June 12, 2025 • 34 mins
COME LAUGH WITH US AS WE DISCUSS SOME FUNNY MOMENTS SURROUNDING THE DUNGEON.. ABDL CHATS, MEETINGS, AND SOME WEIRD CALLERS. IT'S QUITE FUNN!
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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me, Madam.
Liv. Hi, guys.
And then of course, over here inthe right hand corner, we've got
PO. Hi all my kinky friends.
And they are some kinky motherfuckers.
That's awesome. It's the best way to be in life.
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It really is. It's really the only way to be
with everything. Everybody's got a kink out
there. It's just me too.
How far does your kink go? And we're going to talk about
some kinky shit today, but I will tell you just an opening
quick little story. This is so great.
One of my regular guys that comes to see me, I adore him,
love this guy. He likes to come to see me and
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he likes to get in the back bed.OK, that's his kink.
So he comes and gets in the backbed and he'll stay in the back
bed for two hours. And you know, we do all sorts of
things in that those two hours, but it's a lot of fun.
And he's just, he's just a superguy.
He really is. He's just super sweet.
He has a terribly busy schedule.He travels all over and he came
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to one of the events and he helped me the whole night.
He's just, he's an awesome guy. So adore him very, very much.
Anyway, he was telling me that with travelling for work, he's
actually, he lives over in Alabama and he comes over to see
me about once a month. And in his travels they sent him
up to New England. So he was up in New England for
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the past month and you know, I'dreached out to him.
I'm like, hey, I hope you're doing well, blah, blah, blah.
He's like, well, I'm going to come see you.
He's like, I have a funny story to tell you.
I'm like, oh, OK. Anyway, he ended up meeting this
guy one night and they were at alocal bar where a lot of them
kind of gathered on their 12 hour shift.
And he asked my friend. He's like, so, so where are you
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from? And he's like, oh, well, you
know, I, I live over in, on the Panhandle, over in Alabama.
And he's like, oh, he's like, yeah, I go to Pensacola every so
often. He's like, do you know Mia over
there? And and he's like, well, that
depends. What, what, what?
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Mia, are we talking about? And he's like, well, you know,
she's a you know what dominatrix, She has all these
parties and he's like, now don'tget me wrong, I've I've never
been to the dungeon, like a one-on-one.
He's like, but but you know, I've gone to her parties and I
was like, you know, and he's like, oh really?
And he's like, you know, what doI really say to this?
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But he's like, yeah, I went to aparty.
He's like, yeah, that that's whyI go and see.
He's like, oh, so you go to the dungeon, He's like, yeah, I do.
I go, yeah, I go see Mia, you know, when I'm whenever I'm in
Pensacola. So I'm thinking, what are the
chances? Because this guy wasn't even
from Florida, wasn't from Alabama.
He's not here from the Gulf Coast at all.
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So I'm like, what is the likelihood that he's all the way
up right in this area? And then I'm like, it's pretty
impressive. I was fucking impressed.
Yeah, you should. You should be pretty proud of
that. I.
Put myself on the back. Your reputation has preceded
you. I went.
So I mean that's. Thank you.
I was. Impressed.
That's high praise. So I thought that was really
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cool. I thought it was super sweet.
And I immediately said that's going to be live in 20 years.
Yeah, it'll be sooner than that though, because you're pretty
memorable so. Thank you.
Yeah. I think between you and Barbie,
Evie, you guys are just great. You really are.
You're great. And so with that, I thought
that's just, it was really cool.And and he told me he's like,
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yeah, do you know him? I'm like, look, I cannot tell
you if I know this guy. He's like his name is.
I'm like, listen, I, I'm not going to tell you, but obviously
I'm like, yeah, this fucker, he's been to the dungeon.
Just blink twice if I'm right, you know you don't have to tell
me. But anyway, I thought that was
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so funny. But yeah, so we had a great
time. He is an awesome guy.
We love to just sit and chitchatbefore and after our session.
It's super cool. Yeah.
Aside from my little wacky weekend.
Tell me we're sitting here. We got to hear.
I know you had one hell of a Memorial Day celebration and it
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was unlike most would experienceyou would call it.
Disturbing. It is very disturbing.
It's very disturbing. But, you know, people know you
as the Dom, but they realize that in your private life,
you're very much a submissive, borderline slave.
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We're just going to say that nobody ever wants to call
themselves a slave. See, Bree, what I would always
tell people I'm like, you know, she's my slave.
And she's like, don't tell people that I'm a submissive.
And I'm like, yeah, I know it sounds sexier.
It does, you know, But in actuality, bitch, you slave.
Which you did. What I did, I'm not asleep.
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Why don't you tell everybody? Well, it really was a warm,
sunny morning. Really.
I didn't even know. I woke up and he took the dogs
out. I heard everything.
And he jumps on the bed and he, like, covers my face with a bag.
I'm thinking, no, at first he just jumps on the bag and starts
wrestling around, feeling like, oh, this might be like rough
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sex. And I'm just like, whatever, you
know? And then he puts a bag over my
head and he's like, like almost acting as if he's suffocating
me, but you could breathe through the bag.
So I was really confused what's happening?
Like what's happening? So he picks me up by the bag and
takes me into the bathroom and starts putting a bunch of stuff
in place. Like I got cuffs.
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He put a chain around my neck, locked it and locked it to the
toilet, put a mask on me so I couldn't see, close the door and
cut off the light and left me. And he said that it was probably
about every hour or so is when you come in.
He came in, gave me a piece of like cold toast, some water.
He, he would talk to me through the phone, so I didn't hear his
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voice. Obviously I know it was him, but
so it was cool to have that different element in place, I
guess. But like I, I was like listening
to people on the bottom of the floor trying to find things to
do. I, he said that if he hears me
that he's gonna come in and, youknow, whip me.
So I just pulled the chain really, really tight so it
wouldn't rattle. And I got up and peed and I
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didn't flush a toilet. I don't.
Want to make any noise? All right, OK, so I put it.
Down, I guess I fallen asleep. So he walks in, startles me and
he just basically CNC raped me every time he came in and it was
fun. He was like, you know how long
you were in there? I was like, I don't know.
I kept convincing myself that itwas not as long as it was
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because you think that it's longer.
I like, it's probably been, it feels like 30 minutes must have
been only been 10 minutes, but Ithought it was been an hour.
He's like, no, you've been in there for three hours.
I was like, oh. Wow, yeah.
That's intense. It was.
Intense. I Yeah, it was intense.
No lights, no nothing. He took a lot of pictures of me
while I was down there. Oh, he gave me a little blanket.
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It was freezing cold. And every time he came in, he
took another an element of clothing.
So I was getting more and more naked.
So it's more and more cold. And I was just basically just
laying on the floor with just this little bitty blanket to
underneath my head. Wow.
Well, I'm going to throw this suggestion out to him if he ever
decides to do this again becausesomeone did this and I heard
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about this after the fact. But they made one of my good
friends who's very much a submissive, lay in a bathtub
with one inch of water and chainthem in there and they had to
sleep in one inch of water in the cold.
That's. That's pretty.
That's pretty gnarly. Yeah, yeah.
So who teach his own, you know. But you were OK with it.
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He told his friends at work and he was like, she let you do that
to her, like, willingly. She was like, I mean, yeah, she
was chained to the toilet, but yeah, she willingly let me do
that. Dad called submission.
There you go. There you.
Go. Oh God.
Well, have you thought of any crazy fantasies outside of that
you'd want to do? Outside of that, I don't know.
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The world is my Oystra it. Is is definitely your little
oyster, isn't it? You just got to find the Pearl.
Yeah, Pearl Slam. Well, I had one gentleman reach
out to me now. Poe is this was your first
experience of hearing phone calls with people calling us to
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get appointments? For the dungeon.
You got to do it in the voice. It's my favorite part of the
summer at this point, just just to hear these phone calls.
You know, it was first thing theother morning, this guy's
calling at 9:00 and he's like, hey, how you doing?
I want to hang out with you. And I'm like, well, you know, we
have a dungeon. You're not really going to be
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hanging out with me. You can set up an appointment.
And he's like, you sound like the cops.
And I said, well, I think I sound educated.
And he's like, well, that might be it.
And then he's like, you're not going to rush me, are you?
And I, I'm going to do this for an hour or something.
Like it's going. I said, look, the only person
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who's rushing right now is you. And the way you're talking, he's
like, oh, you're making fun of the way I talk.
And I said, yeah, I am because you just called me a cop a few
minutes ago. And what did he say, PO?
Do the voice. Do the voice now now what do
y'all do there again? What do y'all do there again?
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What do you what do you think are you doing here again?
And and so. Much better.
I love it. And I believe that's when you
told him we do BDSM. Yeah.
And he goes, well, what was that?
And we had to break it down for the whole acronym there.
And he's like, well, I'll just Google it.
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Yeah, you just Google it and then you let us know.
Yeah, I think it was the masochist part that he was like,
what's mask is what that what isthat?
I look at that myself. I can I can do that.
That's great. I just don't understand why.
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Why can't people figure out whatthe fuck BDSM is?
That's what they're doing is calling like what's that you're
interested in? But how did he find the phone
number to begin with? Yeah.
Well, see we post ads and a lot of times those ads, they have
other secondary sites that pick up those same ads and they'll
post them on like escort sites for example.
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So automatically they assume we're escorts.
But I. Have.
OK. Yeah, that makes a little more
sense. Yeah, so I have a group of
pictures though, and there's oneof those pictures that I say in
the picture, it's black and yellow writing.
It's typed up and it's like BDSNonly no SAT.
And it's like, how clear can we be on this?
But they just assume, oh, this is just a front, you know, it's
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like, and then I said to him in the conversation, at some point,
I said, well, I guarantee you the police are not going to set
up a private dungeon for you to come in and pretend and then for
me to arrest you. I mean, it's not, it's not going
to work like that. He's like, oh, well, I guess
you're right. Yes, I am, right.
I Yeah. So these these guys that come in
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here and like expect sex, like Ijust want you to know like how
as a person who gets a lot from this dungeon, how like kind of
offends me. I don't like.
I don't like that. Well, any.
Yeah, anytime they imply or. Like I said, just, I don't know.
It just drives me the wrong way to go.
Why does you know Why you automatically just assume this
you know. It does, trust me.
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Yeah. And Lou has heard these
conversations multiple times. And it's like, oh, I want to
hang out. Hey, girl, what was you doing?
You know, it's like. What are you doing?
Like and you can just picture some dirty grubby guy like
rubbing himself while he's talking to me.
Yeah, yeah. You know, yeah.
Well, you do have that phone sexoperator voice.
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But still it's not an excuse, soI need it like sound less sexy
like hi, how you doing that? Don't.
Sound bad? Oh shit.
Just use that guy's voice every time.
There you go. There you go.
Yeah. I can talk like this.
I'm like, hello, this is Mistress Me.
It's done. I don't know maybe I'm just 20
but I'm like I'm thinking about putting my dentals on your neck
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while it vibrate. I love the visual that's all
mine. Oh, wow.
Wow. OK, so thank you.
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Okay, all right so back to the concept of submission and slave.
Do you think people just have this fantasy in their mind about
being submissive and at some point after not they're no
longer horny. They were just like, fuck it,
I'm. Done.
No, if you're submission, you'resubmissive.
It's got nothing to do with. Sex.
Yeah, I've got to agree with that.
My everyday personality too. That's a, it's a character trait
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of, you know, that I have. It's not something I just turn
off and turn on due to an orgasm.
It's, it's in the core of me to be that way.
Now, you know, there's a little difference between, you know, a
submissive and a, you know, a slave.
But all all submissives are slaves when not all slaves are.
No other way around. All slaves are.
Submissive, you know, But yeah, there can be a mindset of
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someone who really wants to go intense.
And then I'd say, OK, that's theslave part.
But now if you're submissive, you're just submissive and you
want the other person's happiness just as much as you
want your happiness. And you gain happiness through
providing that service or submission to the other person.
Now, you know, Liv came in. I mean, after that, that
hellacious weekend of you being this submissive, you said it was
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kind of difficult kind of getting into that mindset Monday
morning. Like OK, I'm a Dom.
I'm a Dom, yeah. It was hard to get back into my
group of things as a Dom, yeah. Yeah, because it was like a
three day weekend of just total submission in a sense.
Well. That's my normal life.
But that was like hardcore stuff.
I'm like, how do I get my mind back to?
So I told you, you can get back to this by being really mean to
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somebody. And you're like, Oh well, who do
we need to bring in to so we can?
Me too. I'm like Justin.
Where are you at, Justin? Yes.
Right, Easy, easy. Exactly.
So Justin, when Madame Liv is having those moments, we need
you in here. Because yesterday I just told
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him to come in just long enough so I can beat his ass.
Because I was like, I've had onehell of a week.
We know we're we're going to do this and it's the beginning of
the week. But I use that Dragon's talent
and then I left some marks on his ass.
Did he start sweating? Oh, yeah, He always sweats.
Like he was sweating hardcore. He's like hyperhidrosis.
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That's he's just like, yeah, you're nasty, nasty Justin, you
little worm. We are.
Worse, that's all Hercules. He's, I remember that he's like
powder all over himself or like deodorizer like.
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Powder would turn into a paste. It's like.
It goes and all those little. Creases all.
Those little creases and his little oh.
My God, his. Hair be all clumpy.
Don't do that. OK, All right.
I was just thinking for my, my owner attainment.
It'd be kind of funny to watch, but I get it now.
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So, you know, I know that I had asked you this when we were
sitting and talking yesterday. I said when did you really think
about BDSM and think I'm going to go to a dungeon?
When I was like 11. No, I'm dungeon.
No, I mean, yeah. I mean, that was, you know, that
was, I've been I. Always thought it wasn't real
just in movies. Yeah, I I, like I said, there
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were several implements and I was like, I'm never going to use
those because I only saw them inmovies.
And I was like, yeah, whatever. But I would say it was probably
what, 39, You know, it wasn't very long before I had a session
here. It was probably within six
months or so. OK.
But it was just more of a how itwas raised and all that type of
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stuff and you go, that's not something I'm supposed to do And
did you? Research, you know, looking into
do you need some dungeons? I researched as far as, you
know, the Google Machine and it popped up, you know, a couple of
places. And then I just kind of checked
out the websites from there and then noticed that there was a
huge variety of services that were offered here.
And like, OK, I like that one. I like, I like that one.
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I like that one. So it's kind of like a buffet,
and let's try this one. I love it.
Buffet is really good work to. Eat.
That's it. That's it.
Like I said, whatever your flavor is, there's, you know, a
different cook. Exactly.
No, I love it. That's exactly it.
And they use different spices tomake the meal.
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Little tongue saturates. Little Creole.
Ethanol exactly, but in our caseI think it's Vick's vapor rub
and coconut oil. Hot ice I.
Haven't tried the Vick's yet, that's that sounds pretty
intense. Well, I think the icy hat is
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worse, and I think that it just gets.
Worse and worse as it goes. Yes, and you can't really wash
it off immediately. Anything.
Yeah. Tiger Balm.
Tiger. Yeah, I accidentally do know
what experience with Tiger Balm.Yeah, yeah.
I was putting them back one day and forgot to wash my hands and
something itched down there and yeah, I figured that one out
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pretty quick and then. It's really bad.
Yeah, yeah, exactly. Nothing good not to get kind of
hot, you know? That's funny shit.
Who was it that was telling? Was it you and I?
We were talking about it. Someone was telling us that they
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were having sex and the husband broke out a warming Lube.
I don't like warming, warming. Lube.
No, I know you and I don't do that, but I think it was someone
in the dungeon that we're telling Liv and I that one night
they decided to play with their wife, and they broke out the
warring Lube. And the warming Lube was, like,
set her on fire. Yeah, because it's supposed to
have, like, this tingling sensation.
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It was supposed to feel good. And he said it was agony for
both. Of them, I bet it would work
good though for like a massage, like on the back, that kind of
thing, you know? But yeah, I don't know if I with
my experience with like the Tiger bomb, I don't know if I'd
want that near my nether regions.
You know, not at all. So fun.
All the things we talk about I. Love it.
That's what makes this place beautiful and magical.
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So have you interacted with other people?
You said you you went to a munch.
I did go to a munch it, yeah, itwas a, it was a movie.
And then we went out to eat at aIHOP afterwards.
And, you know, it was nice seeing that there's other people
out there and it was a very friendly group.
And I kind of wish there would have been a few more people that
would have showed up. But I'm actually going to
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another one this Friday. So we'll see if when people show
up, Yeah. You know, and I think that's the
thing too, where they have specific groups for specific,
right kinks, and it's just thosetypes of kinks sometimes are
just limited. So don't let that discourage
you. Yeah.
I think that, you know, like Atlanta is a bigger group.
Yeah. And just, yeah, take a weekend,
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venture up to Atlanta. You never know.
I could see Atlanta have becausethey actually have an ABDL store
in Atlanta. Get out of town.
Really. Diaper Depot I believe it's
called and it's their own store they set up sell adult diapers
and onesies and so. Last year.
Was out and about. I almost stopped by there just
just because, but I didn't do itbecause I ran out of time.
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But it's definitely on my you know To Do List.
Yeah, you got to do that. Vegas has a shop as well, so
there's they're out there. You know, one day I'll probably
just do a tour with a bunch of them and be fun little vacation.
Exactly. Yeah, That's, that's really
cool. And it's such, to me, it's such
a cool fetish. It's such a unique kink and
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it's, there's just something so,so sweet, so endearing about it.
And to me, it's just, it's almost, I mean, I'm thinking
maternally, but I, I think that it's just so innocent.
You know, I think that's just a good way to put it.
You know, it is innocent sometimes, though.
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And again, I'm not God, I'm not going to kink shame.
But there was been two women that I really do not like.
I don't like, I don't like. They used to come to my events.
I banned them. I didn't like them.
But to me, a lot of women seem to sexualize, you know, being
like adult babies in a sense. And to me, when it they
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sexualize it and they're just not attractive and then the
whole look just goes to shit. It's like, please don't put that
Binky in your mouth and just it look no.
You know, and you're not doing it in a kinky wing.
Yeah. Doing it in a perverted.
Wing Yeah, There you go. It's more, yeah, perversion than
it is anything but. Again, I'm not kink shaming, I'm
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just saying it looks cuter when little boys do it, okay?
That's kink shaming. Sexist.
Sexist. I'm okay with it.
See. Okay, good.
See but. But they sound like they are
more DL than AB. Yes.
Which there's, it is a category,you know, there used to be a
slash between the two of them. Some of them, you know, we enjoy
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going into the, the, the baby mindset and the the, the little
mindset versus, you know, usually DLS are just there do it
for sexual gratification. And you know, so yeah, I think
that's probably what they were more into.
And yeah, so yeah, it's not going to be as.
Cancer, right? Yeah, exactly.
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It's not as an ascent. Exactly.
So it just kind of threw me for a loop.
Especially like I said, I don't like these women.
They're not attractive. And then just putting the whole
thing in there and it's like, ohGod, you know, it's off putting
to me. Yeah, put the Binky in there and
then. Yeah.
Just motioned putting the the biggie in their pussy.
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Hey. Do a kegel make it look like
it's moving? Yeah, innocent over here.
I thought she was talking about like one of those little sugar
packets that has a stick in there and, you know, you put it
in there. I wasn't even thinking that way.
But I'm an adult baby. I don't think perverted like
that. Uh huh.
Isn't that the truth? Yeah, you're the good boy,
sweet. Sweet and innocent to the bone.
That's. So true.
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Yeah, so true. Liv is the perverted 1 I already
know. And she was like, yeah, hey, you
know that one. Person that we had a threesome
with, I would definitely like a Binky that came out of her
pussy. Oh, yeah, yeah.
So I'll give PO a little insighton this.
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PO, if this woman was much more stable.
I love her, but if you were about 10 years older, I would
say I'm going to set you up. OK.
Because she likes older men. But she is so beautiful.
I'm going to look. She's got.
I'm going to show you some pictures right now.
Beautiful titties, little tiny little pussy.
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She's gorgeous. She is.
She is insane and she has a terrible picker for men.
She's really so pretty. She's beautiful and trust me, it
the the men she always chooses, they suck.
And I'm like, girlfriend, you'vegot to choose better people.
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And so I set her up. I set her up with one of my
friends and they had a great time together.
I mean, he just did anything andeverything to make her happy.
And they look so fucking cute together.
And next thing you know, she's like kind of just ghosted him.
And I'm like, oh, it was sad andI hated it for him.
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I really did. But damn, she's dynamite.
Go ahead. Do you think it's a like she
likes to be in the state of degradation and humiliation,
that kind of thing, that maybe that's why she chooses them in
No, OK. Just yeah, I think she just
didn't want to hurt him. And I think it got too serious
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too quick. OK.
And like in any relationship, you feel like it's either the
one or it's not, you know? And that's how I think the
direction was going in. It was more or less like she saw
he really got the feels. And when it wasn't reciprocated
by her, she just decided, I think, to end it.
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And she didn't say anything to me or to him.
But it was just kind of the understanding, like very.
Sweet, very soft spoken, very sweet, like to touch and be
touched. Right.
Yeah, I miss her. I miss her.
I haven't even met her yet. I.
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Know I got some really great pictures on my phone of her
getting. Too I got pictures.
Yeah, you know what, you've got more recent.
I mean, it's not as even if she's changed any, but I was
just looking for the ones with, you know, using the fucking
machine on her. And because it was like, oh
goodness, like, those are nice. But anyway, yeah, Liv and I are.
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We're just kind of like droolingon our phone here and checking
things out. Sounds like you've been in the
inside so I'll take a look for it.
Finger. Looking good, literally.
Oh shit I can't find my picturesfrom.
The play all the fun. She does, she gets try.
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I try to make sure yo Yolo. You only live once.
I'm only going to get older, whynot do it now?
I love it. Yeah, it's true.
I love it. I wish I would have branched out
when I was a little younger to, you know.
Well, you're a very attractive, I don't know how old you are.
But he's 40. Oh, you're very attractive
regardless. I appreciate it.
That's why I. Feel like, I feel like you're
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not like out of your prime, no. You know.
No, I mean I might have to dye my beard every now and again,
you know, leave. The Silver Fox.
I don't like the the. I'm working on that.
I like, I like it darker. Yeah, she likes older, too.
But. That's a submissive inner, yeah.
But. The first time I came here, I
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was great. Well, it was a dark.
Room, right? Well, the second time I came
when we were outside. Oh yeah, you did.
We changed your. Hair a lot.
I had. Well, I just dyed my hair.
That's all it was. I didn't get a haircut.
Anything that you just dyed my beard.
Got a haircut, Yeah. Yeah.
No, my hair morphs until I get another haircut.
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And then if I let it grow out and I'll style it differently
according to the length it is, or if I let it grow up a lot, it
gets really curly. And I can, you know, have the
old 80s Howie Mandel look. You know he.
Was so cute back in the 80s. To me, he's just not Howie.
Without hair, I mean. It's crazy.
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Quite a transfer, mate, Do you even know?
Okay, all right. Just he's on a was American
Idol. Yeah, American Idol.
Yeah, one of the coach Americans.
Got Talent? Yeah.
Yeah. I saw him originally in Bobbye
World which is a cartoon. He was so cute.
He's never seen him younger. Oh my God.
I've only seen him as bald man. Did your the stand up that he
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did? He was like, it was like Bobby's
world and he had, he was like sitting there and rotating.
Mm hmm. And he used to do a little boy
like this and it was like the adult baby.
Boys it. Was so cute.
So you can find clips that are on YouTube.
Yes and check it out. But yeah, he, he, he was a he's
a funny guy. I like him.
Oh. He really is.
He is cute, yeah. Yes, exactly.
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He was adorable, you know, So POand I, we had a long, long
conversation yesterday and we were talking and I said, you
know, when you start to date because we're doing these dating
episodes. Honestly, I was like, you know,
PO, you really need to say to yourself, what are all of these
great qualities about myself that I possess?
And a lot of times we never really want to look at our good
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qualities. You know, my husband always, you
know, boasts me and, you know, he tells me all these wonderful
things about myself. But it, it's not as easy to look
at yourself and see how great you are, you know?
And that's why I was like, oh, you need somebody to tell you
how great you are. Because I was telling him
yesterday. I was like, oh, you have no
baggage, You're gainfully employed, you've got your own
(29:34):
house, You're devishly handsome.I mean, he's a great guy.
He's nice, he's personable, compassionate.
He's a great friend. So we're putting him out here.
We need to find him a girlfriend.
It's yes, yeah. I think with me it goes into
that. I just, I like to stay humble.
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And so when I start to hear these things too much and it
goes into my head and then it goes into the hubris and then it
expands into an ego thing. And I don't, I don't like those
kind of people. I don't want to.
Find. That they were true.
You know your blue hair sucks. You know it's not too, so it's
(30:16):
hard to take offense to it. I.
Like it? But but I think it's a good
thing that every day you should say something and a positive
affirmation about yourself. And so, you know, I'm a good
person. I deserve happiness, you know,
and not that I'm trying to put you on the spot here, but I just
think, you know, you're a great person.
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We've hung out more and I'm justlike, why is he single?
Yeah, like I just, I work a lot,and that's because I've, you
know. You travel.
Quite a bit, you know, for the job.
And by the time I get home, I'm,you know, I want to sit down and
pet the dogs and then go to bed and then get back up at 4:00 in
the morning and do it again. Yeah.
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You know it's. It's something that's routine.
Yeah, that you can set time aside time for yourself.
I mean, I do. I come to the dungeon.
That's my time. Whatever.
But no, I, I agree there. I mean, there are some like
during the summertime or during like spring breaks or Christmas
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breaks. That's whenever I will, you
know, allow myself to have more leisure time because I have more
time to well. Summertime.
You can do summer things. I can, I can, I plan to go, you
know, out on the water a lot, you know, this summer, you know?
Yeah, get nice and tan and then come.
Back I'm working on a farmer stand working.
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Working well, you know there's akayaking club too.
Yeah. So you might want to think
about, you know, dabbling in that and seeing if there's
people you want to meet. Yeah, but I I cheat, I have a
Charlie motor on the back of my kayak.
So, you know, I would be the theoutlier in that group.
Like he's not really exercising.He's.
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Just. You don't do it for exercise,
they do it for the peace in the.You can.
Most people kayak for exercising.
That's. Well, not everybody.
Not everybody, yeah. OK, well, the benefit of it as
well is the exercise. But I do agree with you that's,
you know, besides, you know, thethe piece that I get at the
dungeon when I'm on that, you know, the river or they get to
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see all nature, get to see the ducks and snakes and, you know,
all the Beautiful Creatures out there.
You know, I'm not super huge on,you know, religious things, but
I can't help but go, OK, there'sgot to be somebody out there
that created all this because it's just, it's too perfect.
Yeah, for it not to be somebody.It's very spiritual lipstick,
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absolutely. I get that totally.
Take your shoes off and touch the dirt.
Connect US1. We are.
One kumbaya that's. A different song talking about
Lion King. What are you saying?
You said I'm not religious. What song are you saying?
We are one from Lion King. You're singing Kumbaya.
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Yeah. Where Kiara and Simba is Simba's
daughter. She's Dame.
Kubu and there. You're talking about like like
Lion King, like 2 or 1.5. No, it's two.
OK. 1.5 is just about twona poova.
Yeah, yeah, it's the second part, but it's just from, yeah,
Simona Poova's perspective. You're exactly correct.
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I know. Look at you.
Liv is so educated on. My.
Disney movies. Yeah, right.
If you're gonna be good at, be the best at it, yeah.
That's great. I love it.
That's sweet. That is sweet.
So I think we should end it here.
I think we bore our listeners enough.
(33:50):
No, this cast is never boring, Iwouldn't think.
So no. So yeah, we got to reach out all
those perverts and be like, hey,you want to come hang out?
No, you got to say it in your. Voice Oh hey, you want to come
on and hang out at the dungeon? I sure will.
All right. OK, Liverpool, go hang out,
(34:11):
right? Let's do it.
Let's do it. We're gonna do it.
I think that engine, you know what, You have a lot of fun.
You know what I'm gonna say? You sound like an auctioneer.
I love it. 545 five. So now what's BDSM Liverpool?
Good, will it? All right, so, Liv, you're
(34:36):
ready. Yes.
All right, So Liv, until then, this has been the latest.
Episode of Call Me Mistress.
Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me, Madam.
Liv. Hi, guys.
And then of course, over here inthe right hand corner, we've got
PO. Hi all my kinky friends.
And they are some kinky motherfuckers.
That's awesome. It's the best way to be in life.
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It really is. It's really the only way to be
with everything. Everybody's got a kink out
there. It's just me too.
How far does your kink go? And we're going to talk about
some kinky shit today, but I will tell you just an opening
quick little story. This is so great.
One of my regular guys that comes to see me, I adore him,
love this guy. He likes to come to see me and
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he likes to get in the back bed.OK, that's his kink.
So he comes and gets in the backbed and he'll stay in the back
bed for two hours. And you know, we do all sorts of
things in that those two hours, but it's a lot of fun.
And he's just, he's just a superguy.
He really is. He's just super sweet.
He has a terribly busy schedule.He travels all over and he came
(01:15):
to one of the events and he helped me the whole night.
He's just, he's an awesome guy. So adore him very, very much.
Anyway, he was telling me that with travelling for work, he's
actually, he lives over in Alabama and he comes over to see
me about once a month. And in his travels they sent him
up to New England. So he was up in New England for
(01:38):
the past month and you know, I'dreached out to him.
I'm like, hey, I hope you're doing well, blah, blah, blah.
He's like, well, I'm going to come see you.
He's like, I have a funny story to tell you.
I'm like, oh, OK. Anyway, he ended up meeting this
guy one night and they were at alocal bar where a lot of them
kind of gathered on their 12 hour shift.
And he asked my friend. He's like, so, so where are you
(02:00):
from? And he's like, oh, well, you
know, I, I live over in, on the Panhandle, over in Alabama.
And he's like, oh, he's like, yeah, I go to Pensacola every so
often. He's like, do you know Mia over
there? And and he's like, well, that
depends. What, what, what?
(02:20):
Mia, are we talking about? And he's like, well, you know,
she's a you know what dominatrix, She has all these
parties and he's like, now don'tget me wrong, I've I've never
been to the dungeon, like a one-on-one.
He's like, but but you know, I've gone to her parties and I
was like, you know, and he's like, oh really?
And he's like, you know, what doI really say to this?
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But he's like, yeah, I went to aparty.
He's like, yeah, that that's whyI go and see.
He's like, oh, so you go to the dungeon, He's like, yeah, I do.
I go, yeah, I go see Mia, you know, when I'm whenever I'm in
Pensacola. So I'm thinking, what are the
chances? Because this guy wasn't even
from Florida, wasn't from Alabama.
He's not here from the Gulf Coast at all.
(03:02):
So I'm like, what is the likelihood that he's all the way
up right in this area? And then I'm like, it's pretty
impressive. I was fucking impressed.
Yeah, you should. You should be pretty proud of
that. I.
Put myself on the back. Your reputation has preceded
you. I went.
So I mean that's. Thank you.
I was. Impressed.
That's high praise. So I thought that was really
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cool. I thought it was super sweet.
And I immediately said that's going to be live in 20 years.
Yeah, it'll be sooner than that though, because you're pretty
memorable so. Thank you.
Yeah. I think between you and Barbie,
Evie, you guys are just great. You really are.
You're great. And so with that, I thought
that's just, it was really cool.And and he told me he's like,
(03:46):
yeah, do you know him? I'm like, look, I cannot tell
you if I know this guy. He's like his name is.
I'm like, listen, I, I'm not going to tell you, but obviously
I'm like, yeah, this fucker, he's been to the dungeon.
Just blink twice if I'm right, you know you don't have to tell
me. But anyway, I thought that was
(04:06):
so funny. But yeah, so we had a great
time. He is an awesome guy.
We love to just sit and chitchatbefore and after our session.
It's super cool. Yeah.
Aside from my little wacky weekend.
Tell me we're sitting here. We got to hear.
I know you had one hell of a Memorial Day celebration and it
(04:27):
was unlike most would experienceyou would call it.
Disturbing. It is very disturbing.
It's very disturbing. But, you know, people know you
as the Dom, but they realize that in your private life,
you're very much a submissive, borderline slave.
(04:48):
We're just going to say that nobody ever wants to call
themselves a slave. See, Bree, what I would always
tell people I'm like, you know, she's my slave.
And she's like, don't tell people that I'm a submissive.
And I'm like, yeah, I know it sounds sexier.
It does, you know, But in actuality, bitch, you slave.
Which you did. What I did, I'm not asleep.
(05:12):
Why don't you tell everybody? Well, it really was a warm,
sunny morning. Really.
I didn't even know. I woke up and he took the dogs
out. I heard everything.
And he jumps on the bed and he, like, covers my face with a bag.
I'm thinking, no, at first he just jumps on the bag and starts
wrestling around, feeling like, oh, this might be like rough
(05:32):
sex. And I'm just like, whatever, you
know? And then he puts a bag over my
head and he's like, like almost acting as if he's suffocating
me, but you could breathe through the bag.
So I was really confused what's happening?
Like what's happening? So he picks me up by the bag and
takes me into the bathroom and starts putting a bunch of stuff
in place. Like I got cuffs.
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He put a chain around my neck, locked it and locked it to the
toilet, put a mask on me so I couldn't see, close the door and
cut off the light and left me. And he said that it was probably
about every hour or so is when you come in.
He came in, gave me a piece of like cold toast, some water.
He, he would talk to me through the phone, so I didn't hear his
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voice. Obviously I know it was him, but
so it was cool to have that different element in place, I
guess. But like I, I was like listening
to people on the bottom of the floor trying to find things to
do. I, he said that if he hears me
that he's gonna come in and, youknow, whip me.
So I just pulled the chain really, really tight so it
wouldn't rattle. And I got up and peed and I
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didn't flush a toilet. I don't.
Want to make any noise? All right, OK, so I put it.
Down, I guess I fallen asleep. So he walks in, startles me and
he just basically CNC raped me every time he came in and it was
fun. He was like, you know how long
you were in there? I was like, I don't know.
I kept convincing myself that itwas not as long as it was
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because you think that it's longer.
I like, it's probably been, it feels like 30 minutes must have
been only been 10 minutes, but Ithought it was been an hour.
He's like, no, you've been in there for three hours.
I was like, oh. Wow, yeah.
That's intense. It was.
Intense. I Yeah, it was intense.
No lights, no nothing. He took a lot of pictures of me
while I was down there. Oh, he gave me a little blanket.
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It was freezing cold. And every time he came in, he
took another an element of clothing.
So I was getting more and more naked.
So it's more and more cold. And I was just basically just
laying on the floor with just this little bitty blanket to
underneath my head. Wow.
Well, I'm going to throw this suggestion out to him if he ever
decides to do this again becausesomeone did this and I heard
(07:40):
about this after the fact. But they made one of my good
friends who's very much a submissive, lay in a bathtub
with one inch of water and chainthem in there and they had to
sleep in one inch of water in the cold.
That's. That's pretty.
That's pretty gnarly. Yeah, yeah.
So who teach his own, you know. But you were OK with it.
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He told his friends at work and he was like, she let you do that
to her, like, willingly. She was like, I mean, yeah, she
was chained to the toilet, but yeah, she willingly let me do
that. Dad called submission.
There you go. There you.
Go. Oh God.
Well, have you thought of any crazy fantasies outside of that
you'd want to do? Outside of that, I don't know.
(08:30):
The world is my Oystra it. Is is definitely your little
oyster, isn't it? You just got to find the Pearl.
Yeah, Pearl Slam. Well, I had one gentleman reach
out to me now. Poe is this was your first
experience of hearing phone calls with people calling us to
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get appointments? For the dungeon.
You got to do it in the voice. It's my favorite part of the
summer at this point, just just to hear these phone calls.
You know, it was first thing theother morning, this guy's
calling at 9:00 and he's like, hey, how you doing?
I want to hang out with you. And I'm like, well, you know, we
have a dungeon. You're not really going to be
(09:15):
hanging out with me. You can set up an appointment.
And he's like, you sound like the cops.
And I said, well, I think I sound educated.
And he's like, well, that might be it.
And then he's like, you're not going to rush me, are you?
And I, I'm going to do this for an hour or something.
Like it's going. I said, look, the only person
(09:36):
who's rushing right now is you. And the way you're talking, he's
like, oh, you're making fun of the way I talk.
And I said, yeah, I am because you just called me a cop a few
minutes ago. And what did he say, PO?
Do the voice. Do the voice now now what do
y'all do there again? What do y'all do there again?
(09:57):
What do you what do you think are you doing here again?
And and so. Much better.
I love it. And I believe that's when you
told him we do BDSM. Yeah.
And he goes, well, what was that?
And we had to break it down for the whole acronym there.
And he's like, well, I'll just Google it.
(10:18):
Yeah, you just Google it and then you let us know.
Yeah, I think it was the masochist part that he was like,
what's mask is what that what isthat?
I look at that myself. I can I can do that.
That's great. I just don't understand why.
(10:39):
Why can't people figure out whatthe fuck BDSM is?
That's what they're doing is calling like what's that you're
interested in? But how did he find the phone
number to begin with? Yeah.
Well, see we post ads and a lot of times those ads, they have
other secondary sites that pick up those same ads and they'll
post them on like escort sites for example.
(11:02):
So automatically they assume we're escorts.
But I. Have.
OK. Yeah, that makes a little more
sense. Yeah, so I have a group of
pictures though, and there's oneof those pictures that I say in
the picture, it's black and yellow writing.
It's typed up and it's like BDSNonly no SAT.
And it's like, how clear can we be on this?
But they just assume, oh, this is just a front, you know, it's
(11:23):
like, and then I said to him in the conversation, at some point,
I said, well, I guarantee you the police are not going to set
up a private dungeon for you to come in and pretend and then for
me to arrest you. I mean, it's not, it's not going
to work like that. He's like, oh, well, I guess
you're right. Yes, I am, right.
I Yeah. So these these guys that come in
(11:45):
here and like expect sex, like Ijust want you to know like how
as a person who gets a lot from this dungeon, how like kind of
offends me. I don't like.
I don't like that. Well, any.
Yeah, anytime they imply or. Like I said, just, I don't know.
It just drives me the wrong way to go.
Why does you know Why you automatically just assume this
you know. It does, trust me.
(12:07):
Yeah. And Lou has heard these
conversations multiple times. And it's like, oh, I want to
hang out. Hey, girl, what was you doing?
You know, it's like. What are you doing?
Like and you can just picture some dirty grubby guy like
rubbing himself while he's talking to me.
Yeah, yeah. You know, yeah.
Well, you do have that phone sexoperator voice.
(12:28):
But still it's not an excuse, soI need it like sound less sexy
like hi, how you doing that? Don't.
Sound bad? Oh shit.
Just use that guy's voice every time.
There you go. There you go.
Yeah. I can talk like this.
I'm like, hello, this is Mistress Me.
It's done. I don't know maybe I'm just 20
but I'm like I'm thinking about putting my dentals on your neck
(12:48):
while it vibrate. I love the visual that's all
mine. Oh, wow.
Wow. OK, so thank you.
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Okay, all right so back to the concept of submission and slave.
Do you think people just have this fantasy in their mind about
being submissive and at some point after not they're no
longer horny. They were just like, fuck it,
I'm. Done.
No, if you're submission, you'resubmissive.
It's got nothing to do with. Sex.
Yeah, I've got to agree with that.
My everyday personality too. That's a, it's a character trait
(13:31):
of, you know, that I have. It's not something I just turn
off and turn on due to an orgasm.
It's, it's in the core of me to be that way.
Now, you know, there's a little difference between, you know, a
submissive and a, you know, a slave.
But all all submissives are slaves when not all slaves are.
No other way around. All slaves are.
Submissive, you know, But yeah, there can be a mindset of
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someone who really wants to go intense.
And then I'd say, OK, that's theslave part.
But now if you're submissive, you're just submissive and you
want the other person's happiness just as much as you
want your happiness. And you gain happiness through
providing that service or submission to the other person.
Now, you know, Liv came in. I mean, after that, that
hellacious weekend of you being this submissive, you said it was
(14:18):
kind of difficult kind of getting into that mindset Monday
morning. Like OK, I'm a Dom.
I'm a Dom, yeah. It was hard to get back into my
group of things as a Dom, yeah. Yeah, because it was like a
three day weekend of just total submission in a sense.
Well. That's my normal life.
But that was like hardcore stuff.
I'm like, how do I get my mind back to?
So I told you, you can get back to this by being really mean to
(14:41):
somebody. And you're like, Oh well, who do
we need to bring in to so we can?
Me too. I'm like Justin.
Where are you at, Justin? Yes.
Right, Easy, easy. Exactly.
So Justin, when Madame Liv is having those moments, we need
you in here. Because yesterday I just told
(15:02):
him to come in just long enough so I can beat his ass.
Because I was like, I've had onehell of a week.
We know we're we're going to do this and it's the beginning of
the week. But I use that Dragon's talent
and then I left some marks on his ass.
Did he start sweating? Oh, yeah, He always sweats.
Like he was sweating hardcore. He's like hyperhidrosis.
(15:23):
That's he's just like, yeah, you're nasty, nasty Justin, you
little worm. We are.
Worse, that's all Hercules. He's, I remember that he's like
powder all over himself or like deodorizer like.
(15:45):
Powder would turn into a paste. It's like.
It goes and all those little. Creases all.
Those little creases and his little oh.
My God, his. Hair be all clumpy.
Don't do that. OK, All right.
I was just thinking for my, my owner attainment.
It'd be kind of funny to watch, but I get it now.
(16:08):
So, you know, I know that I had asked you this when we were
sitting and talking yesterday. I said when did you really think
about BDSM and think I'm going to go to a dungeon?
When I was like 11. No, I'm dungeon.
No, I mean, yeah. I mean, that was, you know, that
was, I've been I. Always thought it wasn't real
just in movies. Yeah, I I, like I said, there
(16:30):
were several implements and I was like, I'm never going to use
those because I only saw them inmovies.
And I was like, yeah, whatever. But I would say it was probably
what, 39, You know, it wasn't very long before I had a session
here. It was probably within six
months or so. OK.
But it was just more of a how itwas raised and all that type of
(16:50):
stuff and you go, that's not something I'm supposed to do And
did you? Research, you know, looking into
do you need some dungeons? I researched as far as, you
know, the Google Machine and it popped up, you know, a couple of
places. And then I just kind of checked
out the websites from there and then noticed that there was a
huge variety of services that were offered here.
And like, OK, I like that one. I like, I like that one.
(17:12):
I like that one. So it's kind of like a buffet,
and let's try this one. I love it.
Buffet is really good work to. Eat.
That's it. That's it.
Like I said, whatever your flavor is, there's, you know, a
different cook. Exactly.
No, I love it. That's exactly it.
And they use different spices tomake the meal.
(17:33):
Little tongue saturates. Little Creole.
Ethanol exactly, but in our caseI think it's Vick's vapor rub
and coconut oil. Hot ice I.
Haven't tried the Vick's yet, that's that sounds pretty
intense. Well, I think the icy hat is
(17:53):
worse, and I think that it just gets.
Worse and worse as it goes. Yes, and you can't really wash
it off immediately. Anything.
Yeah. Tiger Balm.
Tiger. Yeah, I accidentally do know
what experience with Tiger Balm.Yeah, yeah.
I was putting them back one day and forgot to wash my hands and
something itched down there and yeah, I figured that one out
(18:14):
pretty quick and then. It's really bad.
Yeah, yeah, exactly. Nothing good not to get kind of
hot, you know? That's funny shit.
Who was it that was telling? Was it you and I?
We were talking about it. Someone was telling us that they
(18:37):
were having sex and the husband broke out a warming Lube.
I don't like warming, warming. Lube.
No, I know you and I don't do that, but I think it was someone
in the dungeon that we're telling Liv and I that one night
they decided to play with their wife, and they broke out the
warring Lube. And the warming Lube was, like,
set her on fire. Yeah, because it's supposed to
have, like, this tingling sensation.
(18:58):
It was supposed to feel good. And he said it was agony for
both. Of them, I bet it would work
good though for like a massage, like on the back, that kind of
thing, you know? But yeah, I don't know if I with
my experience with like the Tiger bomb, I don't know if I'd
want that near my nether regions.
You know, not at all. So fun.
All the things we talk about I. Love it.
That's what makes this place beautiful and magical.
(19:22):
So have you interacted with other people?
You said you you went to a munch.
I did go to a munch it, yeah, itwas a, it was a movie.
And then we went out to eat at aIHOP afterwards.
And, you know, it was nice seeing that there's other people
out there and it was a very friendly group.
And I kind of wish there would have been a few more people that
would have showed up. But I'm actually going to
(19:43):
another one this Friday. So we'll see if when people show
up, Yeah. You know, and I think that's the
thing too, where they have specific groups for specific,
right kinks, and it's just thosetypes of kinks sometimes are
just limited. So don't let that discourage
you. Yeah.
I think that, you know, like Atlanta is a bigger group.
Yeah. And just, yeah, take a weekend,
(20:04):
venture up to Atlanta. You never know.
I could see Atlanta have becausethey actually have an ABDL store
in Atlanta. Get out of town.
Really. Diaper Depot I believe it's
called and it's their own store they set up sell adult diapers
and onesies and so. Last year.
Was out and about. I almost stopped by there just
just because, but I didn't do itbecause I ran out of time.
(20:27):
But it's definitely on my you know To Do List.
Yeah, you got to do that. Vegas has a shop as well, so
there's they're out there. You know, one day I'll probably
just do a tour with a bunch of them and be fun little vacation.
Exactly. Yeah, That's, that's really
cool. And it's such, to me, it's such
a cool fetish. It's such a unique kink and
(20:48):
it's, there's just something so,so sweet, so endearing about it.
And to me, it's just, it's almost, I mean, I'm thinking
maternally, but I, I think that it's just so innocent.
You know, I think that's just a good way to put it.
You know, it is innocent sometimes, though.
(21:10):
And again, I'm not God, I'm not going to kink shame.
But there was been two women that I really do not like.
I don't like, I don't like. They used to come to my events.
I banned them. I didn't like them.
But to me, a lot of women seem to sexualize, you know, being
like adult babies in a sense. And to me, when it they
(21:32):
sexualize it and they're just not attractive and then the
whole look just goes to shit. It's like, please don't put that
Binky in your mouth and just it look no.
You know, and you're not doing it in a kinky wing.
Yeah. Doing it in a perverted.
Wing Yeah, There you go. It's more, yeah, perversion than
it is anything but. Again, I'm not kink shaming, I'm
(21:57):
just saying it looks cuter when little boys do it, okay?
That's kink shaming. Sexist.
Sexist. I'm okay with it.
See. Okay, good.
See but. But they sound like they are
more DL than AB. Yes.
Which there's, it is a category,you know, there used to be a
slash between the two of them. Some of them, you know, we enjoy
(22:20):
going into the, the, the baby mindset and the the, the little
mindset versus, you know, usually DLS are just there do it
for sexual gratification. And you know, so yeah, I think
that's probably what they were more into.
And yeah, so yeah, it's not going to be as.
Cancer, right? Yeah, exactly.
(22:41):
It's not as an ascent. Exactly.
So it just kind of threw me for a loop.
Especially like I said, I don't like these women.
They're not attractive. And then just putting the whole
thing in there and it's like, ohGod, you know, it's off putting
to me. Yeah, put the Binky in there and
then. Yeah.
Just motioned putting the the biggie in their pussy.
(23:03):
Hey. Do a kegel make it look like
it's moving? Yeah, innocent over here.
I thought she was talking about like one of those little sugar
packets that has a stick in there and, you know, you put it
in there. I wasn't even thinking that way.
But I'm an adult baby. I don't think perverted like
that. Uh huh.
Isn't that the truth? Yeah, you're the good boy,
sweet. Sweet and innocent to the bone.
That's. So true.
(23:24):
Yeah, so true. Liv is the perverted 1 I already
know. And she was like, yeah, hey, you
know that one. Person that we had a threesome
with, I would definitely like a Binky that came out of her
pussy. Oh, yeah, yeah.
So I'll give PO a little insighton this.
(23:44):
PO, if this woman was much more stable.
I love her, but if you were about 10 years older, I would
say I'm going to set you up. OK.
Because she likes older men. But she is so beautiful.
I'm going to look. She's got.
I'm going to show you some pictures right now.
Beautiful titties, little tiny little pussy.
(24:05):
She's gorgeous. She is.
She is insane and she has a terrible picker for men.
She's really so pretty. She's beautiful and trust me, it
the the men she always chooses, they suck.
And I'm like, girlfriend, you'vegot to choose better people.
(24:28):
And so I set her up. I set her up with one of my
friends and they had a great time together.
I mean, he just did anything andeverything to make her happy.
And they look so fucking cute together.
And next thing you know, she's like kind of just ghosted him.
And I'm like, oh, it was sad andI hated it for him.
(24:49):
I really did. But damn, she's dynamite.
Go ahead. Do you think it's a like she
likes to be in the state of degradation and humiliation,
that kind of thing, that maybe that's why she chooses them in
No, OK. Just yeah, I think she just
didn't want to hurt him. And I think it got too serious
(25:10):
too quick. OK.
And like in any relationship, you feel like it's either the
one or it's not, you know? And that's how I think the
direction was going in. It was more or less like she saw
he really got the feels. And when it wasn't reciprocated
by her, she just decided, I think, to end it.
(25:32):
And she didn't say anything to me or to him.
But it was just kind of the understanding, like very.
Sweet, very soft spoken, very sweet, like to touch and be
touched. Right.
Yeah, I miss her. I miss her.
I haven't even met her yet. I.
(25:53):
Know I got some really great pictures on my phone of her
getting. Too I got pictures.
Yeah, you know what, you've got more recent.
I mean, it's not as even if she's changed any, but I was
just looking for the ones with, you know, using the fucking
machine on her. And because it was like, oh
goodness, like, those are nice. But anyway, yeah, Liv and I are.
(26:16):
We're just kind of like droolingon our phone here and checking
things out. Sounds like you've been in the
inside so I'll take a look for it.
Finger. Looking good, literally.
Oh shit I can't find my picturesfrom.
The play all the fun. She does, she gets try.
(26:39):
I try to make sure yo Yolo. You only live once.
I'm only going to get older, whynot do it now?
I love it. Yeah, it's true.
I love it. I wish I would have branched out
when I was a little younger to, you know.
Well, you're a very attractive, I don't know how old you are.
But he's 40. Oh, you're very attractive
regardless. I appreciate it.
That's why I. Feel like, I feel like you're
(27:00):
not like out of your prime, no. You know.
No, I mean I might have to dye my beard every now and again,
you know, leave. The Silver Fox.
I don't like the the. I'm working on that.
I like, I like it darker. Yeah, she likes older, too.
But. That's a submissive inner, yeah.
But. The first time I came here, I
(27:23):
was great. Well, it was a dark.
Room, right? Well, the second time I came
when we were outside. Oh yeah, you did.
We changed your. Hair a lot.
I had. Well, I just dyed my hair.
That's all it was. I didn't get a haircut.
Anything that you just dyed my beard.
Got a haircut, Yeah. Yeah.
No, my hair morphs until I get another haircut.
(27:46):
And then if I let it grow out and I'll style it differently
according to the length it is, or if I let it grow up a lot, it
gets really curly. And I can, you know, have the
old 80s Howie Mandel look. You know he.
Was so cute back in the 80s. To me, he's just not Howie.
Without hair, I mean. It's crazy.
(28:07):
Quite a transfer, mate, Do you even know?
Okay, all right. Just he's on a was American
Idol. Yeah, American Idol.
Yeah, one of the coach Americans.
Got Talent? Yeah.
Yeah. I saw him originally in Bobbye
World which is a cartoon. He was so cute.
He's never seen him younger. Oh my God.
I've only seen him as bald man. Did your the stand up that he
(28:27):
did? He was like, it was like Bobby's
world and he had, he was like sitting there and rotating.
Mm hmm. And he used to do a little boy
like this and it was like the adult baby.
Boys it. Was so cute.
So you can find clips that are on YouTube.
Yes and check it out. But yeah, he, he, he was a he's
a funny guy. I like him.
Oh. He really is.
He is cute, yeah. Yes, exactly.
(28:50):
He was adorable, you know, So POand I, we had a long, long
conversation yesterday and we were talking and I said, you
know, when you start to date because we're doing these dating
episodes. Honestly, I was like, you know,
PO, you really need to say to yourself, what are all of these
great qualities about myself that I possess?
And a lot of times we never really want to look at our good
(29:12):
qualities. You know, my husband always, you
know, boasts me and, you know, he tells me all these wonderful
things about myself. But it, it's not as easy to look
at yourself and see how great you are, you know?
And that's why I was like, oh, you need somebody to tell you
how great you are. Because I was telling him
yesterday. I was like, oh, you have no
baggage, You're gainfully employed, you've got your own
(29:34):
house, You're devishly handsome.I mean, he's a great guy.
He's nice, he's personable, compassionate.
He's a great friend. So we're putting him out here.
We need to find him a girlfriend.
It's yes, yeah. I think with me it goes into
that. I just, I like to stay humble.
(29:54):
And so when I start to hear these things too much and it
goes into my head and then it goes into the hubris and then it
expands into an ego thing. And I don't, I don't like those
kind of people. I don't want to.
Find. That they were true.
You know your blue hair sucks. You know it's not too, so it's
(30:16):
hard to take offense to it. I.
Like it? But but I think it's a good
thing that every day you should say something and a positive
affirmation about yourself. And so, you know, I'm a good
person. I deserve happiness, you know,
and not that I'm trying to put you on the spot here, but I just
think, you know, you're a great person.
(30:38):
We've hung out more and I'm justlike, why is he single?
Yeah, like I just, I work a lot,and that's because I've, you
know. You travel.
Quite a bit, you know, for the job.
And by the time I get home, I'm,you know, I want to sit down and
pet the dogs and then go to bed and then get back up at 4:00 in
the morning and do it again. Yeah.
(31:00):
You know it's. It's something that's routine.
Yeah, that you can set time aside time for yourself.
I mean, I do. I come to the dungeon.
That's my time. Whatever.
But no, I, I agree there. I mean, there are some like
during the summertime or during like spring breaks or Christmas
(31:21):
breaks. That's whenever I will, you
know, allow myself to have more leisure time because I have more
time to well. Summertime.
You can do summer things. I can, I can, I plan to go, you
know, out on the water a lot, you know, this summer, you know?
Yeah, get nice and tan and then come.
Back I'm working on a farmer stand working.
(31:43):
Working well, you know there's akayaking club too.
Yeah. So you might want to think
about, you know, dabbling in that and seeing if there's
people you want to meet. Yeah, but I I cheat, I have a
Charlie motor on the back of my kayak.
So, you know, I would be the theoutlier in that group.
Like he's not really exercising.He's.
(32:05):
Just. You don't do it for exercise,
they do it for the peace in the.You can.
Most people kayak for exercising.
That's. Well, not everybody.
Not everybody, yeah. OK, well, the benefit of it as
well is the exercise. But I do agree with you that's,
you know, besides, you know, thethe piece that I get at the
dungeon when I'm on that, you know, the river or they get to
(32:26):
see all nature, get to see the ducks and snakes and, you know,
all the Beautiful Creatures out there.
You know, I'm not super huge on,you know, religious things, but
I can't help but go, OK, there'sgot to be somebody out there
that created all this because it's just, it's too perfect.
Yeah, for it not to be somebody.It's very spiritual lipstick,
(32:46):
absolutely. I get that totally.
Take your shoes off and touch the dirt.
Connect US1. We are.
One kumbaya that's. A different song talking about
Lion King. What are you saying?
You said I'm not religious. What song are you saying?
We are one from Lion King. You're singing Kumbaya.
(33:07):
Yeah. Where Kiara and Simba is Simba's
daughter. She's Dame.
Kubu and there. You're talking about like like
Lion King, like 2 or 1.5. No, it's two.
OK. 1.5 is just about twona poova.
Yeah, yeah, it's the second part, but it's just from, yeah,
Simona Poova's perspective. You're exactly correct.
(33:28):
I know. Look at you.
Liv is so educated on. My.
Disney movies. Yeah, right.
If you're gonna be good at, be the best at it, yeah.
That's great. I love it.
That's sweet. That is sweet.
So I think we should end it here.
I think we bore our listeners enough.
(33:50):
No, this cast is never boring, Iwouldn't think.
So no. So yeah, we got to reach out all
those perverts and be like, hey,you want to come hang out?
No, you got to say it in your. Voice Oh hey, you want to come
on and hang out at the dungeon? I sure will.
All right. OK, Liverpool, go hang out,
(34:11):
right? Let's do it.
Let's do it. We're gonna do it.
I think that engine, you know what, You have a lot of fun.
You know what I'm gonna say? You sound like an auctioneer.
I love it. 545 five. So now what's BDSM Liverpool?
Good, will it? All right, so, Liv, you're
(34:36):
ready. Yes.
All right, So Liv, until then, this has been the latest.
Episode of Call Me Mistress.
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