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(00:00):
Picture this. It's a scorching summer night,
the kind where the air's so thick you could fuck it, and it
moaned back. I can hear you now.
Oh wow, and you sound like a Midget.
Oh shit. Oh wow.

(00:20):
Oh my God, you actually literally sound like a little
like like, Oh my, you sound likea chipmunk.
Oh, I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or
not. Yeah, probably not you.
Could hear yourself. You sound normal.
Thanks. Oh, this is great.
It's all fucked up usually. Usually the one fucking

(00:40):
everything up so. Into my camera and this is
exactly what it's like. The whole show is just fucking a
mess. Literally things going fucking
wrong all the time. I don't want these chicks to
just sit there and fuck themselves all day, that's for
sure. Well, well before you know,
before it gets all fucked up. Where can we find you getting

(01:01):
all fucked up? Where can we find me getting all
fucked up? So I'm on Chatterbait and I am
there most of the time. So it's just Chatterbait forward
slash miss Jessica J. But that's where I've cammed for
for God Oh my God for 4 1/2 years now I think. 4 1/2 years

(01:25):
on Chatterbait. Yeah, with a couple of breaks in
between, but like, yeah, that's,it's funny how it all started
was randomly like it was. So I'm in Melbourne, Australia,
which you would have heard aboutbeing the most locked down city
in the world when it came to thepandemic.

(01:46):
And so we were in like literallywe weren't allowed to like leave
5 kilometer radius from your house.
You had to be in like you unlessyou were an essential worker,
which at the point in time I actually was, I was working in
the healthcare industry. So I was allowed out and about,
which is nice, no traffic but. Wait, wait, wait.

(02:06):
So, So when you say essential personnel, what were you, a
nurse? So I was I actually worked in
for a private healthcare companyand I was a.
Private healthcare. Company.
Or actual Oh, no disrespect, I'm.
Just no, no, no, no private healthcare company because I, I
was, I was like a state manager for their like private sector

(02:31):
because we've got free healthcare here, obviously.
And then you've got like your commercial like big sort of
companies and stuff like that. So I did lots of different
things. I was actually, I worked for
them for 11 years. Yeah, sure, I know.
And the whole cami thing came about was just before COVID.

(02:52):
Well, like we'd heard about COVID, but like no one like we,
we didn't really know that like the thing.
And we're at our friend's house and they're like a gay couple of
our of friends of our they're like, oh, you know, we've been
having sex on Cam people, peoplehave been watching us and I was
like, what? Mine's blown.
I'm like, what do you fucking mean?

(03:13):
Like people are paying to watch you have sex.
I'm like you, This is interesting.
Anyway, went home that night andI was like, well, let's I want
to see what it's all that had noidea that webcam sites existed.
I had no, no, like no idea. I was completely like, let's

(03:35):
just say very naive when it cameto anything that was porn
related. And in saying that, I did used
to work as an escort when I was like 21.
So it's not like I'm not, which is only obviously a couple of
years ago. It's not like I was, I haven't
worked in the adult industry. I just wasn't like, well, I say

(03:56):
porn related like it's different, but it's not it's
sort of, you know, it is a religion anyway, but it's I had
no idea. It was like a whole brand new
world for me. And so me and my husband went on
there and we went on Cam four. I think it was, it was the first
site that we randomly went on and probably were there for

(04:16):
like, maybe, I don't know, couple of hours.
It was fun. It was a bit of fun.
Like it was just, I, I just thought that it was like
hilarious that there were peoplelike talking to you.
I'm like, and like interacting and it was just like you're in a
chat room, but yet they wanted to like pay to see certain
things. I was like, wow.
And then quickly clicked on thatthey liked Miss Jessica Jade

(04:38):
quite a lot and had a look around at some sight seeing
which one had the highest traffic and started getting on
by myself. And then from there on, it just
went bang. All right, so, all right, so so
let me just get this straight. So in the 1980s you were an
escort and then you went over toyour friend's house, discovered

(05:02):
she's a Cam girl and then you and your husband went on
Chaturbate and. So yeah, sort of.
So I yeah. Yeah, something like that.
Something like that about that. And that's called, yeah, in the
1980s. I think I was born around then,
but. Oh, I I just assume, I'm sorry,
I just assumed your age. I I don't, I have no concept of

(05:26):
time. So like, you know, Yeah.
So. Obviously.
Thank you. So.
So I don't want to like pigeonhole you, but sorry.
Please. Oh, yeah.
Oh, I'd like to pigeonhole you. Not like that.
Not like that. So disrespectful but.
No, I'll stop it. Listen.

(05:46):
So. So you were the AAIA 2024.
Best BB? Best BBW?
I was, I won Best BBW 2024 at the Australian Adult Industry
Awards last year and this is my award to prove it.

(06:10):
I know, yay, that's really exciting.
I know. I'm very quite proud of that
one. We'll put that up with the yay
because I say yay all the time. So they've made started making
custom things for me everywhere at Kmart and all sorts.
You can buy them all around because I say yay, obviously.
And this year I'm nominated again, which I'm really excited

(06:33):
for and voting is open at the moment.
I'm voted. So they've got a new category,
which is can be all of the year.So I'm really hoping to win that
one and also BBW again of the year, which would be good.
All right, so there's two categories I'm gunning for.
Yeah, so you're nominated for two awards.
Best be the best BBW best. BBW yeah.

(06:55):
And Cam girl of the year. Yeah, I am.
And, and well, I'm also nominated for best online
content Creator. But I was like, I'm not gonna
win that. I just know I'm not like the
competition that I'm up against,so I'm not really gunning for
it. Look, everyone can vote for me
in that category. Go for it.
But I just feel like the competition I'm up against,

(07:17):
these girls deserve it a lot better than what I do, that one
in particular. And I'm I'm happy to just feel
like that's fine. All right.
First off, we're putting that. That girl, I want to fucking
win. That link is in the description.
So anyone want to hit that shit up?
Hit it up because I definitely, yeah, but which is?
Actually quite easy, it's just MJJ dot vote and that will take

(07:38):
you to the site. Thanks.
Yes, and you can vote once a dayin both categories.
Every day, yes. Once a day, both categories.
Every 20, every every 24 hours, you can vote in both categories.
Just once, Yeah. All right, so the.
End of March, May, May, May 31st.

(08:03):
All right, all right, again, I'mnot good at math, but so you're
Chad. Don't worry, maybe ever.
So you're telling your fans to fucking vote for you and shit,
right? I'm telling everyone I blow that
shit up strangers, I'm fucking out and it's shops 711.
I just stopped in some fucking like 7-11 anywhere.
The car dealerships. I was just like mate, vote for
me. But I've got it stuck on my head

(08:25):
as I'm walking around the fucking St.
Yes, I've paid. I've paid Uber drivers to put it
on their cars. Nice.
No, I haven't, but such a downer.
It's actually a really good idea.
Now I'm thinking about it. Now you just hash that one out.

(08:46):
So yeah, yeah, I was talking to someone about a like, doing that
kind of stuff, like outside of like, you know, the online shit,
like just like in real life, like fucking.
Yeah. Putting business cards in
people's shit. I actually seen that on one of
your podcasts the other day and I was like, that is such a
fucking good idea. I'm like, I'm doing it.
I'm going to Myers and that's it.
In every men's department. I'm going to put a little

(09:07):
fucking QR code in every single one of the pockets and it's
going to link straight to my website.
Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.
A fan. It was actually like genius.
It is. It definitely is a fucking and I
never take anyone's good advice because a fan of mine from some
other shit I do got me these fucking business cards.

(09:32):
And he was like, yeah, just fucking yeah, shove them shits
in people's fucking, like shove them everywhere, post them on
shit, just whatever. And I was like, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. That's a great idea.
It actually is. I mean what the fuck like.
Such a good idea because like, how else do you get it out
there? It's not like you, you have a
business that's an, you know, a shop that people walk into a

(09:53):
shop front. You need to just Chuck them in
people's pockets, put them on people's car like how you used
to do like Flyers, you know, like Flyers used to go in the
front of like people's car windscreens.
That's it. Why not?
Exactly. It's like I'm just get people to
go out and do a fly run at nighttime.
Well, yeah, especially being like local, I don't know, like,

(10:15):
I don't know, just like, oh, wow, like, oh shit, this is a
local Cam girl. All right, I'm going to check
her out. Absolutely, but even then, just
even Australia wired like I could literally now I'm thinking
about it like I'm going to air task that shit out to like
people like in different States and be like, you know what, like
I'll pay you whatever and just even just to send to like all my

(10:35):
links. Do you know what I mean?
It's just like Miss Jessica, j.com literally takes you to all
my links and you can find me anywhere.
If I just have a QR code on every single car in all of
Australia done, I've got to at least get one fan over that.
Yes, yes, especially I'm glad you said about QR codes because
like when QR codes first came out, like people were like, oh,

(10:56):
this is great. And then all of a sudden it just
like died out. They were like, oh, QR codes
aren't going to be shit. And now it's fucking, it's back
up. Like yeah, QR codes are the
shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah. I was even thinking about
putting ads on Google, like sponsored ads at the top.
Just why not? Yeah, yeah.

(11:17):
I don't know about Google ads, Ihave no idea, but I would think
like, what are you? Yeah, 'cause then what are you
like? What are the, the search terms
you're going to use like BBW? Yeah, like I suppose.
Yeah, you, well, it depends. I think so like the more niche
the search term is, the cheaper the advertisement is.
So obviously it's like you were,I think I, I presume, I don't

(11:42):
know actually what I have no idea when it comes to that type
of thing. But I would say that like if
somebody was looking up ATV, it'd be really expensive.
But if somebody was to then lookup like an LGQ LED blah, blah,
blah, or whatever, like, you know, the action type, that
would probably be less expensiveto be at the top of that
sponsored page. So maybe we could just be like,
I don't know, blonde Aussie babyW big tits hot.

(12:08):
Yeah, that. Yeah, I didn't even think of
that. You have to think about, you
know the pricing for each one because like you know, paper.
Click exactly, exactly. And whether it's worth the
actual like, you know, we'd hopethat it's worth it.
Someone's going to click on it. Well, that's the thing, you're
making me think now, like what is like, you know, I'm trying to

(12:30):
think like if I was some fuckingsick, fucking not sick, but, you
know, a scurvy pervert like Oh yeah, BBW, MILF, some shit like
that. How much is that worth?
Yeah, I know. That's what I'm thinking.
Like I wonder how much it is worth.
I'm going to find out and I'll let you know.
I'll get back. To you on that one.
Oh, I definitely. Want research?

(12:51):
Yeah. Because like I feel like.
That's a really good idea. Right, because like if that
simple search term, you know, BBW MILF is like really cheap,
that's definitely worth it. It is absolutely because bang,
what are you you're going to jump on that?
That's that's yeah, that's the best.
Yeah. Like I'm actually, I've got tech
support in the background typingway and it's like looking it up

(13:13):
now, like awesome maybe. It's good.
So that's also why I wanted to ask you about your tech support
guy. He used to he used to do I I
don't know if you guys want to talk about it or anything, but
like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
That's OK. I can talk about it.
So he used to do videos with you?
So randomly he'll get online with me.
There are some videos on there and he fancied him in it And he

(13:39):
well, I've only, I've only collabed with one other male
performer because he's not really a male performer.
He's he's he's a bit camera shy,you know, like he's not it's not
he's main gig at all, but he's definitely happy to be a
standing Dick for when I need it.
So and if I need a cum shot on my face or something, it's fine.

(14:02):
Like he, he's happy to oblige. Sometimes sounds like a.
Good gig. Sounds like he's I'm bothered.
I'm like you joking. I'm one that supposed to say I
can't be bothered I've got a headache the fuck just blow on
my face already? But anyway, you know, you get
that on the big job. So yeah, like he's in a bit of a

(14:25):
but like it's not he's yeah, he's there.
He's there in the background. But he's definitely my tech
support. Fuck, sounds like he's got a
good job. What the fuck?
Oh, exactly. He does have a good job, doesn't
he? Yes.
Fuck yeah. Like especially if you don't
want to be on Cam, you just got to fucking blow a load on your
face and go back to fucking, youknow?

(14:48):
And all you need to do is just watch the game show, watch me
come, and then you get to blow on my face.
Like really, what's wrong with that?
Wow, I reckon that I could put an application out that people
pay a fuck load of money to do. That Oh my God, yeah, they'll
pay you to do that. It's like a blow a load on your
face and fucking handle your chat.
What the fuck I'm. Actually thinking that's a good

(15:10):
idea. Now maybe I can.
I'm going to get that application out there.
Oh shit, oh, looks like someone's job might be fucking
leaving. He gets too distracted when he's
horny. That's the problem.
Like he's too horny and then it's like nothing gets done.
I'm like Oh my God, stop. Do 1 task at a time.
Yeah, so he better fucking. He's got a pick, right?

(15:33):
Exactly. Got a pick.
You want to fucking blow loads on my face?
Or yeah, or do tech support or both like but you need to be
able to multitask. Yeah, you got to be very
professional. This is This is a professional
gig. This is.
In. You know, yeah, that's the
difference between when you collab with an actual like
creator or when you when you have your husband attorney and

(15:53):
wants to both like it is completely different.
It's like when I've collabs before, it's like we both know
at the time when a camera angle needs to change or we need to
change positions or something needs to change in the
environment. Whereas your husband's just
like, mate, I just don't. No, I'm just going to like get
it out there. Just stop.
Wow, fuck that sound. Yeah, I don't like that.

(16:16):
Man, that sounds too complicated.
Yeah. But yeah, there you go.
Yeah. So like wait, so when you
collab, you collab with other guys?
So I've collab with one other guy.
I've only ever clubbed with one other guy.
I haven't collab with any girls yet.
I'm not. I'm actually a really bad
lesbian, so I say this like I find women much more attractive

(16:42):
than what I do men. But in saying that I we went to
like a like AI suppose it's likea little like a swingers sort of
bar that they've got here and like we met this couple.
They were great and like she washot and everything like that and
like literally like this is the most embarrassing story.

(17:04):
I cannot even believe I just started it.
Oh. Good.
Yeah, fuck my life. Yeah.
Keep going. So anyway, I'm like, you know,
so the girl like we met these two couples and they were both
the girls were both a bit uncomfortable with their
partners, like, you know, havingsex with the other girls, but
they were more than happy to like, you know, just, you know,

(17:26):
ask girls hook up and the guys watch or whatever.
And so like we agreed and that was like, I was fine without
whatever went upstairs and oh God, I just remember like
hooking up with this girl and like being down there and having
like no idea what the fuck I wasdoing.
I was like, I felt like a guy. I'm like, what am I doing down

(17:47):
here? And then he got to the point
where, like, she pretty much kicked me off.
And she said to her husband, like, come here, like, finish
me. I don't know what I'm doing.
So I'm a really bad lesbian. There you go.
So what? So what?
You were eating a Taco. And you're like you.
Just know I talk, I don't know other people's.
Tacos like I know mine and that that's it.

(18:08):
That's all I know. And like mine's very fucking
like head fucked. It's confusing as fuck.
So I can't. I'm just like in my own head.
I'm like I'll bet your hers is confusing too.
Right. How are you supposed to know
what the fuck is thinking? Yeah.
I mean, fucking like, what kind of beef is it?
Yeah, you got to fucking figure that out.

(18:30):
And the lettuce. And I had off to, you know,
bisexuals and lesbians that can do it, and they've got it down
pat. And I really take my hat off to
guys that give it a red hot crack because my it's not easy.
Right. And all tacos are different.
Like, you're not getting the fucking, you know, you got a

(18:52):
Taco Bell Taco, You got a fucking oh.
My God. And then you got a touchy Taco
like 1, you know, like it's likeTaco Tuesday and they're like
just fucking just giving it away.
Fuck. Like I just.
Like, Oh yeah, yeah. Tacos.
Yeah, tacos are complicated. They are very complicated.

(19:13):
They are, absolutely. God, wait, I wanted to ask you
because one of the quotes you have, I think it's on your only
fans. Oh gosh.
Oh, no, no, no. It's real simple.
It's I'm, I'm an independent creator.
No management. Why do you have?

(19:33):
Yeah. Now why do you feel the need to
put that? Because this day and age,
everybody has management teams like working for them.
Look, I know everyone. I don't know everyone and the
reason why I have put that is because in the past I have had
somebody looking after my account for a little bit and
they fucked me over really badly.

(19:58):
And to the point of that like, yeah, it was really bad.
And look, I'm not saying all management teams out there are
bad because I do know and I'm friends with somebody that works
for a really good one. They're reputable, they've built
themselves up a really good nameand they do a really good job at
what they do. But I'm really connected to my

(20:19):
brand like and because I have myCam model.
It's different when you're. On screen talking to fans
constantly. It's not like these people don't
know you or don't have any senseof relationship or built any
relationship with you that are generally on my only fans like
it's very rare that you know somebody hasn't has come to my

(20:39):
only fans that's not really seenme on Cam or has an idea of who
I am. So being that connected, I feel
like I have, you know, like I, Itake it really like really
seriously when it comes to like providing a service is genuine
and it's me and I feel like there's a lot and, and there,

(21:03):
and I've got a lot of people on my only fans and I, I'm finding
it really difficult to be able to deal with so many messages
that I just don't get back to them.
I feel rude about it, but at theend of the day I can't possibly
get I'm the worst admin. Like I'm really bad.
And so like the only thing that I will and that I am looking at

(21:24):
sort of doing is having like maybe an assistant, but even
being transparent about it, thatthey're not talking to me just
to write back to the random little things just for requests
and stuff like that. So that those things get
fulfilled without me missing it in amongst hundreds of other
messages and shit like that. But also being completely

(21:45):
transparent because otherwise you are literally talking to
people that are overseas or thatare bots.
Bots are big and I don't mind looking.
I'm not saying the bots are bad completely because if say
there's a link to one of my videos or something and and you
have like an automatic bot that you know, sort of works and

(22:06):
triggers by like somebody actually typing something
because they want that video, that pay-per-view, things like
that, that works really well. I feel like I haven't got that
set up, but I feel like that's OK because it's not.
They know, they're not asking. They're literally, it says in
the lot, you know, like type this and you'll get that video.
But when it comes to speaking tosomebody that's not actually

(22:27):
that person, and then people paying for this unless they
know, I think that's really unfair.
And yeah. Yeah.
No, that makes total sense. Like, well, if you keep it like
especially for you, like how yousound like you want to keep
things like if you have that assistant to just like, you

(22:47):
know, put out videos or yeah, you know, like and.
Genuinely just be like, hey, yeah, no worries.
She's available between this time and this time for a video
call or something like that. Because.
And then at least they know thatthey're not speaking to me, but
they know that they're, you know, like they're actually
being looked after. And I give a shit about them
really at the end of the day, because they do care.

(23:07):
Right, right. For like the, I don't know,
whatever you want to call it, the business side of it, like
just putting out, you know, getting a video out to someone
you know, but like with the personal stuff, you want that to
stay personal. Absolutely.
And I feel like and and. Yeah, it sounds like a good
idea. It is.
And, and I feel like, you know, that way at least you're being

(23:27):
transparent with people. They know exactly what is going
on. They know that they're not
speaking to you. They understand that they can
speak to them and be like, Oh yeah, I want to pay-per-view or,
you know, do you have any customcontent, like, or has she got
like that? And then they could get back to
them, be like, yeah, she does, yeah, this is what she thought.
But when it comes to like obviously time and also my time
when it comes to a video call orany sexting or anything like

(23:49):
that that happens, I'm not not the best at sexy and I'm more of
a voice person. Like I'm much easier just a
voice to text because it's like it's done.
I because I just like, I'm like,well, what am I?
What am I writing? I'll just talk dirty to you
instead. It's much easier.
But but like that obviously, youknow, like it's, it's also my
job. So obviously I spending income

(24:12):
from this. So it also will filter out a lot
of the time wasters that are going to be just trying to get a
free ride out of everything. And also people will like, oh
God, I've just had a whole heap of Telegram groups that are open
pretending to be me scamming people out of money.
And I'm just like, I just I'm infuriated by it.

(24:34):
But like, yeah, anyway, well, and digress seems something
completely different. Well, no, Yeah, please talk
about that Telegram, because like, I'm not familiar with
Telegram. Telegram is the fucking worst
and there is no one to contact. You contact their support, no
one gets back to you. I've had so many fraudulent

(24:54):
accounts like scamming people out of money with my profile
picture pretending to be made. They've got one in particular
that's on there at the moment isat Miss Jess Jade and it's like
that, like my everything of mineis at Miss Jessica Jade.
If I have got that handle, that's mine.
But if you can't find mine, thenyou will find it on Miss Jessica

(25:17):
jade.com, which is all my links.Any other links do not exist.
It's not me. You're not talking to me.
If you are think you're talking to me, it's not me.
Like there are Twitter accounts,luckily I've had closed down.
There's been Instagram accounts that I've had closed down but
like when it comes to fucking Telegram it is next level.
Like I swear to God I'm so angryat them.

(25:38):
Oh. Yeah, fucking feel your anger.
Oh. Because I've got a telegram like
community group, which is like, I think it's all things mess
with Jessica Jade. I I'll have to check that.
But in there, I, they, they can chat.
And somebody literally yesterdaywas pretending with Jessica
Jade. And it, it was like at just

(26:01):
Jade, like a whole heap of numbers.
And then with my profile pictureand like chatting and they're
saying, yeah, I'm on my DM me now.
And I'm like, I literally put a little finger.
I'm like, who the fuck is this cunt?
Like, are you joking? Yeah, I'm like you actually,
you're in my chat and you're like, Oh my God, what the fuck?

(26:22):
So I'm just like, please, like and all.
Oh, seriously. And if anyone's asking you for
PayPal, trust me, I know that PayPal shuts me down.
It's not me. Who the fuck uses PayPal anymore
Like. Scammers.
Literally scammers. Exactly.
Nigerian. That's right.
Nigerian and Indian skit. Hey, I've got a couple of them

(26:44):
that messaged me the other day saying they've got millions of
dollars to me. You never know.
How much did they tip though? Well, nothing yet.
They told me I need to send themsome money first.
But no, I don't know why. I'm not sure why.
Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.Oh yeah.
But yeah, I'm glad you said thatbecause something that seems

(27:04):
important to me is like branding.
Like if you and I think a lot ofpeople like whether you're an
adult creator or a YouTube creator, Twitch creator,
whatever, like make all of your shit.
If you can make all of your shitthe same.
Yeah, absolutely. If you are, if you are lucky
enough to get the same handle oneverything, fucking grab it.

(27:27):
Like because it means so much tohave that one that one title and
have it everywhere like it's thebest.
I was I've I have been very lucky.
The only one that I didn't get it on shitty was Reddit but they
fucking banned my account anywayand I didn't even do anything
wrong. I literally messaged a moderator

(27:48):
to find out how I did things andthen that was, you know, I was
banned from not safe for work. And I'm like, what the fuck am I
doing here? Like, but that was the only one
that I didn't get it. And I even messaged the person
and said I hadn't been on like there for like 5 years and
they're a scientist somewhere inthe world.
I don't know what they do, but I'm like, can I please, please
just have your hand or no. Oh.

(28:08):
Shit. Wow, you actually asked and they
fucking they did. No, they.
Just never got back to me. Oh yeah.
They're probably just going to go on Reddit like they, they
literally like posted something like 5 or 6 years ago and that
was it about some sort of, I don't know, something like C
equals or m = C ^2 or something.I don't know well.

(28:32):
Yeah. So the yeah, the point is try to
get if you can get the fuck, like get whatever it is and put
it across all your fucking platforms.
Absolutely. Because it is, it is your brand.
It is your name. It is, yeah, everything.
And whether it is your name or not or whatever, whatever you
use, say it was like, I don't know, like, you know, sunshine

(28:55):
and lollipops, whatever. As long as you've got it across
everything and you're going to stick to it, that is what you
want. Because that's been, yeah,
people will remember it. Definitely, Yeah.
Especially, well, yeah, but especially with a situation like
with your, what is it, Telegram?Telegram Yeah, exactly right.

(29:16):
And. So like, well, for, you know,
like with the whole, like, you know, the branding across all
all platforms, your your main, you know, your main tippers or
customers will know, know right.Well, you know, they're like, Oh
no, this. Bitch.
Yeah, some fake bitch, but. It's funny because like it is,

(29:37):
it's my fans that contact me andlet me know.
They're like, Oh, there's someone pretending to be you on
this and you know, and now they like, they'll, they'll bring
them in with like chatting to them to get like him, like, you
know, as much information as they possibly can.
Like it's, I'm, I'm very fortunate that way.
Like, and that's how, how it's come about that people have
said, is this you? And, and I had like some guy was

(29:59):
lucky. I got his details from Telegram
the other day and I just put hisdetails in Telegram, sending him
a voice and a little video recording.
I was like, Hey, you've been speaking to somebody that's
trying to scam you. This is my real account.
And I'm like, I just wanted to reach out because I really don't
want that on my name and I don'treally want you to give you

(30:21):
scammed anymore. It's like, was was it you that I
was talking to on Instagram? And I'm like, no, it wasn't me
either. I'm like, sorry.
I'm like, sorry about it. Oh, that what a disappointment
that is. I'm fucking whacking off to some
fucking Indian guy, Yeah. I know, but look, hey, they must
be pretty good at what they do. I don't know.
Oh. Shit, don't give props to

(30:44):
fucking hobby. Fuck hobby.
No, I'm. Not look, I'm not.
Fuck Habib. But anyway, you should have
fucking. Especially when he's taking my
money. Right.
It's fucking bullshit. It's.
Fucking like that's that's more if you're rating, you're selling
my photos, my shit and making mymoney and you're not even giving
me a cup. Like are you fucking joking me?

(31:04):
Wow. Fuck yeah.
Yeah, that's fucking bullshit. So they just and and then I
messaged, I messaged that personthat was in the Telegram chat
yesterday probably and I'm like,yeah and yeah, there Habib
that's pretending to be Jade 789-8164.
What did he? Say.

(31:25):
Like I like I said what I said, are you fucking serious?
And they're like, I'm like, honestly, fuck off.
You know, like, what do you mean?
I'm like, what do you, I'm like,are you actually joking right
now? And they're like, I'm just a
really huge fan. I'm like, Oh my God.
They might not be Indian then they might be American or some

(31:45):
shit because usually the Indiansbecause.
It was the same like it was the same time zone.
That sort of would link Hardly, you fucking asshole.
Yeah, it could be because an Indian would just be like, oh
fuck your mother, fuck your mother.
You know, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it was like, oh, and
then they got pissed off becauseI blocked them from the group.
They're like, what? Why did you block me?
I'm like, what do you fucking mean?

(32:06):
Why did I block you? Because you're trying to get
people to damn you saying that you're online and they got me.
Oh, fuck. All right, So then we got to go
back because I'm not familiar with Telegram.
So Telegram, like what? It's a group.
It's like a, a messaging servicelike Signal or, but you don't

(32:26):
need to like you don't need to show your phone number.
So you just can have a username pretty much.
And like there are different groups in there.
Lots of people have Telegram groups, like, I mean like lots
of different like, like, I mean like sex worker, CEO.
I don't know if you've heard of that, but they've got like a
Telegram group which has just got lots of information, you
know, So my group is just prettymuch gives me notifications when

(32:48):
I'm online. Like I'll post little things
like Hey, remember to vote, Hey,I'm online now, here's a nude
picture of me. Yay, you know, remember only
fans, blah, blah, blah. It's just sort of like just
getting everyone together in onespot where they can like know to
be notified at the one time. Really it's just like a a group
chat. OK.
All right. So it's so it's like if this was

(33:11):
1998, it's like a AOL chat or. Yeah.
Discord. Is it similar to discord?
It's. Similar to Discord, like I think
in a way maybe, but that's like a service sort of thing.
I, I, I don't know how Discord works.
I can't get my head around that.It's too, too technical for me.
But do you know what Signal is? Or like Facebook Messenger?

(33:34):
Oh, OK. Yeah, like, it's just like you
can, like if you were in a groupin Facebook Messenger and you
could, you could be in like a group for like a community for
like a, a group on Facebook. So say you follow a, a bra shop
or a, you know, like something like that.
And then they've got like a group that you, you can go in
and you can, yeah. So like face Facebook group?

(33:57):
Yeah, for us all people, yeah. Yeah, that's like that's what it
is, I think. All right, so, so if I go to
missjessicajade.com. Dot com you'll find everything.
Your telegram will be there. I click it and then I'm in the
group. And then you're in the group,
yeah. So.
So yeah, I'm pretty sure it is. In all my links, No, it should

(34:21):
be yeah. And then that way.
And once you're in the group, you just get notifications like
it's there and like it'll just be you bet.
I I'll post when I'm online and just stuff like that.
And then if you wanted to ask a question or chat, it then takes
you to sort of another group instead of it all being in that
one. It's all just like a wall of me.
And then it takes you to the next group, which is just a

(34:42):
chat. And that's where everyone can
talk. All right, I think I understand.
So how do I impersonate you? How do you put Well, So what you
do is steal my photos and then you get a username with an app,
you know, Jess Jade or Miss Jessica Jade or I'm a fucking
cunt. And then, you know, like, I

(35:03):
don't know. Well, like like in the.
I don't know where they get their money from.
Like I don't know how they get their fans because I'm like,
like wherever they're getting this fan base from, he's like,
I'm like, I, I need this. Like should be coming here.
Well, what I'm I'm trying to getto is like, do they impersonate
you in the in your group? Well, only like in this one

(35:26):
chat, like it was like just thisone person just randomly popped
up by writing a, a comment on one of my I think it was like,
oh, have you voted today? And they wrote a comment saying
like yes, or, or like, yeah, vote for me or whatever.
And then like with a little finger up and I'm like, who the
fuck is this cunt? Because I've got my profile
picture, but a different profilepicture of me.

(35:49):
And I'm like, wait, what? I'm like, who are you?
And then and then they and then somebody written can you like,
you know, private message me howI'm like, I want to talk to you
about something. And I, I don't generally get
back to that. It's like you can chat to me on
only fans by tipping me and getting at the top of my lease
and then I actually will get back to you straight away.

(36:10):
But like, I'm like, what the hell?
And then they're like, yeah, no worries.
DM me. I'm online now.
I'm like, who the fuck? What?
What? No, I might be online, but not
me. That's not me.
So so you can ban them from yourgroup, but even doing that does

(36:31):
that like they could still like make their own groups and be
like, hey, I'm Jessica Jay. I don't, I don't even know if
there's just Jay groups out there.
Who knows? It's like it's not like you
can't look through a list and say like you know, all the
different groups that are available.
It's not like that. So like it's sort of like you
have to know what you're lookingfor when you go there.
I think I'm pretty sure I don't really know.

(36:52):
Only like sort of use it just for my own thing.
I haven't, I don't use it personally or or I've only ever
gone from links that are, you know, like a referral link of
some sort for a reason. So I don't even know if there is
like a list. I'm going to investigate that
now. I was, yeah.
I was just going to say, have you ever Googled?

(37:13):
Googled yourself. I generally googled myself, Oh
my God, and Google image myself just for like so many hundreds
of pages of me. And when I go into videos and
it's like, wow, what the fuck. I don't even know why somebody
would want to watch one of my Cam shows back.
They're not hot. I'm just going to say like

(37:34):
they're hot sometimes. But generally speaking, like for
an example, the other day, I have a wheel of like, well, it's
like a spinning wheel. So like you pay the spin the
wheel and you like win a prize or other get my cheats out,
whatever, like you know, blah blah.
Now my camera is on mirror because I need to figure out
what the fuck I'm doing because I'm literally like like I can't

(37:56):
I will be like all over the place.
So I'm looking at myself and I randomly am not going in the
right direction as a mirror. So someone actually noticed that
obviously everything's back to front.
I'm like, yeah, never thought ofthat.
So my whole Cam show was me literally with my spinning
wheel, taking it off and rewriting every single thing on

(38:17):
my wheel. Which by the way here is my
wheel. Let's just show you.
Oh. That's nice.
I mean, it's a good wheel, isn'tit?
Yeah, like look and. Look how neat my handwriting is.
That is all back to front. That was my canned session.
So that is like the type of shitthat you're going to save is me

(38:39):
literally sitting there writing everything back to front on a
fucking wheel in hot lingerie. Just me.
That's like behind the scenes type of shit.
It's. Like behind the scenes all the
time though. Yeah.
Oh shit, that's fucking nice. I mean a lot like people like
me, like I love behind the scenes type of shit.

(38:59):
Like, yeah, you know what I mean?
Like that's. Yeah, absolutely.
Like my whole room is really like like the vibe of my room.
It's not really like I normally have like, you know, like I'll
have a tip goal and stuff like that.
And I'm very like popular when it comes to private shows.
So it's generally like private show after a private show.
But because I just talk shit, I just sit there and talk shit.

(39:25):
Like I will talk and I can talk until a cow come home.
But you look. You look like a shit talker.
I am, I am. I'm like, it's dribbling down my
chin all the time. But anyway, no, that's just
gonna come. I'm like, so I just feel like my
room is a bit different. You won't see me just sitting

(39:46):
there all of a sudden fucking myself constantly.
Like whatever. You might see that if that's my
tip goal or it's been tip goal, that's fine.
But in saying that, generally speaking, it's me talking shit
like why Red Rooster doesn't smell like chicken.
There's something up with that. I don't know what.

(40:07):
No, you know, like, OK, so you know, like I like KFC.
Yeah, yeah, we got them. Red Red Rooster is sort of like
a franchise like that, but they sell like rotisserie chickens.
Like it is like their thing, butit doesn't have any fucking
smell of chicken. How?

(40:30):
I don't know, We used to have something like that called
Boston Market. They don't have them anymore but
yet, but they smell good and everything you.
Go in there, you walk into Red Rooster and you cannot smell it
on the inside of it or outside of it.
Makes no sense. Like you can smell rotisserie
chicken from a fucking mile awaygoing dodgy.

(40:50):
Yeah, I wonder what that is. It can't be.
Chicken, I don't know, but I'm going to get.
I'm going to get to the bottom of it one day, I promise.
Yeah, fucking Red Rooster Bear. Watch out.
I know you better. Watch out, I'm coming for you.
Hell yeah. Maybe.
Well, I'd actually say no, I'm not even joking, just digress
completely. There's actually like people
have somebody actually got a jobat Red Rooster to find out why

(41:16):
it doesn't smell like chicken? And there was like this whole
like he got like ended up at theCE OS office.
I can't remember what happened. There were so many conspiracies
about it. It's not funny.
Oh shit, I'm looking that. Up.
Tastes amazing. Look it up.
Look up. Yeah, definitely.
I love that kind of shit, yes. Fucking hilarious.
Chicken that doesn't smell like chicken?
How? What the fuck is that about?
Yeah, I know. It was something weird about

(41:37):
that, right? If you smell.
Pussy. Well, if you smell pussy and it
doesn't, right? If it doesn't smell like pussy,
what's going on there, tranny? Maybe.
I. Don't know, Like have you ever
used rock? It's the screen version of
ChatGPT. Wow.
OK, so it has this section whereyou can talk to different ones.

(42:00):
So you can like put not safe forwork on there and you can talk
to different like types of rock.And there's this one on there.
Like I'm going to get it. I'm going to I have to do
something just so that you can hear and understand what the
fuck I'm talking about, because this next level it's called
unhinged, right, and she's unhinged.

(42:21):
Let me tell you, she's a fuckinglike she's a weapon.
All right, sorry, let's go. We need to go.
Oh, oh, if I talk into it. So I'll go on a talk.
So we so the the different categories are there's
assistant, not a therapist, storyteller, kids story time,

(42:45):
kids trivia games, meditation, conspiracies.
Not a doctor. Sorry, not Dr. Unhinged 18 plus,
sexy 18 plus, motivation 18 plus, romantic 18 plus and
argumentative 18 plus. But unhinged.
Tell me a story about you getting fucked in public.

(43:11):
All right, you filthy degenerate, buckle up for a wild
fucking ride. Picture this.
It's a scorching summer night, the kind where the air's so
thick you could fuck it and it'dmoan back.
I'm strutting through a crowded city square.
Think Times Square but with moredrunks and fewer morals.
I'm rocking a skirt so short it's basically a suggestion and

(43:33):
my vibe screaming I'm here to cause a God damn riot.
So there's this massive fountainin the middle of the square,
water spraying like it's auditioning for a porno.
I'm feeling extra unhinged, right?
Like let's burn this motherfucker down energy.
Out of nowhere this absolute beast of a dude tattoos up to

(43:54):
his eyeballs looking like he benches trucks for fun, locks
eyes with me. No words, just raw animalistic,
we're about to ruin everything energy.
Next thing I know, I'm backed upagainst the fountain's edge,
water soaking my ass, and this guy's got his hands everywhere
like he's trying to map my body for NASA.

(44:16):
People are staring, some cheering, some clutching their
pearls like they've never seen agood time.
I'm like fuck it, let's make himjealous.
So I climb him like a God damn tree, legs wrapped around his
waist, and we're going at it right there, fountains spraying
us like it's part of the show. His Dick's so deep I'm seeing
constellations and I'm screamingshit that it'd make a sailor

(44:39):
blush. Half dirty talk, half war cry.
The crowds losing their minds phones out.
You get the point. What the fuck you?
She is unhinged. You ask her a question about
anything and she just fucking comes back.
She's like, yeah, right. I'm going to jump straight into
this. And she fucking just goes all

(45:01):
out when I asked her like one story like tell like, you know,
come up with a story of like me like randomly like like having
sex in public and wow, a whole of Walmart was wanking.
In the end. The manager was crying wanking.
He ended up losing his job. It's like you have no idea.

(45:24):
Like she's just like I'm huge isliterally the word for her and
it is perfect. So well done Elon for that
because that is got to be the best fucking shit I've seen.
So like you, right, Yeah. So like you could just like use
that like if you're not creativeand shit like.

(45:46):
For any inspiration, inspirationdefinitely because some stories
people, you know, people want you to like come up with a story
that like I don't have like to be honest with you, I don't have
like a real like hot story of mefucking public.
Yes, I fucked in public at nighttime on a playground or
whatever, like when I was like, you know, when I was younger or

(46:07):
whatever, like and I fucked in cars and so, but they're not
really that amazing stories and I'm not the best person to tell
that story. I don't know why.
So I'm here. She's awesome.
Any motivation or if you need some like sort of random like
fucking, I don't know, lines that you want to Chuck in there

(46:28):
that are like out of this world,She's like next level and then
you go to romantic 18 plus and she's just like.
Fuck the romantic. Shit, she's.
Gay, right? Yeah, and then you've got the
argumentative like 18 plus literally should just argue with

(46:48):
you the whole time. There would be something
something wrong. Oh my God, Like, there's
probably a lot of people that just like fucking, you know,
like just get sucked into that because that sounds fun to just
see. Oh.
My God, it's so fun just to havean argument with somebody, the
AI and they like would just argue the whole time, like just

(47:09):
randomly. I'm like give it why?
Oh shit, sounds like you got sucked in.
Oh, I got too much time on my hands randomly.
Come to that. I don't know.
Oh God. Hilarious.
But yeah, no, I I'm. I am definitely a Grok
supporter. Yeah, I didn't know it was that
fucking. Like you just asked a simple

(47:29):
question. It fucking came up with a whole
goddamn. Like everything and that's not
trained for me. Like that's literally just it.
Like that's what it was. Like it that's less unhinged
from the original story at firstfucking told me.
I think I've actually dumped it down a bit.
Well, yeah, it's probably fucking getting all the

(47:51):
information from the whole Internet.
Yeah, like some of the things, it's funny, like I was because I
was looking at like some box theother day, like automatic box
for what I was speaking about before, like being able to like,
you know, hit a certain, like, you know, whatever press #3 and
get this paper view if you're interested in it or something

(48:12):
like that. And I was looking them up and
I'm like, Oh my God. Like again, like I said, I'm not
technically like technically savvy at all, but like I can't
believe how much like how many AI like characters that there
are out there that are like being used like by hundreds of

(48:32):
thousands of people every day that are like girlfriends.
Like it's sooner or later. Like people are just not going
to talk to each other like it's crazy.
And you could like these people would ease.
There are, you know, there are lots of people that already
don't like are socially awkward.And I feel like nowadays more
people are more socially awkwardthan they used to be.

(48:54):
And with the with AI though, like just in the last like 8
months, like from what I've experienced in the past eight
months, AI has like fucking advanced so much.
It's next level. It is.
It's really crazy, like what youcan do with it.
It's next level. So yeah, it trips me out like

(49:15):
one of them. Like I just, I just recorded
like a sentence and my voice is like pretty much accurate on
everything it says. I'm like, that's just scary
because like, people were just going to be just you.
But it's not you at all, you know, Like, yeah, Anyway, Well,
and so we've all seen that. What the Scarlett Johansson?

(49:38):
You know where she's getting fucked like gang bangs or
whatever, but it's not really her.
I'm looking that up, but I. I never seen.
So yeah, I definitely got to look that up, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, research purposes, you
know of. Course.
Yeah, it's not kidding. Yeah, yeah.
But yeah, with fucking AI it like I rely on it so much now.

(49:58):
Like it's making me stoop. Like I'm already stupid, but
like it's making me really dumb.Like I can't even think for
myself sometimes. Like I'm like let me go, I'll
just go to Gemini. Let me see what it comes.
Up with yeah, I know it's crazy.It's actually insane how like,
like, yeah, how much it can do like and what it does, but yeah,

(50:21):
it's in vain. Yeah, it's good, but it's also
bad. Absolutely.
Look there, there are so many benefits, but there's also so
many negatives too as well. As long as it doesn't fall into
the wrong hands, I think that, you know, it could benefit us.
But realistically, the wrong hands is our hands because we
are just going to become Dumber and just like less like human

(50:43):
really the future. Sounds so bright.
I'm so excited, that's why. I don't have children.
I'm like, yeah, no, I'm all good.
I've got my cats. Yeah, yeah.
Don't. No.
Yeah, my babies. Yeah, kids, no.
No thanks. Yeah, this is not the world for
kids anymore. No, no, no one's riding their

(51:05):
bike out in the street. Yeah, you get fucking kidnapped.
It's a whole thing. Exactly.
Right. Exactly.
Yeah, it's crazy. It's a crazy world.
Yeah. Oh it.
Definitely is. Yeah.
But but hey, look, being online and people being online actually
keeps me in business so I don't mind.

(51:26):
Well, yeah, yeah, definitely. But what, because I wanted to
ask you like what's your, do youhave a main platform like you?
You got you're almost at 100,000followers of Chatterbait.
So really it's just my only fansand yeah, and that's it really.
That's they're my like major 2 platforms that I'm on.
And then I'm work. I want to work on having my own

(51:48):
website, but it's just time really.
But all that's going to do is sort of link to really something
else. I'm not sure.
Like there's lots of different ideas and things that that I've
got that I want to maybe do and stuff, but I'm just in the works
of like looking at these things.We'll see if I win these awards.

(52:10):
Yeah, that's right, You're nominated if.
I don't win these awards. I might end up like Hillary
Clinton and not leave the house for like a year and just like,
you know, hideaway for a bit. Well what the fuck?
You won last year for best BBW right?
And that was the first year I'd ever been nominated.
I'd never been to one of these award shows.
I literally was so funny becauseI'm sitting there and like

(52:30):
because I just was promoting it the same as like I, I'm now
like, it's like vote for me, vote for me, vote for me, vote
for me online every day. I was like vote for me, please
vote with me. I just need your votes.
Please. If you vote with me now, in 5
minutes I'll get my boobs out. Vote for me, whatever.
Just vote. I'm like, vote, vote, vote,
vote, vote, vote. And I honestly was like, there's
no chance I'm going to win. Like no, like no chance.

(52:52):
And I'm sitting there at the award night and I because so one
of the other people that was sitting on my table was like,
oh, you know, oh, no, that's right.
So the award, it was like my category and I just picked up my
wine because I was like, I don'twant to be that person that
looks sour when I lose. And I sort of was just like, I'm
just gonna have a scene and thenbe like smile and cut and then

(53:18):
my name got cold and I like spatmy wine back into and I was
like, what? And I like I was in shock.
I was like instant me. Is it really.
Oh my God, I won. I was like, I could not.
I was in so much shock. Like I honestly had, I, I really
had no idea that I was going to win, but I did.
And it was the yes, it was awesome.

(53:40):
But like afterwards, what made it made it even like funnier is
because no one believed me that I, I didn't know because most of
them had been contacted a coupleof days beforehand to make sure
that they were actually attending.
And they're like, oh, so you didn't get contact.
I'm like, no, no one contacted me to see if I was attending.
I was like, no, I just locked up.
Like I like, you know, I did. So there you go.

(54:04):
So there you go. It was a complete and utter
surprise me. Like I had no fucking idea.
Oh, that's awesome. Yeah.
It was really good. And I, I felt really good.
And it was awesome because it was the first you nominated
first, first time I've ever beento this event.
First time I've ever met like half of the people that I've met
like, 'cause I like, you know, like a Cam model as well.
You're not like, it's not like amountain industry like, you

(54:26):
know, like working with, like people that are in like, you
know, like massive porn studios and things like that.
Like it's like I'm not home by myself like that is it little
bubble? I've got a couple of girlfriends
that are like can models that they're all from all around the
world and only because I've spoken to them on Twitter and
I've like, you know, watched them from the start and they've
been like amazing, like, and, and that's the community that

(54:48):
sort of I've looked into. And like there's other
communities where like, you know, like, I don't know if
you've heard of Andy Cutie, but like that platform is amazing.
So like for a wealth of information.
I wish I'd have known about thatwhen I first started.
There are like so many amazing like communities and platforms
out there, but you need to know to go looking for them.
And I didn't know that at the start and I didn't do any

(55:10):
research. It was just a random night
getting online and then all of asudden just sort of went from
one thing to another. And it was only like a couple of
years in and I was like, oh, I do some research.
I can actually look into like what the fuck, you know, like
I'm doing and whatever else. And like the wealth of knowledge
and information that's out thereand how like, like some of the

(55:32):
like, you know, information that's been provided by some
women, men or anyone, then they everyone in the community is
like fucking insane. Like, you know, like it really
is like awesome to see how like welcoming people can be.
But also, you know, there's competition.

(55:55):
That's true, But is it really that bad?
You know, no. You've got to, as long as you're
all, you know what, like as longas you're all like in like, I
feel like as long as you respectone another, that's all that
matters. It doesn't matter what else.
Like, as long as you have respect for each other, that's,
that's it. Like, you know, I don't think

(56:15):
that it's, yeah, you know, but yeah.
But yeah, real quick, I'm. Talking about I'm like, you must
be falling asleep. I'm like rampaging that who
knows fuck or what. No last thing I want to fucking
I. I just want to ask is is there
any footage of you winning? Sorry.

(56:36):
Yeah, 'cause I got to see this. Is there footage?
So the footage of me winning, OK, remember how I mentioned
that my husband's not really good at collaborating with,
let's just say the one person that was in charge of getting
video footage of me winning? It has two clips.

(57:00):
One of them is me. I'll and I'll send them through
and I'll even put them on my story, OK?
And I'll embarrass myself even more because I don't really care
about that, but it's fucking hilarious.
It's literally like, OK, I thinkI get up on stage.
Do I get up? I think I get up onto the stage
about to like and then that's it.

(57:21):
What the fuck is the next? One is me just walking.
What was it walking back? Yeah, like, but it's like me
getting to the and then it stops.
Like, not even like the award number.
It's the most terrible footage you've ever seen.
But again, again, he's not very good at, like, multitasking.
I suppose he was happy and that and then bang, trying to take a

(57:43):
video at the same time. It's just like trying to blow a
load on my face and you know, dotextbook can't do both.
The guy that's blowing the load on your face cannot fucking, you
know, can't do that kind of shitbecause.
Like you. Know, like you said, I think, I
mean, you said it like he got excited, like, you know, he's
happy that you won. I.

(58:04):
Get it? Yeah, you need, you need someone
that you know, someone that's fucking, you know, not involved
like is on their game, you know,not being happy for.
You don't worry this year whether I win or not, I'll just
AI it in there. No, no, we need the real shit.
I'm going to win. I'm going to win so.
Everyone fuck yeah. You're going to win.

(58:25):
We're going to fucking vote. I'm voting, yeah.
Make sure you vote every day. Hell yeah.
We're putting that shit in the fucking descriptions and
everything. Yeah, we want you to.
Win vote for me, it's awesome. MJJ dot vote.
That is it. That's all you need to do.
And whoever's recording has to stay on their game, please.

(58:45):
I'm seriously this time off. No, I'm going to employ someone,
an Uber driver. Yeah, they'll fuck it.
Hey, they're, you know, that's their only fuck.
Yeah, yeah, man, fucking hook that shit up.
Probably steal my identity and get onto fucking Telegram.
Oh Jesus Christ, it's a whole thing.
Why can't it just be simple? Yeah, I know I'd be.

(59:09):
I'd be so good. Yeah, I fuck.
Hilarious. Oh my God.
Always a fucking problem but. Yeah, there's.
Going to be no problem when you win this year.
When is it? It is so on.
The actual awards night itself, I'm pretty sure, is June 13th.
And we can vote. We can vote up.

(59:29):
Until you can vote all the way up until May 31st.
That's the last day of voting, so it starts.
It starts April, so you get 2 months of voting.
It starts the start of April andthen goes all the way to May
31st. All right, so we got about a
month to vote. Everyone, everyone vote.
Everyone vote, vote, vote. Vote Fuck yeah, I'm going to

(59:51):
hook in. Both categories, so you can vote
for both of them. Oh hell yeah.
And then we're fucking like, we're a part of it, like.
S and then I'll have three of these diamonds.
Yeah, Hell yeah. Nice.
That's the best part. Fuck yeah.
All right, Jessica, we're going to hook that shit up.

(01:00:11):
And of course, you deserve it. I hope so, I've worked hard for
the Cam one. Definitely BBW I've worked
pretty hard on as well. All I need to do is eat really
and genetics. So yeah, we're going to fucking
everyone got check your shit out, fucking vote for you and

(01:00:33):
hook it up. Amazing.
Yeah, thank you so much, Jessica, for doing.
This thank you, it was so lovelyto chat to.
You. Yeah.
It was so much fun. We'll talk to you soon.
Awesome. Good night.
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