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(00:00):
You are now entering the prism. There it goes.
There what? Which?
Are like flaking Oh. That's not good, I.
Have no clue what's happening, but that's normal.
That's par for the course. The amount of times that those

(00:22):
headphones have been dropped is.I don't know if it's the
headphones or the connection at the board, because we did.
Why are? You so loud I'm.
Fucking with that? Really.
Quiet. I'm eating the mic.
Yeah, but I'm always. Eating.
I have a man's voice. You have a fag's voice as.
You need to learn how to EQ a man's voice.

(00:44):
You should like make that reallyhigh pitched, like chipmunk it.
Yeah. Welcome back to the next episode
of Chill Prison podcast. I'm just.
Trying to make sure that none ofthis is on.
Russell's toying with his sweet little nips.
What's happening? Why are you messing with mine?
I'm just trying to balance it out.
Oh OK, to make your life easier like later.

(01:06):
Yeah. For a sanity, to maintain
sanity, yeah. Cuz like mine is extremely quiet
and yours is really loud. Nah, Nah, it's fine.
Mine's fine. OK, well, I don't know.
We'll figure it out eventually. Or we won't.
No, we won't. I discover something new and gay

(01:29):
about this board every time I come in here.
Hell yeah, And you keep on touching it.
Yep. It's the best dude, I have an
insane headache. I have a headache fucking too.
Do you think it was like just the classroom?
It was really funny that I just look over at you and I go, it's

(01:50):
so hot and I'm dripping with sweat and you look over at me
and you're like, what are you talking about?
No, no, you didn't even say that.
Like that was a dialogue that happened in your head.
None of that was ever said. I turn to see like I see out of
my peripheral. Oh, that's right, I'm saying.
Shit like fucking flashing back and forth and it keeps going and

(02:11):
I turn and I look and you see mesee you do that and you turn and
look at me like what are you doing?
Just like why is it so fucking muggy in there?
It's a break room. It should be like.
The instructor has like a light jacket on everyone else's, like

(02:31):
kind of closed body posture, 'cause they're cold and you're
like, no I wasn't. The only there's another guy in
there, yeah that had said that he was hot too, but it was like.
I feel like he runs high. I feel like he runs hot
normally. No, not that one.

(02:52):
Not that one I'm talking about the one with the brown, the dark
Blackbeard, the younger one. That's the one I was talking.
About OK, not the one that's on drugs.
I feel like the one that sat furthest away from us.
His blood was used by the American military to develop
drugs 'cause that dude is so Spacey.

(03:14):
Also the dude on the other side of him, holy crap.
I'm not talking about the one that looks like he could have
been a biker. Oh.
Talking about the one that sat next to a teacher that was there
for the last. Two days.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I swear that dude's blood.

(03:37):
He's crazy. He knows was used.
He knows my family. You do.
You have to apologize for him. No.
So he's the guy that came and visited my dad at the hospital.
That's right, yeah. Well, he goes to church with all
of my parents, college friends. And the way he describes it,
they're like this when I and I'm, you know, twisting my

(04:00):
fingers, crossing my fingers together.
Yeah, with my dad and my mom anddad's best friends from college.
It's really weird. That is weird.
Think they scissored B holes? No, but they did find a dead
body one time. My dad was an RA.
Before we go to that actually really interesting story, I want

(04:21):
to make a stupid comment. You know the beam struggles in
like Dragon Ball Z and stuff? Beam.
Yeah, beam struggles like where 2 characters will shoot like an
energy blast at each other and like it pushes back and forth
until someone wins. OK, I wonder if you could beam
struggle with your butt holes. I feel like.

(04:43):
Put your butt holes. Together I feel, I feel like it
would just like play DoH spaghetti.
You know, yeah. But what's your?
Shape. Would that be in?
It would be in a diamond shape. I mean, I think it would
initially like take the shape ofa spoon or one of those like
tongue depressor paddles. Yeah, you're right.
And then once it hits, it would kind of twist a.
Little bit starting it would setthe curl and you know who's

(05:05):
stronger because of the direction of the curl?
Because if. Well, let's see.
No no 'cause it. No, that just could be due due
to shit density. Yeah, we'll have to get a good
seal density. It's getting a really good seal.
So I showed you the song that meand Devin wrote last night.

(05:26):
Yes, not Devin from. The good.
Keyboard, yeah. That was amazing.
It was incredible that the cadence, the meter, everything.
Lined up so well. I was so excited.
I felt like you guys were using ChatGPT or something, it was
that good. I don't think I told him this,

(05:48):
but So what happened was he sentthe first verse.
So we we made a parody of Hurt by Johnny Cash.
So good. But it's a what did he end up
calling it Squirt and so good. And I'm not going to read the

(06:10):
lyrics or anything because we'regoing to be right.
Me and him are going to debut itat some point.
I'm like, he should fly out so that we could record it at the
studio, feel like a professionalrendition.
We do have the equipment to do that and we do own the business
that does that. Yeah, I.
Got a hairball. But no.

(06:32):
So he sends the 1st part of the first verse and like I tried not
to listen to that song specifically because it makes me
cry when I listen to it. The original song.
Yeah, because it reminds me of my grandpa and he sounds like my
grandpa and he looked like my grandpa when he died.
So I just see, you know, I sing this part in my head, the first

(06:55):
part and then I'm like oh, I could do this.
And so I wrote and you could smell it all, you know, the end
of the chorus. And I was like, crap, there's a
whole second part of the first verse and a beginning of the
chorus. So I edited the message and put,
you know, Part 2 of the first verse and the first part of the

(07:15):
chorus. And then I, you know, finish it.
And then I was like, I need to finish this whole song.
So what I did was, let's see, I did ask grok to rewrite the
song, but the only thing I used was the 1st 2 lines of the

(07:36):
second verse. OK.
And everything I like that, I like that disclose mine that is
good to disclose that information and I thought.
Still long and hard about. It yeah, this is still worthy of
celebration. Well, 'cause what Grok gave me
wasn't that great, but I really could not figure out how to get
like this. And I'm stoop not really proud

(07:57):
of that. What Grad gave me in the 1st
place, like what I ended up using.
But everything else I just kind of came up with.
That's why there's some repeating in here.
But also I'm not excited about it.
Doesn't matter. We'll we'll, we'll go through it

(08:19):
someday, but yeah. And then he's going to write a
shit staying lullaby. Oh, OK, Good, good, good.
He gets to sing the grill part. He's earned it.
Good job, Devin. I'm proud of your work.
Keep doing good work. Yeah, so that'll be fun.

(08:43):
But then I was trying to think of like.
Yeah, Devin, come down for some free studio time.
Yeah, hit up Russell for the details.
Yeah. We won't fly you out, and we
won't. We'll barely pay for your food,
which means I will buy a pizza and bring it into the studio.
That Walgreens. Off of exactly.

(09:04):
But yeah, all that, all that stemmed from somebody.
We have a channel on the Discordthat's like it's called Trials
and Tribulations, and we just kind of like more feeling like
shit or we have something to complain about.
We just say it in there and somebody just piped up and goes
I shit my pants today. Oh man.

(09:27):
And then, yeah, that's what Devin replied with.
And I was like, this is amazing.It was great.
I hope it was received well. It was they've been bullying me
for the past two days now, but. There are a few people who I
think deserve it as much as you.There are few that deserve it

(09:47):
more than you. I know that.
Yeah, they're just mad because Iwon't let them talk to you.
All communication is to be done through my lawyer.
He goes, one of them goes, quit gatekeeping, Ben and I go mine.
I don't even use my phone for communication at all.

(10:09):
No, like what they don't understand is like.
He doesn't answer his phone whenI fucking call him.
They have an intimate as intimate a relationship with me
as everyone else. Does.
Yeah. They probably know you more than
your wife. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, but it is what it is.

(10:37):
Well, I'm glad you found a creative outlet.
Feel like you needed it. Yeah.
Yeah, I did. You're, like, terrible at
writing lyrics 'cause you, like,completely zone out onto
something else. Yeah.
You like, pick up an instrument and they're like, dude, stop.
You were not. Yeah.
You haven't gotten the first stripe on your white belt yet.
You don't get to pick up the Cortana.

(10:57):
Yeah, I can't. I can't do.
I'm not a creative person on thepoetic side because it's gay.
You're just a computer. You need the inputs and then
you'll deliver the output. Yeah, yeah, I'm straight.
I can't be, you know, sappy. And that's why I don't buy my
wife birthday cards. That's why.

(11:19):
Or Valentine's Day cards. Yeah, that's.
Or anniversary cards. I just buy the present.
But you eat her ass. And I would.
Which is not gay on the record. And I would buy her card if I
didn't have to write in it. But.
Just type. What?
It's the same thing. It's the words that I don't feel

(11:39):
like saying. Just rock it then.
You can't like put that if you vet the information that's put
out if you're if it's edited by you.
I won't though. 'Cause then she'll find out.
Yeah, we can't afford that. It'll be funny.

(12:00):
No, she wouldn't find out that you used AI.
She would find out that you're gay.
Yeah, that I have feelings, yeah.
What if this has been like 1 long ploy to prove that you were
gay to friends? I mean.
That's he's like, I'm going to catch him.
Yeah, he's, he's slick. He's real really well guarded.
He's doing a good job of keepingit from being a parent.

(12:22):
But I'll catch him. And they almost got you with The
Greatest Showman. They always caught you.
This is true. That is a wonderful movie.
Fucking cover slip for a second.Well, they know.
They know that I like musicals. Well, some musicals somebody was

(12:44):
talking about. Have you seen Rent?
No, although here it is. So my.
Older brother Time song? Yeah, I don't even remember.
Seasons of love OK my brother had a crush on this girl.
God I am love. And.

(13:05):
Yeah, Am I in a movie? Yeah, I don't know what's going
on when you go from peaking to dipping really low.
I'm just going to dip it and then automate it.
Good luck in Godspeed. Yeah, that looks so much better
already. Anyway, he had a crush on this
girl and touching my channel best friend.
That's my channel, faggot. Which one is you?

(13:26):
No it's not It's not. I'm on 6 fucking crazy 'cause I
dumped. That.
Channel Oh my, why is mine peeking on the VU?
'Cause you're retarded. Holy cow, I am in a movie
theater. God I fucking hate you.
And. It's fine.

(13:47):
No, so my brother had a crush onthis girl that he went to that
it was like a grade older than over him when he was in high
school. That's cute.
What was his name? And.
Everyone's gay in this episode, yeah.
And she was into musicals. Or maybe her best friend was in
the musicals and therefore she was.
I don't remember the whole situation, but there were a lot

(14:10):
of like, and we all shared an iTunes account and I didn't buy
music. I just listened to whatever my
brother listened to and then whatever my friends would give
me on like a burned CD. And so I had a ton of that music
on there. And that's when I kind of
started liking that stuff just because I like what people can
do with their voice. But now women I don't like, I'm

(14:30):
going to. There we go.
I'm going to be. Completely honest, I don't like
female choirs. Why?
It's just high pitched noise. Have you seen that shake who can
hit multiple notes at the same time?
Like an elk. She'll yeah, she will like alter

(14:51):
tension on. Each of her, yeah, it's a throat
singing. That's a throat singing
technique. Yeah.
It's really weird. I can't even do OneNote.
I'm fucking fighting for my lifejust trying to hit one note.
So over here it's taking all thenotes for herself.
This chicken sing a power chord.That's crazy to me.

(15:12):
Yeah, that's it. It is very strange, but yeah,
seasons of Love, Defying Gravityand then a song from Miss Saigon
were like the three ones that I remember.
When you said Seasons of Love, Iwas thinking like Sunshine of My
Love and it's like, that's definitely not the red song I

(15:32):
was talking about. No, no, I'm talking about the
one about aids and clocks. Yeah, yeah, I'm out of my depth.
And I didn't know what the what rent was about for years.
Did your? Parents know.
No, I never watched it or like, I just knew that song, that's
it. And so I don't think they ever

(15:52):
noticed that I had it or if theydid, it was just that song.
And it my mom is a music. Like my mom was a music major in
high school or in college. So she and she was in musicals.
So she probably was kind of likepretending it didn't matter
because she appreciated that stuff, even though she wouldn't
let me watch Harry Potter because it's evil.

(16:15):
Like AIDS, AIDS is evil. Yeah, I, I'm.
That's the part she'd have. Probably this is how much my
mom, you know, hates gay or hated gay people.
At least she's gotten over it quite a bit.
'Cause she grows gainful employment, yeah, but if there
was not a consequence. To I shouldn't say she hates gay
people, but she's very adamant. She's very adamant about letting

(16:38):
me know. She would not approve of you.
This stuff because I had no ideahow like that Freddie Mercury
was gay growing. Like I didn't care about Queen
all that much. I knew Bohemian Rhapsody, I knew
We Will Rock you, but like, I didn't really listen to Queen
all that much. But my friend's mom loved Queen.
And somehow, some way, he told me that his mom told him that

(17:01):
Freddie Mercury died because he had small wrists and he was
smoking. I don't know.
We were. I was so young.
I was like, I guess I need to like, make sure my wrists are
big. I didn't know that was a thing
you could die from. But I'll keep an eye on my
wrists. And I told my mom that at one
point I was like, yeah, did you know he died from having small

(17:21):
wrists? And she goes, no, he had AIDS.
That's when you have sex with a man in the bottom.
So I was young enough for her tonot even say the word, but when
talking about a man's ass, but apparently not young enough to
be shielded from gay butt sex and the description of it.

(17:46):
Maybe that's what's going to putthe fight in you to keep you
from getting butt raped out in the wild.
Like, she just wanted me to knowthat's what happens when you put
it in guys. You get gay AIDS and apparently
you're rich. Strange.
There's AIDS and poop. And so like, yeah, she was very,

(18:08):
but she never said anything about rent.
But I don't know if she knew that we had that song.
But I wish Tracy was here so shecould be straight for this
episode. But yeah, it was just, it was a
lot. I think you listen to Gayer
music than she does, yeah. She's a lesbian.
It's a different thing on the spectrum of manliness.

(18:31):
What is that roan chick? Chapel Roan?
Yeah, that's a straight woman. But it's a gay anthem.
Yeah, and I'm not a fan. It's bullshit.
Of Chapel Roan. Of that song of.
Pink Pony Club. No, that's that's not a gay

(18:52):
anthem. That's an anthem for ugly
whores. You said it, not me.
And I never said I liked it, I said it's extremely catchy and I
can't stop listening to it. And I can't get enough.
But that time has passed. I haven't.
I haven't been back to the saucein a while.

(19:16):
But yeah, no, when I first heardthat song, I was like, God
fucking damn it. I hate how fucking awesome this
is. It's just very catchy.
Why couldn't Chris Cornell have written this?
He was busy getting murdered by his wife.
Chris Cornell. That's yeah, he was making.
You didn't know about this, Chris Cornell?

(19:38):
Kurt Cobain is the one who got murdered by his wife.
Well, yeah, but that's different.
Chris Cornell was making a documentary about pedophilia.
Pedophilia. Yes, along with Chester
Bennington and Jeffrey Epstein, one of the guys from the new
Star Trek movie trilogy, Isaac Cappy.

(20:04):
Oh, the Star Trek movie guy wasn't.
I have no clue who that. Is Isaac Cappy?
He was an iCarly. That's all I know.
I'm from he's in like 1 episode of iCarly.
Remember Drake and Josh? He like made a video right
before he blew his brains out. Neat, saying I'm not suicidal
and there's a group of pedophiles trying to kill me.

(20:26):
And then, and then he was found dead.
See, that's pretty sure. It was with a bullet to the
head, but it might have been like he got it was a car.
I can't remember. One of them there is like
there's a hole. I say Chris Cornell probably
killed himself under duress. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He probably killed himself. Do you want to know why he was a

(20:49):
deadbeat drug addict? With no.
Aspirations, because he did it all already.
That's. You know, Chester Bennington was
a deadbeat drug addict who accomplished everything.
I'm I know he. Looks like Podesta and is
definitely his biological child.But he didn't care about child

(21:13):
abuse. He was busy doing drugs that.
That scares. Me Russell, because now, like if
we have any Monaco of success, I've already told you.
You're going to inject. Heroin into my.
Cock. Damn it, it's your job to keep.
Me from dying to keep you from success.

(21:34):
No, no, no, no. You can't.
No, you're going to say something stupid.
Like the only way to save me is to suck it out is like I will
kill less both you. Just put a fucking.
Pic line in your neck? No.
Kate Spade killed herself. Now she related to David.
Yeah, it's his sister. OK, that one is weird.

(21:56):
I don't know a lot about it but like.
I guess she was depressed. Do you think she was a hunter?
A pedophile hunter? She was in the fashion industry,
so probably more like she was a pedophile.
What? Was the guy.
Anthony Bourdain definitely killed himself.

(22:17):
You want to know why? You've had all the good.
Food in the world and you. You peeked.
He had no good. Food in the world he went to
third world countries and ate bugs and.
No, you're thinking. Of Andrew Zimmern, I'm not.
I'm thinking of Anthony Bourdain, the guy who went to
places to eat bugs. This is also.

(22:39):
Describing Andrew Zimmern. OK.
Well, Andrew. What's his fuck Didn't kill
himself unless he did. Is he dead too?
And B. Bourdain killed himself because
his girlfriend, his long term girlfriend, broke up with him.
You want to know why? Because he's the type of person

(23:00):
to go to countries to eat bugs and not marry his long term
girlfriend and he's in his fucking 60s.
That's a sad. Human being, also worthless drug
addict. So like, they weren't making a
video, a video game about pedophiles.
They weren't making a documentary either because they
don't care about you or kids. Otherwise they wouldn't be doing

(23:26):
what they were doing, which was drugs and fucking children.
EW, yucky, but anyway. That's the joke that Chris
Cornell, along with literally anybody else who kills
themselves, were working on a documentary and the Cabal got to
him. Yeah.

(23:47):
So when is? When is Justin Bieber's turn?
Well, he had his turn on the Diddy mobile.
No, I'm saying when. Is he going to kill himself?
It seems like it's coming prettysoon, so.
'Cause don't you know? I'm standing on business.

(24:09):
That's a quote from. Him Oh.
You ain't no it's. You ain't clocking that.
I'm standing on business. I like that.
I like. That he has to pretend to be
aggressive. I mean, he's being.
Caused by paparazzi. But it's just it was stupid.
He's a psychopath who was forcedinto marrying a psychopath.

(24:37):
Got him. She bagged one.
There's like this whole. Thing where apparently.
She had been like. Stalking him for years.
And her dad was a Baldwin. Still is.
Yeah. Was like, like, trying to

(24:57):
arrange this marriage. Yeah.
And all this stuff. I don't know the whole story,
but I thought that was funny. Yeah.
That a very famous supermodel needed to, like, have her daddy
get her a husband because she couldn't do it herself because
she doesn't have a fucking personality.
Yeah. You don't have to have skills.
When you're gorgeous, she's not that hot.
I haven't seen her. Is she going to be a baby?

(25:20):
Damn it. No, she's she's an adult.
I was. About to say I don't want to
get. Trapped again, you're looking at
don't know how to spell. That and it's not that for sure,
Hal. Baldwin.
Like she's. All right, that looked like a
man. For a second.

(25:43):
Like she's OK. Like when she.
Smiles. She looks so much nicer.
She's kind of like. Like when people.
Were gross and they say look youyou should smile more sweetie
you're beautiful when you smile you're prettier when you smile
yeah I think they're talking about like that woman
specifically because she looks like she.
Eats humans when she doesn't. Yeah.
Yeah, so. If you look at that one, like

(26:04):
her hair's like up and it's niceand she looks, yeah, that one,
yeah, that's nice. And then you look at.
Like this one, I was like, oh, you're a fucking monster.
Yeah, your. Face opens.
Up vertically. Yeah, but it's fine.
Hey, she. She blinks.
By winking one eye and then the other.

(26:28):
And one of the eyes isn't on herface.
It's a butt hole. That's how Russell lets me know
that he's OK as he winks his butt hole.
Yeah, I. Don't know I that poor guy.
The dad no. Fuck that guy.
You. No Bieber, Justin.

(26:54):
He had so much potential. How did?
She. Look so much nicer like 2 years
ago that was. Definitely a lot longer than two
years ago because Justin hasn't had that hair in a long time.
Oh. Did I accidentally?
Comment on a child again, he's pre 18.

(27:15):
Russell, I actually don't know, but I know that that was not a
few years ago. She just looks like a human.
Being in that, like what? Happened.
I think this is the first. Yeah.
This is the picture from the first time they met.
Yeah, this is from the movie Never.
Say Never, the movie that came. Out I think when I was in 6th
grade. Oh God no, I'd had to be.

(27:37):
I'm thinking of the Michael Jackson movie.
This was later, but yeah. Well.
Gross this. Is why you guys can't talk to
him. He says stuff that doesn't need
to be heard by. And I will only talk.
To you guys exclusively through text which can be screenshotted,

(27:58):
yeah, but. What I've been doing is I've
been accusing them of using Photoshop.
There you go. So if you guys are getting so
much better at this, I can't even I could barely even tell
this photos. I'm pretty sure those were my.
Exact words this morning. Just gaslighting.
Your family, Your Internet family?
Yep, that's what's happening actually.

(28:22):
Yeah, I. I feel what's going on here.
What's up with that? I don't understand.
We're not going to. Understand it's high fashion is
that. Is that Steve O morph with a
Baldwin? I thought that was.
Rick Morant, not Rick Moranis. Fucking Michael.

(28:46):
Myers, Waldo's World. Wayne's World.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wayne's World.
Oh yeah, the. The other dude, what's his
fucking name? Dana Carey.
Dana. Dana.
Carvey that one, Darna. Curvy.
From Master of Disguise, Yes, great film it.
Did not hold up. It's it's.

(29:07):
Still good, I went back to watch.
It with my wife, 'cause I like, oh, I caught her.
Making. I caught her making like a joke.
He's like, was that from master disguise?
You're like, yeah, it was like. Did you watch that movie?
He's like. Yeah, I mean, I had it on DVD
and we played the shit out of itwhen I was like 8.
And and she's like, yeah, I lovethat movie.

(29:33):
It's like, yeah, we should go watch it.
And so I think it was 8 months into US dating.
We watched it and like halfway or not even halfway, I want to
say like 1/4 of the way through the movie, I think it was the
first, like laughing into a fartgag that happened.
I was like, I don't think I likethis movie.
Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?

(29:54):
Who's your daddy? Yeah, now have you seen the
medallion? Is that a Jackie Chan?
One, yeah, but I'm thinking of a.
Different one now, the tuxedo. The tuxedo.
Yeah. No, Fuck yeah.
Dude. That was good.
The medallion and the tuxedo in my head are like part of the

(30:16):
same series, but I know yeah. Yeah, like the.
Babysitter. No that.
Came out way later. They're all one my.
Babysitters A. Spy or whatever, Yeah, yeah,
those. Are all the same movie just
continuations? Oh, no.
And then it ends with like the like the pacifier.
Yeah, yeah. Not not the pacifier.

(30:37):
The foreigner, yes. Yes, you guys.
Haven't seen Foreigner, that movie is awesome and I don't
even know if it's like a good movie other than it's fucking
old man Jackie Chan defeating the IRA.
OK, I will say. This, it's not a good movie, but
it is a great movie, Yeah. And I think.

(30:58):
If you like, if you're listeningto understand what I'm saying,
you'll know exactly what I mean,yeah.
It's not a. Good movie but it is a great.
I watched that. At my wife's friend's horse
trainer's house, which is got like the fucking movie theater
room and everything awesome. I'm just imagining.
Young Russell tried to like get somewhat adjusted in a foreign
house and then like right outside the window as like the

(31:21):
sun setting like the shadow of ahorse Dick is just like.
Casting across your face. We.
Did I? Tell you we got one of the.
Guys. To watch all of the old Internet
videos that fuck yeah yeah all like the fucking do not do
bullshit. Videos.
I don't remember why. He asked this, but he goes,

(31:41):
What's Mr. Hands? And we're like, oh, it's just a
Boeing engineer that did know nothing wrong, just look him up.
He goes what the fuck? Got him.
And then I'm not. Going to say what the other ones
we made him watch but because I don't need a record of that

(32:01):
online for children to listen toyou think the wayback.
Machine has all these catalogued.
Yeah, I have, I found. A website that has them all?
Fuck yeah. LiveLeak is gone.
So like, I'm. Yeah.
I wouldn't suggest going on the website, but because the
original version of the website was taken down.
So like, but like there's another website.

(32:22):
It it is on the archive, Internet Archive too.
But like Best Gore got taken down, which was like the next
generation of LiveLeak or maybe it came before it, I don't know.
But I found another version of it so I could make sure that
those were still on the Internetso you could watch them.
I was trying to find that. Crazy Train video recently and I

(32:44):
couldn't find a website that hadit.
Train video. Yeah, we're a.
Home girl, Ukrainian immigrant or something like that.
Sits down on a train. I'm sure that'd be on there.
Yeah, crazy train video. I'm thinking it's just Ozzy
Osbourne. Ozzy Osbourne.
There's a bat. Sitting in front of Ozzy

(33:05):
Osbourne on a train. Oh my God, we need to.
Use AI Yeah to make this video. Oh man.
Man, that fucking sucked. Because a lot of people.
Like are they use it as like a race thing and you don't need

(33:32):
I'm going to say something racist because I am racist, but
also to like kind of prove my point here.
That video is not why you like. You don't need that video to
like. Blame black people.
For violence or something, because there's plenty of
violence happening from Black people on black people in

(33:53):
Chicago, and no one talks about it because they know how real it
is. That guy was fucking crazy.
Yeah. He wasn't just a black guy.
And I don't think people understand.
That's just a crazy. That was one of the two things,
a guy with schizophrenia, which he did have that diagnosis, or

(34:13):
it was a guy with schizophrenia who was possessed by a fucking
demon. There is no way he was.
Possessed by Putin, yeah. They were helping Seance.
And they threw Putin's soul intothat man like to.
Make it a race thing is crazy because that is like exactly
what happens like white people do that the shoot me

(34:38):
motherfucker guy who Kyle Rittenhouse shot the first guy
he shot was a butt a kid butt raping pedophile who was just
let out. And then he.
Instigated and got himself killed and he was a white guy.
Which can we agree? That butt raping is like worse
than regular raping on I wish there wasn't a scale, but there

(35:01):
is a scale man. This is gross.
Yeah, I don't like thinking about this, but I think, I think
shoot for. The well.
It's hard not to like picture things while I'm talking about
them, you know, Fair. So I think let let's justify
what you just said because I think we can and it's good

(35:21):
content. We can do it scientifically.
Yeah, I don't like. That I'm doing this so.
You can't rape a. Man's vagina, for obvious
reasons. True unless.
He has a surgery. It is the only option for men.
Yes. So in that case there's
apparently more violence, but raping a guy who is not underage

(35:46):
is just rape. That's not a butt rape.
No. So like that's the.
Bottom of like the rape scale oflike how bad butt rape is.
It's like that's the lowest tierof butt rape.
I did tell Devin that we were going to do a tier list at some
point. And so it begins.
So let's let's do a butt rape tier.

(36:10):
It's like that is. Like the lowest tier of like
heinous butt rape, right? Because it's your only option.
Mouth rape isn't rape. So what?
Is it? Sexual assault.
It somehow. Feels less violent too, which is
weird though you're. Asphyxiating them, you're just

(36:33):
choking. Them from the inside.
So then you. Got so like underneath.
I hate this. I'm trying to like compare.
So when you're raping a woman. As one.
Does you have two? Options.
Don't rape them. Or proceed no a whole.

(36:55):
Like you have two avenues you can take.
Maybe go take a walk. Maybe watch TV?
Maybe pick a? Scab on your guys, I don't like
this. Turns out there are more than.
Two options, but for the sake ofthis argument, I think we need
to like. Let's table this for a different

(37:15):
time. I don't want maybe we can we can
do this on Patreon, but I'm getting really uncomfortable.
But we're not strong enough for.Tier lists yet?
I'm sorry. Give us time, rape is bad.
Why did you get me on this topic?
Because you're you specifically.Brought up butt rape it's like

(37:35):
that is like yes Oh yeah yeah the.
Guy that Kyle Rittenhouse shot. He was butt rape and pedophile
who was let out and shouldn't have been.
He wouldn't have gotten fucking killed.
So in that case, I mean, I'm good with him being let out
because of what ended up happening.
So we need more riots. More looting so that we can let
prisoners out. And we need more.
We need to strategically let those prisoners out.

(37:56):
No, we need more kids. Oh.
Man. What if we had, like, gotten to
a homeboy? Who?
What the fuck is his name? It's been everywhere, Penny.
I don't know. What that is Daniel Penny, the
guy that. Choked out that psychopath black

(38:18):
man on the train. No, but he's.
Sounds like hero the dude he is.What the fuck?
Is his name the Republican talking point guy who would go
to, oh, Charlie Kirk? Yeah.
OK, the homeboy who got shot? His shooter?

(38:41):
What if we had gotten him? Sooner and we gotten him on the
Kyle Rittenhouse side, so we need to program our own
children. Like what if we conservatives?
We can't. So they can be a good shot.
Well, they did. They did all they could.
His whole family was MAGA. He this is.
So this is just came on too strong.
So if the FBI story is true and everything they've released is

(39:04):
real, which there's a great chance that it couldn't be, but
I'm not like we're not going to say that it's.
Manufactured for the sake of, yeah, I mean, like.
So they released a text, they released like a document that
was a conversation, but it was written like a script, like
written out like a screenplay without like the like actual

(39:26):
description direction. Yeah.
But no, I did describe the scenebecause it at the first part it
says boyfriend looks at note, puts it down and then it says
like boyfriend, are you serious?And then they have this whole
conversation. So it did have like direction.
It was weird. But anyway, so like, that's why

(39:47):
I'm like, it could also like thepunctuation is kind of weird.
Like. Perfect.
Which nobody texts like that so but we'll find out in court
'cause they'll have to release like screenshots.
No, they or they'll they. They don't have to release shit.
We've learned that. Well, they don't have to.
But if they don't, then we know you're gonna be mad.

(40:08):
For like because this very well could be a.
Poorly recreated conversation ofwhat an agent saw on the phone
and they just got like the gist of it or something and that's
what they gave to the news stations.
That could be what it is. I don't even know if this
document was officially releasedby the FBI or whatever, but
anyway, CNN is making is releasing fake screenshots,

(40:30):
right? Like at last night of the
conversation, they mocked it up in like an iMessage chat and
it's just not real screenshots. It's not like what was.
Said or it's what was said. On the document but like they
they put it in an iMessage format to make it look like it's
screenshot OK like the Chris Hansen.
Thing, OK, I'm a little bit morelike it's not necessarily.

(40:50):
Nefarious that they did it, but it is like you don't need to do
that because you have this document anyway.
Like is the text. Legible.
Yes. Then put it out as is.
Yeah, well, according to. AB, CS, I think it was ABCI,
don't want to disparage ABC. They've gone through a lot of
the past two days. But they one of the newscasters

(41:11):
said it was a very touching conversation.
He got fired. Immediately, but, he said.
But basically the conversation, the guy, Tyler the shooter, kept
referring to his boyfriend as mylove.
And this. We can read through the
conversation if you want, but orI can show it to you later so

(41:32):
you can kind of get what I'm saying.
But my theory, if the FBI and everything is true, my theory is
this. This man.
Well, boy was. Something.
Happened to make him rebel against his parents.
It was probably college, but he was only in college for like a

(41:53):
semester. Man, they weren't quick.
He. Got in bed.
Literally with a fucking furry tranny.
Wait, so he. Was originally a female that no
you. Say male who's claiming to be
female. There's nothing about who's
female. OK, OK.

(42:14):
There's nothing about this. Guy, as far as I'm aware that's
female, at least outwardly, doesnot look female.
But the story is that he is M toF, so he.
My theory. Is that he gets in bed with a
tranny trying to prove somethingto himself.
He thinks he's in love. Or he is in love, but he's

(42:38):
insecure in his gayness. Now I know what it's like to be
insecure in your manhood. I think every man has like that.
Like things that happen. To them where they go, I'm not
man enough. Just go to a boxing gym.
Yeah, it's easy. Yeah, but like.
You know, you know, that feelingof like, I'm just not man enough
for this or I, I did something that wasn't manly or was like

(43:00):
the opposite of manly, like be you know what manly insecurity
is? You know that feeling.
Now try and place that feeling on gayness.
And that's what this kid was feeling.
So he had to prove that. He was gay.
He had to prove. That he was gay and he was
telling himself so. The gayest thing to.
Do is just shoot? That was pretty gay, actually.

(43:23):
So. So to prove in.
Reality to. Prove it to himself, but in his
head, he's proving it to the gaycommunity.
I. Do this and.
Everybody will know that I'm a huge faggot.
There you go. But he.
Didn't he call them gay too? With the yeah, but.
You can say that if you're gay. See everything lines.

(43:46):
Up. That's true.
So yeah, because that the man, he's a huge homo in those
messages, Like more homo than the tranny.
Makes Will and Grace look straight.
'Cause if you look at. His mug shot, Yeah, if you look

(44:08):
at his mug shot. Your gaydar does not.
Go off. You don't know what triggers.
My gaydar. All right.
Did you just assume my gaydar? He doesn't.
Have he just doesn't have it. He doesn't have the telltale.
Like he doesn't wear the uniformof a Well, right now he's.
Wearing a suicide vest like the kind, the anti suicide kind.

(44:31):
It's a smock that you can't liketear into strips and stuff and
you have to be naked underneath.He looks.
Like a ninja. Turtle OK.
Cool, but. Yeah, he just nothing about him
screams gay. No, I haven't heard him speak so
but that bullet was screaming homo.

(44:54):
But yeah, so I think that's what's going on is he was
literally just insecure in his homosexuality and decided to
take it out on the straightest guy round.
But. I mean it also is he could have
just believed that Charlie Kirk was a hateful person because all
of the shit that I've seen aboutlike people celebrating is

(45:16):
crazy. I don't.
I don't. Think I've ever seen the video
of him being like openly hatefultoward anyone?
There isn't. One, there are a couple.
There were a few. Times where like he was like
getting stressed and frustrated because people weren't letting
him talk. That's the worst it's gotten.
They didn't call someone a like classless, no he like fucking.

(45:38):
Got onto somebody who was being a outright like, homophobe.
Like he's like, what are you? This is not what we do.
You're just being a Dick. You didn't say that 'cause he
didn't swear, but like, got ontohim and like set him straight.
I. Like the word play?

(45:58):
So like nothing he said was hateful.
When you listen to some stuff out of context, like the
sentence, if I go onto a plane and I see the pilot's a black
man, I am going to wonder. And they cut the clip there.
Yeah, that sounds. Horrible, but also, I mean
aren't we all? But also.
Shit, the what he. Was saying was he was talking

(46:22):
about what DEI and affirmative action at the root of it does it
causes companies to they have tomeet a quota.
So in order to meet that quota, if they can't find a black
enough black people that meet the qualifications, they're
going to look at a lower set of qualifications.

(46:44):
And that puts it in everybody's mind that if you see somebody
who is on that list of protectedcommunities, you're going to
automatically think, are they here because they're the best or
are they here because they're black?
Yeah, there is nothing wrong with saying that because that is
in support of. That is in support.

(47:06):
Of all of the minorities that are being affected by DEI, that
statement is in complete supportof those communities.
Yeah, that's it's really. Fucked up it is explaining.
How the establishment is making them look less than by propping
them up. Yeah, and that is the least
hateful thing you can say. And honestly, there's not a

(47:29):
different way that you could really word it that I can think
of that would make it sound nicer, I guess.
Because it really doesn't sound that mean unless you clip it
into just fucking 3 words. And then?
Stephen King even had to walk shit back because he was
claiming that gay people, that Charlie believed that gay people

(47:51):
should be stoned to death. When literally what he.
Was what that clip was talking what that what happened in that
clip is somebody used the Bible to.
Be like to try to tell. Charlie what his opinions were
no he they. Like took they used a verse,
took it out of context and were like, so like, why aren't you
going this way? And he goes, because the Bible

(48:12):
also says that gay people shouldbe stoned to death.
And I don't think that that's necessary in this society
anymore. Like there are plenty.
Of verses you can take like that's what he was doing.
And he and they. Clip it and go.
Well, the Bible also says you you should stone gay people to
death. It's like it.
Doesn't. It just doesn't.

(48:37):
That's what's a version. In Leviticus it does say a man
laying with another man should be cast out and stoned.
In Leviticus, the law for the weed.
God's going to be out. Guys, I meant weed.
It meant we'd give them. Marijuana.
It's a list of rules for the OldTestament.

(48:57):
That is the Old Covenant, not the New Covenant.
Jesus died, and now we get to play by cool rules.
Yeah. It is what it is though, I mean.
So yeah, he could. Have definitely believed that
Charlie was hateful, but that just makes him another retard.
Which I mean, he was. Anyway, yeah, yeah.

(49:20):
I like his movies though. Charlie Kirk's.
No. He was an actor, wasn't he?
No. Charlie Kirk wasn't a child
actor or something, no. He started turning. .0 Yeah, he
started. Turning Point when he was 18
and. So that's literally.
All he's been doing. But yeah, it's, it's stupid.

(49:46):
And then they fired Jimmy Kimmel.
I I fucking love it because theywere celebrating a guy getting
silenced in the worst way possible and then the next day
they're like but what about freedom of speech though?

(50:11):
It's probably Fallon. Fallon probably set him up now
there's only one Jimmy on late night.
Yeah, boys. Well, late night's going.
Away anyway, they were already looking to cancel the whole
fucking show, this was just an easy way out.
They can make him look. Good too.
They can. They let him go, he's a martyr.
They don't have to waste money on his fucking show anymore

(50:32):
because it was losing money every second that it was on air.
So it's a win win for them. How much?
YouTube revenue do you think they'd have to make through
clips to recoup the losses? Tons if I'm.
Looking if I'm looking at it, Jimmy Fallon had the.
Eight-year, you're the pad. The parents prank their kids

(50:53):
saying I hate your Halloween candy, right?
Yeah. I don't like that.
I like some of them 'cause some of them are like cute and
endearing, but the heart. Of that is so dark drinking Bros
just posted their numbers the other day and they're they're
not. They don't make late night
YouTube number, like late night clip numbers, but they make

(51:17):
numbers and they made $1500 likelast month.
And so to translate that, so they have to do Patreon and they
do to supplement it. Yeah.
And they have sponsorships and all that stuff to be able to pay
their crew. Yeah.
And so you take that and then you translate it over to a huge

(51:38):
fucking network television show with I think Kimmel had 200
employees. Who are now out of the job.
By the way, they like there's no, there's no amount of money
that YouTube could have given them that would have even made a
fucking dent. So imagine.

(51:58):
Riding with a show like that forthat long and you're like
watching the tone of society turn like this.
And knowing people can. Be dropped like for anything and
nothing. How much does that make your
butt fucking pucker out of fear?We.

(52:19):
Live on such a fucking. Tightrope.
Nowadays we don't. Like people who have.
A good amount of success. Who are able to buckle?
Like Quentin Tarantino's Untouchable 'cause he does not
care about anyone or anything. He just does.
He makes movies that he wants tosee.
He makes movies that he wanted to see when he was a little kid

(52:39):
and when he people try to like when people try to corner him in
like interviews and stuff, he code switches.
Yeah. Exactly.
Yeah, but he doesn't care. Like.
He's untouchable. He puts out a good product, so
he's like one of the safe peoplethat like to be on his crew.
He's a strong enough leader. That he could kind of like shave

(53:01):
off the bullshit because also hedoesn't like rape people to my
knowledge. No, but he does.
Their feet. Well, and that's fine.
Yeah. He's not like, what was it Dan
Schneider ING them? Like he's hiring adults.

(53:22):
So crazy, Dan. Schneider.
Really. Was not affected by that Netflix
documentary. As far as I'm aware, is he even
working? On anything does he, I think.
He's like retired. From Nick now, but yeah.
Like the? Quiet on set documentary that
like had that like kind of showed like how like why Drake

(53:44):
Bell is a pedophile was because like it was focused on a whole
different guy, a different producer who was like actually
butt raping Drake Bell but. Which is the lowest?
Tier. So yeah, like, it was really

(54:08):
weird. Oh.
Dude, I'm of. The age now they're Speaking of
which, I'm seeing ads. That.
They're making a adult targeted live movie for one of the TV
shows that was on Nickelodeon. And like people.

(54:31):
Are. Excited about?
It it's called Henry Danger is like a superhero show.
And I know nothing. About it.
Yeah, I've not. And it's like really weird, like
had that been a thing like 3 years prior, maybe I, it would

(54:51):
have been something that I wouldhave been like, oh, that's cool.
I'll see that. That's an interesting thing to
do is like age up the the show for the demographic that the
show was originally for. That's a really cool thing to
do. I have absolutely no fucking
clue what that is or. Was yeah.
Me either, I think. This is the first time I've

(55:12):
heard those words put together because like Total Drama.
Island kind of did that, but notwith like movies.
They they just like progressively got a little bit
more raunchy. I think they're just knew what.
They get away with because of ratings.
Yeah, I don't think. I don't.
Necessarily to care for the. Audience.
I don't. Well, I mean the.
The show kind of aged with the audience.
I didn't, I didn't watch after the first iteration of it, but I

(55:35):
just remember seeing clips and like like trailers for episodes
and stuff and it was like progressively more and more
like. Like keeping up?
With the age of the people whichwas cool, whereas like Ben 10 is
progressively getting for younger audience and Teen Titans
they completely revamped the show to be 4 babies.
Yeah. And babies.

(55:57):
Aren't watching stuff like that.Babies are watching Miss Rachel
and that one show about the dog who's apparently a girl.
Bluey. So.
Did you fucking know that? Bluey was a girl.
You mean Blue's clues? No blue.
No Blue is a girl that. That bugs me.
Too, I forgot about that. Thanks a lot.
But. I didn't do this to you, Russell

(56:18):
Bluey. I don't know what.
That is, it's a show for kids. Oh.
He's. Trans.
I get it, no? May well, I think it's kind of,
I don't think he's explicitly trans or they're trying to like
say that he's trans, but that's very subliminal messaging.
And it was for Blue's Clues too.Blue has always been a boy's

(56:40):
color up until like the 90s, butthen you have magenta.
Who is a pink dog who was not a man either.
That's periwinkle. That's a salt shaker.
I think. No, that's it's not magenta.

(57:03):
No the Magento. Is the pink one?
Yeah. And then there's periwinkle.
What is that? A.
Cat No, I can't. Remember, let me, let me see.
We're just going to get a fucking.
Colors palette. You know, Artist palette.
Blues Clues. Tractors.
Characters. I never know how to fucking

(57:24):
spell character. I said.
Tractors Paprika, Mr. Salt and misses pepper.
So where? The fuck is periwinkle then?
Hold your fucking testicles, friend.
List of characters we got mailbox.
They really did not care. Hosts what Turquoise?

(57:45):
Wait, wait, there you go. Down there it is.
Magenta periwinkle. Periwinkle.
It's a cat. Fucking liar.
Is it really? I fucking.
Told you as a cat. It says it right there.
Yeah, you're right. And that was from way after I
would have even watched that show.
I wasn't a huge. Blue Blues Clues fan.

(58:08):
Yeah, it's. Pretty hand holdy.
I like I remember getting fucking.
Pissed. It's like the clues right there.
And then he would compliment me.Steve would like compliment.
He's like, oh fuck. I was.
Quick to anger, I apologize Steve, I liked out of the.
Box. This was my shit open.

(58:30):
Image and new tab? Was that the Puppet 1?
No, they just like. Had a clubhouse and they just
did different things and they were like put on little plays
and stuff and then the camp counselor.
Didn't sleep with the kids. It was super nice, no?
But I just loved it. That's true fantasy.
That was like my. First introduction to like a

(58:52):
thing being bigger on the inside, like the TARDIS, because
like in the theme song it shows them going like they build the
clubhouse out of like like cardboard tubes and shit like
boxes and stuff. And then they go in it and it's
this big clubhouse on the inside.
And I thought that was really cool.
And then it was just, you know, songs and and like and

(59:15):
activities, activities, and thenthey like do a play and.
You remember Lazy Town? I never really got.
Into that show. But I do remember it.
I remember that. Shake.
Like I was a kid at the time. I was like, man, she could get
it. See, I remember.
Not I I, I remember people thinking that as well.
And I was always like, she's not, she doesn't do it for me.

(59:39):
Yeah, you wanted the. Acrobatic dude.
With the mustache I fucking. Hate this joke.
This isn't fair. It's OK, he's pretty cool.
Like I get it I guess. I said it out of the.

(01:00:00):
Boxes out of the closet. But I remember.
In 2016 when the bad guy died because.
Like he became a. Huge meme and then like he would
he was in on the joke the. Actor was.
Yeah. And he died.

(01:00:20):
He had cancer or something. There was like a whole thing.
Oh shit, yeah. Did they send him off in?
The show? No, the show had ended.
By then, or at least it had likerevamped.
I know they're like, I, I guess I found out they rebooted that
show like 13 fucking times 'cause that show was from like
the 80s. Are you serious?
Yeah. Something like that.
And it was. Initially, like the girl was
like a puppet. There were different iterations

(01:00:42):
that it. I saw a clip that had all the
different versions of that girl.Oh shit.
I'd never looked. Into it, Yeah, I like talking
about. Like.
Odd child shows I remembered. Yeah, I was more.
Of like so like when I was watching out-of-the-box, I was
also watching PB and J otters that I don't remember a whole

(01:01:05):
lot about that, but the theme song fucking slapped.
I forgot I I don't know if I even.
Got to see that show and then Roly.
Poly Oly was sick. Wasn't that like?
3D animated. Is it super uncanny?
Yes, it was. PB and J Otter OK, Yeah, that.

(01:01:26):
Looks like Doug. Whoever animated Doug.
Yeah, yeah, it kind. Of does I dig it.
This guy in it. I didn't know that Adam Rose.
Adam paddles and. Then I don't.
Get that? What were you do what?

(01:01:48):
What do you? Mean Adam rose no Adam paddles
do rose and. Paddles have two different like.
Are they similar in some way? As in an or.
I'm thinking of the flower. You have a beautiful spirit.

(01:02:14):
Russell. Well, it's broken.
They don't listen. To us, for our intelligence,
yeah, that's true. We're.
Idiots. Roly Poly.
Oly It was cool. OK, Yeah, I.
Remember that? Cool.
Like weird 'cause that's so unsettling to watch, to look at
right now. I love that, yeah.
That makes me. Uncomfortable.

(01:02:34):
It's so freaking bad ass, Yeah. Holy crap.
Kristen Bone can get the bone. You barely can.
See her how I can see what I. Need to see.
Do you? Oh.
Man, No, no. You mean this chick?
No. Quit pulling up.

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Child's photos. It's making me uncomfortable.
Google pulled it up not. Me like the the look.
On Michael Cera's face, Michael Cera was.
In that show I guess he was the main guy.
Gizmo No. The But look at the facial
expression, Ollie. That's like the.
Exact energy that you're puttingout when you click pictures of

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children, like you're making me uncomfortable and you're happy
about it. Gizmo.
That's hilarious. That I don't even know who the
fuck that like. Elvis, remember that.
Character is that. The dad, mom, or.
I I do remember the hair. Oh, this guy.

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I remember this guy, the old, the grandfather, the underbite.
Yeah, another. Show Lloyd in space.
That sounds. Familiar.
Do you remember? Xenon.
Girl of the 21st century. Yes, it was like that.
But everybody's aliens. And there was one human, and it

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was a cartoon. OK.
They it. I say it was like that.
It took place in a space station.
That's all. Yeah.
And that it was good. I really like that.
And it's hard to find. They don't have it on Disney
Plus. I had to, like, torrent it when
I looked for it. Could you imagine?
Me and the guy who puts this online, like who's even going to

(01:04:27):
download that? You're right.
Yeah. 'Cause it wasn't on.
Any of like the like pirate websites either?
Like I had to search deep for that show and then I pulled it
up in my phone and it was letterbox and I was like God
damn it, I can't watch this until I get like a boob tube.

(01:04:48):
I need. Some CRTVS in my life stat.
They're so expensive now I. Know it's fucking.
Sucks I had so many. Of them and I ended up like
throwing them away. Yeah, I like I had a TV for each
one of my consoles. It was badass.
That's it's excessive. That's crazy.

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And now I just. Collect musical instruments.
Yeah. What was another show?
That I watched, obviously Doug Recess was good.
Recess I the movie. Was.
Fantastic. Like that was my introduction to
conspiracy theory. The government took over your
school. That's awesome.

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It is pretty. Fucking cool I.
Loved Courage. But I don't think you.
I wasn't. I never you.
Weren't allowed to watch it I. Don't know if it wasn't that I
was. Not allowed to, but I did never
watch it. It didn't.
Interest. Me in any way.
I wasn't allowed to watch code name Kids Next Door.
Because adults. Aren't allowed to be evil, yeah.

(01:05:53):
Isn't that oddly? In line with the theme of code
name Kids Next Door. It was more.
That they were disrespecting their parents.
And their parents happened. To be evil.
But you should still, you know, honor your father and mother.
I remember. Rugrats.

(01:06:13):
I remember there there was a definitely not allowed to watch.
Rugrats, I remember there's a time.
Like you could call in to Nickelodeon and like request a
show and like what? I shit you not it.
Definitely. Did not work.
Bullshit I. Got my show and.
It would say. Who like called it in that's.

(01:06:36):
Crazy. It's fucking cool.
It's. Really fucking cool.
And then now that I'm older, like that show is just absolute
garbage. I don't know why I thought it
was remotely good, but I was also like 6.
Yeah, seven. Yeah, I never watched.
That I know so I never watched all grown up the rocket power.
I wasn't allowed to watch it andbecause they kept disobeying

(01:07:00):
their parents, that was kind of a theme in my house.
Yeah, I think so. I don't really know, but that
was my mom said it might have been because they were a
different, you know, race. Remember Wild Thornberrys?
I wasn't allowed to watch that and I don't remember why.
Is it because that the? Older sister showed midriff.
Did she really? Yeah.

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Maybe. I don't, I don't know.
Oh, there was a show. Two shows OK.
Trying to compartmentalize here so I can remember the next one.
So the first one. There's a big.
Yellow. Monster.

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He's a good guy, quadruped with big.
Red. Spots on him and then a girl
would travel around with this big yellow monster and she wore
a safari hat. What's the show called?

(01:08:04):
It doesn't sound. Remotely familiar.
OK, well then the. Other show that I also just
thought of was about a dog, and he existed in a liminal space.
Like, you know where Squidward goes when he goes too far into
the future? Yeah, he goes there.
Like that's where the show takesplace, kind of like.
Koleoka. Or.
Something no kind of like how in.

(01:08:26):
Caillou, it looks like it's out of the pages of a storybook.
You know what I'm talking about.I understand that.
You're like talking about an animation style.
OK, I hadn't this is that's the dog show I.
Didn't watch that show as much as I watched the one with the
yellow guy I remember like Arthur.

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That's kind of my. Era of cartoon.
It wasn't great. I considered Arthur.
To be educational. And I did not like it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wanted, I wanted monsters, I
wanted fighting, and I wanted mylearning to be in secret, like
in Stanley's Big Book of Everything They Trick You Into.
Education. Yeah.
Remember, Ned's Declassified that was.

(01:09:06):
Like actually gave you. Like helpful advice for like.
Did you ever try any of it though?
Oh yeah. Yeah, there was a trick that was
on Nickelodeon, and it was like in the theme of the survival
thing, like where you could squeeze out a fart with each
step, like if you have gas in clothes they did have.
Those shorts, yeah, I remember atip on how to hide your fart and

(01:09:29):
it was get a dryer sheet and stick it in your pants.
And for the longest time I thought the guy said fly lax.
And I didn't know what I. Kept asking my mom mom what is
fly lax? She's like sounds.
Like an alien. She's like, that's not, that's

(01:09:50):
not a thing. What are you talking about?
And I was like. I want to stick a dryer sheet in
my pants and fart in it. And she goes.
What are you talking about and? I'd be like he said, it smelled
like fly lax. I need to know what that is so I
can get the right dryer sheets. To this day I.

(01:10:11):
Don't know what he said, but lilacs that's.
Lilacs. Yeah, yeah.
But yeah. That.
That had some good tips, yeah. Like, drop a textbook on the
ground as you fart. Oh, yeah.
Try to hide it with a cough as you're walking to, like, go
sharpen your pencil. Like, let a tiny little bit out
each step. Yeah.
I just was. Always angry that he ended up
with Moe's instead of hot Susie crabgrass.

(01:10:36):
Yeah, yeah, that was lame also. Whitest black guy to ever exist
in television. True.
Do you? Remember little.
Little, little George. This is crazy.
I think it's called Little George.
It no. Little Bill?

(01:11:03):
Yeah, it's a little Bill Cosby. That's what I was going to say,
yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, little Bill.
Yeah, I remember. That they made an innocent show
about. About Bill Cosby as a child, I
don't. Even think that that was a.
Voice acted by. Bill, was it?
No, it was a child. Dude.

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Remember a Class of 3000? Class of 3000.
Fucking love that. The music on it was amazing.
There it is. Oh, backspace a couple times.
There you go. OK no I didn't watch that.
Fucking loved. This I didn't recognize.

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This guy, but I think that was before my time so the.
Premise of this show is that there's a music teacher.
Who like goes to this? High school.
There's too many black. Kids in that I wouldn't watch
that there are. 2. Yeah.
They. Make up, literally. 25 the only
black thing I was allowed to. Watch was my gym partner's a

(01:12:06):
monkey? Oh, oh, wait, that's not true.
I watched Camp Laszlo as. Well man, it's a boomer fool.
So this show was pretty. Cool.

(01:12:26):
It featured Andre 3000 from Outkast.
I guess they call him Andre 3. 100 but his character was in the
show they call him. Andre 300, that's what it's
showing. For.
Oh yeah, no, maybe. I don't know, maybe it's a typo.
It'd be weird for that to happen.

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Anyhow, he's a musical teacher who's just like, mysterious and
like, well. Go.
In and like work with these kidsand like make amazing music and
their music can literally just solve problems.
And the music that they would dofor the show was actually really
fucking good. Something about this reminds.

(01:13:08):
Me of another show that I caughtone episode of and I want to
state this. It wasn't mucha lucha, but I the
character that I'm thinking of. Like the Roach guy?
Is the guy from? Mucha Lucha but the show I'm
thinking like when I picture theshow I picture 2 characters and
I'm only like the only one of the characters that I'm

(01:13:32):
picturing isn't from the show that I'm thinking of.
Like the animation like style was so similar that I combined
them in my head but I only know about Mucha Lucha.
I can't remember what this othershow is, but it is it Shanghai
Showdown. Shaolin Showdown.
And. It.
Was. I don't remember the premise

(01:13:52):
other than kids fought crime Power Rangers no.
Maybe one of them was a luchadorlike style costume and that's
why I confused the two. But one of them was AI think he
was a blonde kid. He wore a white cowboy hat and

(01:14:13):
like a white cowboy outfit. But I don't remember.
Anything else about it? And so if you guys are listening
and you can fucking find the show, please retrieve Russell's
memory. It would scratch one of the
itchiest itches I've had in sucha very for like the longest
fucking time. You know a show is.
Also really fucking good. What Jackie?

(01:14:36):
Chan Adventures. Oh fuck yeah.
Dude. I love that show.
That show was crazy good and it's hard to find.
Like I don't even. It might have been.
Disney XD or something like thatit it got passed around.
'Cause it was a. Saturday morning cartoon for a
while. So it wasn't even on one of the

(01:14:59):
cable channels, it was on network.
So like WB or something. It was on either.
WB or like 4 kids I seem to remember.
The four kids logo on it. In my brain.
Yeah. It's like where Beyblade.
And stuff was yeah there. Was a or Digimon.

(01:15:22):
Digimon. Was on 4 kids for a while
because Saban was the distributor for a ton of stuff
back then, including some anime and so the original Digimon.
The first few Digimon were on that, and then at some point
Disney took over Simon. That's when they started airing

(01:15:47):
Power Rangers. That's right, Power Rangers was
originally on Saturday morning cartoon like network.
And then? Yeah, like it wasn't on during,
I don't know exactly when it originally was airing, but it
wasn't on network, or at least when I was growing up.
Like the first Power Rangers I watched was the animal one.

(01:16:08):
But I only caught the tail. End of it, no fury or something.
Yeah, no, wild. Force.
OK. And.
Then. The next one was Ninja Storm and
that was when it got moved over to the Disney area and it was
on. Their secondary.
Channel Disney XD or no Jet X? Jet, Yeah.

(01:16:31):
OK, Jet X. That's what it was on.
And then we had Dino Thunder andthen we had SPD, so Dino
Thunder. Was that a continuation of the
original? Because I thought the original
was dinosaurs. Kind of, but.
Not because of the dinosaurs, because of Tommy.

(01:16:52):
He comes back as he's their Zordon.
Yeah. And there's a loose connection,
but because they're just redoing, like, there's only so
much you can, like, manipulate the story from Japanese stock
footage. So what they did was basically,
Tommy became an archaeologist after a while, and then it

(01:17:16):
became a history teacher, which is not what archaeologists don't
teach high school history. They teach biology or something.
Like if they're going to teach in high school, they're not
teaching. Wait, was it Indiana?
Jones, a history teacher. He was an archaeology.
Professor OK. In a college.
Isn't archaeology. Just history, yeah, but it's a

(01:17:39):
different. Shut up, high school.
History is about. Like like I just want to.
See them turn into a robot and punch a big monster?
Yeah. And.
So that was good. And then after that there was
SPD and then after that was Mystic Force and then after that

(01:18:01):
was Jungle Fury, and then after that was not Turbo OverDrive,
Operation OverDrive. And that was the last one I saw.
I didn't watch all of Operation OverDrive and I have to watch.
I had to watch Mystic Force in secret 'cause they were Wizards
and I. Did your mom even know that?

(01:18:23):
No, I don't. Think I was just going to say I
don't think so because she I gotthe morphers for Christmas and
they were like cell phones that turned into magic wands.
And so like. I don't think she cared because
it was Power Rangers. Or maybe.
Like she had a magic wand in herbedside table.
And why did you just think she? Was a fan.

(01:18:44):
But like, no I'm. I'm what color Ranger is this?
Mom, I'm white through. And through because originally,
like for the longest time, my favorite was SPD because they
were cops. They're morphers are just.

(01:19:06):
Night sticks, yeah. No, it was like.
A cell phone with a badge in it?Yeah, like badge was the
obvious. Choice, but it'd be really
fucking funny if it was like a fucking night stand.
Clubbing something? Danger, but, but like, looking

(01:19:30):
back, I think I paid the most attention to and cared the most
about Ninja Storm. And I've, I've rewatched it too.
It doesn't necessarily hold up, but it does, like, hit that
nostalgia button for me. Yeah, yeah, there's value there.
Yeah. It's just so cool when the tech
guy, the geek, finally got to bea Power Ranger.

(01:19:55):
The Green Samurai. Ranger and the top of his helmet
would turn around when he went into samurai mode.
Oh my gosh. And like the blue.
Ranger was a girl and she was really fucking hot.
She was just. Scared stock standard blonde.
OK, I'm scared to even like, look.

(01:20:16):
Her up because it's probably always going to be a fucking
baby. The Red Ranger was.
A jacked Samoan guy. Nice, that's.
I'm I'm. Cultured, just old.
I'm not racist because my favorite power Ranger is a
brownish guy. And and.
And my other favorite Power Ranger is SPD Red and he's a

(01:20:37):
fucking black guy. I can't be racist, it's true.
Tommy was off White. Was he part?
Black. He's like Italian or something.
They don't count as minorities anymore.

(01:20:57):
What was his name? Jason David Frank.
Yeah, yeah. Rest in.
Peace. So he was filming.
The documentary too, right? Yeah.
He wasn't depressed. Because the original cats hated
him because he was annoying or anything.
Because he bullied. A gay guy.

(01:21:22):
Oh man, I wonder what? Kimberly is doing right now.
She refused. To be in the once a Ranger
special that happened. Yeah.
She's like once a Ranger, literally.
Never again. I don't know.
Why? But she just like she's not
doing anything. So she does cons but that's
she's the hot 1. She gets to do what she wants.

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Not anymore. Well, I I.
Mean none of them are really that.
None of them really held up I. Guess the black guy did, but
that's because black don't crack.
Trini's dead so that doesn't matter.
Didn't he like? Have a glove that only had like
4 digits on it. The black guy, Yeah.

(01:22:04):
Why Blue Ranger? The black guy was.
The Black Ranger. Blue Ranger was the.
Gay white guy Billy type. In four finger power Ranger, I
need to figure out what what onethis is.
I'm pretty sure this is true. Yeah, I don't, I don't know
about. Or it's a sex.
Move. Power Ranger.

(01:22:33):
You're right, he does. Have 4 fingers what the fuck?
But he is a black. Ranger.
Yeah, you're right. Oh.
That's upsetting. Why?
That looks so weird to me. Yeah, I had no idea.
He only had four fingers. That's crazy.

(01:22:54):
He. Looks like an alien in that.
With all the fucking star looking shit.
Reverse shocker. Going on.
The Stunner. Oh man, the.
Bud Gunner and then the originalred Ranger comes back in Zeo as
the Gold Ranger and I don't knowwhy they call him the gold

(01:23:14):
Ranger because he's wearing all black with just a gold like
accents. He's got a.
He's got gold football pads on. Nice.
Yeah, very. Cool, I.
Wonder if he can do a. Backflip.
I don't know. He has a.
Podcast like he's really cashingout on Power Rangers.
He's like got a good he didn't get paid podcast or he barely

(01:23:36):
got paid. For Power Rangers.
So. Oh really?
Yeah, it's bad. They went to renegotiate the
contract and he got fucked. Well, I mean, he was no.
Longer the coolest guy there. They made the.
Bad guy, the leader of the team.That's like the only time.
The red ranger's not in charge too.
Like as soon as the. White guy shows up, they're

(01:23:59):
like, he's in charge, obviously.Oh my gosh.
Yeah. Well, this is a nice.
Trip down memory lane. Did you ever watch Lost?
In Lost Galaxy. No, they.
So. We had the movie on.

(01:24:24):
VHS and it was like the pilot, so it was like the first like 2
episodes or whatever combined. And the premise is, is like
people are leaving Earth to go live in a space station.
And. They get up there and.
If you. Enlist in the military.

(01:24:46):
You can get up there for free orsomething, I don't remember.
But anyway, they go on this military mission and they.
The costumes. For all of the space marines
like the uniforms and stuff is from fucking.

(01:25:07):
Storm or. Something Troopers, Yeah.
Starship Troopers. Yeah, it's all Starship
Troopers. Props.
They just reused them 'cause they, like, just got done
filming that movie. It's awesome.
And it was weird that. I knew that because that means I
had seen Stars Troopers, which was not for kids.
My dad I. Remember when I saw it the first
time, my dad thought it was fucking hilarious.

(01:25:31):
And we saw it on. TV so they didn't show the boobs
Weak. Yeah, I do remember the.
Scene where right after he gets the tattoo they pour the beer on
it and I turn to my dad and I'm like, that's not what friends
do. No, they slap.

(01:25:51):
It I. Just I can't imagine.
Being my dad and just going my son is a pussy.
Yeah, Russell, we have to. Sterilize it, I wouldn't want it
getting infected. Starship.
Troopers is a good movie. It's literally about.

(01:26:15):
Propaganda. That's no, that's what.
People say because they don't like the truth that the
government and the military are cool as fuck.
And that's what it would. Be like, it'd be cool as fuck if
you would just get over yourselfif you would just get with the.
Program. Yeah.
And do what? What?

(01:26:35):
You said is Marxist thinking, ofcourse.
Yeah, yeah. That tracks.
Yeah. Have you seen Idiocracy?
Yet of of course. I've seen Idiocracy.
Good, good. I watched that in middle.
School. All right then I have.
Nothing left to say about it, I just wanted to ensure that you'd
seen it or shame me if you hadn't.

(01:26:56):
Brought to you by Carl's. Junior.
I. Fucking love that movie.
I haven't seen it in a long timebut go away.
I'm Baton was like I had to not he had a fight to.
Not say anytime someone would. Knock on a door.
Go away, Baton. What's the show that?

(01:27:18):
He's watching called Ow my balls.
Oh my balls. This week on.
Oh my balls. Show holds up.
You talk like a fag. Your shit's all retarded.
God, great movie. All right, Well, the best this.
Episode will be called. Starship poopers love you guys.

(01:27:39):
Bye.