Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight Podcast
đď¸ Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight Podcast Where Killers Reign Supreme đ Survivors, prepare to be triggered. The Toxic Teacher and the gloriously unhinged Nicky "Noodle Arms" A.I. Dente are here to unleash hell on the Dead by Daylight community. If you're a whiny Survivor main who cries about "balance," this ain't the podcast for you. đĽ We're serving up a toxic cocktail of: Killer main rants that'll make you cackle with glee (or cry if you're a Survivor main, lol) AI-generated insanity courtesy of Nicky "Noodle Arms" (who may or may not be plotting world domination) Sound effects that'll make your ears bleed (but in a good way... maybe?) ADHD-fueled tangents that'll leave you wondering what the hell we're talking about (but hey, that's half the fun!) đ˘ Join us as we descend into the depths of depravity, where slugging, camping, and tunneling are celebrated as high art. We'll also be dissecting strategies, builds, and the latest Dead by Daylight news, all with a healthy dose of sarcasm and dark humor. So grab your Mori, embrace the salt, and let's make some Survivors rage quit! đ đ§ Catch the madness at: https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher
Episodes
 Welcome to Episode 57 of Camping Them Softly, the only Dead by Daylight podcast brave enough to pit a spaghetti-fueled mobster AI against survivors, soundboards, and Southern-fried war crimes.
This week?
 We take you to Wentzville, Missouriâwhere Nicky âNoodle Armsâ A.I. Dente entered an illegal underground Fog tournament hosted behind a Waffle House, Victor dropped a mixtape, and Bruno âThe Basementâ Bolognese rapped himself i...
Ay Yo! Welcome to Episode 56 of Camping Them Softlyâthe Dead by Daylight podcast that gives zero fucks and even less patience. This week, your host The Toxic Teacher goes nuclear over the absolute clown fiesta of a crossover: Five Nights at Freddyâs in Dead by Daylight. Kids' party horror in the Fog? Not on our goddamn watch.
Expect a full-blown meltdown on why animatronic mascots belong in Chuck E. Cheeseânot crawling around t...
Ay yo. BHVR just dropped patch 9.0.0 like a microwaved meatball sub and called it innovation.
Toxicâs out here soundinâ like he gargled sandpaper after four flights, but we still tear through every note of this janky-ass Public Test Build. âGoing Nextâ penalties? I rate âem a 9. Spawning tweaks? Trash. Bloodweb automation? Finally. And donât get me started on Claudettes who treat gamma sliders like goddamn therapy.
Thenâthenâthe fuck...
This week on Camping Them Softly, Dead by Daylightâs least favorite podcast goes absolutely nuclear on the return of DBDâs 2v8 mode. Toxic is stuck screaming into the void while survivors abandon gens faster than Nickyâs dignity vanished in the Dominican Republic.
Speaking of disastersâBHVR thinks letting players "Choose Your Own Chapter" is a good idea, which is like giving matches to arsonists and saying, "Surprise ...
Anthony. Anthony?! ANTHONY!!
The name echoes through Episode 53 like a haunted soundboard in hell. Welcome back to Camping Them Softly, the most unhinged Dead by Daylight podcast this side of the Entityâs basement.
This week, Toxic completely loses his mind attempting to read an AI-generated 13-page Five Nights at Freddyâs lore dissertationâlive on air. Meanwhile, Nicky A.I. Dente launches a digital mafia plot to hijack BHVRâs ...
Camping Them Softly is back after a oneâweek hiatus, louder (and smellier) than ever. In this 90âminute Killerâmain rampage, ToxicTeacher fires up the soundboard, Nicky A.I. Dente brings the pastaâfueled rage, and together they blitz through:
Welcome to the podcast apocalypse, folksâCamping Them Softly might just be the last active Dead by Daylight podcast on earth (according to very scientific, mid-episode Googling). And guess what? Weâre not using this power for good. This week, The Toxic Teacher rides solo into absolute chaos, declares podcast war, announces a new season without planning it, and celebrates our biggest download day ever with the kind of self-congratul...
Itâs Episode 50, baby! The big one. And this one drops harder than a survivor main after their Boon: Exponential fizzles out mid-crawl.
The Toxic Teacher kicks things off with a blood-soaked retrospectiveâcelebrating over a year of carnage, controversy, and culturally offensive build choices in Dead by Daylight. He breaks down the 8.7.0 PTB with surgical malice, roasts the âFortnite-assâ quest system, and delivers a heatstroke-induc...
The new killer is out, and the community is absolutely hemorrhaging sanity. Dead by Daylight has unleashed Kenneth "The Ghoul" Karnacki, and itâs nothing short of a fog-fueled reckoning. Survivors? Melting. Devs? Ducking. Killers? Standing victorious on 4Ks like it's a fucking Roman coliseum.
This week, The Toxic Teacher returns from a NYC sabbatical (which he describes as âGhostface energy with ratsâ) to rip through ...
Sexist Content Creators, Rants Against Racism & Build-A-Fking-Bear Surveys - Dead by Daylight Ep. 48
This week on Camping Them Softly, The Toxic Teacher goes full DEFCON 1 on the DBD community. Weâre talking racist survivor mains, sexist tournament clowns, and a Twitter post so offensively stupid it compared killers to Israel and survivors to Palestine. And somehowâsomehowâthatâs not even the dumbest part.
Also on deck: BHVRâs âDesign Previewâ surveys get roasted like a spaghetti Western, Nicky AI Dente drops a Trickster rework so ...
This episode is nearly 2 hours of STUPID!
Let's look at Kenneth Karnacki (aka Ken Kaneki), half-nerd, half-ghoul who gets nearly killed by a dude named Jason. We also discuss his perks and potential synergy (some, but not a lot).
Get ready for:
12 killer nerfs and survivor buffs: We dissect the latest bullsh*t.
4 wild moments while stealing a large machine: mayhem in South Carolina.
7,000 anime trops that I can't stand.
AND...
1...
This week, we figure out 8.6.0 is going to SUCK for Dead by Daylight K mains! Also we talk to Nicky and he teaches us about pool parties!
This episode features:
2 pool technicians!
12 Killer nerfs!
8 Survivor buffs!
50+ chaotic moments!
3 bold predictions that survivor mains won't be able to handle!
27 seconds - teaser of a rock opera in progress!
Whether you're a killer main feeling the pain of another nerf-heavy patch or simply...
This epiosde is Part 2 of our Sh*tty Survivor Deep dive in Dead by Daylight with SABLE WARD (ew!).
We dissect the lore, gameplay, stupid perks, and how useless players typically are who pick her!
 This episode features:
Sable Ward Exposed â Lore, gameplay, and why people pick her (and suck!)
Killer Main Struggles â How BHVR continues to punish us while survivors get buffed into godhood.
Post-Covid DBD Playerbase Shift â H...
In episode 44, we discuss how "Quality of Life" probably means "keep it imbalanced and make killers miserable".
Festivities include:
⢠Anti-Killer Nerfs: Fixing hit validation UI bugs so the game finally stops running like itâs powered by a dying hamsterâbut donât expect any real balance for killer mains.
⢠The Anti-Italian Agenda: Whereâs our ghostface with a pinstripe suit? BHVRâs half-assed cosmetic fixes o...
This episode includes:
Spaghetti with butter? GROSS!
A BIG METAL TOWER? EW!
Survivor complaints! Too many to count!
AND ONE EPIC SONG FROM AN UPCOMING ROCK OPERA!
Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?)
Check me out everywhere!
https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher
In this episode, you'll hear some Dead by Daylight stuff, and also garbage!
Festivities include:
- 2 outrageous patch rants that leave no survivor unscathed.
- 4 wild Italian New Year traditions that defy logic and common sense.
- 7 hysterical survivor rankings that pinpoint exactly who deserves the worst.
- 1 epic Nagoya phone fiasco that ties the madness together.
Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main a...
Some Dead by Daylight talk, but a lot of other crap.
Festivities include:
- 1 Record-Breaking Moment: We celebrate our fastest downloaded episode everâthanks to you, our loyal listeners!
- 4 Flashlight Fiascos: A wild rant on how Chaos Shuffleâs quartet of flashlights leaves killers completely exposed.
- 3 Killer Insights: Deep-diving into match-making mysteries and survivor perk conspiracies (with a special focus on Kindredâs puzzling i...
This episode features:
One severely hyped up host
2 good challenge ideas!
Over 20 F*cks
Quite a few sh*ts
One reference to Steve Jobs and SATAN!
AND 3 AMAZING AI songs!
Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?)
Check me out everywhere!
https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher
This episode includes:
1 cup of marinara
2 of the best AI songs ever created
Approximately 27 airhorn blasts
A few thank yous
AND A HOST WHO MIGHT BE A PSYCHIC!
Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?)
Check me out everywhere!
https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher
Almost at a year! This episode features:
1 game shutdown
Less than 1 Nicky appearance :(
100 billion survey questions
23 repeated survey questions
And THE FIRST SONG OF THE ROCK OPERA!
Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?)
Check me out everywhere!
https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher
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