Guy Fawkes Night - November 5th, 2024 | Kid Jokes | Dad Jokes

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"Remembering the historical events of the Gunpowder Plot in England. Alright, firecrackers of fun! After each joke, you've got five seconds to light up the right answer. Stay tuned for today’s explosive riddle!

1st Joke: Why don't skeletons fight each other on Guy Fawkes Night?

2nd Joke: Why was the Guy Fawkes mask unhappy?

3rd Joke: What do you call a fireworks show that doesn't go off?

4th Joke: Why was Guy Fawkes always warm?

5th Joke: What did Guy Fawkes say to his vegetables?

Today's Riddle: Not a plot, but with light and spark, on November's night, I leave my mark. What am I?

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Episode Transcript

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (00:03):
Why was the bonfire so good at telling
stories?
Because it always sparkedcuriosity.
Greetings history buffs andspark seekers! It's Oliver and
Olivia, here to ignite somelaughs this November 5th on the
carpool shuffle contest.

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:19):
Alright, firecrackers of fun, after each
joke, you've got five seconds tolight up the light answer.
Stay tuned for today's explosiveriddle!

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (00:30):
Today we're remembering the historical
events of the Gunpowder Plot inEngland on Guy Fawkes Night.

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:39):
ready to set off some giggles?
Shout boom bastic on three.
One, two, three.

Oliver - Tickle Pick (00:53):
fantastic.
You're all fired up for somerevolutionary laughs.
Here's our first Guy Fawkes jokeof the day.
Why don't skeletons fight eachother on Guy Fawkes Night?
Because they don't have the"guts" for the plot!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:21):
Why was the Guy Fawkes mask unhappy?
Because it got"faced" with toomany problems!

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (01:39):
What do you call a fireworks show that
doesn't go off?
"A dud" Fawkes Night!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:57):
Why was Guy Fawkes always warm?
Because he was close to the"fire"!

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (02:14):
What did Guy Fawkes say to his
vegetables?
"Lettuce plot"!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (02:31):
That's all for today's funnies, and now
for the brain teasing riddle ofthe day.
Not a plot, but with light andspark, on November's night, I
leave my mark.
What am I?

(02:51):
Quick Riddle Recap.
Not a plot, but with light andspark, on November's night, I
leave my mark.
What am I?
I am a firework!

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:07):
How many fiery laughs did you ignite?
They might just make you today’sBonfire Buffoon!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (03:14):
Thank you so much for celebrating Guy
Fawkesite with us.
Come back tomorrow for somecheesy fun on National Nachos
Day!

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:23):
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