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In this wild, on-the-road episode of the Chill Prism Podcast, hosts Benny and Rusty Stacks take their crude, irreverent banter to the streets for a chaotic "Road Trip Edition." Recorded while driving to a music festival, the duo navigates a loud car, non-alcoholic beers, and a Taco Bell order while riffing on everything from workplace frustrations to fart-induced chaos. They share hilarious stories about incompetent coworkers, malfunctioning barcode scanners, and a supervisor dubbed "Big John" who dodges responsibilities in a "fast clown car." The episode dives into absurd workplace anecdotes, including a boss with spy-like hearing aids and a colleague who schedules vacation during critical training. Packed with unfiltered humor, technical mishaps, and a rebellious vibe, this episode captures the essence of the podcast’s unhinged energy, making it a must-listen for fans of off-the-cuff comedy and road trip shenanigans.

Episode Transcript

(00:00):
You are now entering the prism. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
back to the Joel Prism Podcast Road Trip Edition.
This is going to be really bad. If we die, I hope that someone

(00:27):
takes care of our needs and exports this and sends it out so
that you guys aren't left wondering what the hell
happened. I think you ultimately knew what
happened. I will be letting everybody
know. The point is I sit put my
fucking seat belt on. This is so sketchy.
I fucking love this. We need one of those cop dash

(00:49):
mounted like laptop holders. Yeah, it's going to be so good.
That I need for my my fucking clown car at work.
Yeah, yeah, you're going to be so jealous.
I left my aviators in my wife's car.
God, we could have looked so fucking cool.
Yeah, this is good. This is so.

(01:09):
Stupid. You ready for a road beer?
Hold on. I got to block my face OK.
Is it? Is it good?
I got to see if Yeah, I'm not. I'm I look very fat in that

(01:29):
image. Hell yeah.
I lost 8 lbs. Dude, nice.
At least since the last time. Hold on a SEC.
At least since the last time I fuck now my face.
Does it look super stupid? I look super stupid.

(01:55):
OK, that's better. Yeah, since the last time I went
to the doctor I lost 8 lbs. Nice.
So that. That's trending in the right
direction, though. Yeah, God, that your car is so
loud on the inside. Thanks.
Is it worse on the outside? It's loud outside, but it's very

(02:19):
loud inside. That's what I was worried about.
I was hoping you had the forethought to make your drop
your wife drive this car to worktoday so that we could have a
quiet car to podcast in. But that would have been super
nice. But I thought that it would be
funnier if we were just fightingthis the entire time.
I'm going to have to break out audition for this episode just
so I can like go into the this, the spectrogram or whatever,

(02:43):
like the actual wave form and like.
Carve out the. Carve out sounds, yeah, because
I don't even know how to do thaton logic.
Or you could just learn how to do it on logic.
I'd have to buy a fucking plug in, that's the problem.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm sure it's fine.
I'm sure they have more than enough tools to to get that

(03:04):
done. Yeah.
Are you about to shift the car? Like I can't tell if you're like
sabotaging us or you're like fixing audio levels.
This is this is bad. I already I have a plan in case
this doesn't work. I haven't actually asked him but

(03:26):
this is going to be an ask if I listen back and this sucks is
I'm going to see if doctor peanut butter is free on any of
the days after this before Monday to record something.
If this doesn't work, can. You can you run NAV?
Can you run NAV for me real quick so I can get this going?

(03:50):
It's like 626 W Go to the other window button on my phone and
you'll see the text that has theaddress in blue.
Yeah, because we're going to have to cruise over to the lot
and listeners. My godson's mom won tickets to a

(04:14):
music festival and I'm not goingto not go to that.
So I fucking moved an avalanche and a half worth of bullshit
around to make this happen, including today's podcast
recording. I just want you to know.
I just want you to know. So I saved the photo to your
camera roll. That does it have like a text?

(04:34):
Yeah, little TI don't. Do you use the Samsung Gallery
or do you use Google Photos? I exclusively use the Samsung
Gallery because I don't like Google Photos.
That's fair, because I don't like the cloud.
But anyway, yeah, this little T right here, you just hit that.
It'll scan the whole thing. Oh fuck yeah.
And then you just highlight everything and you can open it

(04:57):
up in maps. Fucking smart.
Good job Samsung. Even better job, Russell.
I mean. Do you want some Taco Bell so we
can like? Farted out dude.
I have. I've been having whey protein
every day. Oh man, I'm about to open the
floodgate, aren't I? Well.
I told the guys I was going to fart in your desk but it only

(05:20):
like happened on Monday and thenall of a sudden like they were
all gone. I didn't have any like they I'm
farting. But Monday, they were rancid,
and they just don't stink anymore.
Either that even gone like sent blind to it.
Maybe. I'm hoping for the former.

(05:40):
Damn it. I'm hoping your original
assessment was accurate. Let's try this one more time, OK
And OK. Doesn't it just feel cooler that
we're driving around drinking beer?
I haven't opened mine yet and these are non alcoholic beers.
Let's not say we're committing crimes.
Please. You guys are getting a chick.

(06:02):
Fill it. Nice, Yeah.
This will be the second one around here.
It's fucking dope. Oh.
I'll have to change that to avoiding tolls.
I have a Pike pass but they sentme a bill which made me so mad
it felt fraudulent immediately but I think my because I didn't

(06:25):
pay for it and I was like hassling my mom for about two
months to like let me transfer the information over for the
Pike pass so I could take the Turnpike and like pay for it
myself like a grown ass man. All right, It's not avoid tolls,
no. Fuck yeah, Because I'm 32
fucking years old. I should be able to pay for my
own Pike pass. My mom's like, no, no, don't

(06:47):
worry, I'll take care of it. It's like.
Well, just load your just load your mom's account or like give
her cash every once in a while. I asked her for the information
and she just refused. Just leave cash laying around
her house. That way you feel better.
Yeah. That way you know you're paying
her back and she doesn't know that you're paying her back.

(07:08):
She just keeps finding money. And then if I ever get into like
a really shady spot, I can just go break into my mom's house and
like steal the money back as needed.
Yeah, yeah, it's a secret bank account that only you know
about. Hell yeah.
Love hiding assets, feels good. Feels like spy shit.

(07:32):
Also, our boss's boss now has spy gear so be careful.
What does that mean? He.
Like his his. Hearing aids are synced up to
his phone so he can they do custom Eqs and stuff, which is
pretty fucking sick. Yeah, I do like that part, yeah.

(07:53):
However, if he leaves his phone on his desk and walks out, say
nothing. You shut your goddamn mouth.
Yeah. Be eerily silent because he can
hear all of that. And it's like, that is that that
feels wrong. I feel like you're going to
catch me in like my worst moment.

(08:14):
And he's like, well, you don't have bad moments, Ben.
Do you so it only, I mean it synced up to his phone, but it's
Bluetooth so it doesn't go very far.
And I've seen his hearing aids, they're flesh colored.
They are, which means they're cheap, I think.
I actually don't know much abouthearing aids.
OK, they're about to judge us for a Tebow order.

(08:35):
A Taco burrito cravings pack. No, we will not be using that.
OK Burdo, when you're ready, subthe a Taco burrito cravings
pack. Sub the beef for steak is.
That a thing? Yeah, I see it on there.
Well, half of the fucking menu is gone.
Do you still have the tacos, Burritos, cravings pack all

(08:57):
right? Can I get two of those with?
You. Don't OK diet Doctor pepper.
Oh oh, wow. Sorry only one of those.
I apologize. That's that's my bad.
And can we get 2 diet doctor Peppers?
And then that should be it. One more time.

(09:19):
Can we get 2 diet doctor Peppersas well with that 2 diet doctor
Peppers? Yeah.
Large, please. Is there anything else there?
And mild sauce. And that should be it.
Thank you. You said two.
I didn't want to stop you, but Iwas just going to wait for you
to see that. I'm glad you fucking like had

(09:45):
that hesitancy to you because I,I saw all that stuff starting to
pop up. I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa. What did I get into?
My wife texted me saying that she hopes we have fun.
I hope we do too. I know this.
It'll be interesting. I don't know about fun.

(10:07):
You have no backseat, cup holders do.
You. No, no.
That's why I gave you that shitty look when I said large,
OK? So.
We're going to have to slam these beers.
I'm surprised yours isn't pre slammed.
I I have equipment all over me. I'm taking my glasses off and

(10:28):
on. Three times since we've started
this and we're only 10 minutes in.
This is awesome. I love every second of this.
What is our battery life at? What's that, $90.00, eighty 2%?
Oh yeah, perfect. Thank you.
We're at 86%. Nice.
Yep. So this will be interesting.

(10:53):
OK, I'm pausing real quick. Appreciate you.
He got so polite when he saw themicrophone and the headphones.
This is weird. Do we have a power that I was
unaware that existed? Yeah, it's the power of being
looking like we're retarded guys.
Ghost hunters. That's what we look like because
we're not attractive, so we looklike we are fucking Zach

(11:17):
Baggins. And if there's a black guy from
Ghost Adventures, that guy too. But I get to be Zach Baggins.
In your Affliction shirt? Yeah, our sausage.
It's included. Nice.
Appreciate. You.
You too. Awesome.
Fuck yeah. Yeah, yes.

(11:37):
All right, I'm going to slam this get away from the window.
I am also going to slam this. You don't want them calling the
cops and then like pulling my bin and.
No, stop it. I don't want to be accosted by
the police while we look like this.
It's. Fucking awesome.
He's got a bomb. Fuck yeah, the roadies.

(12:08):
That's a better Sam Adams than most of Sam Adams.
Accurate. I think it's just because it's
an IPA. It doesn't taste like a log like
most Santa Sam Adams does. Yeah, can you D glove my
burritos as we travel? Yeah.
Fuck yeah, you fucking homie. Oh, hold on to your cheeks.

(12:29):
God, if you get into an accident.
It's going to be even funnier. It'll be proof that I should not
be cast driving. Yeah.
And I'm not going to not do that.
We're driving, conducting a podcast, and I'm also eating a

(12:51):
burrito. This is fucking cool.
This is it's going to it's again, it's something.
I don't know if cool is the word.
Oh you're right, it's bad ass. Like making that like nasty
mouth sounds into the mic. Yeah, So what happened this

(13:17):
week? I don't know.
I don't fucking know. It's just been wild.
Other than another trans guy shot up a Catholic school.
I feel like that's just what they have to do to actually
transition, otherwise communities don't take them
seriously. Yeah, well that is why you shoot

(13:37):
up. A school full of children is to
be taken seriously. For the first and last time in
your life, yeah. It's just it.
It's really gay. It's really gay to do that.
It's really gay to be trans. Well, that.

(13:58):
That too, but it's really gay tobe trans and then take out your
trans rage on a bunch of children who don't know what
that word is yet. Yeah, and they can't even fight
back. Like there's no dignity in that.
Yeah, you don't win trophies forfucking fighting off kittens.
You get the Princess when you slay a dragon.

(14:20):
People are fucking crazy. Is that a Moto cop?
It definitely is, and I'm sure they're wondering what the hell
is happening right now. He's.
Oh, he's getting somebody else. OK.
I yes, I saw the lights and I was like.
How do we explain this? It's it's.

(14:41):
It might be what it looks like. Please don't read my name.
We're food reviewers. We're doing a vlog.
Where's the video camera? On the laptop, so we were

(15:02):
talking about doing stickers on that group chat and I found some
a pretty fucking cool one that Idesigned it.
The problem is is it's so expensive.
To print them. Yeah.
I think I have a sticker printer.
Oh, that's right. So we we may be able to just do.

(15:27):
That yeah, we need to do that and then mail them to our
friends and then bomb Oklahoma City with stickers.
Nice. This is perfect save.
It's getting loud. Yeah, it is.
OK, we're back. All right, now I got cruise.

(15:52):
Fucking tasty ass burrito. Fuck yeah, I love Taco Bell.
Such satisfying trash food, man.So who are you wanting to go see
at Rocklahoma? Of Mice and Men.
I didn't see them on there. Yeah, their lineup listings are

(16:16):
getting worse every year. They were showing stuff for like
previous years even though it clearly said like 2025 in the
description. That's weird.
It's also weird that this guy islike forcing me to stay in his
blind spot. Is he like insurance fraud?
Yes. Is he going to get me

(16:38):
subsequently you? It'd be one thing if it's just
me, but if like you get taken out as well I feel a little bad
and I hope I don't survive it soI don't have to explain this to
your wife. Oh, she would be like, oh, good
at. Least he died doing what he
loved, being retarded. Guy, now give me the money.

(17:06):
Now I didn't hear about the trans shooting thing.
What what happened yesterday wasthat here in in our.
State. No, I was in Minnesota.
OK, Yeah. Was it an elementary school?
Yeah, yeah. It was a Catholic elementary
school. I think it was targeting

(17:27):
Catholics more so than kids. Yeah, I mean, that's there's
been at least two that I can think about the top of my head,
the one in Nashville and the onein Minnesota yesterday.
And it was both fucking trans people that were really angry at
their penis, or lack thereof, I'm not sure.

(17:49):
So they took it out on Catholic children.
They were both Catholic schools.Damn, damn.
Yeah, so shout out to all my Catholics.
Catholic, these balls. I'm kidding.

(18:14):
I'm not Catholic these balls. Oh God is traffic going to be
shit? Why are there so many cops?
I don't know, he's not getting me, I'm not getting in front of
him. Sneaky snake, you're not going
to get me. He like slowed down instead of

(18:35):
speeding up to get 2 speed in the merging.
That's what it's for. The on ramp is to get up to
speed and merge. He had plenty of space and he
tried to slow down to get behindme.
I will not allow that. He wants to know what we're
doing. That he fucking does.
Oh, this is where Newcastle is. Yeah.

(18:57):
I thought it was so much furtheraway than.
It's because no one goes here except to like, Gamble.
Oh, I have a family friend that lives in Newcastle.
Or at least did. I don't know if they do anymore.
It's been a long time since I even heard of their existence,
but I just never knew where thatwas.

(19:20):
Newcastle implies the existence of Oldcastle.
Yeah. I had to say it.
I'm sorry, I had to. Do it Newcastle implies the
existence of old fortress that. 1 was so much better.
So when we get filthy rich and we build our own personal

(19:43):
castles, what are you going to put in your Moat?
In my Moat. Yeah.
Guys. Gay guys devil See, I like that
that's a smart system because it'll scare most aggressors away
and the other aggressors that itwouldn't scare away would just

(20:03):
refill your Moat. But.
But I'm only going to put like gay guys that are only in two
straight guys. I like that.
Yeah, because I don't want them fucking each other.
I want them to be fuck crazy. So when a straight guy falls in
there, it's just wooden. Hair on freaking sight.

(20:31):
And gay guys hate women, so if awoman falls in there, they'll
just beat her to death, so we have no problem.
But what if you fall in there? What if you're doing Moat
maintenance? It'll serve its purpose and I
guess I'll have to take one for the team.

(20:54):
That's what I'd be worried about.
It's not going to stop at 1:00 until you cock the gun you don't
own. I think I'll put.
I think I'll put Code Red Mountain Dew in there so that.

(21:16):
When fat gamer guys. No, it'll just be me that'll be
the only fat gamer guy in there.So like when the enemies
approacheth, they see me like just dip my hand inside this red
mode that may be blood, and thenjust like scoop it into my mouth
and just stare them down if thatguy's going to eat me.

(21:41):
Water from the Ganges. That's just sepsis.
It splashes, gets in your eyes, and your eyes are going to look
like mine. Yeah, you don't want that.
But also Indians. Just imagining this, like,
giant, like water or, you know, those fire extinguishing planes

(22:01):
that firefighters use, It's likeput out forest fires.
Yeah. Those buckets, you just scoop it
up. You can just steal a bunch of
Indian people. I.
Fly it over to your. Home fuck the idea of gay guys
in the straight guys, just Indian guys because they fuck
each other and they rape women. So like I have.

(22:23):
That's a full coverage. It's full coverage, it's
perfect. Yeah.
Pot bellied Indian guys. It's smart.
I think you cracked the code. Yeah, what are you putting in
your buckets that you dump from the top of your walls?

(22:46):
Nokia cell phones. Because like, they do like tar,
you know? Yeah, I'm putting Indian guys.
Is is that the self-defense multi tool?
Yeah, an Indian guy who's on your side.

(23:09):
Yeah, as long as you're not trying to accomplish anything
other than violence or rampant stupidity, it's not a bad idea
what's happening. I left my blink around like an
old lady. OK, well, you can't hear it so.
Yep, that's accurate. See what we're doing?
Working out some of the kinks. So you're security officers

(23:32):
should be Sikh guys because you know they're going to have a
fucking knife on them. Yeah, they can bridge the gap.
Yeah, they at least shower. No.
What do you mean no, they're. Indian guys, but they're Sikhs.
They're like religiously required to.
Shower. No, that's Muslim.

(23:53):
Well, you know that's a lie. Come on now, Russell.
Then you fad some. We're a source of truth.
My lap is very warm. You can point the vent down at

(24:13):
your gut if you want. Somebody told me so the picture
had a school in it. Can't tell what school it is and
somebody said it's taking place outside of an elementary school
and Devin says please title the episode making the list the

(24:38):
pedophile list. To be clear, because of the
school guys, we're not in front of a school anymore.
This isn't a pop punk, man. We can't just title things wild
like that. Yeah, believe me, I wouldn't
like pop punk band. We're not.

(25:00):
That's more of a metal core. EW, EW thing, Russell, you're
wrong for that. I don't know music genres, I
just know that slaves is one of them.
I think classic rock would be more attributed.
Yeah, well, that's that's just old guys though.

(25:21):
That's different. But they always pre predate
prey. Yeah, but that's just on literal
children. Yeah, but that's like old guys.
That's not necessarily because it's a music genre.
Yeah, Steven Tyler purchased hiswife that he never actually
married at the age of 16. Woody Allen married into his
wife by marrying a lady and thenmarrying her daughter.

(25:47):
Fuck yeah. So and Woody Allen is a film
director. So what I'd say it's just old
guys that do that. So what you're saying is our
plan to not survive into the ripe old age is just to protect
our legacies? Yes.
See, it's not selfish. It's not selfish.
It's the right choice. I'm going to.

(26:09):
I plan to live to a rotten old age. 69.
Yeah, oh damn it. It got rid of my hold on that,
got rid of my thing. I had the sticker drawn out.
Here you go. That actually does look dope,

(26:31):
but it has like that foil thing.I don't.
I don't know if my thing does foil.
If it's just like a cutter, is it like a cricket?
Is that what it's called? No, it's literally like a
sticker roll printer. I do.
Have oh like for like for labels.
Kind of OK, so we should be ableto like print in color on it and

(26:54):
then cut them out with with my laser because I have a fucking
laser. Yeah, that's true.
We could like, redneck our way into die cut stickers.
Yes, yes. I don't see this being very
profitable, but I'm definitely here for it.
Well, I mean, if we have the materials, if all we have to do

(27:16):
is purchase like the material toprint them, yeah, then it's a
lot cheaper than buying them in bulk because it's like.
And having them shipped to us, yeah, to subsequent, yeah, yeah,
yeah, We're on the same page. That did look pretty dope
though. But yeah, like that sticker for

(27:37):
like 25 of them is like 50 bucksor something like that.
Yeah, no. Or maybe it's the opposite.
I don't remember. It was it was.
It was over a dollar per sticker, which like.
Is far too much for a sticker. It feels like it's too much.
I've never purchased, but for you guys, yeah.

(27:58):
And for you guys, that's a greatdeal.
You don't know. Yeah, $5 per sticker is a great
deal, but it'll. Definitely give you worth like
more than $5 worth of joy. Yeah, it'll be a scratch and a
sniff, and it's my. Balls in in one out of the pack

(28:21):
of like shitty stickers that we send out is going to have one of
Russell's pubes in it. One lucky win.
One, not everyone. It would be really funny to have
a fuck. It's gone.
It's gone. How do scratch and sniff?

(28:44):
That's a stupid question. I figured it out already.
Oh, yeah, that's what it is. Anytime you scratch the scratch
and sniff sticker, just know that I'm going.
Oh, yeah. Oh, what is that?
I don't know, it looks like a forestry observation.
Tower with no like structure to well, I guess it's like a radio

(29:08):
tower. It's cool.
It was cool. Whatever it was, you guys missed
it. You know what I want to do?
It makes me think of that, that siren head.
Oh yeah, the SCP thing. Yeah.
I don't know why it made me so uncomfortable.
Maybe it was like the lanky proportions.
I think it's the uncanny valley,or like an extension of the
uncanny valley. Yeah, or I'm just a little

(29:29):
bitch. No, I have gigantophobia.
I think that's what it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I did not factor that in. Like big things freaked me out.
Like, but like big guys. Not like, not like a tower,
right? But like a big guy.
Like some something that's a bigger than it needs to be.

(29:52):
Yeah, like. Cthulhu.
Like seeing images of Cthulhu. I guess I wouldn't classify it
as a phobia necessarily, but it's like a there's.
Like a dread associated. Yeah, yeah, It's like a yeah,
exactly. And so I it just big guys, big

(30:13):
guys scare me and. Squash you like a fucking.
I can never exist in the One Piece universe because you just
keep accidentally running into big scary guys.
Or fucking JoJo. Yeah, but those are big scary
gay guys. How is that not worse?
Yeah, Where's your hierarchy in all this?

(30:35):
I don't know, it's fucking Thursday.
I'm not ready for this. It's true.
We are praying. You ready for your next yeah,
next hit? No man, I'm going to be such a
mess. This is like the only way to

(30:56):
force you to eat and said like aremotely clean manner.
Just like hold our future careerhostage.
Full 2 careers hostage. Well, we're done after these
burritos because I am not eatinga Taco over your computer.
And that's all we have left. That's fair.

(31:20):
Oh man oh man, this is going to sound so terrible.
I'm excited to hear it. This may be one of the episodes
I actually go back to listen to.You just want to hear it because
it has your car right now. Yeah, I just want to jerk myself
off to the sound of my money being burned away in such a cool

(31:41):
manner in a ridiculous setting. Hey, that lady's texting and
driving. Man, that's a distraction.
There's some juggling the steering wheel, microphone, a
drink and a fucking burrito. Yeah, we're using handheld mics.
Yeah, we didn't. We didn't actually say that.
We don't have live mics and we, well, we did.

(32:04):
He got them from fucking Timo. And they just scream at you and
you plug them in. Yeah, those are terrible.
Whoever made those needs to go to jail.
Yeah. I mean considering where it came
from, they probably are already in a prison so never mind.

(32:26):
Like a prison camp. Yeah, where they make you build
things. Like a Uyghur Muslim camp.
Yeah, that's a little too warm to the point of perspiration.
The poor Chinese wiggers. Their rap game didn't go hard
enough. Yeah.
It's only way Eminem made it out, you know?

(32:55):
Imagine like Eminem goes to China for something I don't know
and they go, we got one, they put them in a a camp and it's
just full of white guys wearing and one gear and echo shoes.

(33:20):
That'd be such a shitty prison to be in.
Yeah. I think that's just prison
though. Honestly, I think that's just.
Prison has black guys too mostly, but also as well
Blanchard. What a shitty name.

(33:41):
It's not shitty if you're Asian,sounds really cool.
Branch old. Branchard.
All right, I got to talk about it now because this is the
second one I've seen. So I just saw a flag at half
mass. This is the second one today.
I think it's because of the shooting yesterday.

(34:04):
I think that that is stupid. OK, not to like dismiss the fact
that a bunch of kids died. I get it is egg.
Well, I shouldn't say a bunch. Yesterday it was two kids and I
think more a bunch of people gotshot though.

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But here's the thing. Putting your flag at half mass
has meaning. Like it's it's a government
thing. First of all, it's like they do
like the government does a stand, has a standard where
they'll put out, hey, everybody put your flag in half mast.
And it's usually because some government official died or a

(34:49):
military personnel died or something tragic happened
related to the entire country. This fad of putting the flag at
half mast at your own like private business because
something interesting happened in the news that was sad really

(35:10):
makes it seem like it's happening a lot first of all,
and it's not. It's happening less than it did
in the 90s like school shootings.
But also don't put it at full mass ever again then, because
more people die of being shot injust the fucking city of Chicago
than in a regular mass shooting.So it's just as tragic when it

(35:36):
happens to kids in Chicago due to gang violence.
It's just as bad for them to dieon the street than it is in
school. So for you to put it down
because of a school shooting is disingenuous and it just shows
that you don't know what's goingon in your own country.
Woke Russell is gross. Stop it.

(35:59):
What do you mean? This isn't woke at all.
They're putting it down because they're sad because gun violence
is happening in the United States and and we should get rid
of guns. That's what it that's what
putting your flag down at half mast when there's a school
shooting. That's what that says.
Do we put it down for that Texasflood?
I don't know. Because I think that would help

(36:20):
inform my opinion on it. I do.
I don't personally. Know it's it's because like
there's two different styles if you're putting it down because.
Something bad happened or because out of protest for.
If you're putting it down at your private business unrelated
to any mandate that comes out from your local municipality,

(36:41):
and you're doing it because of aschool shooting, you're stupid
because you might as well never put it up because the same
amount of fucking people died today that are going to die
tomorrow from gun violence. You're not saying anything by
doing that. All you're doing is sending a

(37:03):
message about how you first of all process the news and second
of all how you feel about guns and you look stupid.
Am I coming across? So if like a flood is one thing,
like the flood in Texas, I don'tknow if Texas probably put out a
mandate during that time becausea lot of people died.

(37:25):
Yeah. I mean, I think that would
classify as like a national emergency.
For like 911 the whole country had their flags down obviously,
but for that car dealership to put their flag down and nobody
they fucking knew died? It's disingenuous because they
don't mean it because they keep putting it back up the next day.

(37:47):
So you're not saying anything. You're just doing it to say, oh,
I pay attention to what's happening and you don't.
And you don't because you don't recognize that it's happening
every day. That makes more sense.
Did you see the picture of the chick in Ireland with the big
knife in the axe? No.

(38:08):
Fucking awesome. She's walking around with her
sister. I think they're walking home
from school, and this guy startsvideotaping him.
I don't know why I said videotape.
This guy's just taking a video of me.
And. And she fucking whips out a
hatchet and a knife. And it's like, get the fuck away
from me. Fuck.

(38:29):
Yeah. And it's just like a part of the
IT, like, it's like a rallying cry for the migrant crisis in
Ireland because their country keeps fucking letting just
random people from the Middle East into their country.
And it's really bad. I saw Ireland, I saw a thing
yesterday N Ireland you get freecars for disabilities.

(38:51):
You can just have a car, the government will give you 1.
Is it shitty? I don't know the quality of the
car, but the disabilities range from like being severely like
actually physically disabled to like having like a gluten
allergy. No way.

(39:12):
I don't know if that one is specific, I can't.
I'll have to look it up later toshow you, but.
But there are some that are likethat tier of severity.
Yeah, it's like a really broad spectrum of what they qualify as
a disability and you can just get a car.
I oh, that's what it was. The cost of homelessness.
They call it something else, butlike financially disabled
basically. See, now they're not homeless

(39:34):
anymore, they just live in their.
Car. Yeah, that's crazy.
That's a such. That's a such oh so fucking
smart. So fucking smart.
You literally get them off the streets and out of sight.
So not shitting on your sidewalks.
Not if I'm paying for it. That part does suck.

(39:55):
I'm having to like, try to weighwhat the what's the least
convenient and obtrusive? The most best way to do it is
the pit Chrome boys, Jordan and Hugh that brought this up.
It's the pit, OK? You just dig a hole and put them
in it. If they're strong enough to get

(40:16):
out then. They've had, they've had
different ideas of like what to do.
They've said like, let's converta whole town into basically a
Coliseum for homeless people. That's a good one.
The wheel. It's a very esoteric thing that
I don't know exactly how to describe without just showing
you does. It have to decide their fate.

(40:37):
No, it's like a big grinding wheel that they just kind of
have to turn. It doesn't do anything.
They're not going anywhere, but they're out of sight.
What is it, Sisyphus Or you're just?
Pushing around like that, yeah. Now you're just going to have a
bunch of buff homeless people that could wreck you but.
They're not allowed off of the wheel, that's the thing.

(40:59):
Once they get strong enough, who's going to fucking stop?
Oh my gun, you better hope there's not more of them than
you. But I like the pit you just as
soon as someone decides to like as soon as you see like the.
People stop trying to contributein a helpful manner to society.
Yeah, like as soon as you see somebody like doing the lean,

(41:21):
the fentanyl lean, yeah, you go,oh, it's time.
Get in my car. Come on buddy.
I'll give you a ride. I'll take you home.
And it's to the pit and I just, I just back my car up and I just
dump them in the pit. You just throw it in reverse,

(41:41):
open up your hatch, accelerate hard, and then stomp on the
brakes right before your rear tires make it into the pit hole.
So it sends them flying out the back, but it also slaps them on
the ass with the Hatch as they're thrown into the pit.
Go get them, sport. I like the Colosseum idea too,
because we already have a bunch of these towns.

(42:05):
San Francisco being one of them.All we have to do is just start
selling tickets to it. That's true.
It's it's literally free money for the country.
And the best part is, people whodon't want to participate in
funding this don't have to. Yeah, it's not thiever anymore.

(42:27):
So fucking nice. The thing is, is someone's going
to catch me when I'm uncaffeinated and I'll end up in
the pit. We got one.
Oh, this one. 'S a little Husky, but all you
have to do is fight your way out.
That's what we could do is let'slet's expand on the their idea
is we have like weekly tournaments or whatever it's

(42:51):
going to make a lot of money. So the winner gets half of the
pool, the other half goes to. Continuing the.
Continuing. Ad revenue and.
Yeah, whatever. Ad campaigns.
And it can. It goes to charities that fight
homelessness. By fighting the homeless.
Yeah, so all you got to do is win and then you get rich,

(43:15):
because we're all going to be paying to see this.
That's the only way to make Tom Morello's electric guitar cool.
The one that says arm the homeless.
Let's put it in that context. You also have to take the guitar
away from Tom Morello You. Think it's going to be that
hard. He's a wiry looking guy, I
think. I think you could take him.

(43:36):
I'm. Pretty sure he's jacked.
He, I say wiry, I don't think he's like actually buff.
He's slim and that's about the extent of it.
Tom Morello, He has a turtle head.
God he's so gay to look at. He looks like a Oh yeah he is a
lot more wiry than I thought he was.

(43:59):
He looks like a gay pit bull. Not the dog, the guy.
The entity of known as Pitbull. Yeah, I feel like if you, if he
was unapologetic about like spilling super hot coffee on
you, that level of rage would give you enough strength.
You need to like take him out with a one punch, maybe half of

(44:22):
a punch. Is Zach de la Roca just little
Dicky? Yeah.
I think they're the same. Person.
Yeah, that's where little Dicky got the aesthetic.
Interesting. well-being Jewish is probably where little Dicky
got the aesthetic. Zach pretends that he's half
black, but we all know I. Thought he's just Hispanic.

(44:45):
Is he? I thought that he was half
black. Zachary of the Roach.
Yeah, he's definitely Hispanic. You're right.
Oh, that's what he says. But that hair doesn't come from
Espana. No, they came from America.
That hair comes from the Jays. Actually, probably Yep.

(45:08):
Fucking knew it. Wow.
Yep. Born to Robert Beto de la Roca
and Olivia Lorraine Carter. His father is a Mexican American
with distant African and Sparty Jewish heritage.
Nice. God I love the early life
section of Wikipedia. Yeah.

(45:33):
It's fucking crazy. You called it.
You got solid Judar. It's Ajdar.
Sorry, I didn't want it to be confused with gaydar.
Same thing. OK.
Are you calling my sister Jewish?

(45:55):
I think I have to fight. She's.
A lesbian. I don't have a lesbian radar.
It's very off, especially with Gen.
Z girls now today, like you can't they all wear fucking
everything that Kurt Cobain wore?
Yeah, it's all of them. Straight, gay, faggot.

(46:16):
They all look exactly the same. Even the guys that are like
younger than my little brother, They all look retarded.
Well, they all look retarded. Let's start there.
But they're they all wear like there's no contour in their
jeans and I don't and jeans withAJ, they're all like straight

(46:43):
leg. Do you look like you got
parallel DNA? With with with with like a
hammer loop. And then they all wear sweaters
and not like a pullover sweatshirt like gay cat lady
sweaters, all of them. Yeah.
I don't know what's happening. I think they're dressing like

(47:05):
that hot chick from Scooby-doo that played Velma when she was
in Freaks and Geeks. Buffy.
No, what? What?
Velma, not Daphne. Yeah, I know you're talking
about fuck. She's Italian.

(47:25):
It could be, I don't know. Her last name is like extremely
Italian. I can't remember what her name
is. Let's see, did we enter a new
time zone? What the fuck?
No, it just knows that I'm away from home now.
I'm far enough away from home that it's telling me that it's

(47:47):
433 at home and it's also 433 atmy location.
Do you just never leave your house?
Well, it started doing that withthe new update.
Some one of the settings changedwhere it'll it just shows like
my house, like where what time is it at home And then when I

(48:08):
leave like far enough away. I guess I thought it was when I
just. Or your search history is like
military vet adjacent. No, it's like you're a service
member doing. Well, the first time I noticed
it is when I went on vacation toColorado, but then it just
started doing it today just now.Who was I looking up Scooby-doo?

(48:31):
Velma actress Scooby-doo. Two monsters unleashed.
Linda Cardellini. Very Italian.
Very pretty lady. She's a handsome.
Very bippity. Boppity. scooby-doo.
Scooby-doo, I only eat bread like that type of Italian.

(48:59):
The dude who played Shaggy in that, I just don't trust him
really. Yeah, he's like one of my
favorites. I didn't say he was a bad actor,
it's just he's looks like he's too good at acting to be
trustworthy. I don't know, my favorite movie
with him in it is Without a Paddle.
I haven't seen that in a long time.

(49:19):
Have you ever? Seen that movie?
I have. I feel like it's one of those
movies that like you age out without your knowledge or
awareness of it. So like when you revisit it,
it's kind of like you're bummed out.
No, 'cause I love a Goonies and that's a Goonies movie.

(49:40):
Like just some friends. Qualifies directly as what I was
saying, like it doesn't have that.
Oh no. I've seen charm.
I've seen Goonies like within the last like 5 years.
It's fantastic. Are you trying to get me to call
you a gooner? A gooner head.
No. But stopping you really bad.

(50:00):
There's this movie called Time Trap.
It was on Netflix. I just wanted a good time travel
movie. And it's just a group of like,
well, two, like teenagers, maybeyoung adults, I don't know.
And then they're like younger siblings go like spelunking and
they get stuck in The Cave and like some weird timey, whimy

(50:21):
shit happens. Yeah, that was very good.
It was really bad, but it was very good because it was a
Goonies. I love a Goonies.
Nice. Just kids on a misadventure.
Just out there gooning. Looking for treasure gooning.

(50:42):
Just a group of kids just gooning.
Do you think that's what happened to Chunk?
The big guy is like a bunch of kids are just gooning, but they
all goon in one place because they're respectful and they
don't do that in public. Chunk is just like kid.
You think it's sloth? Yeah, it's sloth.
Yes, yes. Sloth was a gooning experiment
gone wrong. Yeah, they all like went to the

(51:02):
goon spot to goon and then the the loads gained sentience and
became sloth. Yeah.
That's the running loads. Gained sentience.
I have a lot of kids. You are a load that gained
sentient, Sir. I you know what I mean.
I'm a load and an egg. It's different.
Yeah, I'm a leg. Oh my God, this.

(51:30):
It says it's still 65 miles an hour, but it looked like a small
town was about to just spring upon us.
Yeah, and they always hide the speed limit signs from me.
Fuck dude they're like literallyno speed limit signs on my way
home from work anymore. God, so you're just like left to
assume I. Just go 40.
I just go 45 unless I'm in a school zone and if I see if it's
near a place where cops usually are I go 35.

(51:54):
Nice. I'd rather be an asshole than
arrested, yeah. That was time I want to bring up
Literally they're doing road work between work and home.
Well, technically just like on the outside of the town next to

(52:15):
where we work. Yeah.
And like between the town, between work and home is all of
the like roads around it are being done in like a mile
section, but they're not doing them at length from like one end
of the town to the other. They're doing like mile
sections, but sporadically. And they just so happened to be

(52:39):
on my way home. And so I'm getting further and
further and further out to El Reno because I refuse to drive
through UConn, I drive around Yukon.
And so I'm just getting further and further and further closer
to fucking El Reno to get home because I keep having to like go
a block down. Like every like couple months
they change it. You know, that's how they're,

(53:00):
they're tricking you into that that town and you're aware of
it. Yeah, well, I'm going to live
there anyway. I fucking know it's the only
place I'll be able to afford. Don't.
Don't just you. You have that tendency just
like, well, life's going to suckanyway.
No, my wife does. I'm the only like guy in my

(53:22):
house. With Spirit left.
With any like it'll be fine eventually in me.
Get have that stick to itiveness.
And there are only two people that I'm counting in that as
people in my house, me and my wife.
But I guess Betty has that energy.

(53:42):
ESA doesn't. Those are my dogs.
ESA does not have that energy. She goes.
It'll be fine when you give me the food in your hand first.
I'm glad she doesn't know how tooperate firearms.
I could just see her holding at gunpoint.
It's like, yeah, where's the treat?

(54:04):
She can be like, she can grab the treat from you, like gentle,
like you just hold it in front of her.
Oh, so she's. Choosing to do this then but.
When you well, even when when you have fucking goldfish
crackers, she cannot keep herself together.
Composure's out the window. Yeah, she's like hopping up and
down. She's like shaking.

(54:24):
And then you just get it near her and she nearly rips your
hand off. She wants it so bad.
It's so funny. So like what I'll do sometimes
is I'll get, we have like these small like snack bowls and I'll
fill one of those up with fish crackers because they're like my
favorite snack too. And I'll go up and I'll lay in
bed and watch like YouTube or whatever.

(54:46):
One piece is what I'm doing currently and I'll lay in bed
and I'll have the bowl of fish crackers next to me and she'll
be standing on the other side ofme just.
Look at you. And So what I started doing is I
would like put a fish cracker under my back as I'm laying down

(55:07):
and she will worm her way underneath me to get to it.
She was root you up. Yeah, she's fucking nuts.
I like that you have this contingency plan in place now,
so if you ever like have a stroke and then like you're a
parapaletic, the bottom half your body doesn't work, you're
going to like still like wedge your way using your dog over so

(55:27):
you can get to the phone. Yeah, exactly.
She I know how to just hide themin my pants and she'll just drag
me. Russell the dog, Bender.
Whereas Betty just kind of lays on the floor next to the bed and
it's like, if you give me one, I'll be happy about it, but you
don't have to just looks at me. I like forget she exists
sometimes. Isa does not allow that.

(55:52):
We are in Chickasha. Chickasha, apparently the only
restaurant here is Sanic. Really.
The Hedgehog. They have a good Christmas light
set up every Christmas. Is it Chickasha I?
Thought it was somewhere else for some.
Reason Yukon has one but Chickasha's is better.

(56:13):
Those are the only two that likeI know about that are like that
people go to now Coney Island, Cincinnati.
That one's crazy. Isn't that like a theme park
though? It's just like a small.
I don't know the origins or whatwhat one came first.
The Coney Island that's a theme park that you're thinking of is

(56:34):
in New York, in New York, I believe.
But I've been told that this is the original Coney Island and
but I don't know what's on it other than the Christmas lights
and I've only been there at night time.
Also, what the hell is a fuckingConey?
I don't know but they have good dogs and by good I just mean
extra long. It oh, I think I cracked it.

(56:57):
I cracked the code. Oh, it's just New York speak
trying to say the word Carney, but they can't use Rs.
They they do have illiterate they do have.
I can't say his name but it's a certain guy.
I went to school with name disease and it's really bad

(57:17):
because his first name had an R and his last name.
Had an R Damn. He changed his name legally to
Scotty. Nobody I know that would listen
to this, Nobody that I went together probably will recognize
that. Well, they might because of the

(57:39):
description of his arse. But.
That's their problem at this point.
We he left because we I. Bullied the shit out.
Of he was an asshole though, youwould.
Be too if that was your name. He was the biggest piece of shit
and a huge creep. Two, there was one time we were
walking around town and he just like, came up to me and grabbed

(58:03):
me by my throat for no reason. Excuse me?
Yeah, it was fucking crazy. How did he not get another air
hole punctured into his? Chest I was like 8.
No. We were very young.
So that was his one and only shot to get that done.
Me and my friend broke his bike on accident.
OK. We didn't.

(58:24):
We weren't trying to break it, but we weren't being nice.
He left his bike at my friend's house and his mom called and
asked us to bring it to him. It was around the corner and so
we like ghost, rode it into the lawn and apparently like the peg
broke off. Now what is he going to sit on
the? Police came to my friend's house
and we're like, so somebody reported some damaged property.

(58:47):
We just want to know what's going on.
And we're like, I don't know what you're talking about.
You never. What's property also for?
Now he's a huge piece of shit, but yeah, we used to make fun of
him all the time. You know an unfortunate last
name, huh? Maynard Maynard is a terrible

(59:10):
name, especially like growing upin Oklahoma, 'cause they What's
the first thing that people are going to say to you?
Like if that's your name. Like Larry the Cable Guy shit.
No. What's up, Gaynard?
Oh. It's it's low hanging fruit is
the thing. Yeah.

(59:30):
And everyone's going to take theopportunity to say it feel cool
for like 2 seconds, but that onepoor kid is just going to
experience that throughout the entire school career.
Yeah. So you have responsibility as
parents when you get to name your child.
Keep in mind you also get to change the last name it stops

(59:51):
with. You.
No it doesn't. No it doesn't.
Keep that shit going. I'm a big lineage guy.
You're a big Gaynard. Fan yeah I like family names.
I think they're important. They're not especially Irish
ones. So fucking fag the the buff then

(01:00:14):
fat then buff guy from Sunny changed his name.
Do you know that? What's his?
Real to his wife's name. What's his name?
It's not Mack. It's.
Rob McElroy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He changed it to Rob Mack legally.

(01:00:37):
Oh, so you can actually be Mack?No, so that he doesn't because
he like, he made a whole YouTubevideo.
That's the gayest thing. He made a whole YouTube video
about it being like, for the longest time, you know, I've
spent so much time correcting people.
People have spent so much time trying to spell my name right.
My name's just been wasting people's time for my entire

(01:00:58):
life. So I feel like it's time to
change. What a gay waste of money.
That is the most retarded diva shit I think I've ever heard.
No, that's some weak. Shit, yeah, it's extremely.
Weak make them learn your name or they don't get to do business
with you. I don't know what it is.
I know that Ryan Reynolds, they're like best friends, like

(01:01:19):
made a song about how difficult his name is to pronounce.
And I wonder if Ryan has just been bullying because Ryan's a
huge piece of shit. So I feel like Rob's just like,
I'm, I'm done. I can't take it anymore.
That was his Maynard. Extremely weak.
That it's weak, but. Like that might be the case is

(01:01:42):
it's just Ryan Reynolds being relentlessly annoying because he
already is to everybody else. Imagine being his friend.
Imagine choosing to be his friend.
Yeah. You already have to have a weak
resolve at that point. Yeah, that fucking sucks, dude.
Like a lot of people are coming out and talking like ever since

(01:02:04):
the thing with his wife and thatdirector and you know, anything
about that, there's like a lawsuit.
That his likeness was used for nice pool.
Well, there is that, too. But like, a lot of people are
coming out and talking about howfucking difficult he is to work
with the director or. No, Ryan, OK, You know, as far

(01:02:28):
as I'm aware, that director is the nicest pussy in the world.
Like everything that's come out about him is other than what
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds has said.
As far as I'm aware, everything that's come out about him has
just been like, he's like, very nice.
Yeah. So here I I do need this this

(01:02:49):
clarification on the matter. Are they complaining that he's
making it unnecessarily hard? Or are they people that just
don't want to do hard work? No, he's pushing them.
No, no, he's just a difficult person.
To complain was, oh, wait, who? Ryan is making it hard.
No, no. No, no, no.

(01:03:09):
No, he's a Dick. OK.
And he will, just like he, he's definitely got some type of
fucking bipolar because the guy that played Weasel in the first
Deadpool movie, I can't rememberhis name off the top of my head,
but you know. Who fucking weasel?
Is fuck all right? Look it up.
He's a comedian. Oh, at the bar.

(01:03:32):
Yeah, OK, yes, yes. He was talking about why he
wasn't in the second one and it was because he's.
Oh, he was talking about why he wasn't in the third one and it
was because he's like, I'll never work with him again.
That was his choice. I thought he just wasn't invited
back after the allegations. It's a little of both, but there
he did an interview before Deadpool 3 was even like coming

(01:03:54):
out just basically saying he like will just come up to you
and be in like a cheerful voice,be like, I don't like you.
I think you're an idiot. I think you're horrible at this.
I don't think you can act and you suck.
All right, let's get back to it.Like, just like really bad
Disney. It's not even like.

(01:04:16):
Yeah. Damn.
Yeah, but but I feel like that'show you perceive any criticism I
send your way at first. If it's through e-mail.
No, no, no, no, no in person. Oh no, your in person criticisms
are either just annoying becausethere's something that I've

(01:04:38):
already thought or they're fine in an e-mail.
I'm like he's doing this to makeme mad.
That son of a bitch, I'll fucking cut him.
I literally, I don't know why anytime you send me an e-mail in
my head when I respond the firstthing I want to type is please

(01:04:59):
refrain from emailing me information about this in the
future. And it could be literally
anything, but the amount of emails from you that I've gotten
angry at every time you send me one, I'm just mad.
I'm like I don't know what this is but I don't like it.
And your keys. Oh fuck.
In fact, when you so you but yousee see me on all the emails

(01:05:23):
that you send to the other girl on our team and when you start
the e-mail with her name, I get a rush of like dopamine seeing
that it's not to me. And I can just, I can just wait
till she either does it or doesn't do it to figure out what

(01:05:43):
I need to do next. I'm just like, oh, he's doing
this to other people too. That's good.
Because I know you do it to other people.
That's just like you do businesse-mail very well.
And by well, I mean effectively in a, in a rubric.
There's not in a like accepted as a cool guy way, just in an

(01:06:05):
effective way. I don't think anybody else gets
as angry with you as I do. I know, I think, I think there
are others that will fight you for first place.
Oh, have you? Oh my God, have you read
Sasquatch's emails? Yeah, they're fucking garbage.
Not on bullshit. Yeah, you forward me two.

(01:06:27):
You forwarded me two of them this week.
Yeah, the last week. And I taught him how to like
format the. 1st. One after that second one
happened, I was like, we're not doing this anymore.
The first one, well, he's doing it I think on the iPad, isn't
he? No.
Oh. He's he has a desktop computer
that he's doing this. Oh my God, well he's typing with
his fat. He's in flicks.

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OK OK, then hit extra buttons like a fucking space bar.
That's true. The biggest button on the
fucking keyboard. Oh, Speaking of guys who suck at
computers, so you know how they couldn't log in yesterday, right
at the end of the day? Yeah.
So I called and I was like, hey,cuz when you.
So what they do to log into the certain application on the
computer is they just use a barcode scanner because it's not

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it's password protected. But I don't know why because it
we just the password is on a sticker in.
Front of it and. It's the same as the username,
but in order to get in, you justscan it.
You just scan a barcode, right? Yeah, but the barcode scanner is
just a instant keyboard, right? Yes.
And so if your keyboard has the caps lock on, the barcode

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scanner has a caps lock on. I did not know that, yeah.
And so and everything for that thing, like for that login has
to be in all caps. The username and password, same
thing, but they have to be in all caps.
And if the caps lock is on, they're in no caps.
They're like under case. Because what it does is it when

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you trigger the thing, what it does is it hit, it virtually
hits the shift button for every key, right?
And if you're hitting the ship button with your caps lock on
it, minimum, it lowercases it, right?
So he says he can't get in. And I'm like, OK, first thing is
I go over to the computer nearest me and I try to log in

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and it works just fine. So I'm like, something's
happening where you're at. It's not system.
Wide, yeah, it's a you issue. So I'm like, is your caps lock
on? He goes, well, it's in lowercase
or it's I, I said, is your caps lock on?
Now? I've explained this to another
person who has no computer experience, and that was
difficult to explain. Having the caps lock on and

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using the barcode scanner on this barcode will make it
lowercase. That's just like quantum physics
to somebody who's never seen a computer before.
But this guy worked on a computer for his entire career
there, so he should know. And he used a barcode.
Yeah, So he goes. So I'm like, just call me on the

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radio. Let me know if just like hit
your cab because the light, he said, wasn't working on the
keyboard, he couldn't tell or something.
He's like, it might be, but the light might not be working and
it doesn't like on most things it'll tell you.
Toggle it off and on to ensure that.
Well, I was like just toggle it,try logging in again, let me
know if that works. But two or three minutes later

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he's like, it didn't work. And I was like, OK, I'll head
over. As I'm heading over or as I as
I'm about to scan the thing myself because the first thing I
do is I'm like, I'm just going to test it as if I'm walking
into it not knowing it's broken and just see if it works.
And I do it and it works. He goes.
While you were doing that, I realized the other keyboard

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might have the caps lock on. So I turned that off.
I just gave him a fist bump and I said good job and I left.
I was so mad. Oh man.
I love that your time is being stolen because all of mine was
stolen. Yeah, well, I knew that I was
going to take Sasquatch. Like the immediate like

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Sasquatch didn't even attempt togo look into the issue.
He just immediately like, hey. Well, he I wouldn't want him to
either because he would probablybreak it.
It's just that mentality that approach to work is not
appropriate to me for a supervisor.
Oh, yeah, no. Well, yeah, it's just.
Like at least roll up your sleeves and look at it.
They don't just immediately be like, not my job.

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Yeah, oh dude, that poor guy today trying to get a hold of
anybody in our department. At the end of the day I heard
that and I'm like fuck. Yeah, that ended up also falling
on me. Yeah, I knew.
I knew when I pulled into your driveway and like after like 3
minutes you weren't there. I was like, oh, he took care of

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it. Great.
But yeah, so yesterday, not onlydid I have that computer
problem, but the first thing is,is I was trying to get into a
get a clown car moved. I had to move one, move it to a
different part of like 5 feet away, but it didn't have a key.
Great. And Big John was the warden of
this clown car. Yes.

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And so I call him because he's not in his area and I hear his
remote or I hear his radio go off next to me and I go, OK, so
he doesn't have a radio. Great.
And I'm not, he never fucking answers his radio because he
never has it. And so I, I think I get called

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away to another computer problemat some point.
I'm going back and forth. I end up calling him and he's
like, oh, he I'm in and he was in your building, which is on
the other side of campus. And so I'm like, OK, I'll meet
you there. Because I didn't want to like
give this whole paragraph as to why I needed him.

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I just need the key. I need to know where it is, but
it's not worth everybody's time.I have the time to head over
there, ask him where it is, whatever.
I'm not going to wait for him tocall.
It's just annoying. So I'm 90% of the way to your
building and I see him and the gnome driving in the opposite

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direction. Even though you'd requested to
be. Even though I explicitly stated
I will be there in a minute. So I'm like, OK, so I do AUE and
I'm following them, but they're in the fast clown car and I'm in
the only slow one. They're the slowest, Yeah.
And I see them going. So to go to one of the buildings

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in the direction they're going, they're either going to his
building, my building, which is behind it, or going all the way
to the other side of campus to the far building or going to the
building that's to the north. Yes.
And there's one main entrance tothat because the way they've

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restructured everything, they put a ramp on the West side of
that N building that everybody goes through.
So I'm watching them trying to see where they're going to go
because I'm not going to be ableto catch up to him in the yard.
I'm going to have to like just get to, I'm just going to have
to follow them to where they're going.
They go up the aisle that you gothrough specifically to go to

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that other building, the one that's that's way east.
And so I'm like, OK, so I go that I, and at that point I
can't see them anymore. So I go to the east building and
they're not there and the whole time I'm trying to get a hold of
him on the radio and he's not picking up and so I'm like fuck
it, I know what happened. He saw that I was trying.

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He gnome knew that I was trying to get a hold of them and
decided I'm going to make it look like I'm going really far
away. He went to the east entrance of
the north building so that he like went behind a bunch of semi
trucks and trailers so I couldn't see them turn just so I
had to go all the way to the other building.

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I was pissed. Yep, and he thinks it's super
funny and doesn't care if it affects.
Well, it's. Literally his job is to fuck off
now. Yeah, Yep, he also made himself
super fireable. Yeah.
Super low impact when he's gone.Yeah, dude, guess what this

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fucker did? What did he do?
So we had to purchase like some new equipment.
We only have four of these like pieces of equipment.
Oh, the crimpers. Yeah.
And he is responsible for conducting training and that
training. On the crimpers, the ones that

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he's never used. Well, he's used them.
Oh, oh, for the guys on the discord, these are the crimpers
that we had to go to Germany for.
Yes, I've mentioned them before.Fucking wild.
And they're super expensive. So everyone does need to be
trained because yeah, we're not going to be just replacing
these. Wilson, Nelson.
Yeah. And anyhow, he was tapped to

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conduct this training. There are only two days that
he's going to be that we have allotted to conduct this
training. The second day for this training
he put in a request for vacationand then his boss approved it.
What the fuck? Yep.

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Oh, he's just a thorn in the side of anyone he can be in
proximity to. Yep, this is great.
It's the best. All right, guys, let me call it
bye. None.