"Celebrating the popular breakfast food and its variations. Let's sizzle with some laughs! After each joke, you’ve got five seconds to crisp up the right answer. Keep listening until the end for today's sizzling riddle.
1st Joke: Why did the bacon laugh?
2nd Joke: What is a pig’s favorite song?
3rd Joke: What did the bacon say to the tomato?
4th Joke: What do you call a dinosaur wrapped in bacon?
5th Joke: What pig is used to make spicy bacon?
Today's Riddle: I'm not bacon, but I sizzle and fry, In the morning light, I satisfy. What am I?
That’s all for our crispy fun. Join us tomorrow for some cool jokes on Blueberry Popsicle Day!
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Episode Transcript
Why did the bacon join the band?
Because music always broughthome the bacon.
Hello, breakfast lovers andbacon buffs.
It's Oliver and Olivia, ready tofry up some fun this September
1st on the Carpool ChuckleContest.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:18):
Let's sizzle with some laughs.
After each joke, you've only gotfive seconds to crisp up the
right answer.
Keep listening until the end fortoday's sizzling riddle.
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (00:32):
Today we're celebrating the popular
breakfast food and its manyvariations on International
Bacon Day.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:40):
ready to fry up some laughs?
Shout bacon bliss on three.
One, two, three.
Oliver - Tickle Pick (00:54):
fantastic.
You're all set for some baconhumor.
Here's our first bacon themedjoke of the day.
Why did the bacon laugh?
Because the egg cracked a"yolk"!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:18):
What is a pig’s favorite song?
Don’t Go"Bacon" My Heart!
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (01:35):
What did the bacon say to the tomato?
"Lettuce get together"!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:51):
What do you call a dinosaur wrapped in
bacon?
Jurrasic"Pork"!
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (02:08):
What pig is used to make spicy bacon?
"Peppa" Pig!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (02:24):
That's all for today's funnies, and now
for the brain teasing riddle ofthe day.
I'm not bacon, but I sizzle andfry, In the morning light, I
satisfy.
What am I?
Quick Riddle Recap.
(02:46):
I'm not bacon, but I sizzle andfry, In the morning light, I
satisfy.
What am I?
Eggs!
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (02:59):
How many sizzling laughs did you crisp?
They might just name you today’sBacon Buffoon!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (03:06):
That's it for our crispy fun.
Join us tomorrow for some cooljokes on Blueberry Popsicle Day!
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:15):
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Contest on Apple Podcasts,Spotify, or wherever you look
out for smiles.
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Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:45):
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