Cats On Guard

Cats On Guard

Cats On Guard is an aviation themed podcast revealing decades of true stories never before shared with the flying public. Experienced airline pilots MC Howe and Rich Million offer a look behind the cockpit door. From mishaps inflight, on layovers, in training and more, most flight crews would never spill these secrets. We'll share our journeys to becoming pilots, living out of suitcases and surviving surreal adventures never before told. Cats On Guard will also review hotels, restaurants and Hollywood's take on flying. For anyone wondering what really happens in the flight deck, or anyone considering a career with the airlines Cats on Guard has the answers. And there is a flying related answer to why its called Cats on Guard.

Episodes

July 8, 2025 57 mins

In this season finale of Cats on Guard, hosts MC Howe and Richard Million reflect on their podcast journey, discuss the intersection of piloting and driving, and explore various stereotypes associated with pilots. They share personal anecdotes, including a humorous incident involving a parked police car, and delve into the realities of pilot relationships, substance use, and financial advice. The conversation also touches on the im...

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MC Howe and Co-Captain Richard Million delve into various conspiracy theories, including chemtrails, cloud seeding, the flat Earth theory, and the infamous Denver International Airport. They explore the origins and beliefs surrounding these theories, often with humor and skepticism. The discussion highlights how these conspiracies manifest in everyday life and the psychological aspects of belief in such theories.

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June 17, 2025 56 mins

Co-captain Richard Million and MC Howe discuss their experiences with recurrent training in aviation. They share humorous anecdotes about their early mornings, the structure of recurrent training, and the stress associated with ground school and exams. The duo delves into simulator training, emergency procedures, and the evolution of training methods over the years. They also touch on the importance of data in flight safety and the...

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In this episode of Cats on Guard, MC Howe and Co-Captain Richard Million discuss their recent absence from podcasting due to life's various challenges, including the end of the school year, family events, and recurrent training. They share personal anecdotes about their busy lives, the chaos of school schedules, and the importance of connections in aviation. The conversation also touches on grooming standards in the industry, vacat...

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In this engaging conversation, Co-Captain Richard Million and MC Howe share personal anecdotes about family life, including tornado experiences and chaperoning school trips. They then transition into a detailed analysis of the film 'American Made,' starring Tom Cruise as Barry Seal, exploring its themes of aviation, crime, and the complexities of living a double life. The discussion highlights the film's accuracy in depicting aviat...

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May 20, 2025 42 mins

In this episode of Cats on Guard, MC Howe and Co-Captain Rich Million delve into the unique challenges faced by aviation professionals, particularly in managing family life, meal planning, and scheduling amidst their demanding careers. They share personal anecdotes about meal prep, the intricacies of balancing work and family events, and the difficulties of keeping appointments while on the road. The conversation also touches on th...

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In this episode, MC Howe and Rich Million dive into a detailed review of the film 'Sully,' exploring its portrayal of the emergency landing of US Airways Flight 1549. They discuss the accuracy of the film, the characters involved, and the pressures faced by pilots during crises. The conversation also touches on the mental health aspects of aviation, the role of the NTSB, and personal anecdotes from their experiences in the industry...

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MC Howe and Co-Captain Richard Million discuss fan mail and feedback from listeners, exploring the positive experiences of pilots and the challenges of aviation-induced divorce syndrome. They delve into the stereotypes surrounding pilots, contrasting romanticized portrayals in media with the realities of pilot life, including layovers and relationships. The conversation highlights the importance of appreciation for spouses who supp...

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April 28, 2025 57 mins

Co-Captain Richard Million and MC Howe discuss their recent experiences traveling, particularly focusing on a trip to the Mall of America. They share stories about the challenges of air travel, including passenger behavior, airport etiquette, and the importance of following safety protocols. The discussion also touches on the significance of common courtesy in public spaces, the impact of clothing choices on travel experiences, and...

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April 22, 2025 65 mins

In this engaging conversation, MC Howe and Rich Million delve into the quirks and grievances of hotel stays, exploring the rise of automation in hotels, the cleanliness of rooms, and the evolution of amenities. They share humorous anecdotes about their experiences with hotel services, from robot vacuums to the infamous plastic bag around the remote. The discussion also touches on the challenges of hotel design, including bathroom l...

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April 14, 2025 56 mins

In this engaging conversation, Co-Captain Richard Million and MC Howe share their personal experiences in the aviation industry, discussing the challenges faced by young pilots, the realities of illegal charter operations, and the importance of mentorship. They delve into the struggles of navigating the job market, the impact of bad employers, and the recent shifts in pilot pay and quality of life. The discussion highlights the nee...

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April 7, 2025 67 mins

In this conversation, MC Howe and Rich Million discuss the often daunting experiences pilots face with their chief pilots, the dynamics of airline operations, and the challenges of maintaining professionalism in a high-stress environment. They share personal anecdotes about interactions with flight attendants, the pressures of adhering to safety protocols, and the sometimes absurd nature of uniform policies. The conversation highli...

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March 31, 2025 56 mins

This conversation explores the world of general aviation, discussing its safety, convenience, and the unique experiences it offers. The hosts share personal anecdotes, insights into the role of Fixed Base Operators (FBOs), and the joys of flying privately. They emphasize the benefits of general aviation over commercial airlines, including flexibility and the ability to travel to less accessible locations. The discussion also touche...

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March 24, 2025 52 mins

In this engaging conversation, MC Howe and Rich Million share new vocabulary, and delve into the intricacies of aviation terminology and duty time. They explore the challenges pilots face regarding duty days, seniority, and the bidding process, while also touching on the dynamics of reserve pilots and the importance of understanding air traffic control. The conversation wraps up with a light-hearted discussion about movies and TV s...

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March 18, 2025 39 mins

This conversation delves into the complexities of working in aviation, focusing on the diverse personalities and skills of pilots. The speakers share anecdotes about their experiences with difficult colleagues, the importance of professionalism, and the generational shifts in work ethic. They explore the impact of humor and camaraderie in the cockpit, as well as the challenges of navigating authority and communication. The discussi...

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March 11, 2025 40 mins

This one's all about the worst of the best. Every occupation has its oddballs and flying is no different. From musical pilots, dancing pilots, trapeze-loving pilots and worse. Imagine being locked in a tiny space with the weirdest people you just met. For four days. For a month! And this is just part 1.

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March 4, 2025 48 mins

MC Howe and Rich Million share humorous and relatable stories about the unique challenges of using airplane bathrooms, the importance of bathroom breaks for pilots, and the absurdities of airport facilities. They also discuss personal experiences with food choices during flights and the impact of those choices on their comfort. The episode highlights the camaraderie and shared experiences of pilots and flight attendants, making it ...

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February 25, 2025 55 mins

Rich Million and MC Howe dig deep inside the snack box to discuss all manner of inflight food. From coffee pot grilled cheese to tuna on tortillas, we've experienced every imaginable food hack necessary to survive a career in aviation.

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February 18, 2025 51 mins

MC Howe and Rich Million, both seasoned airline pilots, share their experiences and insights about the life of a pilot. They discuss the frequent interactions with the public, the misconceptions surrounding flying, and the humorous yet frustrating questions they receive from passengers. The conversation also touches on the challenges of communication in the aviation industry and the reality of pilot work, including the pressures an...

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February 11, 2025 53 mins

In this episode of 'Cats on Guard', hosts MC Howe and Rich Million delve into the quirky and often humorous world of aviation. They discuss the misconceptions surrounding pilots and flight attendants, share personal anecdotes from their experiences in crash pads, and explore the unique camaraderie among pilots. The conversation also touches on the impact of COVID-19 on the aviation industry and the humorous realities of life in air...

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