The Summer I Regret Watching TV

This episode, we dive headfirst into the summer romance of The Summer I Turned Pretty—because apparently, one girl’s awkward love triangle and poor decision making is the center of the universe (even amongst grown women). Then we mosey over to The McBee Dynasty, where cowboy hats and ranch drama prove that maybe our wild west fantasy isn’t really what we want.

Then, we address the wild boar in the room… The Hunting Wives.  Southern gossip, rosé, and just enough soft-core smut to make you double-check who can see your Netflix watch history.

Of course, we can’t forget the show of our summer, Big Brother. Except, we have a hard time finding any actual BB players who understand strategy, manipulation, or the concept of playing a game… unless your name is Rachel, in which case, carry on queen.

Finally, we wrap things up with the return of our favorite quick-fire segment: This or That—because why not end with absolutely nothing important?