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(00:00):
You are now entering the prism. Pretty cool.
And I'm not coming through it all.
How about now? There we go.

(00:20):
He's back, ladies and gentlemen,welcome back to the next episode
of Chill Present Podcast. I'm your ghost.
Boo, and I'm your host. We just installed a sink, so
forgive us for not being happy we're.
Business boys now and our business is working for free,

(00:43):
working for negative pay. We are professionals.
I hate it here. At least it's not like the
warmest it's been. Like I feel pretty warm right
now. Yeah, that was the last couple.
I mean I have it at like set to like 60 in here.
Think good. So it's probably like 85.

(01:04):
You're probably the only reason I'm not feeling like a mean
person right now. Like being mean.
Yeah, that'll probably. Change it.
Getting close. My fucking calves are killing
me. My knee is screaming at me right
now. Dude, the knee thing is chronic.
It's never going to go away. Yeah, the calf thing is just.
I'm tired, fat. It's just holding up the weight

(01:25):
of the world. And by the weight of the world,
I mean I weigh about as much as the Earth does.
But the only orbit that we have in our gravitational pull is bad
luck. No, we have an orbit of cool
guys on the Internet. That is true.
All trying to be as cool and disgusting as me.

(01:48):
Can we rate there, Russ? Yeah, this would be a segment.
Rate your rust maxing, yeah. Yeah, rate your rust and it
should be on the scale of Ben Bend tendencies.
Let's see to Rust maxing. I like this.
If you're a clean boy, you're inBend Tendencies territory.

(02:12):
Let's get on the discord and seeif I can pull all those out real
quick. Oh my God, stop.
Can I just log in on the on the Kaputa door?
No, I can, just can't risk it. I don't remember what my
password is or my username or what e-mail it's connected to,
if any. And I also don't want the

(02:35):
discord accessible by accident by anybody other than me because
there's some crazy stuff on there that I never show you.
The guy that sent the video of aguy having sex with a tranny
like the first day that the thing that the discord opened
up. No, Yeah, I'm grateful you
didn't. I appreciate.
It that was the only time that was the only one of those they

(02:58):
like got sent, but that was crazy.
Was it missionary I? Didn't watch the whole thing so
I don't know. I mean, you'd seen enough to
know like the position of the ankles.
I I just want to know if they touched balls.
It's. Been a while so and I'm not
going to go back to look for it.It's such an upsetting feeling

(03:18):
to think about like someone another man's balls, like,
draped over your shaft like headphones.
Yeah, it's really disturbing. Yeah.
OK. So the first one was in
promotion I believe and that wasfrom counter Signal.

(03:44):
No, it's not. Are you lying to them?
Are you lying to our boys? I'm.
Trying to find it. I don't remember where they
posted these. Yeah, we'll have to make this an
official thing that we visit. We might, might rate three of
them, if we even get that many. We'll do 3IN episode and then

(04:06):
move on to our stupid jokes. God damn it, where is the one
that he sent? It doesn't exist.
It does cuz I saw it earlier or they oh here it is here it is
OK. Or they had the appropriate
amount of shame and just cleanedtheir lives up and deleted.
It OK so I was wrong. It wasn't counter signal that

(04:26):
sent one first. It was Devin from a high T boys.
Hell yeah. He sent first place trying out
the Russ Prism diet, and I don'tknow what either of these are.
Oh, these are giant taquitos, Yeah.
I was gonna say, what the fuck do you mean you don't know what
those are like those are. That's your expertise.

(04:47):
Yeah, I did just look Taco shaped for a second, but I can
see it now it's. Just a really tall package.
Yeah, it's an inefficient package.
Yeah, and that's all he said of that so.
It's like the poor guy who choseto lose his virginity to a
whore. Just so much extra space in
there. Yeah.
So I don't know what his car looks like so I can't really

(05:11):
rate it, but he did send anotherone later and then we so we'll.
He'll get a participation trophy.
What's OK? What's the background on that?
It's just center console. And you can see there's like a
pack, OK. What's on his backpack?
It's a zombie wearing a fez. Very cool, very based.

(05:32):
And then counter signal sent some amateur hour shit.
But here's what I do like I do like the water crackers on the
is that what those are called? Entertainment crackers.
Like knock off Ritz. Yeah.
Wait, no, those are those. The big wide ones?
Yeah, I think so. OK, like just a.

(05:53):
Whole those are white white person tostadas.
And then tater kegs. I've never heard of that yummy
gummy sharks, very cool, very based.
And then two cans of white Monster.
And then what I like is the center console is.
Just yeah, right by the shifter boon.
Yeah, yeah. There's a little bit of crust,
yeah. Cool, yeah.

(06:14):
Yeah, you'll get 3 stars, Yeah. And then?
That's Russen. Yeah.
And then we got a little bit more of Devon's car, but it's so
see. He made a mistake.
It is clean, and he also chose aRed Bull.
Yeah. That's, I'm not even going to
say the word for that. That's wrong, Yeah.

(06:37):
Monster is the struggle, Russ. It's what he would receive after
we got our asses kicked attempting to work out.
Yeah, but he's a ghost man. I'm a.
Bang man originally but bang sucks now and now I'm so I
became a ghost man but did they change?
The recipe on you or did they just quit carrying they?
Filed for bankruptcy. Ever since then stock has been

(06:59):
low and like their cool drinks have they just not as available
as they used to be. And so I switched over to Ghost
and I'd really liked them. And then Pepsi bought Ghost and
is ending all of their brand partnerships, so all of their

(07:19):
cool like crossover like Sour Patch Kids and everything like
that is not going to happen. The Swedish.
Fish. Yeah, gone.
It really is just branding, so they'll probably have the same
flavors but just it'll just be different names but it.
It'll taste cool. Yeah, it'll taste different, I
do think. The Welch's grape juice actually
has fucking Welch's grape juice in it.
It tastes exactly like Welch's grape juice on the 1st sip.

(07:43):
Yeah, I. Will not be convinced otherwise.
The rest? Of it tastes like medicine, like
cough medicine. So I don't know what I'm going
to move to next. I like Celsius because it seems
healthy. It just looks healthier.
But the and the. It's almost the word seltzer
that's like one of the weakest alcoholic beverages.

(08:06):
Therefore, like one of the. Flavors that I've tried are very
hit or miss so and I don't know which one I liked anymore.
It's been a while. I can't.
Even name a flavour of selfie Celsius, like they're not
distinct, There's nothing. They're all like weird, you
know, like Capri Sun, like how you can't quite name any of the
flavours, but like, you know that there are flavours.

(08:26):
That's the same play that I. Like the clear kool-aid, the
invisible kool-aid, Yeah, I don't know what flavour it is.
It's not. Capri Sun though, but it did
come in the cool pouch. Oh you are black, I forgot you
got the pouches. See Kool-aid Capri.
Sun for. Oh for I was thinking for
kool-aid. Did you get the pouches for

(08:48):
Kool-aid when you guys made you had Kool-aid?
I know that, but like when you got it, how what did what
apparatus did it? I never had a can of kool-aid if
that's what you're asking. I know.
And you want to know how I know 'cause you're not white, I
don't. Even know what I am anymore,

(09:10):
yeah. That's true, we didn't discover
what I. Mean, I know exactly what I am
now, but when I've been given somuch detail, everything's become
so foggy. Yeah.
I don't know how to act anymore.I I don't know what's
appropriate in meetings. I I feel like I had, like, that

(09:30):
threat of violence looming at all times.
And so people around me acted Right.
But how they can smell it that I've lost my power?
We could always smell it that. I'm kryptonite that the power
was lost. Yeah, we.
Well, it was the lack of the power.
There was the lack of like Patchouli oil.
No, that's hippie shit dude. OK, so so are you implying?

(09:56):
I would wear hippie shit. You know that Patchouli oil is
not hippie shit. It came from Like the Rock.
Sandalwood bullshit. No Patchouli oil is, I'm pretty
sure, what you put in your fucking dreads.
No, I think it's coconut oil or mayonnaise.

(10:19):
I wouldn't know. I'm not cultured.
And then so we got like a littleextra.
Get some more context for the next entry.
Yeah, and. And yeah, I can see that Devin's
car is clean. And you know what?
You can do what you want. It's fine.
He's. Stage one, yeah.

(10:42):
And then we got forbidden gains.Now he works out of his car, so
he is the closest still so far away, but he is the closest now.
I do. Everybody knows.
I can't see. Anything.
Yeah, I'm sorry everybody noticed the DeWalt.

(11:03):
First of all, Rockstar is prettydifferent and cool.
Yeah, I'll give you that. Yeah.
And it's not the sugar free Rockstar that you get from your
pharmacist. It's.
Like English metal versus American metal.
Yeah. It's like you can appreciate
what's going on. It may not be your exact vibe,
but yeah. But also.
Look at that fucking cool ass cup holder.
That is, that comes. Out of his fucking dash.

(11:25):
That is cool ass is. That is that factory or is that
yes? God.
Bless. The mid 2000s were a thing I.
Like how they hold it precariously over the
electronics of the car. That's fucking smart.
So when you slam on the brakes, you just lose and.
It's like just an air reach. That's also accurate.

(11:46):
OK, so then we got. So let's zoom in to the
floorboard. We got just various things of
garbage. I don't even know what that
says. Is that goodies to go cool.
And he does do like me where he just kind of throws everything
in the floorboard. That's smart.
Everybody noticed the DeWalt battery.

(12:07):
Nobody noticed the bag of packing peanuts or sorry, circus
peanuts. That is fucking crazy.
So he claims he thinks. There's a bin in there.
Do you think they turned into one giant wad of Styrofoam the
way? That it's sitting it looks like
they were it was put in it was put there relatively around the

(12:29):
same time that that the wall battery was put there.
The wall battery for context, isunopened in like a package as if
you just bought it brand new from Home Depot.
So and he said he got it as a tip for a job he was on.
I know what he does, but I'm notgoing to, you know, put it out
there for everybody. But so I think he eats.

(12:56):
Please tell me that you also received those circus peanuts as
a tip, because if you eat those because you like them, we're
going to have some serious talking.
That is fucking crazy you. Chose that.
Did he mean to grab like trail mix or something?
And accidentally, he's in a rushand he grabbed bullshit, Yeah.

(13:22):
That's that's just nuts. I did like that.
Little coin trap thing that he had going on, like there was a
little bit of trash in there. So like, it's getting there.
Yeah, it's just, it's actually what my coin trap looks like,
which is just water bottle lids.Yo, just in case you need to

(13:43):
close a straight model. Though like I have the one that
like flips open that like I guess in the original design for
the vehicle definitely was an ashtray, but it's got like
velvet and no like ashing devices or anything.
It's just a flip open ashtray with like no metal CAD soft.
Yeah, it's all soft in there. And that's where I put most of
my coins. And then I have in like the door

(14:03):
handle, I have coins, but then in like the compartment
underneath the radio, it's just water bottle caps.
You're a monster. There is something special in
that car and it's. You that.
Has been there for about as longas I've owned it.

(14:24):
And it's probably the most disgusting and embarrassing
thing about me. It's there's this, there's the
small screen where the rate, like where you can see the time
and the radio. Yeah, you have a radio slit.
Yeah, which is and it's got. Like a little ledge that you can
set stuff on and if you look there is just like a little

(14:47):
cylinder of electrical tape. At some point a few years ago, I
cut my finger doing something atwork.
And so and so I quick, I got some paper towels and electrical

(15:10):
tape and just wrapped it up, continued what I was doing.
And then when I went out to the car, it must have been like
really hot or something because I just kind of slid it off my
finger and just set it there, meaning to put it back on later.
And I never touched it again. Seriously.
Have a cylinder of aged aids, Yeah.
And I look at it and pretty regularly and go like, I should

(15:34):
really throw that away like among obviously the other things
and. You took the time to clean out
your car at least three times? Well, when?
I clean out my car. I don't notice it 'cause it's
like not in view, 'cause I'm on the passenger side.
So there's that. But as I'm driving around, I'm
looking at it and there's a trash can in my car.
It's full, but it could fit that.
And I just look at it and I go, but if I take it down, it won't

(15:57):
be there anymore. And I feel like it deserves to
be there. It's been sitting there through
so much. It's been with you through a
lot, that is true. I'm sure the AIDS isn't
transmissible anymore. That's nice.
That's nice. But yeah, it's not mutated to an

(16:19):
airborne strain. It's what what was that?
It's it's Doomsday, right? Doomsday is the the villain that
got like put through the harshest environments and killed
over and over again and brought back until it was.
That depends everything. The IT depends on the but.
That's the yeah, OK, that's. One of the Yeah.

(16:39):
You have doomsday just in your car right now, Yeah.
In Superman and Lois, The CW show, which is actually
apparently not that bad. It's like one of the only CW
shows that doesn't suck you've. Watched all of them though.
I watched all of Arrow, but I haven't.
I didn't. I quit watching the Flash and I

(17:02):
didn't watch all of Superman andLois and I watched none of
Batwoman. Well, I watched a couple
episodes of Batwoman because it's hilarious.
And then I don't think I've seenany episodes of Supergirl or
Black Lightning. I've seen the one that's like
the tribe traveling one, but I haven't seen all of it.
But the only one I watched all the way through was Arrow.

(17:23):
And like, only because, like, I was so excited when it came out.
I was just so green. Arrow was, like, my favorite
superhero at the time. So, like, and he still kind of
is just cause of nostalgia aboutthe fact that he had been for so
long. And I don't even know why, other
than I just like the idea of Robin Hood.
Yeah. I guess Robin Hood like against

(17:46):
yeah, even though Tony thugs even though in the.
Comics like Green Arrow is a huge fag, like environmentalist
like fag. Yeah, I just love the idea.
I love the look. And so I was really excited.
I actually, funnily enough, the when I like this, like started

(18:08):
loving Green Arrow was when I was watching Smallville.
And that version of Green Arrow is the gayest fucking version of
Green Arrow on the planet. I haven't seen any.
Keep up. Like at least a picture.
Yeah, of him. Yeah.
Small bowl green. There it is.

(18:32):
Arrow. You.
Yeah, he definitely looks like he's supposed to be an **NSYNC.
Yeah. Well, this guy is.
He's known for a character on one of the soap operas like The
Young and the Restless or something.

(18:54):
But anyway, so like, maybe he should be speedy.
I might, I might see that, but then then again like the casting
they did, at least appearance wise for Speedy on arrow was
perfect. Yeah, and but he was gay and
anxious and so he had to leave the show.
That's stupid. He.
Left the show because of anxietybuddy.

(19:15):
I. Want your guy that shoots bows?
Yeah, I. Want him to play Arsenal, he
would be perfect for that he. Does.
I'm pretty sure he does lose hisarm in that show.
Does he? I can't remember.
It's been so long. But anyway, I watched all the
way through that. But anyway, Superman and Lois,
that is the the origin of Doomsday is Lex captures Lex,

(19:41):
played by the guy who plays Abraham in The Walking Dead,
like the most badass looking LexLuthor.
He's bald with like a beard, kind of like a Heckler has.
Yeah, yeah, that's fucking. Awesome, yeah.
Lex, like, captures what's his name?
Like the backward Superman, what's his name?

(20:03):
Bizarro. Yeah.
Captures Bizarro and tortures him until he becomes doomsday.
Yeah. Wait, what even can stop
Bizarro? He's not weak to kryptonite, is
he? How?
Did he get his hands on it? I.
Don't know, I didn't watch the show I've just seen clips of it
like. Here's the thing.
Like Bizarro is not exactly fast, if you know what I mean.

(20:25):
He's a little. Musically slow Tardic Superman.
And when you take like regular. Human, if you think.
Like a regular human is strong and then you try to like shake
someone who is slow musically their hand, they have like a
different level of strength. So Lex Luthor trying to get
their hands on Bizarro, He's just unfathomable with me.

(20:48):
He's different than the Supermanor than Bizarro from the comics.
They don't do live action retardSuperman ever.
It's always just like a weird zombie version of Superman.
So that's yeah, so. And I don't know like what his
like weaknesses or like his powers are or anything like
that. I.
Just want to see like that bizarro in real life.

(21:10):
He's like flying backwards. I want.
I want the guy that plays Walt'sson from Breaking Bad to play
Bizarro Superman. Where am I pancake?
Like Bizarro sharding his pants and like knocking down a
skyscraper. Yeah, Oh.

(21:35):
Man, So what was the philosophy for Arrow when it came to
firearms in the lore? Was he cool with using guns?
So or. He just chose not to.
Yeah, I don't think it bothered.I don't.
So in the show, the reason he uses a bow and arrow is because
that's just kind of what he got used to using on the island that

(21:57):
he was trapped on. Yeah.
So it's just like a skill expertise type thing.
You just. Yeah, OK, but like 'cause.
I was like, we've seen the boxing glove thing like
countless times. It's like, it's funny, but.
He does that. That doesn't happen in the show,
no. And I I know that but
realistically bows are fucking lethal as shit.

(22:21):
So like what? He's obviously cool with
killing. Well, he this is so this was the
the curse of mid 2010's superhero shows is every
superhero show goes through the same arc.
The superhero either does or doesn't kill.

(22:44):
He becomes conflicted about it and then does the opposite and
then switches one more time and then goes back to doing the
opposite. Every single fucking superhero
show. And so until.
You got to manufacture tension somehow and.
I think the Arrow verse, like, CW shows killed that trope.

(23:07):
And now it's just we get shows where the superheroes either do
kill or they just don't. And there's no like, we don't
have to talk about it because we've been fucking talking about
it for 20 years. And it's just like, so such a
boring thing to talk about in TVshows now.
Yeah, but so like, he does startout, he goes back to the because

(23:30):
he finds out on the island that there's this whole conspiracy
about the city that he came from.
So he goes back and he has a list of people that his dad gave
him and what? Was it called again?
The kettle. Huh.
The kettle. The kettle?
Yeah. What is it called again?
What? The neighborhood that he
protects? His Gotham.
Star City, No. But they call it something else.

(23:52):
Oh, in the show, I don't remember.
No, it's it's definitely Star City, but yeah, the.
Glades, the Glades is like the like the shitty part of Yeah,
it's the Glades that you're right.
I feel like that's not the right, no.
I feel like it's. Close it is.
Because the conspiracy at the end of the first season is that

(24:14):
Merlin and his band of other badgay guys that are in charge
cause an earthquake. Earthquake to level the Glades
to like lower the property valueand it is the so they can.
Like buy it up and yeah. It's something like that anyway,
is it? Against gentrification?

(24:34):
Is that what it is they're trying to gentrify I?
Know that's correct. Like, even at that point,
because I was watching it weekly, I feel like I missed so
many episodes that, like, I didn't really know exactly what
was going on until like Season 2, 'cause Season 1 was so
convoluted, Season 2 was even more convoluted, 'cause that's

(24:55):
when Slade comes in. Yeah.
I think I was thinking of Hell'sKitchen, which is Daredevil,
right? Yeah.
OK, yeah, that's what I was fucking up.
Yeah, that's on me. But yeah, he goes through the
thing. First season he goes through and
he's killing everybody that's onthe list.
So the police are going after him.
He's a serial killer and he's called the Hood.
Yeah. And then he does.

(25:19):
That fucking salmon ladder whichis so fucking it makes you want
to work out. Fucking I want to be tough.
I'm not. Gay, but that's cool as hell to
laugh. Badass.
I don't get a boner from it, butit is awesome.
But it does get the blood pumping.
Which is not in my penis, but yeah.

(25:42):
And then season 2 or 3 is when he becomes when they start
calling him the arrow guy 'cause.
There are other people who also wear hoods doing stuff, but the
MO is different I. Don't remember why.
So eventually I, it's like season 6 or 7, he Oliver Queen

(26:12):
is unmasked as the person that'srunning around being a vigilante
dressed as Robin Hood. And then they fake Oliver
Queen's death. And so everybody thinks the Hood
is dead, the Arrow guy is dead. And they've been at that point
calling him the Arrow. And then he in a new upgraded

(26:39):
costume, but it's essentially the same thing.
It's just got more leather and less like potato sack.
Yeah. That's exactly what it is.
Yeah. OK.
Yeah, it's. Like he had a burlap hood and
then he comes out like a new leather one 'cause I think Cisco
Ramon from the Flash show, who makes the Flash's gadgets and

(27:00):
stuff, makes him a new costume. And he, like, hijacks the news
at the end of whatever season and says, I'm taking Oliver
Queen's place. I am the Green Arrow.
He said it. And now pay attention to how I

(27:22):
said that I am the green arrow, right?
The emphasis is on the green. So the whole intro to every
episode up until that point has been this speech for five.
My name is Oliver Queen. For five years I was trapped on
an island, blah blah blah. I must save my city.

(27:43):
Once he says that, the next season starts with a new intro.
It's a new speech. But they used the clip of him
saying I am the Green Arrow. I am the Green Arrow from that
episode in at the end of that speech in the intro.
So instead say he goes, I was known as the arrow, but now I'm

(28:05):
known as the green Arrow. And it sounds super wrong
because if you're saying I was one thing and now I'm another
thing, it's or and now I'm something else and also that
thing it should be. I was known as the arrow, but
now I'm the green Arrow, not thegreen arrow.
It's so weird. It's like pissed me.

(28:26):
Off so much. But anyway, Oliver Queen ends up
dying and then becomes the Spectre.
Thanks for that in the. Last episode.
Didn't know that. Yeah.
So the Spectre. He is.
He like had a crossover with Batman and like the new Batman

(28:49):
animated. Yeah, he's been in that.
He's kind of like he like. Has like the the weird like
grease Saturday night fever longcollar, super wide collar deep V
thing. He's a blue guy in yeah, or like
a grayish blue guy in a green cloak.

(29:13):
Oh well, we're probably. You're thinking of Naboo.
Nope, definitely not. Oh, definitely not Fate, Yeah.
Doctor fate, OK. I'm not confusing those two.
Let me see if I can find a picture of it Spec DCI.

(29:35):
Think it's the Spectre? Yeah, yeah, this guy's cool as
hell. You're watching the Arrow still.
We stopped briefly. Oh yeah, it's it's not worth it,
especially after season 4. Season 4 was the fucking worst

(29:56):
season of television. Yeah, my wife was getting
invested. She always, like, puts up a
fight, and then I insist that weneed to watch something.
She ends up like, wanting to watch it more than I do.
Yeah, Yeah. I'm thinking of a blue dude.
This is like a pale green guy but he has like douchebag

(30:17):
collars like a polo shirt mixed with a deep V shirt so you can
see his ABS a little bit spandex.
Yeah, like, you know. That era of like 9, eighties,
90s yeah where everything's likereally sharp on their outfits I.
Have no clue. Well, that.
Doesn't ring any bells. All I'm thinking of like is like

(30:37):
90s Nightwing. He's just dressed as a gay rock
star. Yeah, with a mullet.
Yes, yeah, yeah, it's that styleexactly, except he's Speaking of
mullets. This is APSA.
If you're a woman and you have amullet, stop.
It's not. Appropriate.

(30:57):
It will never be appropriate. It's.
Wrong. Nobody like you don't like it.
Why would you? Think that anybody else likes
it? You clearly settled for that
haircut. You look in the mirror and go,
That's a funny haircut I got you.
Think that you're being nice to your friend Who's your
hairdresser who does that for you?
She's not your friend. She did that to you.

(31:17):
Wrong. Speak up.
It's wrong have. Some fucking self respect and
it's. The ones that are like messy and
curly that I hate the most. Yeah.
I can't remember the comedian's name but it's some lady that I
saw that's a comedian and made me so angry like.
The Zach Galifianakis movie The Bank Robber 1.

(31:41):
I think they drive like a money truck.
I don't know if it's called the job or the heist.
It's a you. Know the one I'm talking about?
No, fuck, I can find it. I can.
Yeah, I know where to find her. It's a oh, fuck, what are you

(32:06):
doing? Something in the comments is the
podcast that I'd saw her on. I'm just going to do in the
comments. Yeah, cooked in the comments.
She was in one of these videos. Yeah, this fucking idiot.

(32:31):
That's wrong. Is that a mullet?
I don't know, if it's not a mullet then I'm mullets are
fine, but whatever this is, isn't.
It's disgusting. I see ankles, cankles, that's
all. I see her.

(32:51):
Name is Steph Tolev. Can we get an early life check
on that? I mean, look, there's not a
haircut in the world that's going to fix.
What else is going on there? Oh, she's in.
She's in nuts. Yeah, Yeah.
OK, Yeah. But like I mean.

(33:15):
And the eyebrows are real aggressive.
Then the. Nose is crazy I.
Was trying not to say it, but we're just tearing this woman
down it. Looks prosthetic.
She knows she's a comedian. She knows she's ugly.
I mean, if you're not hot, be funny, she keeps.
Letting guys touch her boobs. What is going on this?

(33:38):
This is the mullet I thought youwere talking about.
That one's rough. Zach Elephant.
No, no, no, no. Hers.
Yeah. Oh, that's fine.
What do you mean? That just looks like regular
hair to me. No, it's like she's
intentionally trying, like she refused to actually get a
mullet, so she didn't actually like shave the sides.
OK, So you kind of see like the idea of what they're going for

(34:00):
I. Mean yeah, raw it's crazy on a
lady, but this Flock of Seagullsbullshit pisses me off.
I think you just don't like uglywomen, dude.
I mean. That's a given.
I hate to be mean. No, you don't.
I. Don't like ugly dude?
It's. Russell's favorite thing?

(34:21):
I'm really not a fan of butt ugly guys either.
Ugly people and I know I'm one. Ugly people make me upset.
They're not fun to look at. You're just offensive to the
eyes you. Can be regular looking and I'm
perfectly fine, but if you're like like 0 is like regular

(34:42):
average guy and then anything below 0 is just stop to.
Just get a remote drop stop. Going out in public.
Uber makes me angry. There's.
A guy at a pizza place that I went to.
Like ruined your meal with how ugly he was.
Dye your hair blue, Continue to do it or cut it off when you're

(35:05):
done. Don't let it grow out.
Did it go kind of like yellowishat the edges but?
Also, it was brown hair and you want to know how I know it
wasn't 'cause I could see his roots.
He was wearing a hat. It was all of the other hair.
Wow. He just had really long ass hair

(35:25):
and only like 6 inches of it wasblue still.
And I'm trying to eat my gross pizza that I accidentally
ordered. You made me so mad.
I made my wife angry with how upset I was with all the weirdos
working at this restaurant. There were so many piercings I

(35:48):
didn't feel safe. Like I felt like I was going to
get poked. It was crazy.
Why do you gather? Why do ugly people gather in the
same places? Because no one else wants to
hang out with them. I'm ugly and I don't want to
hang out with. Them exactly.

(36:17):
I'm sorry, we're doing it again.No.
You're not. This is like the song of your
soul, the Russell rage. It's just, it makes me so bad.
It's. So inconsiderate that they come
out here in the light of day. Why would you burden us with how
you look? It's disgusting and I know I do

(36:44):
it to people every day. I understand the struggle.
That you're contributing to the problem.
Yeah, I mean, I'm not like butt ugly, but I'm not, you know, the
greatest looking thing in the world.
My brother, We're rough. Yeah, we are rough, but like.
I. Get it?
It's not fun being ugly, but youcan take steps to not burden

(37:08):
other people with your ugliness.Russell we got the polite smile
with the past three people that we've welcomed in here.
So Professor X like would get the door.
And this has been three times you get the door for people.
And I've watched as they're like, joyously greeting Mark.

(37:28):
He's like, yeah, come in, meet my engineers.
And then they see us. Like I've watched like face
change, like Oh no. We're.
Doing that to that bad. Returns.
Yeah you're right, I should justdye my hair blue.
Fuck. Now get a Prince Albert and just
hang Dick all day. Be like I'm ugly you don't want.

(37:50):
It's not sexual harassment. If there is no attraction,
what's the possibility of us doing anything?
So just look at it. It's just a piece of my body.
It's barely even a penis. It's more machine than man you.
Get one of those like rib piercings where it's just like a
ring every like centimeter around the urethra.

(38:14):
Get three rings. It's like that weird ring
stacking game for kids. You just never gave that up.
I miss that toy. I'm.
Just trying to simulate what it's like to be in a tribe in
Africa, but I don't want to do that weird stuff to my neck.

(38:38):
What? It's like to chew 6 gum.
Yeah, no, it'd be 4 gum. 4/4 is worse than 5, right?
Is that objectively true? 5 is mischievous, but it is
reliable. Playful, whimsical, but it gets
the job done. Yeah man, you're 4 is boring.

(39:00):
Oh, it's 'cause I keep turning down the wrong mic that.
Saint kicked our ass, yeah. 4 isboring but I trust 54IS James.
You guys don't know who we're talking about.

(39:22):
Dan does. Just a guy who's trying.
Earnest, earnest guy not. One of the uglies that I'm
talking about, He's just regular.
He's just regular. So that means that there is a
bar. In this department, in our
department though, and I think you know who she is.
Yeah, that's rough. That wasn't fair, dude.

(39:45):
I'm convinced that like she's the the Sarah Connor mom of our
youngest guy 'cause like they have the same like cheek tissue
build up. Just big fucking jowls and a
peanut head. Yeah, God.
Damn. Except could you imagine that
her giving birth to him 'cause he's giant?

(40:08):
Yeah, he is. She.
Couldn't walk after that I. Mean yeah that is crazy I.
We're terrible people. I'll.
Get back to it. I was getting there, but I
watched her try and change tips for about 20 minutes while I was
trying to wait. I was just waiting to get the
information off of the piece of machinery that she had turned

(40:29):
off so she could replace the tips.
It was from that e-mail, yeah, the other day.
And so I pulled up to it becauseit was the first one on that I
was going to grab. And I was just waiting there and
I was like, I got some other stuff to do, that other thing
that the other project I was working on.
So I was like, I'll just do thatwhile I wait.
She's almost done because she was already had done one of
them. So no, no, no, no, no.

(40:51):
You waited 20 minutes for her tofinish 1-2.
Yeah. Whoa.
And I was like, and I wasn't technically waiting because I
was doing something else. I just couldn't do what I wanted
to do with the MP's machinery till she fucking turned it back
on. I finally just left.
I came back and she was still there.

(41:11):
Oh, no. OK.
So anyway, yeah. I'm surprised that James is
your. He's like a regular guy.
He's just regular looking and I think he gets points away from
being ugly because he's so dumb That you.

(41:32):
Feel he's like, oh, this makes sense, yeah.
This this. No, he's just a regular adult
with a baby head. And brain.
That yeah, brain does go in the head.
I have. To go poop poop.
Stop telling me go poop the. Poor guy has a son and his ex

(41:53):
will not let him see this kid and they have 5050 custody they.
Gotta make poops go poop, dude. Oh.
My God. So anyway, do you know what
dimension 20 is? The DND thing?
Do you know what Critical Role is?
Yes. Do you remember College Humor?

(42:13):
Yes. Have I told you about the state
of College Humor currently? Yes, that.
We're surprised it's still aliveat all.
Yes, it's called dropouts. Yep, it's run by a guy named Sam
Reich and it's spelled like that.
They don't pronounce it that way.

(42:33):
I sure do. Sam Reich's dad is Robert Reich.
I didn't know this. Hugh filled me in on this.
Robert Reich, I think that's hisname, was Bill Clinton's
Secretary of Labor. So can you spell neppo baby?
I can't, but I can say it. So Sam Reich runs dropouts.

(43:01):
The most biggest faggot in the world and all he he only employs
mostly the kinds of people I just described.
Like because he wants to be the handsome one of the group or
like what's the play? No, it's because they, the

(43:21):
people I just described, all tend to have the same political
beliefs, which is I can't get anything for myself.
Please give it to me. No, they don't say please
anymore. No.
They say you should because it'sit's it's they say.
Now they say do it now. Yeah, because.
You're evil if you don't. A lot of A&M's in that crowd,

(43:43):
they have a pod or a show calledDimension 20.
It's like Critical Role and it was run by Brandon Something.
Brandon Something, can't remember.
He's been doing it for years now, apparently.
I've always kind of liked him, but like all everybody in that

(44:04):
crowd are like improv troupe people, so they all have like a
stink on them that I don't appreciate like a little.
Annoying. Yeah, a little is.
Downplaying it by by a lot. But anyway, Brendan's been
running dimension 20 for a long time.

(44:24):
And the other day I saw a post on Instagram, it's a video of
him telling us that he's retiring.
And you know what he's retiring to do?
He's retiring and he's starting a business.
I can't remember what it's called, but the business is him

(44:45):
making custom shoes for AmericanGirl dolls.
I hope that's a joke. It's.
Not we all hoped it was a joke. The entire Internet, the entire
comment section thought it was ajoke like.
Is this humor that I just don't get yet?
No, it's just real. That is the state of college

(45:09):
humor. I don't like it.
We went from the sketch that is basically two guys saying
literally everything except the N word.
Hey there Caldwell, why do you snigger?
Well, I snigger from all these niggling chiggers.
That's the entire thing to making shoes for American Girl

(45:36):
dolls. Is there like an Etsy store that
he's doing this? Something like that.
Gross he. Has a wife and a child, a son.
He has a son now I'm pretty surehis wife is a lesbian and he
also might be a lesbian, but hisson is just a baby boy.

(45:59):
He. Didn't have a fighting chance.
Oh, also that thing that I just really like came close to saying
the N word on. That's the script for a song
from College Humor with a guy named Caldwell and another guy,
I can't remember his name, but that other guy ran a show for

(46:20):
the longest time on dropouts andit's called UMM, actually.
And Oh, caught over. No, no, that's you're wrong.
Something. I can't remember what it Adam
Ruins everything. Yeah.
UMM actually is a game show where all the people that work

(46:41):
for dropouts and they have guestpeople come on too, OK?
So was Adam on one of those or something?
He. Has been yeah, but like the guy
will like ask a question and or he'll say a statement that's.
Almost wrong, yeah. That's almost correct.
And then you have to buzz in andsay.
Anyway. Anyway, that clip of the thing I
was quoting resurfaced recently and around the same time he got

(47:06):
replaced by a gay black guy. I wonder why I.
Feel like just replaced is its own insult and then just added
that yeah, that triple combo, yeah.

(47:34):
We got I. Want to smell Kesh and I don't
know why. Because I feel like it's.
Like cheese? Yeah, but like what kind you
think Cheese Whiz specifically? Speaking of Cheese Whiz, when
you're back to that, OK, I said something the other day on
Discord talking about have you seen Evangelion?

(47:57):
When I was like, fucking SO. Shinji is a bitch.
Like that's like the main the. Redhead one.
No, the main character kid. Oh, OK, yeah, he's a little
bitch, right? And we were trying to convince
Hugh or like, give Hugh the information he will need to make
the decision on whether he wantsto watch Evangelion because the
only thing he's seen is Berserk and something else.

(48:20):
And I was like, Oh yeah, that's.Right, because he's getting
into, he's attempting to watch. Yeah, he.
Hasn't watched a whole lot and and he doesn't really care.
He's like a cinema file guy. Yeah, so.
So he just appreciates good media when it's good media.
And Evangelion, all Things considered, is pretty good.

(48:43):
But yeah. It's awesome to look Shinji.
Could turn you off to anime completely.
Yeah. So what I said was because we
were all talking about anime andI said I sent a picture of Izuku
Midoriya from My Hero Academia and I go he is on the level of
this cheese whiz faggot. I don't know where cheese whiz

(49:05):
came from but it describes exactly how I feel about that
character. Just cheesiest retard in the
world. I hate that show.
What? My hero because of that
character. Grow up.
That character sucks ass. He gets better.

(49:27):
No, he doesn't. Yeah.
OK. I've seen six seasons.
One Piece. I can't.
It's amazing. And I'm never going to say you
should watch it. I want to make that clear.
And I'm recording because you keep blaming me for the
suffering, for Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
I am saying that's on you. I advise you not to watch One

(49:49):
Piece or I say actually I shouldsay see this is.
Some like reverse psychology bullshit.
You're like, no. I want to make myself no.
What is he hiding from me? I want to make this like super
good and he's trying to hoard it.
Is he hiding content? Russell's hoarding content
unless it gets. Even better, which I'm sure it
will because of how great it's gotten up and to this point, I

(50:11):
still wouldn't tell you hey you should watch it because it is
such an investment. I am enjoying it, but I I
sacrificed a lot of time. That's part of your goddamn
soul. And I've enjoyed it, but I
wouldn't like say that it was it.

(50:31):
It feels worth it to me, but I don't know if it'd be worth it
to somebody else. So I wouldn't say go watch it.
But if you are feeling like doing some homework for knowing
that I'm experiencing something good, then I would say the
homework might be worth it, but I won't.
I'm not going to tell you you should watch it, but it is

(50:51):
fucking awesome. Oh man but yeah my hero.
God I hate that show. The rest of the show is
perfectly fine but that fucking character ruins it for me.
He's so annoying. It has the good tropes.

(51:17):
The villain is, like, really slimy and sneaky, and he gets
caught and he gets beat and he, like, breaks out in, like,
convincing ways, like, in ways that makes sense.
Yeah. See, I got to the season with
the girl with the horn, so it was the first time you actually
see the guy that has offer one. So whatever season that is.
OK. I think I've seen up to like the

(51:38):
first like fight. Yeah, with him.
And the fight itself is good. And you're like watching, Yeah,
but. Every time Deku fights it's
like. I gotta give it one more try.
And I can't deal with that for 61/2 hours.

(51:58):
Yeah, that that gets shut down I'd.
Rather listen to. I'd rather listen to Goku go for
6 1/2 hours. What's his voice actor's name,
'cause I want to reference that.I want to do it in an obscure
way. The only people.
It's like Steven Something Goku,American voice actor.

(52:30):
English, American What the hell is happening?
You're. Like you put VO and what's that
even for voice over? Oh VA English God damn.
Sean Chamel. Sean Chamel, Yeah.

(52:54):
OK, Yeah, it would. You would rather listen to Sean
Schimmel take a shit for an hour?
Yeah. OK.
Yeah, yeah. Fuck yeah.
I got to add a marker real quickbecause I said the thing.

(53:20):
Yeah. Sean Schimmel and a woman in
Japanese, I guess. Yeah, well, yeah, that's for the
the Japanese, the original not. For the I guess.
Oh for the first animated adaptation.

(53:42):
So not when he's an adult. Oh, Stephanie.
OK, OK, yeah, I got you. Yeah.
Little kid. Goku.
OK, I understand now. No, I'm looking at Masako
Nazawa. Yeah, I think that's the.
For the little child, yeah. Yeah.
For the child, I don't know who voices Luffy, but it it sounds

(54:08):
like the same voice actor as a Naruto.
It's the same like Tambor, but Ithink it's a different person.
It could be, yeah, dude, the guythat voices.
Biras assistant Weiss, voices ofcharacter in One Piece.

(54:35):
I just finished the arc where hegets introduced.
Tearjerker man. I believe it that.
Poor little whale. It's such a fucking good show.
Oh man, I love that show so much.

(54:56):
I mean, I'm only 300 and 73180 episodes in.
Yeah, yeah, there is 1100 episodes.
I'm not even. Yeah, exactly.
It's amazing. And the animation where I'm at,
I'm at like 2008. And so the animation is great
already. There are some transition shots

(55:19):
that are crazy. And I'm not going to show you an
example of the animation becausethe episode I'm on has an on
purpose poorly animated guy because like one of the one of
the plot points is they have these bounties on them and one
of the characters. And so like they have wanted

(55:41):
posters and everybody's wanted posters.
Basically a photograph except for one of the characters is
like a really shitty drawn version of him.
And then it's like. Photo realistic to the
character. And it's photo realistic to a
different character that you find out later, like a guy.
Just a random bad guy who hates him because the government's

(56:04):
been chasing after him because he looks exactly like the face
on The Wanted poster. Yeah, it's funny, but he looks
ridiculous Nice. Yeah, but like the animation's
fantastic. It's crazy to go back because so
at a certain point there's time skip.
It's a two year time skip, but before the time skip, which is

(56:26):
like 500 something episodes, Letme time skip happened.
Right now I'm at 2, I'm in like 2008 era and the time skip
hasn't happened yet. It's I got a couple of years
worth of show to watch before I get to the time skip.
Three to six months of events take place in the 20 plus years

(56:51):
of the show existing. Milking the shit out of that,
yeah wow. Yeah, and you don't.
You do notice that you're watching a ton of episodes,
obviously, but like, it's not how like something interesting
happens every time. Yes, they're very good about

(57:12):
like cutting back and forth to all of the characters because
it's a crew of characters. Whereas like Dragon Ball is
focusing on one guy versus one guy.
Yeah, right. Except for the Tournament of
Power had or Universal tournament, whichever the the
one at the end of Super. Yeah.
That had so many characters thatthey go back and forth from.

(57:32):
But even then it really each episode like focused on two guys
fighting. Yeah, whereas each episode, like
during fights, 'cause it's not always a fight, it's a, it's
usually like a build. Each arc builds up to like a, a
boss fight basically. But during that, the boss fight

(57:53):
part of each arc, the there's enough characters interacting
elsewhere or fighting other people that it's not powering up
for six episodes and then fighting.
It's fighting and like almost losing and then fighting harder
and powering up and then fighting harder.

(58:14):
But you're also cutting between all the other characters doing
something else. So like, you don't notice that
you've sat and watched 10 episodes of one fight because
it's so many different things are happening in all 10 episodes
that it doesn't feel like DragonBall.
And Dragon Ball is great, but you do have to get used to that,
whereas this feels a little bit more natural.

(58:36):
It feels like a really long movie, especially if you're
binging it. Yeah, I will say the first few
arcs are boring as hell, but once you get to where they have
their crew established and they actually get to where all the
other pirates are, then it gets really fucking good.
So the characters who eat the devil fruits, they can't swim

(58:58):
right, Correct. And the whole thing's taking
place on water, correct? And he has the stretchy 1,
correct? So that's like the perfect one
to have that you. Would think that, wouldn't you
know? So like if the.
Idea would drop your falling into water.
You reach, you reach for the boat.

(59:18):
Yeah. I don't know why he doesn't do
that. I thought never occurred.
No, a lot of times when he's falling into water, it's 'cause
he's fucking knocked out. But but there are times where
like he just doesn't reach or like he can't reach far enough.
Which feels but like. That also doesn't come up very
often where he falls into water I.

(59:40):
Would just like have super long stilt legs and just like walk on
the ocean from Yeah right. Yeah, and it may or.
Make myself into a boat. I don't No he can't.
He can't shape shift. He can just stretch, right?
Does he have like a key hand like plastic man he?

(01:00:00):
Doesn't necessarily do that, buthe does like change form.
So when you get to a certain point where he comes up with the
idea of like switching gears andso first gear is just like him
being normal fighting and then second gear is like Super Saiyan
1, but second gear is literally him raising his own blood

(01:00:23):
pressure and turning red. Like that's all.
Like I'm pretty sure it says he just raises his blood pressure,
but he like turns red and glossyand like steamy.
And then third gear is you find in like I think the same episode
you get third gear. All he does is cartoon blow up
his fist. But then you get to 4th gear and

(01:00:45):
I haven't gotten there, but it'slike a whole new form and it's
unrelated to him, like powering up just through his own, like
I'm just trying harder in any way.
Yeah. Whereas like 4th gear is like a
new unlocked ability, I believe.And then 5th gear is like
something even crazier that thatlike just happened in like the

(01:01:06):
most recent stuff that's come out.
But so you hear references take Gear 5 or Joy Boy, and that's
who what they're referring to isfifth gear Luffy, which is like
a he's got like white hair. He's a whole different like
character. And he was like, he has all of
like the early like 30s cartoon tropes, like the.

(01:01:27):
Spaghetti animation. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's really cool and like I'm really excited to see
those fights cause I've seen like clips and the animation and
that looks incredible. It's crazy.
You go going from like Dragon Ball, like original Dragon Ball
style animation to this animation and it's all fluid.

(01:01:48):
I never realized this, but it never stopped airing.
Just. Continue.
It's just been airing constantly.
I thought it like ended and thenlike started up again.
But no, it's just I'm pretty sure it's just been going since
96. That's crazy.
That's. A That's a long run and.
ODA is only in 30 fucking. Years.

(01:02:10):
ODA, the guy that wrote it is only in his 50s and it's not
done like the manga is not done yet either.
It's I think he's gonna he's gotthe last arc planned and he's
building up to that he's got like the last few plans.
So it is ending within the next few years.
So I'm good. I'm I'm glad I'm jumping on it
now. So by.

(01:02:30):
The time you're caught up, you can finish, yeah.
It might be over, but which is gonna be sad 'cause I'm gonna be
like I spent all this time to watch, get into something that's
about to end, you know, I. Think you'll flex your, like,
introduction muscles, though? Now I can, like, suggest things
that, like, meant something to me and you'll be more prepared

(01:02:50):
to handle that. Yeah, 'cause you did so much
homework just for this one show.It's so good.
What, like, actually convinced you to start watching it?
What was like, OK, I'll watch it.
So I've gone through and tried to watch it a few times and the
furthest I've gotten is the first like big boss fight thing.

(01:03:17):
And I'm just like, if this is all I'm gonna get, I really
can't do this. Dedicate your life.
But the more and more I see all of the cool shit that's
happening in the current stuff, the more and more I want to
watch it. And then Mike from High T Boys
is constantly like bringing up. It's like when this happens or

(01:03:37):
whatever. And then they had an episode
where they rated different dogs like on their tier list.
And he kept bringing up different dogs from One Piece.
And so the the the fruits, the devil fruits are not just like

(01:04:00):
some guy can do like cool fire stuff and a guy stretches.
There's also one of the main characters, Chopper is a
reindeer and he ate the human human fruit.
And so now he's a guy. Well, he's a reindeer who's also
a guy. And what if we humanate?
That I. Don't know because there's only

(01:04:22):
one of each devil fruit and so you once he dies, it'll
regenerate somewhere maybe and somebody else can get it, but
he's the only one that has it. But there's also somebody that I
haven't met yet, but I've seen his work happened.
Like he hasn't shown up in the show, but his discovery has

(01:04:45):
already. Like they're.
Planted the seeds. Yeah, of what he discovered,
which is you can feed devil fruits to inanimate objects.
And so there's a guy who fed his, He fed his gun the dog dog

(01:05:06):
fruit. Pistol Dog so.
Now, no pitching machine dog. It's a dog that shoots
baseballs. Well, cannonballs that.
He then hits with a giant baseball bat.
Nice. Yeah, and when Mike brought that
up on a tier list, I was like, that's it.

(01:05:27):
I got to watch the show. And I'm not kidding.
That is when I started watching.It was after I listened to that
episode. I was like, this is I this is so
absurd. You should be a no brainer.
I should have already fucking done this.
This is amazing and so I poweredthrough and like I had already
seen what I had already seen like multiple times.

(01:05:49):
So I like just started from where to like I last left off
like a little before where I last left off to kind of refresh
where I was. And then I just kept going and
it immediately starts to pick uplike right after I had ended.
Oh, so you stopped just shy? Yeah.
And it does, I should say it doesn't immediately pick up, but
it, it, it's the arc, the arc that happens like right after

(01:06:11):
the arc that I ended on is like the first like big like earth
shaking arc, like the big arc where like it feels more
important than just the characters, you know, they're
like doing stuff that affects everybody else, you know, in the
world. And, and yeah, so it's cool and

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you get used to the weird laughs.
I think it's funny. So like, even like most voice
actors will like not do some of the weird shit that the Japanese
version will do, but they do thelaughs from One Piece, the
original laughs and it's crazy. There's AI.

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Think I'd just get pissed off byit eventually.
You'd think that, but you can't.There are some of them that you
do get really annoyed with, but then there's others where
there's this character that laughs in a weird way and that
laugh, he there's this other character, it's in a flashback.
There's this other character, one of the main characters has a

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really sad story and she's like a sad child.
And she comes upon this giant and this giant has that weird
laugh. And the giant like says try
laughing like this. And oh, hold on.
Hello. So there is there's so he like

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says try laughing like this. And then something happens and
she's like on a boat, you know, escaping catastrophe and she's
like scared and sad. And then she starts laughing
like that. And like as she's crying and it
like cheers her up and you're like, oh, that's endearing.
Yeah, that's the word I was looking for.
But yeah, this is like some of the laughs that you'll that

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happen. And my cousin who's a huge One
Piece fan, he's the reason that I originally started watching
it, he showed me this video and it was like such a turn off.
A is. Free and as you progress through

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the series, the last Get crazy wounded singer singer.
C is for. D is for.

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E is for. F is for.
G is for. H is for.
I is for. J is for.

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K is for. L is for.
M is for. N is for, O is for.

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S is for, is for, W is for. So those are all the Japanese
versions and the American versions do it in like a

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different like it's in Japan that sounds.
I mean, as a guy who doesn't speak Japanese or hear it all
the time, that just if I heard that in context with everything
else, I'd go, oh, that's just guys overacting.
But when you hear it coming froma guy who's been speaking
English the entire time, it's soweird.

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But it's it it becomes like a thing that you just kind of
like, oh, that's that's just a funny thing that keeps
happening. So yeah, I know it's an
immediate turn off. Yeah.
But yeah, it's just like, I don't know what it, I, I, I

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don't know what it is about it that I like so much.
There is the Naruto thing where you just want to fucking see him
win 'cause he just as he just wants to win so hard.
And he isn't like Deku, where he's like asking you to want him
to win. He's like, no, I'm going to win.
And you're you're watching it happen.

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And Luffy is kind of like that, but he also doesn't talk about
it all that much. Like he mentions I'm going to be
king of the pirates less and less throughout the thing.
It's a huge catch phrase at the beginning.
Kind of like believe it from Naruto.
Still hate that, yeah. But then it slowly tapers off.
It may pick back up later because it's like a plot point.

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Probably later, but after the atthe end of each episode, which I
usually skip this part, which isthe preview for the next
episode, he does say I'm Luffy and I'm going to be king of the
pirates. But that's like the only time
you hear it for like. So if you skip that, you don't
hear it for a long time. And so really the only context

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you get for him just being the guy that just wants it so much
is the fact that he's doing it and he's doing it so hard and it
it's just really cool to watch. And he's also it's really cool
because he's an unserious dope most of the time, but then you

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fuck with his friends and he's just like, oh, all bets are off.
And it's not in a cheesy way either.
He just like it'll be like record scratch.
Hey, motherfucker, this isn't funny.
I'm going to kill you now. It's not like Naruto where he's
just angry all the time. It's he's, he's just a dope and

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he's stupid, but he will kick your ass if you're mean to
anyone he likes or anyone he thinks doesn't deserve what
you're doing to them. It's so fucking good and he
keeps forgetting. It's funny when you find out
that it's only been a few monthsbecause to me, I'm watching a
show that's taken place over 20 years so far.

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But he meets a guy and then likea week later sees him again and
has completely fucking forgottenwho this guy is.
And that happens more than once.And he goes, oh, yeah.
And then flashes back because originally when you're watching
this, you're watching this, and you haven't seen that guy in 20
years. Oh.
Yeah. So they had like, build that

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into the Jesus Christ. And it's kind of funny.
It doesn't happen a whole lot, but that is a funny trope that
keeps happening. But he.
Yeah. And like Sanji is the Nosebleed
horny guy. He's the chef, yeah.
And that comes up less and less and then just becomes endearing.

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But and then Zorro is just the coolest.
He's Sasuke without all the shitty parts.
He's. Just the coolest guy and his
trope is he has absolutely no sense of direction and he will.
And it gets like kind of ridiculous where they'll be.
The group will be like, all right, we got to go this way.

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And they all start going that way.
And he just goes the other direction and they're like, hey,
we're going this way. But his whole thing is he just
keeps getting lost. But he's so fucking cool and he
just wants to be the greatest swordsman.
And he is already, and he uses 3swords.

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This is a cool part. So this is Vegeta's voice actor
for Zorro? Yeah, I believe so.
It's Almight's voice actor. Yeah, I think that is No, no,
it's one of the two, but maybe he I'll.
Look it up later, yeah. He he uses 3 sword style, so

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it's one Cortana in each hand and then one in his mouth.
And what's cool is the voice actor put something in his mouth
so it sounds like something is in his mouth when he's talking
and he has a sword in his mouth.And that's a good attention to
detail that you wouldn't expect in just an anime, that they have
every right to just not try anymore 'cause people are just

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watching it for 20 years, but they still do it and it's just
cool it. Is him.
It is Chris Sabot. That's.
Yeah, that's what I thought. Yeah, he's my favorite.
Yeah. He's my fucking favorite.
If you do watch One Piece, you'll fall in love with Zorro.

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He's cool as hell and he just keeps getting cooler.
The one character you won't likeis the guy with the long nose.
Yeah, he so far has not gotten that cool.
Nothing redeeming has happened yet.
I. Mean some stuff has and like
he's had like an emotional arc where you feel bad for him and

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then want him to like, you know,not feel sad, but it's still
really hard to like him afterwards.
Most of the time I he might get better after the time skip, but
so far I'm just not in love withhim.
I he I don't, he doesn't bother me, but he's just like, he

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doesn't really do anything for me.
Yeah yeah, he's not good Comic Relief to me at all.
But yeah, so fucking good. I love one piece.
Have you watched any of Black Clover yet?
I watched up to where they're inlike the water city, Yeah.

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That's a good spot to probably stop.
Does it not get better? I thought it gets crazy.
It does get crazy, but it's likeweird.
It's weird because like he I guess he like throws his fucking
sword now to fly to travel places and surfs on it or.

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Really something. Like and they like made him
super bulky, which he was already like ridiculously
strong. So there's like no need to like
change the character design and make him bulky and annoying.
Hmm, so he got like super, he was always annoying, but then he
got like more annoying at that spot.
That's. The the guy the the leader of

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the Black Bulls is also Yeah, Chris, Yeah.
Which every time that he's on screen is fucking awesome yeah
he's either taking a shit or like tanking severe hits and
like actually putting a dent andstuff that's way out of his
class The. Marilyn Manson character is
hilarious. He is, yes, and.
Then the guy who's in love with his sister bothers me.

(01:17:43):
Yep, it should. No, me and my wife were watching
that show and then Funimation died as a streaming service.
Yeah. And so we lost, like where we
were and we were like 150 episodes in or something.
Like too far into, like deep. Yeah.
We were deep enough in that we just never went.
We haven't gone back to it. We want, I want to.
We keep bringing it up and then never doing it.

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But we haven't really sat and watched a whole lot since we
moved out of the house. Yeah.
There's some things that are kind of like straying away from
the core aspects that drew me tothe show there.
Isn't a plot thread to follow inthat show, and that's what I
don't like about it. Yeah, I mean, the ultimate goal
of the characters is to become like the the.

(01:18:26):
Wizard came, yeah, but like. And.
So a good anime will introduce something that you have to like,
wait to figure out, you know? Yeah, And it gives you something
where you think it's going to bethat, but then it tells you, no,
it's not that. And it's how he got how he gets

(01:18:47):
his magic. It tells you basically, we just
don't know. And then they don't talk about
it for a long time. I know that it's like an actual
thing that comes up later. Yeah, they they, but it's like
anti magic or whatever. But it just like they just stop,
think it just never it it. And now I'm like, OK, that it

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gives you the feeling of like, where is this going?
Anywhere, you know? Yeah.
And they start to like, reveal that the mystery behind, like,
where they came from. That's like the biggest thing
that's dragging the story along right now.
Yeah. So and.
That's how that's why I promisedNeverland Sucks is because they

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give you all the information forthe mystery right at the
beginning of the second season. Have you seen that show?
No, it's a show where these kidsare in an orphanage and then at
the end of the first episode, 1 of the kids like gets adopted
and they sneak out to like to his friends sneak out to like

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see him off because like if theylive on this compound with like
big walls around it and like, that's all they know.
It's like they're they were bornand they just have lived in this
orphanage style place. And then their friend gets
adopted. And so they go to like see him
up, but they have to sneak because they're not allowed
there. And they open up the carriage to

(01:20:19):
let him out and monsters grab him and eat him.
And that was him getting adoptedwas they're actually just food.
Yeah. And.
And then the rest of the first season is them trying to, like,
escape the orphanage, Yeah. At least there's a goal there.
Yeah, but. Then the second season they've
escaped. They end the first season like

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right when they like get over the wall basically, and they're
running. And the second season, like the
first episode, it explains almost the entire universe and
there's like no mystery anymore.And so the whole show just kind
of is. I stopped watching so.
Isn't I just survival at that point?
Like surviving out there where all the I don't.
Remember exactly what it is. But no, there's like a whole

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monster society and different factions and stuff and I just
like, it's boring. And it was also coming out
whilst Attack on Titan Season 4 was coming out, so it's like I
got better stuff to do right now.
Did you finish Guerin Lagan I? Didn't I need to go back to
that? That was some of the greatest
animation I've ever seen. I it's, it's a different, it's a

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different style of animation than.
I never expected to like either.OK, I could see that I.
Find it so intriguing though. Two reasons you keep on watching
are boobs. Yeah, there is that.
I need to go back to it, but like man, I did not expect him.

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How far did you get has? Anybody died yet?
Yeah, OK. I did not expect that to happen.
That happened. A lot sooner than I.
Anticipated. Yeah.
I was like, what's gonna? What the fuck?
He's like the guy. Yeah.
I don't really care about the other guy.

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Yeah, well, he's the best you got so.
Yeah, that was crazy. Yeah, and now like he's the the
chief, Yeah, yeah, he's the chief in there in his futuristic
society. And yeah, the purge was on
purpose. And yeah, find out why and
that's why I'm at and I stopped I've.

(01:22:30):
Gotten to like right after that guy dies and I haven't really
gone back to it. Yeah, OK.
But I've seen some stuff about it.
Another one that I watched was, I can't remember what it's
called, but it's these kids thatgo on.
They live on like a planet that's like it's an

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interplanetary society and like very futuristic and everything.
And for their school trip, it's just a camping trip where the
school sends like a group of them with no adults and they're
like middle schoolers to a different planet to like camp
for a week and then come back. And they get there and this
black hole shows up and sucks them all out into space.

(01:23:17):
Fuck. And they, where they come out on
the other side of the black hole, there is a like an
abandoned spaceship. And so they work together to get
to that 'cause they're wearing space suits when they get 'cause
it's like right when they land on the planet.
And so they get on that spaceship and then they're
working to come back. And they, in order to do that,
they have to like, go to the nearest planet, wait to like,

(01:23:40):
fuel up or whatever, I can't remember, and then go to the
next planet and then so on and so forth to like, gather
resources so they can survive togo to the next one 'cause it's
really far away from where they were, where they're.
Yeah, it's got. Wormhole across it.
But the twist is crazy 'cause you're like trying to fit it.
It tells you pretty quick something mischievous is

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happening. The black holes just don't like
show up on a planet and follow guys around to suck them into
space And and it like so like you immediately know there's
like a mystery that you're trying to solve while you're
watching it and then it the twist is crazy and then it and
it's just a one season thing. It's like 12 episodes.

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It was really good. I like I like those short ones
that are like erased erases. Fucking one of the greatest
pieces of cinematography cinema history.
Yeah, that one was pretty fucking dope.
If listener, I'm not going to give you details on it until
probably 3 episodes from now. Yeah, go watch it.

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It's super quick and it's super satisfying.
Really good mystery. You following along?
It's easy to follow along with what's happening.
Like they don't keep it so obscure that you're like what?
Yeah. Yeah, that one's great.
I've always been chasing that high of a race.
Yeah, I think it's going. To be a minute before you get
something like that, yeah. A cool.
Minute. Yeah, 'cause I like a quick

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mystery like that, especially inanime, and it just sucks because
most of the ones that have thoseare weird hair.
I'm anime like the Eminence and Shadow.
He is a guy who knows he's in anIsakai.

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Like, you start off and you quickly realize that the main
character knows that when he died, he'll come back, but he'll
come back in a different world. Yeah, he's trying to, like, it's
been a minute since I've seen it.
But like, his intentions are he's trying to like, progress
and he like or whatever. And he's in like regular world

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and he's like fighting guys witha crowbar.
They kill him and he wakes up inlike a fantasy world and he has
to. He's like his goal is he's going
to be the main villain of this world and he is already like
when he wakes up, he's already. An.

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Adult the leader of this not an adult, he's a teenager.
He's like, already the leader ofa a secret Society of bad guys,
but all the bad guys other than him are just hot teenage women
who work for him, and he is justthe bad guy of the universe.
I quit watching 'cause I was like, this isn't going anywhere.

(01:26:44):
But yeah, I like an isikai. I think that's an interesting
thing that just became a genre. Yeah.
And I like what they're doing with it, where all of the new
titles are like really long fucking titles like.
Like pop punk from the early 2000s.
Like. Titles.
I died and was reborn as a level100 slime in a medieval

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universe. This is what happens the anime.
Yeah, have you seen Uncle from Another World?
No, but I heard of it. That one's fucking hilarious.
I've heard it's pretty good. And it's like, not outright sad,
but like, the ending's like sad,yeah, but it's like not sad at

(01:27:32):
the same time, if that makes sense.
He's like, oh fuck, dude. Oh fuck.
I don't want to run it 'cause it's, it's short too.
It's super worth watching. Like if you need a a brief
palate cleanser that might be a good one to jump off onto and
then go back into one piece. I can't jump off of one piece.

(01:27:52):
I have decided that if I jump off, I'll I it's gonna be a
while before I yeah, 'cause I dothat.
No, no, I understand. Even stuff you like sometimes,
like if it hits you at the wrongtime, like if work's crazy and I
literally have stuff going on outside of work, I will stop
something. Yeah, by force.
And then I'll like, come back, like, what do I want to watch?

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And then I'll find something else, sort of like catch my
interest and then I'll just veeroff.
And so, like, I'm like, 'cause Iwas trying to power through
house, but then something else caught me, Yeah.
And I quit watching. It's on like one of the last
seasons. That's a very reasonable risk
assessment that you put out. So, yeah, yeah.
So, and with it being such a long show, I'm can't afford it.

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I'm trying to take it as seriously as possible.
And it's not that, like like yousaid, it's something that you
could be super interested in. And it just, just, one wrong
move just makes you never look at it again.
Yeah. And so I'm, I'm, I'm and I'm
doing pretty good. I'm not paying attention to
anything. And it's nice that because I
don't care about politics, or atleast I keep telling myself

(01:28:58):
that. And so I haven't been paying
attention to that as much. It's a.
Healthy escape, yeah. Yeah, it's good watching.
Anime. Yeah, do it.
It's interesting. And there is a point where
you're like, too old to be able to watch it.
No, unfortunately. No there's not.
My grandma watches Vinland Saga and she fucking liked it.

(01:29:22):
Okay she liked Attack on Titan so I mean I think she'd like
anything I make her watch exactly just because I'm
participating in it. But she watched Finland saga by
herself after we started like 1 episode Nice she like continued
watching it. She just wanted to have
something that she could relate to her grandson.
Yeah. I'm just afraid she's going to
accidentally like turn on 7 deadly sins or something.

(01:29:44):
Yeah, it's just born. Yeah.
Or does that have boobs in it? Or is it just like?
It's almost suggesting. Yeah, it's suggesting boobs the
entire time, Fairy. Tale doesn't have boobs either,
does it? I hadn't watched it it.
Should. I hadn't watched it.
That's one that, like, really wanted to be part of the Big
Three and just never became cool.

(01:30:08):
Oh, and that's the next thing I'm going to watch is Bleach, if
I can power through. Yeah, if you can get.
Through One Piece, then you can get through.
Bleach. Because the beginning of bleach
is so awful. It's rough.
It's. Really rough and like there's
weird like Japanese people don'tknow what like soulful jazz is
and so their attempts at it always feel awesome.

(01:30:29):
No, like it's like the soulful lady singing and like weird
break beat drums in the background.
Oh. Yeah.
Of like season 1 and two, yeah, that is off putting for me.
What turns me off is the dad. I can't stand that fucking
character. They'll fix that.
I want him to die. No, they'll fix that for you.
But I really. Want to watch thousand year
blood war so I have to watch theshow and.

(01:30:50):
They're like telling you pretty early on, like things are going
to get really cool. And they do, Yeah.
And they have this interesting score, this kind of like Haunted
Mansion. It's like glitchy ghost haunted.
That stuff sounds cool. So like, someone in there is
being intentional with their sound design.
Yeah. But then they're also

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intentionally adding Japanese jazz.
Yeah. Which is not an appropriate
thing to put on that genre of show.
I get it. They're trying to stand out and
be different in a sea of everyone making the same show.
I get that. Do something else.
Quit putting that in there. If someone were to make an edit

(01:31:32):
that just got rid of that music,it'd make it so much more
palatable to get people into theshow.
Oh, but what I would say is if you want to watch One Piece at
all, wait till the One Piece comes out, which is the remake,
not the live action. It'll be an animated remake, and
it's going to be by wit, the people that made a Full Metal

(01:31:53):
Alchemist Brotherhood. Yeah, they're doing a truncated
version of. It's still gonna be like 600
episodes, but I actually, I think it'll be less than that.
But they have they, they have the structure published already.
Yeah. I, I'll feel better about
approaching it at that point in time.
Yeah, right now I'm not touchingit especially.

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Since the animation is going to be like it's polished modern
right from the start which wouldwhich would be really cool.
Would you be willing to rewatch after you get through the entire
show when that comes out? Yeah.
I will be watching it. Yeah.
OK, yeah, at that point, yeah, Iwill 'cause I want there's some
stuff in there that I want to see redone in modern animation.

(01:32:37):
That would be really cool. Nice.
So yeah. How's.
Your old man doing. He's good, he's still doing
oxygen when he's asleep, but other than that he's just
fucking tired. He.
Probably should just be doing C pap anyway, I feel like he's.
Always. He's been on C pap for a while.
OK, but. Now they just supplement it with
yeah. He's on oxygen as well, because.

(01:33:02):
He you think your mom farts intothe inlet when he's asleep?
I would. I would.
I definitely would. Accidentally shits has to turn
it off Yeah he has a nightmare while she's trying to panic
clean it his. O2 generator is funny because it
breathes it. Was like a pump, like a
diaphragm, yeah. And it sits in the living or the
dining room, which used to be the living room.

(01:33:23):
And it's like, it sounds like there's a bird in the house.
Yeah. It's Russell panicking.
Yeah. What was that?
Yeah. Well, when I first walked in, I
was like, what the fuck was that?
But yeah, he's he's doing better.
Good, my girl, I tell you my grandpa fell down the stairs.

(01:33:46):
You did painting? Yeah.
On a ladder? Yeah.
On stairs? Yep.
He's funny. We were trying to get in the
pool. He's not like a fragile old guy.
He's gotten more fragile, but hestill moves around very well.
And he, we were all getting in the pool yesterday because they

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were on their way back to Wisconsin from New Mexico.
And they stopped at my parents house for the night.
And my grandma can't swim and she's kind of scared of being in
the pool. So she just sits on, you know, a
floatie. Yeah.
And we're trying to like, help my grandpa get onto a floatie.

(01:34:30):
He completely fucking flipped over.
Shit. And I was like trying not to
laugh because I know he didn't think it was funny, but yeah.
That's good. I'm glad we.
They have my uncle with them most of the time so.

(01:34:50):
He the uncle that let him fall. Yes, the uncle that was on the
floor while he was on a 8 foot ladder, Yeah, that uncle on.
Stairs, yeah. The uncle that I take after
mostly in my personality. Oof.
Yeah, all. Right, we're gonna tear these

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boards apart. Love you guys.
Bye.