"Learning about King Tutankhamun and ancient Egyptian history. Okay, tomb raiders of humor! After each joke, you've got five seconds to dig up the right answer. Stick around for today’s royal riddle!
1st Joke: Why don't pharaohs trust river banks?
2nd Joke: What did King Tut say when he had a nightmare?
3rd Joke: Why was King Tut confused with his smartphone?
4th Joke: Who is the gassy king coming into the room?
5th Joke: Why did King Tut go to school?
Today's Riddle: Not a king, but in sand I rest, treasures and history, my silent quest. What am I?
Thanks for exploring ancient Egypt with us! Join us tomorrow for some explosive humor on Guy Fawkes Night!
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Episode Transcript
Why was King Tut such a good comedian?
Because his jokes were timeless.
Hello history buffs and pharaohfans.
It's Oliver and Olivia here touncover some ancient laughs this
November 4th on the CarpoolChapel Contest.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:18):
Okay, Tomb Raiders of Humor, after
each joke, you've got fiveseconds to dig up the right
answer.
Stick around for today's royalriddle.
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (00:29):
Today we're learning about King
Tutankhamen and ancient Egyptianhistory on King Tut Day.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:36):
ready to dig into some historical humor?
Shout, Mummy Mania! On three.
One.
Two.
Three.
Oliver - Tickle Pick (00:50):
excellent.
You're all set for some pyramidpacked laughs.
Here's our first King Tut jokeof the day.
Why don't pharaohs trust riverbanks?
Because they always live indenial!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:16):
What did King Tut say when he had a
nightmare?
I want my mummy!
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (01:32):
Why was King Tut confused with his
smartphone?
Because he couldn't find the"pyramid" setting!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:50):
Who is the gassy king coming into the
room?
King"toot" incoming!
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (02:08):
Why did King Tut go to school?
To become a"ruler"!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (02:25):
That's all for today's funnies, and now
for the brain teasing riddle ofthe day.
Not a king, but in sand I rest,treasures and history, my silent
quest.
What am I?
(02:45):
Quick Riddle Recap.
Not a king, but in sand I rest,treasures and history, my silent
quest.
What am I?
Sarcophagus
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:01):
How many green giggles did you gather?
They might just crown youtoday's Earth-friendly Joker!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (03:09):
Thanks for exploring ancient Egypt with
us.
Join us tomorrow for someexplosive humor on Guy Fawkes
Night.
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:17):
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Contest on Apple Podcasts,Spotify, or wherever you look
out for smiles.
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