Can't Get Any Worse Podcast

Public holiday podcasting just hits differently! Chaos as usual in an absolutely jam packed day but perhaps nothing to do more important than watch John Cena's last Wrestlemania!

I also talk about P's doctor visit with his new doctor, an awkward encounter with a lady and a bell, couch shopping and camp chairs, driving an eshay to the train station, Tim Dillons new special, Love on the Spectrum, Deric Poston on Rogan The Minecraf...

Episode 150 we are here!!! You didn't think we were going to make it, we didn't think we were going to make it but here we are. What was supposed to be a celebration with the OG crew Ash and Adrian has resulted in another solo pod by my lonesome, but that won't stop us having a good time!

I also talk about P's eye causing him havoc, hospital stories, getting called out by some podcaster, Newcastle trip recap, Chris Lilley is ba...

We’re back for UFC 313, a card filled with aging legends, unproven prospects, and all the chaos you’d expect. I’ve got spicy takes, wild picks, and enough nonsense to get you banned from MMA Twitter.

UFC News & Gossip

Cain Velasquez convicted!

UFC x Meta teaming up to "fix" rankings.

McGregor is running for Irish president.

Aaron Pico finally joins the UFC.

Merab vs. Suga official for UFC 316. Strap in.

Peña vs. Kayla Harri...

It's been an absolute c.u.n.t of a week and we break it right down! On top of this we have an in house guest today that keeps popping in and out, P is off school with a swollen eyelid and likes to make his presence felt through this episode!

I also talk about having a fall at my sons school, hot water system blowing up, my kids teaching me about religion, almost hitting rock bottom for a gig, paying to go to a farm, weird dream...

This is the Unofficial Podcast Royale 2.0 Breakdown, and if you’re a fight fan, this one’s for you, we’re bringing the heat with a special crossover episode.

I’m joined by Ty from The Roads We've Walked and Matty from Meraki Podcast to break down Podcast Royale 2.0, happening April 26, 2025. We’re covering every fight on the card, breaking down the matchups, and getting inside the minds of the fighters themselves. We had call-i...

A lot of predators hide their dirty laundry and give the image of being a nice guy, not us here at the Can't Get Any Worse Podcast... we air all our dirty laundry and we kick off with some classic "should my kids be doing that" moments...

I also talk about french kissing, sigma boy, doubling jumping on a trampoline, awkward work moments, recording a breakdown of the upcoming Podcast Royale for Alpha Events, Brisbane Comedy Dram...

Fresh off the back of another painful Kindy drop off, we take a look back to this time last week when i had to pick P up with a sore foot and have child services called on us!

I also talk about taking boxes to school just to bring them back, Westy killing it at Naplan, getting vaccines at school, inventing the redneck roller coaster, panic attacks at gigs, Bert Kreischer's new special Lucky, Moana 2, UFC's card over the weekend ...

New camera who dis?.. Does he know how to work it though? Now that's another question but things are looking good. I talk about the new camera for the studio and using it for Vlogs on my new Youtube channel @JimmyMissen go throw it a follow!

I also talk about having a week off with power outages, seeing a couple have a different reaction to what we would have, copping a water pick to the eye, a mum getting roasted at school pic...

Third times the charm! Full transparency, this is the 3rd podcast I've tried to record today and the cylinders are just not firing so my apologies guys!

I also talk about Cyclone Alfred, my kids shoplifting for the first time, Eshays at the gym, possibly the biggest alpha move I have ever seen at Subway, Better Beers upside down cans, Andrew Schulz's new special, Chris Distefano stealing my ideas, UFC 313 recap plus more.

Als...

UFC 313 Breakdown: Picks, Chaos & Nonsense

UFC 313 is here, and I’m back with my wild takes, questionable picks, and absolute nonsense to keep it interesting.

UFC News & Gossip

• The real main event: Trump vs. Zelenskyy.
• In all the chaos, I forgot about Chandler vs. Pimblett!
• UFC & WWE bringing five events to Perth over two years.
• Light card, feels like the UFC is in a rebuilding phase.

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It's a good ol' fashioned mental health day here in the studio today, ya boy here is struggling bad and wasn't going to put an episode out today but he pushed through and made it happen. Whether or not he should have due to the quality of this is another question...

I also talk about Nikitas birthday and trying to make her a cake, the price of balloons, washing our cars as a family, separating your scrolls, expensive medication...

This Week’s Guest – Ty Avery from The Roads We've Walked Podcast!

This week, I’m joined by Ty Avery, the host of The Roads We've Walked podcast! Ty dives deep into the journeys of everyday legends, uncovering the highs, lows, and wild stories that shape people’s lives. Whether it’s overcoming adversity, chasing dreams, or just surviving the chaos of life, his podcast is all about real talk, raw stories, and a few laughs...

Fuck Facebook marketplace! we fire off the pod with a bit of hate directed at the cesspit that is Facebook marketplace, from stupid offers, hate speech and abuse form not knowing the local train time table.

I also talk about being sold the AirPod upsell, Nikita thinking hackers will break in to her hotspot on her phone, Westy's timezone party, the Gabbie Petito documentary on Netflix, Huge UFC news from Austin Vanderford, Patri...

My youngest son is a classic carseat escape artist putting the Houdini car seat buckle to the test and defying Queensland laws by sitting wherever he feels like in the car.

I also talk about Parker not learning things at school just like his daddy, holding bubbles for 30 minutes, my wife trying to get me on some sort of government watch list, Nikita and I crying, getting a little too friendly with a dog at work, a recap on my P...

This Week’s Guest – Brisbane Comedian Codie Grimsey!

This week, I’m joined by none other than Codie Grimsey, one of Brisbane’s rising stars in stand-up comedy! Codie has been tearing up the local scene with his sharp wit, dry delivery, and hilarious takes on life, relationships, and the absurdity of everyday situations. If you’ve been to a comedy night in Brissy, chances are you’ve seen him on stage leaving the crowd in...

Showing up this morning for a 5:00am recording to make room for a guest episode later today which will be coming out on Thursday so stay tuned!

I also talk about 2 deaths in the family this week, becoming the worst parent at school pick up, my 4 year old calling me a less then desirable name, it's Westy's birthday week, trusting P to hit in a timber post with my hand there, UFC 312 recap plus more.

Also as usual I do my week...

UFC 312 is going down in Sydney, and as always, I’m bringing you my unfiltered takes, questionable picks, and plenty of chaos to keep things entertaining.

UFC News & Gossip:

• UFC Fight Night recap – called both the main and co-main! Is this the end of Izzy?
• Bryce Mitchell’s Hitler rant – Dana shut that down real quick.

Early Prelims:

• Hyun Sung Park vs. Nyamjargal Tumendemberel – Both gu...

Appreciate the love on the first guest episode! Had me sweating on release day but we got there in the end. Also, big news, I'm heading to Perth for a gig next week!

I also talk about selling my tools, basketball is back so I lost my Saturdays again, Westy ripping me off at the corner shop, a couple of crazy work stories involving ultrasounds and Mustangs, Super Bowl chat, Luka Doncic trade, Royal Rumble recap plus more.

Als...

First Guest Episode of 2025 – The Nelson Twins!

We’re kicking off the year with absolute Aussie comedy royalty, The Nelson Twins!

These identical twin brothers, Chris and Justin Nelson, have been making audiences laugh for years with their quick wit, sharp banter, and unique brand of humor. You might know them from Australia’s Got Talent, The Footy Show, and comedy festivals across the country.

In this episode, we talk al...