"Honoring military veterans and their service to the country. Alright, brave listeners! After each joke, you’ve got five seconds to stand at attention and guess the answer. Stick around for today’s heroic riddle!
1st Joke: Why did the soldier bring a map to the party?
2nd Joke: What do you call a military officer who knows everything?
3rd Joke: Why did the veteran go to art school?
4th Joke: What did the captain say when the bakery ran out of bread?
5th Joke: How do soldiers keep cool in the desert?
Today's Riddle: I symbolize freedom with stars and stripes, but I'm not the night sky. What am I?
Thanks for honoring veterans with us! Come back tomorrow for some soul-warming laughs on Chicken Soup for the Soul Day.
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Episode Transcript
Why did the soldier bring a ladder?
Because he wanted to join thehigher ranks, greetings, heroes,
and honor seekers.
It's Oliver and Olivia here tosalute some laughs this November
11th on the carpool chucklecontest.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:17):
Alright brave listeners, after each
joke, you've got five seconds tostand at attention and guess the
right answer.
Stick around for today's heroicriddle.
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (00:29):
Today we're honoring military veterans
and their service to the countryon Veterans Day.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:35):
ready to march into some lacquer?
Shout salute on three.
One, two, three.
Oliver - Tickle Pick (00:48):
excellent.
You're all set for some saluteworthy chuckles.
Here is our first Veteran's DayJoke of the Day.
Why did the soldier bring a mapto the party?
Because he didn't want to getlost in the fun!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:14):
What do you call a military officer who
knows everything?
A"general" knowledge expert!
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (01:32):
Why did the veteran go to art school?
To learn how to draw his ownconclusions!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:50):
What did the captain say when the bakery
ran out of bread?
No worries, we'll just roll withit!
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (02:08):
How do soldiers keep cool in the
desert?
They use their"fan" belts!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (02:26):
That's all for today's funnies, and now
for the brain teasing riddle ofthe day.
I symbolize freedom with starsand stripes, but I'm not the
night sky.
What am I?
Quick Riddle Recap.
(02:48):
I symbolize freedom with starsand stripes, but I'm not the
night sky.
What am I?
I am the American flag.
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:02):
How many green giggles did you gather?
They might just crown youtoday's Earth-friendly Joker!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (03:10):
Thank you so much for honoring
veterans with us.
Come back tomorrow for some soulwarming laughs on Chicken Soup
for the Soul Day.
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:21):
So tune in every day to Carpool Chuckle
Contest on Apple Podcasts,Spotify, or wherever you look
out for smiles.
Let's turn those school runfrowns upside down.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (03:35):
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