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"Enjoying the festivities with costumes, treats, and spooky stories. Watch out, goblins and ghouls! After each joke, you've got five seconds to unmask the answer. Stick around until the end for today's frightful riddle!

1st Joke: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

2nd Joke: What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

3rd Joke: What do witches put on to go trick-or-treating?

4th Joke: Why are ghosts bad liars?

5th Joke: What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Today's Riddle: I am a house decoration that looks like a web, but I'm not made by spiders. What am I?

Thanks for joining our Halloween hilarity! Tune in tomorrow to celebrate kindness to animals on World Vegan Day!

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Episode Transcript

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (00:03):
Happy Halloween, everybody! Not only
is it one of the most excitingdays of the year, it's also our
250th episode! So hello to allof you trick or treaters and
spooky storytellers.
This October 31st, on theCarpool Chuckle Contest.

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:20):
Watch out, goblins and ghouls! After
each joke, you've got fiveseconds to unmask the right
answer.
Stick around until the end fortoday's frightful riddle!

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (00:33):
Today we're enjoying the festivities
with costumes, treats, andspooky stories for Halloween.

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:40):
ready to spook up some giggles?
Shout trick or treat on three.
One, two, three.

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (00:54):
perfect! You're all set for a night of
spooky laughs! Here's our firstHalloween themed joke of the
day.
Why didn't the skeleton go tothe party?
Because he had no"body" to gowith!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:20):
What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Boo-berries!

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (01:35):
What do witches put on to go
trick-or-treating?
Mass"scare" uhh!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:53):
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see rightthrough them!

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (02:10):
What kind of music do mummies listen
to?
"Wrap" music!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (02:26):
That's all for today's funnies, and now
for the brain teasing riddle ofthe day.
I am a house decoration thatlooks like a web, but I'm not
made by spiders.
What am I?
Quick Riddle Recap.

(02:48):
I am a house decoration thatlooks like a web, but I'm not
made by spiders.
What am I?
I am fake cobwebs.

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:02):
How many monster-sized laughs did you
collect?
They might just crown youtoday’s Ghostly Giggle Champ!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (03:10):
Thanks for joining our Halloween
hilarity.
Tune in tomorrow to celebratekindness to animals on World
Vegan Day.

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:19):
So tune in every day to Carpool Chuckle
Contest on Apple Podcasts,Spotify, or wherever you look
out for smiles.
Let's turn those school runfrowns upside down.

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (03:33):
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Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:49):
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