"Spreading love and comfort, symbolized by hugging a teddy bear. Alright, teddy bear fans! After each joke, you’ve got five seconds to cuddle up to the right answer. Keep listening for today’s fuzzy riddle!
1st Joke: Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
2nd Joke: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
3rd Joke: Why did the teddy bear go camping?
4th Joke: What's a teddy bear's favorite weather?
5th Joke: Why was the teddy bear never hungry?
Today's Riddle: I'm soft and cuddly, but not a real bear, in your arms, comfort and care. What am I?
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Episode Transcript
Why did the teddy bear say no to
dessert?
Because it was already stuffed.
Hello cuddle champions and cozycomedians.
Oliver and Olivia here, ready topair hug some laughs this
November 7th on the carpoolchuckle contest.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:18):
All right, teddy bear friends.
After each joke, you've got fiveseconds to cuddle up to the
right answer.
Keep listening for today's fuzzyriddle.
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (00:29):
Today we're spreading love and comfort
with Hug A Bear Day.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:34):
ready to share a warm laugh?
Shout, Bear Hugs! On three.
One.
Two.
Three.
Oliver - Tickle Pick (00:47):
fantastic! You're all set for some snuggly
giggles.
Here's our first teddy bear jokeof the day.
Why did the teddy bear say no todessert?
Because it was"stuffed"!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:11):
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
"Gummy" bear!
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (01:27):
Why did the teddy bear go camping?
To get in"touch" with nature!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:44):
What's a teddy bear's favorite weather?
When it's"bear"-able!
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (02:01):
Why was the teddy bear never hungry?
Because it always had a"hug" forlunch!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (02:19):
That's all for today's funnies, and now
for the brain teasing riddle ofthe day.
I'm soft and cuddly, but not areal bear, in your arms, comfort
and care.
What am I?
(02:39):
Quick Riddle Recap.
I'm soft and cuddly, but not areal bear, in your arms, comfort
and care.
What am I?
I am a Teddy Bear!
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (02:55):
How many bear-sized laughs did you catch?
They might just make you today’sBear Hugging Humor Champ!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (03:04):
Thanks for showing love on Hug A Bear
Day.
Come back tomorrow for somebrainy fun on STEM Day!
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:12):
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