World Toilet Day - November 19th, 2024 | Kid Jokes | Dad Jokes

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"Highlighting the importance of proper sanitation and access to clean water. Alright, hygiene heroes! After each joke, you've got five seconds to “flush” out the right answer. Stay tuned for today’s squeaky-clean riddle!

1st Joke: What did one toilet say to the other?

2nd Joke: What kind of music do faucets like?

3rd Joke: Why did the plumber sleep under the sink?

4th Joke: What did one soap bubble say to the other?

5th Joke: Why did the sink refuse to argue?

Today's Riddle: I help you clean your hands, but I'm not water. What am I?

Thanks for helping us raise awareness on World Toilet Day! Join us tomorrow as we celebrate Universal Children's Day!

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Episode Transcript

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (00:03):
Why did the toilet get promoted?
Because it was great at flushingout problems, fellow sanitation
superheroes and water warriors.
It's Oliver and Olivia, here toget things flowing with laughter
this November 19th, on theCarpool Chuckle Contest.

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:19):
Alright hygiene heroes, after each joke,
you've got five seconds to flushout the right answer.
Stay tuned for today's squeakyclean riddle.

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (00:31):
Today we're highlighting the
importance of proper sanitationand access to clean water on
World Toilet Day.

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:39):
ready to dive into some laughs?
Shout sparkling clean on three.
One, two, three.

Oliver - Tickle Pick (00:53):
excellent! You're all set for some
sanitation themed humor.
Here's our first joke of theday.
What did one toilet say to theother?
You look a bit flushed!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:17):
What kind of music do faucets like?
Tap music!

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (01:32):
Why did the plumber sleep under the
sink?
He wanted to get a good night'sdrip!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:49):
What did one soap bubble say to the
other?
We make a great pair!

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (02:06):
Why did the sink refuse to argue?
It didn't want to cause a scene!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (02:23):
That's all for today's funnies, and now
for the brain teasing riddle ofthe day.
I help you clean your hands, butI'm not water.
What am I?
Quick Riddle Recap.
I help you clean your hands, butI'm not water.

(02:46):
What am I?
I am soap.

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (02:54):
How many spotless laughs did you gather?
They might just make you today’sClean Comedy Champ!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (03:02):
Thanks for helping us raise awareness
on World Toilet Day.
Join us tomorrow as we celebrateUniversal Children's Day.

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:11):
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Contest on Apple Podcasts,Spotify, or wherever you look
out for smiles.
Let's turn those school runfrowns upside down.

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Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:41):
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