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G'day.
Internet.
It's the Medley of Madness.
Round three. But it's not reallya medley anymore.
Because this year it's a gameshow.
Get ready for medley, boi.
It's massively time.
It's madnesstime. It's madness time.
I don't know how to be as busyas usual.
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going by Future Magic Brewingon the way to the podcast.
Delicious. What was I going?
What other?
Oh! Get that, get the.Oh my God. Crushing my fridge.
Get the thing out.
Yeah. Here it is.
There's a camera. It's a magic.Yeah.
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Brought to you by Shaun. Goingpast on the way here. Love.
Future magic.
Great people, great beers.
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Have us in the breweryone time to record an episode.
That would be really cool.One of these hurt my cat ones.
That'd be super cool.It wasn't that one, though.
I it was destroyed.I was brought up one.
Mate.
It's a lipstick.
I know.
That bottle was fullwhen Sean got.
This phone.
It was in 45 minutes. It was.
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It was full for set up.
Let's go now. Yeah.
All right. Alicia's one fieldlunch today.
I'm doing a whole lotof putting my hands on my hips.
Because I'm trying really hardto not step on my mic stand, so.
Yeah,I thought it was bold of you
to put iton that side of the door.
That side of the carpeton this side of the desk.
Yeah, well I didn't. Yeah, yeah.
Hindsight is 20.Hindsight is 20.
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What is 2020 I'm not going to.
You are going to knock that.
Look like Lara Croft.
Poking my bum out.
I love it.
Well, you don't have bigtriangular boobs.
No, I. Don't,because Lara. Croft makes boobs.
Lara Croft wishesshe had my page.
But seriously. H but.
Anyway,
so this year's medley, lads,is going to be a quiz show.
Oh, yeah.
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There are three categoriesfor the questions.
It's not jeopardybefore anyone says jeopardy!
Oh, I need to findsome noisy thing.
It's definitely notjeopardy. Noisy thing.
Hang on.
You were here for like,45 minutes
and wedidn't find anything noisy.
What if I just make
this noise? Mop?
What is this?
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Okay, that'sthat's actually pretty good.
That is my hashtag, Breville.
That might be that jug.
That might be two good ones.
So you've got yourvery makeshift.
Sure hopethat's being picked up.
It's not.
Yeah.
Foley, Mark Foley, but.
Oh. God. Oh, no.
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Anyway, we've got we'vegot our quote unquote buzzers.
So let me know that.You ready to answer a question?
Because why not justuse your names as a buzzer?
Nice name.
Because when you get a questionright,
when you get a question right,
you get to pick the categoryfor the next question.
Sorry.
The three category.
Is it the boy B professional.
The three categories.
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We've got Chiquito.
We'vegot things that we do know.
Things that we
don't knowand things that we should know.
Oh, God. He'sgonna ask me about his birthday.
No, I'm trying to stay clearof personal stuff.
Trying to stick steerinto previous podcasts.
Tell everyonethat you don't know.
Because I know his.
Previous. Choice. It's a bit.
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I'm not going to say itin my eye.
That would.
That's exactlywhat someone who didn't know.
What was on that doesn'tknow would, would, would say.
Oh, well,I'll drink some beer as penance.
So, it's.
Just awful to start off
for picking a categoryfor the first question.
Good old rock, paper, scissorsbetween the two of you is.
All right.
Hang on.
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Scissors. Paper. Rock. Go.
Yes. Okay.
Scissors. Paper, rock. Go bad.
You suck. Best two out of three.Come on. What is this?
What do you mean?It's always best.
Two out of three.Scissors. Paper. Rock. Go!
Scissors!
Paper rock.
You suck.
Karen, choose the first categorythings you should know.
Things we don't know, or thingswe should know.
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Thingswe should know. Things we.
I like how he said thingsyou should know twice.
It's like he wanted youto pick that one.
But I clocked at chickadees.
Get my hand out.
Hand made by Johnso I can keep score.
That's.
No, it's been a whilesince I've seen that.
Oh, that's all I gave.
Oh, I remember I did that.All right.
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The thing I did for was
oh Rachel have a matching onebut in rose gold.
Correct.
How many weet-bix did Brett Lee.
Eight.
Aaron was.
Nine. Wrong. John 12. Wrong.
Both of you. It was seven.
Is it really? Yeah. It's seven.Neither.
You get the question right.That's nine.
That's really disappointing.
Well all right things we shouldeat. A whole boxing. One.
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In box.
Just to be clear to everyonethat 9
or 7 or anythingmore than two is insane.
Threeif you're hungry, if you must.
He he claimsto have eaten 32 in 1 sitting.
Now he didn't. Yeah.
He client. No.
He says, I mean but that's.
No he didn't. He is say.
Don't believe Brett Lee.
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The fact is that he says isseven is his number.
But the ad saidwhat if he could eat nine.
So yeah right.
You don't get half a pointwithout doing half points.
It's too hot.
That's fair.
That's five zero. Points.
So I'm going to stick
with the same categoryfor the next question.
I probably could have gottensome more professional cards
than simplythis paper. All right.
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Which Beatle,
as in the Beatles,apparently died in Australia
and was replaced John finished.
No. Andrew.
Steal. Yes.
It was Paul McCartney.It was Paul. McCartney.
Yeah. Ding ding ding.
Ding ding ding ding.
Yeah, that's a good noise.
I probably should say thatthat I think it was one.
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So one point.
Apparently,on the tour of Australia,
Paul McCartney died on the way.
And in Adelaide,he was replaced.
By the Somerton Man.
Not by the.
That's where he went.That's. Yeah.
Mystery song. Yep.
It was Paul McCartney's body.
That was the Somerton Man.
That'd be about the right timeline to.
Know that was much older.
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In the. 70s there too.
It was later than that.
Okay, Google,when was the Somerton man found?
You're not.
It was my episode.
1948.
Never mind,
never mind.
Stop listening.
So you get to pickthe next category.
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Things we don't know.
Oh, things we don't know.
Well, let's start offwith the very topical
one for this time of year.Oh, no.
What year did Mariah Careyrelease her Christmas album?
Aaron 1994.
Correct.
Oh, because everything happenedin 1994.
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Okay.
Good guess.
Yeah.
If you're ever being asked whatyou did, something happened.
Just say 1994.
Also, it's 30 years this yearsince she released.
Oh, these two Misses you.
Oh, I do, I oh, Craig has a.
Mariah Carey T-shirt.
With all I want for Christmasis You on the front of it.
It's fantastic.
I'm not going to finish itbecause it's really annoying.
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It is next categoryand you get to try again.
What are you doing?
I wouldlike things that we know.
Oh, things that we do know.
I'm feeling like I'm
really carrying this rightnow, moving into finances.
Moving into cheeky history hereokay.
Yeah I've previous episodesI will skip.
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Oh no.
Oh don't rememberanything we've ever done.
It's glitchy.
Referring to our Wizard of Ozepisode.
That was was the actressthat played Dorothy.
And for bonus points,what's her daughter's name?
John. Judy Garland,Judy Garland? That's correct.
And Julie.
Judy Garland.
Had Judy Garland.
Play that back in the end.
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What is the name of her daughterJulie, for bonus point.
She is also a famous actressand singer
and dancer.
John gets one pointfor Judy Garland.
Can I come in for that?
Would you like to steal bonuspoints?
Has she changed herlast name? No.
So it's a Garland?
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It's not a Garland.
She was not bornas a Garland. Right? Okay.
I don't know.
Then the hint is she wasfamously in the movie cabaret.
Yeah. That's not good for me.
Why is it.
Minnelli? Oh, it's Judy songs.
I didn't know that.
That is okay. Yeah,I never would have got that.
I did not know that. Well, John,forgetting the question.
Right.You get to choose a category.
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Let's tell with things we know.
Sticking with things that we.
Know.
Not oftenyou see someone cleaning a table
in the middle of a quizshow is a good choice. John.
Which movie? Video game tie.
And nearly killed the video gameindustry?
John.
It it is 80 good. One.
We've done thatas an episode yet. Yes.
Yeah, because. Previous.Games, video games.
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The history of video games.
Why it nearly all fell apart.
The 80 tie and video gamethere were actually
a few other gamesthat were based on the exact
same construct as the game,including an Indiana Jones game.
That was really bad,but everyone gets about that.
But the edge game in particularwas known as being super duper
duper crap.Did they find them buried? Yeah.
They died.
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Yeah.
There's an Xbox documentary
where that actually wentin the family.
Yeah, a bunch of them.
Buried.Just dug through the trash.
Yeah, they did actually.
Also appropriate timing,
because the game awardswere yesterday time,
Harrison Ford was on stagewith Troy Baker, who was voicing
Indiana Jones in the recentlyreleased The Great Circle.
And Astro bot forthe PS5 one game of the year.
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Oh, really? Okay.
Yeah.
I'd never heard of that gameuntil the guy at work was like,
oh, I'm picking upAstro bot night. Oh, I saw that.
What is it?
And then all my fourpeople screamed at me.
Yeah. It's from.
Yeah, apparently. Really very,very good.
It's lookedabsolutely fantastic.
Not having a PS5 though.
Haven't had the chanceto play it yet.
They did announce a bunchof returning old franchises,
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but on an issueTurok or coming back.
Oh okay. All right.I don't know any of them.
Turok seven,where you shoot dinosaurs. Yeah.
Oh, cool.
It's a first person shooter.
Hawk. No.
Anyway, anyway, moving on.
Moving on.Which category would you like?
Things we don't knowor. Things we don't know.
Very good.
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This one's worth 15 points. Oh,
that feels like a game changer.
Did we fake the moon landing?
John?
Yeah.
There's two ways I could playthis song, but he's.
There's two ways to hide this.
I'm about to get bleeped.
Yeah.
Get your hands. You.
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John, get.
Both of you.
So John takes a decisivea decisive
15 point leadfor getting the correct answer.
But did we fake the moonlanding?
Obviouslyso much editing work to save.
Obviously we faked it.
Thank you John I appreciate it.
So quick. On the mark too. Yep.
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Fake. All fake.
We paid a lot of moneyfor a fake.
This didn't actuallygo to the moon.
No damn straight didit went to Los Angeles to.
Put it closer to the camera.
And yeah, it's it'sless than a mil by mil.
It piece of Colombia.
And it is my most prizedpossession.
It is a piece of a phonyshot up.
It's a piece of fake history.
It was a birthday present.
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One yearfrom all of your friends. Yes.
Beheaded by one. Correct.
Spearheaded by the beardedSheikh himself.
The beat. Sheet countsfrom some.
Crumbly news check.
That's still all right, John.
Thanks for getting a decisive.
What's the other category?
So we have thingswe know, things we don't know.
We bought things we should know.
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Let's go.
Things we should know about me.
Ask me to do it. Thingswe should know.
Let's go.
Things we should know.
I'm just gonna chill out.
Yeah. You've got 50.
Let's go to. A 15 point lead.Okay, that's.
A good one. 16 point.Like you don't want shit.
You have a 15 point lead.
You have to be a teacherplus 15 bonus points
which are worth double.
So I said thissystem does not make sense.
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No. Everything'severything's made up.
The points. I'm ready.
The points don't matter. Let's,
Whose line is it anyway?
It is. Whose line is it anyway?
Shout out to Rachelfor this question.
Who really desperatelywanted to be involved with this
and was throwing questions at meleft right
and saidshe should be now hosting it.
You can answer with it.She said.
She wants to do an. Episode.She does want to do an episode.
Crazythat she's not part of this one.
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She just literally walkedaround the house in a huff,
throwing random facts at meand the point of not even joking
to the point of a question.
And you know what they say
if you're thrown off the wall,something's going to stick.
Maybe.
Maybe she's not going to beprobably the show
because she just backed outsomething. Yeah.
Look, Rachel,we would have loved to have you.
Yeah.
So dynamite extract, natural
color and mineral saltare the first three ingredients.
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Of what?
Yeast extract, mineral salt.
John. Beer.
Sorry. No,but it's really close.
It's an iconic Australian thing.
Aaron, is it Pavlova?
No it's not, it's Vegemite.
Oh, that's yeast.
Extract obviouslymade from brewer's yeast.
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And what beer isnormally used to make Vegemite.
Well, what yeast
from which beer isnormally used to make Vegemite.
It's from VB, isn't it?
Not forex, but it's.
Come on.
I mean. It's all. The same.
You're in the same tourthat I was.
I was in the same jersey.
So yes,those are the three first
main ingredients of Vegemite.
Iconic Australian brand
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John with his decisive60 point lead as neither of them
got the question right.
What is this 60?
All right, it's increasing.
Let's, let's let's stickwith we're sticking.
We should knowwe're. Sticking with things.
We should know.
The first words of an iconicsong start with these words.
Which song is it?
Traveling in a fried out.
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Come beach on. That is.
Man down on darling.
What's the name of that song?
It is
alien to another.
It is Land DownUnder by the band.
I don't need to do the band is.
We don't have to do the band.
The band.
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Is. Hang on.
If three seconds, it's
still a bonus point. 321.
And it work. It is minute work.
You each get one point.
However, I knew thatfor some reason in my head
I had Baha men.
I'm like, it's not Baha bar.
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Oh look, it's not barbed.
But men was in the and let.
The dogs out.
Vegemite. Yeah.
John for having a 95 point lead.
Ooh that's good.
All right.
So John's 400 point lead.
Aaron for actuallystealing the bonus point.
Yeah.Just changing the rules up.
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Allow youto pick the next category.
Things we should know. Thingswe should know.
Last question.
The things we should knowcategory. Oh, geez.
Unfortunately,this is, a little bit
steered towards Aaron, but.
In the.
Slightly
what wine is Australiabest known for?
What type of won.
Steve towards our end please.
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That's a bad effort. Oh.
Well, yeah. Aaron is there forwhat are we.
Best known for, or is it a what?
Oh, okay. So it's a Red.
John can steal.
It. Is it.
Because we're playing20 questions.
It. Yeah.
John's chance to steal.
Go for it.
I'm okay if you name the onlytype of red wine you know.
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Because it's just like carbshave.
Oh, it's notmuch, is it? Shiraz?
It is Shiraz at that point.
Thank you. Easy. Informationfor the cheeky.
The Shiraz is actually.
We have the oldest Shiraz vinesin the world.
Because of the great sortof insect issue that they had
through the 19th centuryin France and in Europe.
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They had to, basically.
But is my camera okay? Yeah.
All right.
They had to burn offall the old vines.
So a lot of the vines,we don't have old vine
and ancient vines
anymore existing in Europe,
but Australia has the oldestShiraz vines in the world.
And that's what we're aboutis what we're most famous for.
Our big, fat,thick with ten c red wine.
Shiraz. I don't. Understand.He said that that way.
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I thoughthe was hanging out with vines.
Is it too light to light?
Too light in the decade to beusing thick with multiple C's?
And we know.
I think we've proventhat we're all old.
So it's fine.
As I got that questionright, I'm
going to pick the next categorychange in the rules.
There's only two categoriesto choose from. One. Hundred
got 106 and a half point lead.
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Doing half points.
Well,technically we were doing .33.
This man doesn't carry points.
No, I mean, whywhy would I need to?
It doesn't matter.
The notepad has it.
Now, 150.
I feel this is a bit unfair.
I'm going to stickin the same category.
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I'm going to stick in the same.
Way I.
Things we don't know.
Did sting really do it?
Yes. But.
John. Yes. Yeah, absolutely.
Sting, actually,there's no evidence you did it.
There's no real proof he's yetto come out and defend him.
He has quite suspicious.
He hasn'tcome on the podcast yet.
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You know what.
Guilty.
Is that your attempt at a gavel?
Yeah. It's just real small.I mean, it's real small.
Even the.
Word sting absolutely did.It. Yep. Sting.
I was justsitting there. On the line.
Thank you.
John, for getting
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369 points.
No. Nice, nice.
Nice points for that one.
I feel like I'm really carryingthis boy.
You want to find some answers?You know. What's funny? Is it?
I've scoredone point since I said that.
Yeah,
it was a bane.Was a steal versus.
Steal bonus point. Yeah.
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Which category would you like?
Things we don't know. Thingswe do know.
Things we do know. Oh, okay.
Top, top of the list.
This is such a good one.
Previous episode, honestly, oneof my favorites as an original.
The original fanof Cheeky Towel.
Sorry to everybody else. Chloe.
Adam at British supporters,our French supporters
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public topless cheesy.
The original fan who listenedto the first episode
on the way to the cinemas inTownsville when it came out.
So we did, in.
Whichthree men were at the center
of the hat and garden heist.
I can't remember any of the.
First names are fine.
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The three main menthat were at the scene Aaron.
George, Harold and Fred.
Wrong. Well,
John.
I want to
I can't do that.
I'm recording.
The gang's
poppygrandpa gang is what they were.
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Gang? Yep,
I can remember.
It was like my first episodethat I did.
I feel like there was a friend.
There was not a friend. No.
Daniel, John and Terry
were the threeat the center of it.
Should have rememberedone of those.
Yeah.
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That's okay.
I actuallyalmost three years ago.
That. So that was your secondepisode? Yes.
Yeah, it was episode four.
I'm going to give myself
14 points because you guysgot that one wrong.
Yes. So I take.
This is just likein the early days when I had
but you had the highestrated episode
and he had the secondhighest rated.
(20:12):
And he episode was the highest.
Listen, I'm so sorry,according to the metrics.
And you had the third highestrated episode of my own show.
And with 14 points,I currently take second place,
but I'mlosing by 400 and 519 points.
It was fair.
That you had the highestbecause it's your show,
but he wasn't even even oneepisode.
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I'm still dirtyabout that every year.
And you can choosethe next category.
Oh, can I?
Because there's only one leftas two categories.
Oh, is there thingswe should know now?
We've done thingswe should know.
So we have things we do know.
Things we do know.
Oh, it's categories of farts.
Oh, this is such a good one.
Oh, this is a great episode.
A really, really great episodeabout an amazing heroic man.
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I don't think you ever explainedthat.
All of the thingsyou should know,
from previous episodesI did. I said the I did it.
Oh, I was for Gavin on.
That'swhy we should know them. Cool.
What is the highestaward given to Dan Sickles
Civil War hero?
What is the highest awardthat he received?
(21:17):
This just goes to show that
once I've done the episode,it's gone on.
If I hear it again,it's brilliant.
Highest award.
Yes. Yes, yes he was.
He was in the US. Yes. John
Bew, it was like
the zero Award,the order of the president.
No, no.
So the president,the Civil War. Yeah.
(21:38):
So the Presidential Medalof Freedom, which did you get.
A Purple Heart?
No, that isnot a very highly rated award.
So I'm going to give youa mulligan on that one.
That is theI Got Hurt award. Yeah. Oh, so.
The presidential Medal I.
Was on trainingand I got an ingrown toenail.
Oh. Stubbed my. Toe. Yeah.
The PresidentialMedal of Freedom is awarded
to non military personnelfor services to the nation,
such as Ellen DeGeneresin particular. Yeah, right.
(21:58):
Because she's a huge.
Yeah, she's a meme becauseshe got from Barack Obama.
She was crying.
So he won a military award.
He won lots of military awards.
He won a very highly rankingone each one.
He did. Get injured.
It is not an injury award.
But he I do. Rememberit's a bravery. One.
It is she's this would beone of my first few episodes to.
(22:21):
You're going to have to save us.
Yeah. Yeah I got nothing.
Yeah.
He won the highest.
He won the Medal of Honor.
I do not remember that from the.
Oh, yes, he will do Ihe won the Medal of Honor.
I was gonna say it,but I'm like, did
I have the Medal of Honor?
I couldn'tremember what it was called.
I knew that he wasone of the first to get it. Yes,
(22:41):
but. I couldhave said it, but I'm like.
I wasn't even sure they had it.Yeah.
As I think. Three questionsto go.
Three questions.
On me to make up that 680 point.
It's going to be it's this.Yeah. It's going to be hard.
Josh I think you're betterthan me,
John.
Things that we know, thingsthat we don't know.
Things that we know. Thingsthat we know. Last question.
(23:01):
There's still a chance.
There's still a chance.
Okay.
So this one is from a previousepisode.
However, this is actuallyfrom a correction
to a previous episodeand is the reason
I'm on this podcastin the first place,
where was the Caesarsalad invented in Mexico?
Correct. Where in Mexico?
Whole. His house.
(23:24):
So? Sothere are lots of Mexican paso?
No, that's in Texas.
No, that's old El Paso,the greatest Mexican.
The our.
Peak Mexican.
So there's one
there's one distinct town
in particular in Mexicothat's extremely close.
That's in Texas.
So Austin, Mexico,
so there's one town that it's
(23:44):
extremely closeto the California border,
sorry, extremelyclose to the US border.
That's a very, very common name.
And that's where it wasinvented at a class. All right.
That's we've got to think aboutthink about Mexican city names.
Right. Yeah.
New Mexico no, that's a state.
How are you showing me tonight?
It's a bit boring.
(24:05):
Did you know that? It's a bit.
It's that greatMexican city of Seattle.
Yeah. Tampa Bay.
It's Tijuana, actually, which isonly just over the border.
And it was inventedat a cafe called Caesars.
There you go.
And as I said, because it wasmade at the Caesars.
At Caesars. Palace Casino.
(24:26):
Yes. No it's notthat as we found.
Out because. Of the mediatelyafter the episode.
The Roman Emperor made a saladand it was called.
He was 81 when he was murdered.Yep. And.
It's too. Brutal.
It also is a lot simpler than.
It's a lot simpler than peoplethink.
Traditionallyis made at the table.
Basically,you put the dressing ingredients
and you mix it in the bowl,and then you toss
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the ingredients in together.It's usually a lot simple.
It's pretty muchjust croutons, a bit of cheese
and some lettuce, bacon
and egg and shakenand all that sort of stuff.
And trev'spart of a traditional anchovies.
Part of the sauce.
Yeah. Yes. Rose.
No, it's quite, it's.
Quite, it's quite goodI love anchovies.
Yeah.
If you have a, the best wayto make it, in my opinion, is,
someone that cooks at home.
(25:07):
If you watch Josh Weisman,very popular YouTuber,
how he makes a traditionalCaesar salad at home.
It's kind of fun to make.
It's a little bit of dinnertheater
because you make it in the bowland toss it through.
Just flip off the camera, like,just flip off the camera.
You don't have to slowmo.That the whole of that down.
Oh, you to put the Cheetos logoover these ones.
Now I'm going to.
Have to do a lot of editingon my already.
So, Aaron,who comes up the is still
(25:31):
tied in
legitimate points, but bonuspoints, bonus points.
Challenging.
Nothing funny.
There are two two questions left
in the category of thingswe don't know. Yep.
So no choices anymore.
And you haven't had any B.
That Coca-Cola's hitting himhard.
That hard Coke that.
Coca Cola, hard coke. Moving on.
(25:53):
Who is the best podcast hostof Cheetos?
Aaron.
Adam.
Interesting.
Interesting answer.
No, of course it's me.
I see like John.
Yeah. Sean.
That's correct.
It's Sean for 738.3.
(26:16):
Pandering I like your answer.
I yeah yeah I went.
To the old school.
I enjoyed Adam as a host.I really enjoyed his episode.
Yeah I thought it was great.
Seriously, Dexter.Yeah. Great episode.
So I just point for he'sa, episode.
Do I get a bonus point for that?I can do two.
Do you do a season one?
Two episodes?
He was in power.
Yes, he was in the polarizeepisode.
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Oh, that's right,because we did it together.
I thought he did a secondepisode.
No, we did two at the same time.
I wasn't in the polarize.
It was definitelyin the polarize.
So all of us at the Everest?
No, no, he was in therelike sidecar pills
because I don't know,I told that.
So I was like city quiet.That was him.
How do we not rememberour own podcast?
He just said,I told that story to you.
Yeah,
I think Adam,I think Adam did two episodes,
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but I can't rememberwhat the second one was.
It was theit was the Polar Ice episode.
Yeah,but I thought he presented two.
I think he was a guest on oneand presented the other one.
He was definitely a guest on oneand presented one.
Well, aside from John'sthree 738.3 bonus points
for that question, Aaronactually snags the point
for saying, Adamas the best host of cheaters.
That's a great answer.
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It's a dark horse leftfield answer.
Nearly lost itby suggesting himself. Adam.
So currently, legitimate pointsAaron up by one,
illegitimate points.
John in firstplace. May and second on 14.
This is made a whiteboard.
I need to get it done.
That all
keeping score would have beenmore accurate than me, honestly.
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So lastly, and this will tieinto an activity
that I think we will do,
as part of it, as a segue intothe next one, which is worth
the activity is probably worth
enoughbonus points to take the win.
So I say the activity is worthabout a thousand points.
So this last questionis very simple.
It's it's three.
It contains three wordsand a question mark. Right.
And it actually leads intoa bonus activity which is Mario.
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Luigi.
I think we all know as Luigi.
I'll let you both answeras part of a debate.
I also would have said.
Mario is the Moses of that pair,
in that he does very littleand takes all the credit.
Because let me tell you.
I did not expect that.
Yeah,I'm all about my boy Aaron. But
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Moses and Aaron,Aaron did a lot of the work.
Mosesjust cut like Moses into Pharaoh
and he's like, oh, pleaselet my people go, brother.
Is this Moses that.
Yeah. Anyway,
Luigi, he's in the back,like in the back room
doing all the actual workwhile Mario is out there
traipsing around,jumping over little turtle boys.
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Do you think he's doingany of the actual investigative
work to find out where peaches?
No, he's not John.
I also would have said Luigi,because green
brings my good argument.
And with the unanimouswith the unanimous three votes.
Yes. Luigi is absolutely thesuperior choice of the Mario,
not only because I constantlyget referred to
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as look, it's Luigior it's the other Mario.
When I wear my overallsand green shirt, G.
Slappy G and.I always play a slap ag.
With a sorry green slap.
And this leads into the activity
to the secrettunnel, which is the catch.
We're going to turn onthe switch and play Mario Kart.
Okay.
We're going to play onerace of Mario Kart.
Mario,this is the one. We're going to.
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Now. I just the two of us.
Oh, okay.I am going to he's going to be.
I'm going to provide commentary.
For the orange government. Okay.
But look. Yeah, probably.
Anyway,I would like to insert here
the very specific BatmanSegway music of.
Literally.
With the skate,with the moving in the spinning.
And go.
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Just without the tilt steering.
We've done three,
Mario Kart
tournaments in the office,and I've won all three of them.
So I think you're effed in thea boy.
Gotta remember how to tilt steernow, though.
All right, here we gothen. Lining up on the track.
Luigi's hopping.Everyone's beeping.
Three, two.
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One and they're off on RainbowRoad.
Mario gets off to a headstart with a decent boost
and they're tilting and going.
Mario's already off the track.
Luigi comes up the rear bumpingand he's grinding.
I don't see nothing wrongand Luigi is off the edge.
Mario starting
to get into the swing of thingswith the drift now.
Oh comes around.
Oh, and he's off as well.
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Luigi sitting ontop of a good mushroom friend.
Oh, and Luigi again.
Taquitos.
This is pretty embarrassing.
Moving into the first set of allthe obstacles in Rainbow Road.
Obviously the counteralternating wheels, right?
This could turn to youif you're not using the tilt
steering correctly,which both of them are not.
Mario currently takes the leadand he picks up a bullet.
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Bill,how is this gonna save him?
He doesn't need this.
Oh oh.
When he moves into fourth place
with Luigi holding up, you just.
Say he doesn't need to go.
Also, I mean, first all in.
Mario takes upand Luigi is off again.
Oh, having a tough time.Hey everyone.
We probably should have chosena slower CC,
but where's the funin that punishment
for everybody,not just a few. Oh, go on.
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The tilt steering
is letting Mario fallinto a banana
and he's about to fall offthe edge.
Oh, God, this is tough.
Oh, this is so hard.And Luigi has got the bullet.
Bill,this is. Oh, now. Got a bullet.
Now's his chance to bring up thered in the best possible way.
I mean, we like it from the reareither way, but let's.
Oh, and he's got a golden boost.
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Golden boost?
But can he steer into this?
Oh, no, we cannot steer into it.
It's so hard.
All right, now it's time to spamthat spam bomb that booster,
then bring off.
Oh. Oh, dear. Oh, this is.
This is just killed.
It's beautiful.
Oh. Politics.
Live a confused neck made worseby the tilt steering.
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Mario currentlysitting in sixth place.
Luigi in 12thand Apollo has entered the race.
He's just jumped off.
Apollo has press
start and has enteredthe Battle Street Fighter style.
I don't think Apollo understands
tilt steering very well,but I feel like he.
Any of us understandtilt steering very. Well. No.
Clearly not.
Fourth place in 12.
Mario Kartchampion of his office.
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Yeah, I'm going to get that.
Oh. Here we go, Louise.
Here we go.
Gets the mega boostcoming up behind Tanuki page.
Can he take the first bend?No he can't.
They both go off.
Spam that boost. Spam them.
That's boost spam.That's that's big.
And now they're neck and neckat six and seven.
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Five and seven.Maurice. He's got to. Do the.
Rest. Luigi in second in seven.
What does it have to do?Is Mario this? Luigi bro.
Yeah.What do you think it's worth?
1000 points.
Oh, God. Is it? Yeah.
It's what, the thousand points?
I said that already.
Mario'sholding on to a red shell,
getting readyto go to try and snag the lead.
And now he's got a green shelland he's off the edge.
Luigi, if he plays a save,told us in the here
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can bring upthe next best position.
Currently sitting in eighth,moving into some weapons.
Looking good.
Always got that megaboost again.
Is he gonna time it right.
And Mariosmash Aaron takes the win.
It doesn't turn.
No it doesn'tturn at all does it.
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Whoa, whoa.
Look at him.
Going like this.And this is just like.
Yeah, tilts these bad.
Oh, your boy would like a try.
Okay, I would like to play.
I would like when he steps out.
Now loser steps out.
Here we go.
Can't get comfortable.
That's a shame.
So you're going to be steeringlike normal, right?
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Is John.
Is John going to do commentary?
I should hope so.
And welcome to the rematchMario virtual Luigi.
Just pointing out I get I,
get a little bit of an advantagethere.
Mario has takenan early lead in the second
as we get some weapon boxes.
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Sean's got the mushroom.
I think Sean's been practicingbecause he's ended up
first corner pretty well.
But I bumped off the track by,I believe it was Donkey Kong.
It was DK.
DK, the d.
H, so eight and 12.
Both shocking at the moment.
Aaron with
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Quan with the iron,with one rice.
I'm one nil.
I'm one and zero experience.
Oh, oh.
And he's just he's just gone toofar off the side of the track.
There he comes, Sean.
Now boosting probablyat the wrong time to send him
also off the track.
Straightinto the, pinball machine.
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Oh, this is. Pumping so. Hard.
Seventh and 12th.
A couple of bullet bills.
Look out!
Mario,you got bullet Bill coming?
There you go.
It's just overtaking Sean now.
Taking the lead in the fifthposition.
Got him with the red shell, but.
Being hit bya red. Shell, I read shell.
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Oh, got me in commentary.
Getting a very good cough work
because Sean is taller than me,so I can speak
into the microphone.
I'm on my tippytoes this entire time.
John carves McGee's.
We're indeed. John.
The calves of the West.
John the calves. Savage.
Oh, jeez.
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Oh, now I got the double
mushroom for SeanCanning to navigate the turn.
Yes, he's taking it nice andslow with the boost out of it.
Great tactics.
They're still two places behind
now start overtaking him,both getting Squidward.
Yeah, but I got him with the redshell.
Star action for Aaron.
Yeah, with trip shells.
(35:54):
Very promising.He has his start.
The follow up, Sean goes off.
The second one.
Oh, God.
If I can stay on the track, he'sgot this one pretty easily.
Sean seeks positions behind.
Oh, aren't getting caught
by Yoshi, but he can.
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Sean stop ever
do do do do dodo do do do do do do do do that.
Star is born numpty.
Oh. Whoa. What?
That was not.
I think,I think I got Bradley Cooper.
I think on in the bike.
He's on the homestretch now.
Throwing a boomerangto absolutely no one.
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Oh, he's going off no chance.
Now, if he uses the mushroomsin the advantageous
time.
Actually,
nice little, little sequence of,driving there from Sean.
He's done pretty well.
But give me your iron crossesthe line in second.
I got second, I want it first.
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Time.
No, not with the stop hair.
Especially that let me down.
That turn is tough even whenyou're using normal steering.
But, it's good to win two.
It's good to see Mario has,Mario pal.
Little brother Luigi absolutelygetting under the thumb.
Are we doing battle ofthe losers may verse John. Yeah.
All right, all right.
Who's second.
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Different course.
What is this Communist boss.
Yeah.We gotta lower the bell curve.
So you go for the hotterof the rainbow roads. Yes.
Classic classic N64 rainbow.
Classic N64, rainbow road.
All right, so we got PinkBuffalo Bill of us.
Getting.
Help, man,I'm. Gonna get the cheap.
The shortcut.
I'm not gonna get the shortcut.
A man can dream.
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To one boogaloo.
Let's go.
Sean gets the early head startby taking over my controller.
That absolutelywas planned by him.
Got some boost action right now.
Both looking pretty goodon straight roads, I gotta say.
Straight rainbow roads, mate.
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Why would you say that?
Did you just drive off?
Straight drive off that, right.
Oh, and John's fallen backwards.
Go on to seventh, sixth.
Sean absolutelydominating up ahead.
Coming to a tight bend though.
There's a train.
There's a train coming.
Sean with a chanceto take the lead.
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If he doesn't absolutelyduff it.
John gone nuts with thethe firebombs.
What are you, the IRA?
Whoa.
And got it.
Nah, that can stay in there.Cool. Now.
No, they're not cool now.
Sean's about to takeanother train.
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You know, this commentary thingis harder than you think.
Yeah, you've got about 30sworth of content.
Yeah. Sean is in first rightnow. This is wild.
The first time any of usis taking the lead, John.
Just drivingoff into the universe. There.
Sean, you've gotsomeone in front of you again.
John.
With the classic star.
(39:05):
At that turn, please.
Somebody. Tiny.
Oh, Sean. That's tiny.
Sean takes the lead again.
Drifting with tilt steering.
This is nervous.
Yeah, Sean,I can tell what you're doing.
You cheat. What?
How am I cheating?
Could see you using that above.Stick.
You can't stealwith the thumbstick.
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Yes, you can, and you know youcan, because I saw you doing it.
John, you should filea complaint with the ICC,
IOC or the ICC.
The international CricketCommittee.
International,the IMC international.
YMCA. Yes.
I thing I use the thumbstick foris to aim my shell.
Interesting.
So he admitshe was using the thumbstick.
(39:49):
To aim the. Shell wild.
Anyway, do we want to wrap up?
I've already said,let's wrap it up.
We're going to say it again.Let's wrap wrap it up.
So if you like medleys,
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(40:09):
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(40:30):
It's fantastic.
Thank you.
Because it's the next year.
Well done. Thanks, John.
But yeah, this 2025first episode of the year.
Thanks for listening.
Really appreciate it, man.
It was pretty fun.You guys like it?
I enjoyed it. Was good,I had fun.
Yeah, yeah.
Who genuinely won, by the way?
(40:52):
Well,John won by about a thousand.
699 points. Yeah.
Anyway,it doesn't really matter.
I'm legitimateand legitimate points.
Aaron did win.
A by one two, so that was good.
Yeah.
Mario and and Aaron wonin legitimate points.
But bonus points.
We really know who truly wonbonus points.
(41:12):
That was John Adam. Adam
I yeah.
Adam.
I'd say Rachelgets at least 500 bonus points
for coming up with the question.
Yeah, right.You're going to have a point.
Because that puts her aheadof me.
Sorry. Generous of you, boy.
I only got I only got 14 points.
That's tough.
So. Yeah. Thanks for listening.
Good night.
Ricardo'sTata and farewell, Aaron.
(41:34):
Good night, John boy.
Good night.
Thanks. What's my.
Bucket hats?