132: Brotherhood of the Traveling Nut

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(00:00):
You are now entering the prism. Oh.
Yeah, get it. We're back.
Welcome back to the next episodeof True Prison Podcast.

(00:21):
Got Ben and Keith in the sea. I brought props.
Followed by Russell, who is alsomay or may not be running
security this evening. Yes.
I love that I was dropping my wife off before I came here to
go see one of her friends and she's like, are you guys being

(00:43):
OK? He's like, we're going to be
fine. But I may have to bail Russell
out of jail. There will be no jail.
What do you mean you don't get to just leave me?
That's the thing you signed up for.
I'll kill for you, but it'll also be me.
Too big a price to pay? And this.

(01:07):
Is that a diaper? Did you bring dog?
Did you get me a bussy? Oh my fucking God, you got me a
snapback. Fucking bussy's hat.
I'm putting the shit on right now.
I'm fucking stoked. I got something for your wife as

(01:28):
well. Payback.
Oh my God dude, you didn't have to get a shit from your trip
man. It was your vacation.
You requested. Don't fucking lie, OK?
You requested. That should you in the event
that you went and passed by a boosie's to get me a boosie's

(01:51):
hat. Yeah, and so we made our way to
Texas to do that. We went to Amarillo on the way
back so we could stop at Bucky'sand conveniently have a place to
stay instead of driving all the way home.
There was a Bucky's in Colorado,but it's like close to Denver,
so we weren't going to be there.It's.
Fucking sick, she'll love it. I I figured that's a good

(02:13):
payback for the giant gaudy key chain that you got me from.
Ken. Ken.
She will love it. Yeah, I fucking love this.
It was. The snapback was already snapped
to the exact fucking size of my fathead.
You're God damn right it was perfect.
I know how big that head is. So fucking perfect.

(02:35):
This is fucking sick. Why are OK our levels are set to
the exact same thing. Why are you?
Different mics. But not that different.
Yeah, yeah, it's a variable. It's like the sensitivity of the
diaphragm and. OK, well I hate what's happening

(02:56):
right now. It's fine.
It's fine. We are in a place of business.
Yes. And I feel that I am getting
fucked. Why?
Because I have to work with this, the next time we have a
client, we have no idea what's going on.
Where is the bag that has cows on it?

(03:19):
Oh, it's over here. Set it here.
We also have snacks I forgot about until my hand hit it.
There are some trap beers in there so be careful.
There are some real ones. All right.
Just be be cautious on which oneyou grab.

(03:40):
I want to destroy your streak. I'll feel like a real piece of
shit. We also got some full strength
doctor Peppers if you want to get DP D.
Yeah. Oh, man.
I saw you up until the day collectively over the last two

(04:02):
weeks for 30 seconds. Yes, it's pretty cool.
It was nice. Yeah, well, it's nice 'cause
like, you know what you're doing.
Like I, you don't require that much input from me.
It's just like weird nickel and dime things that pop up.
I was like, hey, can you help? And you're like, I already took

(04:23):
care of it, actually. And I was like, all right,
fucking awesome. Yeah, weird nipple and dime
things. It's pretty fucking great.
It's proof that you don't have to have meetings constantly to
get business done. That's not what my track time
say because anytime I am not doing trackable work that and

(04:45):
it's you and me in the office discussing something it says on
my track time went to meeting. So the entire time I spent
giving my managers money, which felt weird, and then talking to
you about something that was allwent to meeting because I'm not
going to describe repaying the business that pays me the money

(05:08):
I owe them for them paying me togo to jury duty.
And I'm giving this. Yeah, yeah.
Because the way they do jail is also doing a job for them.
Well, because the way they do itis they I don't want them to
think that like I'm getting fucked over by the clown car
plant. We, they pay me a full 8 hours

(05:30):
for the day that I take off to go to jury duty.
And then, you know, jury duty pays you a day rate and it's
nothing basically. So all you do is you just give
them your day rate back to the clown car factory and you get
the full 8 hours of pay. And so it's it's.
Kind of weird how we have part of doing your civic duty, the
government actually pays you what's appropriate for doing

(05:52):
government work, but then the politicians who get to decide
their own paychecks get well over that.
Are you saying that my time spent deciding whether a person
should be alive anymore? Is your civic duty.
Is only worth like $7.50 an hour.
Yes, and that's what Congress should also be paid.

(06:15):
That yeah, but the regular guys who weren't elected to be there
being pulled away from their life to decide on somebody
else's life should be paid more than $7.50 an hour.
Especially if you're going to take away their phone, take away

(06:38):
their ability to watch TV, and put them in a shitty hotel for a
week with a bunch of strangers, which happens.
It was just so. Funny and all they do extra is
feed you. You don't participate in voting
in the first place, so for you to stay on the voter roll.
I have. Once, probably ever.

(06:58):
And then for you to stay on the freaking voter roll to
potentially also get inconvenienced by being forced
to go sit in a courtroom is wildto me.
Yeah, I think you're just a little nosy little boy and you
like to know the goings. You don't.
You can't take yourself off of the jury duty roll.
Once you're on there, you're on there.

(07:20):
I don't even think it. I don't.
I don't know if you can remove yourself from voter rolls
without dying, but even if you can't, I don't think it takes
you off a dirty dude. Jerk.
Jerky duty. Yeah.
Of jerky duty. Dude, so many train accidents
I'm only at liberty to discuss one.

(07:42):
Wait, what? What was the other one?
The one that didn't happen, thatwas not in California.
That wasn't a train. That was a train.
In California. Oh sorry semi accidents.
Oh bleep, everything I just. Said, Are you saying that?

(08:04):
Are you implying that the clown car factory drives its clown
cars to the places we sell clowncars to?
Because that would be ridiculous.
Russell, I am not at liberty to discuss these matters.
OK, well I can say that a clown car trailer was hit by a train.
I can say that how? Often does that actually.

(08:28):
Like we know it happens, it has to happen 'cause that there's no
way this is an isolated incident.
How often do that's going to narrow everything down to our
plant? OK, hold on, let me look this
up. No, 'cause it's not on the news.
It wasn't even on Facebook. Yeah, it's because our boss, the
big clown, has so much. Money owns owns the railroad.

(08:49):
Probably. Probably actually our clown
tycoon Carnegie, OH. Fuck yeah, look at this hat.
Oh boy. Well.
I have a ponytail on SO. Dude, it looks, it looks like a

(09:11):
camp counselor hat it's. Fucking sick.
Yeah, it's really fucking sick. It's nice.
It just got that vented bag. It's like when you flip it
around when your fucking forehead's all sweaty, you get
nice cross breeze going. I will not be wearing that to
work till next till at least next summer.
Yeah, I try to keep it as clean as possible.
Because it's the only nice hat Ihave right now.

(09:32):
Everything else is trashed. Yeah, we're how poor at the
moment. I have like probably 40 hats,
yeah, probably have like. I have a 2.
Or three I can wear to work. Yeah man, crazy fucking week.
Did you know I was a software engineer?

(09:52):
So. I did.
I was just recently afforded hima software engineer.
It's pretty cool. Yeah, he engineers the software
of music. Not like music software.
It's it's this concept that if music was a software, here's an
he's an engineer of that becausethat's the only thing that makes
sense in my head. I prefer to be called an audio

(10:15):
man, Sir, but no one ever takes me seriously when I say that,
and rightfully so. He's a sound wizard.
He makes guitars make weird squeal sounds or growl like
they're taking a shit, which high praise, high praise.

(10:39):
I just explained both of my jobsas I have a computer.
That's about it. He's a pornographer.
I have been called. I have been accused of
witchcraft at the clown car plant.
Black magic? No, it was by a black person,

(11:02):
specifically witchcraft. Yeah, she was mad at me
actually. I think she said sorcery, which
is like crazy for a black personto say.
That's a white guy word I feel like.
What is this sorcery? But no, she was like, not
necessarily being serious that she thought I was actually doing

(11:24):
magic, but she was pissed and myhow should I describe this man?
Neighbor. Yeah, Mr. Rogers, if you will.
My neighbor Marquez. Mr. Aurelius.

(11:48):
Yeah, he informed me that after I had just monitored a piece of
equipment with my computer. Yeah, your data logging duties.
I all I did was go, oh, it's there, OK.
And then I left. She told him that after that

(12:10):
happened, her thing stopped working the way it was supposed
to. And she said that all she knew
that would I was doing some sorcery on the computer and then
it stopped working. And she told my neighbor that.
And he was very pleased to tell me and is pleased to remind me
of it all the time. As well as this.
He keeps bringing up this reallymean thing I said about somebody

(12:34):
one time and I'm like, buddy, you got to stop.
Somebody's going to hear you. It was not that funny when I
said it. I think it's the absurdity of
you saying it at all. He just needs like, remind.
He's keeping you humble. Yeah.
He's keeping me on my toes, looking over my shoulder is what

(12:57):
he's doing. That's good.
Never get too comfortable. I'm uncomfortable already.
That's true. That's true.
Oh, man, but it's been a yeah, Igot like a toothache.
Did I actually, like tell you all this stuff?

(13:18):
We. Never got the resolution before.
Like you said, you went to the. So.
And they had to like cut part ofyour teeth out, but they have to
send that. Yeah, I gotta go to a surgeon.
I which I don't think that you can even schedule it before you
like run through your antibiotics.
I think that has to be done. For well I already scheduled it
it's on the 4th but my antibiotics will be done by

(13:40):
Monday I think. OK I think Monday is my last
day. I did the math but I don't
remember what but. Anyway, the you sound better
like you couldn't talk. Yeah, I was fucked.
You like you, you showed up to work and I was mad at you for
showing up to work 'cause I justsaw your face.

(14:02):
Like you had visible swelling onyour fucking face, Yeah.
And I was like, go the fuck home, dude.
Yeah, well, I had told, call herRachel, that I wasn't feeling
well the day before. I couldn't like form sentences.

(14:26):
So it was the day that you were you had asked me to clean my
area. Yes.
And maybe it was the day after, I can't remember, but I was
still working on it at some point or doing something.
I was painting something I can'tremember, but I like would get
up and I would go to the thing that I was wanting to paint and
then I just like forget what I was doing or like not

(14:48):
necessarily forget. Like I knew I what I was doing
but I couldn't get myself to do any of it.
It was like the back half of my head just wasn't working and I
was just existing like in front of my body.
Oh man. It was like and.
You went into recovery mode or safe mode on Windows and then.
She comes to do something with me and I was trying to explain

(15:13):
something to her and I couldn't physically get the words to come
out that I the way I described it was.
So I have this thing, for example, I'm very like, I think
I have some type of OCD. The the big holes in my face

(15:33):
would suggest yes, but that one thing that I do is like I forget
to or I my keys stay attached tomy pants at all times.
Yes. So when I change jeans, like if
I'm going to wear a different pair of jeans tomorrow, you just
transfer them. I transfer them over to the new
pair of jeans. When I put these jeans in the

(15:55):
laundry basket, like, right, Because if they go somewhere
else, I will forget them. So if I do this, I take my keys
off and I set them anywhere other than inside my car's
ignition. There's an automatic feeling of
anxiety, Yes, but I know what that anxiety is.

(16:15):
It's oh, I don't have my keys onme, right?
It was that, but I didn't know what it was.
It was like I was forgetting something like the oven was on
or I thought the oven was on, but I never used the oven.
And so I was like freaking out. And then so that that was

(16:36):
Thursday and then Friday I come in and I had started feeling a
little bit better Thursday nightwhen I got home.
So Friday morning I come in and it starts, you know, creeping up
again. So I went and I noticed a like a

(17:03):
small hole in one of my teeth and I just started spiraling
thinking if that's infected maybe.
And I googled it. I'm like, can a tooth infection
cause brain fog? It's like yes.
And I go, I need to go to the dentist right now.
Like I was just so scared because I, I'd never experienced

(17:24):
this specific feeling. I didn't have any fever pains.
I was just in a fog. I could not get my brain to
move. Probably starting to get sepsis
dude. And so I went to the dentist,
and it was your dentist. And he's a gift.
Yeah, he's great. He called me smart.

(17:46):
He called me a good boy. No, he didn't, but it was funny.
I'll I'll explain that in a minute, but he.
He would have offered you a lollipop but saw the condition
of your teeth and felt it was irresponsible.
He's not that kind of dentist, he told me.
I can drink as much soda as I want as long as I'm chugging
him. Yep.

(18:06):
That's what he said. He said that to me because it's
scientifically accurate. I like him.
But anyway, I get there. They do the X-rays, they do the
gun first. You bite down on that thing and
they couldn't get a really good picture of the whole side of my
face and so they put me in that machine where it spins around

(18:27):
your. Head.
Yeah, it made you stand up. But the best thing they do, they
never do this at any other dentist is before everything,
they go and make sure it's covered by my insurance each
time they went go check 1st and they come back and they're like,
it's covered. And then we do it.
I've never had that before. It was so nice.
So they do that and then he goesthat cavity, you have a cavity

(18:55):
that went out, I was pointing out, but he goes, that one's
like fine, you can wait to get it filled.
We could fill it today. Actually, he kind of, I think he
accidentally kind of like forgotabout the cavity because of what
he noticed. He goes, that wisdom tooth is
very infected. See the cloud there?

(19:16):
That's supposed to be tooth. And he goes, I noticed that you
got the wisdom tooth above it removed.
I don't understand why they didn't remove that one because
that was going to get infected no matter what you do because of
the way it grew in. And he goes, you see how the

(19:36):
root is touching this little line down here?
That's a nerve that's right on top of an artery, and I can't
tell if the root is in the artery, but if it is, you're
going to die, he goes. Well.
He goes, I would suggest you getthem all removed, but what you
do have to do is get that one taken out and I can't do it

(19:58):
here. What I can do is give you a lot
of antibiotics and you need to take those yesterday.
Fuck. I was like, OK.
And so so he goes schedule an appointment with the surgeon and

(20:25):
then get that done and then comeback and see us when you're, if
you're still alive, basically. Yeah.
He's like, very worried. Yeah, he genuinely cares about
all of his patients. It's really fucking cool.
He's like, he's like your godfather, like one of your
dad's really close friends that is so cool with your dad that he

(20:49):
will keep secrets from him that you can tell.
Him he kind of felt like that yeah, he but so the whole he
called me smart thing he I can'tremember what I had asked.
I had asked about something I 01of my gums is like higher than
the other other on my top front teeth, and he goes that probably

(21:10):
just grew that way, But that's just you know how it works.
And he he goes. What's nice is he goes and we
can fix that if you want. But if it doesn't bother you, I
wouldn't touch it. I wouldn't touch it.
I go, OK, but like, I guess I kept asking enough of like the

(21:31):
right questions that he goes, Sowhat do you do?
And I'm like, like data analyzing and he goes, you seem
pretty smart. And I'm like, cool, he goes that

(21:52):
you got, he goes, you have an engineer's brain is what he's
saying. And I'm like.
He could tell. He looked at the X-rays.
And I was like, awesome, I have a picture of the X-rays.
Actually, I took it in secret 'cause I don't think I was
supposed to be filming in there,but I had to get a, a a shot so

(22:12):
I could show the guys and you. I'm impressed you had the
wherewithal to do that in the state you were in.
We can tell. We know why I can't breathe you.
Have half of a nose bone, yeah. I have no nasal cavity on.
One side. On one side that was my root
canal and then this is the tooththat is infected.

(22:35):
Whoa. And you look at, you see that
line, that's the artery. Meat.
Yeah, he goes. Oddly enough, these other two
weird looking wisdom teeth on the other side are perfectly
fine 'cause if you look at the roots on that one it completely
dodged the artery and then on the top one dodged the the the

(22:57):
sinus. Why does it do like a swastika
curve on one of those roots? Just built like that.
And so and so he goes, you probably should get them removed
eventually because it might bother you the way they're
pushing on those at some point, but he goes, they're safe.
Are those fillings? That the Yeah, the bright white

(23:18):
is fillings, yeah. Yeah, that's just a new tooth.
Yeah, well, that's a. That's a crown and A and a root
canal. So there is tooth under there,
but it's just a flat surface nub.
Yeah. And then they just put a crown
on top of it. Nice.
That was that one that had the giant hole in it.

(23:42):
Your crown. No, that tooth, it was, I think
we were recording at that point,I was living in the apartment.
That's the one that the state ofCalifornia or the state of
Illinois is reimbursing me for. OK, But the, I can't remember

(24:07):
what I was saying. It had a huge hole in it.
It just like showed up one day and then it just completely
imploded when I was eating chicken.
It's awful. No, yours broke when you were
eating chicken. I was eating pizza.
OK, maybe it's vice versa, I can't remember.
But anyway, yeah, I had that wasthe whole thing and it cost me

(24:32):
an arm and also a leg and a tooth.
And potential legal consequences.
For my tooth, Yeah. Why?
Because the billing issue. No, not legal consequences.
It's just insurance reimbursement.

(24:53):
My insurance ended up paying forit and so they need to send me
the money that I gave them. Well, it's most of what I gave
them because my insurance paid more than what they said they
were going to pay. Fucking.
Crazy. And it's funny because if if I
hadn't paid for it out of pocket, this is this is weird

(25:16):
act of God. Actually, had I not paid for
that out of pocket when I got scammed out of my crypto the
other day, I would have lost more money because I had to sell
crypto to be able to pay for that root canal.
Wild. So I'm getting $500 back.
That $500 was like basically what I sold to be able to pay

(25:42):
for it. So had I not done that, had the
insurance not tried to fuck me, the guy that stole all of my
Bitcoin would have more of my Bitcoin.
Hell yeah. And it would be so much more
money, too, $500 back in 2020 versus now in Bitcoin.

(26:03):
It'd be so much. I'm not going to do the math,
but it'd be so much more money. Yeah.
Oh man. It has worked out.
We'll take that. That's a win.
It's a much needed W for Russell.
Yeah, yeah, the Russ Maxing sagais over.

(26:23):
Now he's Russ mining. Yeah, yeah, I got it, Chew.
But yeah, so why don't you just like substitute your first meal
of the day just like as a big protein shake?
That's what I'm doing. And then?

(26:46):
I don't eat anything else so that'll be fine.
That's right, you don't eat lunch.
Do. You I don't eat lunch and I have
cereal for dinner. If I have dinner, if they don't
make anything, like if I'm hungry, I'll eat it.
I'm eating now because I have toeat.
I take the antibiotics but otherwise I don't eat a whole
lot so it'll be meal replacementskinny for a while and I'm going

(27:11):
to shit like a queen. I'm.
Proud of you. And by queen I mean a gay guy
with a Walla dot asshole. People just rooting around in
there, yeah. It's just going to drop right
out of me. My turrets come out like
soldiers. Single file man, I've been, I've

(27:33):
been going to like the secret nook to take all of my shits
cause I've had access to a clowncar for three weeks.
It's magnificent. It's the fucking best.
And like I've made so much eye contact with the poor lady who's
had to clean up after me every single time I like roped off an
area with caution tape and she like got stuck 'cause she like

(27:57):
didn't know what was going on. No one had communicated that I
needed to like rope off the crime scene.
And she's like, she took out hercell phone and just started
calling someone and I saw her. It's like, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no. You're allowed through your
special services. The special forces are allowed

(28:17):
to come through. That's awesome.
So she came in and then go and went and cleaned up after me,
cleaned up after my personal crime scene and then I went back
in after she was done. That's my favorite is waiting
till they leave and then just shitting on a freshly wiped down
toilet. Yeah, and I know that it was me

(28:40):
because I was the first person to set the toilet seat down.
Like you could tell it was unused.
I went committed sin. Yeah.
And then I got out of it 10 minutes later, after I committed
the sin, she comes through and goes and cleans up my sin, and
then I go back in. Yeah, after she's gone.
It's the reverse confession booth.

(29:02):
Yeah. You sin and then she goes in
after you and absolves it, and then you go sin again and it's.
Like, yeah, Catholicism at its best.
Take that, Catholics. I'm going to priest my pants.

(29:24):
It's pretty fucking cool. I liked it, although I was
sweating constantly. There were a couple times like
the urgency was so severe that Ihad to go to a restroom that
didn't have AC. I've been begging for a sense of
shit urgency for the past week now.
I'm so blocked. You can't have it.
I'm taking my shits and I've also taken your shits.

(29:45):
They're mine and I'm keeping them for as long as I can.
Yeah, it's so satisfying, so fucking nice.
But yeah, I was sweating in thatbathroom and every time I try to
wipe with their like half ply toilet paper, it would just like
roll against my thigh in betweenmy hand and my thigh or my ass

(30:06):
cheek. And like I, I was spooked, like
I almost, you know, touched the laser a couple of times.
The toilet paper would get movedout of the way and just expose
my hand to like near deuce. Terrifying, dude.
Terrifying. It's and I ended up like

(30:27):
throwing soap on a paper towel and just like fucking scrubbing
down and yeah. I've had it where so when you
get fat enough you get to the point where you don't know where
your hand is anymore. Have you had this?
Not yet. That's terrifying.
So like I've gone in and wiped and then as I'm wiping the heel

(30:54):
of my hand will touch, will kissthe top of my crack.
And so I like finish wiping and then I'm using my elbows to like
undo the stall because I'm disgusting.
But I don't want to get my shit at least in place that people
are going to touch. But that would be fucked up so

(31:14):
that I can like it was. It's happened so many times and
it only happens at work. I mean I do take the majority of
my shits at work so that would make sense statistically but
still, that happens too many times.
I keep getting shit in my hand. Like I should, they should give
me the authority to write your job description and I will

(31:34):
ensure that that is in your job description is to take your
shits exclusively on the clock while at work.
That would be awk. I get my my yearly eval is a
like you take you rate all my shits and then it it you you
quantize you what's the? Quantity and quality, yeah.
Judge them. Grade them.

(31:55):
Yeah, and that's my rate. That's that's that's how my
raise is based on the quality ofmy shits.
Yeah, this is good. We should bring it up in the
next meeting. Yeah.
What is that song? I will remember you.
No, that's something else. The song that's like in the.

(32:20):
Press you back. The In Memoriam.
Song full the memory. Who's it by?
I don't know. Fucking Sheryl Crow.
I don't know. I need that.
Is that even a real artist? It is Sarah McLachlan, Sarah

(32:44):
Crowe. So what you said?
Yeah, I don't know if that's even Rachel Crow.
No, it's not Rachel. I was thinking that too, but
it's not Rachel Crow and it's not Sarah Crow.
It's something Crow. Casting Crowns.

(33:06):
I know that she was featured on the Cars 1 themes or the Cars 1
soundtrack and she was the favorite artist of my 4th grade
teacher. Yeah, it's Rascal Flatts.
No, no, it's a highway. That dude.
It's better than the original. It is.

(33:29):
It just is. Rascal Flatts slaps.
I'm not ashamed to say it. I'll say it right now.
Even though it is the gayest, it's pretty good.
I got to hold on. I got to send this message.
I will. Remember you.

(33:50):
We're planning Yeah, Song by Sarah McLachlan.
We're planning King Cobras Memorial service.
He will be missed. He deserve this.

(34:15):
Just like. The way.
The only way that anyone would miss Donald Trump is if they're
shooting at him. This is a stupid.
Liberal joke. This is I made this this
morning. Oh dude, that's who the guy is.
He is just a rough person to look at.

(34:36):
Hey, you're saying that about a hero?
Stand by it. Put this back in.
Actually, I told my wife that I didn't want any alcohol because
I'm going to have to drive and pick her up.

(34:56):
And she knew you were lying. And she packed me two Ipas which
are stronger than a regular beer, which this these ones
aren't like that much stronger. It's like 6.8.
And then she packed me a fuckingflask of J&B whiskey.
Yeah, you're going to be driving.
Duh. She also want me high strong

(35:17):
when I'm driving to be. Irresponsible.
You need to drive relaxed. Have I shown you the Hate Watch
podcast yet? Yes, that show is fucking funny.
How do you find all these? Hey, well.
Are you always like referred by another podcast to these other

(35:41):
ones? That is how it has been a lot of
times. But recently all of the podcasts
that I've been listening to havebeen from clips.
So I found Chrome Boys through other than other than the
Coalition Forces, that's throughthe Discord.
But it's just because they're our brothers in arms.
But. On them, the low T boys.

(36:07):
Me and Mike have made-up. All right.
Sorry. Sorry.
I didn't realize there was a ceasefire.
The highest T boys. I don't know.
Apparently Devin had voted for Hillary in 2016.
So. Whoopsie.
But you. Can live that one down but their

(36:28):
testosterone is so high they actually have a third testicle
apiece most people don't know that that's actually behind the
scenes they rotate it it's. Very high.
It's just not, it's not high enough that they each have a
third one. They all share.
It's like the travelling pants. Yeah, the brotherhood of the
travelling testy. So hey, can you can you rub some

(36:54):
ointment on my pouch hole, the insertion point for my third
nut, It's getting a little infected.
The Brotherhood of the Travelling Testicle.
I like the. Idea that it it requires like
another person to assist you putting in like you have to like
bend over because the slits on the backside of the ball bag.

(37:16):
That dragon skin back there is azipper.
Yeah, exactly. Zip me up, bro.
Dude, could you imagine like going to a bodybuilding
competition? Like I need to borrow the
knight. He's like, no.
I need the knight I'm going on adate with.
Sarah even knew this. I don't know how I'm going to be
able to title this episode. That's the Brotherhood of the

(37:38):
Travelling Testicle, but it needs to be that.
That's exactly what it is. But we are going, it's just
going to get completely we're wedon't.
Nobody listens to this anyway. Who cares if we're shadow band?
Yeah. Man.
Could you imagine like scenarioslike you need a little bump of
tee and you're like, Steven, I know it's your turn, but can I

(38:02):
please get the nut this weekend?I really need the nut.
He's like, you're not taking my nut.
He's like I'm taking your fucking nut turns into a gay.
Porn. Oh man, Jordan.

(38:23):
Not Pavlov. Who's the guy that says that
everything goes back to fucking your mother?
The famous yeah, yeah. Jordan had a, a weird Freudian
thing on their, on their podcastCrumb Boys.
Yesterday is the Patreon episode.
They were talking about what to do with homeless people and

(38:43):
they've decided to like, put them, you know, in a Coliseum.
And then they they started talking.
They brought up rape prison. Like a rave prison or rape
prison. Well, I guess that's both, but.
Just one of them requires the Cosby Pill.

(39:04):
Yeah, but Jordan was doing voices. 1 character was saying
to another character you need togo to the rape prison island and
he slipped. Russell, it's your turn to go to
the Rape Prison Island. Oh no, they caught you.

(39:28):
You're getting. Locked up.
I was like, hey man, what the fuck?
I did my time. Yeah, so podcasts, how I've been
finding them. Chrome Boys is from a YouTube

(39:53):
short, just one YouTube short. I don't even remember which one
it was, but I was like, did thatit.
But what caught me wasn't necessarily what they were
talking about. What made me want to watch the
episode is. The fact that they had this, the
TV's in the background, I think that's what it was at that time.
I can't remember, but like theirentire like aesthetic was just

(40:15):
like exactly what I wanted. It was perfect.
And then I just fell in love with everything that they were
talking about, so. Those Chrome boys are good boys,
yeah. And then high tea Boys came from
the Discord, but Hate watch camefrom Instagram reels.
And I mean, technically, I guessit came from the Discord because

(40:36):
it came from Instagram reels. And it was because one of the
people that I follow and they'refrom the Discord who liked that
reel. And so it showed up in my feed
because we've liked the same things before.
Yeah. And so it showed up in my feed
and I was like, oh, this is funny.
I'll watch that. Nice.
And it's been pretty good, but you guys know.

(40:58):
What they're doing? Yeah, they literally just watch
YouTube videos basically and shit on people.
It's hilarious. I think that's what we wanted to
do at some point. But we're like, we can't.
We can't personally rely on that.
Yeah. It's like stealing all the pussy
at like, high school. Time comes and you have to pay
the toll. And it's weird because one of

(41:19):
your friends is inevitably goingto sleep with that same girl
that you slept with, especially when you start running the field
like that. And then you can't be friends
anymore where you have to fight each other, but you don't want
to fight them because he's kind of strong and you've seen him do
like, weird feats of strength. Speaking of strength, Devin
posted a video of he's, I guess for this is what I wanted for

(41:44):
accountability purposes. He posted workout videos and
he's got the fucking giant, like, Thor's hammer thing that
you like, spin around. You know what I'm talking about.
It's like a black rod with a weight on the end of it.
Yeah. And like doing.
I don't know. What's that called?
Calisthenics. No, no, it was cool.

(42:11):
Clown, Devon. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Doctor peanut butter. OK.
From high T boys. OK, Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I want one of those.But I they also I've saw a video
of somebody doing that with a giant Buster sword.
Yeah, I heard that tears up yourshoulders.

(42:32):
I don't need those. I want mine fucking tough
looking right now. I have bitch shoulders.
Yeah, you need. To work on it tears up.
That sounds like shredded to me.That's just another word for
fucking yolked. You know I'm here for it now.
I can't wipe. You hear that clicking?

(42:53):
That's muscle, baby. That's what growth sounds like.
So you don't have the right growth mindset.
Oh. Man.
Ben, that's really weak talk of you.
You'd really get it if you had the third nut.
Yeah, dude, can you inject testosterone into your into your

(43:16):
ball sack? I mean, I know it's I could
inject. Anything into anything.
But like, would it work? Growing up, my friend told me
that bodybuilders inject shark. Semen into their legs.

(43:37):
Shark something into their nut sack and I think it was shark
testosterone, but that doesn't make sense because all
testosterone is just, I mean, mypull out my testosterone from my
body and give it to a shark. That's shark testosterone.
So I don't think that's what it was.

(43:58):
Now that I'm thinking about it. I think he made it up.
No way. Look, it's been a while since I
thought about that, and now thatI'm remembering it, I think it
sounds not real, actually. Dude, it's like that shitty
feeling, like when you're excited to tell someone a story

(44:18):
and like a third of the way through the store you realize
that it's stupid. You want to quit talking?
Yeah. Like oh fuck I'm an idiot this
is dumb I should not have brought this up.
Like pretty much every time I talk to Joseph at work.
Yes, 'cause he just. You nailed him with 1 today and
I was like dude. What did I hit him with?

(44:40):
Stop. I think it was the train.
Shrinkage. Well, he walked into that.
That's on him. He unzipped for that one.
You know what I mean by shrinkage.
He showed you the shrinkage. I was like, I know what
shrinkage means, but I don't know if you know what shrinkage.
Means I know a version of Shriekage.
Oh yeah, yeah, the train one. Yeah, I just like started

(45:02):
talking about the train thing and he just blew me off after
like a 15 minute cheerful conversation.
He just or no, it wasn't the train, it was the semi, the semi
truck driver in California. I don't know what I said wrong.
It was a interesting thing, but he just decided at that point
the conversation was over and heneeded to do something.

(45:26):
And so he just blew every word off.
And he does that at the end of aconversation.
He will have a perfect conversation with you.
And then when he decides it's over, he doesn't say, I got to
go get this done. So I might, I'm going to have
to, you know, take off. He just disrespects you.
But by going, oh, yeah, it's pretty cool.

(45:49):
Bye. Just whatever.
He just, he just loses interest in whatever you're saying.
He's better at it than I am, butI'm being a Dick on purpose.
When I do it, I'll just say OK. Yeah, yeah.
Cool where he like. But yeah, no, he's kind of more
of a Dick because he shuts you down.
At least you like yours is like a full stop.

(46:12):
His is like a slow burnout as he's pushing you out of his
house. Like it's it's so disrespectful
the way he does it. He like gaslights you into
thinking that like you're boringand you're.
Yeah, yeah. Or that you said something
offensive. Nothing I said was offensive.
He said a granny blew up and there took her kids with her at

(46:33):
65 miles an hour. It's pretty fucking cool,
actually. Yeah, it's an interesting story
to be mad with me about. Not mad at me.
I didn't kill the grandmother and her grandchildren.
In fairness, she did start. It was an Indian guy.
You thought you said he was Canadian.
No, he. Came over the border illegally

(46:55):
from Canada. See, that's part of the issue.
And then you started saying, I don't know if he was from
California or going to Florida or vice versa.
You start like you started getting lost in your story.
And so he's like, I feel like you need a moment to prepare
this before you report it to me.But that's how I speak.

(47:16):
He's not. He's just decided he's not going
to participate. No, no, yeah.
Because I know that that's that's perfectly acceptable
because I just told a joke by giving you the punchline and
then remembering how the joke goes.
And everybody laughed. Yes, that was right before we
started recording. So I know that I'm not doing
anything wrong. I'm perfect here.

(47:37):
Russell is flawless as always. I am like the Pope.
I am infallible. The great Pope.
Yeah. It's weird.
Yeah, well, Joey boy's been busywith my, with my work that I've
been assigning him. It feels really fucking weird to

(47:57):
delegate shit up. Yeah.
And then, like, he'll stop. Like he will try to be courteous
because he knows they have a lotgoing on right now.
And like, try to remind me that we're people working together,
that it's not just positions dictating to other positions.
So he, like, stopped me to talk to me about stuff.
And then I will bring up stuff that does require his attention.

(48:17):
Yeah, when I see him. So he always gets more work from
every fucking time. Did you?
And so he, I think he was running out of bandwidth and was
scared that I was going to lay another turd on.
Him I delegate stuff up to all the time, damn it.

(48:37):
Uh oh, Marker. I'm.
Trying. You have a button where on your
it's. Not working right now.
I have to mess with it. You.
But you have a broken deck. Yeah, you're not even 30 yet.
Yeah, I delegate stuff up to himall the time because when I got
back, I was, I did not take intoconsideration when I left this

(49:08):
auction that you were having to deal with while I was gone.
And so when I got back and I found out that you were somewhat
absent from our trainee when shewas needing you, I was like, I
told her you would be there because like, there was some
stuff she's like, I didn't know what to do.

(49:29):
And he, he was so busy, I couldn't do anything because I
got back and you guys had moved some clown cars around and none
of that stuff got updated because you had told her how to
do it and then left or you had told her to do it and then left
and she didn't know how to. And it was like that Friday or
whatever. So she wasn't able to.
So I had to do it. I think I scare the shit out of

(49:50):
Rachel sometimes. Yeah, yeah.
Did she like, try to make jokes and like, it's not the right
time? And so I just like, we'll look
at her for like, 3 seconds and let's think about that.
That 3 seconds of three genuine seconds, Yeah.
Feels like an eternity when yourjoke doesn't land, Yeah.
Or when it's not the fucking. Time Also here's one thing on

(50:13):
the report last week, not this one last week when we had the
spillover on the chart with a graph and then like.
Yes, the spillover, the thing that was my fault.
I was going to say when I'm on vacation if you notice anything
other then the need for freeze panes, Please wait.

(50:38):
I didn't freeze any panes. No, I'm saying that one I can
deal with. But you had gotten rid of that
blank spot that needs to not be there.
But so we're so close to the endof the year that I'll take it
out then instead of fixing it later or fix and redoing
everything from the rest of the year.

(50:59):
Yeah. And so I got back and I didn't
notice that. And so when you sent me that
correction, I was like, what thefuck?
Where does it that? How did that even happen?
And I looked at it. He was like, damn motherfucker.
He messed with my shit. He touched my poops.
I did touch your poops, but I don't want to touch your poops.

(51:19):
I would prefer that they were just, yeah.
That my poops were perfect I get.
It the right level of stinky forme.
'Cause it's been really difficult to try and 'cause I'm
having her do it and then I'm looking at it and yeah, I don't
know, there's some I'm just, I feel like.
So she's doing an install yesterday and.

(51:41):
We just need to pass her the third nut, which will be her
first nut. Well, where would she?
I don't want to talk about a Co worker like that because.
It would be her 4th nut. Maybe it was a dude.
He would get the third. But, and we'd be perfectly fine
talking about, I'm not comfortable with this
conversation, but like she askedme, she's trying to calibrate it

(52:11):
and it was sticking to 20 amps. It would not go any further than
20 amps. And I was like, well, you did.
I'm thinking on the phone while she's calling me that you did
something wrong. You know, she did something
wrong, like she didn't actually turn the charger on or
something. And I was like, that sounds like
you didn't set the amps high enough.
Did you do that? She goes, yeah, I did that.
I was like, OK, are you, did youmake sure that the charger was

(52:35):
turned on? Have you checked that?
And I feel like I'm being a Dickby asking her these things, but
I don't think she's taking it that way.
There are so many things that she does that I could be a Dick
about, especially moving clown cars.
It blows my mind, the little things that she forgets.

(52:56):
And it puts into perspective allthe times that you've pulled me
aside and said when you don't, when you're not sure what to do,
try to find something to do. Like in the movement process,
yes, So that we're always movingbecause the amount of irritation
I feel when she is standing still.

(53:17):
Just waiting for me to. Tell her what to do is insane.
I've never been that frustrated.Before, and I'm trying to get
you ready for this to just be your job, your fucking
existence. It's like, I just want you to
feel this. I want you to experience this.
But she's very forgetful on somestuff.
She's getting better on the our normal stuff.

(53:41):
It's literally the clown car movements that she's having a
big problem with. And then my biggest issue with
her, and you're going to say that I'm thinking that I'm
calling her fat and it's not what I'm saying.
She is 99% of the time in my way.
She stands in your path at any given opportunity.

(54:08):
She is in your way. I don't know how she manages to
always be in my way while. I'm where you need to be.
Where I'm need. Yes, it is.
It is so infuriating. And I can't she's your company
say anything because part of me like part she is a little bit

(54:31):
bigger. And I don't want her to think
that I'm saying that her being fat is in the way.
Because when I when we're ridingtogether and I have to put down
the E brake, she has to move. Yeah.
And a lot it's actually not her spilling over.
She has a bunch of stuff in her pockets that block that.
But if she didn't, if she lost some weight, which she is

(54:53):
working on, it wouldn't be a problem.
And I know that she's self-conscious about that
because she feels bad every timeit happens.
And so I don't want to bring up the her being in my way part
because I feel like it's going to hurt her feelings in like I'm
too fat way, you know what I mean?

(55:18):
But she's going to see you this considerate she's if she.
Were a dude, I would tell her toget her fat freakish ass out of
me out of the way out. Of you get it out of me it.
Feels like she's trying to be inside of my skin sometimes.
She hovers in the strangest way.Yeah, and it's so annoying.

(55:45):
She's fantastic and she wants todo a good job, a really good
job. And I can tell that.
And she's not doing a bad job. She's doing a very good job for
how much experience she has, butthe little things are so big.
We've just had so many seasons of excellence where everyone
knew what they needed to be doing and now we're in a much

(56:06):
higher stress scenario than we had been in the past and we just
don't have the patience or tolerance to kind of get someone
caught up that would make this more painless.
Like this is not the time to train someone.
This hasn't been the time to train someone for the past
bucket 8 months, but this is where we're at.
Yeah, it's just, it's so frustrating.

(56:29):
It wasn't fair to her. No, it wasn't.
It, it wasn't at all. And I I definitely am trying to
take that into consideration as well.
She has no computer experience. Yeah, and the type of people
that me and you are like we're not going to compromise the
quality of our work. Yeah, we refuse to let that
happen. And sometimes like it makes it
puts others in an uncomfortable position.
Yeah, expecting. That's why we get so much shit

(56:50):
done and and consistently to thehigh quality that we do.
Yeah. And that's why, like when she's
off on her own, I'm literally taking every moment to like get
little things done that I've notbeen able to.
Like that macro that I wrote yesterday needed to have been
done for almost a year. And I just have been like band

(57:13):
aiding the problem by like utilizing some of the tools I
have to archive stuff quickly. But I haven't like sat down and
actually just made a program that just does it for me.
And I, I've known that I could do it for a while, but I just
knew it was going to be a big chunk of time.
So I finally, I started doing itmanually and I was like, fuck
it, I have time. I need to just do this from jump

(57:35):
And I just. Ripped the bandit.
And I just went through the whole process and did it and
it's so satisfying. But it was just, it's just a
nightmare. All for clown cars, yeah.
It's weird that we anyone would care that much about them, but
they do they literally. Do look at that.

(57:58):
Why is it bigger on the low on the bottom but not on the top?
What is it that base? No, it it's literally just an
oscillation, so there was a stretch of time.
Where? It was louder for that, that
part of the hurt. Interesting, it didn't hurt
though. Gay.

(58:18):
I peed the other day and it it it felt like I had like sealed
my Dick hole shut prior to peeing.
Like it broke the ceiling. It felt nice.
No, it hurt. You might be passing one of your
first stones. No, it's it.
It doesn't. Anyway, it just felt like I had
like cum nice. Like like like minutes to hours

(58:44):
beforehand. Oh, you know what I mean.
Yeah, yeah. And it was like a lot of pee all
at once. Yeah.
Because I forgot to pee before Ileft work.
So I'd like, rush inside when I got home to pee.
I was like I, I, I. The neighbors are make are lucky
I make it in the fucking house, Yeah.
I literally I go ow this. Fucking Velcro is your.

(59:10):
Urethra open. Yeah.
And I'm pretty sure because it wasn't come, I'm pretty sure it
was sweat. There is no fucking way I've
seen salt crystals on people from fucking sweating.
So like technically there? Is Oh my father-in-law, he used
to come home just covered in those already going covered in
sweat crystals. All of his hats and shirts are

(59:31):
just ruined with that stuff. Fucking Sasquatch is covered in
sweat crystals constantly. You look at his fucking tall ass
head, his hat, like the brim of it is just fucking soaked.
You can smell it on him. You can smell like a sweet.
It's almost like old school chewing tobacco, like the long
leaf stuff. It's a sweetness to it.

(59:51):
It's fucking disgusting. Because he doesn't have enough
electrolytes. I've learned that if you take
your electrolytes and drink water, your sweat smells like
Bo, and if you eat a lot of fucking sugary shit, your sweat
smells sweet and musty. It's like a gross.
Yeah, it's not a good smell, butI call.
It makes you want to beat the shit out of with the baseball.

(01:00:13):
I was going to say, I call it a certain thing, but it's
somebody's full name, so I can'tsay that.
But there was a guy I knew at summer camp that had that smell.
And so I would always go I smelllike, and then so I just called
it that guy's name, but I'm not going to say it out loud.
Yeah, I fucking hate it. I think he's dead probably
though so. Yeah, if he's not taking in

(01:00:35):
electrolytes, of course he's going to die.
Me and him hung out like I really didn't know this guy all
that much, but like there's justone year that at camp that I
like clung on to him and we likewe're good pals for that
session. And it was funny.
We it's a Christian camp. So you get the spirit every year

(01:00:58):
and by the time you leave, you're going to make a change in
your life. That's just how summer Christian
summer camp is. Everybody gives a testimonial at
some point because they feel compelled too, mostly because
somebody else did it and you want the spotlight as well.
But. That's fucking real as shit.
Actually, I could people, like, have such like a touching moment

(01:01:20):
and like they'll like, it'll be loosely based on something that
happened. Yeah.
But then they'll like embellish some details like and you're
like, you motherfucker. There was one time where I'll
get back to the story about that, but there was one time
that they had like an actual, which was, it was weird because
they never did this before, but they had like an actual night of
like, if you want to get up in front of everybody and talk, you

(01:01:42):
can. And so it was just silent.
We were just waiting for somebody to do it.
And somebody got up and said something and then somebody got
up and said something else. I got up and was talking about
my drug use and and then somebody got up.
Like in each time the severity of what your testimonial is,

(01:02:03):
each person is like a little bitlike it's.
One up. Yeah.
And so after. One of the counselors.
After I got up and started talking about my heroin use,
somebody got up and started talking about their addiction to
video games. Yeah, got it.
Fuck it, got it. It was.
What a nerd. It was so like, I mean, he was

(01:02:26):
like really trying and it was just really sad.
Like, no one at, at everybody was like, well, Russell's story
was a lot cooler. I'm going to suck his Dick
behind the. Bathroom not yours but no me and
that sweaty guy one time made a pact with each other that we
were going to stop smoking weed and we had we.

(01:02:50):
I had a Zippo with me for some reason and we both and he had a
lighter too and so we buried ourlighters behind the cabin.
Go back and get that Zippo though, you know it still works.
Fucking shake the dirt out of itstill light it up.
It was, it was, it was funny. I went home and immediately

(01:03:11):
started smoking weed again. Hell yeah.
But it is funny to go home from Christian camp.
Because like for the first hour you're like, I'm going to do.
Better for the first hour or two, you know.
It depends. But going home, I had two very
close friends that were not religious in any way.

(01:03:32):
They never really like judged mefor like how active my family
was in the church and stuff, butit was just, I want to like be
them for a minute when all the times that I would come home and
just testify to them and be like, I really need to make a

(01:03:55):
change, you guys. I'm just doing it.
And they always like, we're like, yeah, it's we got your
back buddy and all this stuff. And just the amount of like gay
shit that I was saying to the people who have absolutely no
reason to care about it. And they're I just want to know.
I just want to be in their mind while their friend is just
coming home saying nonsense and then immediately going and doing

(01:04:19):
drugs. We literally both have a friend
we talked about today. That did that to you?
You've been in their mind. That is true, actually.
But yeah, it's just funny. Christian camp man.
I still say, even though I don'tcommunicate with anybody from

(01:04:40):
camp except for my best man at my wedding, I don't communicate
with anybody else from camp 'cause pretty much every
relationship that I had there ended on bad terms.
I still say you should send yourkids to Christian camp.
They, I mean, there are a lot ofexperiences there, good and bad,

(01:05:01):
that you need to have. Vet the place.
Now what do we have here? Something falls.
Somethings falls. Falls Creek.
Falls Creek. Yeah, my wife went there.
So much pain of shit. Happened there.
She was. It's just a kid orgy.
Yeah. Ours wasn't that big so Falls

(01:05:22):
Creek is huge. Yeah, Falls Creek is dope.
You can get action there if you're a kid with other kids,
hopefully. If you're an.
Adult too. They're at least smart enough to
not talk about it. Yeah.
They also have Lariat Creek. I've never heard of.
That that's where my cousin went.
It's a. It's a.
Lot. Smaller.

(01:05:43):
It's way smaller. It's like 3 acres air
conditioned. I don't know what Falls Creek is
or not. I think it is 'cause they have
guitars too. Fuck yeah.
Ours was already better. Ours was Church of Christ.
It was completely guitarless. Well sorry we all had every

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every male in on the at camp hada guitar, but it was an acoustic
one. Yeah.
Yep, that sounds right. But yeah, man, dude, the
worship, just all these kids andmost of them can sing because
they all grew up in an acoustic church.

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And so everybody has to know howto sing or they're somebody's
going to look at them funny. So it just the sounds that come
out of these kids is amazing. And I was one of them like.
You're honored to stand among your fellow thespians.
Yeah, dude, my. So we would I would harass my

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family to go to church, essentially when I was younger,
I was that kid. Nice.
I would harass my family to believe that I had a stomach
ache so I didn't have to go to church so.
Well, I guess I was on the otherend of the spectrum.
I was the weird kid. Yeah.
And so I had them try out a couple before we settled back on
the Baptist Church because they just felt the best to me every

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time. Yeah, maybe because of their
fucking sick music. Hold on.
Hey, Goblin Slayer, you don't don't have to say anything.
We get it. His response to this will be
Protestants. Yeah, just standards.
Yeah, yeah, he doesn't think so.That's fine, I'm still here

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rocking out to my bad ass churchmusic.
Our fucking warship leaders. Ah, they get down.
You can tell that they have someinspiration.
That's a little secular, if you know what.
I mean, yeah. Sounds dope.
I I found a page on Instagram called it's like pastors with
props or something like that. Yeah.

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And it's just all of like the visual things from like giant
mega churches. Yeah.
It's the corniest shit ever. Where like there was one I saw
where there's like a train trackcoming out from behind, like the
curtain on the stage and it's a giant stage.

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And the track is just addiction or something and you can you
have the choice to get off the. Track A group of people come
around the curtain on the track on a fucking roller coaster
cart. Fuck yeah.
And then the pastor goes, man, that was, that was amazing.
I love when it you know, it wentup and then it went down and we

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had the loop. You know life has it's ups and
downs Yes, the fucking dumb cheese the.
Fucking cheese the queso kings, man.
But my favorite 1 is like the ones that go, it'll say like the
caption will be it's about God and it'll be the pastor fucking

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like on a wire flying over the crowd.
I was going. To say like bungee jumping,
basically he's like, you know what?
This rope is a lot like faith. Take the plunge into life.
Know that Christ will catch jumps off the fire.
Doesn't fucking can open her off.
Yeah. Like there's a reason people
like Goblin have the reaction toProtestants that he has because.

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Some of us are. Cheesy.
The majority of Protestant like congregations are ridiculous.
And I love the shit out of them.I mean, I I love them for
entertainment purposes for sure,but they're very frustrating
because they put a bad stink on Christianity as a whole.

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You don't think that Catholicismhas done the same thing?
He's Orthodox. So I Orthodox is pretty clean as
far as I'm aware, although I didhear something about
specifically the Ukrainian Orthodox Church this morning
that was pretty interesting that.
So for like 1000 years the Ukrainian Orthodox Church has

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been part of the Russian Orthodox Church.
Yes. And during the Obama
administration, Hillary talked to, like, the Archbishop of the
Ukrainian Orthodox Church and asked him to separate the church
from the Russian Orthodox Church.

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And he goes, that's not like it's politically that would be
suicide for the church. It would just, we'd have a war
over that. Yeah.
And she goes, how about I give you $250,000?
And he goes, OK. Sit right down and.

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Then they separated themselves. Yeah.
So like I thought that was funny, but and that that
information came from an FBI or ACIA guy John, it sounds it's.
Krasinski. Or it starts with AK but it's.

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Kriznia Pop. He's the guy that leaked the
torture stuff. What A and went to prison for
it. He he's one of the coolest guys
ever. And then he started working for
the Russian media. What a loser.
But he's by himself now. I think he's bought a little
bit, but he does talk a lot and give a lot of information and

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whether it it, it's biased probably because he's CIA.
But it is interesting information.
I like the guy, he seems nice and he's Greek Orthodox so.
Cool secrets are only fucking cool when they're secrets, not
when you just fucking spread them around.
Not when you are told scientifically that torturing

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somebody does not give you good results and you go, yeah, but
we're still going to do it to get the information, OK?
If you're going to do that, say it's because you're punishing
them then because telling us that you're trying to get
information, that's just lying. Now I'm OK with you torturing

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terrorists. How much about rape do you think
happened in interrogations? Well, we know about Abu Ghraib.
Abu, grab your ankles. Abu almost like almost
crucifying people grape. But yeah, they yeah, the

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Orthodox Church has a pretty clean record.
As far as I'm aware. The Catholic Church doesn't, but
I will. I've told you about Rabbi
Shmuley before, right? Is he the one who had got
herpes? No, he's just like a he's a

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Jewish influencer. He's one of the most fucking
narcissistic assholes that goes on TV to tell me that Israel has
the right to defend itself. I saw a video of him yesterday
or the day before and he's walking through a Catholic
Church and he goes, it is beautiful in here.

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Damn right it is. And he goes, and you know what?
Most of the money that they usedto buy this stuff that's stolen
Jewish money. And I'm like, where did they get
that money? Was it stealing from the goy?
I think so. Was it interest?

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Probably. You don't have to pay interest
though 'cause that's Haram or whatever.
It's the same kosher bullshit. I didn't know this, but
apparently a, it's kosher is more than just like food.

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I saw something that like a guy had a Torah and it like the big
scroll and they were calling it a non Tor or a non kosher Torah
because it hadn't gone through some process or something.
Like it's some ritual process. I don't know if they like put it
in like some brine or something 'cause I think that's how you
make most things kosher. You just brine it.

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But I don't know. I I didn't know you.
Pickle it in the foreskins of your young.
Yeah, that's, yeah, it's it's really funny to see on the news.
People go, well, nobody's telling the Palestinians to
release the hostages. It's like, well, if they release

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them now, they would die in the bombs that you drop on them.
What do you mean? Yes, they should release them.
Yes, Hamas killed people, but you're killing children and
withholding food from children. Shut the fuck up.

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I mean, how do they make sure itgets to the kids?
How do they make sure the food gets to them specifically?
I guess with a 9mm. There you go.
It gets to them, but they can't eat it.
No, they'll eat it. They won't be able to digest it,
but they'll eat it. Yeah, it's it's a.

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It's real low T energy you're. God damn right on that.
Love you guys. Bye.
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