World Vegan Day - November 1st, 2024 | Kid Jokes | Dad Jokes

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"Promoting awareness and the benefits of a vegan lifestyle. Alright, herbivores and laugh seekers! After each joke, you've got five seconds to “leaf” through to the answer. Stay tuned for today's veggie-packed riddle!

1st Joke: What did one vegetable say to the other?

2nd Joke: Why did the tomato blush?

3rd Joke: How did the farmer fix his jeans?

4th Joke: Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

5th Joke: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Today's Riddle: I am made from soybeans and often used as a meat substitute. What am I?

Hope you enjoyed our vegan-themed chuckles! Join us tomorrow as we honor loved ones on the Day of the Dead.

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Episode Transcript

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (00:03):
Why did the broccoli break up with a
hamburger?
Because it wasn't the vegan ytype.
Hello, veggie lovers and plantpowered pals.
After our 250th episode, it'sagain Oliver and Olivia, here to
serve up some green goodnessthis November 1st, on the
Carpool Chockle Contest.

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:21):
All right er, revorers and laugh
seekers.
After each joke, you've got fiveseconds to leaf to the right
answer.
Stay tuned for today's veggiepacked riddle.

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (00:34):
Today, we're promoting awareness and
the benefits of a veganlifestyle on World Vegan Day.

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:41):
ready to crunch into some company?
Shout, Leave it up on three.
One, two, three.

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (00:55):
great! You are all set for some plant
powered puns.
Here's our first big and themedjoke of the day.
What did one vegetable say tothe other?
Lettuce be friends!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:19):
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the saladdressing!

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (01:35):
How did the farmer fix his jeans?
With a vegetable patch!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:52):
Why did the mushroom get invited to the
party?
Because he was a fungi!

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (02:09):
What did the green grape say to the
purple grape?
BREATHE, man!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (02:26):
That's all for today's funnies, and now
for the brain teasing riddle ofthe day.
I am made from soybeans andoften used as a meat substitute.
What am I?
Quick Riddle Recap.

(02:46):
I am made from soybeans andoften used as a meat substitute.
What am I?
I am tofu.

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (02:59):
How many veggie laughs did you harvest?
They might just make you today’sVegan Joke Champ!

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (03:07):
Oliver and I hope you enjoyed our vegan
themed chuckles.
Join us tomorrow as we honorloved ones on the Day of the
Dead.

Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:17):
So tune in every day to Carpool Chuckle
Contest on Apple Podcasts,Spotify, or wherever you look
out for smiles.
Let's turn those school runfrowns upside down.

Olivia - Tickle Pickle (03:31):
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Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:47):
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