Homemade Bread Day - November 17th, 2024 | Kid Jokes | Dad Jokes

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"Celebrating the simplicity and satisfaction of baking bread at home. Alright, dough devotees! After each joke, you’ve got five seconds to “prove” the right answer. Stay tuned for today’s warm and fluffy riddle!

1st Joke: Why did the baker stop making donuts?

2nd Joke: What did the loaf of bread say to the knife?

3rd Joke: Why did the bread go to the doctor?

4th Joke: How does bread pay for things?

5th Joke: Why did the bread joke around?

Today's Riddle: I help dough rise but I'm not a balloon. What am I?

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Episode Transcript

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (00:03):
Why did the baker tell secrets to the
bread dough?
Because they knew it would riseto the otation.
Hello, bakers and bread lovers.
It's Bolivar and Olivia, readyto knead out some laughs this
November 17th on the CarpoolChaffel Contest.

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:19):
All right, though, devotees.
After each joke, you've got fiveseconds to prove the right
answer.
Stay tuned for today's warm andfluffy riddle.

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (00:31):
Today we're celebrating the simplicity
and satisfaction of baking breadat home on Homemade Bread Day.

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:39):
ready to loaf around with some masks?
Shout, D'oh time! All three!One, two, three!

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (00:53):
oh, wonderful.
You're all set for some ovenfresh fun.
Here's our first bread themedjoke of the day.
Why did the baker stop makingdonuts?
He got tired of the hole thing!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:18):
What did the loaf of bread say to the
knife?
Don't slice me, I'm on a roll!

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (01:35):
Why did the bread go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:51):
How does bread pay for things?
With dough!

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (02:07):
Why did the bread joke around?
Because it was the yeast hecould do!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (02:24):
That's all for today's funnies, and now
for the brain teasing riddle ofthe day.
I help dough rise but I'm not aballoon.
What am I?
Quick Riddle Recap.
I help dough rise but I'm not aballoon.

(02:46):
What am I?
I am yeast.

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (02:54):
How many warm laughs did you knead up?
They might just make you today’sBread Baking Buff!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (03:02):
Thank you so much for baking up some
laughs with us.
Come back tomorrow for somemagical twists on Fantastic
Fairy Tales Day!

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:13):
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Contest on Apple Podcasts,Spotify, or wherever you look
out for smiles.
Let's turn those school runfrowns upside down.

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Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:44):
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