"Discovering the various uses and benefits of lemon juice. Let's squeeze out some laughs! After each joke, you’ve got five seconds to find the tangy answer. Keep listening until the end for today's zesty riddle.
1st Joke: Why was the lemon frustrated in the exam?
2nd Joke: Why do lemons and limes always fight?
3rd Joke: What did the lemon say after it sneezed?
4th Joke: Why did the lemon get left alone?
5th Joke: What does a lemon need when it gets hurt?
Today's Riddle: I'm made with lemons, water, and sugar. What am I?
That’s all for our juicy jokes. Join us tomorrow for some toasty fun on Toasted Marshmallow Day!
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Episode Transcript
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of
the road?
Because it ran out of juice!Hello, citrus fans and juice
enthusiasts! It's Oliver andOlivia, ready to zest up your
day this August 29th on theCarpool Chuckle Contest!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:18):
Let's squeeze out some laughs.
After each joke, you've got fiveseconds to find the tainy
answer.
Keep listening until the end fortoday's zesty riddle.
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (00:30):
Today we're discovering the various
uses and benefits of lemon juiceon Lemon Juice Day.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:36):
ready to juice some humor?
Shout Zesty Zing on three.
One.
Two.
Three.
Oliver - Tickle Pick (00:50):
Excellent.
You're all set for some citrus ycomedy.
Here's our first lemon juicethemed joke of the day.
Why was the lemon frustrated inthe exam?
He couldn't"concentrate"!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:15):
Why do lemons and limes always fight?
Because they are"bitter" rivals!
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (01:32):
What did the lemon say after it sneezed?
Ex"squeeze" me!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:49):
Why did the lemon get left alone?
Because the banana"split"!
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (02:05):
What does a lemon need when it gets
hurt?
Lemon"aid"!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (02:22):
That's all for today's funnies, and now
for the brain teasing riddle ofthe day.
I'm made with lemons, water, andsugar.
What am I?
Quick Riddle Recap.
I'm made with lemons, water, andsugar.
(02:44):
What am I?
I am a lemonade!
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (02:53):
How many tangy laughs did you squeeze
out?
They might just crown youtoday's Citrus Champ!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (03:00):
That's all for our juicy jokes.
Join us tomorrow for some toastyfun on Toasted Marshmallow Day.
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:09):
So tune in every day to Carpool Chuckle
Contest on Apple Podcasts,Spotify, or wherever you look
out for smiles.
Let's turn those school runfrowns upside down.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (03:22):
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Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:39):
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someone smile, and it will helpyou smile too.
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