"Promoting awareness and conservation of wildlife around the world. Let's roam with some laughs! After each joke, you’ve got five seconds to track down the right answer. Keep listening until the end for today's wild riddle.
1st Joke: Why do squid swim in ""salt"" water?
2nd Joke: Why shouldn’t you play cards in the African savannah?
3rd Joke: How do you raise a baby elephant?
4th Joke: What happened when the lion ate the clown?
5th Joke: What happens when a frog's car brakes down?
Today's Riddle: Not an animal, but in the wild, I'm a guide, Through forests and trails, by your side. What am I?
That’s all for our wild fun. Join us tomorrow for some cheesy jokes on Cheese Pizza Day!
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Episode Transcript
Why did the zebra go to school?
To earn its stripes in learning.
Hello nature lovers and animaladvocates.
It's Oliver and Olivia, ready togo wild with you this September
4th on the Carpool ChocoContest.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:16):
Let's roam with some laughs.
After each joke, you've only gotfive seconds to track down the
right answer.
Keep listening until the end fortoday's wild riddle.
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (00:29):
Today we're promoting awareness and
conservation of wildlife aroundthe world on Wildlife Day.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:36):
ready for some around the world
laughs?
Shout, wild times, on three.
One, two, three.
Oliver - Tickle Pick (00:50):
fantastic.
You're all set for some wildhumor.
Here's our first wildlife themedjoke of the day.
Why do squid swim in"salt"water?
Because pepper makes themsneeze.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:15):
Why shouldn’t you play cards in the
African savannah?
Because it’s full of cheetahs.
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (01:33):
How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a crane!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:48):
What happened when the lion ate the
clown?
He felt"funny".
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (02:05):
What happens when a frog's car brakes
down?
It gets"toad" away!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (02:23):
That's all for today's funnies, and now
for the brain teasing riddle ofthe day.
Not an animal, but in the wild,I'm a guide, Through forests and
trails, by your side.
What am I?
(02:44):
Quick Riddle Recap.
Not an animal, but in the wild,I'm a guide, Through forests and
trails, by your side.
What am I?
I am a map!
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:00):
How many wild laughs did you track?
They might just name you today’sWildlife Whiz!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (03:07):
That's it for our wild fun.
Join us tomorrow for some cheesyjokes on Cheese Pizza Day.
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:16):
So tune in every day to Carpool Chuckle
Contest on Apple Podcasts,Spotify, or wherever you look
out for smiles.
Let's turn those school runfrowns upside down.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (03:30):
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Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:46):
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someone smile, and it will helpyou smile too.
And leaving us a podcast reviewwould definitely help put a
smile on our face.
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