September 15, 2025 • 70 mins
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You are now entering the prism. Oh, doggy.
Hello. Hello.
You're very quiet. You're.
Quiet. No, you're quiet.
(00:22):
I'm loud. That's how this works.
Shut up. I don't know why you're quiet
though. I will Indian wrestle you.
I will you go. With your giant tree trunk
thighs, I will. Turkish mud wrestle you and by
that my entire arm is going in your butt.
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Don't. I will Elmo you I.
Don't know what that means, bring it on.
Don't tempt me with my Jewish you know I'm not going to go
there. We're better than that.
We're better than that, listener.
What even is that? I don't know, but I like it.
(01:04):
Look at the fear in the bottom right corner.
Of his face, I don't know what'sgoing.
On I don't know how to tell the listener about this.
Well, the listener posted it so oh.
OK beautiful semi photo. I love it.
I pulled up the discord the other day.
Who is this guy? That's White Cash Patel.
(01:24):
You didn't see the press conference.
He finally went up and said something and he ended his
speech with I'll see you in Valhalla brother.
Which is not only the cringiest thing in an Indian can say, it's
also really really short sightedwhen 30 hours ago they were
(01:44):
calling the guy a Nazi. How about let's not give them
more ammo you dumbass. It's fucking funny.
Fucking Hindus, man. Just say I'll see you when I see
you. That's way more bleak to say
too. Like if you're wanting to get
the point across that you're sadbecause they were friends.
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Like don't get me wrong, they, they knew each other well.
They spoke with each other often.
They were friends because cash was part of that like podcaster
space. But if you want to get the point
across that you know you killed my friend and I'm sad about it
and I'm upset about it, end yoursentence with I'll see you when
(02:27):
I see you 'cause that's fucked up.
I'll see you in Valhalla. Really only mean something if
you're a Viking or a Nazi. Oh, is that a Nazi thing?
Yeah, the Nazi's like way adopted Viking mythology.
Yeah. So like, you see, like any
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Viking tattoos on somebody who'snot from Scandinavia.
Scandinavia. That guy's.
Probably a Waffen. Yeah, a 1488 guy.
Yeah, good to know. Yeah, that is helpful
information. I just thought they were like.
44 black metal or well, most black metal guitar stuff is like
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back in the 80s and shit, that'sa lot of that was Nazi culture.
I knew. I knew that.
There was like a punk movement. Like it's German inspired.
Yeah, the punk movement was. It had a lot of neo Nazi.
Stuff and it. But I didn't know that it was
like black metal also had. That Oh yeah.
Yeah. I knew it was like church
burning. Good.
(03:30):
Yeah, Paganism. But I didn't connect that with
neo Nazi stuff. That's good to know.
Yeah, that is helpful. Uh oh, we're about to have a
visitor. And you know, it's crossing over
to rap music, which is super interesting.
What is the neo Nazi stuff? What do you mean well?
(03:55):
What do you mean? What do you mean?
What do I mean? I'm referring specifically to
Oh, thank you. Let.
Me see. I'm referring specifically to
the Kanye West stuff. Oh yeah, that's this will work.
Thank you. That's nuts.
Below. What happens?
Oh, this one was cooking. Yeah.
(04:18):
Yeah. So, yeah, Fuente, nice.
Cover it up. Oh yeah, I'll be covering it up
for the rest of the evening. Hey, Marcus, the plumbing is
there's like this mildew smell. I've never smelled A fungus like
that. Oh man, Hey guys, let me know if
(04:42):
you can hear the fan behind me. If you can, I'll figure it out
for next episode, but I'm not turning it off right now.
I think we should just point it toward our balls area.
I want so they, I was talking about earlier those fans that
you can strap to your belt and then, like, hook your shirt on
too, dude. I want one for like, my shoes
that like shoot up into my balls, you know what I mean?
(05:03):
Like you hook them to the insideof your shoe.
Yeah. Yeah.
That's it's blowing shoe air into your into your tape.
Just spreading my foot fungus that I probably have.
I mean, there's got to be a thing.
Athlete's foot to athlete's junkmail.
It's got to be a thing, yeah. I saw some fucking gnarly feet
the other day. I I don't want to say who, but.
(05:25):
Were they mine? No, it was, it was somebody on
the discord. I don't want to name names Foot.
We're doing this weight loss challenge and we're taking
pictures and we're including feet in the weigh in pictures.
Smart. And I like that.
The first one was. Show me your golf clubs it.
Was rough man. Did he have a Golf Club?
(05:45):
No. Fucking.
He's got some nail condition. I was trying to diagnose it.
I was like, man, are your shoes too tight?
What is going on? Yeah, I felt bad because I, I
felt like I was hurt. Like I felt like he thought I
might be making fun of him. Which at first, my first initial
reaction was dude, whoa. Yeah, Russell's first instinct
(06:06):
is but like to razz. I was like immediately like,
maybe we can fix this. Let's.
And I think, I think I might hurt his feelings a little bit,
but I was like literally trying to help it at a certain point.
I was like, what's going on here?
Yeah, Russell's very protective of the boys, but he also has a
(06:27):
tendency to razz on the boys. I'm the only one who's allowed
to. You're that bully that's mean to
other people who try to bully your people, Yeah.
Somebody mentioned you didn't get that one on the show.
I'm so sorry. I suck it back in.
Redo Mulligan. That one was gnarly.
(06:51):
What are you doing to 'cause this?
I ate a lot of garlic and rice. Gotcha.
So I'm going to be. I was pretty fucking stuffed up
today. I mean, I told you I hadn't shit
till like Wednesday morning or since Wednesday morning.
Did you clear the pipes at the factory?
Yeah, but I ended up clocking upbefore I did it because I forgot
(07:13):
I needed to before I left, and by the time I remembered it was
2:00. You're betraying the.
Covenant. I know I literally told somebody
today that it is a human right to shit on company time and then
I didn't today again but. Not only is it a human right,
it's a responsibility. Yeah, it's a human
responsibility, but. Your job.
(07:35):
Seriously, Russell? I had like one big turd and then
did you? Actually get written up for like
I like I write you up that. Would be.
Funny. Huge out of the clock.
Not using work time responsibly.Like, I'm down there, I'm
checking like under stalls for shoes after I watch you clock
out, Russell. Give me your fucking badge.
(07:58):
I clock you back in. Yeah.
Oh man, dude, I'm kind of fucking hungry, honestly.
And I see like a floating chicken nugget or something on
the screen. Yeah, that is Slim Chicken.
Change that. What are you so I?
(08:19):
Think Ingrade's saying right now.
We need to put together our first item that we're going to
purchase with cast funds and I'mputting my vote for the shirt
fans cuz it'll have really good utility like seven months out of
the year. Yeah, that's true.
So listeners, you. You control our comfort and our
(08:41):
fate. Know that?
Sign up to our Patreon that doesn't have anything in it.
This is funny somebody said on the discord how do you learn to
speak jive in sign language and he goes sorry I know it seems
off topic but my son is deaf andI need to learn the sign
language. I should have clarified and I
(09:02):
sent this GIF. It's just a video.
Somebody throwing gang signs. You know Naruto missed the
opportunity with the Cloud Village.
Yeah, that's true. They.
Could have been throwing gang. Signs that would have been
fucking funny if what's his namekill a bee had the.
Like blood. To the fucking blood sign.
(09:26):
What it's not blood bending ninja blood hearts.
Yeah. And I love that ninja blood.
Hearts. Fucking Kishimoto Visiting New
York City or Chicago. That's fucking funny.
There are so many fan around here.
(09:47):
What do you mean? Am I going to the studio?
It is Friday. Past two weeks she's asked me.
Have we not been consistent? I feel.
Like I mean there was a there's been a rush or or a rash of
inconsistency the last like month ish like since I went on
(10:09):
vacation. Yeah, I mean, that's not we had
the fail drive. Have we not been consistent
since we started doing it on Fridays instead of Thursdays
like five years ago? Yeah, I feel like we've been on
our A game. I don't know where this
question's stemming from. I think this might be wishful
thinking from your wife. It is.
It is I, she. She misses you, which is.
She had, I had just told everybody on a Discord, hey, you
(10:32):
guys take a break from like digesting the shooting.
I'll just pay attention to the news.
I'll give you guys updates. And then immediately my wife and
I said I was like, eventually mywife will tell me that I need to
take a break if it goes on too long.
And at that point I'll let you guys know because I get really
fucking annoyed with this stuff and I obsess.
And my only off switch is when she recognizes that and kind of
(10:58):
chills me out. And I just said all that.
And then she messages me and goes, hey, I miss you.
Can we like go somewhere tonight?
I was like, no, I am not in the mood to be in public.
I'm not sure I'm ever going to allow you out in public again
without a vest. This is in a Burke.
Like seriously. Get this girl plate carrier.
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And so I was like, no, but we can watch a movie.
I'm not going outside today. But yeah.
And so I, I, she just wants to spend some time and we, we'll be
together all day tomorrow and I will have to be medicated
because I have to be up all night.
So yeah, usually on Saturdays, I, I don't take my pills.
(11:46):
So I why would? You do that to yourself to catch
up on sleep. Yeah, yeah, Especially after a
week. Like this week I was sleeping
really shitty. Even before Wednesday I was I
was up and down all night. Damn.
I think it's just a weather change and does weird stuff.
My face hurts, which is a fucking my own making.
(12:08):
Yeah, you did this to yourself. Yeah, for sure.
But I'm glad we're not doing face reveals yet.
Oh, you and me both brother. I'll just have a blood beard at
this point. I thought that I could like curb
it. I really like and I have slowed
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down. I don't know why all of a sudden
sprouted. I don't either.
You just decided to start doing it and your brain was like, now
we are going to always do this. Yeah, I don't know what's going
on For guys that don't don't know what's going on is 'cause I
don't think I've really talked about it to them as like back in
May. Yeah, I just started like
(12:51):
picking at my facial hair. Yeah, I think we were in the
stink of our biannual project. Yeah, our inventory project and
then we found out our our lesbian was leaving, yeah and
all that and, and our, our thirdMike had just left as well, the
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one we had for like 2 weeks. And so I, I mean, I know it was
probably stress induced, but yeah, I started picking at it
and then it became a habit. I'm completely hairless on my
face and it's just sores and I keep pulling.
I can't stop. I talked to the doctor last time
I went in Last week or the week before, No.
(13:35):
They're just going to give you another fucking pill.
Dude, Well, I was because it's amedication.
Check to like, you know, see if my medications are working, if
they need to be adjusted. I have to do it every three
months in order to get the Adderall prescription and
continue it. And I was like, this is going on
and I don't know what's causing it.
Could it be something with the Adderall 'cause I was like, I
(13:56):
literally said, I'm like, I knowmeth heads do this.
And he kind of chuckled. He goes, I can look at other
charts, but I don't, I've never heard of my Adderall patients
doing what you're talking about.But just keep an eye on it.
And if you're doing it still when you come back in three
months, we'll figure something out.
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But he didn't want to like. Subject you to another quarter
of the. Yeah, well, 'cause the, I think
the only fucking thing they can give me is like Chantix, which
is the smoker drug, yeah, which will make me kill myself.
Like it's known to kill, like kill people.
Yeah, it also like gives you weird dreams.
Yeah. It makes you kill yourself.
It's it's I'm not getting on something like that, if that's
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the deal, yeah. I'm tired of like everyone
getting prescribed something forfor issues.
There's got to be like another route for that.
Especially the final pill. Doctor prescribes A9 mil.
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If I was a doctor, I would administer that quite a bit
actually. Like ibuprofen?
No, I'd be shooting. Oh boy.
The boys have gone silent. Oh, Nope.
(15:24):
There we go. Oh.
Yeah, ESL is the word translation.
Oh, for ASL. For in ASL you're able to
shortcut things and make OK. Oh, so they're just genuinely
helping that person out? Yeah.
Oh, Speaking of speak and drive,I think I'm pronouncing this
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right. Pigeon English does that?
Does that ring a bell at all? It's.
Never popped up on my radar. OK, I just want to pull
something up. I don't want to see what you
think about it. Oh, no, no, no.
(16:15):
BBC Yeah, the British Broadcasting Channel.
What did you think? I thought you were about to pull
up some heinous stuff. I just want you to read a couple
headlines. How about this one?
This is poignant and this is theofficial BBC.
We don't catch AM. Authorities catch Tyler Yeah, so
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we don't catch em. Authorities catch Tyler
Robinson, Charlie Kirk murder and the beginning of the
article. The first sentence is Dem shoot
Charlie Kirk, one influential right wing activist and close
ally of U.S. President Donald Trump on
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September 10th or on Wednesday 10th September as he they took
for one event for one universityfor Utah.
So I didn't realize this pigeon is a dialect of English spoken
in West Africa. Is it Africa specifically or?
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I think I'd seen something like this for Australia.
Like the new what the hell was that called New Zealand or
Australia? There was like an Aboriginal
translator I guess. I'm trying to, yes, I did see
(17:43):
that too. It's various English based
Creole languages that developed as a simplified communication
systems for people with different linguistic
backgrounds, primarily for commerce and trade.
Oh, OK, so there. It's oh, there's multiple.
So pigeon is just like a but shorthand.
(18:05):
Essentially. Often called nigia.
Nigia. Nigia.
Like as in Nigia? Yeah, 'cause this is
specifically for Africa. I it's I was on this yesterday
but. That is super interesting.
Yeah, I'm only going to digest news via that website from now
on 'cause that's fucking hilarious.
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You should look up Chinese pigeon.
I want to see what some of this is.
Just a dish. Chatty's Pigeon English, all
right. Let's see Chinese pigeon,
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English. Let's see, what does this say
that pulasi sihana salai salai. ES no selem.
Yeah, that pulais. Are are you serious?
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Is that what it says? Do you not see this?
Oh my goodness, dot. Pulis that's fucking awesome.
They literally have a racism translator on the on the
Internet. It's official racism
translations. That's fantastic.
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Why has nobody told me about this before?
The devil finished with arms 7 feet from tip to tip, weighing
74 lbs. Cable what?
I'm trying to find like a good. Same chicken.
A good example, Pigeon. English pigeon word Chinese word
deer roof, window. What?
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That doesn't make sense here. Let's do translator and then
I'll just type in the. Translate from English to
pigeon. Just copy an article.
OK. Copy like the text from an
article and just just go to USA TODAY or whatever.
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USA TODAY. You're definitely not typing in
the correct. Well damn do.
Command A. There you go.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, USA TODAY.
USA TODAY. Yeah, just click any of those,
it doesn't matter. ICE agents fatally shoot
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immigrant and then perfect. Double click that and now
command a fuck. Double click it.
I'll just do the first sentence for now because I don't know
what the character limit is. All right.
We currently have no translations for.
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What? OK.
Chinaman. Where?
Do you see that? It's underneath so you see the
search bar to the top left. Yeah, yeah.
English, Chinese, pigeon dictionary, Chinaman show all
elegant cricket left arm. OK, so we're gonna have to do
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some more digging here. Normal language.
Waiting, waiting, waiting. Federal Immigration.
Mensch. Shoot white for town northwest
side dim say he no want to go drag one agent with Hikaru
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official talk and this. September 12th This is.
This is just. This isn't incredible, huh?
I am going to talk like this. This is.
I'm going to relearn English. So if we were to write a film
script, a movie script for film and TV, and we create a Creole
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character, it'd be it could justwrite regular stuff, throw it
into that and Kick It Out. Yeah.
We'd have to have someone who actually does speak it, though,
to, like, proofread it. Yeah, that's so convenient and
lazy. I love tools like this this.
Is incredible guys, you need to get on this.
Pigeon Yeah. ID.
JGIN Yeah, Yeah. Let's see.
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I was born personally doing it. Nothing.
I'm sorry. This.
Oh, I didn't know that. So once the ear tubes get
fucked. I'm trying to read it.
Do you want to pause? No, I'll look at it later.
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I don't want to air that online.That sucks.
He, we he'd like, just had his kid.
Damn. I think that's who I'm thinking
it is, but I'd have to go back and look.
That sucks. Yeah.
Do you want to tell me what the fuck's going on with this
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pussy's chin, or lack thereof? Yeah, you can see like he's
beefed up the musculature aroundhis lips from a lack of chin,
from having no chin for so long that it's actually somewhat
deformed his face that he's actually trying to jut it
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forward. Yeah, it's from What's that
mewing is he looks maxi. Not then, not in this picture
for sure. I will say this is the hardest
he will ever look though and hasever looked.
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I've seen other pictures of him and he's his mug shot.
His mug shots pretty fucking sick all things considered.
That's a good mug shot for a criminal.
Most shooters deranged fuckers look nuts.
This guy looks like a criminal and that's about it.
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Yeah, yeah. I mean, there's not.
He looks pretty hard, especiallyif you go back and look at other
pictures of him where he's a Sissy little freak.
Yeah, I was about to say, like Russell, quit complimenting you.
I'm not complimenting him. He's a fucking faggot.
And that's how we fight fires. We fight fires with faggots.
You're. Going to say he's a pretty good
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shot or something next. Like what are you?
No, he missed. Yeah, the tard missed.
Was he aiming for the mic? No, he's probably, I think he
was. He was either aiming for the
head or the chest. Brutal.
Yeah, I came up with a list of rules for the Coalition.
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I'll probably will add to them at some point.
The 10 demandments. Yeah, well, we can amend them
and stuff, but I think I got a pretty good list going.
I like #3 though they fight withviolence, but we win by calling
them faggots. I think that speaks the best
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volume. Defense is a good defense.
Yeah, thou shalt wipe front to back.
Did I write that? No, unfortunately, thou shalt
shit before taking the shower, yeah.
(26:07):
Oh man. The only two acceptable ways to
remove the balls from the side of your thigh are to take weird
steps to jostle it loose or to grab the bottom of the sack and
pull it away. So what do you think happens
(26:28):
next? Draconian overreach from the
government to swing the penduluma little bit too far the other
way. What other way wait left or
right? I mean, the left are trying to
get, they're trying to pull the pendulum their way, OK.
(26:49):
And so now it's going to swing. I mean, conservative National
Guard is entering Chicago, if they haven't already.
They're about to. Yeah.
Kathy Hochul just signed a deal.The governor of New York signed
a deal to continue the National Guard presence in the subways.
Because it's working, which is kind.
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Of funny. Look at that.
What? That's crazy.
No way. When you put up firm boundaries,
shit happens. Yeah.
That's wild. Crazy.
But I'm Donnie's about to wipe the slate completely clean.
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And by clean I mean Indian. He's not Indian, but he eats
with his hands and I've seen videos.
That's not me being racist. Russell, you eat with your
hands. But I do it with white hands.
You're give me. Let me see your hands, let me
see your mitts. Those are probably greasy.
No, they're actually clean. Yeah, I sucked them clean before
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I came in a. Hot meal.
No, He, I want. I want.
A condition of one of our beds to be like you have to eat
chowder with your hands like if you lose a bed.
Have you ever seen Blue MountainState?
No, it's, it's like a old, like mid or early to mid 2000s sitcom
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style, but it's like a college show about a football team in
college. And my wife and I have watched
through it before, but we were watching it last night.
We're going to make it like a a thing to watch it every year.
Yeah, now 'cause we watched it back when we lived in the
apartment. Anyway, one of the hazing
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rituals for the freshman on the football team is you have to,
you get like a notebook and it'sfull of secrets of everybody on
the team. And if you lose the notebook,
you get punished. The punishment is is you have to
cook erase, which is you get jock strapped and everybody who
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loses their notebook puts on a jockstrap, jockstrap and
receives an Oreo. And then you have to stick the
Oreo between your cheeks and race everybody else down the
field. What happens if you drop your?
Oreo, you have to eat it and allthe people that the only person
that doesn't have to eat the cookie is the first person that
makes over the line. Everybody else has to so anyway.
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That's a good incentive. Captain the football team is the
guy that plays Jack Reacher. OK, And he's like so different
than Jack Reacher in the show, like huge retarded jock.
It like it's so funny. Anyway, he he's got a good
reign. He he's the captain of the
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football team, but he decides todo the cookie race too, just to
to force out of solidarity. No, so that he can guarantee
that everybody has to eat their cookie basically.
Anyway, he makes it in second. The main character makes it in
first, but he drops his cookie and you find that out.
He dropped his cookie. He has, so he has to eat it.
And as they're like eating theircookie and gross, Thad kind of
(30:04):
just starts walking off in victory.
He's like, I since I was second place, I don't have to eat mine.
He walks off in victory and theneverybody's like, like eating
their cookie. And then it goes over to Thad,
and he's halfway down the football field and he digs in
his ass and he sniffs the cookieand he smiles and then he eats.
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Is that going to be you enjoyingChowder by?
Hand. Yeah, but he's also got.
He's such a fucking funny character.
He has this ritual that every game day before the game, he
jerks off into a pocket pussy. This is before the flashlight, I
believe. So it's just like a tin can with
a pussy in it. OK.
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And you find out that the pocketpussy was given to him by his
father and his father used that pocket pussy in Bosnia while
they were at war. It doesn't explain what war this
was, but I is his father died a war hero in Bosnia.
And with his last, with his lastdying breath, he gave the pocket
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pussy to his friend and said give this to my son.
And so every day or every game day, Thad jerks off with his
pocket pussy. And at some point during a
party, one of the team members steals it.
And so he goes on a rampage. Where's my pocket pussy?
He's like trashing people's rooms and stuff trying to find
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it. And meanwhile, everybody on the
football team is taking turns onthis because they've never used
a pocket pussy before and it's amazing.
They ran train. They ran train on their pocket
on this pocket pussy. They're passing it around and
they all get syphilis. Nice.
It's it's a really funny show because it's just Jack culture
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like to the extreme and it's like early.
It's refreshing because it's like early 2000s, like college
trying. To be like PC or anything, yeah.
It's like the first season is nonudity but because it was
network but I think it got picked up somewhere else because
I remember there being boobs in the rest of the show.
But I I'm almost positive there was.
(32:18):
But anyway, think American Pie style like comedy but as.
ATV. Show, but as ATV show and it's
mostly jock centered centric, Yeah, instead of just bad nerds,
bad nerds and new kid style stuff.
Yeah, yeah, it's really funny. I like that show a lot.
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There's what I was saying. So the main character's best
friend is the mascot of the team, and the school's mascot is
the mountain goats, and the school has an actual mountain
goat. As they're like.
As they're like mascot, like as they're like real guy mascot.
And then they actually have, youknow, this is the main
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character's best friend is a guyin a costume.
But then there's also a mountaingoat named Billy.
There's rival school kidnaps Billy and because the mascot kid
was like walking Billy around, they grab him too.
And he is waiting for somebody. He has his cell phone and he's
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just waiting to be saved by the his team and nobody comes to
pick him up because every year they steal Billy.
They're before their game. This rival school steals Billy.
They give him back after the game.
It's tradition. They didn't mean to take the
other guy. It just happened.
It just kind of happened in the heat of the moment.
And so he's like, my friends will come for me and they never
do. And so finally he just leaves
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and is like, he goes up to the guys at the his guys at the
school. He's like, hey, I've been
kidnapped. And they're like, it's, it'll be
fine. And then he goes back to the
rival school and he's like, I guess they're not.
But anyway, he tries to get he'she, he, he tries to save Billy.
He's like, I'm going to be the hero.
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I'm going to save Billy. And Billy's on a leash.
And the leash is a string, like,it's a rope hanging from like a,
a handle. Yeah.
So there's like AT this is important because they're on a
stairwell and he's running away trying to get away from this,
(34:32):
the cheerleading team and the jacks from the rival school.
And there's like a spiral staircase and they're only a few
flights or not even a whole flight off the ground.
And he's he's, you know, in a pickle, like a baseball pickle.
There's 2A person on either sideof him.
He doesn't he. So he's like, I'm just going to
see. He'll land, he'll make it.
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And so he like kind of drops himover the side of the banister.
Oh, no. And the leash gets caught on the
banister and the fucking killed gets.
Killed. Good grief, so.
He brings the goat's body back and they're like, he's like,
they killed Billy. It's so funny.
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It's it's, it's a good show. I I like that show.
They're instead of steroids. Thad, the linebacker captain.
He injects rabies. Intentionally.
He goes this isn't steroids, that's pussy shit.
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This is rabies. And that doesn't become a
problem. Oh, the whole team gets rabies?
Neat. This is I it's been a while
since I saw that episode. I got into it again.
Oh, they're passing it around, Yeah.
They're all using the rabies. What they assumed was no.
(36:08):
They see how cool that is with rabies and they all do it.
They know it's rabies. Nice.
Yeah, it's great. So I watched all of Atlanta,
which was Donald Glover's TV show.
Oh yeah. It was weird.
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It's really fucking weird. I've never seen the show, but it
looks good. I don't know if I'd find it
necessarily entertaining. Because stuff.
You've recommended. I don't know that you'd see
value in it. Yeah, there are some very funny.
Moments I could appreciate the cinematography of it because
(36:52):
like, like, and I say that it's not probably, it's not like a
master class in cinematography, but I think it looks like it's
shot well. Like it's probably.
It looks like it's got good production value.
Yeah. And I, I think a lot of it is
really nice because it infers things about culture that if
you're paying attention, you wouldn't know about, but you'll
learn. And yeah.
And then you'll, like make parallels with how you see like,
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shit happen, Yeah, in everyday life.
So like there's. I almost just ask you if it
takes place in Saint Louis. Actually, it does.
No, it's it gets fucking weird as shit.
Yeah, really fucking weird. And I think the last episode is
called like it was all a dream. Oh, so it's just lost for black
(37:33):
people? Kinda, it was really fucking
weird. I enjoyed it.
I don't know that it's somethingI need to go back and watch.
Like there are a few shows that I like I will rewatch, like
fucking Parks and Rec. I will usually every 3-4 years
(37:55):
I'll go back and watch. That still haven't watched that
whole show. The Office.
I haven't revisited the office in quite some time.
Have you watched the paper yet? Paper.
The paper No. It's the office spin off that
just came out. No, I haven't.
Actually, I don't know if it's out yet.
But I don't know that it would resonate as well.
It looks like shit, yeah. I don't want to tarnish the the
(38:18):
memory, the legacy of the officeby watching that because I know
it's just they're just trying toride the coattails off that and
squeeze a little. Bit I fucking hate this setup,
it's killing me. Yeah, it's pretty bad.
OK, there's an Australian version that's supposed to come
(38:39):
out. I totally butchered both of
those words. You Yikes.
Come on guys. I wanted to open Imogen new tab
(39:05):
and then not a big cast if that's everybody.
OK, here's more. Can't see it.
Great. Thanks guys.
Yeah, I don't know that I want to watch it.
No, you can't replace Michael with a wacky lady.
(39:31):
Nice. It looks like if Misses Frizzle
Frizzle from Magic School Bus just got an office job.
Is that guy an aboriginal or is he Indian 'cause if he's Indian
to. Assume he's aboriginal.
(39:52):
If he's Indian, I'm going to be sad.
I don't know that they care about all the PC stuff in
Australia. Dude, it's PC hell in Australia.
What are you talking about? Is it really?
Yeah. I thought they were still
getting over people being gay over there.
No, I mean, yes, they, they're hung up on that.
Like, they just legalized gay marriage like, six years ago.
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But no, they're just as bad, if not worse than all of Europe.
As far as what? Speech laws?
Yeah. Yeah.
You get put up in front of humanrights tribunals for making
jokes. Comedians do all the time.
What if you film and release it in a different country?
(40:38):
It depends. I mean, fucking England
threatened that they're going tostart trying to extradite people
for their speech in this country.
Excuse me. Yeah, it was like a year ago.
Obviously they can't. We have no extradition with that
country, especially over speech.Yeah, like we let.
Well, I was. I say I take that back.
Our extradition is very clear. It has to be illegal here for it
(41:01):
to be for the US to send you. Yeah, that's.
Gross. Yeah.
That is super gross. Yeah, this is the only country
you can talk in. That's why.
Really fucking scary. What just happened.
I. Mean there's still consequences.
For you, I mean, I guess you canspeak in Nepal now.
They burned down the parliament building.
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Yeah, what are they going to do?I don't know.
I saw that they held a a mock election on discord, but they
stripped the president down and pushed him into a river.
Could he swim? It was a low river.
Oh, just like to disgrace him. Yeah, the so I did hear this
(41:45):
theory. So what sparked this is the
government basically banned electronic communication.
They got rid of TikTok, Facebook, WhatsApp, WeChat,
everything YouTube. Yeah, there is no social media
or was no social media and Gen. Z had a revolution, not kidding.
And it was all planned a Discordand.
(42:08):
Not allowed to have discord. I don't know how they got away
with it, but VPNs and stuff I guess.
Hell yeah. But fucking toward.
But I heard this theory that themotivation behind that law was
the IT might be tied to the amount of people.
(42:32):
So their entire in economy is based on tourism.
People going up Everest. Yeah.
And if you don't have a Sherpas,you don't have people going up
Everest. And if all of your kids are
hunchbacks with fucking hammer thumbs, you can't be a Sherpa
(42:56):
because you can't carry shit. And so they're like, we need to
get in front of this and make sure these kids can be mules.
And so they're like no phones. That's that was that was a
theory I heard. But yeah, I don't know how true
that is, but it was an interesting theory.
(43:18):
But yeah. Yeah, I like that from a head
cannon. They burned down parliament.
I saw somebody erect a fucking straw hats flag from One Piece
because I can't remember which country it was now, Venezuela I
think. I don't remember classified that
as a active treason or whatever that this straw heads flag was.
(43:46):
Like just recently in one of thethird world countries, the
government said you can't have that flag.
It's a flag of rebellion or something.
For ATV show. Well, because people were
raising it as they were fucking fighting the government.
Oh, it's awesome. Would you quit doing?
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That I hate this place. I want to go home.
You can't. We're stuck here tonight.
We have shit to do. At least we're eating our
dessert before we have to chow down on the vegetables.
It's smart and more entertaining.
(44:29):
Yeah, oh man, How many injuries do you think cock rings have
produced? I honestly don't know how to
cock ring even work so I have noidea.
I didn't like that you looked atmy dump truck.
(44:49):
I was looking at your phone. Just vibrated, dumbass.
The way that you were like, you're like leaning back and
you're like, it looked like you were looking me up and down like
Russell. You're retarded.
Trying to mud wrestle me right now because I got, I got plenty
of mud. Oh.
God, oh, that hurt. That was a painful sneeze.
(45:23):
So no, I might ask that what I think.
I've already asked it actually. It's like, what if your spouse
was turned into an animal and the only way to bring them back
was to have sex with them to completion as an animal, which
(45:45):
would be the least scarring? Animal.
Dolphin. Dolphin.
OK. As long as they they keep the
sex that they already are. Like if yeah that is.
I don't want my wife turning into a male dolphin.
Yeah, this that feels like some genie, but I mean that would
check. Check this shit out.
A Dosi Yeah. Is Dosi a thing?
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The 1st. Dolphin vaginas will blow your
mind. Is the first thing that comes up
when I type in dolphin pussy. God damn.
(46:29):
Girls got lips. Look.
They made toys to simulate. It's not weird for me to say
that that's a nice vagina. It's handsome.
It's also bald when the scientist puts a dog.
(46:52):
Didn't I tell? Talk to you.
OK. Yeah.
Crazy. I'm just saying this is.
Also the person who posted that's name is.
Why Yeah, read that out loud so everybody knows.
Absolutely. It's at big under score cock
under score. I assume something else, but I
can't say it. And his It's a picture of a
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dolphin's pussy and it says I'm just saying dolphins got better
pussy than humans, better pussy than humans.
Human pussy looks nasty. Dolphin pussy cute as fuck.
I just suck on that dolphin's pussy.
What the? That's a wild thing to say.
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What it's Patrick saying? Why the fuck did I have to see
this? Yeah, Dolphins, hands down.
Yeah, it's a good answer. That's a good answer.
Do you think that mermaids are dolphins on the bottom?
Like what kind of fish is a mermaid on the bottom?
That's a good question. I hope it's like an alligator
(47:58):
GAR. It's the top half of an
alligator gar. They have vagina dentata.
That would make The Little Mermaid so much better.
It's like the potion or spell, whatever Ursula used.
Didn't like, finish the job. Yeah.
(48:19):
And downstairs it was just, you know what?
Vicious. Crazy about Earth, Ursula?
How does that bitch shit? Through her mouth.
Which one? She's got 2 mouths, yeah.
Through her butt mouth. She has three mouths, probably
one of. Them made like do do.
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I don't know if octopuses have butt holes.
Would it not be like a cloaca? Yeah, but is it the mouth of the
cloaca? I mean, it does have a beak.
That's what they call the mouth is a beak.
Yeah, look up an octopus butt hole.
(49:00):
OK, that is an excellent question, Russell Octopus, but.
Hole. I don't even know how they
reproduce. Where?
Why can't you? Just go to.
(49:21):
Images An octopus's butt hole, or anus is located at the base
of its siphon or funnel, a tube that is on the mantle.
Large sack above the eyes. Where are the fucking?
It's on their face. Octopuses be fucked up.
Yeah, it sure is. Let me this right here The.
(49:49):
Oh my goodness, yeah, it's funnel is.
Yeah, they literally have a butthead.
That's awesome. And it makes all of.
The mouth that makes all of the depictions of Cthulhu so much
more hilarious. He's just mooning you at all
times. When they said that you stare
into the void when you see Cthulhu, it just means his ear
(50:10):
butt. I can't hear you.
You got shit in my ears. That's awesome.
So mind flayers are just like small cthulhu's, right?
Yeah, that means that they also have ass ears.
(50:32):
Yeah. It's pretty fucking cool.
I'm glad we learned that together.
The OOD from Doctor Who? Same thing.
That sounds super familiar. It's the octopus head guys with
the ball in their hand. Yep Yep.
I don't remember much about Doctor Who, but I do remember
the Silence. They looked like Graze but with
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butt mouths. Dude, they.
'D be so unfortunate every time you fart.
Potentially run the risk of getting pain guy.
But nobody remembers you, so youcan't be that embarrassed.
I'm just saying he's an octopus.Oh yeah.
Just in general, just running your sewage pipe right across
(51:18):
your eyes. They're lucky they live in a
place where they can constantly fucking wash that out with the
fucking saline. Yeah, man, if I had a butt for a
fucking head I'd want to disguise myself as a rock as
well. So you could shit and beast, no
(51:40):
one could tell. Yeah, just cuttlefish.
More like bottle fish. Are those octopuses or squids?
They're the same. Thing they're not.
I want them to be too, but they're not.
Did you know? We don't know how eels reproduce
(52:03):
that. Feels like such an easy thing to
find out. Every year they go away for a
few months and then they come back and we don't know where
they go. They never actually.
Die, but there's just more of them.
We just had a finite amount of eels and they all come out.
No, they. Keep making more and we don't
(52:25):
know where they're coming from. Russell.
I'm not kidding. Why would we not know that?
Why can't we just like, put themin a fish tank together?
Like put two eels together. Now that I don't know.
No, just put eel reproduction. Don't do all this.
(52:45):
That's how you get confirmation bias.
Are you typing Jenna Taylor? There we go.
Yeah. Complex migratory life cycle and
spawning. They release their eggs.
Oh. I see we finally solved eel
(53:05):
reproduction, so maybe they did.Oh yeah, it was two years ago.
See. So they just swim to one spot
specifically. OK, so today I learned.
Before 20/22 it was unknown how eels reproduced.
Yep, Yep. OK, so I was half right.
(53:26):
We do know now, but yeah, we didn't know last time I checked.
It was probably someone like me who got pissed off that this was
a mystery. It's like it's like you just
started. Slapping eels together till you
got another one. But like I think the deal was is
they have no like visible reproduction, reproductive
organs or something. And so like, they just didn't,
(53:50):
they couldn't figure it out. I would assume they just throw a
cloud under the water and the dudes throw their cloud under
the water on top of that cloud and then it's fine.
Yeah, that is weird. It's all like.
I'll just be throwing clouds everywhere, honestly.
(54:11):
Yeah, Shit, already do. Oh, that mud, that Basie mud I.
(54:34):
Don't like that smell? Good.
Yeah, that was bad. What just happened in my pants?
Are you going to have to use some time off?
No, no, I'm still constipated, don't worry.
(54:56):
I want to know why we haven't been able to reproduce the
electric eel like superpower butfor me.
Like you think we could put an immune system suppression on you
and graft eel cells on to you? Like we know I don't, but we
(55:20):
collectively know how they shocked shit.
Why can't we make me do that? Why can't we?
That'd be one of the most irresponsible things that but
like could ever do. But like OK, specifically you.
Listen, I'll fucking kill you. As the leader of Tesla, I feel
(55:41):
like Elon Musk should get dibs. Yeah, I know.
Like I heard, I'm sorry, I heardfrom a guy that does like.
Like what if like a rape defense?
Yeah, like a fucking hand Taser.You like shock the ever living
out but they have to be inside. You that we'll see.
That's how I know that rape isn't as prevalent as as people
(56:04):
say it is, is because we haven'tdeveloped a defense against it
through evolution. So it's not a problem.
So either rape's not a problem, or evolution didn't happen.
But it's one of the. There's no Gray area, no middle.
Ground whatsoever as well as like drinking is fine for you
because we haven't fixed it withlike you could use evolution to
(56:28):
disprove pretty much everything.Everything that you doesn't
agree with you Yeah, with your opinions.
Yeah, there is obviously not. See, drinking's fine.
I, I drank yesterday. I'm fine.
Yeah, like fucking there's obviously not that many mass
shootings because we have not evolved the ability to repel
bullets. I did.
(56:49):
Somebody said earlier you can develop bullet immunity if you
shoot yourself with small bullets every day.
I like that. I do want to like, yeah, that's
where my fucking money needs to go when this thing takes off is
(57:11):
I need to go to a fucking allergy guy and get tested.
I cannot take any supplement. I tried.
Like I bought that multivitamin.Yeah, and it was like top of the
line because I have a problem with shitty supplement pills
specifically. They give me.
I have some type of reaction to whatever filler they're using.
Yeah, but it gives me a, a sore throat immediately and it
(57:35):
doesn't go away till I stop taking them.
And it's not just with vitamins.It's been with pretty much any
supplement I've tried. Like my dad bought me a for
Christmas as a joke. He bought me, he thought it was
a joke, a Beard Club subscription.
And there were like pills that you could take.
And it was a lot, mostly biotin,but that I couldn't I couldn't
(57:58):
take that. I couldn't take Alpha brain when
I was trying that because it everything makes my fucking
throat sore. I take pills every morning.
So it's not, it's not like a like a weed.
Like a different like there's pharmaceutical grade filler and
then there is filler that supplements are using.
It's that or it's like the capsule that's being used or
(58:19):
something. I can't figure it out, but it's
any any capsule. And Adderall comes in a plastic
capsule, so I know it's not there's something that that the
supplements have in common that I haven't figured out.
I asked Chad, GBT and Grok. They both didn't really give me
good results. I need to go to an allergen
specialist and see what's going on and then like start getting
(58:40):
allergies. So your throat just gets a
little itchy. No, it gets to the point where I
can't talk like it hurts to talkweak, like I like.
It gets the point where like, you know.
If you take enough of the supplements, you'll get strong
enough for it to not be a problem anymore.
You know, when, like, you get, like, bumped in the nose and it
like, causes like, yeah, it's like that kind of pain after
(59:03):
like a week, yeah. You lasted a week trying that.
This was back in high school that I like.
Started doing Subs. Started doing a certain 1, I
don't remember what it was, but it was the first time I'd done
like these capsules and then I didn't realize it was what was
(59:24):
making me sick at the time. I didn't realize that until
well, like way later when I start when I started taking a
different supplement at some point and I was like, oh, this
stopped when I stopped those other ones.
And it's not where it I think it's this.
And then I tried it again and again with different like
completely different things for different like supplementations.
(59:46):
Like the first one was I was experimenting with trying to get
off of Adderall by taking different thermogenic drugs.
Yeah, so meth, but like the one the kind of meth you can buy on
Amazon, like gas station meth. Yeah.
So like diet pills is basically.What it all was Nodos.
(01:00:08):
Caffeine. Yeah, but it was like marketed
toward replacing your Adderall. That was the first thing.
I just don't remember what it was called exactly.
But the second thing was prob I think it was either the beard
club or the the Alpha brain thatboth of those did that.
I've tried different like vitamins, the solid pills.
(01:00:32):
So like 1A days, one a day men's.
Yeah, I took those for a while, but they started giving me heart
palpitations. Whoa.
And I don't know what was. It's got to be like one specific
part of it that's. Doing I'm going to just get
Flintstone vitamins, I think just.
Get. Injected the vitamins?
Yeah, I don't. What do you?
(01:00:53):
Mean you get like AB12 shot or something like that.
No, I want to like have a daily like to get a daily like intake
of vitamins because I'm supplementing my diet with pure
milk protein. Yeah, bypass the throat
entirely. Just shove it in your.
(01:01:15):
Throat that would cost way more money than it's worth.
It could be covered I. I mean, I could ask him, but I
doubt it. Here's another idea, side dose
cocaine so that your metabolism spikes even more and you take it
up faster and then it'll also like soothe your throat with
(01:01:38):
that flood of mucus you have like a protective layer.
It won't. Like the mucus won't start
tearing fucking through my esophagus.
Yeah, it I've I've always had like, yeah, especially ever
since I moved down here. My allergies are shit but I've
been I've always been allergic to grass and I break out in
(01:02:01):
hives every time I weed eat. Someone pushes you down, you
follow the grass, catch yourselffucking arms.
Yeah, I, I like it's like you. Come up like 2 faced.
Do you ever watch the live action EON Flux movie?
No. Oh man, there's this.
Why would I do that? It came out a long time ago.
I was a kid when I came out, butone of the characters has like
(01:02:24):
hands for feet. You and.
It's really shitty because she'sblack and they're trying to like
infiltrate this compound or whatever.
I don't know if you know about the EON Flux universe, but it's
like in the future and everybody's like weird and
bionic and shit. I don't remember exactly what
the plot is, but one thing that always stuck out in my head from
that movie was she's like hops afence.
(01:02:48):
And as she lands on the grass, the grass like does this like
stiffens up. It like stiffens up and you find
out it's needles and she like lands on the grass and it like
goes through her feet. And I'm like, that's literally
what it feels like to walk around barefoot for me.
Like it's no way it's not that bad, but it like it itches
(01:03:10):
immediately. Like I'm very allergic.
Not very allergic, I'm just allergic enough for it to be
extremely annoying. So you're a little tenderfoot.
Yeah, I can't. Like I'm not going to die from
it. I think that's truly why you're
so conservatives, because you'rescared of being a hippie where
you'll be forced to take your shoes off and walk barefoot.
No, I walk barefoot. See I'm scared of it because I
(01:03:32):
like the feeling of especially my father in law's grasp for all
the shit I give him. He has nice grass but I'm always
fucking punished for it afterwards.
But I when I take my dogs out I don't bother putting my shoes on
so if I have to go chase after them.
I think that we just need to embrace that life is
(01:03:55):
uncomfortable, life is discomfort.
Yeah, I'm saying that when this starts taking off, one of the
things I'm going to invest in isin.
Getting pricked and then doing apanel on you.
Yeah, and getting like allergy shots so I can like, you know,
live above comfort. So if you start doing Claritin
and then start taking those supplements, would that work?
(01:04:16):
I don't know, I'm afraid. Front load like a month's worth
of Claritin and then start taking the supplements.
I have to do this research because they have found that
whatever is in. Antihistamines.
Specifically Hat Man Benadryl. Yeah, specifically Benadryl.
(01:04:43):
Long term use of Benadryl specifically.
Dementia. Causes dementia and I need to do
some research 'cause it's a specific type of antihistamine
that does it. I can't remember exactly what it
was. I saw somebody explaining it but
I'm afraid of like those types of drugs after I found that out
'cause I'm already retarded. Yeah, but I mean, it won't be
(01:05:07):
your problem anymore, which is kind of nice.
Yeah, but I want to have the wherewithal to blow my own
brain. You're scared and.
Then you'll. Yeah.
Forget that you were scared in the 1st place and then.
I want to have the wherewithal enough to be able to blow my own
brains out when I'm already dead.
Like mentally? Yeah, I don't want someone
wiping my butt hole for me. If it was my son, if it was my
(01:05:29):
son, that. 'D be heartbreaking.
For him. Lift the sack son, but you got
to get it in the balls. But I you don't want that shit
taking them up in the poops. But I'm not having kids anytime
soon, so I'm not. Yeah, it'll be weird.
(01:05:53):
We'll see. I'm going to have to start using
protection again soon anyway. Nice.
Yeah. Here's hoping that that fucking
surgery works. You're going to knock your wife
up immediately. God, that would be, you know,
you know how happy I would be ifthat happened.
Right after the surgery. I'm sure they're going to tell
(01:06:13):
you like, just don't. Yeah, they'd say.
Give it a week or so do. You think the cost of the
surgery comes with a pocket pussy?
No, I mean we don't. Keep you off your.
Wife, I'm not a fucking rabbit. I can I, I can wait quite a bit
of time, but but it would be like if it happened, I would be
very happy about it. I don't know if she would, but.
(01:06:35):
Dude, she'd get over it. What would be your plan to like
get finances in order to like prepared?
Bank robbery. Nice, so you can raise them from
a jail cell? Yeah, if you thought you had
throat problems before. I'm not seeing the inside of a
jail. What are you talking about?
You have to practice swallowing that mic without the pop.
(01:07:01):
No, I have to practice swallowing.
Mic. Prison mic.
Oh man. I like how they call it the
penal system. Like no, it takes you'd feel the
(01:07:23):
full force of the penal. System.
At least it's not the panel system, but.
It's also that it's both. Yeah, entering the penile system
and then they expect you to be rehabilitated afterwards.
I mean, it's a good way to dissuade me from doing crimes I.
(01:07:44):
Definitely rape. Yeah, me too.
It works. It's effective.
Like when somebody like you know, posts up on you, don't
threaten to kill them. Just tell them if I feel you
touch me I will insert my cock in your ass and then I'll kill
(01:08:10):
you. But what if they like that?
What if they're gay and suicidaland they find you attractive?
Then I'll insert a knife in yourass so you always have knife
rape. Knife rape is always there for
you when you need it. It it's.
Called sodomy by instrumentation.
It's called a Gaddafi. Yeah, that's true.
(01:08:35):
That's. True.
Why did the man throw the clock out the window?
Because it reminded him of Richard Clark, the man who was
convicted of knife raping his wife.
It's a Norm MacDonald joke. Nice.
Rest in peace, Norm. He was funny.
(01:09:01):
OK, OK. Bye, guys.
(01:09:45):
None.
You are now entering the prism. Oh, doggy.
Hello. Hello.
You're very quiet. You're.
Quiet. No, you're quiet.
(00:22):
I'm loud. That's how this works.
Shut up. I don't know why you're quiet
though. I will Indian wrestle you.
I will you go. With your giant tree trunk
thighs, I will. Turkish mud wrestle you and by
that my entire arm is going in your butt.
(00:42):
Don't. I will Elmo you I.
Don't know what that means, bring it on.
Don't tempt me with my Jewish you know I'm not going to go
there. We're better than that.
We're better than that, listener.
What even is that? I don't know, but I like it.
(01:04):
Look at the fear in the bottom right corner.
Of his face, I don't know what'sgoing.
On I don't know how to tell the listener about this.
Well, the listener posted it so oh.
OK beautiful semi photo. I love it.
I pulled up the discord the other day.
Who is this guy? That's White Cash Patel.
(01:24):
You didn't see the press conference.
He finally went up and said something and he ended his
speech with I'll see you in Valhalla brother.
Which is not only the cringiest thing in an Indian can say, it's
also really really short sightedwhen 30 hours ago they were
(01:44):
calling the guy a Nazi. How about let's not give them
more ammo you dumbass. It's fucking funny.
Fucking Hindus, man. Just say I'll see you when I see
you. That's way more bleak to say
too. Like if you're wanting to get
the point across that you're sadbecause they were friends.
(02:06):
Like don't get me wrong, they, they knew each other well.
They spoke with each other often.
They were friends because cash was part of that like podcaster
space. But if you want to get the point
across that you know you killed my friend and I'm sad about it
and I'm upset about it, end yoursentence with I'll see you when
(02:27):
I see you 'cause that's fucked up.
I'll see you in Valhalla. Really only mean something if
you're a Viking or a Nazi. Oh, is that a Nazi thing?
Yeah, the Nazi's like way adopted Viking mythology.
Yeah. So like, you see, like any
(02:48):
Viking tattoos on somebody who'snot from Scandinavia.
Scandinavia. That guy's.
Probably a Waffen. Yeah, a 1488 guy.
Yeah, good to know. Yeah, that is helpful
information. I just thought they were like.
44 black metal or well, most black metal guitar stuff is like
(03:09):
back in the 80s and shit, that'sa lot of that was Nazi culture.
I knew. I knew that.
There was like a punk movement. Like it's German inspired.
Yeah, the punk movement was. It had a lot of neo Nazi.
Stuff and it. But I didn't know that it was
like black metal also had. That Oh yeah.
Yeah. I knew it was like church
burning. Good.
(03:30):
Yeah, Paganism. But I didn't connect that with
neo Nazi stuff. That's good to know.
Yeah, that is helpful. Uh oh, we're about to have a
visitor. And you know, it's crossing over
to rap music, which is super interesting.
What is the neo Nazi stuff? What do you mean well?
(03:55):
What do you mean? What do you mean?
What do I mean? I'm referring specifically to
Oh, thank you. Let.
Me see. I'm referring specifically to
the Kanye West stuff. Oh yeah, that's this will work.
Thank you. That's nuts.
Below. What happens?
Oh, this one was cooking. Yeah.
(04:18):
Yeah. So, yeah, Fuente, nice.
Cover it up. Oh yeah, I'll be covering it up
for the rest of the evening. Hey, Marcus, the plumbing is
there's like this mildew smell. I've never smelled A fungus like
that. Oh man, Hey guys, let me know if
(04:42):
you can hear the fan behind me. If you can, I'll figure it out
for next episode, but I'm not turning it off right now.
I think we should just point it toward our balls area.
I want so they, I was talking about earlier those fans that
you can strap to your belt and then, like, hook your shirt on
too, dude. I want one for like, my shoes
that like shoot up into my balls, you know what I mean?
(05:03):
Like you hook them to the insideof your shoe.
Yeah. Yeah.
That's it's blowing shoe air into your into your tape.
Just spreading my foot fungus that I probably have.
I mean, there's got to be a thing.
Athlete's foot to athlete's junkmail.
It's got to be a thing, yeah. I saw some fucking gnarly feet
the other day. I I don't want to say who, but.
(05:25):
Were they mine? No, it was, it was somebody on
the discord. I don't want to name names Foot.
We're doing this weight loss challenge and we're taking
pictures and we're including feet in the weigh in pictures.
Smart. And I like that.
The first one was. Show me your golf clubs it.
Was rough man. Did he have a Golf Club?
(05:45):
No. Fucking.
He's got some nail condition. I was trying to diagnose it.
I was like, man, are your shoes too tight?
What is going on? Yeah, I felt bad because I, I
felt like I was hurt. Like I felt like he thought I
might be making fun of him. Which at first, my first initial
reaction was dude, whoa. Yeah, Russell's first instinct
(06:06):
is but like to razz. I was like immediately like,
maybe we can fix this. Let's.
And I think, I think I might hurt his feelings a little bit,
but I was like literally trying to help it at a certain point.
I was like, what's going on here?
Yeah, Russell's very protective of the boys, but he also has a
(06:27):
tendency to razz on the boys. I'm the only one who's allowed
to. You're that bully that's mean to
other people who try to bully your people, Yeah.
Somebody mentioned you didn't get that one on the show.
I'm so sorry. I suck it back in.
Redo Mulligan. That one was gnarly.
(06:51):
What are you doing to 'cause this?
I ate a lot of garlic and rice. Gotcha.
So I'm going to be. I was pretty fucking stuffed up
today. I mean, I told you I hadn't shit
till like Wednesday morning or since Wednesday morning.
Did you clear the pipes at the factory?
Yeah, but I ended up clocking upbefore I did it because I forgot
(07:13):
I needed to before I left, and by the time I remembered it was
2:00. You're betraying the.
Covenant. I know I literally told somebody
today that it is a human right to shit on company time and then
I didn't today again but. Not only is it a human right,
it's a responsibility. Yeah, it's a human
responsibility, but. Your job.
(07:35):
Seriously, Russell? I had like one big turd and then
did you? Actually get written up for like
I like I write you up that. Would be.
Funny. Huge out of the clock.
Not using work time responsibly.Like, I'm down there, I'm
checking like under stalls for shoes after I watch you clock
out, Russell. Give me your fucking badge.
(07:58):
I clock you back in. Yeah.
Oh man, dude, I'm kind of fucking hungry, honestly.
And I see like a floating chicken nugget or something on
the screen. Yeah, that is Slim Chicken.
Change that. What are you so I?
(08:19):
Think Ingrade's saying right now.
We need to put together our first item that we're going to
purchase with cast funds and I'mputting my vote for the shirt
fans cuz it'll have really good utility like seven months out of
the year. Yeah, that's true.
So listeners, you. You control our comfort and our
(08:41):
fate. Know that?
Sign up to our Patreon that doesn't have anything in it.
This is funny somebody said on the discord how do you learn to
speak jive in sign language and he goes sorry I know it seems
off topic but my son is deaf andI need to learn the sign
language. I should have clarified and I
(09:02):
sent this GIF. It's just a video.
Somebody throwing gang signs. You know Naruto missed the
opportunity with the Cloud Village.
Yeah, that's true. They.
Could have been throwing gang. Signs that would have been
fucking funny if what's his namekill a bee had the.
Like blood. To the fucking blood sign.
(09:26):
What it's not blood bending ninja blood hearts.
Yeah. And I love that ninja blood.
Hearts. Fucking Kishimoto Visiting New
York City or Chicago. That's fucking funny.
There are so many fan around here.
(09:47):
What do you mean? Am I going to the studio?
It is Friday. Past two weeks she's asked me.
Have we not been consistent? I feel.
Like I mean there was a there's been a rush or or a rash of
inconsistency the last like month ish like since I went on
(10:09):
vacation. Yeah, I mean, that's not we had
the fail drive. Have we not been consistent
since we started doing it on Fridays instead of Thursdays
like five years ago? Yeah, I feel like we've been on
our A game. I don't know where this
question's stemming from. I think this might be wishful
thinking from your wife. It is.
It is I, she. She misses you, which is.
She had, I had just told everybody on a Discord, hey, you
(10:32):
guys take a break from like digesting the shooting.
I'll just pay attention to the news.
I'll give you guys updates. And then immediately my wife and
I said I was like, eventually mywife will tell me that I need to
take a break if it goes on too long.
And at that point I'll let you guys know because I get really
fucking annoyed with this stuff and I obsess.
And my only off switch is when she recognizes that and kind of
(10:58):
chills me out. And I just said all that.
And then she messages me and goes, hey, I miss you.
Can we like go somewhere tonight?
I was like, no, I am not in the mood to be in public.
I'm not sure I'm ever going to allow you out in public again
without a vest. This is in a Burke.
Like seriously. Get this girl plate carrier.
(11:22):
And so I was like, no, but we can watch a movie.
I'm not going outside today. But yeah.
And so I, I, she just wants to spend some time and we, we'll be
together all day tomorrow and I will have to be medicated
because I have to be up all night.
So yeah, usually on Saturdays, I, I don't take my pills.
(11:46):
So I why would? You do that to yourself to catch
up on sleep. Yeah, yeah, Especially after a
week. Like this week I was sleeping
really shitty. Even before Wednesday I was I
was up and down all night. Damn.
I think it's just a weather change and does weird stuff.
My face hurts, which is a fucking my own making.
(12:08):
Yeah, you did this to yourself. Yeah, for sure.
But I'm glad we're not doing face reveals yet.
Oh, you and me both brother. I'll just have a blood beard at
this point. I thought that I could like curb
it. I really like and I have slowed
(12:28):
down. I don't know why all of a sudden
sprouted. I don't either.
You just decided to start doing it and your brain was like, now
we are going to always do this. Yeah, I don't know what's going
on For guys that don't don't know what's going on is 'cause I
don't think I've really talked about it to them as like back in
May. Yeah, I just started like
(12:51):
picking at my facial hair. Yeah, I think we were in the
stink of our biannual project. Yeah, our inventory project and
then we found out our our lesbian was leaving, yeah and
all that and, and our, our thirdMike had just left as well, the
(13:14):
one we had for like 2 weeks. And so I, I mean, I know it was
probably stress induced, but yeah, I started picking at it
and then it became a habit. I'm completely hairless on my
face and it's just sores and I keep pulling.
I can't stop. I talked to the doctor last time
I went in Last week or the week before, No.
(13:35):
They're just going to give you another fucking pill.
Dude, Well, I was because it's amedication.
Check to like, you know, see if my medications are working, if
they need to be adjusted. I have to do it every three
months in order to get the Adderall prescription and
continue it. And I was like, this is going on
and I don't know what's causing it.
Could it be something with the Adderall 'cause I was like, I
(13:56):
literally said, I'm like, I knowmeth heads do this.
And he kind of chuckled. He goes, I can look at other
charts, but I don't, I've never heard of my Adderall patients
doing what you're talking about.But just keep an eye on it.
And if you're doing it still when you come back in three
months, we'll figure something out.
(14:18):
But he didn't want to like. Subject you to another quarter
of the. Yeah, well, 'cause the, I think
the only fucking thing they can give me is like Chantix, which
is the smoker drug, yeah, which will make me kill myself.
Like it's known to kill, like kill people.
Yeah, it also like gives you weird dreams.
Yeah. It makes you kill yourself.
It's it's I'm not getting on something like that, if that's
(14:41):
the deal, yeah. I'm tired of like everyone
getting prescribed something forfor issues.
There's got to be like another route for that.
Especially the final pill. Doctor prescribes A9 mil.
(15:01):
If I was a doctor, I would administer that quite a bit
actually. Like ibuprofen?
No, I'd be shooting. Oh boy.
The boys have gone silent. Oh, Nope.
(15:24):
There we go. Oh.
Yeah, ESL is the word translation.
Oh, for ASL. For in ASL you're able to
shortcut things and make OK. Oh, so they're just genuinely
helping that person out? Yeah.
Oh, Speaking of speak and drive,I think I'm pronouncing this
(15:49):
right. Pigeon English does that?
Does that ring a bell at all? It's.
Never popped up on my radar. OK, I just want to pull
something up. I don't want to see what you
think about it. Oh, no, no, no.
(16:15):
BBC Yeah, the British Broadcasting Channel.
What did you think? I thought you were about to pull
up some heinous stuff. I just want you to read a couple
headlines. How about this one?
This is poignant and this is theofficial BBC.
We don't catch AM. Authorities catch Tyler Yeah, so
(16:39):
we don't catch em. Authorities catch Tyler
Robinson, Charlie Kirk murder and the beginning of the
article. The first sentence is Dem shoot
Charlie Kirk, one influential right wing activist and close
ally of U.S. President Donald Trump on
(17:00):
September 10th or on Wednesday 10th September as he they took
for one event for one universityfor Utah.
So I didn't realize this pigeon is a dialect of English spoken
in West Africa. Is it Africa specifically or?
(17:22):
I think I'd seen something like this for Australia.
Like the new what the hell was that called New Zealand or
Australia? There was like an Aboriginal
translator I guess. I'm trying to, yes, I did see
(17:43):
that too. It's various English based
Creole languages that developed as a simplified communication
systems for people with different linguistic
backgrounds, primarily for commerce and trade.
Oh, OK, so there. It's oh, there's multiple.
So pigeon is just like a but shorthand.
(18:05):
Essentially. Often called nigia.
Nigia. Nigia.
Like as in Nigia? Yeah, 'cause this is
specifically for Africa. I it's I was on this yesterday
but. That is super interesting.
Yeah, I'm only going to digest news via that website from now
on 'cause that's fucking hilarious.
(18:26):
You should look up Chinese pigeon.
I want to see what some of this is.
Just a dish. Chatty's Pigeon English, all
right. Let's see Chinese pigeon,
(18:49):
English. Let's see, what does this say
that pulasi sihana salai salai. ES no selem.
Yeah, that pulais. Are are you serious?
(19:10):
Is that what it says? Do you not see this?
Oh my goodness, dot. Pulis that's fucking awesome.
They literally have a racism translator on the on the
Internet. It's official racism
translations. That's fantastic.
(19:31):
Why has nobody told me about this before?
The devil finished with arms 7 feet from tip to tip, weighing
74 lbs. Cable what?
I'm trying to find like a good. Same chicken.
A good example, Pigeon. English pigeon word Chinese word
deer roof, window. What?
(19:55):
That doesn't make sense here. Let's do translator and then
I'll just type in the. Translate from English to
pigeon. Just copy an article.
OK. Copy like the text from an
article and just just go to USA TODAY or whatever.
(20:22):
USA TODAY. You're definitely not typing in
the correct. Well damn do.
Command A. There you go.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, USA TODAY.
USA TODAY. Yeah, just click any of those,
it doesn't matter. ICE agents fatally shoot
(20:43):
immigrant and then perfect. Double click that and now
command a fuck. Double click it.
I'll just do the first sentence for now because I don't know
what the character limit is. All right.
We currently have no translations for.
(21:07):
What? OK.
Chinaman. Where?
Do you see that? It's underneath so you see the
search bar to the top left. Yeah, yeah.
English, Chinese, pigeon dictionary, Chinaman show all
elegant cricket left arm. OK, so we're gonna have to do
(21:33):
some more digging here. Normal language.
Waiting, waiting, waiting. Federal Immigration.
Mensch. Shoot white for town northwest
side dim say he no want to go drag one agent with Hikaru
(21:55):
official talk and this. September 12th This is.
This is just. This isn't incredible, huh?
I am going to talk like this. This is.
I'm going to relearn English. So if we were to write a film
script, a movie script for film and TV, and we create a Creole
(22:20):
character, it'd be it could justwrite regular stuff, throw it
into that and Kick It Out. Yeah.
We'd have to have someone who actually does speak it, though,
to, like, proofread it. Yeah, that's so convenient and
lazy. I love tools like this this.
Is incredible guys, you need to get on this.
Pigeon Yeah. ID.
JGIN Yeah, Yeah. Let's see.
(22:43):
I was born personally doing it. Nothing.
I'm sorry. This.
Oh, I didn't know that. So once the ear tubes get
fucked. I'm trying to read it.
Do you want to pause? No, I'll look at it later.
(23:04):
I don't want to air that online.That sucks.
He, we he'd like, just had his kid.
Damn. I think that's who I'm thinking
it is, but I'd have to go back and look.
That sucks. Yeah.
Do you want to tell me what the fuck's going on with this
(23:28):
pussy's chin, or lack thereof? Yeah, you can see like he's
beefed up the musculature aroundhis lips from a lack of chin,
from having no chin for so long that it's actually somewhat
deformed his face that he's actually trying to jut it
(23:49):
forward. Yeah, it's from What's that
mewing is he looks maxi. Not then, not in this picture
for sure. I will say this is the hardest
he will ever look though and hasever looked.
(24:09):
I've seen other pictures of him and he's his mug shot.
His mug shots pretty fucking sick all things considered.
That's a good mug shot for a criminal.
Most shooters deranged fuckers look nuts.
This guy looks like a criminal and that's about it.
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Yeah, yeah. I mean, there's not.
He looks pretty hard, especiallyif you go back and look at other
pictures of him where he's a Sissy little freak.
Yeah, I was about to say, like Russell, quit complimenting you.
I'm not complimenting him. He's a fucking faggot.
And that's how we fight fires. We fight fires with faggots.
You're. Going to say he's a pretty good
(24:53):
shot or something next. Like what are you?
No, he missed. Yeah, the tard missed.
Was he aiming for the mic? No, he's probably, I think he
was. He was either aiming for the
head or the chest. Brutal.
Yeah, I came up with a list of rules for the Coalition.
(25:19):
I'll probably will add to them at some point.
The 10 demandments. Yeah, well, we can amend them
and stuff, but I think I got a pretty good list going.
I like #3 though they fight withviolence, but we win by calling
them faggots. I think that speaks the best
(25:44):
volume. Defense is a good defense.
Yeah, thou shalt wipe front to back.
Did I write that? No, unfortunately, thou shalt
shit before taking the shower, yeah.
(26:07):
Oh man. The only two acceptable ways to
remove the balls from the side of your thigh are to take weird
steps to jostle it loose or to grab the bottom of the sack and
pull it away. So what do you think happens
(26:28):
next? Draconian overreach from the
government to swing the penduluma little bit too far the other
way. What other way wait left or
right? I mean, the left are trying to
get, they're trying to pull the pendulum their way, OK.
(26:49):
And so now it's going to swing. I mean, conservative National
Guard is entering Chicago, if they haven't already.
They're about to. Yeah.
Kathy Hochul just signed a deal.The governor of New York signed
a deal to continue the National Guard presence in the subways.
Because it's working, which is kind.
(27:10):
Of funny. Look at that.
What? That's crazy.
No way. When you put up firm boundaries,
shit happens. Yeah.
That's wild. Crazy.
But I'm Donnie's about to wipe the slate completely clean.
(27:31):
And by clean I mean Indian. He's not Indian, but he eats
with his hands and I've seen videos.
That's not me being racist. Russell, you eat with your
hands. But I do it with white hands.
You're give me. Let me see your hands, let me
see your mitts. Those are probably greasy.
No, they're actually clean. Yeah, I sucked them clean before
(27:53):
I came in a. Hot meal.
No, He, I want. I want.
A condition of one of our beds to be like you have to eat
chowder with your hands like if you lose a bed.
Have you ever seen Blue MountainState?
No, it's, it's like a old, like mid or early to mid 2000s sitcom
(28:19):
style, but it's like a college show about a football team in
college. And my wife and I have watched
through it before, but we were watching it last night.
We're going to make it like a a thing to watch it every year.
Yeah, now 'cause we watched it back when we lived in the
apartment. Anyway, one of the hazing
(28:39):
rituals for the freshman on the football team is you have to,
you get like a notebook and it'sfull of secrets of everybody on
the team. And if you lose the notebook,
you get punished. The punishment is is you have to
cook erase, which is you get jock strapped and everybody who
(28:59):
loses their notebook puts on a jockstrap, jockstrap and
receives an Oreo. And then you have to stick the
Oreo between your cheeks and race everybody else down the
field. What happens if you drop your?
Oreo, you have to eat it and allthe people that the only person
that doesn't have to eat the cookie is the first person that
makes over the line. Everybody else has to so anyway.
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That's a good incentive. Captain the football team is the
guy that plays Jack Reacher. OK, And he's like so different
than Jack Reacher in the show, like huge retarded jock.
It like it's so funny. Anyway, he he's got a good
reign. He he's the captain of the
(29:42):
football team, but he decides todo the cookie race too, just to
to force out of solidarity. No, so that he can guarantee
that everybody has to eat their cookie basically.
Anyway, he makes it in second. The main character makes it in
first, but he drops his cookie and you find that out.
He dropped his cookie. He has, so he has to eat it.
And as they're like eating theircookie and gross, Thad kind of
(30:04):
just starts walking off in victory.
He's like, I since I was second place, I don't have to eat mine.
He walks off in victory and theneverybody's like, like eating
their cookie. And then it goes over to Thad,
and he's halfway down the football field and he digs in
his ass and he sniffs the cookieand he smiles and then he eats.
(30:29):
Is that going to be you enjoyingChowder by?
Hand. Yeah, but he's also got.
He's such a fucking funny character.
He has this ritual that every game day before the game, he
jerks off into a pocket pussy. This is before the flashlight, I
believe. So it's just like a tin can with
a pussy in it. OK.
(30:51):
And you find out that the pocketpussy was given to him by his
father and his father used that pocket pussy in Bosnia while
they were at war. It doesn't explain what war this
was, but I is his father died a war hero in Bosnia.
And with his last, with his lastdying breath, he gave the pocket
(31:12):
pussy to his friend and said give this to my son.
And so every day or every game day, Thad jerks off with his
pocket pussy. And at some point during a
party, one of the team members steals it.
And so he goes on a rampage. Where's my pocket pussy?
He's like trashing people's rooms and stuff trying to find
(31:33):
it. And meanwhile, everybody on the
football team is taking turns onthis because they've never used
a pocket pussy before and it's amazing.
They ran train. They ran train on their pocket
on this pocket pussy. They're passing it around and
they all get syphilis. Nice.
It's it's a really funny show because it's just Jack culture
(31:55):
like to the extreme and it's like early.
It's refreshing because it's like early 2000s, like college
trying. To be like PC or anything, yeah.
It's like the first season is nonudity but because it was
network but I think it got picked up somewhere else because
I remember there being boobs in the rest of the show.
But I I'm almost positive there was.
(32:18):
But anyway, think American Pie style like comedy but as.
ATV. Show, but as ATV show and it's
mostly jock centered centric, Yeah, instead of just bad nerds,
bad nerds and new kid style stuff.
Yeah, yeah, it's really funny. I like that show a lot.
(32:43):
There's what I was saying. So the main character's best
friend is the mascot of the team, and the school's mascot is
the mountain goats, and the school has an actual mountain
goat. As they're like.
As they're like mascot, like as they're like real guy mascot.
And then they actually have, youknow, this is the main
(33:04):
character's best friend is a guyin a costume.
But then there's also a mountaingoat named Billy.
There's rival school kidnaps Billy and because the mascot kid
was like walking Billy around, they grab him too.
And he is waiting for somebody. He has his cell phone and he's
(33:26):
just waiting to be saved by the his team and nobody comes to
pick him up because every year they steal Billy.
They're before their game. This rival school steals Billy.
They give him back after the game.
It's tradition. They didn't mean to take the
other guy. It just happened.
It just kind of happened in the heat of the moment.
And so he's like, my friends will come for me and they never
do. And so finally he just leaves
(33:49):
and is like, he goes up to the guys at the his guys at the
school. He's like, hey, I've been
kidnapped. And they're like, it's, it'll be
fine. And then he goes back to the
rival school and he's like, I guess they're not.
But anyway, he tries to get he'she, he, he tries to save Billy.
He's like, I'm going to be the hero.
(34:09):
I'm going to save Billy. And Billy's on a leash.
And the leash is a string, like,it's a rope hanging from like a,
a handle. Yeah.
So there's like AT this is important because they're on a
stairwell and he's running away trying to get away from this,
(34:32):
the cheerleading team and the jacks from the rival school.
And there's like a spiral staircase and they're only a few
flights or not even a whole flight off the ground.
And he's he's, you know, in a pickle, like a baseball pickle.
There's 2A person on either sideof him.
He doesn't he. So he's like, I'm just going to
see. He'll land, he'll make it.
(34:55):
And so he like kind of drops himover the side of the banister.
Oh, no. And the leash gets caught on the
banister and the fucking killed gets.
Killed. Good grief, so.
He brings the goat's body back and they're like, he's like,
they killed Billy. It's so funny.
(35:23):
It's it's, it's a good show. I I like that show.
They're instead of steroids. Thad, the linebacker captain.
He injects rabies. Intentionally.
He goes this isn't steroids, that's pussy shit.
(35:44):
This is rabies. And that doesn't become a
problem. Oh, the whole team gets rabies?
Neat. This is I it's been a while
since I saw that episode. I got into it again.
Oh, they're passing it around, Yeah.
They're all using the rabies. What they assumed was no.
(36:08):
They see how cool that is with rabies and they all do it.
They know it's rabies. Nice.
Yeah, it's great. So I watched all of Atlanta,
which was Donald Glover's TV show.
Oh yeah. It was weird.
(36:31):
It's really fucking weird. I've never seen the show, but it
looks good. I don't know if I'd find it
necessarily entertaining. Because stuff.
You've recommended. I don't know that you'd see
value in it. Yeah, there are some very funny.
Moments I could appreciate the cinematography of it because
(36:52):
like, like, and I say that it's not probably, it's not like a
master class in cinematography, but I think it looks like it's
shot well. Like it's probably.
It looks like it's got good production value.
Yeah. And I, I think a lot of it is
really nice because it infers things about culture that if
you're paying attention, you wouldn't know about, but you'll
learn. And yeah.
And then you'll, like make parallels with how you see like,
(37:12):
shit happen, Yeah, in everyday life.
So like there's. I almost just ask you if it
takes place in Saint Louis. Actually, it does.
No, it's it gets fucking weird as shit.
Yeah, really fucking weird. And I think the last episode is
called like it was all a dream. Oh, so it's just lost for black
(37:33):
people? Kinda, it was really fucking
weird. I enjoyed it.
I don't know that it's somethingI need to go back and watch.
Like there are a few shows that I like I will rewatch, like
fucking Parks and Rec. I will usually every 3-4 years
(37:55):
I'll go back and watch. That still haven't watched that
whole show. The Office.
I haven't revisited the office in quite some time.
Have you watched the paper yet? Paper.
The paper No. It's the office spin off that
just came out. No, I haven't.
Actually, I don't know if it's out yet.
But I don't know that it would resonate as well.
It looks like shit, yeah. I don't want to tarnish the the
(38:18):
memory, the legacy of the officeby watching that because I know
it's just they're just trying toride the coattails off that and
squeeze a little. Bit I fucking hate this setup,
it's killing me. Yeah, it's pretty bad.
OK, there's an Australian version that's supposed to come
(38:39):
out. I totally butchered both of
those words. You Yikes.
Come on guys. I wanted to open Imogen new tab
(39:05):
and then not a big cast if that's everybody.
OK, here's more. Can't see it.
Great. Thanks guys.
Yeah, I don't know that I want to watch it.
No, you can't replace Michael with a wacky lady.
(39:31):
Nice. It looks like if Misses Frizzle
Frizzle from Magic School Bus just got an office job.
Is that guy an aboriginal or is he Indian 'cause if he's Indian
to. Assume he's aboriginal.
(39:52):
If he's Indian, I'm going to be sad.
I don't know that they care about all the PC stuff in
Australia. Dude, it's PC hell in Australia.
What are you talking about? Is it really?
Yeah. I thought they were still
getting over people being gay over there.
No, I mean, yes, they, they're hung up on that.
Like, they just legalized gay marriage like, six years ago.
(40:16):
But no, they're just as bad, if not worse than all of Europe.
As far as what? Speech laws?
Yeah. Yeah.
You get put up in front of humanrights tribunals for making
jokes. Comedians do all the time.
What if you film and release it in a different country?
(40:38):
It depends. I mean, fucking England
threatened that they're going tostart trying to extradite people
for their speech in this country.
Excuse me. Yeah, it was like a year ago.
Obviously they can't. We have no extradition with that
country, especially over speech.Yeah, like we let.
Well, I was. I say I take that back.
Our extradition is very clear. It has to be illegal here for it
(41:01):
to be for the US to send you. Yeah, that's.
Gross. Yeah.
That is super gross. Yeah, this is the only country
you can talk in. That's why.
Really fucking scary. What just happened.
I. Mean there's still consequences.
For you, I mean, I guess you canspeak in Nepal now.
They burned down the parliament building.
(41:24):
Yeah, what are they going to do?I don't know.
I saw that they held a a mock election on discord, but they
stripped the president down and pushed him into a river.
Could he swim? It was a low river.
Oh, just like to disgrace him. Yeah, the so I did hear this
(41:45):
theory. So what sparked this is the
government basically banned electronic communication.
They got rid of TikTok, Facebook, WhatsApp, WeChat,
everything YouTube. Yeah, there is no social media
or was no social media and Gen. Z had a revolution, not kidding.
And it was all planned a Discordand.
(42:08):
Not allowed to have discord. I don't know how they got away
with it, but VPNs and stuff I guess.
Hell yeah. But fucking toward.
But I heard this theory that themotivation behind that law was
the IT might be tied to the amount of people.
(42:32):
So their entire in economy is based on tourism.
People going up Everest. Yeah.
And if you don't have a Sherpas,you don't have people going up
Everest. And if all of your kids are
hunchbacks with fucking hammer thumbs, you can't be a Sherpa
(42:56):
because you can't carry shit. And so they're like, we need to
get in front of this and make sure these kids can be mules.
And so they're like no phones. That's that was that was a
theory I heard. But yeah, I don't know how true
that is, but it was an interesting theory.
(43:18):
But yeah. Yeah, I like that from a head
cannon. They burned down parliament.
I saw somebody erect a fucking straw hats flag from One Piece
because I can't remember which country it was now, Venezuela I
think. I don't remember classified that
as a active treason or whatever that this straw heads flag was.
(43:46):
Like just recently in one of thethird world countries, the
government said you can't have that flag.
It's a flag of rebellion or something.
For ATV show. Well, because people were
raising it as they were fucking fighting the government.
Oh, it's awesome. Would you quit doing?
(44:07):
That I hate this place. I want to go home.
You can't. We're stuck here tonight.
We have shit to do. At least we're eating our
dessert before we have to chow down on the vegetables.
It's smart and more entertaining.
(44:29):
Yeah, oh man, How many injuries do you think cock rings have
produced? I honestly don't know how to
cock ring even work so I have noidea.
I didn't like that you looked atmy dump truck.
(44:49):
I was looking at your phone. Just vibrated, dumbass.
The way that you were like, you're like leaning back and
you're like, it looked like you were looking me up and down like
Russell. You're retarded.
Trying to mud wrestle me right now because I got, I got plenty
of mud. Oh.
God, oh, that hurt. That was a painful sneeze.
(45:23):
So no, I might ask that what I think.
I've already asked it actually. It's like, what if your spouse
was turned into an animal and the only way to bring them back
was to have sex with them to completion as an animal, which
(45:45):
would be the least scarring? Animal.
Dolphin. Dolphin.
OK. As long as they they keep the
sex that they already are. Like if yeah that is.
I don't want my wife turning into a male dolphin.
Yeah, this that feels like some genie, but I mean that would
check. Check this shit out.
A Dosi Yeah. Is Dosi a thing?
(46:08):
The 1st. Dolphin vaginas will blow your
mind. Is the first thing that comes up
when I type in dolphin pussy. God damn.
(46:29):
Girls got lips. Look.
They made toys to simulate. It's not weird for me to say
that that's a nice vagina. It's handsome.
It's also bald when the scientist puts a dog.
(46:52):
Didn't I tell? Talk to you.
OK. Yeah.
Crazy. I'm just saying this is.
Also the person who posted that's name is.
Why Yeah, read that out loud so everybody knows.
Absolutely. It's at big under score cock
under score. I assume something else, but I
can't say it. And his It's a picture of a
(47:14):
dolphin's pussy and it says I'm just saying dolphins got better
pussy than humans, better pussy than humans.
Human pussy looks nasty. Dolphin pussy cute as fuck.
I just suck on that dolphin's pussy.
What the? That's a wild thing to say.
(47:36):
What it's Patrick saying? Why the fuck did I have to see
this? Yeah, Dolphins, hands down.
Yeah, it's a good answer. That's a good answer.
Do you think that mermaids are dolphins on the bottom?
Like what kind of fish is a mermaid on the bottom?
That's a good question. I hope it's like an alligator
(47:58):
GAR. It's the top half of an
alligator gar. They have vagina dentata.
That would make The Little Mermaid so much better.
It's like the potion or spell, whatever Ursula used.
Didn't like, finish the job. Yeah.
(48:19):
And downstairs it was just, you know what?
Vicious. Crazy about Earth, Ursula?
How does that bitch shit? Through her mouth.
Which one? She's got 2 mouths, yeah.
Through her butt mouth. She has three mouths, probably
one of. Them made like do do.
(48:40):
I don't know if octopuses have butt holes.
Would it not be like a cloaca? Yeah, but is it the mouth of the
cloaca? I mean, it does have a beak.
That's what they call the mouth is a beak.
Yeah, look up an octopus butt hole.
(49:00):
OK, that is an excellent question, Russell Octopus, but.
Hole. I don't even know how they
reproduce. Where?
Why can't you? Just go to.
(49:21):
Images An octopus's butt hole, or anus is located at the base
of its siphon or funnel, a tube that is on the mantle.
Large sack above the eyes. Where are the fucking?
It's on their face. Octopuses be fucked up.
Yeah, it sure is. Let me this right here The.
(49:49):
Oh my goodness, yeah, it's funnel is.
Yeah, they literally have a butthead.
That's awesome. And it makes all of.
The mouth that makes all of the depictions of Cthulhu so much
more hilarious. He's just mooning you at all
times. When they said that you stare
into the void when you see Cthulhu, it just means his ear
(50:10):
butt. I can't hear you.
You got shit in my ears. That's awesome.
So mind flayers are just like small cthulhu's, right?
Yeah, that means that they also have ass ears.
(50:32):
Yeah. It's pretty fucking cool.
I'm glad we learned that together.
The OOD from Doctor Who? Same thing.
That sounds super familiar. It's the octopus head guys with
the ball in their hand. Yep Yep.
I don't remember much about Doctor Who, but I do remember
the Silence. They looked like Graze but with
(50:54):
butt mouths. Dude, they.
'D be so unfortunate every time you fart.
Potentially run the risk of getting pain guy.
But nobody remembers you, so youcan't be that embarrassed.
I'm just saying he's an octopus.Oh yeah.
Just in general, just running your sewage pipe right across
(51:18):
your eyes. They're lucky they live in a
place where they can constantly fucking wash that out with the
fucking saline. Yeah, man, if I had a butt for a
fucking head I'd want to disguise myself as a rock as
well. So you could shit and beast, no
(51:40):
one could tell. Yeah, just cuttlefish.
More like bottle fish. Are those octopuses or squids?
They're the same. Thing they're not.
I want them to be too, but they're not.
Did you know? We don't know how eels reproduce
(52:03):
that. Feels like such an easy thing to
find out. Every year they go away for a
few months and then they come back and we don't know where
they go. They never actually.
Die, but there's just more of them.
We just had a finite amount of eels and they all come out.
No, they. Keep making more and we don't
(52:25):
know where they're coming from. Russell.
I'm not kidding. Why would we not know that?
Why can't we just like, put themin a fish tank together?
Like put two eels together. Now that I don't know.
No, just put eel reproduction. Don't do all this.
(52:45):
That's how you get confirmation bias.
Are you typing Jenna Taylor? There we go.
Yeah. Complex migratory life cycle and
spawning. They release their eggs.
Oh. I see we finally solved eel
(53:05):
reproduction, so maybe they did.Oh yeah, it was two years ago.
See. So they just swim to one spot
specifically. OK, so today I learned.
Before 20/22 it was unknown how eels reproduced.
Yep, Yep. OK, so I was half right.
(53:26):
We do know now, but yeah, we didn't know last time I checked.
It was probably someone like me who got pissed off that this was
a mystery. It's like it's like you just
started. Slapping eels together till you
got another one. But like I think the deal was is
they have no like visible reproduction, reproductive
organs or something. And so like, they just didn't,
(53:50):
they couldn't figure it out. I would assume they just throw a
cloud under the water and the dudes throw their cloud under
the water on top of that cloud and then it's fine.
Yeah, that is weird. It's all like.
I'll just be throwing clouds everywhere, honestly.
(54:11):
Yeah, Shit, already do. Oh, that mud, that Basie mud I.
(54:34):
Don't like that smell? Good.
Yeah, that was bad. What just happened in my pants?
Are you going to have to use some time off?
No, no, I'm still constipated, don't worry.
(54:56):
I want to know why we haven't been able to reproduce the
electric eel like superpower butfor me.
Like you think we could put an immune system suppression on you
and graft eel cells on to you? Like we know I don't, but we
(55:20):
collectively know how they shocked shit.
Why can't we make me do that? Why can't we?
That'd be one of the most irresponsible things that but
like could ever do. But like OK, specifically you.
Listen, I'll fucking kill you. As the leader of Tesla, I feel
(55:41):
like Elon Musk should get dibs. Yeah, I know.
Like I heard, I'm sorry, I heardfrom a guy that does like.
Like what if like a rape defense?
Yeah, like a fucking hand Taser.You like shock the ever living
out but they have to be inside. You that we'll see.
That's how I know that rape isn't as prevalent as as people
(56:04):
say it is, is because we haven'tdeveloped a defense against it
through evolution. So it's not a problem.
So either rape's not a problem, or evolution didn't happen.
But it's one of the. There's no Gray area, no middle.
Ground whatsoever as well as like drinking is fine for you
because we haven't fixed it withlike you could use evolution to
(56:28):
disprove pretty much everything.Everything that you doesn't
agree with you Yeah, with your opinions.
Yeah, there is obviously not. See, drinking's fine.
I, I drank yesterday. I'm fine.
Yeah, like fucking there's obviously not that many mass
shootings because we have not evolved the ability to repel
bullets. I did.
(56:49):
Somebody said earlier you can develop bullet immunity if you
shoot yourself with small bullets every day.
I like that. I do want to like, yeah, that's
where my fucking money needs to go when this thing takes off is
(57:11):
I need to go to a fucking allergy guy and get tested.
I cannot take any supplement. I tried.
Like I bought that multivitamin.Yeah, and it was like top of the
line because I have a problem with shitty supplement pills
specifically. They give me.
I have some type of reaction to whatever filler they're using.
Yeah, but it gives me a, a sore throat immediately and it
(57:35):
doesn't go away till I stop taking them.
And it's not just with vitamins.It's been with pretty much any
supplement I've tried. Like my dad bought me a for
Christmas as a joke. He bought me, he thought it was
a joke, a Beard Club subscription.
And there were like pills that you could take.
And it was a lot, mostly biotin,but that I couldn't I couldn't
(57:58):
take that. I couldn't take Alpha brain when
I was trying that because it everything makes my fucking
throat sore. I take pills every morning.
So it's not, it's not like a like a weed.
Like a different like there's pharmaceutical grade filler and
then there is filler that supplements are using.
It's that or it's like the capsule that's being used or
(58:19):
something. I can't figure it out, but it's
any any capsule. And Adderall comes in a plastic
capsule, so I know it's not there's something that that the
supplements have in common that I haven't figured out.
I asked Chad, GBT and Grok. They both didn't really give me
good results. I need to go to an allergen
specialist and see what's going on and then like start getting
(58:40):
allergies. So your throat just gets a
little itchy. No, it gets to the point where I
can't talk like it hurts to talkweak, like I like.
It gets the point where like, you know.
If you take enough of the supplements, you'll get strong
enough for it to not be a problem anymore.
You know, when, like, you get, like, bumped in the nose and it
like, causes like, yeah, it's like that kind of pain after
(59:03):
like a week, yeah. You lasted a week trying that.
This was back in high school that I like.
Started doing Subs. Started doing a certain 1, I
don't remember what it was, but it was the first time I'd done
like these capsules and then I didn't realize it was what was
(59:24):
making me sick at the time. I didn't realize that until
well, like way later when I start when I started taking a
different supplement at some point and I was like, oh, this
stopped when I stopped those other ones.
And it's not where it I think it's this.
And then I tried it again and again with different like
completely different things for different like supplementations.
(59:46):
Like the first one was I was experimenting with trying to get
off of Adderall by taking different thermogenic drugs.
Yeah, so meth, but like the one the kind of meth you can buy on
Amazon, like gas station meth. Yeah.
So like diet pills is basically.What it all was Nodos.
(01:00:08):
Caffeine. Yeah, but it was like marketed
toward replacing your Adderall. That was the first thing.
I just don't remember what it was called exactly.
But the second thing was prob I think it was either the beard
club or the the Alpha brain thatboth of those did that.
I've tried different like vitamins, the solid pills.
(01:00:32):
So like 1A days, one a day men's.
Yeah, I took those for a while, but they started giving me heart
palpitations. Whoa.
And I don't know what was. It's got to be like one specific
part of it that's. Doing I'm going to just get
Flintstone vitamins, I think just.
Get. Injected the vitamins?
Yeah, I don't. What do you?
(01:00:53):
Mean you get like AB12 shot or something like that.
No, I want to like have a daily like to get a daily like intake
of vitamins because I'm supplementing my diet with pure
milk protein. Yeah, bypass the throat
entirely. Just shove it in your.
(01:01:15):
Throat that would cost way more money than it's worth.
It could be covered I. I mean, I could ask him, but I
doubt it. Here's another idea, side dose
cocaine so that your metabolism spikes even more and you take it
up faster and then it'll also like soothe your throat with
(01:01:38):
that flood of mucus you have like a protective layer.
It won't. Like the mucus won't start
tearing fucking through my esophagus.
Yeah, it I've I've always had like, yeah, especially ever
since I moved down here. My allergies are shit but I've
been I've always been allergic to grass and I break out in
(01:02:01):
hives every time I weed eat. Someone pushes you down, you
follow the grass, catch yourselffucking arms.
Yeah, I, I like it's like you. Come up like 2 faced.
Do you ever watch the live action EON Flux movie?
No. Oh man, there's this.
Why would I do that? It came out a long time ago.
I was a kid when I came out, butone of the characters has like
(01:02:24):
hands for feet. You and.
It's really shitty because she'sblack and they're trying to like
infiltrate this compound or whatever.
I don't know if you know about the EON Flux universe, but it's
like in the future and everybody's like weird and
bionic and shit. I don't remember exactly what
the plot is, but one thing that always stuck out in my head from
that movie was she's like hops afence.
(01:02:48):
And as she lands on the grass, the grass like does this like
stiffens up. It like stiffens up and you find
out it's needles and she like lands on the grass and it like
goes through her feet. And I'm like, that's literally
what it feels like to walk around barefoot for me.
Like it's no way it's not that bad, but it like it itches
(01:03:10):
immediately. Like I'm very allergic.
Not very allergic, I'm just allergic enough for it to be
extremely annoying. So you're a little tenderfoot.
Yeah, I can't. Like I'm not going to die from
it. I think that's truly why you're
so conservatives, because you'rescared of being a hippie where
you'll be forced to take your shoes off and walk barefoot.
No, I walk barefoot. See I'm scared of it because I
(01:03:32):
like the feeling of especially my father in law's grasp for all
the shit I give him. He has nice grass but I'm always
fucking punished for it afterwards.
But I when I take my dogs out I don't bother putting my shoes on
so if I have to go chase after them.
I think that we just need to embrace that life is
(01:03:55):
uncomfortable, life is discomfort.
Yeah, I'm saying that when this starts taking off, one of the
things I'm going to invest in isin.
Getting pricked and then doing apanel on you.
Yeah, and getting like allergy shots so I can like, you know,
live above comfort. So if you start doing Claritin
and then start taking those supplements, would that work?
(01:04:16):
I don't know, I'm afraid. Front load like a month's worth
of Claritin and then start taking the supplements.
I have to do this research because they have found that
whatever is in. Antihistamines.
Specifically Hat Man Benadryl. Yeah, specifically Benadryl.
(01:04:43):
Long term use of Benadryl specifically.
Dementia. Causes dementia and I need to do
some research 'cause it's a specific type of antihistamine
that does it. I can't remember exactly what it
was. I saw somebody explaining it but
I'm afraid of like those types of drugs after I found that out
'cause I'm already retarded. Yeah, but I mean, it won't be
(01:05:07):
your problem anymore, which is kind of nice.
Yeah, but I want to have the wherewithal to blow my own
brain. You're scared and.
Then you'll. Yeah.
Forget that you were scared in the 1st place and then.
I want to have the wherewithal enough to be able to blow my own
brains out when I'm already dead.
Like mentally? Yeah, I don't want someone
wiping my butt hole for me. If it was my son, if it was my
(01:05:29):
son, that. 'D be heartbreaking.
For him. Lift the sack son, but you got
to get it in the balls. But I you don't want that shit
taking them up in the poops. But I'm not having kids anytime
soon, so I'm not. Yeah, it'll be weird.
(01:05:53):
We'll see. I'm going to have to start using
protection again soon anyway. Nice.
Yeah. Here's hoping that that fucking
surgery works. You're going to knock your wife
up immediately. God, that would be, you know,
you know how happy I would be ifthat happened.
Right after the surgery. I'm sure they're going to tell
(01:06:13):
you like, just don't. Yeah, they'd say.
Give it a week or so do. You think the cost of the
surgery comes with a pocket pussy?
No, I mean we don't. Keep you off your.
Wife, I'm not a fucking rabbit. I can I, I can wait quite a bit
of time, but but it would be like if it happened, I would be
very happy about it. I don't know if she would, but.
(01:06:35):
Dude, she'd get over it. What would be your plan to like
get finances in order to like prepared?
Bank robbery. Nice, so you can raise them from
a jail cell? Yeah, if you thought you had
throat problems before. I'm not seeing the inside of a
jail. What are you talking about?
You have to practice swallowing that mic without the pop.
(01:07:01):
No, I have to practice swallowing.
Mic. Prison mic.
Oh man. I like how they call it the
penal system. Like no, it takes you'd feel the
(01:07:23):
full force of the penal. System.
At least it's not the panel system, but.
It's also that it's both. Yeah, entering the penile system
and then they expect you to be rehabilitated afterwards.
I mean, it's a good way to dissuade me from doing crimes I.
(01:07:44):
Definitely rape. Yeah, me too.
It works. It's effective.
Like when somebody like you know, posts up on you, don't
threaten to kill them. Just tell them if I feel you
touch me I will insert my cock in your ass and then I'll kill
(01:08:10):
you. But what if they like that?
What if they're gay and suicidaland they find you attractive?
Then I'll insert a knife in yourass so you always have knife
rape. Knife rape is always there for
you when you need it. It it's.
Called sodomy by instrumentation.
It's called a Gaddafi. Yeah, that's true.
(01:08:35):
That's. True.
Why did the man throw the clock out the window?
Because it reminded him of Richard Clark, the man who was
convicted of knife raping his wife.
It's a Norm MacDonald joke. Nice.
Rest in peace, Norm. He was funny.
(01:09:01):
OK, OK. Bye, guys.
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