Charlotte County Speaks-05-13-25-hr1

Tuesday 05/13/25 Hour 1.  With the Charlotte County Chamber of Commerce.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Giggyy giggy giggley Goo.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Here's a quick recycling reminder from the guy at your
area recycling center.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Really dirty diapers, good one.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
I'm a human being, Thanks for recycling.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
That is not funny.

Speaker 5 (00:27):
This is not headline news. A Kansas man was arrested
for biting a dog and fighting with cops while naked.
Looks like we have a front runner for this year's
Florida Man Games. The Can Film Festival is banning nudity
and see through clothing on the red carpet, pretty much
their way of making sure Kanye and his wife don't
show up. The twenty twenty five NFL season will open

(00:51):
with Philadelphia hosting Dallas. The postgame will feature Dallas fans
saying don't worry, It's just one game. And a new
study revealed that Chimpanzees drum with rhythm when they bang
on tree trucks. However, their lyrics are often cliche and repetitive.
This is not headline news.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Kola, wake up, cannot joy.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Gall slid can slid, can can jam.

Speaker 6 (02:13):
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to
our problem.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Government is the problem.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
This is Charlotte County speaks your chance to let your
voice be heard on local, state, and national its ues
and now broadcasting live from a dumpy little warehouse behind
a taco bell, the host of Charlotte County Speaks, Can Love.

Speaker 6 (02:38):
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Speaker 7 (02:48):
This is Charlotte County Speaks. Can Lovejoy with you on
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(03:11):
podcast as one of the presets on the new app.
Because you got like fourteen presets. It's like a car radio.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Now. It's pretty cool.

Speaker 7 (03:18):
You gotta check it out. Got check it out, Jamie. Yeah,
you should have it on there, Jamie, because that way
you can listen to your show that we're doing right
now later on on the podcast. When you hit your
little preset right there, right it's Jamie Jones folks, it's
it's the Chamber Tuesday. Now you're doing Jamie, what's going on?

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Great?

Speaker 8 (03:35):
Yes, Charlotte County Chamber is always happy to be here,
you know, because we're all together in this right, having
a lot of fun in the county and lots.

Speaker 7 (03:44):
Of a lot of going, lots of stuff going on
to Oh.

Speaker 8 (03:47):
My gosh, it's crazy here lately. We just got done
with our golf outing. That was a success, a lot
of fun, big success. It was over at al Aron
Golf Club, Sunseekers Place. Oh, if you haven't golf there,
well there's a few things though if you want to
golf there because it is a private course.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (04:06):
But it was beautiful, really, their staff amazing, food was
delicious good. I'm excited to go back there again. I'll
tell you what.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Awesome you brought friends again, I.

Speaker 8 (04:16):
Did bring friends. I have someone very special near and
dear to my heart. She is an ambassador for the
Chamber and her name is Nicole Everett. She's the executive
administrator for per Lotti, Schaeffer and Schwortz CPAs Punta Gorda
Office and the Punta Gorda Office. That's right, because you

(04:38):
have two locations.

Speaker 9 (04:39):
Yes, We have sister offices, one in Miami and one
in Punta Gorda, which is really helpful during hurricanes.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Oh bet, why are you here?

Speaker 7 (04:46):
Aren't you supposed to be at work filing doing a
people's extensions.

Speaker 9 (04:52):
Oh a lower voice, A little bit. I don't do
any of the taxi stuff. Oh good, all the tax
people are doing tax stuff right now. I am the
friends friendly face at the front. I have candy come
and see me.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
There you go.

Speaker 8 (05:05):
Well, your CPA office of course amazing for our community.
Tell me what kind of tax returns and accounting and
things that they offer to the community.

Speaker 9 (05:18):
All right, I guess this is my spiel. Then we
at Parla Dees Schaefer Shortz CPAs PA offer a full
suite of professional services to help individuals and businesses navigate
the complexities of accounting, taxes, and strategic financial planning. Shall
I go on?

Speaker 7 (05:35):
Well, I'd like to do a good jobs over right.

Speaker 8 (05:39):
It sounded pretty great. So what I'm wondering is like,
what kind of taxes or what kind of accounting do
you do it for businesses nonprofits?

Speaker 9 (05:50):
Do you do you do whether you're whether you're a
small business owner, a nonprofit organization or an individual seeking
expert tax advice. We're here to provide person and wise
solutions that support your goals and ensure long term financial success.
Can you tell I didn't write that?

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Read it very well.

Speaker 9 (06:09):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 10 (06:10):
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (06:10):
It sounds really great. Okay.

Speaker 9 (06:12):
The people I work with are also Yeah, they're so smart.

Speaker 8 (06:15):
So how many accountants in your office here in Punta Gorda.

Speaker 9 (06:19):
All right, So we have one person available at the
office at any given time, So if you have questions
you want to come and chat, you need to see
a person in person at any time. Fills the dude
to talk to. He is one of the smartest people
I've ever met. His wife, Marianne, works at the office.
She is the office manager for the Bunta Gorda sister

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office and they are amazing people.

Speaker 8 (06:44):
So does he do all of those types.

Speaker 9 (06:47):
Of yes everything? If you have a question you think
can't be answered, Phil can answer it.

Speaker 8 (06:54):
Oh that's great.

Speaker 9 (06:55):
I have not stumped him yet.

Speaker 8 (06:57):
So now this is the big question for me. I'm
on boards of directors for different nonprofit companies or businesses.
We're always struggling to try to find someone to do
our taxes. Those nine nineties. They're tricky and only a

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handful of people do those. So there's a lot of
businesses that always call the Chamber and are like, okay,
I'm a nonprofit, where do I go? This person's retiring,
I'm in trouble.

Speaker 9 (07:30):
Well, I happen to have a list of what we
do for nonprofit organizations.

Speaker 8 (07:34):
Oh I love that.

Speaker 9 (07:35):
Okay, all right, we can do accounting and financial reporting
for nonprofits IRS Form nine ninety, preparation and compliance, grant
management and reporting, donor and fundraising tracking, and assistance with
nonprofit status applications. We do have quite a few nonprofits
in the area on our books currently.

Speaker 8 (07:52):
Oh wow, clients fabulous. You know, we have well over
two hundred just in the Chamber that are nonprofits. So
we get those phone calls all the time. And of
course the little guys too, right, you know, we have
a lot of small businesses. Our area is very We
have so many smaller businesses versus the large corporations here.

Speaker 9 (08:17):
So the county is growing and to grow you must
start small. Yeah, and it's it is a beautiful area.

Speaker 8 (08:24):
It absolutely is now. Okay, so you're you're saying that
like you haven't been from here.

Speaker 9 (08:30):
Oh no, I've made myself. Yeah, I'm from Fort Lauderdale area.
I'm actually Florida Boorne, but from the east coast. There's
like seven of us left.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
We have the different country over there.

Speaker 9 (08:42):
We have weekly meetings. Everyone I grew up with and
went to high school with moved to North Carolina and Tennessee.
So wow, bigger meetings over that way. But no, this
this area is like Fort Lauderdale was twenty twenty five
years ago, very easily, where there are more trees than buildings,
and it looks like it's going the way of Fort
Lauderdale where there will be more buildings than trees.

Speaker 7 (09:05):
Well, I choose to maintain a little optimism myself, I hope.

Speaker 9 (09:09):
Well, with any growth, it's like having a sailboat and
you're the wind. The sailboat is the growth, and if
you blow too hard, they'll take their sails down and
turn the motor on. You want to make sure that
you're guiding it in the way that you want it
to go, but you can't blow too hard.

Speaker 8 (09:23):
Oh why wow? Okay, girl, Well.

Speaker 9 (09:28):
It all depends on what you get involved with, which
is why I'm involved with the chamber.

Speaker 8 (09:32):
Yeap, yes, so tell us about your other kinds of
people that you can help. What about the general public.

Speaker 9 (09:40):
Well, if you're breathing and you live in America, you're
probably going to need to pay.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Taxes, so we can help you.

Speaker 9 (09:48):
If you're not breathing, then you're good. Unless you've left
something behind and we can help with that as well. Yeah,
we do quick books, we do payroll services, strategic business planning,
business valuation, counting, and bookkeeping. And we'd also help with
international things like da if you have some out of

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country bits and pieces that you seem to Yeah, people, people,
they'd surprise you with how cool their businesses get. There.
There are there are people in Miami that have businesses
in South America, over in France, in England. It's incredible.
Oh wine and plastic surgery, and.

Speaker 7 (10:31):
I mean it's there is such.

Speaker 9 (10:37):
Yeah, right, it's such a businesses that people do and uh,
it's it's incredible to see sure all of these people
make their dreams come true and to be a part
of that, it's it's incredible. It's just it's like, wow,
I get to help.

Speaker 8 (10:54):
It's fun. That's really fun. Oh great. So it's not
only businesses that you work with.

Speaker 9 (11:00):
Absolutely individuals. We have people who have multiple family trusts
and things where they want to keep their their fund
safe for the future. And we all always need to
be thinking of the future, right It's the only thing
that's that's coming definitely coming today is tomorrow.

Speaker 8 (11:21):
Yes, So I also saw that you do payroll services.

Speaker 9 (11:25):
Yes, we do payroll services, audits and whatnot. We can
help with bookkeeping and accounting if you need. We can
manage your payroll whatever size business you have, and we
we have a couple of layers to that. If you
need the monthly, if you need the six month, you know,
if you need the yearly, just let us know.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah, we have several.

Speaker 8 (11:46):
Options the paying the taxes, all of that type of
thing from.

Speaker 9 (11:52):
We navigate all the state's websites and every every state
is different. Yeah, there are cities that have some of them.
We just did one for Portland organ We had to
pay for a client for Portland organ It's every everywhere
has something different and every website, I mean, honest to goodness.

(12:12):
Can can we get a what is that the c
plug for all the phones?

Speaker 11 (12:16):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (12:16):
Yeah, yeah, can we do that for websites for baying taxes?
Is that a thing?

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (12:23):
I didn't know where you were going with.

Speaker 9 (12:26):
Just just to make it, you know, easy to navigate,
which would be lovely. We had to call Ohio, a
city up there, and I ended up doing one an
online chat with somebody to figure out how to navigate
the phone thing. And she gave me the magic buttons
to push, which are not offered at all on their

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phone system, and I got a hold of a human being.
It was amazing.

Speaker 7 (12:52):
Oh yeah, that's trying to navigate some of that stuff
to get somebody with a pulse is really hard these days.

Speaker 12 (12:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (12:57):
Right, we are all alive, Parlada Schaeffer Shorts, all of
us answer the phone. We don't have a little system
for you to navigate. It's no nonsense like that.

Speaker 8 (13:08):
I'll tell you my husband just had his neighbor replaced.
And getting through to the doctor's office, you know, it
was impossible sitting there. Put on hold, Okay, tell me
what is it you want from us? And it's it's
this automated.

Speaker 9 (13:23):
Voice customer service.

Speaker 8 (13:25):
Yeah, I'm like a person, please, you know. Of course
they didn't understand that, so they said if I didn't
speak in what they wanted me to say, they were
going to disconnect me in the bars. They did, they did.
It was frustrating. Yes, yes, well it's good that Parlatti. Yeah,

(13:45):
Chaffer and Shorts does have that.

Speaker 9 (13:47):
Funny because Parlotte looks like it should sound like lemonade.
But you want to say it fancy, you gotta put
a pinky up.

Speaker 8 (13:55):
Okay, all right? They are two bilingual there, correct.

Speaker 9 (14:00):
Yeah, Actually Justin speaks French. He studied at Notre Dame
and he went outside the country and studied and it
was pretty cool and worked at Price Waterhouse Cooper and
he is our English and French speaking person. We have
him who is a bilingual person as well. He speaks

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English and Spanish, so we have three languages to offer.
That's great, It is pretty cool. And yeah, it's it's
depending on your needs, we can we can help, we
can service.

Speaker 8 (14:36):
That's fantastic. Well that's really great. Well, thank you absolutely
for sharing everything that you got. That that's really great.
All right, Well, the chamber, you know, we're always really busy,
lots of stuff, lots and lots of stuff. So tonight
actually no, it's tomorrow night. We have a ribbon cutting
and they're grand opening for Revive Ivy and Wellness. It

(14:59):
is is Wednesday, May fourteenth. It's from five till six
with the ribbon cutting at five point thirty. Their address
is two four zero seven five Peach Limb Boulevard and
it's inside the my Salon Suite. I don't know if
you guys have ever been there, but they have like
different types of cubicles that have different services that they

(15:22):
offer from nails to skin rejuvenation to obviously IVY wellness
and refreshment for your skin and your body. So that's
very exciting. It is Wednesday evening, Come and join us.
They're going to have refreshment's light food and they're going
to be raffling off a free IVY infusion, so sounds

(15:46):
pretty cool. Yeah, to give you a little boost, that's
never too bad. So then on Wednesday too, we have
our networking at noon. This is for our members only.
It's at the Charlotte Technical College. I don't know have
any of you guys. Eight at Papa Gee's. Papa Jeese

(16:06):
is pretty amazing. They're really fantastic job out there. They
really do. It's their culinary students that are preparing the lunch.
So Chef Jason always puts this together for us in
May and they it is so the kids get the
experience to learn how to make these different meals lots
of vegetables or they do orders appetizers, lunch and then

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desserts afterwards. They do a great job. And that is
eighteen fifteen zero zero Murdoch Circle at the Papa Gees
restaurant which is inside of the school. So this two
is four members only, and of course it's already sold
out of course, of course, because this one is going

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to be a very popular one, so all of you
that have already signed up. Lunch is being served early
because they serve early, so it's from eleven fifteen to
twelve thirty. They also will do private events for you,
so Chef Jason will put together menus different things of

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what you're looking for, and he'll have the students prepare
it and then he'll also have for additional fees of
course for the students to serve it and talk about
their food and do all of that. So it's all
about culinary school there from the college. You know, our
colleges offer a heck of a lot of stuff. CTC

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is pretty amazing with all the trades that they do
and that's just one of them. So that's something exciting.
I always love going to Papa Gee's. It's one of
my favorites. You guys are going to love it. Just
saying so. We also have our third Wednesday Coffee again
once one of our meetings that is for our members only.
It's Wednesday, May twenty first, from seven forty five to

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nine am. It's at the Board of Realtors. Their address
is three three to zero Loveland Boulevard. We have a
breakfast sponsor who's going to bring us a delicious bunch
of treats, which is golf View Medical Institute. Our guest
speaker is Michael Irrat from the executive director for FCA

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fass and Hospital, so that'll be really exciting. He's also
on our Board of Directors, so I'm really excited to
hear what all he has to say for us. Then afterwards,
this is pretty big, especially for me. We're going to
have a ribbon cutting right afterwards nine am that day,
and it's ConA Ice. I don't know if any of

(18:41):
you have had their ICs, but they are the bomb,
very tasty. Oh they're very tasty. So everyone's getting a
free ConA Ice.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
That's nice.

Speaker 8 (18:49):
Yeah, it'll be really great. So for us diabetics of
course that's me. They have sugar free ones, which I
never knew, and they have like five different flash Yeah.
I'm like, okay, Stacy, you've got to bring me lots.
Oh yeah, I'm going to try out a different flavor
this time because every time I see her, I'm like,
I got to go over there. Yeah, because usually I

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can't eat that stuff. So we also have a business
card exchange and that will be held at Hessler Floor Coverings.
That is down on two six one West Marion Avenue
in Punta Gorda. It's Thursday, May twenty second, from five
till seven. This two is for our members and you

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can bring a gift to promote your business for to
be raffled off. So that'll be a lot of fun
to go there. He's having it catered from Lee Roy's.

Speaker 7 (19:44):
Oh well just right down the block from.

Speaker 8 (19:46):
Them, Yeah, right around the corner right easy. Yeah, that'll
be really great. LeRoy's and le always does a great
job for us. We do have a social club. I
don't know if a lot of people know that. Our
social club does a lot fun events. They do them
every quarter. This one is May the Majority Be with You? Right,

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they're so funny they kill me their knee slappers. So anyway, sorry,
I digress. So that is May twenty ninth, and the
start time is from five till seven thirty. It's over
at the Board of Realtors. It is ten dollars a person,
but that is open to the public that they play
a game, and we have mister Game Show that comes.

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He plays lots of different games for groups of people,
so he's going to come and play this game. It
is with You're going to get in teams and in
your team. It's kind of like family feud where they
ask a question and it's all about how many people
said that answer or have that answer. So it's going
to be very similar to that game, but they call

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it May the Majority Be with You, So it'll be
it'll be a lot of fun. There will be food
that will be served, soft drinks and water. We also
have a sponsor for that. We have these great sponsors
always that are members of ours and this sponsor is
truly amazing. This is Elite Home Hurricane Protection Chris and

(21:16):
his team. They are fantastic. They just wear a title
sponsor for a golf outing. They're awesome. So all of
you that are needing hurricane stuff for your house, now
is the time. Don't keep waiting. But they are very busy,
but they are great, a great one to call and

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be sure to utilize their business. So those are our
fun things happening at the chamber and we're really excited
to have everybody involved in coming on down.

Speaker 7 (21:48):
Yeah, and once again, it's easy to join the chamber,
whether you're an individual or whether you're a small business.
If you're not a chamber member, you really need to be.
It can really help help you grow your business, networking opportunities,
and as well, they've got a lot of great business
advice people there that can help you run your business
because sometimes you're better at doing the business than running

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the business.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah, they can help you out with that.

Speaker 7 (22:12):
Charlote County Chamber dot org. You can become a member
right there online.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Check it out.

Speaker 7 (22:16):
Thank you ladies for coming in. We'll see you again
next month. Absolutely, and we want to take a quick
break and we'll be right back with more on News
Radio fifteen eighty.

Speaker 13 (22:25):
I'm the dude, so that's what you call me, you
know that? Or is dude miss or duder or you know,
eldud reno. If you're not into the whole brevity thing,
We'll be.

Speaker 10 (22:37):
Right back with Charlotte County Speaks News Radio fifteen eighty WCCF.

Speaker 14 (22:44):
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Speaker 14 (23:08):
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Speaker 7 (24:49):
News Radio fifteen eighty one hundred point nine FM WCCF
nine thirty six Here on a Tuesday, phone lines are
open that Charlotte County speaks nine four one two zero
six fifteen eighty toll free eight eight eight four four
to one, fifteen eighty. A lot of stories on this
over to Matt Vet's but town Hall for it. New

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batch of refugees coming to America. What do we got
like fifty nine sixty Africanners. Now you haven't read it
in the media, but for the last several years, white
Africanners who own farms and land in South Africa are

(25:33):
well they're either giving up their land and leaving or
they're being murdered by the bles down there in South Africa.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
So what is it?

Speaker 7 (25:47):
I think about fifty nine of them were invited to
come as refugees because they are the blacks took wrote
themselves a new constitution pretty much stripping whitey of any

(26:07):
rights or property in South Africa right now, and they're
in the process of taking it all back. Do these
people know how to farm? No, They're going to wind
up starving to death and asking us for a bail
out here pretty soon. But in the meantime, these African refugees.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Came to the US.

Speaker 7 (26:28):
Mind you, they're waving American flags. Did you see that,
They're waving American flags, not these rat bastard illegal aliens
prancing around wanting handouts. And so the left is crapping
themselves because they hate this for one simple reason, well

(26:49):
actually three simple reasons. They don't want these africaners being
able to get refugee status in America. One because they're white,
two because they're Christian, and three because Trump wants it.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
That's it.

Speaker 7 (27:07):
And they're not even hiding their racism from CNN to
some broad at MSNBC, looks like she's going bald. They
don't hide their racism at all. It's a few dozen
farmers fleeing the violence that has been engulfing South Africa
for quite some time. You don't know about it because

(27:31):
we don't have a media anymore. We have propagandists doing
the step and fetch it for the left. So numerous
killings of white farmers in South Africa, and it's been
going on for years. The media is melting down because

(27:56):
Trump welcomed these people in. It's all because they're white.
It's all because they're Christian, and it's all because Trump
welcomed them in. Pretty disgusting. Even more disgusting is the

(28:19):
Episcopal Church talk about a group of people who are
going to be burning in hell. I mean seriously, when
you first read the headline that it was against the
doctrine of their faith to help white refugees, you know,

(28:41):
where is this Babylon b No, Nope, read the actual
announcement in the press release from the church.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
That's it.

Speaker 7 (28:49):
That's because they're whitey, remember that skanky broad that was
yes her and the rest of the church. The Episcopal
Church has announced publicly that they were contacted by the
federal government as part of an ongoing contract for refugee
resettlement to assist in the transition of white African or
farmers who are fleeing racial violence and given refugee status

(29:13):
by the Trump administration specifically because of the color of
their skin.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
That's what they said.

Speaker 7 (29:21):
The Episcopal Church is now saying, quote, in light of
our church's steadfast commitment to racial justice, we are not
able to take this step. That's a load of scum
right there.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Ai.

Speaker 7 (29:37):
They preached in the Devil's word there at the Episcopalian chinch.
The church notes their business model using refugee settlement repayments
from the USAID has been disrupted by the Trump administrations
pausing on funding and as a result of their no

(29:58):
longer getting paid, eating combination with the racial profile of
the refugees, and they just they're just they're instead they're
shutting down all refugee settlement efforts from the Episcopalian Church.
Quote since January, the previously bipartisan US refugee admissions program

(30:19):
in which we participate has essentially shut down.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
We ain't getting paid. They cut that USAID money.

Speaker 7 (30:27):
Virtually, no new refugees have arrived, Hundreds of staff and
resettlement agencies around the country have been laid off, and
funding for resettling refugees who have already arrived has been uncertain. Then,
just over two weeks ago, the federal government informed Episcopal
migration ministries that under the terms of our federal grant,
we are expected to resettle white Africaners from South Africa,

(30:49):
whom the US government has classified as refugees. In light
of our churches stead fast commitment to racial justice instead
of biblical teachings and reconciliation in our historic ties with
the Anglican Church of South Africa, we are not able
to take this step. According we can't help whitey, even

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though we're all white. We just can't help whitey. Even
though we're supposed to be Christians and practice the teachings
of Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior. We just can't
help whitey. Accordingly, we have determined that by the end
of the federal fiscal year, we will conclude our refugee
resettlement grant agreements with the US federal government. In other words,

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we're shutting it all down.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
You ain't gonna pay us no more. You expect us
to help whity ain't gonna happen.

Speaker 7 (31:36):
All right, burn in hell. Just drop all the pretending
the Episcopal Church is not the Episcopal Church. The Episcopal
Church is an arm of the Democrat Party, a racist
arm of the Democrat Party. And they just admitted it. Yeah,

(32:00):
I agree with old Sun Dance over there. If there
was ever, if there was ever a racial discrimination lawsuit
teed up for a long drive, this is it right here.
But the DOJ Civil Rights Division is now headed by
Deputy Attorney General HARMEI Dillon.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
What did this broad do with the RNC? Nothing? What
do you think she's going to do with this nothing.

Speaker 7 (32:33):
I mean, look at all the and again, look at
all the faith based allegedly faith based nngos that were
facilitating the invasion of the United States with a bunch
of illegal aliens, the Episcopalian Church and the Catholic Church. Bingo, Well,
the Catholics have a new pope now, so hopefully he

(32:56):
can undo the map amount of damage that the dead
guy inflicted upon the church, the Episcopal Church.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
They're dead to me radio show.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
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Speaker 1 (33:19):
Let's get back to the show.

Speaker 10 (33:23):
We'll be right back with Charlotte County Speaks on news
Radio fifteen eighty WCCF.

Speaker 11 (33:29):
When you move in with a woman, you find out
there's duties that men are given in a house. You
think you know them all all right, you know the
garbage of the lawn, there's obscure ones. I found out
in the middle of the night. I was the noise checker,
outer noise checker, I mean little what was that? No,

(33:50):
that's not check it out at see how that could
be a burglar with a gun. So go oh, be careful,
put your slippers on, watch out. Bring me up with yogurt.
If it's nothing.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Either way, I want to yogurt.

Speaker 11 (34:13):
Either way, I'll come back without a yogurt. Noise checker
and you always put your noise checker weapon under the bed.

Speaker 12 (34:29):
Well.

Speaker 11 (34:29):
You've got some kind of makeshift weapon. It can be anything.
There's no real rule of thumb except nothing from the
Whiffle family. You don't want anything that whistles when you
swing it. He isn't gonna scare anyone.

Speaker 12 (35:05):
I haven't told you once, told you twice.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Next time I tell you're gonna let you down.

Speaker 12 (35:11):
Got a mad man boo, got a madman bloo, got
a mad man blue man.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Don't you know?

Speaker 12 (35:19):
Don't you know?

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Don't told your man?

Speaker 12 (35:25):
Tell you no more then you want to tell you
to be my wife alone? Let mad man Boo, got
a madman blue got a madman blue man.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Don't you know?

Speaker 13 (35:37):
Don't you know?

Speaker 7 (35:52):
News Radio fifteen eighty one hundred point nine F m
w C F nine fifty one Here Charlotte County Speaks
full nine open nine four one two zero six fifteen
eighty toll free eight eight eight four four one fifteen eighty,
the thirteenth of May, and we are celebrating today the

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crunchy goodness of National Creuton Day. What do we do
with is stale bread? Well, I've got an idea. Love
the croutons. M Oh the garlic of obvious garlic bread crutons.
I mean, come on, that's come on, come on, nice

(36:33):
and crunchy. Oh, this is something I kind of grew
up on from the canned variety. A National Fruit Cocktail Day,
m as I recall del Monte, but uh, Safeway had
a store brand. I believe back then that mom used
to bring home quite a bit. So uh you know,

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oh the case of the dented cans. We always got those,
man tell you, yeah, height well, National apple Pie Day, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Baby, National apple pie gotta love it.

Speaker 7 (37:10):
You got it all right here, Fruit cocktail apple pie
croutons that I guess you can put uh with your
frog legs. Maybe no National frog Jumping Day, National frog
Jumping Day. Sure they pushed off all the competitions until
this weekend, or maybe they had it last weekend. I'm
not sure that's what we're celebrating today. Two six fifteen

(37:33):
eighty toll free eight aight eight four four one fifteen
eighty Oh boy, hearing this six word phrase is a huge, huge,
huge red flag for doctors. If you want to freak

(37:57):
out your doctor, just use these six words.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
At your next appointment. E er doctor up.

Speaker 7 (38:05):
Jacksonville, Floridaway is trending after he revealed the six word
phrase he sees as a huge red flag, specifically when
a guy says it, and whenever he hears it, he
assumes that there's something very serious going on with the
man's health until proven otherwise. What are those six words?

(38:26):
What is the six word phrase that worries them? So, uh,
my wife made me come in. It's a red flag
because men are more likely to ignore health issues or

(38:49):
tough it out instead of seeing a doctor. So if
your wife made you come in, he says, there's a
good chance that you really got something going on here.
Other doctors replied in the comments with more phrases they
see as red flags, and there's a similar one for women.
It's a red flag that says if she says anything
like I didn't want to waste your time.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
With this, but.

Speaker 7 (39:17):
Okay, so now you know two O six fifteen eighty
toll free eighty eight four four to one, fifteen eighty.
I yeah, it's true, mister Studley hungwell out there is
a he's having a heart attack, but he's trying to
shine it on and his wife's get to the hospital.

(39:41):
All right, Hey, uh is this brilliant or gross? I
think it's gross because I would never wear them because
I just they're just too damn ugly. But everybody wears them, crocs. Crocs,
they're ugly, am I right? There's some of you, I know,
some of you wear them just yeah, yes, just festering

(40:03):
with foot odor and germs. Some guy in Australia do
you throw your A lot of guys do this with
their hats, but do you throw your crocs in the
uh uh in the dishwasher?

Speaker 3 (40:16):
What?

Speaker 7 (40:18):
Well, if you got it on the sandy rints and
stuff like that heated, well, I don't know you want
to use the heated, dry and melted crocs in your dishwasher.
But that's what he did, circulated since about four years ago.
Not a new idea, but his video blew up because
he did it with a bunch of dishes.

Speaker 10 (40:35):
Ooh no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 7 (40:37):
You will wash your crocs separately.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
You will not wash your crocks with the dishes.

Speaker 7 (40:43):
Can I get an ape man?

Speaker 1 (40:48):
What the hell? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (40:49):
No, that is gross, that's disgusting. You're a disgusting individual.
But you're from Australia, so you know. But no, yeah,
I could maybe see doing it with the dish, without
the dishes, you know, but with the dishes that you're disgusting. Yeah, no, yes,

(41:12):
we've determined he's disgusting. Two six fifteen eighty toll free
eight eight eight four four one fifteen eighty.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Here's one for you.

Speaker 7 (41:23):
This is this guy was either an only child or
his parents are ultraliberal and he's just a spoiled little
piece of meat. Here a guy in his twenties goes
on social media task for advice after his roommate and
I'm thinking this is at college because his roommate stole

(41:45):
a piece of cake that he baked from his mini fridge.
And the roommate who stole the cake had a bad
allergic reaction because day with peanuts in it, so AD
Call nine one one had to hit him with an EpiPen.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
He recovered.

Speaker 7 (42:06):
Apparently he had a peanut allergy and didn't realize the
cake included peanut butter. Problem is man says roommate who
stole the cake is now asking him to pay his
medical bills because he poisoned him. Dude, you poisoned yourself. Naturally,
a lot of people are telling him he should not

(42:26):
be responsible, especially since they had a rule that they
didn't share groceries and they even had separate minifit fridges,
so the roommate had gone into his fridge to take
the cake, which was never offered to him in the
first place. Guy says it's pretty awkward though, because they
were friends at the beginning, and.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Not so much.

Speaker 7 (42:51):
The roommate who got who poisoned himself, who stole and
poisoned himself, is telling all their joint friends about it,
and some of her saying that he should at least
contribute something towards the met now. Anyway, the guy posting
an update saying he's refused to pay anything and he
started looking for a new apartment. Probably the best thing
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