April 29, 2025 • 33 mins
In this episode of Cannabis School, Brandon and Jesse take a hit of Clementine — a citrusy, sativa-dominant strain known for its mood-lifting energy and functional high. We dive into how it tastes, what it feels like, and whether it’s the right pick for your morning sesh or creative spark. Whether you’re an early riser or just love a good orange zest, Clementine delivers a clean, cerebral vibe with a side of sunshine.
The origins and terpene profile of Clementine
How this strain compares to others like Tangie or Lemon Haze
Ideal times to use Clementine (spoiler: mornings or midday hustle)
How it affects energy, creativity, and stress relief
Why some love it for social anxiety and others for that “get sh*t done” feeling
Type: Sativa-dominant hybrid
Lineage: Tangie × Lemon Skunk
THC: Typically around 17–22%
Effects: Uplifted, energetic, focused
Flavors: Citrus, sweet orange, earthy
Best For: Daytime use, creative work, mood boost
Potential Side Effects: Dry mouth, dry eyes, mild anxiety in high doses
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(00:03):
Welcome to Cannabis School. I'm your host, Jesse Angeles.
And I'm Brandon Elder. And we're here to talk to you
about everything pertaining to cannabis from vape, flower,
edibles, strains, and everythingin between.
All right, kids. So today we've got a very
(00:26):
awesome stray. This is Clementine, right?
It is Clementine. And it's really good.
So we're doing it and now awesome it this is a this is a
dis well. Now it's.
It is a live resin. It's a live resin and.
Cannabis derived terps. What's been really cool about
this is we had another one. It just didn't do very well.
(00:46):
Yeah, it was. It was probably more dirty disty
than most of The Dirty disties you can get in a Dyspo.
Yeah, but. Say that five times fast.
Right. But what, what they had said as
well was that they with the newer hardware, it's all
computer programmed and it was programmed hotter.
And so it was like, yeah, that would make sense if you were
coughing if it was doing that. Cause especially with dirty
(01:09):
disties you notice that a lot more with not having that
temperature control. Oh, especially with those.
Yeah, that's why you should never blink your disties.
You know. The coils just turn it dark
brown. Let's even I saw this person
doing a gravity bong with a water bottle and a pen like a 5
ton thread and I'm like, well, but the problem is is you're
(01:29):
probably either creating a blinker to do that or multiple
blinkers to fill it like that. Doesn't it's kind of like the
Zenko duo. You know, you're burning that
atomizer and just really to concentrate in that just tastes
like shit. Well, that's why flour didn't
taste good. That's why dab didn't taste good
in that thing. It because of that platform they
have it's not it's not your typical ceramic bowl that your
(01:52):
bangers that you can use and it's this like flat, very light
and. Coiled.
Cat tongue, Yeah, it's like a cat tongue feel.
It's really spiny. I.
Thought it was. I've had those.
Coil. Oh, the Zenko duo, I thought,
was that? Zenko Duo, yeah, but then the
other one, the cheaper version that we got.
Oh, what was that one that they sent out?
It was something. Tron.
(02:13):
We'll call it Megatron. Yeah, something Tron.
It's Megatron. Yeah, Megatron.
Megatron. Metatron with wings.
But yeah dude, it was it just, Idon't know, the last one was
just so much harder to but this one, one of the things has been
great. The flavor profile has been
amazing on this. Like, you know, one of the
(02:33):
things that you really get is when you get an actual live
resin disti. Well, I don't call them but
little disti because I they're in the tube.
But when you get a live resin extract.
I resin cart. Dude they're so good because you
can taste the actual meaning behind it when you get like this
one with Clementine. They're slight citrus, hints of
(02:53):
orange, slight orange. It's.
Tangy and lemon skunk. Oh dude is the strains that
Clementine I? Love lemon skunk?
Great, I like Tangy too. Oh yeah, both of those are
fantastic strains. I.
Tangy is a really popular one within edibles carts.
I don't see a lot of flour though.
It's been ages. Honestly, the last orangey kind
(03:16):
of one that I remember having was Orange Florida.
Florida oranges. Florida oranges.
Or orange Florida it was. I'm sorry.
Damn, it caught me. It was the most like orange
citrusy flavor, but it was a live rosin from Montana and it
(03:38):
had amazing flavors, but it was.See, that's one of the great
things is that where where you're at geographically, like
really pay attention to the to the terpenes and all that one.
And then if you visit somewhere else, which in the future we
will be doing that. And that would be so great to be
able to compare and contrast based on geographically, you
know, be a crazy one. And it'd only be like if there
(04:01):
was no war there, which is impossible.
But to go to Afghanistan and seethe weed that they got out
there? Oh yeah, I can only imagine they
have a really fantastic stuff because I'm sure Afghan Kush
comes somewhere from out in thatarea.
It comes from the Indus Valley, like, and that's where indica
comes from. And that's so, but dude, it's
been used for so long. Like, I could only imagine,
(04:22):
like, I don't know, I, I think that the flavor profiles would
be so much more robust. Yeah, the smells would be that
stronger. Trichromes would be stronger in
the in the purest sense because again it goes back to it's not
so much on percentage, it's based on on cannabinoids and
terpenes. And everything right grew in its
original region, and it's like original climate.
(04:43):
Would it be the best form of that version?
Well, in the elevation too, because I know that that changes
the not only like the profile ofwhat you'll have, but also the
physical characteristics of the plant because it's it's adapting
to the soil. And that's what's really
important. It's like getting real super
high grade craft weed like that guy we had on the podcast Nick,
(05:06):
where I mean, I still would loveto see that stuff growing weed.
Oh damn, yeah, I don't. Know what's?
Going It still gets a little tickled way down here sometimes.
OK I was making sure because I've I've been smoking my bong
lately and. I just figured it's I got a
strain on that. It's not bad.
This one supposedly won the 2015High Times Cup second place in
(05:28):
Michigan. So is this an indica leaning
hybrid or? Sativa leaning.
Hybrid. I was about to ask that because
I feel great but I also feel slightly sedated and the live
resins always kind of hit me a little bit heavier in the body.
Yeah, it's a very. So this is supposed to be
euphoric, happy, focused. Oh I love this.
I'm like very relaxed uplift. It's a fantastic strain.
(05:50):
Last night I had Strawberry Shortcake in the edible form in
those sugar highs. Okay.
Not a good idea at night. It's a sativa leaning hybrid.
Okay, and I ended up getting really antsy and my brain would
not turn off. Did you smoke something
different to kind of? Yeah, I did.
So one of the best strains that I found in My Portfolio is
(06:13):
Durbin Poison is a great neutralizer.
OK, if you are just not enjoyingthe feeling that you're feeling.
It's so middle of the road, moresativa leaning, but it's not as
like heart race inducing like I can feel.
Clementine is very a caffeinatedfeel right now.
My body feels like relaxed, yeah, but my brain is very alert
(06:36):
and it almost makes me feel likeantsy.
It was funny. My mom watched our episode with
Amber and she's like, dude, yourfoot is going nuts.
And I'm like, Yep. And the reason why is because
ADHD. Here's my theory on ADHD.
It's a primal instinct that those people have.
There are farmers and then thereare hunters, and hunters are
(06:58):
constantly moving, like the onlytime that I used to.
Twitch my foot. I still do sometimes, but I used
to do it way more. No, I am.
I am locked in. I'm always looking.
Even when I have, I mean often on the show, if I have a lighter
in my hand or a pen in my head, I'll spin it.
I flip it around, I move it. I just.
(07:18):
You dude, you could tell this strange it.
If I have a sativa my foot goes nuts.
When I have an indica it's not as bad.
The only time that I'm at fidgety is when I need to be on
point. When I worked pretty much as
security for the state hospital for 10 years, I did never
fidget. I was on point in training
martial arts. I never lose focus.
(07:39):
I'm there, I'm working. If I'm rolling on the mat, if
I'm sparring, if I'm doing something, I am there.
I never get bored. But when I'm in a bored state,
my mind's like scanning and my body's like, Are you ready?
Because we're ready. We'll go right now.
Just let me know. We'll do it.
And that's how it feels. And last night at 2:00 in the
(07:59):
morning, let's go. Let's do things.
You want to do this? Hey, here's a good idea.
Why don't we talk about it with Chad?
No, that'll keep me up longer. Interesting.
Yeah. So I was like, I smoked a bunch
of Durban poison and then I fellasleep around 2:30.
But the shitty thing is like, and that's again, too, like with
live resins are the closest to I'm OK still, but the live
(08:22):
resins are the closest to like wax too.
And that's the other thing too. What's great about something
like this that opposed to what Ihave?
So I have my little squeeze box the the honey stick.
Right, concentrate in. And I just don't like the feel
of concentrates on it. I've tried multiple different
temperatures. It is a good, hey, we're going
(08:44):
to go out, go to the movies and we want to be a little high.
Let's take this because I'm justnot in Depends totally get it.
I think it's a great alternative.
I don't cough. With.
OK, my honey stick. Yeah, ever.
I wonder if it's better with like the purest purest like live
rosins and that. Like the ones where you put into
the banger and when you go to clean it out it's gone.
(09:06):
Yeah, like that. Oh, I.
Love those so. That's what I'm wondering if
those would be the best for thattype of device because I noticed
that depending on the concentrate, even when I had the
one that was oh God, wow. I kind of think diamonds with
sauce. When I had that one, I put that
in there and I noticed that the sauce would disappear real fast,
and then the diamonds. I'd have to adjust the
(09:27):
temperature range in order to even get that to melt, but
that's cool. Like you've got to go.
I I would do the same thing withsauce with diamonds because I
would have to go through multiple sessions.
Yeah. And then I had to charge my E
rig because I was just like. But it was great because the
flavors stayed. Yeah, this one really surprised
(09:48):
me. It's said that it may relieve
bipolar disorder. That's pretty strong claim.
Yeah, that's that's one of the main like their very first thing
listed on here is bipolar disorder and then chronic pain
and then depression, fatigue. You know what I like?
They changed here. The trees.
Oh, it's because it's the. That one I know, but I love the
(10:09):
the idea behind the trees. Like this whole design is really
it's it's better. I like it's black.
Yeah, it's less, is less conspicuous.
Well, the higher end ones are just that.
So the higher end ones they design with the pine trees
because the name is pine trees and these pine trees, terpenes
and stuff like cannabis derived.So it's just a different.
(10:30):
It's just different. It's a different type of dry
mouth too. It doesn't hit you in the mouth,
it hit you in the throat, which is really straight.
I wonder if it's a citrusy like that, really citrusy milk,
because mine's way down here, like at the base of my throat
and stuff, and I'm. Like right here.
But that's cool. Now this is the great part
(10:51):
about. So what would be a quick way to
be able to do that to kind of alleviate that one?
That's something I've actually been doing more.
I like to smoke a good amount before I go to the gym,
especially if it's like a reallyhard leg day.
I'm hitting an indica because I want the pain relief.
Now. It's been a catch 22 since I
started on testosterone. I've been way stronger like when
(11:12):
I was a little when I was a 21 year old kid.
But the crazier thing is that when I have the weed in me, it's
like I got super, super steroidsor something like that because I
I just go and my mind is able to.
The reason why I love using cannabis when I work out is
'cause I can focus more. I move slower and more focused
(11:33):
and more than 10. Yeah.
And I don't time my time up. I have to be 30 seconds before
my my body's ready when my body's ready.
And I, it's like way more intentional on my workout and I
it's more intense. Yeah, it's like.
Sex. It's like sex.
If you're really fucking hot, like you can't just be buzzed,
you got to be high. And when you're high and you
(11:53):
have sex? Nothing exists outside of that
moment. You're tired the next day, even
though you got 8 hours, 9 hours of sleep, you're just like,
that's the best. And that's why it like like when
you're getting it. And that's why I would always
stress that guys like, I mean, for Brandon and I were like
dirty disti. That's cool.
I mean, I mean, it will even need a hot dog from Costco.
(12:14):
I'm not a I'm not above that. It mean it it's not my favorite.
It's not my favorite. But if I had like $2.00 and I
need to get a meal, I'm going toCostco.
That's probably a good, good idea.
You get a big hot dog, you get adrink.
Why not right? That's disties, though, I I dare
say like if, if you have the opportunity and it know it's
(12:36):
going to be a little bit more expensive in your in your dispo,
your plug may be able to help you out.
I know that ours do, but I really recommend by making sure
that you get a live resin. It just it it lasts longer.
I feel better. Yeah.
And I feel less icky. Yes.
Did you notice? That because it's not.
It's not as synthetic. You don't get the most.
(12:56):
Most disties have plant derived herbs and plant derived herbs,
well they're so close and that the effect is still not quite.
And again, most disties when youdistill down everything and
remove, you remove so much of the plant so you don't get the
same entourage effect that you would because you're having a
(13:17):
distilled product. Dude, it's like in that episode
that we had where we smoked thatJ Oh man, I felt great for four
hours. You know, it was sad.
I actually tried AJ yesterday because I was like, oh man, got
some time. I did my lawn stuff.
I'm, you know, I'm going to sit out back and and smoke AJ and I
pulled out my happy camper 'cause I thought, you know, I'm
(13:39):
going to use the carbon filter that I have and just do it
through there. Soon smooth, less heat it.
Was incredibly smooth. Did.
You freeze at first. No, but I didn't feel like I was
as high. But then I also was talking it
out with Emily last night and was like, oh, maybe it's because
I started wedding the garden. And so I didn't sit and puff it
the whole time. I set it down, let it burn out,
(13:59):
came back to it, let it again. But I so then I was like, I
mean, it was nice and I got, youknow, half the garden weeded.
But at the same time, I I was like, Oh, it didn't feel quite
the same as even when we were just on the episode, sitting,
puffing, passing it back and forth.
That's fucking funny, dude. So for more efficient use, I
should have sat down, puffed thewhole thing and then done my
(14:22):
gardening. I.
Did I mean the way that I? You garden before you garden.
The way you talk about smoking weed in that in that situation
is like watching an ADD kid, little kid like eat a meal, like
you put chicken Nuggets. He's like, I'm running around do
stuff, come back, eat kind of A and I I I kept like when you
(14:42):
said that it made me cringe because I'm just like, no, dude,
you can't do that. The cannabis needs your
attention. I love that the cannabis needs
your time and attention. Yeah, dude, don't, don't, don't
give it a little bit because I, I am like.
It's the intent, like if I sat. There.
That, but it was I was doing toomuch at the same time I was
listening to an audio book. I was doing that.
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And then I'm like, Oh, I can start wedding.
I'll do this. And then it was just like a
continuous, you know, I had all of these To Do List things.
And I was like, Oh, I'm going todo all this.
And the joint was just, hey, I'mgoing to do this.
And then my mind was like, wait,but what about this and this?
And so then I just started doingand sometimes I just need to go,
hey, sit down, chilled, fuck out, smoke this joint.
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And that's truly what it is like.
Every time I feel like I got a hurry I I creamed out.
Creamed you creamed out. Oh my God.
How do you need to change a pan?You know what I would say edit
that out. But that's got to stay.
All right? So I cleaned out my MJ arsenal.
I got some big separates. Got Zach and you know also too
like real quick do you guys and cleaning your glass.
(15:47):
It's like $13 for a fucking likewhat?
Gallon, Gallon and 1/2. Or 1.5 gallon.
It is and you will not go through it as much as you think
you are. Plus the way that I sold it on
my wife, it's great for cleaningglass top stove.
It works for doing really you use your glass top.
What I did is I dilute it half and half in a spray bottle.
(16:09):
And that doesn't fuck up the glass.
Top. Not at all, not at all.
Won't because it's not abrasive and and I sprayed it on because
it's so hard to clean that from grease.
Yeah, I, I. You should see my fucking.
Stove things and. I clean and this is this is a
high thought. I'm like, I wonder if like,
'cause you know, the black, the back splash of your it, it,
(16:30):
well, yours is open. Mine is like it's got a wall and
then this stupid fucking shelf and then a gay ass thing up on
top for a microwave. It's old school house so I'm
like all of the backsplash grease dude I sprayed on a
paper. Towel.
Yeah, that would. Wipe it off and it was dry to
the touch after. So I was like, this is the best.
(16:52):
I just told my wife, I'm like, if something's not coming out,
use that. I actually have.
It's been probably at least a year since I bought it because
I've been using 99% ISO because George Jetson you can't use ZAP
or any other soap or cleaner. So I've strictly stuck with ISO
just for that. And because of that I don't I
(17:14):
don't really clean any other glass and I figure like the
Venti and stuff that I clean like that is also probably
really good with ISO. No only.
On your air vapes OK? No, I only use ISO.
Yeah, and the only reason why isbecause of one.
I used 90% or or higher. If I can get 99% I'll do it
(17:36):
because it drives super fast. I go on Amazon there is this one
I'll put the link below. It's literally like 78 bucks for
a big thing of it. Yeah, I got some of the and.
It's 99%. I got one of those during the
pandemic and it cost me $30. Oh yeah, that was such.
Remember that. Bullshit.
Yeah, it was insane, but. No, I used it because I do a lot
(17:56):
of a small electronic repair. And when you clean, like most of
the time, what I've learned is that if you just clean it, it'll
work. Like I will tell you by that
time where my son, I think it was Max and Max was like 5 or so
or no, it was the twins. They were like 3 or 4.
One of them just took a glass ofwater and poured it right on her
(18:17):
Mac. It was closed, but still.
Yeah. And then when she got it, I came
home and she was bawling. She's like, I turned it on.
It stayed on for a little bit, and it shut off.
I'm like, what happened? She told me I'm like, all right.
So I started going through Google, and then I find a form
on Reddit. And then I was like, oh, cool.
So I got a really soft toothbrush, some 99% ISO, opened
(18:42):
it up to the motherboard. Just.
Scrubbed it on the motherboard. Yeah, dried it off with the
Microsoft Kleiber and do that thing still works today.
It can't do shit. That thing still works, and it
still runs really well. The only thing that bad about
that MacBook, it's too old. It can't update anymore.
Even mine's getting to that point where I can't update it.
No, I can't update it anymore. Oh no.
(19:03):
Yeah, my 2015 MacBook. Air, Air.
Yeah, it's. But The thing is is I only use
it for writing so. It's not a big.
Deal. It's not a big deal.
We we were trying to do taxes orwhatever we could and we
couldn't do it on my Mac. It's like, oh you need to have
this. OS Yep, and I'm like.
(19:24):
Fuck, so I had to go downstairs to my son's gaming.
One to do it. Yeah, 'cause I mean, it'll work
on Windows. Oh yeah, it doesn't matter what
windows it's running on, it'll fucking work.
But now I was just like downsideof Apple, whatever.
But then I was just like, yeah, but my system is old and I was
just like, I, I mean, it's so old that I can't leave it on
the, I can't leave it off the charger longer than 1/2 hour or
(19:46):
I got to put it back here. But I've worked on it.
I've replaced the fan, I've replaced battery.
But it's just like, I love that it lasts so long.
That's why I won't change out myiPhone because it or it still
works. It's a little slower.
It's not my favorite on some things.
But I don't care. It still runs.
(20:06):
None of my androids would last longer than a year, none of them
they. 'D all go so slow.
Like what the crap? And then you get the guys over
there going, well, you know why it's not working?
Because you are not refreshing. And I'm like, I don't want to
fucking do all that shit. But I would even go through and
clear stuff and do that and get the apps and it would still be
(20:28):
slower. I tried to open the app or open
the camera and something it'd belike, and I'm sitting there
twiddling my thumbs going, all right, come on, Grandma, we can
get there. That's what I like.
Do you remember the Note? The Samsung Note?
I used to love that thing. I was I never liked after the
first Android I had I went straight back to Apple because I
(20:48):
realized holy shit. Even though the even though the
hardware is better, it doesn't work as seamlessly, it doesn't
work as fast, it doesn't work assmooth.
In fact, my iPhone would work better even after a year or two
than my brother's Android or something after 3-4 months.
And I'm like. Cool the the shittiest thing
(21:10):
about my phone right now is the memory space.
Like if I had more memory I'd befine.
That's the thing I hate Apple doesn't do on their phones.
Upgradeable memory. Yeah, that's bullshit.
Sims thought that you could do it.
Yeah. That's fucked up, but I get it.
Everybody's trying to make a buck, but.
Well, and now they force everyone, you know, they're
like, oh, you can do it on the cloud and get cloud storage, but
then you're paying subscription every single month versus
(21:33):
putting a memory card that's a one time purchase.
And I had to upgrade my Apple one.
But it's not a crazy price. But if you think about it, if
millions of people are doing it,no wonder why Apple's making so
much fucking money. And your iCloud stuff, dude, it
is on default, is built into theOS to suddenly ask you to
upgrade. It's not online, it's built into
(21:53):
the OS. Cuz my dad's like, I don't know
why they keep telling me this. And I look at his phone and he's
got like total of like 83.4 gig of storage and he's used a total
of 5. Yep.
I'm like, yeah, it's dumb, funny, dude.
I don't know, Clementine. Fantastic strain.
Really nice. I would be really curious to
(22:14):
hear about flower. I have never ever, ever had it
in flower. I've had it in Eddie's disties.
I've had it in this amazing contraption now.
Here's a question. No, but we've had Clementine in
in dab. I know we've had Clementine and
Dab. Like we have.
Yeah, I feel this a lot in my jaw.
Yeah, a lot. Like almost a tightness in my
(22:35):
jaw. The one thing I did notice at
first, it gave me a little bit of racy heart for just a little
bit. Yeah, I don't feel any now.
But it is again, and I don't getanxious.
I don't get anxious any. Matter of fact, after I got off
Zoloft I feel like I can feel this this more because my
serotonin isn't being uptick artificially.
(22:56):
Anymore And I wonder if there's other things like it binds or
like adheres to, you know, that receptor in some way that causes
the cannabis not to bind in the same way.
Yeah, that maybe just alters theexperience of the feeling for
you. I don't know.
I've not been on any type of medication for a decade.
No, I mean, you know, and I don't, I don't throw the baby
(23:17):
out with the bathwater. I don't know.
I see there's good things. With everyone at home, like if
you're on another type of medication, have you gone off of
it? Have you, you know, had
different types that you've switched between?
Have you felt a difference at all?
Yeah. Do you notice that people who
don't, do you notice that cannabis, do you feel a
difference of like the experience with cannabis when
you're on it or off of it or? I smoke less when I'm off.
(23:40):
No I smoke. I smoke less when I'm on.
OK, but I smoke more when I'm off if I'm stressed.
Now I we both live, we both livein in stressful lives, in
stressful worlds, just like everybody else, right?
But I've compartmentalized it somuch that now I'm I'm starting
to be able to take a breath and I still smoke a fuck ton.
(24:03):
And my wife asked me yesterday, and this is for you guys.
She says, I noticed you're smoking a lot.
Are you OK? I said no, I'm really stressed.
I know that we're out of the woods, kind of, but right now I
just need this to regulate me soI don't turn into an asshole
because every little thing was setting me off.
Not because I was angry, It was just because I was really,
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really like, we need to take stock of that.
You're going to be sensitive. You need time to decompress,
even from good things. When good things come, it's
because you've been dealing withshitty things forever, right?
Whether it's a relationship, money, job, shit like eventually
that it's going to break. Even if this has changed.
Losing my shit. You know going oh hey here's
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this moment that changes. Well just cause that moment
changed doesn't mean that every other thought and 2nd that led
up to that is instantly gone 1. 100%.
And that you're like here healedor cured and you're like, oh
shit. Look, you know, the cripple all
of a sudden gets up and can jumpand click his heels, you know?
And you're like, wait, what? Like, yeah, you know, this came
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through. I'm all of a sudden like nothing
ever happened and I think it's OK to go.
Hey, still having time to go. Hey, I'm still navigating
getting back to OK, getting backto my normal getting, figuring
out what that looks like. But I'll tell you man, like if
it wasn't for cannabis, I don't think I would be as
introspective right now. I don't think I'd be able to
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keep myself more self aware. Not calm.
My calm comes from me. Nothing can enhance my calm.
But what I have to make that conscious decision that I will
be OK. But the other part is that it
what I've loved about Canton, especially this Clementine, I
love this because of how it is and that's why I will go to my
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grave. Live resin is if you're going to
have it in this form in a cart, it honestly just needs to be
that way. Yeah, it live resin live resins,
they're way better experience and you just.
But it The thing is, is it stayslike this one, it stays closer
to the, to the actual plant, which is not just respectful to
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the plant, but it's respectful to you.
So you know what's coming down the pipe, You know what you can
use it for. And in starting to look at that,
right, Like I, you know, it was really cool dude, a guy in my in
my neighborhood, he's been the sweetest guy ever.
He'd like when we had nothing, no money, no nothing, he would
just go to do Costco runs for mefor no, he would just text me.
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He's like, hey man, what do you need?
I'm like Nah, Nah. And he's like, didn't ask if you
want it. And.
He came to me at the gym. I always see him with his
daughter. He's in his like mid late 50s.
And he's like, hey, man, I'm on AC pap.
I said, oh, sorry about that. And he goes, yeah, he's like, I
can't sleep with the stupid thing on my face.
I'm like, well, I mean, I don't think Darth Vader really slept
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for a while. I mean, that thing must have
been super uncomfortable. And he just laughed.
And he goes, yeah, I'm just thinking like CBD.
And I'm like, yeah, you know what, I got you.
I'm going to get you some gummies.
I'm going to, I'm going to cut it and dose it.
And then what you're going to dois you're going to take it and
you're going to kind of take a diary going, OK, this is how I'm
feeling about 1/2 hour because I'm feeling about an hour and
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then start adding to it. And they were like, I cut those,
those little greens, the sleepy greens, I cut them into four
pieces. That's how small.
Yeah. And he's like, I'm doing like 2.
And I'm like, OK, good. We're learning.
So I was like, he, he ran into me at the gym and a couple days
ago and he's like, yeah, just like I went through all those
and here's what I felt. And I'm like, OK, we just need
to increase the dose. And that way you'll stay asleep
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longer. And he's like, yeah.
And he's like, but you know, I'mlike, don't worry about it.
I got you. I gave him like 4 greens and put
them into fours and I said have it at this time, eat this with
it and then let me know how it works.
And I wrote it on the on the baglike almost like a prescription,
like what time to take it with what?
And you know what, it was reallycool because I ran into him a
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couple days ago and he was just like, dude, best sleep ever.
He's like, thank you for doing that.
I said cool, Now that you're starting to figure out, go
through all those, get close to it.
When you got one left, let's getyour medical card and let's take
you to the dispensary and you can pick out which and now we
know what you want. As opposed.
He's like, I was just so afraid I was going to get high and I'm
like, why would you be afraid about being high?
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Like, I don't know anybody. I mean, other than when you
don't experience it, but you'll.Get the stigma that comes behind
it of like I don't want to get high because high equates to bad
or. Yeah, doing bad things.
All the things that you've learned about, like this is your
brain on drugs. Yeah.
Yeah. You know, I don't want to be
stupid. I don't want to go to jail.
Yeah, like, for the stupidest shit, right?
And, and I was like, yeah. And I said once you let go of
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that, like the first thing you say and he goes, why is this
illegal? That's exactly what he said to
me. That's exactly.
Yeah. And he's like, this is amazing.
And I'm like, I know. And I said, you got bad knees,
too, right? And he goes, yeah.
And I said they're strains that be really great for just pain,
and you don't have to go to sleep.
And he goes, all right, I'll go through these ones and let's get
a card. He's like, would you go with me?
And I said I would love to go with you.
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Yeah, I would love to go with you.
I'll, I'll help you plan it out and you can go in there and
sound smart. He's like, you can't come shop
with me. No, it's, it's so gay here.
But that that's the dumbest thing.
Like no chocolate. And you can't, you can't shop
with somebody. They.
They've let me go, but I can't buy anything.
Yeah, I can go. So when I've gone with Emily, if
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I buy something, I have to go with a different person.
So I can't go with the same person.
They're going. So we can't go together.
But if I'm just not spending money but just going with her, I
can go and comment and go, oh. What do you get like?
That's smart. OK.
Thank you for telling me that. At least that's my experience
was when I went down. There, I think that's probably
the what it is 'cause I know youwould ask a shit load of
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questions and then you would be really frustrated with them and
tell them why. And I'll be like, yeah, fuck
yeah, it's a stupid fucking thing.
So no, that helps. That's awesome.
Yeah. What do you guys have to do on
that one? Well, anyways, yeah, Clementine,
check it out real quick. We didn't go into terpene
profile. I know, right?
How the how the fuck did I do that?
So terpenoline, miracine and pining are the most.
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Oh dude, no wonder why. Yeah, that's why my heart went
up at first. Terpenoline.
Terpenoline and pining typicallywill raise my it, but not
hardcore. Not like hard Osamine or
karyophylline. Those ones will like a really
deep indica. Yeah, with those they get my
heart racing. But not anymore.
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Now because I'm, I'm more aware of it.
I think that's because I'm like you where I can.
I used to be really freaked out,but I'm like, I can't eat a 50
minute milligram edible. That's too much.
Yeah, I eat too, and I'll be OK.I'll be really high.
Yeah, that's kind of what mine hit at a point.
It was like, you know, I'll be high, but like, I'll actually be
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just fine. Yeah, I'll be fine.
And then I did that and I was like, OK.
And it was in those moments thatI experienced like 0 pain and I
was like, oh fuck, this is so nice.
Yeah. But for me now, to get that high
take would take a ludicrous amount.
And I'm like. Well, that's just like kind of
like every once in a while, that's like, you know, last
night I ordered a pizza. I haven't ordered a pizza in six
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months. Where'd you get it from?
Papa John's OK 'cause it's disgusting and amazing and I
fucking loved it. It was great.
It was fucking great, dude. I loved it and the reason why
it, but it was just like every once in awhile that's OK to do.
But the thing like, you know, when I asked my wife last, I was
like, hey, we should get something to eat.
And she's like, because we have money.
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I'm like, no, because it, let's just do it.
Once I was like, I, I cook a lot, but again, when I cook, my
family's different, they act different.
They're nicer, they're kinder. When we'd eat that dude I never
feel good after. No, you feel gross after like,
you know. Kind of greasy.
Yeah, yeah. Like, like the grease is on your
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skin, Yeah. That's weird.
Inside just yeah, I never feel really good after I do that.
And that goes the same with cannabis guys, like a disti is
literally like fast food. You're gonna get your live
resins. This is pretty good, right?
This is like a meal prep thing. It's it's good.
It's it's homemade, but it's still not the best from fresh.
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And the fresh is always the flour.
Yeah, flour and dab. Like if you have those, it's an
amazing feeling guys. Don't meal prepping really isn't
that bad. No meal prepping.
Hey, you gotta go on the go. You gotta get your protein
somehow, but this thing is is really good, man.
I'm I'm so glad. Thank you for bringing this on
the show, guys. Go check it out.
Terping everything like that. Look at it.
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Welcome to Cannabis School. I'm your host, Jesse Angeles.
And I'm Brandon Elder. And we're here to talk to you
about everything pertaining to cannabis from vape, flower,
edibles, strains, and everythingin between.
All right, kids. So today we've got a very
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awesome stray. This is Clementine, right?
It is Clementine. And it's really good.
So we're doing it and now awesome it this is a this is a
dis well. Now it's.
It is a live resin. It's a live resin and.
Cannabis derived terps. What's been really cool about
this is we had another one. It just didn't do very well.
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Yeah, it was. It was probably more dirty disty
than most of The Dirty disties you can get in a Dyspo.
Yeah, but. Say that five times fast.
Right. But what, what they had said as
well was that they with the newer hardware, it's all
computer programmed and it was programmed hotter.
And so it was like, yeah, that would make sense if you were
coughing if it was doing that. Cause especially with dirty
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disties you notice that a lot more with not having that
temperature control. Oh, especially with those.
Yeah, that's why you should never blink your disties.
You know. The coils just turn it dark
brown. Let's even I saw this person
doing a gravity bong with a water bottle and a pen like a 5
ton thread and I'm like, well, but the problem is is you're
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probably either creating a blinker to do that or multiple
blinkers to fill it like that. Doesn't it's kind of like the
Zenko duo. You know, you're burning that
atomizer and just really to concentrate in that just tastes
like shit. Well, that's why flour didn't
taste good. That's why dab didn't taste good
in that thing. It because of that platform they
have it's not it's not your typical ceramic bowl that your
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bangers that you can use and it's this like flat, very light
and. Coiled.
Cat tongue, Yeah, it's like a cat tongue feel.
It's really spiny. I.
Thought it was. I've had those.
Coil. Oh, the Zenko duo, I thought,
was that? Zenko Duo, yeah, but then the
other one, the cheaper version that we got.
Oh, what was that one that they sent out?
It was something. Tron.
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We'll call it Megatron. Yeah, something Tron.
It's Megatron. Yeah, Megatron.
Megatron. Metatron with wings.
But yeah dude, it was it just, Idon't know, the last one was
just so much harder to but this one, one of the things has been
great. The flavor profile has been
amazing on this. Like, you know, one of the
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things that you really get is when you get an actual live
resin disti. Well, I don't call them but
little disti because I they're in the tube.
But when you get a live resin extract.
I resin cart. Dude they're so good because you
can taste the actual meaning behind it when you get like this
one with Clementine. They're slight citrus, hints of
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orange, slight orange. It's.
Tangy and lemon skunk. Oh dude is the strains that
Clementine I? Love lemon skunk?
Great, I like Tangy too. Oh yeah, both of those are
fantastic strains. I.
Tangy is a really popular one within edibles carts.
I don't see a lot of flour though.
It's been ages. Honestly, the last orangey kind
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of one that I remember having was Orange Florida.
Florida oranges. Florida oranges.
Or orange Florida it was. I'm sorry.
Damn, it caught me. It was the most like orange
citrusy flavor, but it was a live rosin from Montana and it
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had amazing flavors, but it was.See, that's one of the great
things is that where where you're at geographically, like
really pay attention to the to the terpenes and all that one.
And then if you visit somewhere else, which in the future we
will be doing that. And that would be so great to be
able to compare and contrast based on geographically, you
know, be a crazy one. And it'd only be like if there
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was no war there, which is impossible.
But to go to Afghanistan and seethe weed that they got out
there? Oh yeah, I can only imagine they
have a really fantastic stuff because I'm sure Afghan Kush
comes somewhere from out in thatarea.
It comes from the Indus Valley, like, and that's where indica
comes from. And that's so, but dude, it's
been used for so long. Like, I could only imagine,
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like, I don't know, I, I think that the flavor profiles would
be so much more robust. Yeah, the smells would be that
stronger. Trichromes would be stronger in
the in the purest sense because again it goes back to it's not
so much on percentage, it's based on on cannabinoids and
terpenes. And everything right grew in its
original region, and it's like original climate.
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Would it be the best form of that version?
Well, in the elevation too, because I know that that changes
the not only like the profile ofwhat you'll have, but also the
physical characteristics of the plant because it's it's adapting
to the soil. And that's what's really
important. It's like getting real super
high grade craft weed like that guy we had on the podcast Nick,
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where I mean, I still would loveto see that stuff growing weed.
Oh damn, yeah, I don't. Know what's?
Going It still gets a little tickled way down here sometimes.
OK I was making sure because I've I've been smoking my bong
lately and. I just figured it's I got a
strain on that. It's not bad.
This one supposedly won the 2015High Times Cup second place in
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Michigan. So is this an indica leaning
hybrid or? Sativa leaning.
Hybrid. I was about to ask that because
I feel great but I also feel slightly sedated and the live
resins always kind of hit me a little bit heavier in the body.
Yeah, it's a very. So this is supposed to be
euphoric, happy, focused. Oh I love this.
I'm like very relaxed uplift. It's a fantastic strain.
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Last night I had Strawberry Shortcake in the edible form in
those sugar highs. Okay.
Not a good idea at night. It's a sativa leaning hybrid.
Okay, and I ended up getting really antsy and my brain would
not turn off. Did you smoke something
different to kind of? Yeah, I did.
So one of the best strains that I found in My Portfolio is
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Durbin Poison is a great neutralizer.
OK, if you are just not enjoyingthe feeling that you're feeling.
It's so middle of the road, moresativa leaning, but it's not as
like heart race inducing like I can feel.
Clementine is very a caffeinatedfeel right now.
My body feels like relaxed, yeah, but my brain is very alert
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and it almost makes me feel likeantsy.
It was funny. My mom watched our episode with
Amber and she's like, dude, yourfoot is going nuts.
And I'm like, Yep. And the reason why is because
ADHD. Here's my theory on ADHD.
It's a primal instinct that those people have.
There are farmers and then thereare hunters, and hunters are
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constantly moving, like the onlytime that I used to.
Twitch my foot. I still do sometimes, but I used
to do it way more. No, I am.
I am locked in. I'm always looking.
Even when I have, I mean often on the show, if I have a lighter
in my hand or a pen in my head, I'll spin it.
I flip it around, I move it. I just.
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You dude, you could tell this strange it.
If I have a sativa my foot goes nuts.
When I have an indica it's not as bad.
The only time that I'm at fidgety is when I need to be on
point. When I worked pretty much as
security for the state hospital for 10 years, I did never
fidget. I was on point in training
martial arts. I never lose focus.
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I'm there, I'm working. If I'm rolling on the mat, if
I'm sparring, if I'm doing something, I am there.
I never get bored. But when I'm in a bored state,
my mind's like scanning and my body's like, Are you ready?
Because we're ready. We'll go right now.
Just let me know. We'll do it.
And that's how it feels. And last night at 2:00 in the
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morning, let's go. Let's do things.
You want to do this? Hey, here's a good idea.
Why don't we talk about it with Chad?
No, that'll keep me up longer. Interesting.
Yeah. So I was like, I smoked a bunch
of Durban poison and then I fellasleep around 2:30.
But the shitty thing is like, and that's again, too, like with
live resins are the closest to I'm OK still, but the live
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resins are the closest to like wax too.
And that's the other thing too. What's great about something
like this that opposed to what Ihave?
So I have my little squeeze box the the honey stick.
Right, concentrate in. And I just don't like the feel
of concentrates on it. I've tried multiple different
temperatures. It is a good, hey, we're going
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to go out, go to the movies and we want to be a little high.
Let's take this because I'm justnot in Depends totally get it.
I think it's a great alternative.
I don't cough. With.
OK, my honey stick. Yeah, ever.
I wonder if it's better with like the purest purest like live
rosins and that. Like the ones where you put into
the banger and when you go to clean it out it's gone.
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Yeah, like that. Oh, I.
Love those so. That's what I'm wondering if
those would be the best for thattype of device because I noticed
that depending on the concentrate, even when I had the
one that was oh God, wow. I kind of think diamonds with
sauce. When I had that one, I put that
in there and I noticed that the sauce would disappear real fast,
and then the diamonds. I'd have to adjust the
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temperature range in order to even get that to melt, but
that's cool. Like you've got to go.
I I would do the same thing withsauce with diamonds because I
would have to go through multiple sessions.
Yeah. And then I had to charge my E
rig because I was just like. But it was great because the
flavors stayed. Yeah, this one really surprised
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me. It's said that it may relieve
bipolar disorder. That's pretty strong claim.
Yeah, that's that's one of the main like their very first thing
listed on here is bipolar disorder and then chronic pain
and then depression, fatigue. You know what I like?
They changed here. The trees.
Oh, it's because it's the. That one I know, but I love the
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the idea behind the trees. Like this whole design is really
it's it's better. I like it's black.
Yeah, it's less, is less conspicuous.
Well, the higher end ones are just that.
So the higher end ones they design with the pine trees
because the name is pine trees and these pine trees, terpenes
and stuff like cannabis derived.So it's just a different.
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It's just different. It's a different type of dry
mouth too. It doesn't hit you in the mouth,
it hit you in the throat, which is really straight.
I wonder if it's a citrusy like that, really citrusy milk,
because mine's way down here, like at the base of my throat
and stuff, and I'm. Like right here.
But that's cool. Now this is the great part
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about. So what would be a quick way to
be able to do that to kind of alleviate that one?
That's something I've actually been doing more.
I like to smoke a good amount before I go to the gym,
especially if it's like a reallyhard leg day.
I'm hitting an indica because I want the pain relief.
Now. It's been a catch 22 since I
started on testosterone. I've been way stronger like when
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I was a little when I was a 21 year old kid.
But the crazier thing is that when I have the weed in me, it's
like I got super, super steroidsor something like that because I
I just go and my mind is able to.
The reason why I love using cannabis when I work out is
'cause I can focus more. I move slower and more focused
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and more than 10. Yeah.
And I don't time my time up. I have to be 30 seconds before
my my body's ready when my body's ready.
And I, it's like way more intentional on my workout and I
it's more intense. Yeah, it's like.
Sex. It's like sex.
If you're really fucking hot, like you can't just be buzzed,
you got to be high. And when you're high and you
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have sex? Nothing exists outside of that
moment. You're tired the next day, even
though you got 8 hours, 9 hours of sleep, you're just like,
that's the best. And that's why it like like when
you're getting it. And that's why I would always
stress that guys like, I mean, for Brandon and I were like
dirty disti. That's cool.
I mean, I mean, it will even need a hot dog from Costco.
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I'm not a I'm not above that. It mean it it's not my favorite.
It's not my favorite. But if I had like $2.00 and I
need to get a meal, I'm going toCostco.
That's probably a good, good idea.
You get a big hot dog, you get adrink.
Why not right? That's disties, though, I I dare
say like if, if you have the opportunity and it know it's
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going to be a little bit more expensive in your in your dispo,
your plug may be able to help you out.
I know that ours do, but I really recommend by making sure
that you get a live resin. It just it it lasts longer.
I feel better. Yeah.
And I feel less icky. Yes.
Did you notice? That because it's not.
It's not as synthetic. You don't get the most.
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Most disties have plant derived herbs and plant derived herbs,
well they're so close and that the effect is still not quite.
And again, most disties when youdistill down everything and
remove, you remove so much of the plant so you don't get the
same entourage effect that you would because you're having a
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distilled product. Dude, it's like in that episode
that we had where we smoked thatJ Oh man, I felt great for four
hours. You know, it was sad.
I actually tried AJ yesterday because I was like, oh man, got
some time. I did my lawn stuff.
I'm, you know, I'm going to sit out back and and smoke AJ and I
pulled out my happy camper 'cause I thought, you know, I'm
(13:39):
going to use the carbon filter that I have and just do it
through there. Soon smooth, less heat it.
Was incredibly smooth. Did.
You freeze at first. No, but I didn't feel like I was
as high. But then I also was talking it
out with Emily last night and was like, oh, maybe it's because
I started wedding the garden. And so I didn't sit and puff it
the whole time. I set it down, let it burn out,
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came back to it, let it again. But I so then I was like, I
mean, it was nice and I got, youknow, half the garden weeded.
But at the same time, I I was like, Oh, it didn't feel quite
the same as even when we were just on the episode, sitting,
puffing, passing it back and forth.
That's fucking funny, dude. So for more efficient use, I
should have sat down, puffed thewhole thing and then done my
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gardening. I.
Did I mean the way that I? You garden before you garden.
The way you talk about smoking weed in that in that situation
is like watching an ADD kid, little kid like eat a meal, like
you put chicken Nuggets. He's like, I'm running around do
stuff, come back, eat kind of A and I I I kept like when you
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said that it made me cringe because I'm just like, no, dude,
you can't do that. The cannabis needs your
attention. I love that the cannabis needs
your time and attention. Yeah, dude, don't, don't, don't
give it a little bit because I, I am like.
It's the intent, like if I sat. There.
That, but it was I was doing toomuch at the same time I was
listening to an audio book. I was doing that.
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And then I'm like, Oh, I can start wedding.
I'll do this. And then it was just like a
continuous, you know, I had all of these To Do List things.
And I was like, Oh, I'm going todo all this.
And the joint was just, hey, I'mgoing to do this.
And then my mind was like, wait,but what about this and this?
And so then I just started doingand sometimes I just need to go,
hey, sit down, chilled, fuck out, smoke this joint.
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And that's truly what it is like.
Every time I feel like I got a hurry I I creamed out.
Creamed you creamed out. Oh my God.
How do you need to change a pan?You know what I would say edit
that out. But that's got to stay.
All right? So I cleaned out my MJ arsenal.
I got some big separates. Got Zach and you know also too
like real quick do you guys and cleaning your glass.
(15:47):
It's like $13 for a fucking likewhat?
Gallon, Gallon and 1/2. Or 1.5 gallon.
It is and you will not go through it as much as you think
you are. Plus the way that I sold it on
my wife, it's great for cleaningglass top stove.
It works for doing really you use your glass top.
What I did is I dilute it half and half in a spray bottle.
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And that doesn't fuck up the glass.
Top. Not at all, not at all.
Won't because it's not abrasive and and I sprayed it on because
it's so hard to clean that from grease.
Yeah, I, I. You should see my fucking.
Stove things and. I clean and this is this is a
high thought. I'm like, I wonder if like,
'cause you know, the black, the back splash of your it, it,
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well, yours is open. Mine is like it's got a wall and
then this stupid fucking shelf and then a gay ass thing up on
top for a microwave. It's old school house so I'm
like all of the backsplash grease dude I sprayed on a
paper. Towel.
Yeah, that would. Wipe it off and it was dry to
the touch after. So I was like, this is the best.
(16:52):
I just told my wife, I'm like, if something's not coming out,
use that. I actually have.
It's been probably at least a year since I bought it because
I've been using 99% ISO because George Jetson you can't use ZAP
or any other soap or cleaner. So I've strictly stuck with ISO
just for that. And because of that I don't I
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don't really clean any other glass and I figure like the
Venti and stuff that I clean like that is also probably
really good with ISO. No only.
On your air vapes OK? No, I only use ISO.
Yeah, and the only reason why isbecause of one.
I used 90% or or higher. If I can get 99% I'll do it
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because it drives super fast. I go on Amazon there is this one
I'll put the link below. It's literally like 78 bucks for
a big thing of it. Yeah, I got some of the and.
It's 99%. I got one of those during the
pandemic and it cost me $30. Oh yeah, that was such.
Remember that. Bullshit.
Yeah, it was insane, but. No, I used it because I do a lot
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of a small electronic repair. And when you clean, like most of
the time, what I've learned is that if you just clean it, it'll
work. Like I will tell you by that
time where my son, I think it was Max and Max was like 5 or so
or no, it was the twins. They were like 3 or 4.
One of them just took a glass ofwater and poured it right on her
(18:17):
Mac. It was closed, but still.
Yeah. And then when she got it, I came
home and she was bawling. She's like, I turned it on.
It stayed on for a little bit, and it shut off.
I'm like, what happened? She told me I'm like, all right.
So I started going through Google, and then I find a form
on Reddit. And then I was like, oh, cool.
So I got a really soft toothbrush, some 99% ISO, opened
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it up to the motherboard. Just.
Scrubbed it on the motherboard. Yeah, dried it off with the
Microsoft Kleiber and do that thing still works today.
It can't do shit. That thing still works, and it
still runs really well. The only thing that bad about
that MacBook, it's too old. It can't update anymore.
Even mine's getting to that point where I can't update it.
No, I can't update it anymore. Oh no.
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Yeah, my 2015 MacBook. Air, Air.
Yeah, it's. But The thing is is I only use
it for writing so. It's not a big.
Deal. It's not a big deal.
We we were trying to do taxes orwhatever we could and we
couldn't do it on my Mac. It's like, oh you need to have
this. OS Yep, and I'm like.
(19:24):
Fuck, so I had to go downstairs to my son's gaming.
One to do it. Yeah, 'cause I mean, it'll work
on Windows. Oh yeah, it doesn't matter what
windows it's running on, it'll fucking work.
But now I was just like downsideof Apple, whatever.
But then I was just like, yeah, but my system is old and I was
just like, I, I mean, it's so old that I can't leave it on
the, I can't leave it off the charger longer than 1/2 hour or
(19:46):
I got to put it back here. But I've worked on it.
I've replaced the fan, I've replaced battery.
But it's just like, I love that it lasts so long.
That's why I won't change out myiPhone because it or it still
works. It's a little slower.
It's not my favorite on some things.
But I don't care. It still runs.
(20:06):
None of my androids would last longer than a year, none of them
they. 'D all go so slow.
Like what the crap? And then you get the guys over
there going, well, you know why it's not working?
Because you are not refreshing. And I'm like, I don't want to
fucking do all that shit. But I would even go through and
clear stuff and do that and get the apps and it would still be
(20:28):
slower. I tried to open the app or open
the camera and something it'd belike, and I'm sitting there
twiddling my thumbs going, all right, come on, Grandma, we can
get there. That's what I like.
Do you remember the Note? The Samsung Note?
I used to love that thing. I was I never liked after the
first Android I had I went straight back to Apple because I
(20:48):
realized holy shit. Even though the even though the
hardware is better, it doesn't work as seamlessly, it doesn't
work as fast, it doesn't work assmooth.
In fact, my iPhone would work better even after a year or two
than my brother's Android or something after 3-4 months.
And I'm like. Cool the the shittiest thing
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about my phone right now is the memory space.
Like if I had more memory I'd befine.
That's the thing I hate Apple doesn't do on their phones.
Upgradeable memory. Yeah, that's bullshit.
Sims thought that you could do it.
Yeah. That's fucked up, but I get it.
Everybody's trying to make a buck, but.
Well, and now they force everyone, you know, they're
like, oh, you can do it on the cloud and get cloud storage, but
then you're paying subscription every single month versus
(21:33):
putting a memory card that's a one time purchase.
And I had to upgrade my Apple one.
But it's not a crazy price. But if you think about it, if
millions of people are doing it,no wonder why Apple's making so
much fucking money. And your iCloud stuff, dude, it
is on default, is built into theOS to suddenly ask you to
upgrade. It's not online, it's built into
(21:53):
the OS. Cuz my dad's like, I don't know
why they keep telling me this. And I look at his phone and he's
got like total of like 83.4 gig of storage and he's used a total
of 5. Yep.
I'm like, yeah, it's dumb, funny, dude.
I don't know, Clementine. Fantastic strain.
Really nice. I would be really curious to
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hear about flower. I have never ever, ever had it
in flower. I've had it in Eddie's disties.
I've had it in this amazing contraption now.
Here's a question. No, but we've had Clementine in
in dab. I know we've had Clementine and
Dab. Like we have.
Yeah, I feel this a lot in my jaw.
Yeah, a lot. Like almost a tightness in my
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jaw. The one thing I did notice at
first, it gave me a little bit of racy heart for just a little
bit. Yeah, I don't feel any now.
But it is again, and I don't getanxious.
I don't get anxious any. Matter of fact, after I got off
Zoloft I feel like I can feel this this more because my
serotonin isn't being uptick artificially.
(22:56):
Anymore And I wonder if there's other things like it binds or
like adheres to, you know, that receptor in some way that causes
the cannabis not to bind in the same way.
Yeah, that maybe just alters theexperience of the feeling for
you. I don't know.
I've not been on any type of medication for a decade.
No, I mean, you know, and I don't, I don't throw the baby
(23:17):
out with the bathwater. I don't know.
I see there's good things. With everyone at home, like if
you're on another type of medication, have you gone off of
it? Have you, you know, had
different types that you've switched between?
Have you felt a difference at all?
Yeah. Do you notice that people who
don't, do you notice that cannabis, do you feel a
difference of like the experience with cannabis when
you're on it or off of it or? I smoke less when I'm off.
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No I smoke. I smoke less when I'm on.
OK, but I smoke more when I'm off if I'm stressed.
Now I we both live, we both livein in stressful lives, in
stressful worlds, just like everybody else, right?
But I've compartmentalized it somuch that now I'm I'm starting
to be able to take a breath and I still smoke a fuck ton.
(24:03):
And my wife asked me yesterday, and this is for you guys.
She says, I noticed you're smoking a lot.
Are you OK? I said no, I'm really stressed.
I know that we're out of the woods, kind of, but right now I
just need this to regulate me soI don't turn into an asshole
because every little thing was setting me off.
Not because I was angry, It was just because I was really,
(24:24):
really like, we need to take stock of that.
You're going to be sensitive. You need time to decompress,
even from good things. When good things come, it's
because you've been dealing withshitty things forever, right?
Whether it's a relationship, money, job, shit like eventually
that it's going to break. Even if this has changed.
Losing my shit. You know going oh hey here's
(24:45):
this moment that changes. Well just cause that moment
changed doesn't mean that every other thought and 2nd that led
up to that is instantly gone 1. 100%.
And that you're like here healedor cured and you're like, oh
shit. Look, you know, the cripple all
of a sudden gets up and can jumpand click his heels, you know?
And you're like, wait, what? Like, yeah, you know, this came
(25:07):
through. I'm all of a sudden like nothing
ever happened and I think it's OK to go.
Hey, still having time to go. Hey, I'm still navigating
getting back to OK, getting backto my normal getting, figuring
out what that looks like. But I'll tell you man, like if
it wasn't for cannabis, I don't think I would be as
introspective right now. I don't think I'd be able to
(25:28):
keep myself more self aware. Not calm.
My calm comes from me. Nothing can enhance my calm.
But what I have to make that conscious decision that I will
be OK. But the other part is that it
what I've loved about Canton, especially this Clementine, I
love this because of how it is and that's why I will go to my
(25:49):
grave. Live resin is if you're going to
have it in this form in a cart, it honestly just needs to be
that way. Yeah, it live resin live resins,
they're way better experience and you just.
But it The thing is, is it stayslike this one, it stays closer
to the, to the actual plant, which is not just respectful to
(26:11):
the plant, but it's respectful to you.
So you know what's coming down the pipe, You know what you can
use it for. And in starting to look at that,
right, Like I, you know, it was really cool dude, a guy in my in
my neighborhood, he's been the sweetest guy ever.
He'd like when we had nothing, no money, no nothing, he would
just go to do Costco runs for mefor no, he would just text me.
(26:32):
He's like, hey man, what do you need?
I'm like Nah, Nah. And he's like, didn't ask if you
want it. And.
He came to me at the gym. I always see him with his
daughter. He's in his like mid late 50s.
And he's like, hey, man, I'm on AC pap.
I said, oh, sorry about that. And he goes, yeah, he's like, I
can't sleep with the stupid thing on my face.
I'm like, well, I mean, I don't think Darth Vader really slept
(26:54):
for a while. I mean, that thing must have
been super uncomfortable. And he just laughed.
And he goes, yeah, I'm just thinking like CBD.
And I'm like, yeah, you know what, I got you.
I'm going to get you some gummies.
I'm going to, I'm going to cut it and dose it.
And then what you're going to dois you're going to take it and
you're going to kind of take a diary going, OK, this is how I'm
feeling about 1/2 hour because I'm feeling about an hour and
(27:15):
then start adding to it. And they were like, I cut those,
those little greens, the sleepy greens, I cut them into four
pieces. That's how small.
Yeah. And he's like, I'm doing like 2.
And I'm like, OK, good. We're learning.
So I was like, he, he ran into me at the gym and a couple days
ago and he's like, yeah, just like I went through all those
and here's what I felt. And I'm like, OK, we just need
to increase the dose. And that way you'll stay asleep
(27:37):
longer. And he's like, yeah.
And he's like, but you know, I'mlike, don't worry about it.
I got you. I gave him like 4 greens and put
them into fours and I said have it at this time, eat this with
it and then let me know how it works.
And I wrote it on the on the baglike almost like a prescription,
like what time to take it with what?
And you know what, it was reallycool because I ran into him a
(27:57):
couple days ago and he was just like, dude, best sleep ever.
He's like, thank you for doing that.
I said cool, Now that you're starting to figure out, go
through all those, get close to it.
When you got one left, let's getyour medical card and let's take
you to the dispensary and you can pick out which and now we
know what you want. As opposed.
He's like, I was just so afraid I was going to get high and I'm
like, why would you be afraid about being high?
(28:19):
Like, I don't know anybody. I mean, other than when you
don't experience it, but you'll.Get the stigma that comes behind
it of like I don't want to get high because high equates to bad
or. Yeah, doing bad things.
All the things that you've learned about, like this is your
brain on drugs. Yeah.
Yeah. You know, I don't want to be
stupid. I don't want to go to jail.
Yeah, like, for the stupidest shit, right?
And, and I was like, yeah. And I said once you let go of
(28:41):
that, like the first thing you say and he goes, why is this
illegal? That's exactly what he said to
me. That's exactly.
Yeah. And he's like, this is amazing.
And I'm like, I know. And I said, you got bad knees,
too, right? And he goes, yeah.
And I said they're strains that be really great for just pain,
and you don't have to go to sleep.
And he goes, all right, I'll go through these ones and let's get
a card. He's like, would you go with me?
And I said I would love to go with you.
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Yeah, I would love to go with you.
I'll, I'll help you plan it out and you can go in there and
sound smart. He's like, you can't come shop
with me. No, it's, it's so gay here.
But that that's the dumbest thing.
Like no chocolate. And you can't, you can't shop
with somebody. They.
They've let me go, but I can't buy anything.
Yeah, I can go. So when I've gone with Emily, if
(29:23):
I buy something, I have to go with a different person.
So I can't go with the same person.
They're going. So we can't go together.
But if I'm just not spending money but just going with her, I
can go and comment and go, oh. What do you get like?
That's smart. OK.
Thank you for telling me that. At least that's my experience
was when I went down. There, I think that's probably
the what it is 'cause I know youwould ask a shit load of
(29:44):
questions and then you would be really frustrated with them and
tell them why. And I'll be like, yeah, fuck
yeah, it's a stupid fucking thing.
So no, that helps. That's awesome.
Yeah. What do you guys have to do on
that one? Well, anyways, yeah, Clementine,
check it out real quick. We didn't go into terpene
profile. I know, right?
How the how the fuck did I do that?
So terpenoline, miracine and pining are the most.
(30:08):
Oh dude, no wonder why. Yeah, that's why my heart went
up at first. Terpenoline.
Terpenoline and pining typicallywill raise my it, but not
hardcore. Not like hard Osamine or
karyophylline. Those ones will like a really
deep indica. Yeah, with those they get my
heart racing. But not anymore.
(30:28):
Now because I'm, I'm more aware of it.
I think that's because I'm like you where I can.
I used to be really freaked out,but I'm like, I can't eat a 50
minute milligram edible. That's too much.
Yeah, I eat too, and I'll be OK.I'll be really high.
Yeah, that's kind of what mine hit at a point.
It was like, you know, I'll be high, but like, I'll actually be
(30:48):
just fine. Yeah, I'll be fine.
And then I did that and I was like, OK.
And it was in those moments thatI experienced like 0 pain and I
was like, oh fuck, this is so nice.
Yeah. But for me now, to get that high
take would take a ludicrous amount.
And I'm like. Well, that's just like kind of
like every once in a while, that's like, you know, last
night I ordered a pizza. I haven't ordered a pizza in six
(31:10):
months. Where'd you get it from?
Papa John's OK 'cause it's disgusting and amazing and I
fucking loved it. It was great.
It was fucking great, dude. I loved it and the reason why
it, but it was just like every once in awhile that's OK to do.
But the thing like, you know, when I asked my wife last, I was
like, hey, we should get something to eat.
And she's like, because we have money.
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I'm like, no, because it, let's just do it.
Once I was like, I, I cook a lot, but again, when I cook, my
family's different, they act different.
They're nicer, they're kinder. When we'd eat that dude I never
feel good after. No, you feel gross after like,
you know. Kind of greasy.
Yeah, yeah. Like, like the grease is on your
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skin, Yeah. That's weird.
Inside just yeah, I never feel really good after I do that.
And that goes the same with cannabis guys, like a disti is
literally like fast food. You're gonna get your live
resins. This is pretty good, right?
This is like a meal prep thing. It's it's good.
It's it's homemade, but it's still not the best from fresh.
(32:13):
And the fresh is always the flour.
Yeah, flour and dab. Like if you have those, it's an
amazing feeling guys. Don't meal prepping really isn't
that bad. No meal prepping.
Hey, you gotta go on the go. You gotta get your protein
somehow, but this thing is is really good, man.
I'm I'm so glad. Thank you for bringing this on
the show, guys. Go check it out.
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