Eat Outside Day - August 31st, 2024 | Kid Jokes | Dad Jokes

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"Encouraging dining al fresco to enjoy the end of summer. Let's feast on some laughs! After each joke, you’ve got five seconds to spread out the right answer. Keep listening until the end for today's picnic riddle.

1st Joke: What did bacon say to tomato?

2nd Joke: Who comes to picnics but are never invited?

3rd Joke: Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield?

4th Joke: What is a librarian’s favorite thing to grill during the summer?

5th Joke: Why did the grill take a break?

Today's Riddle: I spread out on the ground for your food and fun. What am I?

That’s all for our outdoor fun. Join us tomorrow for some sizzling humor on International Bacon Day!

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Episode Transcript

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (00:03):
Why did the picnic go to the park?
To learn how to spread out.
Hello, al fresco diners andsunshine seekers.
It's Oliver and Olivia, ready todine with fun this August 31st
on the Carpool Chacko Contest.

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:18):
Let's feast on some laughs.
After each joke, you've only gotfive seconds to spread out the
right answer.
Keep listening until the end fortoday's picnic riddle.

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (00:30):
Today we're encouraging Dining Owl
Fresco to enjoy the end ofsummer on Eat Outside Day.

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:38):
ready to dine with some laughs?
Shout picnic time on three.
One, two, three.

Oliver - Tickle Pick (00:51):
excellent! You are all set for some outdoor
humor.
Here's our first picnic themedjoke of the day.
What did bacon say to tomato?
Lettuce get together.

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:15):
Who comes to picnics but are never
invited?
Ants!

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (01:31):
Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a
cornfield?
There are too many ears!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:48):
What is a librarian’s favorite thing to
grill during the summer?
A"shhhhh" kabob.

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (02:07):
Why did the grill take a break?
It was feeling a little burntout!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (02:24):
That's all for today's funnies, and now
for the brain teasing riddle ofthe day.
I spread out on the ground foryour food and fun.
What am I?
Quick Riddle Recap.
I spread out on the ground foryour food and fun.

(02:47):
What am I?
I am a blanket!

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (02:55):
How many picnic laughs did you spread?
They might just name you today’sPicnic Prankster!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (03:02):
That's all for our outdoor fun.
Join us tomorrow for somesizzling humor on International
Bacon Day.

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:11):
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Contest on Apple Podcasts,Spotify, or wherever you look
out for smiles.
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Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:41):
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