September 4, 2025 • 17 mins
What happens when the edibles hit harder than expected? From mistaking a ceiling fan for a UFO to showing up at Home Depot just to get unsolicited grow advice, this Sesh is all about the hilarious (and sometimes horrifying) stories of being way too high. Brandon and Jesse trade Reddit tales and personal slip-ups that prove everyone’s had that moment where reality gets a little… blurry.
Takeaways:
The edible delay is real — sometimes shower water feels like salvation until you remember why you’re thirsty.
Munchies can escalate quickly: one minute you’re after a phone charger, the next you’ve got a full pizza and chocolate milk.
Overdosing on a 1,000mg cookie? Not recommended. Ever.
Pets, parents, and delivery guys all become part of the comedy when you’re flying too close to the sun.
Everyone’s got a “too high” story — the real fun is swapping them.
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(00:00):
I'm Brandon. And I'm Jesse we're.
Cannabis school having cannabis infuse conversations.
With everyday. People.
Cannabis companies. Celebrities.
And your mom? Welcome to the sesh.
All right, so it all started from this video that we posted
from a podcast. And it basically starts with an
edible story of someone was falling in the shower and they
(00:22):
were so high that they tried to grab onto the water.
No, I figured that one was, it was fine.
Like it's kind of weird and funny, but so many people were
like, oh, I've done that one. Not even high.
I'm like, oh shit, this person said made really nice food.
Grabbed the wrong keys for a quick Ziggy, locked myself out
of the house without pants or myphone.
(00:43):
I just stared at the steaming plate through the window.
Dude, here's what this one's from Reddit.
The eye drop fiasco. Left eye no problem.
Right eye kept missing. Realized after the fifth try
that I was still holding my lefteye open and my closing my right
eye. This one said they thought their
curtain was Baymax from Big Hero6.
(01:03):
Apparently they kept telling himkids to feed him or they
couldn't book Christmas. All right, this was awesome.
Pizza or charger, right? So one time I went downstairs to
grab my phone charger. By the time I was back upstairs,
I had a full pizza and chocolatemilk and neither my phone nor my
charger I've I've done that. I've done that.
(01:26):
I feel like I've done that kind of thing.
Not even elevated though. Oh yeah.
This one said they were in the shower and was so confused why I
was so thirsty and gulping hot devil shower water from my
hands. Then I realized I forgot I ate
an edible. It took forever to kick in.
I was fighting for my life. Oh dude, this word was funny.
I saw blood clots in my poo and I thought I had a terrible case
(01:48):
of Irish cancer. Now I got to do this different.
I'll even do it the Scottish accent.
I saw I had blood clots in my poo and thought I had a terrible
case of Irish cancer. Drove myself to the hospital,
realized I'd eaten a lot of sun dried tomatoes the night before.
Oh, man, that's like when I had,Do you ever do beets?
(02:09):
Oh yeah, dude, I got these like beets from my dad's garden and I
cooked them at home. But when you eat like home raw
beets, like the next day I took a shit and it was entirely red.
And I was like, Oh my gosh, likewhat's going on?
And I was like, oh, oh, wait, I ate beets.
But this one said I was eating hot chips and was blowing on
(02:29):
each one because they were hot Cheetos.
Because you know why I'm like, I've been that high before where
I've done something and I go, but I realize I did it and I go,
we're we're not going to talk about this.
Oh, here's one. I'll just read this one.
OK, Street Fighter inspiration. Stoned watching people play
(02:53):
Street Fighter. Thought it'd be totally cool if
there was a trading card game that was a reflection of the
fighting games sent that spent the next couple years making it.
No, that wasn't funny. We'll just cut that one out.
I was. Like that's not funny at.
All No, I was reading. I was like, OK, let's say, wait
a minute, no, that one sounds too stupid.
It's. OK, this one said.
(03:14):
He sat on a couch and tried to put on his seat belt.
I could see that depending on what kind of couch you sit on or
if you thought you were going somewhere.
Yeah. He's a really high sit down.
Here's 11 time I was high. I ended up being so stoned, I
had no idea why they were being so kind to me.
A few hours later, I realized I've been sitting in the
disabled carriage the entire time.
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So he, he, it was on a train. I missed that part.
So he was on a train. They sat there and everybody was
beating so nice to him, but he was sitting at the disabled
spot. It's.
Hilarious. Or cooking confusion.
Ever thought the ovens display time was the temp you had set?
I tried cooking a frozen pizza in the oven without turning the
oven on because the time was thetemperature the oven was
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supposed to be. I'd have never done that, but I
could see how that could happen.It soon said I was zooted
watching ABL, don't know what that has and was about 15
minutes in when I realized I can't speak Korean but magically
understood I had to start the show over.
This is what just like it. We were just so high and not
being able to hear the TV made us think that the people were
(04:18):
speaking Chinese. That's fun.
Here. Oh.
Ate too many edibles the night before.
I had an early client, woke up still buzzed, got in the shower
with my bra on, started my client's nails and started
talking to her in an Asian accent.
I'm not Asian. Oh.
Honey, we like your. Nails.
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I've got tears, so this is something that has happened.
Man, this is odd. Is awesome.
Yeah. So that's a fantastic strain.
You know what get zooted on Zod?I know it's such a strain to do
that. So this is one that's kind of, I
think everybody's done this before where maybe earlier on
when you're getting into it and you get the edibles, eating a
(05:01):
pound of sour Skittles in the Walmart parking lot and
blistering your tongue. How Well, the citric acid in it.
And I don't eat a lot of sweets,but I've been really high before
where I just kept eating. Yeah.
And eating. And I remember I had those dried
mango pieces from Walmart. Yeah.
Not not the sugar coated ones, the like leathery ones.
(05:22):
Dude I ate so much of that shit and didn't realize till later on
those things will. Fuck up your mouth.
It. Hurts There's a comment on this
post that said I laughed so hardI just farted.
This is hilarious. Like reading all the comments
and listen said they they were told not to eat the whole 1000
(05:43):
milligram cookie and they proceeded to smoke, get the
munchies and eat the whole cookie.
This mistakes were made. They were throwing up for three
days with the spins of a carnival ride stuck on repeat
trying to hold on for dear life.1000 milligram cookie.
Fuck. So they smoked, got the munchies
and ate the cookie. That sounds horrible.
Well, that does not sound fun. This one's funny.
(06:04):
Unexpected Home Depot buds asking for compost and the
employee pulls up pics of his own marijuana plants on his
phone. That's funny, dude, that'd be
hilarious. This person said they ate an
entire jar of Alfredo sauce and proceeded to space out for 30
minutes while being really high.An entire jar of Alfredo sauce?
That sounds so gross. Like I like.
(06:25):
Alfredo but not not playing on its own.
I was laying in bed and thought a UFO came to get me but it was
just my ceiling fan. I once got busted smoking pot
while sitting being in a bathroom full of hot water.
When my dad peeked in, I yelled it's.
Steam. It got grounded later.
(06:47):
What, because he was smoking potin the bathroom?
The smoke in there was steam. Oh my gosh.
This person said they ordered food and got scared when it
arrived at the front door. Called their friends for backup
only to realize that it was the delivery guy.
That must be a hell of an. Edible.
Oh yeah, dude. And they just remind me that one
time. Like I have never been so high
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than when that edible kicked in while I was driving home.
Oh, that's after we've been smoking.
Like it was like I was pretty decently baked, but then it put
me on a different planet. Hot boxing Hot box bathroom
breakdown. Some hot boxes in a tiny
bathroom with four others passedout on the toilet with the
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cradle in there with a candle intheir lap.
Oh. Like a lit candle.
Yeah, teenage vomit. Tuck in.
Teen smokes his at his friend's house, Vomits pass out.
Later discovers their crush. Tuck them into bed.
That's kind of gross. That's weird.
This person was really high and walked into their parents room
(07:51):
and sat there with them for 15 minutes staring at their father
and I asked him so guest where are you from and do you want tea
or coffee? Do that reminds me of this one
video I saw where this guy, he got home from the pub and there
was like this grandma, she's gotlike a moo moo on and she's
like, hey, I got you some food because what happens?
(08:12):
Because you were banging on my door and I needed to come in and
apparently he slept with her. He banged her.
Yeah, dude, good for her. This person said they went
outside and forgot how to walk. I thought I was an astronaut who
was stuck and was out there for good 45 minutes.
They were out there for 45 minutes before someone brought
them back inside thinking they were an astronaut stuck in
(08:34):
space. Dude, there's episode of the
church, the Church of what's Happening.
So that is Joey Diaz. OK.
So he's over there. He's like, OK, Brandon Elda,
right? Because he's always going to say
everybody's name. Brandon Elda had his guest on my
podcast and this woman ate a starved death 500 milligram
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edible. She ended up leaving halfway
through the episode and ended upthe police were called to help
her because she didn't know where she was at.
She had walked out of his place and was in the middle of the
road. She had no idea where she was,
she was so high. That's nuts.
Can you imagine? Being that would be, oh, this
(09:16):
one. We've done this.
Spent 20 minutes looking for theremote.
Found it in the fridge on top ofthe butter high GPS say it out
loud. Turned left at 300 feet.
Turned left immediately into so much driveway.
Sat there apologizing. Sat there apologizing to their
mailbox. And this person was watching a
(09:36):
movie in my living room. My sibling was there too.
For some reason everything started to dim.
I told my sibling, why did you turn out the lights?
She was like, no, I didn't. After a few seconds I realized I
lost control of my eyelids and they were almost closed.
Oh man, that's the thing. Like, you know when?
(09:57):
Let's see. All right, how about this?
Two guys wandering on the dunes,talking to each other?
Stone friends whispered. Do you see two dudes 2 dudes
walking up to us or am I just tripping?
It turns out they both were higharrest.
Instant comeback, pulled over handcuffed by 4 sheriffs,
searched for an hour, then founda Roach, lit it up and drove
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off. This person said they were
eating their steak dinner and we're having the hardest time
cutting the meat when they were 2/3 of the way down to cut.
Wow. 2/3 of the way through their steak they realized they'd
been cutting it with their knife.
Blunt side down, sharp side up. They also started a stop sign
for 15 minutes, waiting for it to turn green.
Just standing there waiting. This is funny.
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Red a ROM Red Robin as arm. Confusion ensued.
Yeah, 'cause he only saw ramen. He saw ramen and he only saw
arm. He goes, he goes.
Confusion ensued. Put ramen in the fridge instead
of the microwave. Starved for 10 minutes.
I had a brownie one time and straddled my boyfriend.
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It was something out of that movie.
Earth Girls are easy. I swear 20 minutes had gone by
and gave him the time of his life.
But when I came to I looked downat him and we were fully dressed
and he had this stupid look on his face.
What the fuck? Oh man, yeah.
Those are some wild, wild. Dude, they're just like crazy
ones, 'cause I found some of them, they were like concerning.
(11:25):
They were like, oh, that's not, that's not good.
Yeah, one of them just said theywere really high on an edible on
a Ferris wheel and they were up at the top and they tried to
open the door and hop out. This one's perfect because it
has my name in there. Introduced myself twice and said
to the same person. They asked, are you high?
I said no, I'm Jesse. Why can't I see that happening?
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I'm totally going to do that if somebody asked me.
I'm high. No, I'm just wrong.
Zoom call. Logged into the wrong Zoom
meeting and stayed for 10 minutes nodding like I belonged.
Oh. My gosh.
Hi, texting, texted outside to my own number, waited 5 minutes
to buy some supply. The wrong friend saw my
reflection in the shop window and waved, then waved to Kim.
(12:08):
I think the waving back was like, I think waving at first
might have been like, oh shit, oh wait, no, that's me.
But waving back? Oh shit.
Oh, oh man, that was good. Like how high do you have to
what kind of animals are y'all taking and where can I find
these? Oh man.
Oh, that's good. The wrong Fred No no, no no.
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That one at a concert screamed play free Bird during a techno
set. DJ actually dropped the remix.
That's cool. That is cool.
I love that one though. Are you high?
No, I'm Jesse Lighter. Hunt found three lighters in my
pocket after spending 30 minutessearching for the 10.
My gosh. Or it's like using your phone in
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the dark, lighting up the flashlight to look for your
phone. Yeah, you're really high.
Yeah, but some of you guys have done it without even being high.
You know you are. Tried spreading weed butter on
toast. Forgot the toast was the bread.
Ate a lump of cold butter on white bread.
That doesn't sound delicious at all.
Tried fixing a bong with duct tape, ended up making a gravity
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bong by accident. That's funny.
Movie theater whisper. I thought I was whispering.
These trailers are taking forever.
Friends said it was basically yelling at strangers.
I could do that. He's taking forever.
Yeah. Really loud.
That's hilarious. Elevator panic hit door open
instead of my floor number, thenproudly waited for my floor to
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arrive. The door open, Ask for one
cheeseburger. Hold the burger cashier.
So just cheese me. Yes, I crave honesty.
Handed the cashier my ID insteadof my buddy.
Stared at her waiting for change.
Ask my friend if mirrors show the opposite, what does the back
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of the mirror look like? He left the room.
Swore I can understand my dog for an hour.
Realized later he was just yawning.
That's hilarious. Tried calculating if dogs
actually know math because they always know exactly when it's
dinner time as so true. My dog always thinks it's dinner
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time when it's even not she going.
She's like sitting there at noon.
I'm like, it's not even close todinner time.
No, my dog Scout now knows like I'm up at 6 and you know, I my
routine of, you know, hit the head and then as soon as I'm
getting out of the bathroom, sheis she does every time her head
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goes like this and she army crawls and she's all smiling
like, hey, that's her. I want food.
So I'm like, oh, you want food? She gets up.
She's like. Oh, she puts her legs up and she
runs off and I go over there andI put food in her bowl, but she
But then, And then at 5:00, fourto five, yeah, she just comes up
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and goes. No motion.
It's kind of like a creepy stare.
Yep. Yeah, Penny, he'll do it because
she knows that when she gets fed, she has to come sit on the
mat in the kitchen. I will not put food in her bowl.
I won't put her food down if she's not sitting there.
So she knows that for any of that to happen, she has to sit
there. So there will be times that it's
or not quite dinner time, but it's 4-5, sometimes 3.
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And she'll go and sit there and just give me that look.
And I'm like, it's not time to eat.
You know that. I don't know what the fuck
you're thinking you're doing, but it's not time right now.
That's Scout. And she just like, oh, OK.
And then she wanders it back outlike, I guess it's not time to
eat. Oh, dude, one morning I, I fed
Scout early and then later on I saw her.
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It was on a weekend. And later on I saw her and she
was just happy as could be. I'm like, why are you so happy
for her? Like she got into something.
Yeah, because we have cut her diet and she has lost so much
weight. She looks great, but she wants
to eat all the time. She's just a a.
She's just Cartman. She's a big back.
She is. She was a big back.
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She is big, fat round dog. Well, supposedly a big back is
just someone who likes to eat. They don't even have to be fat.
No, well, they're so this one, she's a she's she was a fatty,
but dude, I, I mean, she'll comeover, she'll just constantly
beg. Well, one day she got double fed
because she goes to my, my son. She'll go over to her bowl and
she'll look at her bowl and she looks at you like, like.
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Like, Oh my. God, yeah.
Like for $0.80, you could feed this dog a day.
And so it's exactly that, dude. She's just like, and she got
double fed. She was just like laying on her
bed. Like Penny will act the same way
sometimes. And so Emily and I will have to
ask, hey, have you fed Penny? Because it'll be like she's
acting like she hasn't eaten. No, she was just fed.
(16:51):
Oh, OK. Yeah, I just wanted to check.
You little shit. Get out of here.
Totally. All right, So what have your
guys's funniest edible stories been?
Share them in the comments. If you guys have any crazy high
stories or anything like that, share them below and we'll do
Round 2. And the last one I'll leave with
you is this stared at utensils for 15 minutes, deciding which
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one was more loyal. More loyal.
TuneIn next week, kids take care.
I'm Brandon. And I'm Jesse we're.
Cannabis school having cannabis infuse conversations.
With everyday. People.
Cannabis companies. Celebrities.
And your mom? Welcome to the sesh.
All right, so it all started from this video that we posted
from a podcast. And it basically starts with an
edible story of someone was falling in the shower and they
(00:22):
were so high that they tried to grab onto the water.
No, I figured that one was, it was fine.
Like it's kind of weird and funny, but so many people were
like, oh, I've done that one. Not even high.
I'm like, oh shit, this person said made really nice food.
Grabbed the wrong keys for a quick Ziggy, locked myself out
of the house without pants or myphone.
(00:43):
I just stared at the steaming plate through the window.
Dude, here's what this one's from Reddit.
The eye drop fiasco. Left eye no problem.
Right eye kept missing. Realized after the fifth try
that I was still holding my lefteye open and my closing my right
eye. This one said they thought their
curtain was Baymax from Big Hero6.
(01:03):
Apparently they kept telling himkids to feed him or they
couldn't book Christmas. All right, this was awesome.
Pizza or charger, right? So one time I went downstairs to
grab my phone charger. By the time I was back upstairs,
I had a full pizza and chocolatemilk and neither my phone nor my
charger I've I've done that. I've done that.
(01:26):
I feel like I've done that kind of thing.
Not even elevated though. Oh yeah.
This one said they were in the shower and was so confused why I
was so thirsty and gulping hot devil shower water from my
hands. Then I realized I forgot I ate
an edible. It took forever to kick in.
I was fighting for my life. Oh dude, this word was funny.
I saw blood clots in my poo and I thought I had a terrible case
(01:48):
of Irish cancer. Now I got to do this different.
I'll even do it the Scottish accent.
I saw I had blood clots in my poo and thought I had a terrible
case of Irish cancer. Drove myself to the hospital,
realized I'd eaten a lot of sun dried tomatoes the night before.
Oh, man, that's like when I had,Do you ever do beets?
(02:09):
Oh yeah, dude, I got these like beets from my dad's garden and I
cooked them at home. But when you eat like home raw
beets, like the next day I took a shit and it was entirely red.
And I was like, Oh my gosh, likewhat's going on?
And I was like, oh, oh, wait, I ate beets.
But this one said I was eating hot chips and was blowing on
(02:29):
each one because they were hot Cheetos.
Because you know why I'm like, I've been that high before where
I've done something and I go, but I realize I did it and I go,
we're we're not going to talk about this.
Oh, here's one. I'll just read this one.
OK, Street Fighter inspiration. Stoned watching people play
(02:53):
Street Fighter. Thought it'd be totally cool if
there was a trading card game that was a reflection of the
fighting games sent that spent the next couple years making it.
No, that wasn't funny. We'll just cut that one out.
I was. Like that's not funny at.
All No, I was reading. I was like, OK, let's say, wait
a minute, no, that one sounds too stupid.
It's. OK, this one said.
(03:14):
He sat on a couch and tried to put on his seat belt.
I could see that depending on what kind of couch you sit on or
if you thought you were going somewhere.
Yeah. He's a really high sit down.
Here's 11 time I was high. I ended up being so stoned, I
had no idea why they were being so kind to me.
A few hours later, I realized I've been sitting in the
disabled carriage the entire time.
(03:35):
So he, he, it was on a train. I missed that part.
So he was on a train. They sat there and everybody was
beating so nice to him, but he was sitting at the disabled
spot. It's.
Hilarious. Or cooking confusion.
Ever thought the ovens display time was the temp you had set?
I tried cooking a frozen pizza in the oven without turning the
oven on because the time was thetemperature the oven was
(03:57):
supposed to be. I'd have never done that, but I
could see how that could happen.It soon said I was zooted
watching ABL, don't know what that has and was about 15
minutes in when I realized I can't speak Korean but magically
understood I had to start the show over.
This is what just like it. We were just so high and not
being able to hear the TV made us think that the people were
(04:18):
speaking Chinese. That's fun.
Here. Oh.
Ate too many edibles the night before.
I had an early client, woke up still buzzed, got in the shower
with my bra on, started my client's nails and started
talking to her in an Asian accent.
I'm not Asian. Oh.
Honey, we like your. Nails.
(04:40):
I've got tears, so this is something that has happened.
Man, this is odd. Is awesome.
Yeah. So that's a fantastic strain.
You know what get zooted on Zod?I know it's such a strain to do
that. So this is one that's kind of, I
think everybody's done this before where maybe earlier on
when you're getting into it and you get the edibles, eating a
(05:01):
pound of sour Skittles in the Walmart parking lot and
blistering your tongue. How Well, the citric acid in it.
And I don't eat a lot of sweets,but I've been really high before
where I just kept eating. Yeah.
And eating. And I remember I had those dried
mango pieces from Walmart. Yeah.
Not not the sugar coated ones, the like leathery ones.
(05:22):
Dude I ate so much of that shit and didn't realize till later on
those things will. Fuck up your mouth.
It. Hurts There's a comment on this
post that said I laughed so hardI just farted.
This is hilarious. Like reading all the comments
and listen said they they were told not to eat the whole 1000
(05:43):
milligram cookie and they proceeded to smoke, get the
munchies and eat the whole cookie.
This mistakes were made. They were throwing up for three
days with the spins of a carnival ride stuck on repeat
trying to hold on for dear life.1000 milligram cookie.
Fuck. So they smoked, got the munchies
and ate the cookie. That sounds horrible.
Well, that does not sound fun. This one's funny.
(06:04):
Unexpected Home Depot buds asking for compost and the
employee pulls up pics of his own marijuana plants on his
phone. That's funny, dude, that'd be
hilarious. This person said they ate an
entire jar of Alfredo sauce and proceeded to space out for 30
minutes while being really high.An entire jar of Alfredo sauce?
That sounds so gross. Like I like.
(06:25):
Alfredo but not not playing on its own.
I was laying in bed and thought a UFO came to get me but it was
just my ceiling fan. I once got busted smoking pot
while sitting being in a bathroom full of hot water.
When my dad peeked in, I yelled it's.
Steam. It got grounded later.
(06:47):
What, because he was smoking potin the bathroom?
The smoke in there was steam. Oh my gosh.
This person said they ordered food and got scared when it
arrived at the front door. Called their friends for backup
only to realize that it was the delivery guy.
That must be a hell of an. Edible.
Oh yeah, dude. And they just remind me that one
time. Like I have never been so high
(07:09):
than when that edible kicked in while I was driving home.
Oh, that's after we've been smoking.
Like it was like I was pretty decently baked, but then it put
me on a different planet. Hot boxing Hot box bathroom
breakdown. Some hot boxes in a tiny
bathroom with four others passedout on the toilet with the
(07:30):
cradle in there with a candle intheir lap.
Oh. Like a lit candle.
Yeah, teenage vomit. Tuck in.
Teen smokes his at his friend's house, Vomits pass out.
Later discovers their crush. Tuck them into bed.
That's kind of gross. That's weird.
This person was really high and walked into their parents room
(07:51):
and sat there with them for 15 minutes staring at their father
and I asked him so guest where are you from and do you want tea
or coffee? Do that reminds me of this one
video I saw where this guy, he got home from the pub and there
was like this grandma, she's gotlike a moo moo on and she's
like, hey, I got you some food because what happens?
(08:12):
Because you were banging on my door and I needed to come in and
apparently he slept with her. He banged her.
Yeah, dude, good for her. This person said they went
outside and forgot how to walk. I thought I was an astronaut who
was stuck and was out there for good 45 minutes.
They were out there for 45 minutes before someone brought
them back inside thinking they were an astronaut stuck in
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space. Dude, there's episode of the
church, the Church of what's Happening.
So that is Joey Diaz. OK.
So he's over there. He's like, OK, Brandon Elda,
right? Because he's always going to say
everybody's name. Brandon Elda had his guest on my
podcast and this woman ate a starved death 500 milligram
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edible. She ended up leaving halfway
through the episode and ended upthe police were called to help
her because she didn't know where she was at.
She had walked out of his place and was in the middle of the
road. She had no idea where she was,
she was so high. That's nuts.
Can you imagine? Being that would be, oh, this
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one. We've done this.
Spent 20 minutes looking for theremote.
Found it in the fridge on top ofthe butter high GPS say it out
loud. Turned left at 300 feet.
Turned left immediately into so much driveway.
Sat there apologizing. Sat there apologizing to their
mailbox. And this person was watching a
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movie in my living room. My sibling was there too.
For some reason everything started to dim.
I told my sibling, why did you turn out the lights?
She was like, no, I didn't. After a few seconds I realized I
lost control of my eyelids and they were almost closed.
Oh man, that's the thing. Like, you know when?
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Let's see. All right, how about this?
Two guys wandering on the dunes,talking to each other?
Stone friends whispered. Do you see two dudes 2 dudes
walking up to us or am I just tripping?
It turns out they both were higharrest.
Instant comeback, pulled over handcuffed by 4 sheriffs,
searched for an hour, then founda Roach, lit it up and drove
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off. This person said they were
eating their steak dinner and we're having the hardest time
cutting the meat when they were 2/3 of the way down to cut.
Wow. 2/3 of the way through their steak they realized they'd
been cutting it with their knife.
Blunt side down, sharp side up. They also started a stop sign
for 15 minutes, waiting for it to turn green.
Just standing there waiting. This is funny.
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Red a ROM Red Robin as arm. Confusion ensued.
Yeah, 'cause he only saw ramen. He saw ramen and he only saw
arm. He goes, he goes.
Confusion ensued. Put ramen in the fridge instead
of the microwave. Starved for 10 minutes.
I had a brownie one time and straddled my boyfriend.
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It was something out of that movie.
Earth Girls are easy. I swear 20 minutes had gone by
and gave him the time of his life.
But when I came to I looked downat him and we were fully dressed
and he had this stupid look on his face.
What the fuck? Oh man, yeah.
Those are some wild, wild. Dude, they're just like crazy
ones, 'cause I found some of them, they were like concerning.
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They were like, oh, that's not, that's not good.
Yeah, one of them just said theywere really high on an edible on
a Ferris wheel and they were up at the top and they tried to
open the door and hop out. This one's perfect because it
has my name in there. Introduced myself twice and said
to the same person. They asked, are you high?
I said no, I'm Jesse. Why can't I see that happening?
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I'm totally going to do that if somebody asked me.
I'm high. No, I'm just wrong.
Zoom call. Logged into the wrong Zoom
meeting and stayed for 10 minutes nodding like I belonged.
Oh. My gosh.
Hi, texting, texted outside to my own number, waited 5 minutes
to buy some supply. The wrong friend saw my
reflection in the shop window and waved, then waved to Kim.
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I think the waving back was like, I think waving at first
might have been like, oh shit, oh wait, no, that's me.
But waving back? Oh shit.
Oh, oh man, that was good. Like how high do you have to
what kind of animals are y'all taking and where can I find
these? Oh man.
Oh, that's good. The wrong Fred No no, no no.
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That one at a concert screamed play free Bird during a techno
set. DJ actually dropped the remix.
That's cool. That is cool.
I love that one though. Are you high?
No, I'm Jesse Lighter. Hunt found three lighters in my
pocket after spending 30 minutessearching for the 10.
My gosh. Or it's like using your phone in
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the dark, lighting up the flashlight to look for your
phone. Yeah, you're really high.
Yeah, but some of you guys have done it without even being high.
You know you are. Tried spreading weed butter on
toast. Forgot the toast was the bread.
Ate a lump of cold butter on white bread.
That doesn't sound delicious at all.
Tried fixing a bong with duct tape, ended up making a gravity
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bong by accident. That's funny.
Movie theater whisper. I thought I was whispering.
These trailers are taking forever.
Friends said it was basically yelling at strangers.
I could do that. He's taking forever.
Yeah. Really loud.
That's hilarious. Elevator panic hit door open
instead of my floor number, thenproudly waited for my floor to
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arrive. The door open, Ask for one
cheeseburger. Hold the burger cashier.
So just cheese me. Yes, I crave honesty.
Handed the cashier my ID insteadof my buddy.
Stared at her waiting for change.
Ask my friend if mirrors show the opposite, what does the back
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of the mirror look like? He left the room.
Swore I can understand my dog for an hour.
Realized later he was just yawning.
That's hilarious. Tried calculating if dogs
actually know math because they always know exactly when it's
dinner time as so true. My dog always thinks it's dinner
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time when it's even not she going.
She's like sitting there at noon.
I'm like, it's not even close todinner time.
No, my dog Scout now knows like I'm up at 6 and you know, I my
routine of, you know, hit the head and then as soon as I'm
getting out of the bathroom, sheis she does every time her head
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goes like this and she army crawls and she's all smiling
like, hey, that's her. I want food.
So I'm like, oh, you want food? She gets up.
She's like. Oh, she puts her legs up and she
runs off and I go over there andI put food in her bowl, but she
But then, And then at 5:00, fourto five, yeah, she just comes up
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and goes. No motion.
It's kind of like a creepy stare.
Yep. Yeah, Penny, he'll do it because
she knows that when she gets fed, she has to come sit on the
mat in the kitchen. I will not put food in her bowl.
I won't put her food down if she's not sitting there.
So she knows that for any of that to happen, she has to sit
there. So there will be times that it's
or not quite dinner time, but it's 4-5, sometimes 3.
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And she'll go and sit there and just give me that look.
And I'm like, it's not time to eat.
You know that. I don't know what the fuck
you're thinking you're doing, but it's not time right now.
That's Scout. And she just like, oh, OK.
And then she wanders it back outlike, I guess it's not time to
eat. Oh, dude, one morning I, I fed
Scout early and then later on I saw her.
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It was on a weekend. And later on I saw her and she
was just happy as could be. I'm like, why are you so happy
for her? Like she got into something.
Yeah, because we have cut her diet and she has lost so much
weight. She looks great, but she wants
to eat all the time. She's just a a.
She's just Cartman. She's a big back.
She is. She was a big back.
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She is big, fat round dog. Well, supposedly a big back is
just someone who likes to eat. They don't even have to be fat.
No, well, they're so this one, she's a she's she was a fatty,
but dude, I, I mean, she'll comeover, she'll just constantly
beg. Well, one day she got double fed
because she goes to my, my son. She'll go over to her bowl and
she'll look at her bowl and she looks at you like, like.
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Like, Oh my. God, yeah.
Like for $0.80, you could feed this dog a day.
And so it's exactly that, dude. She's just like, and she got
double fed. She was just like laying on her
bed. Like Penny will act the same way
sometimes. And so Emily and I will have to
ask, hey, have you fed Penny? Because it'll be like she's
acting like she hasn't eaten. No, she was just fed.
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Oh, OK. Yeah, I just wanted to check.
You little shit. Get out of here.
Totally. All right, So what have your
guys's funniest edible stories been?
Share them in the comments. If you guys have any crazy high
stories or anything like that, share them below and we'll do
Round 2. And the last one I'll leave with
you is this stared at utensils for 15 minutes, deciding which
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one was more loyal. More loyal.
TuneIn next week, kids take care.
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