September 2, 2025 • 26 mins
When a strain comes in hot from our friends at San Juan Squish Co., you know it’s worth talking about. This week, we’re cracking open some Voodoo Burger — a concentrate that’s equal parts smooth, peppery, and sneaky in its effects.
Strain Breakdown:
Type: Hybrid concentrate (live rosin batter)
THC: ~75%
CBG: ~5% (rare and worth noting)
Genetics: Lineage not disclosed by grower — crafted for concentrate form rather than classic flower breakdown
Terpenes:
Limonene (bright citrus uplift)
β-Caryophyllene (peppery spice, body balance)
α-Pinene & β-Myrcene (minor notes for focus and calm)
Flavor & Effects:
Flavor: Pepper-forward, with coffee-like undertones and a kick in the throat that makes you cough (in the best way).
Effects: Calm, happy, and productive — hits the head first, then eases into a relaxed but clear state. A great starter concentrate for beginners thanks to its balance of CBG + THC.
Onset: Slower than flower, builds gently like a tide instead of a knockout punch.
Best For:
Midday focus without fog
Creative sessions or light productivity (even mowing the lawn feels good on this one)
Microdosing before work or keeping the vibe steady without getting glued to the couch
👉 Whether you’re new to concentrates or a seasoned dabber, Voodoo Burger shows how the right mix of terps and cannabinoids can deliver a smooth, flavorful ride.
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(00:08):
Welcome to Cannabis School. I'm your host, Jesse Angeles.
And I'm Brandon Elder. And we're here to talk to you
about everything pertaining to cannabis from vape, flower,
edibles. Strains.
And everything in between. Yeah.
Hey kids. Welcome back to the show, Heidi.
(00:29):
Hound. So today we are going to be
doing a strain review from some good friends of.
Ours, Yeah. Over at San Juan Squish Co.
Yeah, these guys are. Making some delicious stuff.
It's we're checking out Voodoo Burger today.
Voodoo Burger. Now, I'll tell you when I opened
up that jar, this is a concentrate.
We're super excited. We're going to be able to use
(00:51):
the Doctor Dabber switch to. Thank you, Doctor Dabber.
Yeah, Go down and check out the link below.
Did they give us a code? They did.
It'll be in the show notes and then I believe, I don't know if
it's live, but our product page is being almost up.
So that might be. Dude.
So you can go check there directly.
Has the links. Oh, it's going to be awesome.
(01:12):
You're going to be able to see Doctor Dabber Products stores in
Beckle and many other products we'll talk about in the show.
Cyclouds too. Oh yeah.
Yeah. But before we get into it real
fast, we recently had a company.Well, I guess Jesse reached out
to a company because believe it or not, Jesse started a new job
this last time. And I was concerned that
(01:33):
possibly I needed to take a urinalysis and like.
Many of you like, hey, I don't I'm starting a new job or I work
at this company and. Or I'm in a state where it's
completely illegal and if I everbit piss tested I'm screwed.
Oh yeah, and yet this company that Jesse found reached out to
Synthetics 5. They create this synthetic urine
(01:58):
and. This is some of the top rated
fake P it sells as it's it's super for a funny because like
they have it on their website. As.
Thing. Yeah, it's a kink thing.
Yeah, 'cause marketing and America, you got to do weird
stuff. Because it's hard to like
identify, like saying, hey, yeah, you should take this to
pass your drug test. It's like, no, I don't know
(02:19):
about that. But what's really cool about it
now, Brandon's got one of the packets, and this is it looks
like a juice box, but don't drink it.
Well, it has like the temperature indicator, so it
shows on there when it's in the temperature range that you need
it to be. So it tests positive.
And it has like a little heatingelement.
So like one of those hand warmers that you break up, put
(02:42):
against it, not against your skin.
Because that would be really, how do we say it, stupid, but
that. One would be like you tucked in
your shorts right and this one is super cool.
I wanted to show you guys it's. For those.
Who pee a lot so this is a belt system where this goes
underneath right, this so you put this here it's got a little
(03:02):
indicator here to show if it's at the right temperature and
there's a heating element that you put on the outside not on
the inside on the outside. Your skin and.
Then you have a fake Dick and all you do is you barely touch
the tip. Just touch the.
Tip, just touch the tip and thenoutcomes your, your passing your
(03:23):
drug test. And so these guys are awesome.
We are also they're they, we aregoing to build an amazing
partnership because there are somany of you out there that go to
head shops that are going onlinethat are drinking like golden
putting a bunch of golden Seal and all sorts of random shit
that. Doesn't go juice.
I've heard people trying that. Oh yeah, so many different.
(03:45):
Things Oh dude, I've heard people drinking vinegar yeah,
I've heard of people drinking straight up vinegar before they
go there and not even the good kind, just white distilled so.
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(04:07):
place that requires drug testingbecause they're a large
corporation. Or a doctor.
Or maybe you're an attorney. Or maybe you work with heavy
machinery and they don't allow you to.
Maybe you're a federal employee and you're, you're like, you
know what? I.
Scared to get tested? Yeah, exactly.
I mean, are they going to test? Who knows, right?
But. Both my girlfriend's parents are
(04:29):
federal employees, have been forbasically their entire lives,
and I don't think either of themhave been drug tested.
They're very concerned and worried about using cannabis
because of drug testing, but. Yet.
Well, not anymore. None of them.
Have been. So if you're if you're wow, if
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(04:50):
We don't have the discount or the code yet, but it will.
Wow, you know what by the time you guys see this episode, it'll
be there. We'll we'll make sure to be able
to get it. But man, we are.
This is really, really awesome. I mean, look at this.
It's a 3 oz synthetic piss, 2 year shelf life.
That's a long time. Yeah, it's a really long.
Time universal sized belt temperature strip self adhesive
(05:13):
heating elements. So this thing, one of the
coolest things, this will last up to 8.
Oh wait, let's see. So yeah, you can let this go for
8 hours. You can have this close to you
when you're being able to go andgo pee.
So if it's a 8 hour window, correct heating instructions,
temperature should be reading 98to 100° before using.
(05:37):
So that's cool because there's alot of people that are trying to
borrow other people's pee, but it gets cold and you guys
remember my story, it'll get allover your pants.
So great opportunity. They're going to give us an
amazing discount. Don't know the exact amount, but
it's good. It's a really good discount.
So go pick yourself up, send synthetic 5.
(05:58):
All right, so 2 Voodoo Burger. Oh, you gotta No, Brandon's
already hit it. Tell me a little bit more about
the. I was just looking at, I was
actually trying to find the genetics from this because I
think this is either a Utah growor it's just a combination of
strains combined to create the concentrate because from actual
(06:21):
San Juan Squishko, they don't show the genetic breakdown for
that. Let's see if we can, because
when I search for Voodoo Burger strain, it actually just has
Voodoo strain and I wonder. Well, and talking about their
terps, so lemonine is that's that Beta carefully, lemonine is
(06:42):
your first one, Beta carefully is your secondary.
And then your miners are alpha pinene and beta marisine.
So we got Beta Carefully and Beta marisine.
We got both peppery straits. Yeah, peppery terps.
This has it's like 5% CBG in thestrength.
Yeah, CBGA, I saw that. That's super cool.
Pretty high. For.
(07:03):
And it's at 75% THC. Now remember these are
concentrates, so this isn't yourflower, but.
It's actually not super high. I feel like for a concentrate
75% isn't super bad. No, it's not.
I mean, but we were talking about it before we got on just
because we have some other ones that are also diamonds and
(07:24):
sauce. Yeah.
And we talked about the experience of diamonds and sauce
versus this one is a God. I want to say it's a live resin,
live rosin, actually, yeah. Live Rosin.
Batter. I I really it, it will get you
in the back of the throat. Yeah, this is definitely a very
whoa. It's a heady stream, but it's
(07:46):
not. But it's not super strong If it
doesn't come on super strong like mine's right here.
I think I need to have more. I feel it in the top of my head,
but I feel a different weight inmy cheeks than I do.
I need to have more of them because I'm not feeling that
yet. I do.
I mean, honestly, like that's one of the things that kind of
sucks with this is that with concentrates, it's a little bit
(08:07):
deceiving at first. It's not right away the full
effect, it takes a bit. 10 minutes.
To yeah, to fully kick in and so.
I think that's. I really like this design.
I love the feel, like it's so much cooler to hold in your
hand. Yeah, it's really not a bad
device. I like the Doctor Dabber switch
too. My only complaint is the battery
(08:28):
life because the first one had abetter battery life, but I think
this is a better design. Well, it's because the last one
used Duracell. Just kidding.
Yeah, I've I've seen the marketing, it's always working
the rabbit, but wow. Yeah, so it's supposed to be a
very calm, Yeah, Calm, happy, relaxed.
(08:50):
Coffee. Kind of strain.
Super coffee. Yeah, it's, it's peppery.
I feel it down here in my throat, like way deep down in.
Yep, yeah. I could definitely see that I I.
I feel like Nicki Minaj over there.
Oh yeah, hit that thing, that dangly thing in the back of my
throat. Like it definitely hits me right
there. It's really like this is a slow
(09:12):
pole one. Like I know we're taking a bunch
to get the the experience, but this is something that you need
to pull really slowly from Miracine beta Caraflene.
These peppery terps are definitely going to.
I feel that these terps help me to get the experience faster
(09:32):
because it forces me to cough. It's kind of cool dude.
You think about this plant and it's almost like got built in OS
instructions. You need to cough.
Well, it's like the old maxim ofif you need to cough to get off.
So if you want to get high, better, better get coughing.
Yeah, oh dude, I mean some of the most intense highs I've ever
(09:52):
had. I've been coughing.
Well I feel that's the most intense highs yes, because
usually a cough is from like a larger hit, a bigger dose.
Like when I coughed the hardest from it was when I did 1/3 of a
gram of dab. And I'm trying to think if I
used that in a Doctor dabber switch or if I was using glass
(10:13):
and a torch when I did that. Because a glass and a torch hits
way harder because even doing the 92nd Alexa or whatever,
wait, I feel like that hit way harder because it was still a
hotter temperature than I'm doing with a Doctor dabber
because I always start at the lowest temperature on here.
I'm like, where can I start at and get the most terps, the best
flavors? And I always find that the
(10:35):
experience is still really nice.And then I can go, I can go up
from there. Yeah.
And that's the, you know, when we're talking about like
diamonds and sauce too, like that's one thing that we had
talked about, that those crystals are just giant THC
crystals. Just pure THC which is just but
your anxiety. But it has the sauce in there
(10:55):
and that has. Yeah, around it.
So one of the things we were talking about is that when you
get those, you want to break them up immediately and start
mixing it around to get all of that.
Cuz that's the mistake I made with another one where I took
that and I was like, it was good.
But then when I mixed the sauce with it so much, man, it was
(11:16):
like, cuz that's where have you been experience?
Comes in. And the device you're using.
So again, these devices. The CYC.
The bomb cycloud that you were using.
Oh, it's so good, but the the bomb Cycloud, which big shout
out to you guys. You guys are sending us out
another one for branded Yay my my little space Dome that broke.
(11:38):
Is that the tall one? No, the small guy that came with
it. You get the small guy you.
Just have the tall boy now. But the small guy was super cool
because it feels as. Dumb.
So tiny. Yeah, yeah.
And it it's such a good hit, butI noticed that with this one.
I like this one. This one doesn't get, I'm still
trying to mess around with the temperature settings on the BOM
(12:00):
side cloud. It's not as clear as this is.
And plus you have an app which is so much cooler.
Honestly, just because of the inconvenience of it, I often
don't use the app just because Ican go to here and push it to
the dark blue color and that's the lowest temp that.
I go. And that's your and then I just
(12:21):
start there so I don't have to pull out the app.
The only thing that's fun for meis the app shows the amount of
dabs that I have done on this device.
That's cool. And already I think it's
ludicrous. Like I realize just how much I
dab because that's not all that I do.
Well, that's kind of cool too. It's like your.
Pens. Screen time on your phone?
(12:41):
Yeah, that's a really good dude.That's cool.
It'll be like, oh, you've dabbed300 tabs and I'm like, shit,
they haven't sent this out that long ago.
And I vaporize, I light up, I use pens, I use edibles like.
So that's quite. A few.
So how much has it said that you've done?
I have no idea, it's on my. Phone.
Oh yeah. That's recording.
So, you know, I totally get it. It could be like, Oh my gosh, I
(13:03):
did that. And then it's other like, Oh
yeah, you see what I did. And so it would be like two
different ways where you got homies together going, dude,
whatever, How many dabs you got on your rig?
Like it's like competition. I mean Eric Kahn and it just
says error, right? It doesn't.
It doesn't even show how many just.
Error. It's like it.
Broke it that high. But what I do, what I'm sitting
(13:26):
like when you're using a rig such as these, you're going to
get a more well-rounded experience.
Why am I saying that? Well, because the banger
actually provides this buffer for you to be able to give you
better experiences and not burn it.
Now I have the the honey stick Phantom.
(13:48):
It's that awesome device pen, yeah, that I can put my
concentrate in, but it's sittingon coils.
Oh, it's I like ceramics better.Or me too.
Whatever this one is in there's,it might be.
It's like almost like a steel bowl.
This one's not. It's like clear.
It's like a glass ceramic kind of 1.
Inside. Very cool.
(14:09):
Yeah, the other one, the Boost Evo, which I'll bring next time.
OK, the Boost EBO has a metal bowl.
OK. But it's the temperatures don't
get too high. So it's good though.
It's good. It's really good.
The only thing that sucks is thebattery life.
I think that's what you're saying like Oh yes, their
products, the battery life, but well, but.
(14:31):
I don't ever bought the Doctor Dabber Switch.
Yeah, and that one I bought because I had started with the
Puffco Peak and for me that one didn't last all day.
It would only last 1/3 of the day, half the day.
Well, and they're not, I mean. You can't use it while you
charge it. So I would be like well shit, if
I'm dabbing and dabs are what I have, well then I have to wait.
(14:53):
And for someone who medicinally uses, if it's hours and hours
till it's done charging, well then it's going well.
It's hours and hours until I canactually medicate again.
And maybe I'm hurting, maybe I'msore, maybe I'm feeling super
anxious. And so this one, it was like the
doctor dabber switch lasted all day long.
But that's why I bought that onespecifically was because I was
(15:14):
like, OK, this one's battery life is supposed to be the best.
Yeah. So for someone like me, it made
the most sense. But I can imagine that even
though like their Evo and stuff is not meant for me, it's meant
for a a light lighter consumer. Someone uses smaller doses.
Two or three times a day A. Couple of times you know and
they're like cool, this is great.
(15:34):
It's perfect size, it's portablesmaller than that, like it's
still easy to clean. I'm sure you know still a Doctor
Dabber device, but it's not thatone so.
Well, and that's the thing too with concentrates.
I, I really appreciate it. So one thing that typically
happens with those of us that love flour is that we start
(15:55):
getting the midnight cough. I don't know if you know what
that is, but for me, the midnight cough is coughing in
your sleep because you smoke toomuch flour.
I remember there was a time where I was hitting that little
bong. That's all I wanted because
flame to flower for me is the best high period I feel.
(16:15):
Yeah. So like this is.
Great. This is great.
It's very clean. But that is better.
Yes, I love how clean this is. I like the flavors that come
from so I like the duration of the experience that comes with
it. Long but for like the purest
best experience, I still have yet to find something that beats
(16:38):
Flame the flower. No, it's really difficult
because the, but again, you're also, you're burning a plant and
you're inhaling it. So it's, it's a little bit
different now. I like going to concentrates to
give my my lungs and my throat abreak.
And it is a nice way. I get a little dry, but that's
(17:00):
just to the cottonmouth. But I don't get what would I do?
Like, like the Phantom, like I take that with me.
Yeah, I'll take a couple hits before I go into work and I'm
not going to stink like I just hit it.
Yeah. I need to get myself a better
portable one because we need. To get you a phantom, we need to
reach out to those guys so. Many other products too that are
(17:21):
in that size and that scope and I'm like, we just need ones for
on the go for that because I still rely too much on my pens
because of that. And I realize I have a lot of
concentrates. It's like the concentrate
episode. Concentrate experience over a
pen, and that's why I've leaned towards live rosins.
Look at this. Yeah, it's tiny.
(17:43):
It's tiny what's really cool. You get my temperature.
Control right there and it's squeeze.
I just squeeze. You just squeeze it.
Look at. It's metal, it's like durable as
fuck. That thing is not going to break
if you drop it I feel like. Let me check that and this is
the issue. Look like I've got some
concentrate that don't reach the.
Coils, yeah. And so I'm like, oh, I'm out of
(18:05):
it. And then I look in there and I'm
like, there's a big fucking crystal in there.
So that's another thing with diamonds on these things.
They don't. Melt at the same time.
Nope, you've got to go. Hotter the terps will burn off
real fast and then you have to raise it to burn.
Off and then you're just gettingstraight THC.
Because you've already burned off all the terps.
But I will tell you that unless.You start it higher.
Like the only downside of these is you got to clean it weekly,
(18:29):
which is fine. I know people's like fuck you
don't clean it, but there's other people over there that
don't clean their fucking bongs ever.
Oh. Yeah, or their rigs ever and I'm
like Oh my gosh, like let's not smoke out of.
That if you are a person who really doesn't enjoy cleaning
your shit all the time, get a bomb.
Cycloud 100%. Or smoke joints, but you never
(18:52):
have to clean. A thing you'll notice like the
difference of cleaning this to the bomb cycloud.
Big huge difference. I drop it into ISO, shake it
around, open up the top and thenwipe it off.
This one's really nice 'cause this, this top thing pulls out
here. I just soaked.
Oh. Yeah, it's unscrews.
And then no, it doesn't even unscrew this top just lifts off
(19:14):
and then inside the sleeve, you just pull out the ceramic thing
and you can soak that whole thing.
And then you just Q-tip under there with ISO dude.
And it's super simple. Like that's what I liked with
Doctor Dabbers. They're very, they've been very
nice, easy to clean, very good quality products.
So sure. So tell me about what you're
(19:36):
feeling right now. How is it that you've had 1520
minutes to settle into the experience?
And again attesting to concentrates, you should never
judge a book by its cover. Usually when you hit weed like
as many times as we did, you would be coughing and you would
feel it instantly. I there's very rarely where I
smoke flour where I don't feel it instantly.
(19:59):
Yeah, this it's pretty fast. This is a very slow onset, but
it's not a creeper. It's just like the tide coming
in. Yeah, it's just very gentle.
It's. It's super mild.
It's not. This is a great beginner
concentrate strain. Yeah, I could see that.
High CBG. Oh yeah, too high THC.
(20:20):
Well, in having products such aslike this Phantom, we'll we'll
talk to these guys. Honey stick honey.
Yeah, they're, they're super cool because for those of you
that are just getting started, sometimes a rig such as that can
be a little bit intimidating. Inexpensive to get into. 100%
Well, I mean, we've got codes and so you guys can always get
discounts and we want you. To use if you're starting the
(20:42):
doctor dabber switch too. Might not be the product that
you get into it with. I think this is like 150 bucks,
maybe $200. It's built very well.
If you're new though. I think it's cheaper just.
To get the site cloud. Oh 100% like this.
I would much rather have a cycloud and use it at home.
Set it a low temp. Like I would probably get better
(21:05):
use and that's it's not like it's not coils.
I love the portability of that device, but it's still coils.
That one's a ceramic bowl, a banger.
It's deep, it's completely concealed box.
Like with our code. And dude, the the little fidget
spinner. It's so inner I.
Use it every time I was doing with my wife and my wife goes
and it stops spinning. She goes, keep spinning it and
(21:26):
I'm like, I know I said she goes, what does it do?
And I'm like, oh, it moves the air around in there.
She goes, really? And I'm like, no, it's just it's
cool. Like I, I enjoy it.
Like it. I know when I need to clean it.
Yeah, when it doesn't spin very much anymore.
Yeah, I can feel it on this whenI wiggle the clit around and
then I'm like, oh, it feels sticky.
Probably should clean it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
(21:48):
But what's cool on the bottom ofthe bomb side cloud is that they
have ports. Oh yeah, as it spins.
Yeah, as it spin in there and soit's like the.
Straw just has it, but I'm like,that makes sense because it
guides and directs, yeah. It's cycloud.
Where it double. I think that's why you get such
great hits from that. It is turd.
Pearls. 100% it turns it into like these Milky clouds.
(22:10):
Yeah, like it's so dense. Such good hits.
On this is a good strain for beginning, but it's also a good
strain where I could see it where it's mild enough because
it's a hybrid. So you could do like this is I
want to go mow the lawn type of string.
I could get a lot of shit done. I could work around the house.
I. Could just be by myself.
Yeah, I'd be content. I don't feel like I would want
(22:32):
to just cruise the Internet. I feel like I want to.
I'd want to be productive in some sort of.
Yeah, doing something like, that's one of the things I've
liked getting this new job is like, they don't, you know, you
can use cannabis, you're an adult, so that's awesome.
We can't. Well, we've got a company for
that. Yeah, we got a campaign for
sure. Dude, we got you.
(22:52):
But it's it's cool because I'm using very little.
I'm using micro doses right before I go in.
And dude, I am so thrilled. I'm like, is it 1 already?
Oh, yeah. And I got there at 8:30 and I'm
like, whoa. And so I eat my lunch, walk out,
pick up the puffs, go back in. Is it 4 already?
(23:15):
Holy shit it went by quick. Yeah, that's how I would always
work at companies break time. I'd go out and take a couple
hits, come back in. When I first got there, I'd take
it was back in the days of like every cart was a 5 ton thread.
You would pop off the top. So I'd just snag AQ tip at work,
pop off the top my 510 thread, dab it not AQ tip, a toothpick
(23:36):
in there and stir it into my coffee.
Oh yeah, my. Coffee has a little bit of an
edible there. So as I sip on my coffee
throughout that morning, my whole morning until lunch was
pleasant. I was focused.
I was really in the zone and working and like.
Oh dude, you should be do it. Or do you still do that?
Do you still put? On No, because I don't.
(23:58):
I now have become way more particular about my coffee and
the flavors that I would hate to.
Fuck it up, yeah. I would hate to ruin it that I
drink mine black. I will not put anything in my
coffee. Brandon's not racist.
No, unless it's later. Addie.
Addie had coffee the other week and she put Creamer in it and I
looked over and I was like, Jesus Christ, honey, there's a
(24:20):
clan meeting going on in your coffee.
And I was like. I was like, how wide is that?
Like this is terrible. Yeah, you know, people just like
I mean it, you know, the latte it.
Just made me laugh. No, no, but it's so.
But like, no, I get that what you're saying.
And it's the same thing with cannabis.
That's why, you know, some people are like, Oh yeah, just
throw a bunch of shit in there. Like, yeah, you can do combos,
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but it needs to be thought out. I would look at the terps and
how well they're going to play with each other.
You don't want to put the same terps on top of terps because
then you really can't tell. Yeah, because I mean it comes
down to that. If you get like crazy anxious or
just. Oh yeah.
Horrible mix. And you're like, oh man, I had
10 strings, why did I pick thosetwo?
Well, that was the thing I was worried about with the pining.
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But the pining is really good because it's more energetic,
it's more focused and this great.
Daytime. Yeah, this is good because it
doesn't make you stupid, but it doesn't make you super.
It's not. I feel hyper.
Clear headed. Super clear headed.
I I feel it in my eyes. Yep, I feel it in my head.
I mean, if somebody was talking to me midday, they'd be like,
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are you high? I'm like, are you high?
Do. You go on a beat.
Your eyes I, I have a good excuse because I just go, well,
my eyes are slant and they go, oh, OK, now they feel like they
said something racist to me and they're like, and so they don't
look at my eyes. So if you have someone thinking
you're high. Just yeah, just saying it's part
of MyHeritage. And they go, oh, sorry.
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And if you don't have slanted eyes, well, TuneIn, next week
maybe you'll find out how. Or just go get some of this
Voodoo burger. All right guys, this has been a
fun episode. Let us know what you think.
Go give us some love over there.Support us on the show, go to
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Later.
Welcome to Cannabis School. I'm your host, Jesse Angeles.
And I'm Brandon Elder. And we're here to talk to you
about everything pertaining to cannabis from vape, flower,
edibles. Strains.
And everything in between. Yeah.
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Hound. So today we are going to be
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Ours, Yeah. Over at San Juan Squish Co.
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It's we're checking out Voodoo Burger today.
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Yeah. But before we get into it real
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this last time. And I was concerned that
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possibly I needed to take a urinalysis and like.
Many of you like, hey, I don't I'm starting a new job or I work
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Well, it has like the temperature indicator, so it
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So like one of those hand warmers that you break up, put
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Because that would be really, how do we say it, stupid, but
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I wanted to show you guys it's. For those.
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All right, so 2 Voodoo Burger. Oh, you gotta No, Brandon's
already hit it. Tell me a little bit more about
the. I was just looking at, I was
actually trying to find the genetics from this because I
think this is either a Utah growor it's just a combination of
strains combined to create the concentrate because from actual
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San Juan Squishko, they don't show the genetic breakdown for
that. Let's see if we can, because
when I search for Voodoo Burger strain, it actually just has
Voodoo strain and I wonder. Well, and talking about their
terps, so lemonine is that's that Beta carefully, lemonine is
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your first one, Beta carefully is your secondary.
And then your miners are alpha pinene and beta marisine.
So we got Beta Carefully and Beta marisine.
We got both peppery straits. Yeah, peppery terps.
This has it's like 5% CBG in thestrength.
Yeah, CBGA, I saw that. That's super cool.
Pretty high. For.
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And it's at 75% THC. Now remember these are
concentrates, so this isn't yourflower, but.
It's actually not super high. I feel like for a concentrate
75% isn't super bad. No, it's not.
I mean, but we were talking about it before we got on just
because we have some other ones that are also diamonds and
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sauce. Yeah.
And we talked about the experience of diamonds and sauce
versus this one is a God. I want to say it's a live resin,
live rosin, actually, yeah. Live Rosin.
Batter. I I really it, it will get you
in the back of the throat. Yeah, this is definitely a very
whoa. It's a heady stream, but it's
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not. But it's not super strong If it
doesn't come on super strong like mine's right here.
I think I need to have more. I feel it in the top of my head,
but I feel a different weight inmy cheeks than I do.
I need to have more of them because I'm not feeling that
yet. I do.
I mean, honestly, like that's one of the things that kind of
sucks with this is that with concentrates, it's a little bit
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deceiving at first. It's not right away the full
effect, it takes a bit. 10 minutes.
To yeah, to fully kick in and so.
I think that's. I really like this design.
I love the feel, like it's so much cooler to hold in your
hand. Yeah, it's really not a bad
device. I like the Doctor Dabber switch
too. My only complaint is the battery
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life because the first one had abetter battery life, but I think
this is a better design. Well, it's because the last one
used Duracell. Just kidding.
Yeah, I've I've seen the marketing, it's always working
the rabbit, but wow. Yeah, so it's supposed to be a
very calm, Yeah, Calm, happy, relaxed.
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Coffee. Kind of strain.
Super coffee. Yeah, it's, it's peppery.
I feel it down here in my throat, like way deep down in.
Yep, yeah. I could definitely see that I I.
I feel like Nicki Minaj over there.
Oh yeah, hit that thing, that dangly thing in the back of my
throat. Like it definitely hits me right
there. It's really like this is a slow
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pole one. Like I know we're taking a bunch
to get the the experience, but this is something that you need
to pull really slowly from Miracine beta Caraflene.
These peppery terps are definitely going to.
I feel that these terps help me to get the experience faster
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because it forces me to cough. It's kind of cool dude.
You think about this plant and it's almost like got built in OS
instructions. You need to cough.
Well, it's like the old maxim ofif you need to cough to get off.
So if you want to get high, better, better get coughing.
Yeah, oh dude, I mean some of the most intense highs I've ever
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had. I've been coughing.
Well I feel that's the most intense highs yes, because
usually a cough is from like a larger hit, a bigger dose.
Like when I coughed the hardest from it was when I did 1/3 of a
gram of dab. And I'm trying to think if I
used that in a Doctor dabber switch or if I was using glass
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and a torch when I did that. Because a glass and a torch hits
way harder because even doing the 92nd Alexa or whatever,
wait, I feel like that hit way harder because it was still a
hotter temperature than I'm doing with a Doctor dabber
because I always start at the lowest temperature on here.
I'm like, where can I start at and get the most terps, the best
flavors? And I always find that the
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experience is still really nice.And then I can go, I can go up
from there. Yeah.
And that's the, you know, when we're talking about like
diamonds and sauce too, like that's one thing that we had
talked about, that those crystals are just giant THC
crystals. Just pure THC which is just but
your anxiety. But it has the sauce in there
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and that has. Yeah, around it.
So one of the things we were talking about is that when you
get those, you want to break them up immediately and start
mixing it around to get all of that.
Cuz that's the mistake I made with another one where I took
that and I was like, it was good.
But then when I mixed the sauce with it so much, man, it was
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like, cuz that's where have you been experience?
Comes in. And the device you're using.
So again, these devices. The CYC.
The bomb cycloud that you were using.
Oh, it's so good, but the the bomb Cycloud, which big shout
out to you guys. You guys are sending us out
another one for branded Yay my my little space Dome that broke.
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Is that the tall one? No, the small guy that came with
it. You get the small guy you.
Just have the tall boy now. But the small guy was super cool
because it feels as. Dumb.
So tiny. Yeah, yeah.
And it it's such a good hit, butI noticed that with this one.
I like this one. This one doesn't get, I'm still
trying to mess around with the temperature settings on the BOM
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side cloud. It's not as clear as this is.
And plus you have an app which is so much cooler.
Honestly, just because of the inconvenience of it, I often
don't use the app just because Ican go to here and push it to
the dark blue color and that's the lowest temp that.
I go. And that's your and then I just
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start there so I don't have to pull out the app.
The only thing that's fun for meis the app shows the amount of
dabs that I have done on this device.
That's cool. And already I think it's
ludicrous. Like I realize just how much I
dab because that's not all that I do.
Well, that's kind of cool too. It's like your.
Pens. Screen time on your phone?
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Yeah, that's a really good dude.That's cool.
It'll be like, oh, you've dabbed300 tabs and I'm like, shit,
they haven't sent this out that long ago.
And I vaporize, I light up, I use pens, I use edibles like.
So that's quite. A few.
So how much has it said that you've done?
I have no idea, it's on my. Phone.
Oh yeah. That's recording.
So, you know, I totally get it. It could be like, Oh my gosh, I
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did that. And then it's other like, Oh
yeah, you see what I did. And so it would be like two
different ways where you got homies together going, dude,
whatever, How many dabs you got on your rig?
Like it's like competition. I mean Eric Kahn and it just
says error, right? It doesn't.
It doesn't even show how many just.
Error. It's like it.
Broke it that high. But what I do, what I'm sitting
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like when you're using a rig such as these, you're going to
get a more well-rounded experience.
Why am I saying that? Well, because the banger
actually provides this buffer for you to be able to give you
better experiences and not burn it.
Now I have the the honey stick Phantom.
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It's that awesome device pen, yeah, that I can put my
concentrate in, but it's sittingon coils.
Oh, it's I like ceramics better.Or me too.
Whatever this one is in there's,it might be.
It's like almost like a steel bowl.
This one's not. It's like clear.
It's like a glass ceramic kind of 1.
Inside. Very cool.
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Yeah, the other one, the Boost Evo, which I'll bring next time.
OK, the Boost EBO has a metal bowl.
OK. But it's the temperatures don't
get too high. So it's good though.
It's good. It's really good.
The only thing that sucks is thebattery life.
I think that's what you're saying like Oh yes, their
products, the battery life, but well, but.
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I don't ever bought the Doctor Dabber Switch.
Yeah, and that one I bought because I had started with the
Puffco Peak and for me that one didn't last all day.
It would only last 1/3 of the day, half the day.
Well, and they're not, I mean. You can't use it while you
charge it. So I would be like well shit, if
I'm dabbing and dabs are what I have, well then I have to wait.
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And for someone who medicinally uses, if it's hours and hours
till it's done charging, well then it's going well.
It's hours and hours until I canactually medicate again.
And maybe I'm hurting, maybe I'msore, maybe I'm feeling super
anxious. And so this one, it was like the
doctor dabber switch lasted all day long.
But that's why I bought that onespecifically was because I was
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like, OK, this one's battery life is supposed to be the best.
Yeah. So for someone like me, it made
the most sense. But I can imagine that even
though like their Evo and stuff is not meant for me, it's meant
for a a light lighter consumer. Someone uses smaller doses.
Two or three times a day A. Couple of times you know and
they're like cool, this is great.
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It's perfect size, it's portablesmaller than that, like it's
still easy to clean. I'm sure you know still a Doctor
Dabber device, but it's not thatone so.
Well, and that's the thing too with concentrates.
I, I really appreciate it. So one thing that typically
happens with those of us that love flour is that we start
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getting the midnight cough. I don't know if you know what
that is, but for me, the midnight cough is coughing in
your sleep because you smoke toomuch flour.
I remember there was a time where I was hitting that little
bong. That's all I wanted because
flame to flower for me is the best high period I feel.
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Yeah. So like this is.
Great. This is great.
It's very clean. But that is better.
Yes, I love how clean this is. I like the flavors that come
from so I like the duration of the experience that comes with
it. Long but for like the purest
best experience, I still have yet to find something that beats
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Flame the flower. No, it's really difficult
because the, but again, you're also, you're burning a plant and
you're inhaling it. So it's, it's a little bit
different now. I like going to concentrates to
give my my lungs and my throat abreak.
And it is a nice way. I get a little dry, but that's
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just to the cottonmouth. But I don't get what would I do?
Like, like the Phantom, like I take that with me.
Yeah, I'll take a couple hits before I go into work and I'm
not going to stink like I just hit it.
Yeah. I need to get myself a better
portable one because we need. To get you a phantom, we need to
reach out to those guys so. Many other products too that are
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in that size and that scope and I'm like, we just need ones for
on the go for that because I still rely too much on my pens
because of that. And I realize I have a lot of
concentrates. It's like the concentrate
episode. Concentrate experience over a
pen, and that's why I've leaned towards live rosins.
Look at this. Yeah, it's tiny.
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It's tiny what's really cool. You get my temperature.
Control right there and it's squeeze.
I just squeeze. You just squeeze it.
Look at. It's metal, it's like durable as
fuck. That thing is not going to break
if you drop it I feel like. Let me check that and this is
the issue. Look like I've got some
concentrate that don't reach the.
Coils, yeah. And so I'm like, oh, I'm out of
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it. And then I look in there and I'm
like, there's a big fucking crystal in there.
So that's another thing with diamonds on these things.
They don't. Melt at the same time.
Nope, you've got to go. Hotter the terps will burn off
real fast and then you have to raise it to burn.
Off and then you're just gettingstraight THC.
Because you've already burned off all the terps.
But I will tell you that unless.You start it higher.
Like the only downside of these is you got to clean it weekly,
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which is fine. I know people's like fuck you
don't clean it, but there's other people over there that
don't clean their fucking bongs ever.
Oh. Yeah, or their rigs ever and I'm
like Oh my gosh, like let's not smoke out of.
That if you are a person who really doesn't enjoy cleaning
your shit all the time, get a bomb.
Cycloud 100%. Or smoke joints, but you never
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have to clean. A thing you'll notice like the
difference of cleaning this to the bomb cycloud.
Big huge difference. I drop it into ISO, shake it
around, open up the top and thenwipe it off.
This one's really nice 'cause this, this top thing pulls out
here. I just soaked.
Oh. Yeah, it's unscrews.
And then no, it doesn't even unscrew this top just lifts off
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and then inside the sleeve, you just pull out the ceramic thing
and you can soak that whole thing.
And then you just Q-tip under there with ISO dude.
And it's super simple. Like that's what I liked with
Doctor Dabbers. They're very, they've been very
nice, easy to clean, very good quality products.
So sure. So tell me about what you're
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feeling right now. How is it that you've had 1520
minutes to settle into the experience?
And again attesting to concentrates, you should never
judge a book by its cover. Usually when you hit weed like
as many times as we did, you would be coughing and you would
feel it instantly. I there's very rarely where I
smoke flour where I don't feel it instantly.
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Yeah, this it's pretty fast. This is a very slow onset, but
it's not a creeper. It's just like the tide coming
in. Yeah, it's just very gentle.
It's. It's super mild.
It's not. This is a great beginner
concentrate strain. Yeah, I could see that.
High CBG. Oh yeah, too high THC.
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Well, in having products such aslike this Phantom, we'll we'll
talk to these guys. Honey stick honey.
Yeah, they're, they're super cool because for those of you
that are just getting started, sometimes a rig such as that can
be a little bit intimidating. Inexpensive to get into. 100%
Well, I mean, we've got codes and so you guys can always get
discounts and we want you. To use if you're starting the
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doctor dabber switch too. Might not be the product that
you get into it with. I think this is like 150 bucks,
maybe $200. It's built very well.
If you're new though. I think it's cheaper just.
To get the site cloud. Oh 100% like this.
I would much rather have a cycloud and use it at home.
Set it a low temp. Like I would probably get better
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use and that's it's not like it's not coils.
I love the portability of that device, but it's still coils.
That one's a ceramic bowl, a banger.
It's deep, it's completely concealed box.
Like with our code. And dude, the the little fidget
spinner. It's so inner I.
Use it every time I was doing with my wife and my wife goes
and it stops spinning. She goes, keep spinning it and
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I'm like, I know I said she goes, what does it do?
And I'm like, oh, it moves the air around in there.
She goes, really? And I'm like, no, it's just it's
cool. Like I, I enjoy it.
Like it. I know when I need to clean it.
Yeah, when it doesn't spin very much anymore.
Yeah, I can feel it on this whenI wiggle the clit around and
then I'm like, oh, it feels sticky.
Probably should clean it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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But what's cool on the bottom ofthe bomb side cloud is that they
have ports. Oh yeah, as it spins.
Yeah, as it spin in there and soit's like the.
Straw just has it, but I'm like,that makes sense because it
guides and directs, yeah. It's cycloud.
Where it double. I think that's why you get such
great hits from that. It is turd.
Pearls. 100% it turns it into like these Milky clouds.
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Yeah, like it's so dense. Such good hits.
On this is a good strain for beginning, but it's also a good
strain where I could see it where it's mild enough because
it's a hybrid. So you could do like this is I
want to go mow the lawn type of string.
I could get a lot of shit done. I could work around the house.
I. Could just be by myself.
Yeah, I'd be content. I don't feel like I would want
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to just cruise the Internet. I feel like I want to.
I'd want to be productive in some sort of.
Yeah, doing something like, that's one of the things I've
liked getting this new job is like, they don't, you know, you
can use cannabis, you're an adult, so that's awesome.
We can't. Well, we've got a company for
that. Yeah, we got a campaign for
sure. Dude, we got you.
(22:52):
But it's it's cool because I'm using very little.
I'm using micro doses right before I go in.
And dude, I am so thrilled. I'm like, is it 1 already?
Oh, yeah. And I got there at 8:30 and I'm
like, whoa. And so I eat my lunch, walk out,
pick up the puffs, go back in. Is it 4 already?
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Holy shit it went by quick. Yeah, that's how I would always
work at companies break time. I'd go out and take a couple
hits, come back in. When I first got there, I'd take
it was back in the days of like every cart was a 5 ton thread.
You would pop off the top. So I'd just snag AQ tip at work,
pop off the top my 510 thread, dab it not AQ tip, a toothpick
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in there and stir it into my coffee.
Oh yeah, my. Coffee has a little bit of an
edible there. So as I sip on my coffee
throughout that morning, my whole morning until lunch was
pleasant. I was focused.
I was really in the zone and working and like.
Oh dude, you should be do it. Or do you still do that?
Do you still put? On No, because I don't.
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I now have become way more particular about my coffee and
the flavors that I would hate to.
Fuck it up, yeah. I would hate to ruin it that I
drink mine black. I will not put anything in my
coffee. Brandon's not racist.
No, unless it's later. Addie.
Addie had coffee the other week and she put Creamer in it and I
looked over and I was like, Jesus Christ, honey, there's a
(24:20):
clan meeting going on in your coffee.
And I was like. I was like, how wide is that?
Like this is terrible. Yeah, you know, people just like
I mean it, you know, the latte it.
Just made me laugh. No, no, but it's so.
But like, no, I get that what you're saying.
And it's the same thing with cannabis.
That's why, you know, some people are like, Oh yeah, just
throw a bunch of shit in there. Like, yeah, you can do combos,
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but it needs to be thought out. I would look at the terps and
how well they're going to play with each other.
You don't want to put the same terps on top of terps because
then you really can't tell. Yeah, because I mean it comes
down to that. If you get like crazy anxious or
just. Oh yeah.
Horrible mix. And you're like, oh man, I had
10 strings, why did I pick thosetwo?
Well, that was the thing I was worried about with the pining.
(25:01):
But the pining is really good because it's more energetic,
it's more focused and this great.
Daytime. Yeah, this is good because it
doesn't make you stupid, but it doesn't make you super.
It's not. I feel hyper.
Clear headed. Super clear headed.
I I feel it in my eyes. Yep, I feel it in my head.
I mean, if somebody was talking to me midday, they'd be like,
(25:23):
are you high? I'm like, are you high?
Do. You go on a beat.
Your eyes I, I have a good excuse because I just go, well,
my eyes are slant and they go, oh, OK, now they feel like they
said something racist to me and they're like, and so they don't
look at my eyes. So if you have someone thinking
you're high. Just yeah, just saying it's part
of MyHeritage. And they go, oh, sorry.
(25:47):
And if you don't have slanted eyes, well, TuneIn, next week
maybe you'll find out how. Or just go get some of this
Voodoo burger. All right guys, this has been a
fun episode. Let us know what you think.
Go give us some love over there.Support us on the show, go to
Patreon or. All our links are below, check
out what we've got. Yeah, check out all this cool
(26:07):
stuff and maximize it. Pass your piss test.
Yep, TuneIn next week. Love you guys.
Later.
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