hear what they have.
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Is it? Absolutely.
And I know a gentleman had emailed us last week and he said
that he was very grateful that on one of the podcast forums, my
e-mail so they could write us. And he wrote us and he was
awesome as a very sweet e-mail. And that's the point.
If anyone wants to write us, they can write us at
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miarayhot.com or Mia Ray hot at Gmail.
And they can certainly tell us, you know what it what if they
like about the show? What if they don't like the
show? If I suck, they can say whatever
they want. I don't care.
But if you're going to leave us feedback and you're going to
leave us, you know, a good review, please leave us a good
review. We need the five stars.
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I want a five star rating. I love it.
Yeah, but I, you know, I certainly, I'm always happy to
listen to any suggestions anyonehas.
I, I think that I like to do a wide spectrum.
We talk about relationships, we talk about sex.
There's a lot of podcasts out there.
And ultimately to me, I'm a person who likes voices.
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I like to hear nice calming voices.
And I think that we all have very, very good speaking voices.
I like to think, and I've heard different shows.
It's kind of like, I love Joe Rogan.
Joe Rogan is the man. He's got a great voice for
podcast Grievous. He's very well-rounded and on
his show, just like any show, any podcast show, everyone has
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their opinions, right? I think this is where we can
freely voice our opinion. Yeah.
And not everyone is going to agree with us, which is fine.
That's that's why we have the capability of doing what we do
right. I think that's part of the fun
part, having other people voice their opinions and I'm being
able to go, OK, I didn't have that same opinion.
It's. Hitting the wires and you're
moving your mic. Oh, no, I was just saying that,
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yeah, I think that's the great part about it, is having
different opinions so that, you know, especially.
Out. You know, You do know.
Fuck. You eat woman.
I love it so. But yes, if you have a different
perspective than I do, then it'sfun to go OK, let me see if I
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can figure it out from their perspective.
And it makes you a much more well-rounded person.
That's the one thing that I really like about the three of
us, too. I know that Evie is the same
way, Barbie's the same way. We're all very analytical, a
person or a topic, just to really get down to the nitty
gritty about things, which is tome, is fascinating.
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I love to do it. Like it's fun.
Not tearing down the people, buttearing apart.
And telling you to figure out. OK, well why do they act or why
they do what they do? Better verb there.
Tearing apart. Agreed.
Yes. He's still.
Tall In the verbs all, In the verbs all.
The verbs. Sometimes he edges.
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He kicked his mic that time. Do you want to do it?
Yeah. ZAP him.
No kick in the mic. No kick in the mic.
Keep your feet under your chain,no.
White. All right, so we wrote down a
nice little list and #1 is the dog shot collar now?
I have a dog shot collar just for the small Chihuahuas, and I
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just put on the vibration setting.
I keep the rubber over the metalstuds.
However, your studs are exposed and you've got a bigger dog.
Is yours exposed? No, there it has the rubber tips
but that. Oh, the rubber.
Tips you had, the current goes right through it.
Oh, does it? Yeah.
Because actually, if you, you'resupposed to use the rubber tips.
Burn the skin. Right.
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Well, it's not the burn the skinso you don't get stabbed in the
neck if you happen to fall backwards or if you put too much
tension on it. It can, you know, Pierce you if
you're not careful. OK.
Good to know. They have big big prongs on them
and small prongs and I use the bigger ones because it makes
better contact with skin. All right.
I must have misread that in the instructions because I was like
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they said, oh, you can keep the rubber on or off.
And I was like, oh, OK, so. Yeah, I'd have to really look at
this one, but I'm pretty sure ifI'm correctly it's a little bit
more. Out.
It's a little bit more intimidating as far as the the
metal part if you're not careful.
It is very intimidating, definitely.
All right, so I know that we usethe dog collar.
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You specifically said, hey, PO, can you bring your big dog
collar so that we can have a bigger, stronger implement to
torture? Are you taking the rubber sets?
Yeah, that's about the same. About the same, OK, OK.
And ultimately, so we used it onthis gentleman the other today
and we're using the upper thigh where it's really sensitive
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people. 'S Dicks, yeah sure have Dick
with his five shark Dicks with the smaller one as well.
It's definitely gets your attention.
I can imagine. And it doesn't really hurt, it's
just almost like tickles kind ofthing.
It's a vibration thing more thananything.
Kind of like your tinge machines, yeah, just makes the
muscle seize up and but you know, as far as pain levels, a
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four out of 10. See, I just use the vibration
setting for my my one doll. Oh, yeah.
And when I do it, I turn it all the way up to 9 so it vibrates
and she can't stand it right. And if I break out that that
collar and I just hold it in my hand and look at her, she's
like, oh, fuck, OK, I'll be good, I'll be good.
And then she'll go right to where she needs to be, right?
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And she'll behave. I bought this one for the dog,
but I, I didn't have the heart to do it.
You know, it's more of a threatening thing.
And then one day I was like, OK,let's, let's try it on and see.
Actually, I think it was after listening to one of your
episodes that you were talking about a shot caller.
And I was like, oh, I have one of those.
Let's let's see where we can putit and see different reactions
that we can get out of our body.Bree.
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Bree is such a big baby. She thinks that I was going to
literally shot the shit out of my Chihuahuas and I was like,
Bree, They're little tiny babies.
I'm not going to shock them, I'mjust using the vibration setting
right so that they'll stop misbehaving, right?
But anyway, she took it and she took it off my dog one day and
hit it. I was like you a little fucking
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cunt. Yeah, anyway, I would have
definitely made her wear that for, you know, a week after
that. Oh.
Trust me, if she might have beenmy submissive, I would have done
it in a heartbeat. I would have chained her ass to
the floor. Yeah, cuffed her and she would
not have been able to get it offbecause I would have put a
fucking lock on it. That sounds fun.
You want to be changed to the floor in the dungeon.
I'm not sure yet. Well, you think about it because
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I did a really hot scene with one of my slaves and yeah, it
was, it was really sexy hot. You got my mind thinking.
Yeah. Well, you know, I think when you
have that connection to the slave that you have, and I mean,
there's an obvious an attractionto the people that you work with
a lot of times. And with him, he is just sexy,
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adorable. And he told me that he wanted to
be on the floor on a chain. So I had had that on the floor
and I was like, you know, it's drilled into the floor.
You can't can't go anywhere, right?
It extends maybe 8 feet in length.
I said you'll be able to do things in the dungeon like clean
when I'm not in there. But I just wrapped the the
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collar. I wrapped the chain around his
neck and put on a master lock and I did the session with him
and, you know, he needed to carry the chain around.
And at the end, after I let him have an orgasm, he's like, you
know, you could leave me here for the night.
It'd be OK. Yeah.
I said, well, there's your test.He just passed it.
So. But you know, Brie had been in
there. Brie's been in there.
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Change of the floor for days on the time, right.
One time I actually had my in laws come to visit and they
were, they were here for I think8 or 9 days and she was in the
dungeon the whole time. Change to the floor.
I'm the same and they never wentinto that that that part of the
the. No, no, I lost and I put
something in front of the door and I told them that we rented
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the space out. So it was, it was a woodworker
who was having woodwork in the dungeon.
Because every now and then you'll walk in the dungeon.
It smells kind of like raw wood.And you know, this was back in
the day, not now, but I mean, back in the day.
And they believed us. They didn't question it anymore.
And I just go in there at night and I would say here's your food
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for tomorrow. And you know, here's your
bucket. That's it.
Sounds intense. It was very intense.
So anywho, Liv, tell us more about needle plays.
And yeah, we got the next one, which is needle plays in the
Dick. I looked it up.
I've not done it yet, but you could put needles like you would
on your back or your chest. They do in like they make little
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like rows. They do like little designs, I
guess. Sure.
And you can put them in your Dick, like through the Dick or
through the big skin like. And I was just looking at it.
I was like, it looked really scary and I was like, I would
have to do that. It's like real pain right there.
Sounds. Fun.
Sounds like a real punishment. I haven't been punished in a
while. He's asking for that.
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Yes, he is. You think you can handle needles
through your Dick? I think I could try.
OK. I'm always looking for a new
adventure. Yeah.
I'll put needles. Through your Dick I.
Won't even hate a teeth. Sounds fun.
You're so quiet, you don't have to depend on me to talk.
Do the next one. Little.
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Bottle play. Say it again.
Say water. Bottle play.
Water bottle. Yeah, water bottle play and that
is something that I've done multiple times.
I've done it with PO, specifically with the baptism.
OK, I poured the water over yourhead and you was not ready for
that. I.
Was not expecting that that was.Well, it was like the initiation
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of becoming the slave. I liked it.
I liked. It and.
Then we did it. You know, the other day was one
of our sessions. To.
Like do like a water board type of thing, right?
And I don't think I've done it any other way.
Have you done it any other way? Played with water.
Other than, you know, doing enemas and doing gross stuff.
I actually the guy who just called my good friend I haven't
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programmed in my phone is John, my sweet Sissy and Liv.
And I've both done sessions withhim.
He's super cool guy, but he likes to wear a diaper and then
he'll put a pair of rubber pantson.
OK. And.
The rubber It's a rubber diaper.It's a rubber diaper, Yeah.
And it basically it'll hold everything in.
Hold on, it's a rubber diaper. Over the regular pull over, it's
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like a. Rubber pull.
I'm back with you, OK? OK, so he wears the diaper then,
you know, this layer of protection so it won't leak out,
right? And when he does that, he wants
us to make him drink multiple bottles of water to expand his
bladder so he'll have to hold his urine.
And at times it's funny because you know a man can't get hard or
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if he does get hard, it's not asif he can pee and or come.
It's like difficult, yeah to to to pee with that hard on.
It was really, yeah, it was really funny with him though,
because I would just make him drink 4 or 5 bottles of water.
And a lot of times I would say, OK, well, you know what, you got
a choice. You can either you can either
have an orgasm or you can piss your pants.
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Yeah. OK, so that's what we would do
is basically make him drink a bunch of water, but.
I like that scenario. But you know the other point
with the water bottle? I did this with my husband one
time. He was in total bondage in the
dungeon and I just had the bottle drip, drip, drip and I
had that go on for several hoursand he was like, that was so
fucking painful after the first hour.
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Yes, that would be a pestering kind of doesn't bother you at
1st and then by the 15th, 20th minute, kind of like when your
faucet is just dripping and you're like, OK, I've got to
figure out where the dripping iscoming from.
But it being like on your head or something of that nature, I
could definitely see that not getting to you psychologically.
Yeah, he said. It was on his forehead and it
was just like it was a constant.He said it started to feel heavy
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after the first hour. Said Oh well, keep talking your
shit. What happens?
Little fuck. All right, go ahead.
Let's say the next one. The next one we have written
down is chain play. Now we, you just discussed the
chain type of the floor or bolted to the floor.
Then I've done it where I have been chained to a toilet, right?
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And then I, I put chains around your neck or your wrist to make
it heavy or hard whenever aroundthe room.
There's a lot of ways you can play with chains.
You know, chain somebody up to the ceiling.
Right, Yeah, the the chaining upwhile cleaning up the dungeon,
that's that was I like that because every time you you hear
that the chains on the floor, the chains, it's very
interesting. Yeah, until you step on it.
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I was going to say, and we've we've done impact scenes where
you all did not get to see this is before I met either of you,
but my good friend Freya wanted to bottom and she wanted to be
topped at this event. And so I went in there with my
friend. We put her on the cross and she,
we put one of those one or two of those heavy chains around her
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neck and wrapped it around her and we did that and did an
impact with her and after 20-30 minutes, she went in total
subspace. She fucking loved chains.
Yeah, love the cold chains on her body.
I. Could definitely see that.
Mm hmm. Me too, but a lot of people,
they really get into the chains and the metal they get, just
like leather feels. Real and heavy and.
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Yeah, yeah. So you could you could relate.
It's the same reason why I like the Saint Andrew's Cross 'cause
you got cold wood. You know, there's just something
about the wood on skin. It's a real chains.
Yeah, around your like it's the combination of everything and
going ha ha, this is great. The next one actually is a
winch, which reminds me of the guy you were just talking about
with the diaper that you made pee in the pants or orgasm.
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He literally I tied his Dick to the ceiling with the winch.
Like I had put like a cup of a cock ring, a metal cock ring
attached everything and I hung it up from the ceiling.
And because he kept wiggling, I was like, now if you keep
wiggling, it's going to hurt now, you know, And then, you
know, he never got hard because,you know, he was in a position
that he was scared to get hard. Okay, But I put a cup underneath
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his Dick and I left the room andI was like, I'm gonna wait till
you pee and I come back. And he was like, I peed.
I pee because he was taking so long to pee.
So I ended up making him drink it.
And he was so eager to drink it.He was like, like, I've never
done that before, other than whyare you so eager?
But he loved it. So Lynch is gonna be used for a
lot of things. You can use it for the anal hook
by their feet, not upside down, but like when you're laying on a
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table, bring your feet up, okay?I would not hang somebody upside
down from it. What are some things that you
would use for the winch? Well, we've done the anal hook
like you said, we've hung peopleupside down.
We've done suspension with rope bondage.
I know we did this really cool scene.
One time we had a rigger come inand she did shibari on this
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person. OK, cool.
It was really cool. And then we hung her from the
back with the shibari, which waswas really fun to watch.
So like Shibari was a little bitof suspension play.
Yeah, sounds fun. It really was.
People really enjoyed it. Different times, but there was a
scene that was not done here at the dungeon.
I'm actually writing a little short story about that.
I had I had read it to live and I was like live, what do you
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think of this? But it was a story about how
Bree, I sent her to someones home and ultimately Liv is
reading these text messages fromthese fucking losers who write
me inappropriate things thinkingthat we're going to see them.
Yeah, if they're anything like the phone calls, he could.
Have been he could have been puppy.
Play. Yeah.
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I don't now when I've heard thatterminology before.
That's not. What term did he use?
K9 Play. K9 play OK.
Now, so Bree went and went to this man's condo and he put on
this whole makeshift plywood bed, right, Put mattress on it
and then proceeded to use a wench to cuff her hands and arms
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to the wench. And then he cuffed, Yeah, he
cuffed and held on her feet, putit on the bottom of this frame,
OK, at the bottom of the bed. So when he cranked that wench,
she just kept stretching her as far as she could go out.
And ultimately, she said that she felt like her limbs were
about to break if they're going to pop from their sockets.
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And he just kept telling her, you know, we're going to get
through this, Bree, we're going to get through this.
But meanwhile, he would use caneand do bastionado on the bottoms
of her feet. Did it turn her on when he said
that to her? Oh God, yeah, because.
I like that's a very submissive line that you would definitely
like. We're going to get through this
together. That's top tier right there,
but. It's a good one.
Yeah, he just tortured the fuck out of her.
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And she thought, oh, you know, I'm just going to go, you know,
play with him for an hour, no big deal.
And she went in this guy's garage and she saw the setup,
and she's thinking, I think thismight be a little longer than
that, right. But he kept her for several
hours because I told him, I said, I'm sending you to her
because she's been a very bad sub.
She needs to be disciplined. And that was not the first time
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I had done that. I did it another time where I
sent her to a rigger and he justtied her up and he choked her
out. And he kept her basically in
rope for hours right into the night.
Yeah. And then, oh, yeah.
And then fucked her raw, like hedid all sorts of mean things and
she fucking loved it so. Live.
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Continue. This one's actually yours, yes.
But what do you think of it? I don't think I would want to
eat dog, but I don't think I do see an appeal of eating dog food
or eating food out of a dog bowl.
If it was when mistress serves her dogs, I eat dog food out of
it. Absolutely.
Your food, Yeah, everything in general, like using food as like
a way of submission. But they do say, like during
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hurricanes and that type of thing, like if you absolutely
can't find food around, go to the pet store to get the dog
food because it has the same nutrients that you need.
Gross. No.
Yeah. I won't do that.
Yeah, I'm not saying I'd want todo it either, but you?
Know well I probably will make you it's the same nutrition.
I'll do it. I take back what I said my
doctor said it's terrible for you.
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That's going to be my next question I'm going to ask my
doctor I love. That's my new game.
Asking my doctor awkward questions about things that
happen in the dungeon. Wow.
It's fun. Wow.
That's interesting. Yeah.
You know, I've made people eat out of food and dog bowls before
and, you know, lick that water up off the floor.
Dude. You're told you're gonna like
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it. Bree, I've said this story
before. I I still love the story.
But she was cleaning the dungeon.
And I always told her, you get that dungeon spotless.
And if it's not spotless, then it's not it's not sufficient
enough. It's not good enough.
You have to redo it. And one day I was sitting there
with my sweet little dog. My dog was used to seeing shit
like this. She's like, oh, look, Nanny
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Breeze cleaning the dungeon, youknow?
And I was sitting there and I was eating Captain D's fish, OK?
I love Captain D's. And I was sitting there kind of
starting to salivate. I haven't eaten today.
That Captain D sounds really fucking good, right?
Now hungry too, right? And so Needless to say, I gave
Bailey a little piece of fish and Bailey ate some and
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ultimately she didn't want anymore.
So I had her take one little lick or bite out of this one
bigger piece of fish. And then I threw it on the floor
and I said, hey, Bree, get over here, come eat this fish.
She's like, uh, uh, I said, did you just tell your mistress?
No, she's like, and I said, get your ass over here on all fours,
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ass. Eat that fucking fish.
So no hands allowed? No, just go at it you.
Eat that fucking fish, you fucking.
Whore. I think it's the line you're
using that makes it hot. OK, the the bourbon you're.
Using Thank you and the adverbs.Thank you the adverbs.
All right. Shocking for that, he just
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corrupted you. I added I didn't correct.
I don't know, I think that was aslight there.
But anyway, so Brie came over and she's dressed in her little
sexy corset and her little cute little skirt and stockings and
heels and she got down there andass up and she ate that fish.
I said, do you like that fuckingfish?
She says yes. I said what did you?
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Yes, that's true, yes. And I said I'm good because
Bailey already had a bite and she didn't want anymore.
So you're just eating what she had in her mouth.
Don't worry, her mouth is cleaner than yours.
It's. All right.
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Dog's mouths are cleaner than ours, but.
I can assure you that's not true.
My dog's breath smells like an asshole.
Well that's because he probably just ate his asshole.
Exactly. But he's eating good dog food.
I mean, this asshole can't be that bad.
I what you're saying is, are yousaying since you eat healthy
that we can just eat the shit out your butt?
Well, we certainly know somebodywho does.
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Oh, we see the fucking people intheir.
Mouth and clean. Your kink is not my kink, but
your kink is OK. It's certainly not my kink.
But it's great to watch it happen, no?
I can never watch that happen. Well, you know how many people
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write me and ask me, hey, just live, do toilet training?
I said. Liv will pee on you, but that's
it. I don't think I can let myself
do that. You.
Could pee on them. I could pee on them.
Yeah, I'm saying like the the. Pooping, no.
Or the fecal stuff that that's not for you.
It's not for you. I just feel like it.
I could never look at myself thesame I.
You know, I love to do it because.
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It's fix your face. I love to do it.
She just shocked Poe because he makes his face and he like
winces and it like crunches his face.
She's like hit your face. Stop being happy.
Oh goodness, there was another story I was going to tell you
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about about someone eating food,but he was something else.
I have to remember it. Yeah, the whole thing of toilet
training. Trust me, it's not something I
enjoy, but I will fucking do it because it's about me having the
power and the control to do it. And it's like you take it that's
what you deserve. You are less than you fucking
suck. You know now they're not allowed
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to touch me. They're not around.
I'm not allowing them to lick myasshole.
But they sure as fuck. So are you doing this like a
soft serve machine where you're hovering over them or?
Yes. OK, yes.
Or I'll sit in the toilet training chair, OK?
I don't ever really sit in like the queening chair because it's
too, too close to their mouth, OK?
And I just feel hot breath like on my new house but.
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What do they feel? You feel hot bread like they.
Get hot bread. Too.
They feel my warm goodness. That they ask.
For they fucking ask for it. I'm telling you I'm.
Sorry, I'm just picturing GoldenCorral saucer machines now.
I don't know if I want to go there now.
They actually are, like the roofs are coming apart and stuff
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like that too. I wouldn't.
Go. Well you know this one sexy
little trans girl came over and she told me she's like, you
know, I want to eat your stuff for breakfast.
She drove 4 hours to be here. She comes over.
I said I'll meet you in the backby the pool.
I said if we're doing any type of toilet training, it's going
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to be outside period. And I always like to do it down
here. We'll put a nice little towel
down so you can be comfortable. I said.
But when the session is through,I said, if there's any remaining
anything thing, clean it off with the hose.
You can, you can spray off with the hose.
Don't let it go in the pool. You go over here.
I'm giving her all these instructions.
But I asked her, I said, do you want to do anything in the
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dungeon first? Do you want to go and do impact?
Do you want to do bondage? She's like, no, I just want to
eat your brown shower. And I said OK, you don't.
Want to get to know me? No.
Now when you did that, did you like eat like corn and that kind
of stuff the night before? Stuff that like doesn't easily
dissolve. No, I'm not going to torture
myself like that. I'm really not.
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Like I tell everybody I do 2 scoops of Miralax and coffee in
the morning for a reason. If I have a thyroid disorder,
trust me, I I need something every day.
But I'll always say if you want to do the shower, we're going to
have to do it in the morning. Oh, that makes sense, yeah.
You can do it between 7:00 and 9:00.
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You contact, you contact Mia. I will shit on you anywhere
you'll want, OK. And she's like, well, I just
want to consume it. I said, well, you know what, if
you do, don't touch my ass, you may not lick my ass.
And so I just warm one of my little skirts and Choo Choo,
Choo Choo, pull it up and Bing bada boom.
And it was done in less than 5 minutes.
So well. God bless you both.
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I don't know where to go from here.
The point of it is people want what they want.
It's true when we all have something that we want.
But you know, it's interesting how you can really pinpoint
people out and what they like and how they are.
It's funny because one of my sister in law's, she had asked
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me one time she we went out for her birthday last year and she
wanted me to meet one of her dear friends and her dear
friend's husband. And I knew her friend vaguely.
I hadn't seen her in years, but we all went to dinner one night,
OK? And in walks her husband.
And the man had pretty leather shoes on.
He smelled like a French whore. He had longer hair in the back
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and thinning hair in the front and feathered sides and perfect
skin. And I, I told her the truth.
She's like, what do you think ofher husband?
What is his kink? Right.
I said, he's a crossdresser, OK,He is a crossdresser.
And there's a lovely gentleman that I see who's on fat and go
through his pictures. You know, men cross dressers.
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You can. She sees that as a blessing,
almost like our. It could be a curse and yeah,
it's. A curse because I go to Walmart
and see people and I'm like, Oh my God, I know.
We can point people out. It's.
Weird. It is.
Like I can't live a life, no. More.
All I think about is real booty hole.
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Now Speaking of booty holes, if you see a guy put like a post
face. Where we going with this listen.
If a man is the type of person who they don't wash their hands.
OK. If they don't clean under their
fingernails, if they have a smelled odor to them, if they
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don't bathe regularly, now 9 times out of 10 they like to eat
dirty pussy or dirty ass or both.
OK. Check please no.
I'm just, I'm just telling you that's the way it is.
All right, so you know most of my kinks.
From here. Correct.
What's another king I have just by looking at me like my
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personality, Like yeah, one thatI don't even know I have yet.
Well, how would you know if you have one then?
Do you think you have? Any if you could read him right
now, if I could have, you're notknowing what he's without all
your knowledge you already have,What would you think he had?
OK, so PO, you always wear very soft clothing.
OK, OK, you're, you always have the sweet little baby face, but
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you're clean cut. You, you have a little vanity.
To you I would agree. On certain days, yes.
Yeah, I and I and I think that, you know, you wear always, you
always in tennis shoes. So you have this little boyish
look to you. And I've seeing in a lot of
clothes you wear. And they're very boyish and
they're cute and they're soft, OK.
And it matches your personality.So when I met you, I was like,
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abgl, that's funny. I knew.
Yeah. Because you know, it is.
It's that sweet little smile. Sweet little face.
I'm gonna tell you something else.
So you don't have it. OK.
And you have the sweet little face and you have a nice smile,
but you don't have what I call Howdy Doody smile.
OK. OK.
Howdy Doody was a puppet. It was a ventriloquist doll
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Right back in the 50s. Howdy, Doody.
He was a cute little cowboy red ginger head.
OK, so Liv doesn't know this because I mean, your parents,
they're as old as me. They're not that old.
I. Always thought Howdy Doody was
creepy. But you knew how to doody was.
Yeah. OK, well, Howdy Judy had a
creepy exactly a creepy smile, right.
So I'm going to show you in people when when a lot of men
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smile, they have a Howdy Doody smile.
You can tell straight up they'refucking gay or bisexual.
OK. Just saying.
What is a Howdy Doody smile look?
It's a creepy. It's a creepy undertoned smile
and there's always that little twinkle in their eye of sadness.
It's true. OK, OK, I'm going to show you a
picture. So like.
Yeah, like a. He has sad eyes, but he has a
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very wide smile and he always showed a little bit of teeth,
you know, and it's true. And a lot of men, they, they
cover their, their sadness by smiling.
A lot of people with depression,they have to do that.
They push. Through.
Oh yeah, I'm asking. Exactly.
And a lot of gay men, especiallythose those that are in the
closet, right, they have to maskit.
I'm going to show you a picture.He's one of my Facebook friends.
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Could this? Also be a sociopath too.
No sociopaths. They don't have sadness in their
eyes. They have deviants in their
eyes. They have a darkness in their
eyes. And they don't.
They don't feel sad. No, I want you to meet somebody.
I want you. To read them, you know, like Ted
Bundy. I could have spotted him a mile
fucking away. He had a sinister smile.
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He was really into bondage, so he loved control.
But yeah, sick fuck. May he rot in hell.
But I am going to show you a picture directly of somebody.
And he's got the Howdy Doody smile and he's so cute, but it's
just covered up by sadness. And I wish, oh, there.
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I could make the picture bigger.I wish I could.
There. That would have been a better
spot. But it's this gentleman here in
the second in the middle. See it?
Sadness in the eyes, facial expression.
OK. Yeah.
And that's what it is. You know, you hot.
And he's a closeted gay man, youknow?
And you do those things, like I said, certain people, you can
just tell. Yeah.
You know, we were having a discussion recently.
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Liv and I were talking about somebody that I know and she met
recently and not from the dungeon.
Oh, yeah, Look at that. There's something there.
There's something that he's hiding.
Oh, yeah, Yeah. Something that he's hiding for
sure. I'm just saying, yeah, he's
something he's hiding something.Looks like he wants a nice
little Dick in his mouth. Just saying.
Or a. Big Dick in his mouth.
Yeah, a big Dick. I'm guessing he wants a big
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black. Dick in his mouth.
Oh OK, revolving the theory, I like it.
Yeah, let me tell you something.I had this guy one time he came
to the dungeon. Bree was in there with me, OK?
And he's like, I I don't know. I don't know what I want.
I said I already tell what you want.
He's like, what do you think I want?
I said, well, let's break it down.
I'm, I'm not. I didn't break this down for
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him, right? Like I am with you all.
But he was skinny. He didn't look like he was very
manicured, OK? He looked like he was PO dunk,
sad, uneducated, just just a poor guy, you know.
But he's still like he was, you could tell he was a hard worker
trying to make it in life. And I looked at him and I was
like, you want to be pretty, don't you?
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He's like, maybe. And I said, put these banties
on, put the skirt on, do these things.
And he put it on. A whole attitude.
All that lifted, all the anger, everything else lifted.
I love cross dressers for that reason.
Right. So I put him up on the cross and
he was a cross dresser. Put him up on the cross.
I put lipstick on him. I said now imagine as I'm
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putting this lipstick on your mouth and your lips, your lips
are wet. Lick your lips, you know, he
licked his lips so close your eyes.
I said, now imagine this is the tip of a big fat cock.
And he's like, and he quivered. He shook and he's and he's got
his hands up on the cross and I'm moving my hands and my
fingers down his body. And I said, now imagine I'm a
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big black man. I'm coming up behind you.
I'm going to fucking plow my massive Mandingo cock and your
little cunt. And he's like, and the man stood
there and fucking came, shot hisload without me ever touching
his fucking he's. Talent, right?
There he didn't, he didn't touchhis Dick.
He fucking came and Bree was like, holy fuck.
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Bree got on her knees and started bowing to me.
I was like, I'm just telling you.
I created the illusion in his mind what he wanted.
That's all it is, is a mind fuck.
That's it. And he's like, how did you know?
And I said, I could see it in those eyes.
I knew exactly what you needed. She said that she's the the the
Yoda of the BDSM community. Well, let me tell you, that
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motherfucker comes every so often.
Every time he comes in and he isdressed like a French whore.
Dresses up. Yeah.
He wants it so bad, right? Yeah, he does.
True. So it's interesting.
Yeah. You won't let me meet people and
I'm going to read them for you. I'll tell you what he likes.
Dirty panty sniffer right there.Da da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
Call him out. Boom, boom, boom.
Yeah. Love it.
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Yeah, yeah. That man.
You showed me a picture. He looks like a very sad,
internally sad internal man. Yeah, little little bisexual.
He's fighting. Yeah.
So ultimately, yeah. But no, PO, your sweet little
eyes and your sweet little face.Yeah, you're soft and tender and
your sweet little adult you. Have like an innocence about
you, even though you do. I am very innocent.
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Totally. Everyone of my bone and boners
are innocent. But it it is what it is.
You know, you read people you and I were in Walmart few weeks
back and you're like, look at him.
What do you think he likes? I don't remember.
What was it we were talking about?
I don't. I was.
Literally in Walmart yesterday with my boyfriend.
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I was like, Oh my God, I can't. That guy.
Yeah, the first time I really saw it.
But usually I'm always imaginingit.
But that was the first time I really saw like, Oh my God, I
know that one. Yeah, I was like.
And I'm not bragging, I'm not bragging about it.
But the thing of it is if you just, if people observed more
people, if they were more observant to really look at
somebody and focus on what they like.
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Like I said, the guy that the ass sniffer, I, I never forget
him out of my mind because this guy comes from a, a wealthy
family, but yet he stinks. He doesn't bathe, he's gross
looking. And immediately when he came in,
I was like, oh, you know, just like that guy.
He came in and he had on the tiedye shirt and he didn't want to
take his clothes off. He's gross and disgusting.
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I will tell you straight up, he is a fucking ass sniffer in the
closet. Doesn't want to tell anybody.
Yeah, he's disgusting. Oh yeah, I know.
Yeah. You could you could put dirty
rotten panties in his mouth and he would cream himself.
Just saying. Takes all kinds around the
world. It does.
He's the one that said what we did was a disturbing.
Yeah, because he's in fucking denial of what he really wants.
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we don't get that.
Come here for a specific reason and then say that you are
disturbing. Yeah, no, we just, we just
talked what your fantasy was. He didn't want to be pegged.
He just wanted to say shit. That's the.
Only dude he wanted just to say shit.
He liked the power power of the narc.
Hmm, the power of the what? The narc.
Yeah, the. Narc.
He was the one I told you came from a church and they were
(37:50):
gonna try to outlive. OK, Yeah.
Flipping churches. Yeah.
Yeah, I go to Church's Chicken. That's about it these days.
Yeah, and the thing of it is, see, yeah.
I mean, today, you know, it's really, I think he was
expecting, in his mind, he expected that we were
prostitutes, right. And when he realized, oh, OK,
this is a dungeon, you know, he,I said, well, you don't keep
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your clothes on, right, Period. You keep your clothes on.
Liv's gonna do impact and she's gonna do bondage with you.
And ultimately, it's exactly what happened.
And you know, he, he had wood the whole fucking time.
He was poking up in his little pants.
Oh, he had a little Dick. Yeah.
I don't know. I noticed.
I sat on his face though, Yeah. But you did, Yeah.
You had clothes. On though, yeah, I had clothes
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on. You had clothes.
On you deviant, deviant person. Yeah, I.
Know. Yeah, it was funny.
That tell me I'm doing the devil's.
Work went down to Georgia. And the Devil wears lace.
And then went down to Georgia. All right, kids, let's wrap this
shit up. Call it a day.
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All right, Liv, Are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready.
You can do it any way you want to do it, like you're chugging
or goofy or sexy, whatever you want to do it.
All right, Get it ready. Oh, you won't get it ready.
This could be a good time. She put that mic up in her
mouth. All right, so Liv, this has been
the latest episode of. Call me Mistress.
Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me Madame Liv.
Hi, guys. And then over on our left
corner, we've got Lil PO. That's me I.
Like. That.
That's great. You know, I will say this.
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I didn't know what that button did.
Apparently. Apparently makes a beat.
Oh, that's the locator. Oh, OK, I located you.
You found me. All right, just for everyone's
information, this is our second episode that we've been doing
here where Liv wanted to put a dog collar on Poe, and here we
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are. So basically it says punishment,
and when he misbehaves or says something inappropriate, says
Andor says or, you know, then he's going to get shocked.
Yeah. That's great, and that's going
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to bring us into our conversation about unusual toys
or tools at home that we can incorporate into our BDSM
scenes. But I will say this for
everyone, if you have Apple, go on Apple and leave us feedback.
We need our five stars. We're at 4.6 on our feedback
(01:35):
score. And you know, if people
appreciate our show, we have well over 3000 people that
listen to it daily. That is awesome.
Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, that's fantastic.
It's crazy. And you know, I bragged for the
longest time. Oh, 186 countries.
Well, now we're in 187 countries, OK.
Here's the newest one. Bolivia.
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OK, alright, Bolivia, shout out.Shout out Fuck yeah that's
awesome. And considering there's only 195
countries in the world and we'rein 187, right, that's phenomenal
to me. So on the Apple, would you be
also maybe comfortable with people submitting ideas for
fucking Yeah we should talk about?
I think that would be really neat to hear what they have.
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Is it? Absolutely.
And I know a gentleman had emailed us last week and he said
that he was very grateful that on one of the podcast forums, my
e-mail so they could write us. And he wrote us and he was
awesome as a very sweet e-mail. And that's the point.
If anyone wants to write us, they can write us at
(02:38):
miarayhot.com or Mia Ray hot at Gmail.
And they can certainly tell us, you know what it what if they
like about the show? What if they don't like the
show? If I suck, they can say whatever
they want. I don't care.
But if you're going to leave us feedback and you're going to
leave us, you know, a good review, please leave us a good
review. We need the five stars.
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I want a five star rating. I love it.
Yeah, but I, you know, I certainly, I'm always happy to
listen to any suggestions anyonehas.
I, I think that I like to do a wide spectrum.
We talk about relationships, we talk about sex.
There's a lot of podcasts out there.
And ultimately to me, I'm a person who likes voices.
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I like to hear nice calming voices.
And I think that we all have very, very good speaking voices.
I like to think, and I've heard different shows.
It's kind of like, I love Joe Rogan.
Joe Rogan is the man. He's got a great voice for
podcast Grievous. He's very well-rounded and on
his show, just like any show, any podcast show, everyone has
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their opinions, right? I think this is where we can
freely voice our opinion. Yeah.
And not everyone is going to agree with us, which is fine.
That's that's why we have the capability of doing what we do
right. I think that's part of the fun
part, having other people voice their opinions and I'm being
able to go, OK, I didn't have that same opinion.
It's. Hitting the wires and you're
moving your mic. Oh, no, I was just saying that,
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yeah, I think that's the great part about it, is having
different opinions so that, you know, especially.
Out. You know, You do know.
Fuck. You eat woman.
I love it so. But yes, if you have a different
perspective than I do, then it'sfun to go OK, let me see if I
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can figure it out from their perspective.
And it makes you a much more well-rounded person.
That's the one thing that I really like about the three of
us, too. I know that Evie is the same
way, Barbie's the same way. We're all very analytical, a
person or a topic, just to really get down to the nitty
gritty about things, which is tome, is fascinating.
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I love to do it. Like it's fun.
Not tearing down the people, buttearing apart.
And telling you to figure out. OK, well why do they act or why
they do what they do? Better verb there.
Tearing apart. Agreed.
Yes. He's still.
Tall In the verbs all, In the verbs all.
The verbs. Sometimes he edges.
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He kicked his mic that time. Do you want to do it?
Yeah. ZAP him.
No kick in the mic. No kick in the mic.
Keep your feet under your chain,no.
White. All right, so we wrote down a
nice little list and #1 is the dog shot collar now?
I have a dog shot collar just for the small Chihuahuas, and I
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just put on the vibration setting.
I keep the rubber over the metalstuds.
However, your studs are exposed and you've got a bigger dog.
Is yours exposed? No, there it has the rubber tips
but that. Oh, the rubber.
Tips you had, the current goes right through it.
Oh, does it? Yeah.
Because actually, if you, you'resupposed to use the rubber tips.
Burn the skin. Right.
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Well, it's not the burn the skinso you don't get stabbed in the
neck if you happen to fall backwards or if you put too much
tension on it. It can, you know, Pierce you if
you're not careful. OK.
Good to know. They have big big prongs on them
and small prongs and I use the bigger ones because it makes
better contact with skin. All right.
I must have misread that in the instructions because I was like
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they said, oh, you can keep the rubber on or off.
And I was like, oh, OK, so. Yeah, I'd have to really look at
this one, but I'm pretty sure ifI'm correctly it's a little bit
more. Out.
It's a little bit more intimidating as far as the the
metal part if you're not careful.
It is very intimidating, definitely.
All right, so I know that we usethe dog collar.
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You specifically said, hey, PO, can you bring your big dog
collar so that we can have a bigger, stronger implement to
torture? Are you taking the rubber sets?
Yeah, that's about the same. About the same, OK, OK.
And ultimately, so we used it onthis gentleman the other today
and we're using the upper thigh where it's really sensitive
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people. 'S Dicks, yeah sure have Dick
with his five shark Dicks with the smaller one as well.
It's definitely gets your attention.
I can imagine. And it doesn't really hurt, it's
just almost like tickles kind ofthing.
It's a vibration thing more thananything.
Kind of like your tinge machines, yeah, just makes the
muscle seize up and but you know, as far as pain levels, a
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four out of 10. See, I just use the vibration
setting for my my one doll. Oh, yeah.
And when I do it, I turn it all the way up to 9 so it vibrates
and she can't stand it right. And if I break out that that
collar and I just hold it in my hand and look at her, she's
like, oh, fuck, OK, I'll be good, I'll be good.
And then she'll go right to where she needs to be, right?
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And she'll behave. I bought this one for the dog,
but I, I didn't have the heart to do it.
You know, it's more of a threatening thing.
And then one day I was like, OK,let's, let's try it on and see.
Actually, I think it was after listening to one of your
episodes that you were talking about a shot caller.
And I was like, oh, I have one of those.
Let's let's see where we can putit and see different reactions
that we can get out of our body.Bree.
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Bree is such a big baby. She thinks that I was going to
literally shot the shit out of my Chihuahuas and I was like,
Bree, They're little tiny babies.
I'm not going to shock them, I'mjust using the vibration setting
right so that they'll stop misbehaving, right?
But anyway, she took it and she took it off my dog one day and
hit it. I was like you a little fucking
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cunt. Yeah, anyway, I would have
definitely made her wear that for, you know, a week after
that. Oh.
Trust me, if she might have beenmy submissive, I would have done
it in a heartbeat. I would have chained her ass to
the floor. Yeah, cuffed her and she would
not have been able to get it offbecause I would have put a
fucking lock on it. That sounds fun.
You want to be changed to the floor in the dungeon.
I'm not sure yet. Well, you think about it because
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I did a really hot scene with one of my slaves and yeah, it
was, it was really sexy hot. You got my mind thinking.
Yeah. Well, you know, I think when you
have that connection to the slave that you have, and I mean,
there's an obvious an attractionto the people that you work with
a lot of times. And with him, he is just sexy,
(09:07):
adorable. And he told me that he wanted to
be on the floor on a chain. So I had had that on the floor
and I was like, you know, it's drilled into the floor.
You can't can't go anywhere, right?
It extends maybe 8 feet in length.
I said you'll be able to do things in the dungeon like clean
when I'm not in there. But I just wrapped the the
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collar. I wrapped the chain around his
neck and put on a master lock and I did the session with him
and, you know, he needed to carry the chain around.
And at the end, after I let him have an orgasm, he's like, you
know, you could leave me here for the night.
It'd be OK. Yeah.
I said, well, there's your test.He just passed it.
So. But you know, Brie had been in
there. Brie's been in there.
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Change of the floor for days on the time, right.
One time I actually had my in laws come to visit and they
were, they were here for I think8 or 9 days and she was in the
dungeon the whole time. Change to the floor.
I'm the same and they never wentinto that that that part of the
the. No, no, I lost and I put
something in front of the door and I told them that we rented
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the space out. So it was, it was a woodworker
who was having woodwork in the dungeon.
Because every now and then you'll walk in the dungeon.
It smells kind of like raw wood.And you know, this was back in
the day, not now, but I mean, back in the day.
And they believed us. They didn't question it anymore.
And I just go in there at night and I would say here's your food
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for tomorrow. And you know, here's your
bucket. That's it.
Sounds intense. It was very intense.
So anywho, Liv, tell us more about needle plays.
And yeah, we got the next one, which is needle plays in the
Dick. I looked it up.
I've not done it yet, but you could put needles like you would
on your back or your chest. They do in like they make little
(10:53):
like rows. They do like little designs, I
guess. Sure.
And you can put them in your Dick, like through the Dick or
through the big skin like. And I was just looking at it.
I was like, it looked really scary and I was like, I would
have to do that. It's like real pain right there.
Sounds. Fun.
Sounds like a real punishment. I haven't been punished in a
while. He's asking for that.
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Yes, he is. You think you can handle needles
through your Dick? I think I could try.
OK. I'm always looking for a new
adventure. Yeah.
I'll put needles. Through your Dick I.
Won't even hate a teeth. Sounds fun.
You're so quiet, you don't have to depend on me to talk.
Do the next one. Little.
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Bottle play. Say it again.
Say water. Bottle play.
Water bottle. Yeah, water bottle play and that
is something that I've done multiple times.
I've done it with PO, specifically with the baptism.
OK, I poured the water over yourhead and you was not ready for
that. I.
Was not expecting that that was.Well, it was like the initiation
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of becoming the slave. I liked it.
I liked. It and.
Then we did it. You know, the other day was one
of our sessions. To.
Like do like a water board type of thing, right?
And I don't think I've done it any other way.
Have you done it any other way? Played with water.
Other than, you know, doing enemas and doing gross stuff.
I actually the guy who just called my good friend I haven't
(12:18):
programmed in my phone is John, my sweet Sissy and Liv.
And I've both done sessions withhim.
He's super cool guy, but he likes to wear a diaper and then
he'll put a pair of rubber pantson.
OK. And.
The rubber It's a rubber diaper.It's a rubber diaper, Yeah.
And it basically it'll hold everything in.
Hold on, it's a rubber diaper. Over the regular pull over, it's
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like a. Rubber pull.
I'm back with you, OK? OK, so he wears the diaper then,
you know, this layer of protection so it won't leak out,
right? And when he does that, he wants
us to make him drink multiple bottles of water to expand his
bladder so he'll have to hold his urine.
And at times it's funny because you know a man can't get hard or
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if he does get hard, it's not asif he can pee and or come.
It's like difficult, yeah to to to pee with that hard on.
It was really, yeah, it was really funny with him though,
because I would just make him drink 4 or 5 bottles of water.
And a lot of times I would say, OK, well, you know what, you got
a choice. You can either you can either
have an orgasm or you can piss your pants.
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Yeah. OK, so that's what we would do
is basically make him drink a bunch of water, but.
I like that scenario. But you know the other point
with the water bottle? I did this with my husband one
time. He was in total bondage in the
dungeon and I just had the bottle drip, drip, drip and I
had that go on for several hoursand he was like, that was so
fucking painful after the first hour.
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Yes, that would be a pestering kind of doesn't bother you at
1st and then by the 15th, 20th minute, kind of like when your
faucet is just dripping and you're like, OK, I've got to
figure out where the dripping iscoming from.
But it being like on your head or something of that nature, I
could definitely see that not getting to you psychologically.
Yeah, he said. It was on his forehead and it
was just like it was a constant.He said it started to feel heavy
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after the first hour. Said Oh well, keep talking your
shit. What happens?
Little fuck. All right, go ahead.
Let's say the next one. The next one we have written
down is chain play. Now we, you just discussed the
chain type of the floor or bolted to the floor.
Then I've done it where I have been chained to a toilet, right?
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And then I, I put chains around your neck or your wrist to make
it heavy or hard whenever aroundthe room.
There's a lot of ways you can play with chains.
You know, chain somebody up to the ceiling.
Right, Yeah, the the chaining upwhile cleaning up the dungeon,
that's that was I like that because every time you you hear
that the chains on the floor, the chains, it's very
interesting. Yeah, until you step on it.
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I was going to say, and we've we've done impact scenes where
you all did not get to see this is before I met either of you,
but my good friend Freya wanted to bottom and she wanted to be
topped at this event. And so I went in there with my
friend. We put her on the cross and she,
we put one of those one or two of those heavy chains around her
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neck and wrapped it around her and we did that and did an
impact with her and after 20-30 minutes, she went in total
subspace. She fucking loved chains.
Yeah, love the cold chains on her body.
I. Could definitely see that.
Mm hmm. Me too, but a lot of people,
they really get into the chains and the metal they get, just
like leather feels. Real and heavy and.
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Yeah, yeah. So you could you could relate.
It's the same reason why I like the Saint Andrew's Cross 'cause
you got cold wood. You know, there's just something
about the wood on skin. It's a real chains.
Yeah, around your like it's the combination of everything and
going ha ha, this is great. The next one actually is a
winch, which reminds me of the guy you were just talking about
with the diaper that you made pee in the pants or orgasm.
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He literally I tied his Dick to the ceiling with the winch.
Like I had put like a cup of a cock ring, a metal cock ring
attached everything and I hung it up from the ceiling.
And because he kept wiggling, I was like, now if you keep
wiggling, it's going to hurt now, you know, And then, you
know, he never got hard because,you know, he was in a position
that he was scared to get hard. Okay, But I put a cup underneath
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his Dick and I left the room andI was like, I'm gonna wait till
you pee and I come back. And he was like, I peed.
I pee because he was taking so long to pee.
So I ended up making him drink it.
And he was so eager to drink it.He was like, like, I've never
done that before, other than whyare you so eager?
But he loved it. So Lynch is gonna be used for a
lot of things. You can use it for the anal hook
by their feet, not upside down, but like when you're laying on a
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table, bring your feet up, okay?I would not hang somebody upside
down from it. What are some things that you
would use for the winch? Well, we've done the anal hook
like you said, we've hung peopleupside down.
We've done suspension with rope bondage.
I know we did this really cool scene.
One time we had a rigger come inand she did shibari on this
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person. OK, cool.
It was really cool. And then we hung her from the
back with the shibari, which waswas really fun to watch.
So like Shibari was a little bitof suspension play.
Yeah, sounds fun. It really was.
People really enjoyed it. Different times, but there was a
scene that was not done here at the dungeon.
I'm actually writing a little short story about that.
I had I had read it to live and I was like live, what do you
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think of this? But it was a story about how
Bree, I sent her to someones home and ultimately Liv is
reading these text messages fromthese fucking losers who write
me inappropriate things thinkingthat we're going to see them.
Yeah, if they're anything like the phone calls, he could.
Have been he could have been puppy.
Play. Yeah.
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I don't now when I've heard thatterminology before.
That's not. What term did he use?
K9 Play. K9 play OK.
Now, so Bree went and went to this man's condo and he put on
this whole makeshift plywood bed, right, Put mattress on it
and then proceeded to use a wench to cuff her hands and arms
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to the wench. And then he cuffed, Yeah, he
cuffed and held on her feet, putit on the bottom of this frame,
OK, at the bottom of the bed. So when he cranked that wench,
she just kept stretching her as far as she could go out.
And ultimately, she said that she felt like her limbs were
about to break if they're going to pop from their sockets.
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And he just kept telling her, you know, we're going to get
through this, Bree, we're going to get through this.
But meanwhile, he would use caneand do bastionado on the bottoms
of her feet. Did it turn her on when he said
that to her? Oh God, yeah, because.
I like that's a very submissive line that you would definitely
like. We're going to get through this
together. That's top tier right there,
but. It's a good one.
Yeah, he just tortured the fuck out of her.
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And she thought, oh, you know, I'm just going to go, you know,
play with him for an hour, no big deal.
And she went in this guy's garage and she saw the setup,
and she's thinking, I think thismight be a little longer than
that, right. But he kept her for several
hours because I told him, I said, I'm sending you to her
because she's been a very bad sub.
She needs to be disciplined. And that was not the first time
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I had done that. I did it another time where I
sent her to a rigger and he justtied her up and he choked her
out. And he kept her basically in
rope for hours right into the night.
Yeah. And then, oh, yeah.
And then fucked her raw, like hedid all sorts of mean things and
she fucking loved it so. Live.
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Continue. This one's actually yours, yes.
But what do you think of it? I don't think I would want to
eat dog, but I don't think I do see an appeal of eating dog food
or eating food out of a dog bowl.
If it was when mistress serves her dogs, I eat dog food out of
it. Absolutely.
Your food, Yeah, everything in general, like using food as like
a way of submission. But they do say, like during
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hurricanes and that type of thing, like if you absolutely
can't find food around, go to the pet store to get the dog
food because it has the same nutrients that you need.
Gross. No.
Yeah. I won't do that.
Yeah, I'm not saying I'd want todo it either, but you?
Know well I probably will make you it's the same nutrition.
I'll do it. I take back what I said my
doctor said it's terrible for you.
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That's going to be my next question I'm going to ask my
doctor I love. That's my new game.
Asking my doctor awkward questions about things that
happen in the dungeon. Wow.
It's fun. Wow.
That's interesting. Yeah.
You know, I've made people eat out of food and dog bowls before
and, you know, lick that water up off the floor.
Dude. You're told you're gonna like
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it. Bree, I've said this story
before. I I still love the story.
But she was cleaning the dungeon.
And I always told her, you get that dungeon spotless.
And if it's not spotless, then it's not it's not sufficient
enough. It's not good enough.
You have to redo it. And one day I was sitting there
with my sweet little dog. My dog was used to seeing shit
like this. She's like, oh, look, Nanny
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Breeze cleaning the dungeon, youknow?
And I was sitting there and I was eating Captain D's fish, OK?
I love Captain D's. And I was sitting there kind of
starting to salivate. I haven't eaten today.
That Captain D sounds really fucking good, right?
Now hungry too, right? And so Needless to say, I gave
Bailey a little piece of fish and Bailey ate some and
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ultimately she didn't want anymore.
So I had her take one little lick or bite out of this one
bigger piece of fish. And then I threw it on the floor
and I said, hey, Bree, get over here, come eat this fish.
She's like, uh, uh, I said, did you just tell your mistress?
No, she's like, and I said, get your ass over here on all fours,
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ass. Eat that fucking fish.
So no hands allowed? No, just go at it you.
Eat that fucking fish, you fucking.
Whore. I think it's the line you're
using that makes it hot. OK, the the bourbon you're.
Using Thank you and the adverbs.Thank you the adverbs.
All right. Shocking for that, he just
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corrupted you. I added I didn't correct.
I don't know, I think that was aslight there.
But anyway, so Brie came over and she's dressed in her little
sexy corset and her little cute little skirt and stockings and
heels and she got down there andass up and she ate that fish.
I said, do you like that fuckingfish?
She says yes. I said what did you?
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Yes, that's true, yes. And I said I'm good because
Bailey already had a bite and she didn't want anymore.
So you're just eating what she had in her mouth.
Don't worry, her mouth is cleaner than yours.
It's. All right.
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Dog's mouths are cleaner than ours, but.
I can assure you that's not true.
My dog's breath smells like an asshole.
Well that's because he probably just ate his asshole.
Exactly. But he's eating good dog food.
I mean, this asshole can't be that bad.
I what you're saying is, are yousaying since you eat healthy
that we can just eat the shit out your butt?
Well, we certainly know somebodywho does.
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Oh, we see the fucking people intheir.
Mouth and clean. Your kink is not my kink, but
your kink is OK. It's certainly not my kink.
But it's great to watch it happen, no?
I can never watch that happen. Well, you know how many people
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write me and ask me, hey, just live, do toilet training?
I said. Liv will pee on you, but that's
it. I don't think I can let myself
do that. You.
Could pee on them. I could pee on them.
Yeah, I'm saying like the the. Pooping, no.
Or the fecal stuff that that's not for you.
It's not for you. I just feel like it.
I could never look at myself thesame I.
You know, I love to do it because.
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It's fix your face. I love to do it.
She just shocked Poe because he makes his face and he like
winces and it like crunches his face.
She's like hit your face. Stop being happy.
Oh goodness, there was another story I was going to tell you
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about about someone eating food,but he was something else.
I have to remember it. Yeah, the whole thing of toilet
training. Trust me, it's not something I
enjoy, but I will fucking do it because it's about me having the
power and the control to do it. And it's like you take it that's
what you deserve. You are less than you fucking
suck. You know now they're not allowed
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to touch me. They're not around.
I'm not allowing them to lick myasshole.
But they sure as fuck. So are you doing this like a
soft serve machine where you're hovering over them or?
Yes. OK, yes.
Or I'll sit in the toilet training chair, OK?
I don't ever really sit in like the queening chair because it's
too, too close to their mouth, OK?
And I just feel hot breath like on my new house but.
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What do they feel? You feel hot bread like they.
Get hot bread. Too.
They feel my warm goodness. That they ask.
For they fucking ask for it. I'm telling you I'm.
Sorry, I'm just picturing GoldenCorral saucer machines now.
I don't know if I want to go there now.
They actually are, like the roofs are coming apart and stuff
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like that too. I wouldn't.
Go. Well you know this one sexy
little trans girl came over and she told me she's like, you
know, I want to eat your stuff for breakfast.
She drove 4 hours to be here. She comes over.
I said I'll meet you in the backby the pool.
I said if we're doing any type of toilet training, it's going
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to be outside period. And I always like to do it down
here. We'll put a nice little towel
down so you can be comfortable. I said.
But when the session is through,I said, if there's any remaining
anything thing, clean it off with the hose.
You can, you can spray off with the hose.
Don't let it go in the pool. You go over here.
I'm giving her all these instructions.
But I asked her, I said, do you want to do anything in the
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dungeon first? Do you want to go and do impact?
Do you want to do bondage? She's like, no, I just want to
eat your brown shower. And I said OK, you don't.
Want to get to know me? No.
Now when you did that, did you like eat like corn and that kind
of stuff the night before? Stuff that like doesn't easily
dissolve. No, I'm not going to torture
myself like that. I'm really not.
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Like I tell everybody I do 2 scoops of Miralax and coffee in
the morning for a reason. If I have a thyroid disorder,
trust me, I I need something every day.
But I'll always say if you want to do the shower, we're going to
have to do it in the morning. Oh, that makes sense, yeah.
You can do it between 7:00 and 9:00.
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You contact, you contact Mia. I will shit on you anywhere
you'll want, OK. And she's like, well, I just
want to consume it. I said, well, you know what, if
you do, don't touch my ass, you may not lick my ass.
And so I just warm one of my little skirts and Choo Choo,
Choo Choo, pull it up and Bing bada boom.
And it was done in less than 5 minutes.
So well. God bless you both.
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I don't know where to go from here.
The point of it is people want what they want.
It's true when we all have something that we want.
But you know, it's interesting how you can really pinpoint
people out and what they like and how they are.
It's funny because one of my sister in law's, she had asked
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me one time she we went out for her birthday last year and she
wanted me to meet one of her dear friends and her dear
friend's husband. And I knew her friend vaguely.
I hadn't seen her in years, but we all went to dinner one night,
OK? And in walks her husband.
And the man had pretty leather shoes on.
He smelled like a French whore. He had longer hair in the back
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and thinning hair in the front and feathered sides and perfect
skin. And I, I told her the truth.
She's like, what do you think ofher husband?
What is his kink? Right.
I said, he's a crossdresser, OK,He is a crossdresser.
And there's a lovely gentleman that I see who's on fat and go
through his pictures. You know, men cross dressers.
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You can. She sees that as a blessing,
almost like our. It could be a curse and yeah,
it's. A curse because I go to Walmart
and see people and I'm like, Oh my God, I know.
We can point people out. It's.
Weird. It is.
Like I can't live a life, no. More.
All I think about is real booty hole.
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Now Speaking of booty holes, if you see a guy put like a post
face. Where we going with this listen.
If a man is the type of person who they don't wash their hands.
OK. If they don't clean under their
fingernails, if they have a smelled odor to them, if they
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don't bathe regularly, now 9 times out of 10 they like to eat
dirty pussy or dirty ass or both.
OK. Check please no.
I'm just, I'm just telling you that's the way it is.
All right, so you know most of my kinks.
From here. Correct.
What's another king I have just by looking at me like my
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personality, Like yeah, one thatI don't even know I have yet.
Well, how would you know if you have one then?
Do you think you have? Any if you could read him right
now, if I could have, you're notknowing what he's without all
your knowledge you already have,What would you think he had?
OK, so PO, you always wear very soft clothing.
OK, OK, you're, you always have the sweet little baby face, but
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you're clean cut. You, you have a little vanity.
To you I would agree. On certain days, yes.
Yeah, I and I and I think that, you know, you wear always, you
always in tennis shoes. So you have this little boyish
look to you. And I've seeing in a lot of
clothes you wear. And they're very boyish and
they're cute and they're soft, OK.
And it matches your personality.So when I met you, I was like,
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abgl, that's funny. I knew.
Yeah. Because you know, it is.
It's that sweet little smile. Sweet little face.
I'm gonna tell you something else.
So you don't have it. OK.
And you have the sweet little face and you have a nice smile,
but you don't have what I call Howdy Doody smile.
OK. OK.
Howdy Doody was a puppet. It was a ventriloquist doll
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Right back in the 50s. Howdy, Doody.
He was a cute little cowboy red ginger head.
OK, so Liv doesn't know this because I mean, your parents,
they're as old as me. They're not that old.
I. Always thought Howdy Doody was
creepy. But you knew how to doody was.
Yeah. OK, well, Howdy Judy had a
creepy exactly a creepy smile, right.
So I'm going to show you in people when when a lot of men
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smile, they have a Howdy Doody smile.
You can tell straight up they'refucking gay or bisexual.
OK. Just saying.
What is a Howdy Doody smile look?
It's a creepy. It's a creepy undertoned smile
and there's always that little twinkle in their eye of sadness.
It's true. OK, OK, I'm going to show you a
picture. So like.
Yeah, like a. He has sad eyes, but he has a
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very wide smile and he always showed a little bit of teeth,
you know, and it's true. And a lot of men, they, they
cover their, their sadness by smiling.
A lot of people with depression,they have to do that.
They push. Through.
Oh yeah, I'm asking. Exactly.
And a lot of gay men, especiallythose those that are in the
closet, right, they have to maskit.
I'm going to show you a picture.He's one of my Facebook friends.
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Could this? Also be a sociopath too.
No sociopaths. They don't have sadness in their
eyes. They have deviants in their
eyes. They have a darkness in their
eyes. And they don't.
They don't feel sad. No, I want you to meet somebody.
I want you. To read them, you know, like Ted
Bundy. I could have spotted him a mile
fucking away. He had a sinister smile.
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He was really into bondage, so he loved control.
But yeah, sick fuck. May he rot in hell.
But I am going to show you a picture directly of somebody.
And he's got the Howdy Doody smile and he's so cute, but it's
just covered up by sadness. And I wish, oh, there.
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I could make the picture bigger.I wish I could.
There. That would have been a better
spot. But it's this gentleman here in
the second in the middle. See it?
Sadness in the eyes, facial expression.
OK. Yeah.
And that's what it is. You know, you hot.
And he's a closeted gay man, youknow?
And you do those things, like I said, certain people, you can
just tell. Yeah.
You know, we were having a discussion recently.
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Liv and I were talking about somebody that I know and she met
recently and not from the dungeon.
Oh, yeah, Look at that. There's something there.
There's something that he's hiding.
Oh, yeah, Yeah. Something that he's hiding for
sure. I'm just saying, yeah, he's
something he's hiding something.Looks like he wants a nice
little Dick in his mouth. Just saying.
Or a. Big Dick in his mouth.
Yeah, a big Dick. I'm guessing he wants a big
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black. Dick in his mouth.
Oh OK, revolving the theory, I like it.
Yeah, let me tell you something.I had this guy one time he came
to the dungeon. Bree was in there with me, OK?
And he's like, I I don't know. I don't know what I want.
I said I already tell what you want.
He's like, what do you think I want?
I said, well, let's break it down.
I'm, I'm not. I didn't break this down for
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him, right? Like I am with you all.
But he was skinny. He didn't look like he was very
manicured, OK? He looked like he was PO dunk,
sad, uneducated, just just a poor guy, you know.
But he's still like he was, you could tell he was a hard worker
trying to make it in life. And I looked at him and I was
like, you want to be pretty, don't you?
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He's like, maybe. And I said, put these banties
on, put the skirt on, do these things.
And he put it on. A whole attitude.
All that lifted, all the anger, everything else lifted.
I love cross dressers for that reason.
Right. So I put him up on the cross and
he was a cross dresser. Put him up on the cross.
I put lipstick on him. I said now imagine as I'm
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putting this lipstick on your mouth and your lips, your lips
are wet. Lick your lips, you know, he
licked his lips so close your eyes.
I said, now imagine this is the tip of a big fat cock.
And he's like, and he quivered. He shook and he's and he's got
his hands up on the cross and I'm moving my hands and my
fingers down his body. And I said, now imagine I'm a
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big black man. I'm coming up behind you.
I'm going to fucking plow my massive Mandingo cock and your
little cunt. And he's like, and the man stood
there and fucking came, shot hisload without me ever touching
his fucking he's. Talent, right?
There he didn't, he didn't touchhis Dick.
He fucking came and Bree was like, holy fuck.
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Bree got on her knees and started bowing to me.
I was like, I'm just telling you.
I created the illusion in his mind what he wanted.
That's all it is, is a mind fuck.
That's it. And he's like, how did you know?
And I said, I could see it in those eyes.
I knew exactly what you needed. She said that she's the the the
Yoda of the BDSM community. Well, let me tell you, that
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motherfucker comes every so often.
Every time he comes in and he isdressed like a French whore.
Dresses up. Yeah.
He wants it so bad, right? Yeah, he does.
True. So it's interesting.
Yeah. You won't let me meet people and
I'm going to read them for you. I'll tell you what he likes.
Dirty panty sniffer right there.Da da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
Call him out. Boom, boom, boom.
Yeah. Love it.
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Yeah, yeah. That man.
You showed me a picture. He looks like a very sad,
internally sad internal man. Yeah, little little bisexual.
He's fighting. Yeah.
So ultimately, yeah. But no, PO, your sweet little
eyes and your sweet little face.Yeah, you're soft and tender and
your sweet little adult you. Have like an innocence about
you, even though you do. I am very innocent.
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Totally. Everyone of my bone and boners
are innocent. But it it is what it is.
You know, you read people you and I were in Walmart few weeks
back and you're like, look at him.
What do you think he likes? I don't remember.
What was it we were talking about?
I don't. I was.
Literally in Walmart yesterday with my boyfriend.
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I was like, Oh my God, I can't. That guy.
Yeah, the first time I really saw it.
But usually I'm always imaginingit.
But that was the first time I really saw like, Oh my God, I
know that one. Yeah, I was like.
And I'm not bragging, I'm not bragging about it.
But the thing of it is if you just, if people observed more
people, if they were more observant to really look at
somebody and focus on what they like.
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Like I said, the guy that the ass sniffer, I, I never forget
him out of my mind because this guy comes from a, a wealthy
family, but yet he stinks. He doesn't bathe, he's gross
looking. And immediately when he came in,
I was like, oh, you know, just like that guy.
He came in and he had on the tiedye shirt and he didn't want to
take his clothes off. He's gross and disgusting.
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I will tell you straight up, he is a fucking ass sniffer in the
closet. Doesn't want to tell anybody.
Yeah, he's disgusting. Oh yeah, I know.
Yeah. You could you could put dirty
rotten panties in his mouth and he would cream himself.
Just saying. Takes all kinds around the
world. It does.
He's the one that said what we did was a disturbing.
Yeah, because he's in fucking denial of what he really wants.
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we don't get that.
Come here for a specific reason and then say that you are
disturbing. Yeah, no, we just, we just
talked what your fantasy was. He didn't want to be pegged.
He just wanted to say shit. That's the.
Only dude he wanted just to say shit.
He liked the power power of the narc.
Hmm, the power of the what? The narc.
Yeah, the. Narc.
He was the one I told you came from a church and they were
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gonna try to outlive. OK, Yeah.
Flipping churches. Yeah.
Yeah, I go to Church's Chicken. That's about it these days.
Yeah, and the thing of it is, see, yeah.
I mean, today, you know, it's really, I think he was
expecting, in his mind, he expected that we were
prostitutes, right. And when he realized, oh, OK,
this is a dungeon, you know, he,I said, well, you don't keep
(38:11):
your clothes on, right, Period. You keep your clothes on.
Liv's gonna do impact and she's gonna do bondage with you.
And ultimately, it's exactly what happened.
And you know, he, he had wood the whole fucking time.
He was poking up in his little pants.
Oh, he had a little Dick. Yeah.
I don't know. I noticed.
I sat on his face though, Yeah. But you did, Yeah.
You had clothes. On though, yeah, I had clothes
(38:32):
on. You had clothes.
On you deviant, deviant person. Yeah, I.
Know. Yeah, it was funny.
That tell me I'm doing the devil's.
Work went down to Georgia. And the Devil wears lace.
And then went down to Georgia. All right, kids, let's wrap this
shit up. Call it a day.
(38:53):
All right, Liv, Are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready.
You can do it any way you want to do it, like you're chugging
or goofy or sexy, whatever you want to do it.
All right, Get it ready. Oh, you won't get it ready.
This could be a good time. She put that mic up in her
mouth. All right, so Liv, this has been
the latest episode of. Call me Mistress.
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