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May 23, 2025 • 33 mins

MIA AND HER CREW SIT AND DISCUSS SOME ASPECTS OF SUBMISSION AND THINGS WE MAY DO WHEN WERE FEELING SUPER AMOROUS..

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(00:08):
Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me my little
bestie over here, Metal Blip. Hi, guys.
And then we have in the far right corner, weighing all of
150 lbs, five foot 9 Charles andhis new collar.
Hello, Mistress. Hello, Jody Slut.

(00:30):
All right, so we have had a crazy fucking week.
Always, always. We've had a little stalker,
something not new to our little world.
You know, it's strange that, youknow, Barbie came over with her
lovely friend and they were taking photos and everything
else. And she says, you know, don't
become a dominatrix if you're not prepared for people finding

(00:53):
out. It's just just a sad situation.
It really is. And I know I didn't plan on
talking about this, but the point of it is people can be
fucking douche bags. They really can.
They really can't be. That's one thing Charles have
always said, you know, people have two names with everywhere
we go in this lifestyle. But just me, I'm just Charles,
just call me Charles makes it simple enough.
All right, so we have read an article that's pretty

(01:16):
interesting. There's a lot of different
things about it. But before we begin, I have a
lovely e-mail that I just received the other day.
Now, I did have a gentleman who was messaging me.
He wants to actually come and see you next week.
And he is so super cool. He's like, you know, I just
started listening to your podcast.
I'm really learning some new stuff about myself.

(01:37):
Self discovery he has struggled with, with stressing, you know,
he's married. He has to kind of keep it under
wraps. It's not really fair for him,
but it is what it is, right? Charles can certainly sympathize
with that. Been there, done that.
Right? So I've got another e-mail from
this other person totally separate.
He said hey I loved yesterday's episode.
It was about the cock holding Lucky Charles that he got peed

(02:00):
on by that black girl. I was drooling with jealousy.
That's literally my top fantasy.I think if I had to choose
getting cock holded and forced to clean the mess even though I
don't like how it tastes. Have her pee on me and then just
laugh. Wow what an awesome episode and
like usual full of interesting talk.
Wow wow thank you. Interesting pics and videos from

(02:22):
the dungeon. It's it's been a while since you
all posted videos. Well, we have been busy.
We had a. When you post them and take them
down. Yeah, yeah.
And then people who don't like us, you know, they report us
multiple times and you know, so people are going to eventually
see we're going to do a really clean version of things that we

(02:42):
can do on YouTube. And then we have a really nasty
version in store for our clips for sale.
People can find us on loyal fans, obviously.
But when Liv, she's had a rough week.
She's been a little. Sick.
I really haven't you. Know the sinus issues that going
around everybody's little bugs Imean Charles has had some issues

(03:05):
since you won't get. Into That's not funny.
No, it is really. It's quite funny.
I'm the only one. Never mind, I was the only one
that ate it. I know.
They want to do it. Thought that was planned.
I told you, but I was. Being christened.
I said you don't have to, but ithappens.
But ultimately, you can blind me.

(03:27):
If you want blind me, I'm going.To blend the fish.
Anyhow, I will tell you this episode, today would have been
my dear friend Glenn. You all never got to meet him.
Today was his birthday and he was saying he was a graduate of
Auburn University. He had his psychology degree.
He helped thousands of people over his career as a drug

(03:49):
alcohol therapist. So I just want to say cheers to
Glenn because I miss Glenn. I love Glenn, but he came in as
a client years ago. Just as a little tidbit, he came
in as a client. He had a huge spanking fetish
and he kind of lost his mojo. His wife had died.
And when he came into the dungeon, he's like, yeah, I'd

(04:10):
love to be whipped with leather belts.
And so I would beat him with leather belts and he fucking
loved it. So after that, he started making
leather belts and paddles and everything else for me.
So anywho, kind of special? Just a thought.
Rest in peace. Amen.
All right, So Liv, you want to talk about the article?
Well, I didn't really read the article.
I don't know if that was a. Homework, we were supposed.

(04:31):
To do but when I pull it up, it has different topics.
So what topic are we going for today?
It's. Whatever you want.
I know Charles found an interesting one.
Do you? Is there a specific one?
You want to read like was why submission is essential in my
relationship. I thought it would be better if
you read it because it sounded so sexy, but she has disagreed
with me. No, no, I just said I would read

(04:52):
it, but I could read it like on my own, not here like
monopolizing the entire. For all the fellows, listen to
the sound of you, an enchanting voice.
OK, Charles is extremely partial.
All right, Charles, is there something else in the article
that we can all participate at? It was just basically she she

(05:13):
starts out. Very long.
Some people can read. I'm sorry it's not that long.
Yeah, actually. The essential is this the
article starts out she's talkingabout a submissive scene, OK,
and it goes on to how it initially started with her

(05:33):
husband and Dom and that's that's basically it.
But in the beginning it was talking about the specific scene
and how she's going through withher own how she's feeling about
it. But how they discovered that she
was a submissive was her her boyfriend at the time.
They didn't talk about anything.They didn't talk about anything.
DS OK, They were just going for a walk in the woods.
And then when they're out in thewoods alone, he said take off

(05:55):
your jeans. So she just does it.
She didn't even ask. She just takes him down.
So then he's like, take off yourshirt.
So she does it. She's not questioning a thing.
And then it was muddy. He told her to get on her knees,
so she did. And then he told her to get on
all fours. Then she did.
And then he told her to stand upand get dressed.
So she did. And they didn't say a word, but
they went back to the car and hesays, well, you're a submissive.

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And she didn't know what that was.
And that's how she discovered that she liked it because she
didn't. Everything felt right.
And that was the gist of what I got from it, The story in the
beginning, it would have soundednice if it was coming from me as
saying it. Got a nice voice.
Thank you. Thank you.
Because the scenes kind of hot, but it coming from my voice it
sounds terrible. I didn't think so.

(06:38):
No, no, I don't think so either.So, Charles, when did you first
realize you were submissive? I didn't know the name for it,
but I was doing sub stuff when Iwas in school, like young years.
I was putting candle wax in my Wiener just to see what it feels
like. Or met playing around with ice
cubes or sticking things in my butt at 14.
You know there was something going on, I just didn't know

(07:00):
what it was. I will say this though, I'll
tell you what, I saw a movie, I can't remember the name of it,
but it was one of those for everybody who's a certain age,
it's called Skinny Max because after midnight the good stuff
came on, you know, so it was oneof these B movies and there was
a movie and there was a guy, guyand his girl and they were
talking and he's like, she was basically accusing him.

(07:21):
Some of the town was very small town and they accused him of
being gay because he didn't really date a lot.
And she says, I know you're not gay, there's something else with
you. And he didn't say anything.
You need a stiffer wind to feel your sails.
And then it showed him like being tied up in a garage were
chains then I'm like, yes. So I didn't get to play with
anybody in real life until of my20s when I got stationed in

(07:43):
California because I went to thesex shops out there.
We didn't have those in Mississippi.
And they had all the BDSM magazines and it opened up
everything. Had to give me the first Pro Dom
at 25. And I was looking for play
partners. Back in the day, before the
Internet got good, you had to write people in the back of a
magazine. They'd put their address and you

(08:03):
for APO box and you would correspond.
But good old fashioned snail mail.
It's like, I guess I knew something was up really early
on, but then by my 20s it was. Yeah, it was definitely there.
What about you? Nervous to tell my story because
it's kind of freaky, OK? Have you ever seen SVU?

(08:24):
Special Victims Unit, Yeah. Oh yeah.
You want to be a victim, didn't you?
Yes, really bad. I when I was young, it would
turn me on and it made me feel like I was probably a serial
killer in my own head because I'm like, why do I like this?
So I used to think, well, maybe,maybe I'm the bad guy.
But then as I got older, I realized, no, I just want to be
treated like that and I'll have fantasies of being treated.

(08:45):
Like that I get it, but it's. Sad because it's their story and
that's a bad story. I know, but this would would
reality and fantasy separate. Something bad happened to
somebody, some horrible shits happened to people.
Like in Chile they would put people and this is government
would do it to people. They would tie them down to a
mattress, a box spring mattress with no padding, just the metal

(09:05):
and they would tie 4 limbs to four corners of the bed, male or
female. And they would pour water on
them buck naked and apply a car battery to their genitals and
put the other posts somewhere else on the body.
And they would, they would call it Perillio, which basically
means charred meat. And that was a way of torturing
him. They didn't want information.
They just wanted to tell him whothe boss was.
And it was terrible. People got picked up off of the

(09:26):
street and had this happen to him.
But in the back of my mind, it'slike, fuck yeah, 'cause we're
not completely normal, whatever that is.
And that's OK. That's 'cause something bad
happened to somebody else and wefantasize.
I'm over here. Like.
Oh, I want that. Or, like, you see, like a woman
who's tired. Of my room and go masturbate and
come back well. You see somebody who's, you
know, down in a cave or a hole and their leg is attached to the

(09:50):
wall and they're eating it of a dog bowl.
They have no clothes and no rights and they're filthy and
get used like a piece of meat. I'm thinking the same as you.
Fuck yeah. You know, that's maybe just
something to that, something wrong with us.
And I don't feel bad for the what happened to those people
because there's plenty of us willing assholes.
Yeah, some people get sick seeing that.
Some people literally physicallywill get sick seeing stuff like
that. And I got turned on and I

(10:12):
didn't. I didn't like that.
I wasn't reacting the same way everybody else is.
Reacting it. It is what it is.
So was there any episode that really stuck out to you?
Because there's two specific ones.
I feel like I liked all of them,but really.
But the ones that really were gruesome where like they would
be really bad, especially like, oh, there was this one that you

(10:32):
would sneak in the windows and have sex with them and.
I saw that one, yeah. And there's like you like tie a
string to them as like a sign that I got that one.
Or oh, they marked them. Yeah, but he left them, right?
Did he leave them alive or? Yeah.
OK, now a friend of mine in Texas, she has the same
fantasies, but hers are more extreme than ours because she
wants to get, she wants it to befinal.

(10:54):
You know that. Those are the ones that really
get her off. I don't think I would want to
die. Well, I think she.
To be hurt. She changed her mind a little
the last time I talked to her, and it kind of messed her up
because she was getting into more and more dangerous
fantasies and making them come true.
And this is a gorgeous blonde woman, all right, but she's had
severe health problems since shewas a kid.

(11:14):
She's not going to make it to 35.
Point blank is to take power. I think we talked about it
before, and it's basically to tell the universe to go fuck
itself. I'm going to do what I want but
she got herself in a situation she met a complete stranger and
wanted to meet in an abandoned warehouse.
OK she was in there and some they put handcuffs on her and

(11:38):
she was wearing bra and panties and then they gagged her was
something and they only took outthe knife to cut her panties
off. She passed out looking for the
fear and she didn't tell me whathappened next and she was very
open. We would everything.
So apparently it was like fucking bad because she ended
up, she didn't say what happened, but previously she had
almost gotten trafficked becauseshe met some Mexican cartel

(12:00):
dudes or whatever. I could turn by that too.
They had her. I'm I'm look I get it if I was
wrong with the it's OK. Is it OK?
I'm OK with it, you know as. Soon as you asked that question
to Charles, I was like, oh God, I'm going to tell my story.
They. Kept her, they kept her in a
shitty motel room, buck naked, tied to the bed, four corners.

(12:21):
And I don't know what happened, but eventually a maid came in
and she cut her loose and she ran away, but she was about to
get traffic. But she kind of regretted that
she wasn't, you know, and to me,I, I get it, you know, it's just
something that we just started that as a very light fantasy we
were going to talk about. And then we went straight to the
fucking. That's well, I'll try.

(12:42):
To keep it thicker, that's. OK, so you know there's two SV
U's that really stick out to me.So there's one where this they
kept finding human feet and I don't.
Remember this one? Yeah, it.
LED into do you remember this? Well, they they would find,
excuse me, they would find corpses with missing feet.

(13:02):
OK, yeah, refresh on that. So when they found this, they
couldn't figure out why this person would be decapitated.
Ultimately, they went back, retraced everything to realize
that above a bakery there was a family, a mother and her two
sons. 1 was an adult male son that was slightly, you know, off

(13:23):
a little challenged. And then the other son was like
probably 11 or 12. So he's like, you know, preteen.
And ultimately, when they went back, they realized, oh, there's
something wrong with this kid a little bit.
Something's up, Let's interview him.
And so they interview him and they find out that someone went

(13:43):
to the wrong apartment in hopes of purchasing a couch off of
Craigslist. And this guy, yeah, this guy saw
this woman wearing these designer shoes and he had a foot
fetish. And so he killed her and went
and took and cut her feet off and kept the feet with the

(14:05):
shoes. And they I wouldn't.
Get turned on by that one, but Iunderstand it.
Yeah, well, they went to court and the son, he was being the
reason why he was the way he was.
His mother caused head trauma tohim because here she was a
Baker. She was hitting her son in the
head. With that rolling pin.
With with rolling pin and with pans like but there was like a

(14:29):
cast iron skillet she had that she would hit him with.
So once again, parents fucking up kids.
Yes, and he was like no mom, notthe head.
I don't know how I was fucked upand reasons why because I don't
feel like I have your story. You know what I mean?
Everybody's got a different story, but how did we end up
with the same outcome? How did we end up fucked up like
this? You really don't want to know.
Did you think about it? I.

(14:50):
Feel like it is like, I feel like every sub in a way wants to
know why they are as like, like we are like and it's nice to
hear that other people are like us.
In the end though, think about this bigger picture.
Study history. Look at all the fuck up things
human beings have done to each other forever.
We're living in a very nice coddled time in America.
We got it made, even though things are kind of tight for

(15:12):
some people. You can get to a store and eat.
Back in the day you're drafting and said that your army at 11
years old and you had to kill orbe killed.
People were, you know, most of our ancestors were rape victims.
Throughout human history, it hasbeen a fucking shit show.
The fact that we're only turned on some of this stuff is a
miracle, you know what I mean? Think about, you know, Genghis

(15:33):
Khan and all those people. This shit's been going on
forever. We're just, you know.
How like serial killers like theguy, he was turned on by the
feet, but he was willing to killfor it.
Things like that. Like there are some people that
are like us. They were further.
They went. Further, but it literally is a
sexual desire that we struggle with.
It's well, psychosexual human beings.

(15:53):
Look, we're sexual animals. That's how we got here.
This is how you keep the human race going.
So sex is everything has to do with sex except sex.
Was that Sigmund Freud or somebody else?
You're the psych. But a lot of things are sexual,
you know, I don't know. Look at me.
There's. A weird statement though.

(16:15):
I think it was Freud all. Right, so second episode that I
really liked on SVU. See, I liked it as a Dom OK, so
I can totally relate to the whole concept of you liking as a
submissive. So Andrew McCarthy, he was known
as this great 80s actor. Love him in the in the show, the
episode, I think he was like a lawyer.
He was very prominent anyway in New York City anyway, somehow he

(16:38):
was connected to slave sex tradesomehow they couldn't pinpoint
it. Anywho, so they went in.
They're scoping out his penthouse.
They're looking high and low forsome indication that he has a
slave in his home, some indication they can't find it.
And then all of a sudden, Bensonfinally puts two and two
together. She starts looking at his bed

(17:00):
frame and he she realizes how elevated the bed is.
Something's not right. And they she flips the mattress
up and sees that the slave is completely encased, unable to
move in a spread eagle, naked under the mattress.
So she flipped it up and she wasliterally cuffed and chained

(17:21):
underneath the bed. She was wearing a muzzle.
She couldn't speak, make sounds,anything like that.
And it was pretty much encased, you know, like, soundproof.
So. And when I saw that, I was like,
oh, ideas? Yeah.
So everybody in this room just got their version of boners,
Yeah. Yeah.
Well, there was this one, and I don't remember, it might not
have been SVU. It could have been like a movie,

(17:42):
but there was a bunch of girls lined up and they had to be all
naked. And then like the men would go
in and like check their vaginas to see if they're tight.
I'm not sure what they check forwhenever they're putting their
finger in there, but I just likethat.
I don't. I'm like I want to be checked.
What was the movie with Brendan Fraser?
Was the Elvis impersonator when they had all these women locked
up in cage somewhere? I did not see that.

(18:05):
I've seen every Brendan Fraser. Oh no, this was Oh yeah, they
had a bunch of women locked up in a cage and he and I'm
completely brainwashed. You know there's a girl, the
girl in the box. Yeah.
Have you seen that movie The Girl in the Box?
I've heard about it. I haven't.
It's the. Same story what you're saying
like the SVU story she literallyis underneath the bed.
They made a little spot for her to be under the bed and he's and

(18:25):
she was like the slave of this husband and wife and eventually
the wife didn't want to see her anymore but didn't mind that she
was there. But he kept her in the bed and
went underneath the bed and let her out whenever he wanted.
Another one was called Room 0. Yeah, that was my favorite one I
can watch. I can rewatch that one.
Yeah, that little room looked nice, except she had a kid by
the the rapist, you know, and they would make him hide in the

(18:46):
closet. That was messed up.
They they took her when she was really young and kept her for
like what, 10 years before she found this?
Or 10 years total and he. Was a lot.
She was kind of famous too, wasn't she?
She she is Wonder Woman. No, not one Wonder Woman.
Superwoman. Supergirl.
I'm not sure, can't remember butshe's.
One of the one of the superheroes.
She's the newest one. He'd abducted her and basically

(19:07):
kept her in a little shed completely.
And after a while, I think she just had locks on the outside
now. That was it.
He would come by to visit her for his happy time.
And eventually she escaped. Cause the way she escaped was
horrible 'cause they had to fakethe son's death.
Yeah, and he was going to go throw the body away in the woods
and she told the kid to run awayas soon as he could.
And you'll find any adult. And that way, you know, and

(19:30):
initially she got freed and the guy went to jail.
At one hand, yeah, that bastard needs to have his head cut off.
On the other hand, I'm like, what a nice little room.
Yeah, I feel like I Yeah, as a sub, yeah.
But I think those people don't want the willing, you know?
I think they want like the powerthing of taking it from somebody
because they need me. I threatened to put a chain on
me and leave me. I can pretend.

(19:51):
Like I don't want. It but they know we're
pretending, but Oh no, don't wait me, you know.
Well, no. I would like to be in real fear.
I like to be actually. Really scared.
I'm sure you could get there. I kind of.
I still want that shit too but I'm trying to make common sense
take over and not getting involved in crazy things.
Which is why ME is helpful. Because she wasn't.

(20:13):
She keeps me from doing those things.
Yeah, but see, I never thought Icould ever reach those
potentials of doing the things that I saw.
I just knew they would turn me on.
And then I didn't know that was submission or whatever that
feeling was. Then I got into BDSM books and
the books took me and I flew. And I was like.
Your imagination fly. Because you could see it in your

(20:35):
head better, because it plays itout and you can imagine
yourself. We are lightweights compared to
what some other people do. Yeah, I'm sure.
But they don't talk because they're probably get cuffed.
All right, so have a question. So interestingly enough, right,
you'll, you'll move out on this property.
OK, just a thought. Here we go.
I know the thought. Now, once the kids are out and

(20:58):
grown and they leave, are we? Gonna leave that long.
We could build a basement, you could build a special room.
You could, yeah. You could build a special room.
I have a conex under the ground.Oh.
Yeah. Oh, look at you.
OK, I have them only a week at atime.
Yeah, what about the other week?OK.
All right. Would you, what would your
fantasy be to be in that conex? And do what?

(21:18):
Be more like, I live in the house, OK, but if I do something
or not do something that I get dragged out by my hair, oh and
put in there and then used for however long it wants to use me
for like a punishment and then Ican go back in when I've been
good. But you have no idea how long it
would last no nice and it it would be like it could be
overnighters an hour or a few minutes just talking about a

(21:41):
special place they can take you off to and you know, handle it.
Keep the family life separate ofI remember.
I already do that if you if you met me where my kids I'm I'm the
same but I'm different. I definitely keep this side of
myself. Still a pervert though.
Side Story, I do remember a friend of mine mentioned
something I think people have always known I was a little bit
of a pervert but they didn't know to the level because she

(22:03):
told me. See there's a doctor in our
local area and on the weekends his wife strips naked and wears
a dog collar and basically spends all weekend on floors
with a lease around her neck doing whatever, getting just
punished. And I'm like, holy shit.
But I was thinking envious on both sides, him having a slave
and me being a slave. But the fact that this doctor

(22:25):
had his, that's how his wife spent her weekends, you know,
they were single, but during theweek, everybody went to work.
And on the weekends, she was just kept naked and just abused
all weekend and just a piece of meat, you know, like, that's
awesome. So have you all seen the IKEA
commercial? It was officially banned to
actually air on TV, but it did for a very short time.
But it was a husband and wife. They're running around the house

(22:48):
now. The wife is a farmer in overalls
and the husband is naked wearinga pig mask.
OK. You all have not.
Seen this? I'm IKEA.
I'm going to send you the link because it's fucking hilarious.
You'll see what happens at the end of it.
I want to Google it. I'm going to send it to or.
On a break. Yes, it is hilarious.

(23:10):
You'll watch the outcome of whathappens at the end of the
commercial. It's quite funny they.
Should let us make a commercial.They should be fucked up.
Yeah. Another thing I got turned on by
that was creepy and I kind of felt bad for it.
Have you ever seen Black Mirror?No.
Now that's a fucked up show. Every episode is something even

(23:30):
more extreme. OK, one of them.
Just an example. This is a real 1 is they they're
in this room and they're forced to watch porn.
And if they look away from it, then it stops playing.
But you have to look at it or something like that.
And it was like a forced thing. And people would be like, oh,
I'm going to masturbate. And other people be like this is
sick, you know, like, but there was this one episode where he

(23:50):
was forced to like he was being blackmailed to have sex with a
pig on national television. And I liked that.
I don't know fucking why? Because it it also when I was
done masturbating, I I got sick to my stomach for liking it.
It was weird. I get it.

(24:12):
I don't think it's hot that he had sex with a pig.
I think it was hot. I mean the.
Humiliation of it was the degradation.
I think it was the humiliation. Of it would you imagine
yourself, you imagine yourself absolutely being completely out
of control and totally degraded and your pussy was soaking wet
and you wanted more? It doesn't make sense.
It's OK, I get it it. Doesn't fucking make, but it's.

(24:34):
Watch that show. That's a really good show.
We're going to watch it. You know, spark people do one at
a time, as long as you're not hurting somebody else that
doesn't want to be. And no animals, and no.
Animals don't. Fuck a pig.
I'm that's. Not.
I don't. Yeah.
I'm not cool with it. No innocence.
No, not at all. But it's still the reality of
him being degraded. And that sentence is Yeah.

(24:56):
But you wouldn't even have to have the pig.
You could and. You like, like you being
blindfolded and he liked having sex.
He was. Enjoying it.
A couple of homeless guys come out there where you're in A and
threw up a couple times in the stable and you're covered in
poop and dirt and mud and you get a chainer on your neck and
they're all urinating on you, taking turns passing year round.
You know what it feels like though?
It feels like I'm center of attention.

(25:18):
OK, but in a really messed up way.
Yeah, but. I'm center of attention on it.
OK, it's all for me. But your current your.
Current I don't know. Your current overlord though,
He's not going to be sharing youaround.
He's going to keep you from himself, right?
Oh, yeah, for sure. OK.
Well, but he. Can have sex with the people in
front of me and I'm tied to something.
And you can't stop it. Can't stop it?
That's a sense of humiliation. What about women with strap ONS?

(25:41):
Would that be humiliating for you if women have strap ONS and.
I've been fucked by a woman witha strap on.
It's not appealing to me. Really.
OK. I've had it with two different
women too, so one attractive andone not attractive.
Maybe it was a strap on their knowledge level.
I mean, I still came. Because the one I use is pretty
nice. I don't feel like I still like
got off, I just didn't find it mentally appealing.

(26:02):
OK. I think you like the Wiener.
I do like the Wiener, that's whyI'm like.
I wouldn't say I'm necessarily bisexual, but I'm strictly
diggly. But I like boobies.
Complete the bisexual part of itand just look at the submission
part. What if you wanted to see you be
dominated by several women wearing strap ONS and it's that
you being degraded by them and dragging you by your hair and
calling you a bitch it. Would feel like it'd feel fake

(26:23):
because I feel like. That fake bitch.
I bet I can find a few angry lesbians who won't make it fake,
yeah? It's hard to feel degraded by a
woman. I feel like it's more to be done
by a man because for a woman you're just like, OK, you know
what I mean? Like not saying I want to have a
bunch of men. I'm just saying I don't feel
that sense. Of it's it's like me being
dominated by a woman is better than a male.

(26:45):
Yeah, it just doesn't work rightin the brain.
It feels better. I've done both couples are the
best because I get like both flavors, but it's always a
female needs to be the number one boss for me.
It's just. I like to dominate the woman
because I don't like to be having the attention from the
woman. I like to give the attention.
Me and my partner give the attention to this person.
I don't think that's connected to what we've been talking about

(27:06):
though. Then we are off way off course.
Yeah, we were talking about a very light article and then we
got to to be completely. We do not endorse the fucking of
pigs only eating bacon and traditional Yeah, but not like
that No, that's that's terrible.It's.
A really, really fucked up show.People do bad shit out there.

(27:29):
I've I've masturbated. Oh, there was this one where he
was forced to be in a an AI and he'd go in and have sex but
ended up being his best friend. A guy best friend was a woman
and he could feel what it was like to be a woman.
And then they're both their wives, found out about it and
eventually they just left it alone and the men could still do
it at the end of the show. So that they put his brain like

(27:50):
a robot body or something. Kind of the AI and they would
like go into. It virtual reality.
Virtual reality. And they would feel it, yeah.
And they fell in love in some sort of way, but not with each
other, but with the characters, because when they were in, they
would just sit on the couch and do it together.
I'm looking forward to all this robot shit and AI and it's just
going to be interesting. I would like to feel.
About that but. Well, think if you're in, If you

(28:13):
could put it in some kind of a virtual simulation where you can
feel everything but nothing's real, when nobody gets hurt, you
can do whatever the fuck you want.
That would be all. I would stay.
I get a fucker, yeah, because then I can then you can get
well. It's like a dream.
Then you wake up from it. Yeah, you can go all the way.
And I said to somebody before Ruby was really into some hard
shit. And I tell people if we have

(28:35):
Star Trek medicine when I'm going to explain that during the
24th century and they can basically reattach any limbs
that can cure almost any illness.
If we had that kind of medicine now, I would be a limitless so
because that way I can let all my fantasies come out.
Terrible things, but common sense is to take over, because
if somebody rips my fingernail out, it's going to take about a

(28:56):
year for that damn thing to growback and I've got work to do.
Yeah, so true. Have you seen the movie Teeth?
Oh yeah, my. Brother told me to watch that
but it was the vagina with teethin it or something.
Yes. There's a specific episode or a
part of it that I look up. It's about her in the doctor's
office, and he's trying to shovehis whole hand in there.
OK. And that part was turning me on.

(29:18):
And then literally she chomped down on his hand and he was
like. That was the thing they used to
tell boys, especially around church communities.
I always got teeth in there. Don't do that.
And then scares them good. It's a good it's a good movie to
show kids, to scare them when they reap.
I would prefer them to, you know, be honest, but we are
talking about church, so we can't have that.

(29:41):
Yeah, I went there. Church lies regardless.
Anyway, but what I'm getting there is you fucked these kids
up so early, so I'm like, you know, oh, here's this, nothing
bad is going to happen. Oh, that vagina's got teeth in
it. Don't stick you whatever in
there. You fill them with so much
bullshit from day one and then OK, bam, you're an adult.
OK, now what's real and what's not.
So you're already fucked up during your most learnable

(30:03):
years. Now fuck all these assholes.
And they tell you, oh, God made you like you, but you have to
fight all these sinful thoughts.But God made us like this and
all of our thoughts are usually the same.
I don't think we should fight a part of ourselves.
We just need to learn to look within and see what's OK and
what's not OK. Look on MIAs face is very
interesting. She's owned out.

(30:24):
I did so now you. 2 Shut the fuck up.
No, it's. Going in.
It's interesting with the banter, it's very cool.
It's hard 'cause she's a Dom. It's it's a lot between the two
of you, though. It's kind of funny.
I'm sitting here in the middle and it's like, woof.
Hey, sometimes I sit in the middle of y'all.
I'm I'm, I listen, I totally getit.
But we can pull you in. Let's let's do it.

(30:46):
Tell her something dirty, man. No, tell her something dirty.
Oh my gosh, you know, just simple fact.
Charles had mentioned earlier about the guy's fetish of being
passed around but being shit andpissed on.
I've already known several people who want that fantasy,
you know, And I think one of thegrossest things he wanted was to
actually eat vomit, and we made that reality come true for him.

(31:10):
Oh, I remember that story. We put a big old funnel.
He brought a big old funnel withtube and everything else.
And you know, my niece, she was pregnant at the time and she
says I have no problem vomiting in this funnel.
I'm like, well, you go ahead anddo that.
For the audience, the look on Leo's face is not one of
arousal. No.
No, it is. Repulsed.
Yes. She's she's not happy, No.

(31:32):
So we found a limit. Congratulations.
It is a limit too. Yeah, but like the vomit was
more obvious. For you sucked a Dick so hard
that I vomited and he made me keep going.
I did too. Yeah, right.
But both of you they. Hated it but afterwards I'm
like. It was Burger King.
There were pieces of fries everywhere and he's like just
scooped it off. Oh God.

(31:53):
It's disgusting. Mine was just water.
Thank God. No, no, I was junking.
Oh my God, yeah, it was hilarious.
We are. Something.
Totally something. My wife was watching while it
happened. Wow.
And neither one of them were repulsed by it.
Wow. Man, my Dick can do that it.
Was it was a nice size black penis and that's why I said if

(32:15):
you Deep Throat me, I just ate. I warned him and he's like, he
just wanted to fuck those tonsils and he did.
Like he went all over his laps. He's kind of scraped enough.
You need to stop right now. We're getting ready to go eat
lunch and I'm thankful that I don't fucking eat Burger King.
Fuck Jesus God damn it. All right enough.

(32:37):
All right. Anyhow, let's close this shit
out. You too.
You have set the life out of me this morning.
That sounds hot. Yeah.
We sucked your dry, you do toes.All right, so it's been fun.
You ready, Liv? No, no, let Charles do.
It you should do it, Do it sexy.It sounds better.
Listen. To you.

(32:57):
It's OK. I'll do a thick paper.
You're pretty. You can do it.
All right until then, Liv, this has been the latest episode of.
Call me Mistress.
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