Dog Day - August 26th, 2024 | Kid Jokes | Dad Jokes

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"Celebrating dogs of all breeds and promoting responsible pet care. Let's fetch some laughs! After each joke, you’ve got five seconds to sniff out the right answer. Keep listening until the end for today's pawsome riddle.

1st Joke: Why are dogs like phones?

2nd Joke: Why do dogs run in circles?

3rd Joke: Why was the dog sweating so much?

4th Joke: Why didn’t the dog want to play football? 

5th Joke: Why are dogs terrible dancers?

Today's Riddle: I show up when I'm happy as a sign of joy, what can I say? What am I?

That's all for our doggy jokes. Come back tomorrow for some spontaneous fun on Just Because Day!

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Episode Transcript

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (00:03):
Why did the dog sit in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be ahot dog.
Hello, dog lovers and pet pals.
It's Oliver and Olivia, ready tobark up some laughs this August
26th on the Carpool ChuckleContest.

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:18):
Let's fetch some laughs.
After each joke, you've got fiveseconds to sniff out the right
answer.
Keep listening until the end fortoday's paw some riddle.

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (00:32):
Today we're celebrating dogs of all
breeds and promoting responsiblepet care on Dog Day!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:40):
Ready to wag some tails with laughter?
Shout paws up! On three! One,two, three!

Oliver - Tickle Pick (00:54):
excellent! You're all set for some doggone
good jokes.
Here's our first dog themed jokeof the day.
Why are dogs like phones?
Because they have"collar IDs"!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:20):
Why do dogs run in circles?
Because it’s hard to run insquares!

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (01:36):
Why was the dog sweating so much?
She was a"hot dog"!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:53):
Why didn’t the dog want to play
football?
It was a"Boxer"!

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (02:10):
Why are dogs terrible dancers?
Because they have two left feet.

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (02:27):
That's all for today's funnies, and now
for the brain teasing riddle ofthe day.
I show up when I'm happy as asign of joy, what can I say?
What am I?
Quick Riddle Recap.

(02:48):
I show up when I'm happy as asign of joy, what can I say?
What am I?
I am a tail wag!

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:01):
How many tail-wagging laughs did you
fetch?
They might just crown youtoday's Doggie Delight!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (03:08):
That's all for our doggy jokes.
Come back tomorrow for somespontaneous fun on Just Because
Day.
So tune in every day to CarpoolChuckle Contest on Apple
Podcasts, Spotify, or whereveryou look out for smiles.
Let's turn those school runfrowns upside down.

(03:31):
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Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:47):
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