Charlotte County Speaks-09-04-25-hr1

Thursday 09/04/25 Hour 1. With Mike Imbasciani.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
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Speaker 3 (00:44):
This is not headline news. The NFL season starts tonight,
and in what could only be a total coincidence, it
also is Concussion Awareness Month. Travis Kelcey's new restaurant will
have a cocktail inspired by Taylor Swift and a dessert
bar inspired by Andy Reid. September is Baby Safety Month.

(01:07):
The rest of the year babies.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Here on your own.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
A study finds that prison guards have higher life satisfaction,
probably because they get to hang out with their favorite rappers.
And the next iPhone will be thinner because in America,
even our technology takes o zimpic. This is not headline news.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Cuba, Wake up the cup.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
It cannot joy Sali cab.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Jam can.

Speaker 6 (02:21):
Can in this present crisis. Government is not the solution
to our problem. Government is the problem.

Speaker 7 (02:37):
This is Charlotte County Speaks. Your chance to let your
voice be heard on local, state, and national which ues
and now broadcasting live from a dumpy little warehouse behind
a taco bell. The host of Charlotte County speaks, Can Love, Joy.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
And the Way we Go day News Radio fifteen eighty
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Making a preset, won't you we be? We be doing
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it a do it, make it a preset, Just do
it already. Bessie Anny here the.

Speaker 8 (03:44):
On the Thursday show, Oh are you sir?

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Good?

Speaker 8 (03:46):
And you oh dandy well? Just ready to go?

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Where you gonna be This weekend.

Speaker 8 (03:51):
You see the band Mike and Bessie Andy and his
blues rockers this weekend. Uh, what's today? Today's Thursday? Thursday
September fourth, six to nine over at the Naughty parad
Oasis and Fort Myers there Tomorrow Friday September fifth over
at TJ. Carney's in downtown Venice from eight to eleven.
Saturday September sixth over at Ortizia in downtown Punagorda from

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seven to ten. So we're a little bit everywhere. We
got the Fort Myers, we got the Venice, we got
the Punagorda. And if you like waking up early and
going to look at cars.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Sunday Sunday Sunday.

Speaker 8 (04:25):
September seventh, cars and coffee at the Cocoa Plum Plaza
in Northport in the Hobby Lobby parking lot. Bring your chair,
hang out a little early one. It's in early one.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
That's car so nice cars exactly. See some cool rides. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (04:39):
And then I'm going to see Eric Clapton on Monday
in Nashville at Bridgetown Arena. He's eighty years old. I'm
excited to see that. Hopefully doesn't playing at the Bridge
the Palestine guitar. I don't really want to see that,
but I want to see him. I'm excited to see
him again. And he's making some announcement this weekend tomorrow.
I guess I don't know what that is, but.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Probably you know retiring.

Speaker 8 (04:59):
No, well, he's only doing six dates now for the
US tour. He did six dates in Japan, he did
six dates in Europe, he did six nights at Royal
Albert Hall, and he's doing six days in America here.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Too bad, he's not playing the Ryman I know.

Speaker 8 (05:15):
Well, Bridgestone's got a lot bit too many seats. He
needs to sell too many seats. So Bridgestone, Yeah, on Monday,
that'll be fun, and then coming up. I'll be back
in time for Saturday, September thirteenth. We've got that event
over at the Peace River Botanical Gardens. Oh yeah, Folk
and Flutter and.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Flutter Butterfly Butterfly Festival. They're gonna have their little origami
exhibit which is opening that day as well.

Speaker 8 (05:41):
And and so we'll be doing the Folk Legend show there.
So well, we're playing from noon to two. The event
starts at nine am, so come over Peace River Botanical
gardens in Ponta Gorda.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
All right, yeah, today is National Spice Blend Day.

Speaker 8 (05:57):
Spice Blend.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
I blended some spices last night making some chicken.

Speaker 8 (06:01):
Yeah what what what?

Speaker 1 (06:02):
What? Curry? H curry?

Speaker 5 (06:05):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Garlic, the garlic and uh a little tony tony ch cherry,
the little spicy salt.

Speaker 8 (06:13):
They you do you ground the fresh garlic or do
you just get the garlic that is already ground?

Speaker 1 (06:21):
It was already Yeah, a little little shaker, the garlic powder,
garlic powder, National National Macea Damia that day. Not a fan,
you're not a fan? Love them? I love them?

Speaker 8 (06:36):
Nice and crunching the cookies, yeah, not a fan?

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Really?

Speaker 8 (06:40):
All right? If the walnuts?

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (06:42):
National Wildlife Day for the little animals, okay, just any
wildlife really. And I didn't know they I guess they
still have them. I didn't know. Don't realize it because
I don't get it anymore. National Newspaper Care your day.

Speaker 8 (07:02):
Yeah, you wonder what the people are like that delivered
the papers.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Now, I used to, you know, when I was a
week child.

Speaker 8 (07:08):
I know, and you think of the children's that do that.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
But I had a circular route? Was it the little
I don't know anyway.

Speaker 8 (07:19):
And how much did you make doing that?

Speaker 1 (07:21):
I don't recall. It wasn't much. I didn't like doing
it either, right, I only did it. I made more
mowing lawns and shoveling sidewalks. Also shut the hella, please
more chips and morena or go get me a beer.

Speaker 8 (07:50):
That reminds me. We have our new segment where we
check up on all on a high school.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
High school man.

Speaker 8 (07:56):
Uh the I'm finding it right now.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Tarpin's and the Pirates are kicking booty. I mean they
and Night both both of their games I saw last
last Friday. I had, I had on my phone. I
took a screen shot last Friday.

Speaker 8 (08:11):
But the week before Charlotte lost.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah, well they annihilated their teams last week. I still
didn't see. Lemon Bay wasn't even mentioned in there, which
was kind of weird. Anyway, you got the cow the
Cowboys and Eagles tonight this real season. This is week one.
This is week one right here, Cowboys and Eagles tonight.

Speaker 8 (08:35):
And then uh, Eagles are favorited.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Then tomorrow you get Chiefs and Chargers, and then Sunday
Sunday Dolphin, Colts, Steelers, Jets, Panthers, Jags, Cardinals, Saints, Giants, Commanders,
Giants and Redskins and Box and Falcons, Bengals and Browns.
The Battle of Ohio. To see that Raiders, Patriots, Niners, Hawks, Titans, Broncos, Lions, Packers, Lions, Packers,

(09:09):
should be a good game. I hope the Lions have
a good season this year. Again, that'd be nice to see, uh,
Texans and the Rams, Vikings, Bears, Ravens, Bills. Okay, there
you go.

Speaker 8 (09:20):
So as of the last game results for your Charlotte
High School darpns, Yeah, the Charlotte beat Northport forty eight
to zero.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Yeah, Oul, and Northport as has had well, No, I
take that back, Northport, I thought a while ago long
while ago Venice usually always has a really good right.

Speaker 8 (09:44):
The Port Charlotte Pirates defeated north Fort Myers sixty three
to seven.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Ouch.

Speaker 8 (09:50):
Yeah, pain almost like Bill Belichick's yeah for the age difference.
Yeah yeah. And then Lemon Bay lost to Cape Coral
thirty four to twenty six.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
At least at least it was a good game, man. Yeah,
it sounds like exactly all right, Well, good luck to
those teams this weekend. It'd be nice, Yeah, this. What
is it with gen Z? I mean, we're talking yesterday
about how seventy over seventy percent of gen Zers take

(10:25):
mommy with them to.

Speaker 8 (10:26):
Their job interview. I talked about you.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah, well this I heard the Gordon deal talking about
it earlier last hour and I looked it up. I
can't believe this, gen Z. Sixty two percent of gen
Zers eighteen to twenty four years old have refuel anxiety.

(11:00):
They what refeeling. They're afraid to get gas because they
don't know how. They don't know a parking identifying the
correct fuel type, the social pressure in public spaces.

Speaker 5 (11:13):
You know, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
I just I don't know what. What the hell is wrong?
My god, get a life, you little punks. Geez. Many
respondents have reported letting their fuel tanks run dangerously low
to avoid the stress of visiting a gas station, with
some even running out of gas on the road due
to their anxiety.

Speaker 8 (11:41):
Hell is wrong. That's why we're failing as a nation.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
We need a comment, man, We need to comment. Start over,
just start over.

Speaker 8 (11:49):
Thank you. We just we've decided to go in a
different direction.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
I'm sure he got here. We decided to take things
in a different direction. We're gonna be shending in a comet. Yes, repent,
Well you can't.

Speaker 8 (12:08):
It's not gonna matter for you right there. You Yes,
I'm pointing at you. Go good gash your moron.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
You don't know anybody pulled in and the tank was
on the other side and pull them there and I
didn't know.

Speaker 8 (12:23):
Well, the morons that that try to like they pull like,
just be patient, you know they have the ones you
can pull a little longer and try to get to
the other side.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Well, yeah, but really just try to be patient. Drive around,
just lighting up, look at the little arrow on the
dash next to your gas it'll tell you what side.

Speaker 8 (12:43):
I didn't even know that was there. I just learned.
I just learned where my gas tank cap was. It's
not that hard. It's not that hard. It's your car.
You should know where the gas tank cap is.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Name name in free to people in in a guest
is Mellie.

Speaker 8 (13:03):
I want to know who gets the mid grade? You know,
I don't understand regular.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
I understand already, feel man, Yeah.

Speaker 8 (13:11):
I understand the rec non ethanol, I understand diesel.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Who's getting mid grade? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (13:16):
I feel like Seinfeld?

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Right now, what's the deal with mid grade. An audio
engineer knows which gear there is you need to run
your source through the DNS fifteen hundred.

Speaker 9 (13:25):
First, this always did feel like one of those shows
that will go for a while, will be right back,
which Charlotte County Speaks News Radio fifteen eighty WCCF.

Speaker 10 (13:36):
Don't right thing becomes a hostile act. I gotta ask
a question for everybody out there, because again I don't
understand this. We are all familiar with the horrors of
the Epstein situation where we really don't know that much.
We had just another thirty thousand pages release, but again

(13:58):
it's just the tip of the iceberg.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Explain this to me.

Speaker 11 (14:03):
Anybody who signs off right now, any Republican who signs
off on Thomas Massey's discharge petition on the Epstein files,
Why is the President of the United.

Speaker 10 (14:16):
States say that they are committing a hostile act? Why
helping helping get the truth out about pedophiles and bad
people and trying to protect children is a hostile act?

Speaker 1 (14:32):
I don't understand.

Speaker 10 (14:34):
Watchdog on Wall Street dot Com.

Speaker 8 (14:45):
I've got a good w on.

Speaker 12 (14:50):
Who thinks a do no wrong. But sometime, and you know, that's.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
Where I.

Speaker 12 (15:09):
Can't help myself at all, and I get with kid.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
Ben Hell.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Been there News Radio fifteen eighty one hundred point nine
FM WCCF nine twenty seven on a Thursday morning here
at Charlotte County Speaks phone lines open at nine four
one two zero six, fifteen eighty with Little Hike Junior.

Speaker 8 (15:33):
Hank Williams Junior born in Shreveport, Louisiana, in nineteen forty
nine as Randall Hank Williams to parents Hank and Audrey Williams.
So he wasn't technically a junior because Hank was his
middle name. Yes, his father's was Hank. Yeah, but do
you know was his It was Hank Williams. I'll hank

(15:57):
his first day, end of that, but I don't know.
And he made his first recording debut at just fourteen
years old.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
He drunk with his son once a long time ago,
so thank the third. He did a block party here
in PONAGRDA. Oh yeah, I think I remember that a
long time ago.

Speaker 8 (16:19):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
That was when that was when that was when we
were just talking to Chris yesterday. That's when Beef O.
Brady's was The Wild West, Okay had a huge stage
shut there, ye great place, Yes Memory.

Speaker 8 (16:36):
Junior was just three years old when his father died,
and his mother encouraged him early to play his dad's catalog,
and when he was eight was the first time he
performed on stage. In fourteen when he first recorded his song,
a cover of his father's classic Long Gone Lonesome Blues
all Right There you Go two six fifteen eighty toll
Free eight eight eight four four one fifteen eighty.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
I don't know why someone is why people are getting
all worked up about, are great Florida Surgeon General Doctor Ledapo,
Joseph Lodopo. Yes, I know ending the vaccine all vaccine
mandates exactly.

Speaker 8 (17:19):
Now.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
You know you want to get your kid jacked up
and autismed, You're free to do so. Yeah, But yeah,
I because I totally I'm totally at this point with
the rate of autism what it is now correct, I'm
totally convinced that the childhood vaccination schedule it plays a

(17:41):
part in this and two and so you want to
get your kids jacked up in tism, feel free to
do so.

Speaker 8 (17:48):
Because as you have seen, as there have been more
vaccines required for babies, then the autism rate has also
gone up.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yeah, the more yeah quote, every last one is wrong
and drips with disdain and slavery. Who am I or
anyone else to tell you what you should put into
your body? Who am I to tell you what your
child should put into their body? I don't have that right.
Your body is a gift from God. What you put
into your body is because of your relationship with your

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body and God. Pretty much every state has them. It's wrong,
I agree wholeheartedly. Now, you liberals out there, go ahead,
get your kids jacked up. What do you care? If
you're getting your kids jacked then you should have nothing
to worry about.

Speaker 8 (18:36):
Right.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
It was the same thing with the clock shot or
the death jaz. If you think you're so special, yeah,
go ahead and do it. And if my kid doesn't
get it, or if I don't get it, what do
you care. I'm the one who is then susceptible, not
your kid, So shut up. Choice, it's a how come
it's always freedom of choice, my choice. It's only that

(18:58):
when it comes to killing a baby, my body, my choice.
It's only my body, my choice. When you want to
kill your baby, but you don't want to get when
you don't want to get jacked up with thimerisol and
aluminum and my body my choice. Then all of a sudden,
it's not your body, your choice. So PA say, I'm
with uh doctor Lidoca. Yes, if you couldn't tell, if

(19:21):
you couldn't tell during the rona when I was doing
this show and warning you don't get it, don't get
the jab. A lot of you got it. A lot
of you are suffering from it. So, uh, I'm in
a really good mood. But this guy came in just
completely pissed off this morning.

Speaker 13 (19:44):
You were.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
You were frisky coming in here this morning. So you
get it. You get out of here now.

Speaker 8 (19:52):
Now you got nothing.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
You want to take your zenning? Okay, high collar, you're
on the air.

Speaker 14 (20:00):
Good morning.

Speaker 7 (20:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (20:02):
I don't understand what's with these uh pro vax people.
They're all worried about you getting the access. They took
the vax and they're protected. Yeah, but what does it
matter if my kid's not Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Exactly, nothing problem, Yeah exactly. So I'm with you on there, budd.

Speaker 14 (20:21):
If it works, and good for you. If it doesn't work,
then obviously you want everybody VAXX.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah. I mean the Amish seemed to be doing pretty good.

Speaker 8 (20:30):
Oh they're doing great. I love those little straw hats.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Yeah. And the buggies. Yeah, I always want to ride
a buggy.

Speaker 8 (20:35):
The just interviewed an Amish guy.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
I used to live around a bunch of Amish guys,
had some Amish guys work on my place up in
pennsyl TUCKI.

Speaker 8 (20:42):
They make the best ice creams, those guys.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Man, they get the job done exactly. All right, thanks
for the call, bud By.

Speaker 8 (20:50):
They don't have cell phones that are distract him either, exactly. Yeah. Anyway, So, uh,
Cold plays back in the news. I'll lead with this.
Do you hear about us? Did you talk about this
story already?

Speaker 1 (21:03):
I wrote my name upon the snow for you and
drew a little hot too. It was a yellow.

Speaker 8 (21:16):
It was your mother's handwriting back anyway, Getting invited on
stage at a cold Play concert is a dream. Some
may say getting invited on stage at a cold Play
concert as in ISRAELI more of a nightmare. Yeah, so

(21:42):
uh this poor these two young girls get called up
on stage and it got real awkward, real fast because
the guy from Cold I forget his name, said, oh
you're Jewish. Well, okay, I'll treat you as humans shout
out to the Palaceans what like? Really?

Speaker 1 (22:03):
And that's why I don't like cold Play exactly. I
never really liked him. I thought their songs were wimpy,
and I think the dude's whimp and obviously obviously he is.

Speaker 8 (22:12):
And and not only that, it sounds like in the
video that that goes along with this, it sounds like
they got booed by the crowd that was in oh yeah,
London when they said they were from Israel. So Chris
Martin tells them he'll treat them as equal humans, presumably
because their Israeli and something must be wrong with that, right.

Speaker 14 (22:28):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (22:28):
Then Chris gave a shout out to all the Palestinians
in the crowd.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
So there's no such thing as a Palestinian. No, there's
no such place as Palestine. No, it does not exist.
Gaza exists.

Speaker 8 (22:40):
Correct, So it's just come on, come on, come on Martin.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Yeah, I hope he gets pushed back from that.

Speaker 8 (22:51):
He should.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
I mean, like I said, I've never liked Coldplay.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
No gay.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Anyway.

Speaker 8 (23:02):
Also, are you familiar.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
With the laboo boos?

Speaker 8 (23:05):
Have you seen the laboo boos?

Speaker 1 (23:08):
I've heard about that, but I can't remember what it is.
They're like demon looking plush dollph Oh, that's right. Some
chicks are putting on their pocketbooks. Yeah, some guys trying
to corner the market on them. It's like it's like
the fakes. Well, it's like the beanie baby craze. There
years going, but there are a lot of fakes. So

(23:28):
US Customs find fake Who cares? I know, it's funny.

Speaker 8 (23:33):
That's why, Well, you people want to know why society
is crumbling. This is part of the reason US Customs
finds five hundred thousand dollars worth of counterfeit laboo boo dolls.
The hard working men and women at our Border and
Customs enforcement are working their rear ends off to prevent
criminals from trafficking all sorts of contraband into the United States.

(23:56):
We blow up Trende Aragua on boats, and we sees
the counterfeit La boo boos. The latest bust in Seattle
comes in the.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Forts gonna happen to the fakeos? I know where do
they go? So uh?

Speaker 8 (24:11):
US Customs and Border Protection officers assigned to inspect air
cargo at the Seattle Tacoma International Airport stack. Yeah, they
seized eleven thousand and thirty four dollars, with a suggested
retail price value of five hundred and thirteen thirty seven dollars. Yeah,

(24:33):
it's still that's eleven thousand. That's still a lot for reach.
Somebody do that math. The Shipman was falsely labeled as
led bulbs that originated in Skorea. Oh, here we go.
They did it for me quick math puts that at
about forty six dollars per doll.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Who's gonna people pay forty six bucks for a little
tiny stuff?

Speaker 8 (24:54):
And these are the fake ones. So the characters in
the story you deserve to get ripped off, folks. The
characters in the story are a brain child of Hong
Kong artist and authoring Long By twenty nineteen, toy giant
PopMart turned them into the viral vinyl collectibles, in part
by selling them in blind box packages that you don't

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reveal the version that you get until they are opened.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
It's a surprise.

Speaker 8 (25:21):
Yes, okay, okay, there you go. Careful with the bubos.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Oh god, yeah, yeah, you see what I mean. We
need the comment.

Speaker 8 (25:35):
In real news. The seven I think just any I
think the seventh just happened last night. Right wing German
candidates die within two weeks of each other days before
the election.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
AfD canidate who and weren't they banned from No one
of them was banned from running for office. They've they've
tried to outlaw the political party because it's a conservative.
Now they're all Germany's it's their Their economy is going
to crap. You got the guy wanting to mandatory conscription

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of the utes.

Speaker 8 (26:10):
They're all part of the same party here. Yeah, they
all got sad.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
The Nazis have gone back to being Nazis again.

Speaker 8 (26:18):
They all got sad adult deaths, and.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
They're allowing themselves to be overrun by Muslims and they're
going Nazi again. So things aren't going to work out
well for Germany. You know, right thinking Germans should probably
leave immediately, correct, you would hope two oh six fifteen
eighty toll free eight eight age four four one fifteen eighty.

(26:43):
I just you know.

Speaker 8 (26:43):
And now you want a lab bubo.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
No, I don't. They don't want a la booboo at all.

Speaker 8 (26:52):
And then we had again Florida woman.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Decided that she rather than allow her car to be repossessed,
decided that she'd rather be tased and eat a couple
of bullets while charging at police officers. She chose, she
chose very poorly, but wow, and it's up on the

(27:17):
gateway pundit the whole video from the Port Saint Joe
Police Department. No doing the h O J. Drive for
several of for about an hour before she's finally found
and cornered by police. Won't get out of the car,

(27:39):
refuses to get out of the car. Cop smashes car window.
She still won't get out of the car. She still
has got this big knife in her hands. He tases
her like five six times. It does nothing. She bails
out of the car, charges this female cop.

Speaker 15 (27:53):
And good night Alice gid bye.

Speaker 8 (28:00):
You know hey, play stupid games, win stupid.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
That's exactly what's going to happen to you.

Speaker 8 (28:09):
Can you get your butt kicked by the police?

Speaker 13 (28:11):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Number one, obey the law? Did I did I mention?
Did the football starting this weekend?

Speaker 8 (28:18):
Number two?

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Get a white friend? Yeah? I love that. Turn the
music off, keep your hands on.

Speaker 8 (28:27):
The what seems to be the problem, OFFICERZH.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Football is still our favorite sport, not mine. College ball
is my favorite sport, college football, but the NFL they've
done too many stupid things. They're doing more stupid things
this year, the gay cheerleaders and the little messages in
the end zone. Just shut up and play the game.
But forty eight so it's not an it's not a majority,

(28:58):
but forty eight percent still love football. Top ten sports
that Americans still love, football coming in number one, baseball
coming in second twenty nine percent, ice hockey twelve percent.
I like all three, but I'm a college ball, not
a professional like the.

Speaker 8 (29:21):
Major League baseball. Yeah like that, Yeah, which like the hockey.
They need they need the robo umpires really bad. Now, well,
it's just getting those and the attitudes of these umpires, yeah,
launch them.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
It's bad. They're they're and again that we can have
robos uh and seem to be doing a better job
of it, yeah than these idiots. Yeah, they're they're getting
themselves uh, launched out of a career. Yep, their own fault.

Speaker 8 (29:51):
They're unionized, of course, so they'll they'll come up with something.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
But no, what are they going to unionize the robots?

Speaker 8 (29:59):
No, the umpires are unionized.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Yeah, I know, but they're gonna be gone here soon,
so who cares if.

Speaker 8 (30:04):
They're organized or not okay. Usually the union gets in
the way of those firings.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
What are they gonna do? Yeah, some Obama judge, No,
you can't. You have to hot keep it. Yeah, right,
who cares if the if Major League Baseball doesn't want umpires,
who gives a crap what the union says? Seriously? Yeah,
all the union they keep using the all the all
the umpires Union is doing is sucking money away from

(30:32):
the umpires, right. Apparently they're not doing a better job
of vetting the umpires. Soccer coming in at number five.
Not a soccer fan, I'm a I'm a kids soccer fan.
Oh yeah, that little little junior solf, watching the kids
stumble over each other up the field. That's always cute.
Golf coming in at number six. Auto racing is seven. Tennis,

(30:55):
we got the Open, Which.

Speaker 8 (30:59):
One of them? I think the one that's doing really
well so far this year. She has a cute little
weenie dog that it's like her little ball.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Oh that's nice. Yeah, Tennis at number eight, Mma eight percent,
number nine, really, and wrestling you'll grappling at tenth. A
third of Americans thirty two percent said they don't follow
any of those ten sports. Yeah, I mean, I don't
do that. I don't know.

Speaker 8 (31:25):
I feel like most of it's getting very oversaturated. I
guess because they keep trying new stuff that just isn't.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
It doesn't play working? Yeah yeah, or.

Speaker 8 (31:35):
Or they're trying, especially baseball, they're forgetting who their audience.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Is, what's new and same as football.

Speaker 8 (31:42):
I know, but so they're trying, and I know the
football people they try to give it up, or they're
doing games in other countries. It's like, yeah, who cares
if you're playing in Britain. Still like soccer. You know
why soccer is so popular is because these kids in
Africa have nothing else to do, so they kick a
soccer ball around it. When they do get a television signal,
that's all they want to watch.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Get it, you know, we get it. Hey, do you
ever play the jamm? I know you didn't, but jamm
ever played the Do the publisher's clearinghouse thing? Order all
the magazines? Maybe? Get well? They went broke apparently last May.

Speaker 8 (32:20):
So I guess it's but if your life is their life.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Five thousand bucks a week forever forever, it comes out
to about two hundred and sixty grand a year. But
there's about ten people winners out there who will never
get their checks again. And this past April because they
publisher's clearinghouse filed for bankruptcy, So at least ten former
winners of Forever prices. That's why you always always go

(32:48):
for the lump Some kids always take the lump sum,
but the payouts less. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (32:54):
Yeah, lifetime warranty it it was lifetime.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Yeah, apparently not not yours, your publisher's clearing house life.
And that life has ended. Wow. This guy says he's
think he's going to lose he's having a hard time
finding a job because he's been out of work so long,
because he's been getting five grand a week, right, and
so now he's not getting and he's probably living, you know,

(33:21):
instead of banking that money away, not anticipating that he
was going to lose that income. He thinks he's going
to lose his home, which he purchased expecting all those
payments to continue. And he says he thought he'd be
able to leave money to his kids someday and nothing
for them. Another winner in his position said, you promised
to change people's lives and now you messed it up.

Speaker 9 (33:42):
Man.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Some winners did receive all their money. Those who opted
for the lump some what I tell you, always take
the lump sum rather than the forever Payment's unclear if
every prize winner had the option for a lump sum,
but it sounds like many of them did. And the
company bought Publishers Clearinghouse out of bankruptcy and they'll continue

(34:04):
running new contests, but they're only paying the future winners.
The winners under previous business are being left out in
the code, always take the lump saw.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
Maybe the worst thing that could happen to a show
like this is that it would ever become predictable.

Speaker 11 (34:22):
I think we're going to have a real humdinger, hilarious,
witty and inspired, very great show.

Speaker 9 (34:27):
We'll be right back with Charlotte County Speaks on news
radio fifteen eighty WCCF.

Speaker 15 (34:35):
Looking at all these women, we got some rump shakers,
and we got some baby makers.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Nice.

Speaker 15 (34:42):
I'm looking for a rump shack at myself.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Now.

Speaker 15 (34:45):
I swear to you know a lot of my friends
I having babies.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Now you know everybody's having babies. I'm kind of scared
to have babies because.

Speaker 15 (34:59):
Right now, thank you, as I was saying, now it's
weird because you know, you have friends that have babies
right as soon as a baby's boy, and it's all
about the baby. And it's scary because a lot of
these parents it's like they can't see their.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Own children's fault. They're perfect, you know. Oh, look at
the babies. Look at it.

Speaker 5 (35:25):
He's so cute.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Look at him. Oh and he's smart. He's smart. This
baby's a genius. He knows his timetables.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
That baby is fourteen years old. They can't see.

Speaker 7 (35:45):
I grew up a dreaming.

Speaker 4 (35:49):
Being a cowboy.

Speaker 13 (35:53):
I love a cow boy. Pursue the lion of my
high ride and hegro.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
I burned up my childhood day. I learned all the rules.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
I'm a modern dead drifter.

Speaker 7 (36:18):
Don't you hold on to nothing too long.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
Just take what you need from the ladies.

Speaker 15 (36:28):
The leads them were the words.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Of a sad country song.

Speaker 13 (36:36):
My heroes have always been calvil and there's still are.

Speaker 6 (36:46):
Scene sad day in search.

Speaker 13 (36:51):
Y'll one step and back themselves and their schools and breath.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
News Radio fifteen eighty one hundred point nine a f
M WCCF nine fifty three. Here at Charlotte County speaks Willie,
Willie Willy Yes.

Speaker 8 (37:10):
Born in April of nineteen thirty three in Abbot, Texas,
still touring Yeah. Willie Hugh Nelson was named by his
cousin Mildred, who also chose the name Hugh in honor
of her then recently deceased younger brother. And he wrote
his first song at the age of seven. Wow and
also speaking.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Of sports, sports sports.

Speaker 8 (37:30):
He played sports back in high school and pursued different
jobs before eventually becoming a full time musician. He attended
Abbot High School, where he flourished as an athlete, participating
as a half back on the football team, a guard
on the basketball team, and also a shortstop in baseball.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (37:46):
Apart from sports, he sang and played guitar in the
band called the Texans, formed by his sister's husband, Bud
Fletcher worked as a cotton picker alongside his grandmother, And
it was his grandparents that kind of eve him that
pushing into music, which was nice and very interesting.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
He no longer smokes the sticky, icky marijuana, the burning
weed when it's roots in hell. He's all about the gummies.
All about the gummies.

Speaker 8 (38:16):
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I
used to too, And he has been married four times
and father to seven children.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Breaking news, breaking news. We already knew this, but now
we've got the numbers. And it's not just the number two.
Most Americans take their phone to the bathroom with them now,
especially you young'in's out there, And a new study found
it ups your risk for hemorrhoids the babboon butt by
almost fifty percent. Researchers pulled one hundred and twenty five

(38:50):
adults just before they went in for routine colonoscopy's Two
thirds of them admitted that they use their phone on
the toilet top. Two things they said they use it
for as a cat chup on news doom scroll on
the socials. Doctors doing the colon oscopies then looked for
evidence of hemorrhoids. The burning itch with its roots in

(39:13):
the hell, and the people who use their phone in
there were forty six more likely.

Speaker 8 (39:18):
To have them see it was saying, why, because you're
sitting there, you tend to stay you tend to stay
there longer.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Yeah, well, no, most I've are I was done pooping
ten minutes ago. Still so if you're not pushing, yeah,
your legs are well, you're still your legs are dumb.

Speaker 8 (39:37):
Oh yeah, and then you get up.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
You get up, and you pass out. When your head
hits the wall in front.

Speaker 8 (39:44):
Of you, you can't stand Leo DiCaprio Quelu crawled to
the back to the bed to let them regain feeling.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
You should be in there. People who use their phone
in there forty six more likely to have them, even
true after they accounted for things like fiber and take
so ideally you shouldn't be in there for more than
five minutes. Study found thirty seven percent of people who
bring their phone with them take longer than that. Lead
author of the study said that if you must take

(40:13):
your phone in, at least set a timer. Set the timer.
You got a timer on your phone, set the timer, Yeah,
poop timer. She says, if you've been in there longer
than five minutes and haven't produced any results, maybe just
take a breather and tray in later. Any results results
may vary, the results may marry, but if you sit

(40:36):
in there too long with your phone, you're gonna get
the bad boom butt.

Speaker 8 (40:39):
I'm just saying, no, boy, not just.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
It would seem that American Amanda.

Speaker 8 (40:45):
Anissimova defeated IgA su a Tech.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
That's why nobody follows the US at the US I
can't names.

Speaker 8 (40:56):
Yeah, but so the American one, I think that was
that was was that the mention that yeah had the
little wienie dug.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Okay, So the American one? What just the said of
the US.

Speaker 8 (41:05):
Or the Open? I don't know it's from this is
an ad from ESPN onh Okay, So I've put it
said she won.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
I don't know. Look that what you could look her up.

Speaker 8 (41:13):
I know I'm gonna mention it.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Probably could mention it. Yeah, good, look it up.

Speaker 8 (41:19):
So Jennic Sinner is heading back to the US Open semifinals.
He joins Novak Goodjovic, who we like, we love him. Yeah,
as the only men's players to reach the semifinals at
every major this season.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Nice. Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah, I can't really complain
about that. No, Historically, what do we have here today?
Two hundred and forty four years ago seventeen eighty one,
La was founded by Spanish settlers who migrated north from Mexico.
It was a nicer city back then. Nobody wants to

(41:55):
live there now, just mutants, right uh. Sixty eight years
ago nineteen fifty seven, Ford began selling the edsul taking
off the market three years later. Sixty eight years ago,
nineteen fifty seven, Arkansas Governor here's a name for you,
Orville fabus Nice, violated the civil rights of the Little

(42:16):
Rock nine when he defied a federal de segregation order
and called out the National Guard to keep nine black
students from attending Little Rock High School. His lame excuse
he would try to preserve the peace. Yeah, okay, okay,
people pee on his grave now. Fifty three years ago,
nineteen seventy two, at the Munich Olympics, Mark spitz my

(42:39):
man back again became the first Olympian ever to win
seven gold medals. Seventh was for the four hundred meters
medley swimming relay. Sadly for him, Michael Phelps again drank
his milkshake. Yes he only had seven, which at the
time from over here it took from nineteen seventy two
all the way to Phelps. Yeah, really true to break

(43:00):
the record. That Phelps shattered the record.

Speaker 8 (43:02):
That movie then twenty.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Three gold, three sever silver, two bronze. Spits had nine gold,
one silver, one Bronzeyeah.

Speaker 8 (43:10):
That movie ends just right there, and I'm like, that's it.
That's so strange. I take your milkshake. Yeah, I took
my strong your milkshake from here all the way over there.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
And I.

Speaker 8 (43:24):
All right.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (43:25):
Fake news radio update, we'll be back to Tom Cotter

Speaker 1 (43:36):
W CCF Punta Gordon, Shauna County's only news talk radio station,
serving you around the clock.