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Holiday movies aren’t just tradition—they’re seasonal therapy. We kick things off with a nod to small businesses and a quick studio upgrade, then map a watchlist that spans cozy nostalgia and laugh-out-loud chaos. From It’s A Wonderful Life to Miracle on 34th Street, we unpack why the classics still land: perspective, grace, and the quiet chain reaction of small kindnesses. That thread runs straight into Dickens’ legacy, whether you prefer the original Christmas Carol or Bill Murray’s brilliantly jagged Scrooged.

The 80s and 90s gave the genre its pop-culture backbone. We relive A Christmas Story’s perfect nostalgia, the quotable mayhem of National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, and Home Alone’s cartoon physics that somehow still feel heart-forward. Then we shift to modern staples: The Santa Clause reimagines the myth with single-dad tenderness, while Elf proves earnest joy can outshine even the grumpiest city street. Polar Express earns a debate on animation, but its train-to-belief metaphor continues to charm families who want wonder with their cocoa.

Along the way, we celebrate the cozy glow of neighborhood lights, the creative mashup of Halloween-meets-Christmas decor, and the way a good story can nudge us to return the cart, hold the door, and pay it forward. Whether you’re here to argue Die Hard’s holiday credentials or build a December movie rotation that feels just right, you’ll leave with fresh picks, deeper appreciation, and a reason to be a little kinder.

If this conversation sparked your watchlist, follow the show, share it with a friend, and drop a review with your must-watch holiday movie—we’ll feature our favorites in an upcoming episode.

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SPEAKER_02 (00:04):
Welcome to the CC and NJ Guy Podcast.
How is everyone doing thislovely day?
Examplente.
Doing great.

SPEAKER_01 (00:13):
Just uh got done from the uh you know the the you
know the Thanksgivingfestivities, yes.

SPEAKER_03 (00:20):
You know, Black Friday and uh Well, so my
quickie PSA that you reminded meof earlier.
Yes.
So I didn't do the Black uhFriday shopping.
I stayed with the localshopping.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Very cool.
Yep, so I stayed with that, andI have more to go, so I have to
run up to Rhinebeck and go getsome more stuff up there.
But I'm trying to do this yearthat was sticking.
The only one I have to dosomething at one store.

(00:42):
But uh, because my daughter'slike, you know, that kind of
picky for that that she wants.
Yeah, it's not even anything,it's just because I can't get it
anywhere else.
Like they really don't make itanywhere.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it was just one of thosethings.
But yeah, man, I stuck with it.
So all right, let's go.
Yeah, stuck with that.
Small business this year, baby.
Yeah, no, that's the way to go.
Getting it done.
Breaking more.
Yes, so everybody else look outfor your local uh business.

SPEAKER_01 (01:02):
And also just a little bit of technical stuff.
We are trying something new, soit's gonna we're gonna see how
it goes.
All right, yeah.
So hopefully uh our uh video,audio video will be a little bit
more crisper, a little bitbetter now.

SPEAKER_03 (01:14):
Yeah, yeah.
You see, we got mascot now, youcan see him better on air sign
and so famous.

SPEAKER_02 (01:21):
You're gonna announce the um uh we're gonna
do uh Christmas stories ormovies.
Christmas movies, you know.

SPEAKER_01 (01:28):
It's uh this time of the year we uh we love the
Christmas movies because youknow it's like that's like kind
of what brings, I feel like theChristmas spirit is the music
and the movies.
Right, you know, you know, youhear the song come on, you hear
like uh rocking around.
You hear that song, you're like,oh my god, it's Christmas! I
heard Christmas music.

(01:48):
But like also the movies, yougotta like think of that
diehard.

SPEAKER_02 (01:53):
Diehard.
It was on uh what do you callit?
I guess the Mel Gibson one too.
Oh the other night.
What's that shit called?
Lethal Weapon.
Lethal Weapon.
Yeah.
Yes.
And I knew it just by the musicand how it started.
Before the movie, just as itopened up, she's like, how the f
do you know that?
Yeah.
I'm like, um, I don't know.
Yeah, I just do.

SPEAKER_03 (02:12):
Yeah.
You know it.

SPEAKER_02 (02:15):
There's a distinct sound to that particular movie
or music or whatever it is.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (02:20):
Like, you know when Salman Jerry's gonna start.
I know when Fashion and Furiousis gonna start.
You know, what do you know, Tomand Jerry?
Tom knows when Terminator'sgonna start.
Yeah, yeah, it's the Terminator.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmasin Swatching.
Yeah, you gotta do that.
What does he do?
Is that from?
You gotta say Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
There you go, see.

(02:43):
Yeah, that's very good.
That was pretty good.
Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (02:47):
The drink all the way.
Yeah, put that cookie down now.
Yeah, who told you you could eatmy cookies?
See?
Yeah, yeah.
What was the what was the Iforgot what the fucking um the
character's name was from themovie?
Who was the who was the oh Idon't remember, bro?
Mr.
Captain something.
I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 (03:05):
Oh, the action insane though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, the action figurethey were fighting for.
Right.
Yo, that's the running man.
Yeah, that's great.
No, dude, that's this is this isprobably one of my most favorite
times of the year.
Um, I am gonna say though, Ihate when they started before
Thanksgiving.

(03:26):
Let me get through Thanksgiving,right?
And then you can start playingthe Christmas songs and all that
other stuff, you know.
Let me have Thanksgiving.
Let me enjoy this.
I like to eat, you know what I'msaying?
I want to enjoy that.
But now on Christmas!

SPEAKER_01 (03:39):
Yeah, so for the month of December, we are doing
a you know, four episodes.
We're gonna do a block ofChristmas.
Of Christmas stuff, yep, holidaythings.

SPEAKER_03 (03:46):
Well, not just Christmas, anything holiday in
the in December.

SPEAKER_01 (03:48):
And uh we're we're the same way.
We don't put the Christmas, westarted putting up the Christmas
decorations this past coupledays because we don't do them
after it's Thanksgiving.
Right.
Wait for Thanksgiving.
So we started them.
Everything was great, you know.
I love about the Christmas likeall this.
Like it feels Christmasdecorations feel cozy.
I love it.
I don't know what it is aboutit, they just feel cozy.

(04:09):
It's got that cozy vibe.
I love them.

SPEAKER_02 (04:12):
My neighbor had them on for a little while in my
backyard.
You don't usually see them inthe backyard houses, but they
had it on, and I was loving itbecause the lights looked nice
and the colors were good.
You know, it was the new ones,those kind of bright blue, and
um and then they stopped doingthem like, why'd they stop?
Yeah, why'd they stop?
Yeah, you know, I love I lovedecorations like you.
Man, when you see it, it's it'sa good feeling.

(04:33):
You need it.
It's at that point of the yearwhere it's like, all right.
Well, who's our therapy sessionnow?
Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_03 (04:40):
We're gonna go drive around this neighborhood over
there.
Yes.
Well, one of you forgot whichone of you guys was telling us
before that um that Christmasis, I guess we'll say, making a
comeback.
Like having Oh, don't say that.
Really?
No, no, no, listen to what I'msaying.
No, no, listen to what I'msaying.
Not as many people weredecorating their houses the
same.
Not the love and the want.

SPEAKER_01 (04:58):
Oh, I was saying that about Halloween.

SPEAKER_03 (05:00):
Well, I thought you said that a lot.
I thought it was aboutChristmas.
Because now I'm seeing this yearso far, but I'm seeing more
people now that have alreadydecorated their houses outside,
you know, more than I did lastyear.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
That's what I'm saying.
I'm seeing that people arestarting to be able to do that.
Well, because everybody canprefers.
I know.
My daughter, bro, I told you, Ithink I said it last week.
My daughter turns around.
That's how it always was.
Oh, why is it snowing, Dad?

(05:21):
I'm like, because you put up thefucking Christmas lights in your
house, like your Christmas treeon November on the November 1st.
Like, what do you mean?
Why?
Right.
Whatever, whatever.
I'm the guy saying that's justan observation.
But uh no, but people wouldthink we're doing it more inside
their house, you know, asopposed to just decorating the
whole outside of their house.
We did that, the apartments andstuff.
But you guys always do every hotdog.

SPEAKER_02 (05:42):
We do it inside, and then we kind of get when it's
almost sold on, we already havewe'll have it outside.

SPEAKER_03 (05:46):
And Tanya, you're gonna do it.
But I don't no, no, not me.
Tanya.

SPEAKER_02 (05:50):
I'm not taking credit for that.

SPEAKER_01 (05:51):
But wait, can we do our house though?

SPEAKER_02 (05:53):
Because my wife does everything.
How long is the number?
She would not let me.
If I can move shit, listen tome.
Hold that thought.
I can move something and I'll doit on purpose in my house.
If she has something set whereshe wants it, I'll move it on
purpose.
And she will see it within fiveseconds to 20, maybe.
Yeah.
That she's in the room.

(06:13):
I'll go, why is that over there?

SPEAKER_03 (06:15):
You see?

SPEAKER_02 (06:16):
Now you just write yourself up.
No, she knows.
I laugh about it when shecatches me.
I don't, you know, I do it forthat reason.
I want to see how long it'sgonna take her before she can
actually do it.
And I'm like, well, that'scrazy.
That's funny.
But go ahead, what were yousaying?
I'm sorry, sir.

SPEAKER_03 (06:29):
No, you didn't lose it, bro.

SPEAKER_02 (06:31):
Oh man.
It's all right.

SPEAKER_03 (06:33):
I feel good.
We're gonna come back to him.
I'm sorry.
No, it's okay.
Yeah, no, but what you shouldyou were talking about your
Halloween stuff.
Oh, that's what I was payingattention to.
I was paying attention to it.

SPEAKER_01 (06:42):
See, in our house, we're Halloween's the number one
holiday.
Right.
So our Christmas stuff is veryHalloween.
We have a lot ofHalloween-themed Christmas
decorations are yeah, and a lotof nightmare before Christmas.
Oh, I love that.
Our tree skirt.
We have a nightmare beforeChristmas tree skirt.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
So where you put the I love thatstuff.
I think it's good.
You can't cover this the treeskirt, you gotta put the

(07:02):
presents somewhere else.

SPEAKER_03 (07:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't cover.
We'll just put them outside ofthe tree skirt.
Yeah, yeah, put them outside ofit.
That's funny.
Now, the the because if the treeskirt is a decoration like that,
like it has that theme, right?
And you can't put the presentson top of it under the tree.
You gotta put the presentsoutside so you can see the tree
skirt.
Gotcha.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I'm just saying, I don't talk toshit right now.
So but now, do you decorate yourHalloween stuff from out that's

(07:23):
outside?
Do you decorate it a little bitfor Christmas?
Like, you know, throw up a um uha Santa Claus hat or something
like that, or put like elf earson one of your animatronics.

SPEAKER_01 (07:35):
No, but that that's that's a good idea.
Well, you know what we're wellwe already got Bobby Bones out,
so Bobby Bones has been outsince uh October 1st or
whatever.
But now he never went away.
So but we we dressed him in uhnow Christmas clothes.
We got a Christmas shirt, yes,that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02 (07:52):
Christmas pants.
Yeah, listen, I've driven by alot of houses with Halloween
themed Christmas decorationsbecause it's awesome.
I love it.
Because a nightmare.
Whether it's a dog or adinosaur, I've seen that with
something on him, yeah.
Uh, you know, some kind ofChristmas outfit of some sort or
whatever.
Right.
Um Santa, of course.

(08:13):
It's great.
I love it when people do that.
It's being original, it's beingit's being outside the box.

SPEAKER_03 (08:17):
Yes.
Like I have to go to the storenow, to the craft store, because
I have to get a uh two hats.
So for Halloween, I bought agiant jack-o'-lantern, like a
scarecrow.
Right.
He's sitting in my front seat,and he's got the you know, the
like the regular bogus hat forour you know, for what you call
it.
I gotta get a hat now to put onhim, Santa Claus hat, and I have

(08:37):
to get one for the skeletonsitting in my back seat.
So that's what I'm telling you,bro.
As I'm getting ready to decoratethe Halloween stuff for uh for
uh for Christmas.
Hell yeah, it's freaking great.
I love all that shit.
And that's what I'm saying, butnow you gotta get crafty.
So I saw a Cherokee, not aCherokee, the Jeep Renegades,
right?
And they had it all decorated,and this is the last year.

(08:58):
Uh he had it all decorated forChristmas, had the lights on
them and whatnot.
Right.
And the cops pulled them overbecause you're not supposed to
have those lights on the cars.
On the cars, yeah.
Yeah, I didn't know that.
I didn't know that though.

SPEAKER_02 (09:07):
I saw it a few times, yeah.
I'm like, how does they not getpulled over with that?
Because it's like a it's adistraction.
You would think it would be,right?
Because people are like, yeah,you're if people focus in on the
lights, yeah, like, oh look atthat.
And they should be looking atthat light.

SPEAKER_03 (09:21):
Right, right, right.
Yeah, yeah.
But it was still groovy, it was,it was really, it was really
cool.
It had the the lights were likerunning on it and stuff, and by
that the the uh AC converter andstuff.
But I I I think this is honestlymaybe the one time of the year,
seriously, where people are justa little bit nicer to one
another.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
Yeah, like you said, it's allthat warm, fuzzy, yeah.

(09:43):
You go cuddly, you know, sittingby the fireplace with some
cocoa, you know.
Yeah, what fireplace?
Any fireplace.

SPEAKER_01 (09:48):
The one on the TV and the U Log.

SPEAKER_03 (09:50):
Yeah, I'm gonna put the fireplace on it.

SPEAKER_01 (09:52):
So let's be nicer to each other every bro.

SPEAKER_03 (09:55):
That's what I say all year round.
Be kind to one another.

SPEAKER_02 (09:59):
Yeah, it always happens that way, right?
But then you still have yourbullshit too.
You know what I mean?
So, but it makes it easier toget through the year because
you're at that point of theyear, it's almost over, you
know, it's time to have a littlebit of a celebration.
Yeah, however you celebrate.
Yeah.
So it's good.
Yeah, I love it.
And the movies and and and thestories alone, you know, are

(10:22):
great.
It's depending on which movieyou like or story you like.
Die art.
Right?
Now, like I told I said before,my movies figure it out.
Is it technically a Christmasmovie?
I I thought it wasn't.

SPEAKER_01 (10:32):
So, what are the what are the classic Christmas
movies?
It's a wonderful movie.
It's a wonderful movie.
That's always gonna be my numberone of the OGs.
Right?
So when it comes to classics, Ilove that movie.
You got let's see what else.
So that was always a good movie.
So let's talk about that alittle bit.
So that movie, see, that movieis good because that is a movie
that like you when you're donewatching that movie, you feel

(10:55):
like somebody.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, what's it crying?
Yeah, yeah, dude.
I hide from the wife.
You gotta watch this in thedark, I might say it back.
You know, it's just uh you know.
It's a feel good movie.
It's kind of like a little bitof um I feel like they took that
idea a little bit from um what'sthe Christmas um Carol movie?

(11:18):
Oh, Christmas.
You know, with the with theghost of Christmas.
So it's like they made himexist.
Right.
Right.
You know what I mean?
What it would be like, what theworld would be like.

SPEAKER_02 (11:26):
Oh, you should never wish that.

SPEAKER_03 (11:28):
You should never what I think that that's one
thing that people can actuallyrelate to.
Yeah, it's an amazing movie.
But then I think that that'ssuper relatable because we've
all had that one Christmas orthat one time in our lives,
period, where we're like, youknow what?
I'm just so freaking tired, I'mdone, or whatever, you know.
And then that one thing will,that voice, that person, that
something will bring you back.

(11:49):
And that's what happened in thewonderful life.

SPEAKER_02 (11:51):
It was that, Mary, Mary, Mary, I love you, Mary.
Because he was in the TwilightZone, that's why.

SPEAKER_01 (11:57):
And that too.
He was bugging his own episodetwo, if you think.
Yeah, he was bugging out.

SPEAKER_02 (12:01):
Yeah, you know, there was actually a lot of
science in that in that filmwhen you think about it.
Which one?
Twilight zone?
Uh uh.
When you watch in the beginningmovie, who's talking to each
other?
The angels.
Right.
But what are they?
Stars.
That's right.
Gotcha.
And they're moving around.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Stars in the galaxies.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (12:21):
Talking about that, you know.
Yeah, no, but I find it great.

SPEAKER_02 (12:24):
I find it interesting because it shows
you.

SPEAKER_01 (12:28):
Well, but I think that was.

SPEAKER_03 (12:31):
No, I think now we're talking science because of
who we are.
Or astronomy.
Right.
Right.
But or astronomy.
But you know, that was morereligious when they when they
made that movie.
Right, but think of the way, butlook how they did it, which was
a very good way to do it, Ithink.

SPEAKER_02 (12:45):
Oh, yeah, I'm with you.
Like, who are you gonna upsetwith that?

SPEAKER_03 (12:48):
Yeah, no, no, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (12:50):
You know what I mean?
Right?

SPEAKER_03 (12:50):
After you see the movie, you know, it's just it's
just it's you believe in God andit's just God.

SPEAKER_02 (12:55):
That's all it is.
Yes, right, yeah, right, right.

SPEAKER_01 (12:58):
Period.
That's a good one.
What's the next one you got?
Another classic one is gonna beMiracle on 34th Street, of
course.
Now, which one though?
You know, you like the remake orthe original?
Let's talk about classics.
Right?
OG, you know, black and whitejacket and yes, the uh Natalie
Wood.
I mean Oh, that's right, it wasshe was the little girl.
The premise for that movie ispretty genius, we think.

(13:19):
Like, what would happen if theSanta at your mall was actually
Sam?
Actually Santa was, bro.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
Like that is the that's likesuch a great premises for a
movie.

SPEAKER_03 (13:32):
Yes, yep.
Hence, be nice to everyonebecause you never know, you
know.
Right now, I might be, you know,I'm on the naughty good list,
you know, like I'm right there.
Yeah, no, no, no, that stuff.
Yeah, we're not gonna do none ofthat.
Yeah, that's crazy.
But yeah, no, you're right.
That's why you never know, man.
It but again, so people theymake fun of me because I say

(13:54):
Santa Claus is real, you know,however you want to call it.
Why?
Because it's when you do it toothers, you get that grooviness
back, as far as I'm concerned.
Karma is a bitch.
So you know Santa is karma?
So you think we're Karma, yes.
So you think we create it?
We create Santa for that to youknow yes, at this time of year,
I think yes, because this iswhen you hold that door open for
somebody who's having a bad day.

SPEAKER_01 (14:14):
That's the same concept, yes.

SPEAKER_03 (14:16):
Yes, because if you hold that door open for somebody
who's having a bad day becausethey miss the bus or whatever,
and they're like, and they lookat you and like, well, thank
you.
You know, sometimes, not always,they don't always say thank you,
but you know, it's like thatmoment, and they end up paying
it forward through their day.

SPEAKER_02 (14:30):
You would hope so.

SPEAKER_03 (14:31):
Well, you know, fingers crossed, because even if
at that moment they didn't know,at least you know you did the
right thing.
I know I did the right thing sothat the person behind them is
like, oh, whatever they do nextis on them.
Exactly.
And you know, I believe in thatpay it forward thing.
So you know what I'm saying?
So, but that's me, because youknow, this time of year that I'm
that kind of nice.

SPEAKER_02 (14:46):
No, I know.
I always hold it.
Whenever I go, I'll leave itlike if I'm just walking out and
then I see and I catch it, I'llrun back at the door real quick
and hold it.
Because you know, I or I'malways putting back my shopping
carts.
Yeah, I don't leave them in themiddle of the parking lot, you
know, especially this time ofyear, people don't give fuck.
They just do whatever, man.
Right.
You know, you're being nice, butat the same time, you're being
selfless because you're doingsomething.

SPEAKER_03 (15:05):
And if you do it, somebody else is still gonna see
you do it.
Now they're gonna feel some typeof way, so they're gonna go do
it because now they don't wantto look like the douche that
didn't put it back.
So right.
I'm with you.

SPEAKER_02 (15:14):
Yeah, I'm with you.
So you have your good and yourbad, but no, I love the fact
that movies that remind us, youwould hope that we could be like
the way the movies portray us.
Right.
You know, of course, a lot ofit's fancy.

SPEAKER_01 (15:27):
Though, like you're supposed to after you watch a
movie like that, it's supposedto make you think and go, oh,
you know, maybe we should bebetter, maybe we should be
nicer.
You know, I think that's that'sthat's the writer director.
You would hope so, right?
Yeah, and then Valentine's Daycomes around and raises it all
up.

SPEAKER_03 (15:45):
I'm kidding.

SPEAKER_01 (15:46):
No, but you know, uh, so like so those are two
classic movies.
I you know, I didn't grow up inthat time though, so I don't
think like uh you're gonna saywe did?

SPEAKER_03 (15:56):
That's that bullshit time.
Well, you guys were maybe babieswhen some of those movies were
definitely not seven.
No, that was that was no, Ithink they original Christmas
Carol.
Oh, yes, you gotta watchChristmas Carr.
You did say that?

SPEAKER_01 (16:09):
Well, wait, Christmas Carol or Scrooge?
We'll go Christmas Carol.
Well, that we can get into that.
We'll I'm just talking about theclassic ones for now.
Okay, so I definitely want toget into 80s because 80s, like
we'll get there in a second.
I feel like it did blow likeChristmas movies blew up, like
it was a lot of.
Right, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, but so but the classicblack and white one, yeah.
Yeah, it was a classic, youknow, and that's a classic
story, you know.

SPEAKER_02 (16:29):
But Charles Dickens, that's that's Charles Dickens.
The whole premise, you know,he's got money, but he's
cheapskate, he's a miser.
Yeah, you know, he's mean.

SPEAKER_03 (16:38):
Yep, and he saw the light because he realized his
family that we all he had leftwas what his nephew, right?
His nephew was all that wasleft.
Right, you know, he was shittyto uh was it Tiny Tim?
What's the kid's name?

SPEAKER_01 (16:49):
But it took him to get all the way to his grave to
the point where he knew becausenobody was there, but like how
much of a difference one personcan make, right for being a big
guy, just a nicer.
Just be that nice person.
That's what I'm saying, bro.

SPEAKER_03 (17:06):
That's why I just said you ripple effect, it's
it's a ripple effect, you know.

SPEAKER_01 (17:09):
Yep, just nice to that one person, and it just
like changed so much, just beingjust nicer and more caring and
more thoughtful of other people,right?
Instead of like, you know, sointo ourselves or like you know,
like this is angry at the world.

SPEAKER_03 (17:25):
Yeah, for no reason.
For no reason, you know, youknow, yeah, it just sucks.
It does.
That's why I think that's whyChristmas is, like you said, is
like that warm, snuggly, groovytime of year.
Right.
You know, because people likeyou know, they are they're just
that much nicer than they werethe other 360.

SPEAKER_02 (17:43):
I think the holidays are also good to have, though,
because it it the whole idea ofthe lights and the music and you
know, the people being better,you know, more cheerful.
Yeah, and then also you get theChristmas, you know, whatever.
People are kind of nicer, right?
But why can't you be for thewhole year, right?
That's what people normally say.
Well, at least we're getting itonce a year at a certain point

(18:03):
of the year.

SPEAKER_01 (18:04):
Take what you can get, all right?
Oh, now everybody's gotta benice all year round.
Right, exactly.
You can't be happy with thecity.

SPEAKER_02 (18:13):
But it's good that we have it, it's like a therapy
time of the year, right?
Right to just let some steam offand say, you know what, I gotta
let my hair down.
No pun intended, of course.

SPEAKER_03 (18:21):
Right, right.
Yeah.
Well, and you're right.
I think I think you're right.
I believe you're right.
Again, be nice.
It doesn't hurt, you know.
It's not even about it,shouldn't even be about the
gifts.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
It's just that time you'respending with the family, you
know, still.
You know, you know, it's betterthan Thanksgiving.
Because Thanksgiving, yeah,people are stressed out and they

(18:43):
just have rights to be.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (18:45):
I mean, I'm not gonna say you can't do it,
because obviously people havehorrible things happening in
their lives, unfortunately.
Just keep your chin up.

SPEAKER_03 (18:51):
So just try to get through it the best as you can.
Yeah, definitely, man.
All right, next movie.
We want to go with this one.

SPEAKER_01 (18:58):
So I think uh we went down.
I think those three cover the uhthe like class.
I think I can think of a lot ofclassic because I feel like like
I said, like 80s came around,and that's when the Christmas
movies really started to blowup.
I feel like so many Christmasmovies.

(19:18):
Like if you think like 60s, 70s,like I don't I feel like there's
there's probably a lot ofChristmas movies, but I don't
I've I feel like it's just likewe're just like every year, like
a lot of Christmas movies,another Christmas movie, you
know what I mean?
It's every year.
Uh, but like the ones that stickout for me from the 80s were
definitely like Scrooge.

SPEAKER_03 (19:36):
Yeah, that was so good, man.
Uh what's his name?
Scrooge was great.
Yeah, who was the Bill Murray?

SPEAKER_01 (19:40):
Bill Murray, thank you.
I I want to say I kept I keptgetting the wrong actor, I'm
like, damn that great.
I'm like, no, Bill Murray.
Not Ghostbusters, yeah.
Bill Murray, yeah, and that wasgreat.

SPEAKER_02 (19:49):
And that was like a modern take on uh I can't
remember her name, but theactress from Taxi was in there.
She played the show.
Oh, yeah.
She was great.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (19:58):
Left-handed him too, bro.
Punch him in the head.
But she was the ghost ofChristmas past, I think is what
she was.
Present.
Present.
She was present.
She was present.

SPEAKER_01 (20:06):
She was the taxicab driver.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, come here.
With the grimy.
That was like the uh class,that's like the old school taxi
cab driver think of from back inthe like 60s, 70s.

SPEAKER_03 (20:18):
Yeah, he kept shitting on.
Well, uh Bill Murray keptshitting on uh Bobcat Go 3.

SPEAKER_01 (20:23):
Sorry, boys.

SPEAKER_03 (20:24):
He was that was his.

SPEAKER_01 (20:25):
He came out with the with the you know, with the bang
bang at the end.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (20:29):
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was a good one doesGriffinhardgate fit into
Christmas?
No, no, it's more like after thenew year.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Gregory.
That was another fucking funnymovie.
Yeah, that's a great movie.
Yeah, but no, yeah, it's I I Ilike Scrooge.

SPEAKER_01 (20:44):
I I like it a lot.
You know what's a movie I grewup with in the 80s that was a
weird Christmas movie, but likeit's more nostalgic for me.
It's a terrible movie, actually.
The Santa Claus.
Do you remember the Santa Claus?
With um Dudley Moore?

SPEAKER_03 (20:57):
Oh my god, dude, I did forget about that movie.
But but it wasn't the SantaClaus.
Santa Claus was with um what'shis name?

SPEAKER_01 (21:05):
Santa Claus the movie, it was called.
Sorry, Santa Claus.
That's with the movie, okay.
Sorry, that we'll get to that.
That's 90s, but we'll get tothat.
Yeah, so Santa Claus the movie,that was the one with Dudley
Moore.
It was the um the guy who playedSanta Claus was uh I don't even
remember.
I'll be lying.
I remember I remember the movie,but I don't remember yeah, but
like the premises was is likethere was a big corporate

(21:27):
company that's like we're gonnatake over being Santa Claus, and
they had like this like theywere like they were just like,
Oh, we're gonna do it.
You know what I mean?
Like, what the hell?
Like, but they were like hadlike uh like uh you know, he was
like the Dudley Moore like builtthem like a like this like
machine that would fly for themand but end up, you know, of
course, you know, good triumphsover evil situations.

SPEAKER_03 (21:49):
Dude, I remembered about the movie, but I didn't
remember seeing the movie.
Like I don't remember it waswow.

SPEAKER_01 (21:54):
And of course, you know, uh I think the movie's
technically 90s, but it's early90s, and of course, you know,
that's um Christmas vacation.

SPEAKER_02 (22:03):
Oh, I was just gonna say that.
Yeah, I think it's sorry.
Stole my thunder.
Sorry.
No, you got back at me.

SPEAKER_01 (22:12):
No, that's a movie movie right there.
That movie is probably the mostquotable for me.
Um Christmas movies.
Just because of all the, youknow, the uh, you know,
cousinetti and all that, youknow, shitters full, you know,
like that was funny.

SPEAKER_02 (22:26):
That is good.
Just hacked up a yeah, yeah.
Hacked up a bone under thetable.
A dog.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, I'm gonna watch that.
It's gonna be my keyboard.

SPEAKER_01 (22:37):
He just spent them all.

SPEAKER_02 (22:40):
He burned that cat right into the friggin' call up
it.
Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 (22:45):
If you're not doing anything constructive, go fetch
me my stokies.

SPEAKER_02 (22:51):
Oh that's that's it.
That's a good voice.
That guy's been around for awhile, man.

SPEAKER_01 (23:00):
I pledge allegiance to the floor.

SPEAKER_02 (23:03):
United States of America.
Dude, that was everybody.
She was putting the cat food inthe in the jello.

SPEAKER_03 (23:14):
Oh my god.
Dude, yeah, I I gotta do so,like my wife and youngest, they
do the they set up the Christmasmovies that they want to watch.
So they watch all the you knowthe cute home.

SPEAKER_01 (23:30):
I'm putting on Christmas.

SPEAKER_03 (23:31):
No, but I'm saying I'm gonna put on like the the
funnies, the good ones, right?
The the action-packed ones, bro.
I'm not gonna, yeah.
That is hilarious, bro.

SPEAKER_02 (23:38):
Now, supposedly Trading Places came out in 90,
oh I'm sorry, 1983.

SPEAKER_01 (23:43):
Right.

SPEAKER_02 (23:43):
And that was a Christmas movie.

SPEAKER_01 (23:45):
That was a Christmas movie, yeah, yeah, you're right.

SPEAKER_03 (23:47):
It was because it was based around Christmas,
Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Yeah.
And then fast-forwarded it.

SPEAKER_02 (23:52):
And Jingle All the Way came out in '96, which was
like right after that.

SPEAKER_01 (23:56):
But there's also another 80s movie we cannot
leave out.
Which is Christmas story.

SPEAKER_03 (24:01):
Yes.
You're gonna shoot your eye out.
Oh, that's the greatest.
Well, I love that movie.
Yeah, 24.

SPEAKER_02 (24:07):
I got turned on to it.
That movie by a friend of minewho told me about that movie.
He said, You never seen thatmovie.
I remember when he told me, whenhe told me about this movie.
Like, what are you talkingabout?
I never seen this movie.
I was like those people who,when you tell them they don't
know, when you make a referenceto it.

SPEAKER_01 (24:20):
The only two references I had of the 50s were
Back to the Future and Christmasstory.
So but my life, that's what Ipictured.
No, you're that's a lie.

SPEAKER_02 (24:29):
Your parents also my friend.

SPEAKER_01 (24:32):
Yeah, but I I didn't, they were born in the
50s.
Okay, so but I don't but I don'thave like reference of what the
time was.
But the way they brought you up,though, is what I mean.

SPEAKER_02 (24:39):
As far as how you were brought up is from the time
that sh you know they were adifferent generation.
Right.

SPEAKER_03 (24:44):
Right?
Yeah, yeah, I guess.
That's so freaking great, man.
It's crazy.
That is so freaking funny.
Jeez.
It's funny.
There were so many more moviesin the 80s that I think made
let's see.
Just made uh Scrooge.

SPEAKER_02 (24:59):
But that's the Christmas story.
The ref movie, too.
Do you remember that one?
The ref?
That sounds familiar.

SPEAKER_01 (25:04):
That's uh 84.

SPEAKER_02 (25:04):
1994.

SPEAKER_01 (25:06):
Oh, yeah, we're getting to the 90s, yeah.
Yeah.
But so is another story, andthat's another movie that I feel
like is such a quotable movie.
Like you'll shoot your eye out.

SPEAKER_02 (25:18):
You shoot your eye, kid.
Oh, yeah.
You know every line.
It's like watching youngFrankenstein.
Okay, I can replay pretty muchevery line in Halloween.

SPEAKER_01 (25:26):
Silent Night, Deadly Night.
No other Santa Claus is creepierthan the one from the Christmas
story.
When he's kicking him down thestairs, that was like the most
evil, most diabolical.
I love that.
I love ever scene in a movie.

SPEAKER_02 (25:43):
Remember when he ranted off the gun?
He was like he said everythinghe wanted.

SPEAKER_01 (25:47):
He's like kicking them off the stair onto the
side.
You shoot your eye out, kid.
And then he pushes it with hisfoot.
It's crazy.
He's like kicking all the kidsdown the slide and they're all
crying down the slide.
I'm like, that was like an evilSanta.
Like, I think so random for thatmovie.

SPEAKER_02 (26:02):
It was.
But that got it for him.
So right?
Yeah.
It was an evil Santa.
He wanted to go because it wasget the store was closing.
He wanted to get the hell out ofthere.
Who knows if they wash or not?
These kids are so yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (26:19):
So let's go.
So I think that covers most ofthe 80s.
Does anybody know any other 80s?
Uh I said the ref.

SPEAKER_03 (26:26):
It was one.
Which one was the ref, bro?
I don't remember the ref.
That doesn't even soundfamiliar.
Huh?
The ref, which one was that?
I don't know either.
I have to look it up.

SPEAKER_02 (26:35):
But how about TV stuff that we used to grow?
Right?
So about we'll do it.
The best one that everybodyremembers is Rudolph, right?
Right.
Because the claymation.
Right.
That's basically what that stuffis, right?
I would guess.
Is that what it is?
Right.
Right?
So that was 64 when that cameout, but it's always on.
Till this day it's still on.
We still watch it.
I still I still watch it.
Even at the age that I am now, Ilove it.

SPEAKER_01 (26:56):
You know what was really popular when I was a kid?
Remember the California raisins?
Oh my god.
Dude, I forgot about those.
Yes.
We went to the South Bowl.

unknown (27:07):
Dude.

SPEAKER_01 (27:09):
I remember the kid and watching there was like a
Christmas episode, so it was abig deal.
Oh no, the Fort Your Raisin.
You're right.
It was right.
It was.
I remember that was like a bigdeal.

SPEAKER_03 (27:18):
I totally forgot about that.
Because that it was because theyhad done the um Frosty, the new
Frosty, and um it was Frosty theSnowman, and uh they had done
another one that had added onbecause there was a couple of
Frosty the Snowmen.

SPEAKER_02 (27:32):
Frosty the Snowman that we always watch is the one
from 1969.
Right.
All right, that's the one that'sover.

SPEAKER_03 (27:38):
Then, right?

SPEAKER_02 (27:39):
Uh no, that was the only one I had.
Really?

SPEAKER_03 (27:42):
Oh, then we got the Rudolph?

SPEAKER_02 (27:43):
Of course.
Well, what?
Frosty Snowman was great, man.
The whole story was a goodstory, too.
Think about it, right?
You have this magical uh beingthat comes to life.

SPEAKER_03 (27:53):
Right.

SPEAKER_02 (27:53):
And you can be with him, hang out with him, and do
all these crazy stuff, and he'llprotect you and do whatever,
rah-da.
But you can melt away, right?
Of course, but then Santa bringshim back.
Yeah, you know what's a weirdmovie.
It's a feel-good story.

SPEAKER_01 (28:06):
It is.
You know what's a weird movie?
And I guess we could probablysegue into the 90s now, is uh is
Jack Frost.
I love Jack Frost.

SPEAKER_03 (28:15):
Wait, wait, you're talking about the one with um,
wait, wait, we're not done withall that.
Go ahead.
But Jack Frost has a good one,though.
Michael Keaton, okay, no, no.
I was thinking of somethingelse.
Oh, the I got I remember thatone.
I wasn't crazy about that.
No, no, no.

SPEAKER_01 (28:24):
And that's before, and that was like the last movie
he did before we stopped seeingMichael Keaton for a long time.
For a while, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
We didn't see him for a while.

SPEAKER_03 (28:31):
No, no, I was thinking of the other one with
the um, it was uh Jack Frost,um, Santa, the the um the uh
like I think it was a Pixarmovie.
Um I know what you're talkingabout.
That it had all of them.
It had the the bunny rabbit, ithad the tooth fairy, and they
were fighting against the movie.

SPEAKER_02 (28:44):
I remember that movie.
Yeah, that was a new one.

SPEAKER_03 (28:45):
Oh, that's the one I that's when you said Jack Frost,
that's something.
Right now, I don't know.
No, maybe not Pixar, whatever itwas.
But that's what I thought yousaid Jack Frost, that's what I
was like.

SPEAKER_01 (28:52):
Yeah, yeah, and then I know I wasn't crazy about Jack
Frost, but yeah, no.
But 90s movies, so like has liketwo big ones.
So one is The Santa Claus withuh with uh Tim Allen.
Tim Allen.
Yep.
That was that was you know,that's I Chase just watched that
movie last year for the firsttime.
We went through all the sequelsand he loved it, you know.

(29:13):
You know, the whole you know,premise that you fucking killed
Santa and now you're Santa.
Get him off the roof, yeah.
And now you're like Santa islike a being that like anyone
can be, yeah, you know, but ittransforms you into like a fat
jolly, you know.
Um that was a good one.
Um, what did you guys think ofthat movie?

(29:34):
I liked it.

SPEAKER_03 (29:34):
All right, I liked it.
It was funny, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (29:38):
It had a good sort of uh story point, you know what
I mean?
Still voose a lot.
It was like family oriented,yeah, yeah, right?
Wasn't it?

SPEAKER_03 (29:45):
Yes, well, single dad, because if you look at it,
remember he spent the um he hadthe holidays with all the single
dads were at the Denny's.

SPEAKER_01 (29:54):
Oh, that's right.
I forgot about that part.

SPEAKER_03 (29:56):
Yeah, they divorced because they all they all messed
up and they all had.
The hands and the and shitbecause they had got burnt
trying to make the turkey andshit.
Yeah.

unknown (30:06):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (30:09):
So you know, but it was still a feel good.
It was, you know, him gettingcloser to his son and whatnot.
Did you ever see part two?
Yeah, I saw that one.
Yeah, no, the parts are like, uhit was alright.
Yeah, there's an there wasanother one I think that came
out later on.

SPEAKER_01 (30:22):
There's a couple of them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (30:23):
Yeah, because the kid got older.

SPEAKER_01 (30:25):
And of course, you know, late 90s um is elf.
I mean that movie.
Yeah, well, elf isn't thatmovie.
It's you know what's funny aboutsome of these um the the I
almost said Halloween.
I'm still you know, it's notHalloween focused.
Uh about the Christmas movies isthat when you're watching them,
you don't picture, you don't goat least for me, I don't go, oh,

(30:49):
this is gonna be a movie I'mwatching 20 years from now.
Like every fucking week.
You don't realize it's 20 yearsuntil you watch it and you say
it, right?
When I saw the movie, I waslike, oh, is this a good movie?
Right.
But something happens that makesthe movie go from like, oh, it's
a Christmas movie to like that'sone of the Christmas movies.
It's in yeah, it's in thecategory.

(31:10):
I feel like Elf is definitely upthere with like one of the I
think it's one of the funniestmovies.
I love it.
I think it's one of the likemovies that like people are
gonna be watching still another20 years from now.

SPEAKER_03 (31:22):
And it only could be Will Farrell to do that.
And I and it's crazy because Iknow a few people that aren't
fans of his, you know, like theydon't like his comedy.
But that movie.
No, he's funny.
Like I said, some of that moviewas a lot of people.

SPEAKER_01 (31:31):
I don't like Will Farrell, that's because he's not
doing the like, especiallybecause he does that one case.
Yes, that shtick that he or likehe's like he either plays like
the goofball, or like old schoolwhere he doesn't know or he
plays like the you know, theanchor man character, like the
cocky.
Yeah in that he's playing likethe you know, air heady, you

(31:54):
know, ignorant, you know, likenot the word, but you know, just
like he was that was he doesn'tknow the way the world works,
yeah.
Yeah, no, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 (32:04):
But to think that he's got that now where it's on
all the time whenever theholidays come around.
Even not on the holidays, bro.

SPEAKER_01 (32:11):
You know, that's the thing too, actors, you know,
that Christmas always worksresidual into their content.
Yeah, yeah.
He will be making money off ofthis year forever.
He probably doesn't.

SPEAKER_02 (32:20):
He's making double right now, man.
Every every year.

SPEAKER_01 (32:23):
Every year all that's he gets a Christmas bonus
basically every Christmas.

SPEAKER_03 (32:28):
It's everything, Christmas.
I mean, I'm sorry.
I hope he did all his trainingsand uh I hope he got yeah, yeah,
yeah, right?
Yes, yeah, he has all his.
I mean, he's got all that stuff,man.
You kidding me?
Yeah, I mean, like I said, Elfis a elf is a really good movie.
I love it.

SPEAKER_02 (32:43):
I love the story because it's it also has it's
about a child that was taken,you know, trying to do the right
thing.
And hang out.
I don't want to go to we'restill on TV though, too, because
we didn't go to it.
So don't forget about we can'tforget about Charlie Brown.
I was gonna say that.
Charlie Brown, yeah.
Can't forget about CharlieBrown, man.

SPEAKER_03 (33:00):
Yeah, that's right.

SPEAKER_02 (33:01):
Charlie Brown Christmas with that raggedy ass
little treatment, and then yougot Linus.
Uh he's talking about Christmas,he's explaining it, yeah, you
know, and the music's playing inthe background, you know, and
he's got it all like you knowwhat?

SPEAKER_01 (33:16):
We did forget a classic.
We forgot a huge classic.
The Grinch.
Yeah, it was an excellent voice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (33:24):
Okay, you can have how old the Grinch.

SPEAKER_01 (33:28):
So back to that what classic is it?
Boris Korloff doing the voice.
Our Grinch.
Oh, right.
I'm not talking about JimCarrey.
Uh no, no, no, no, no.
I'm trying to remember how farback the cartoon.
Right, right.

SPEAKER_02 (33:42):
We go to the the way how it started, and then we
figure out it.

SPEAKER_01 (33:44):
So it's 60s, late 60s, right?

SPEAKER_02 (33:46):
I think it was even older than that.
Let's see.
Let me find out.

SPEAKER_03 (33:49):
So yeah.
Which one was it?
Boris Karloff, uh the BorisKarloff um Grinch.
Because I forgot.
I don't even tell that.
Boris?

SPEAKER_02 (33:59):
No.
C-A-R-Roff?

SPEAKER_01 (34:02):
You just got it.
He had that voice he had, too.
And that's Daniel and that beat.
Yeah.
You know, he had that voice.

SPEAKER_03 (34:11):
And he sounded almost evil.

SPEAKER_01 (34:13):
And again, that is another.
See, it's how it's funny hownostalgia works.
When you hear his voice, you'rebrought back to like to me, it's
being brought back to sit to tothe teacher rolling out the TV
cart.
Yeah.
Because I I swear every yearthey would put that on in our
like we would watch that everyyear, and they would bring that

(34:34):
rolling cart out with the VCR.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
I remember that.
And we watched we would watchThe Brunch and we watch Peanuts.

SPEAKER_02 (34:42):
You were right.
It was 66.
Yeah, see?
I thought it was later.
I don't know why.
But that was actually the yearwell, I wasn't born yet.
No, I I was.
I was actually going through myfirst year.

SPEAKER_01 (34:53):
Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (34:55):
Yeah.
No, no, it was.
Wait a minute.
No, what year were you born?
No, I was born in April.
So no.
It would What year was thatthen?
It was uh 66, you just said 66.
Yeah.

unknown (35:04):
Okay.

SPEAKER_02 (35:05):
Yeah 1266.
That's what it was.
It was 1266.
I was born in 466.
Okay.
67.

SPEAKER_01 (35:11):
6'7.

SPEAKER_03 (35:13):
I'm an eight-year-old every time.
Every time.
You are punished.
So yeah, I was I was still I wasstill a baby.
For sure.
Right, right, right.
Yeah.
Well, you know what though?
Like Tom said, it's that voice,man.
You hear the voice, it's likeand you remember immediately.
Yeah.
Like even when you're sittingthere, you forget that you're an
adult now watching it.
You know, well, I do, I'm justmental sometimes, but you know,

(35:36):
you forget, like you always fora second, like you start to
smell the same smells you smellwhen you were watching it.
You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 (35:42):
And um also another 90s movie.
Sorry, I didn't want to.
No, go, okay, okay, okay.
Uh the Bad Santa.

SPEAKER_03 (35:51):
Bad Santa was that was like 98 or 99.
I maybe something on there.
That was a good movie, but thatshit was funny as hell.

SPEAKER_01 (35:58):
That's another Christmas movie that is just
Yeah, Billy Bob Thornton.
Oh my god.
Yeah, man.
He's just terrible in thatmovie.

SPEAKER_02 (36:07):
Oh yeah, he's horrible in that.
Bad Santa, right?
Yeah, Bad Santa.
Oh god.
Dude, that was I've only seenparts of that movie, and the
parts that I've seen to thatmovie.
It is fucking hilarious.

SPEAKER_03 (36:17):
Yeah, he was disturbing beyond belief.
Yeah, and then his little elf,the little what was his name,
the kid's name?

SPEAKER_01 (36:22):
He had a funny Uracle Merkel or something.

SPEAKER_03 (36:25):
I could again make it fun of her.
Yeah, dude, that movie wasinsane.
And I think that that's what setthe the the funnies, you know,
for a lot of those movies.
Uh because you had it wasn't theregular uh basic Santa Claus
movie.

SPEAKER_01 (36:38):
No, it was like a funny movie.

SPEAKER_02 (36:39):
Yeah, no, it was like an everyday person movie,
right?
Like this is what's going on inthese people's lives right now,
yeah.
Kind of thing.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (36:46):
But they were, you know, they were banged, they
were, yeah, you know, but theyweren't the best kind of people
to be around.
They were robbers, though.
They're not really on thebusiness side of the year.

SPEAKER_03 (36:59):
Of course, home alone.

SPEAKER_01 (37:00):
Oh, yeah.
Yes, home alone.
Home alone movies.

SPEAKER_03 (37:03):
I heard they were making another one, they were
thinking about making anotherone.

SPEAKER_01 (37:06):
So, yeah, so what they were talking about is that
it it it was just MacaulayCulkin was saying that he would
the only strip script he wouldbe interested in is if they were
to have it like uh where likehe's a dad, he's like a single
dad, and his kid's not paying,he's not paying attention, and
the kid locks him out.

SPEAKER_03 (37:24):
It's him trying to get back in the house.
Uh yeah.
So it happens to him now fromhis own kid.

SPEAKER_01 (37:30):
Not a bad idea.
Yeah.
That's what he said.
So it's not like anybody's intalks, it's just he likes it.
It was like an interview, andhe's like, I would be interested
in doing that movie.
Right.
Like he doesn't want to do likeanother one movie, which I can't
blame him, you know.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (37:43):
Well, it would be him getting his ass kicked.
It would be him getting hit inthe head with the.

SPEAKER_02 (37:46):
Or maybe not, maybe it would be him getting through
some and maybe not some.
And because he has experiencefrom putting doing it himself.

SPEAKER_01 (37:52):
They're a lot older now, they're still alive.
If what's their names could makean appearance in it?
Um Marvin Al.
Marvin Al.

SPEAKER_03 (37:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh shit.
Harry, Harry, Harry, yeah.
Harry! I reached the top.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Steps on the nail.

SPEAKER_02 (38:13):
Oh my god.
I think the best one, homealone, though, the first one.
When the spider is on his chest.

SPEAKER_03 (38:19):
Oh, yeah, and it's just screams like a little girl.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah.
They did a good video.
And he takes the crowbar.
Oh, dude, and smacks him withthe crowbar.
She crushes him with this thing,man.
That was the funniest shit ever.

SPEAKER_01 (38:34):
They did a really good video, though.
Like the chances of living fromlike if you were like, yeah,
yeah, yeah.
Like those, like those paintcans would have killed you.
Oh, you're dead.
Yeah, definitely, bro.
You would have got like ahemorrhage.
Yes.
Yeah, definitely, bro.

SPEAKER_03 (38:48):
Fuck yeah.
Piece of your skull would havefucked up.
Yeah, getting hit in the head inthe head with the in the face
with the with the crowbar, likeyou just said.
Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 (38:57):
But this was like a cartoon, like the paint.
Yeah, yeah.
It was it was made like acartoon.
Right, exactly.
A live cartoon.
Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (39:04):
When he fell out the freaking uh the ice out in the
back of the house, and they justlike feet up in the air, landed
straight on his back.

SPEAKER_02 (39:10):
And I felt that, bro.
Yeah, dude.
Let me tell you, the doorknob.
The doorknob.
Oh, that too.
I felt that too, bro.
Because see, if you see thehandle glowing red, yeah, and I
know he had to see it.

SPEAKER_01 (39:22):
Yeah.

unknown (39:22):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (39:22):
But he fixed it first.

SPEAKER_01 (39:24):
Was it in the sequel?
The one where his head catchesfire?
That was in the sequel, right?
Yes, yes.

SPEAKER_03 (39:30):
Even there, bro.
Even there, because there was ahole in the fucking floor.
And he threw that shit down onhim.
Do you know?

SPEAKER_01 (39:36):
Because um, I was watching something in the in the
movie.
Um, what's his name?
Um from from Goodfellas.
And uh what's the actor's name?
Joe Pesci.
Joe Pesci.
When he was I had I was on thetip of my tongue.
So like when they were talkingto Joe Pesci in that movie, he
wanted to curse so bad becausehe's so used to it.
So that's why he like he waslike, he's like, freaking rip me

(39:58):
out.
He was just like saying likethis jipperish because he wanted
to curse as a kid's movie.
You can't curse.
Right.

SPEAKER_02 (40:05):
So he had to get it out the way he knew best.
Yeah.
Which made the movie, though.

SPEAKER_01 (40:09):
Right, exactly.
It made him more cartoonish.
Like you could picture like aLouis Tunes cartoon one.
Right.

SPEAKER_03 (40:15):
Because you curse watching the movie, you're like,
oh shit.
Yeah, so yeah, I can imagine.
He just got leveled.
Yo, seriously, man.
Freaking insane.
That was a good movie.
We got stuck on the on that one.
That's a funny ass movie.
That was a good one.

SPEAKER_01 (40:31):
I was trying to think of current movies in the
last couple decades.

SPEAKER_02 (40:34):
Polar Express was a good one.
Don't forget about PolarExpress.
I like it.
I watched that one, it's on allthe time.
Yeah, that's what I've done.
I like that.

SPEAKER_03 (40:40):
Yeah, it's it's it's what I'm saying.
You know what I didn't like?

SPEAKER_01 (40:44):
You know what I didn't like.
Christmas kidding.
You know what it was?
It was it was that um the CGIanimation was still kind of new,
and I thought it was everybodythat movie has like dead eyes.
Oh they do.
That's the only thing that Idon't like.
I and it takes me out of itbecause I'm I'm trying to watch
the movie, and all is focusingon their dead eyes.

(41:05):
Oh my god.
Like I I can't.
Like it messes me up.
Uh I want to like it.
I'm sure it's a great movie.
If I can get past that, I'm sureI'd like the movie.
That is insane.
Hey, I never really looked atit.

SPEAKER_03 (41:16):
Yeah, no, neither.
I just but you know, and it'sfunny because it's about how you
watch the movie.

SPEAKER_02 (41:21):
Because you're looking at it in a different way
that I'm not seeing.
Yeah.
So I can't you know, someonetold me that and it ruined it
for me.
I would bring this up in therapythe next time you go.

SPEAKER_03 (41:29):
Yeah, because I'm definitely, I mean, I'm I'll
watch it again.
Because I'm gonna, but I'm notgonna see the dead eyes.
Like it's that's not even gonnafreaking uh I'm anything for me.
That's freaking hilarious, bro.

SPEAKER_02 (41:40):
Wow, I didn't realize that.
I'm gonna have to pay attentionto that now when I watch it, see
what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_03 (41:46):
How no Tom not watching it?
No, he's gonna be standing infront of the TV and he'd be
like, what fucking dead eyes?
That's exactly what is Tomtalking about.
That's exactly what you'retalking about.
Yo, that's it, bro.
It's over.
You're not gonna he's gonna textme.
He's like, what the fuck are youtalking about?

SPEAKER_02 (42:03):
Do I do that?
You will for this.
I might you might you might notbe able to do it.

SPEAKER_01 (42:12):
No, who would just next time he sees me goes, I
didn't see anything.
Oh, yeah, that's when he calmsdown.

SPEAKER_03 (42:17):
Like, yeah, Tom, I didn't uh I didn't see that,
Tom.
Yeah.
I don't know what you mean.
What exactly are dead eyes?

SPEAKER_01 (42:25):
Actually, uh FYI, a dead eye, is uh three shots of
espresso in water.
Really?
Yes.
You got the I don't know, I justrandomly thought about that.
The red eye, a single shot ofespresso in uh water.
Don't be sorry.
I do the same shot.
Uh sorry, it's coffee.
A double shot of espresso is ablack eye in coffee, and a

(42:49):
triple shot of espresso in acoffee is a dead eye.

SPEAKER_02 (42:51):
It's a oh I.
I thought you said guy.
I'm like, no, no, I didn't.
No, no, no, no.
I, I, I.
Okay.
I know it was totally random.
No, no, but I get it.
I do the same shit.
Don't worry about it.
That is freaking hilarious.
If I saw something or referencedsomething that maybe whatever,
oh wow, I just was doing totallyrandom.
That's the ADHD.
That's how it works.
That is freaking hilarious.

(43:12):
Anyway, it's a power.
It's not a random.

SPEAKER_03 (43:14):
With that, though, yeah, one more.
You got time for like one more.

SPEAKER_01 (43:16):
Well, again, I does anybody have a memorable movie
from like I don't thinkPolExpress was the last 20
years.
What was memorable?
Early 2000s, maybe, but likeYeah, I think so.
Like from 2005 to last 10 yearsto 2025.

SPEAKER_03 (43:29):
No, because everything to me is like
Christmas Carol.
Oh, Christmas Carol.
Christmas Carol, wasn't that umwhite car?
It's like Scrooge, isn't it?
Is it Christmas Carol?

SPEAKER_01 (43:42):
That's just another, yeah.

unknown (43:43):
Right.

SPEAKER_02 (43:43):
It was a it was a bit this one was with George C.
Scott.
It was later on.
This one was made later on.

SPEAKER_03 (43:48):
Yes, I remember that.

SPEAKER_02 (43:49):
All right, and then you have the white white
Christmas holiday in in 1942.
You have family favorites likeuh You already said Christmas
Story, Home Alone, Home Alone 2,The Santa Claus, Elf, Polar
Express, The Muppet Christmas,Muppet Christmas, Muppet
Christmas.
There we go.
Also, one of the worstChristmas.
Sorry, guys.

SPEAKER_01 (44:09):
So maybe I'll just close out with this that one of
the worst Christmas series thatwas ever known to man, and I
don't even think you can see iton Disney Plus, is Star Wars
Christmas.
I never saw it.
Star Wars Christmas.
They say it even the everybodywho's in Star Wars that did
that, like Harrison Ford andlike Mark Hamill, could they say
it was like god-awful?

SPEAKER_03 (44:30):
I'm gonna check it out now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think you're talking aboutLego Christmas series.
They should have just left italone, yeah.
I gotcha.
That's insane.
All right, that is too freakingfunny.
All right, so we can't we'regonna watch that one.
We won't do that one.
Until next time.
Until next time.
But we should have got bells.
Yeah, so uh we don't have theboys.
We don't have bells.
Yeah, we're gonna have bells forthat.

(44:51):
So thank y'all for listening.
Love, peace, and hair grease.

SPEAKER_02 (44:54):
Live long and prosper.

SPEAKER_01 (44:56):
And keep watching them holiday movies.
Yes.
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