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Episode Transcript

(00:00):
You are now entering the prism. I'm
going to collect your pubic. Hair chug, chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug. Just for sport.
Yeah, that's chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug,

(00:25):
chug, chug. I only got a third.
I'm ashamed of myself. What is that?
Is that a like a liquor monster?Yeah, it's a 24 oz The Beast
Hard 6O. Nice.
The Mean Green, it tastes like, like a monster went flat.
Yeah. And then they put it in one of

(00:46):
the soda streams. You know, it feels like it was
added on afterwards. Yeah, that's that's the the CIS
you get. Interesting.
Say more about that while I do this.
Dude, yeah, I was blasting my ears out.
Is it loud? You're loud in my ears.
Yeah. OK, I can turn you down on that.

(01:08):
It's all. Good.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's, that's a lot better.
Yeah, I hate this new setup. Yeah.
It's pretty bad, but that's onlybecause you have standards.
If we didn't know anybody, we'd think this is awesome.
Yeah, the only standard that I ever kept was the woman that I'm

(01:32):
with. Literally every other standard I
have is broken for me. Made sure that she didn't have
those standards that you had. Well, that's one of my
standards, is the. Bar's got to be real.
Low they have to have, but also standards, yeah.
Yeah, I think you you done good.You picked a good one.

(01:54):
Yeah, she's one of the good ones.
Yeah, she. Doesn't wear she'll.
Only take 25% of your stuff whenshe leaves you.
She doesn't wear makeup like 90%of the time.
She can't afford to. Well, yeah, but I'm saying like,
even when we could afford to, she only wore makeup to work.
But like, you wouldn't even know.
Get a raise, Russell. Yeah, make more money.

(02:16):
Yeah, give me a raise. I'm working on it.
What value do you add to the corporation?
If I left, if I left, you wouldn't be able to get anything
done because I've held everything so close to the vest.
Dude, you're our spider man in that train scene.
He's just like getting ripped apart.

(02:42):
At least I get to meet Joey Diaz.
That is pretty cool. Oh my God, the company is so
grateful that I don't have the power to immediately dictate
directly dictate the races. Yeah, yeah.
Otherwise they'd be broke. Yeah, that's fucking it's.
It's something. It's it's an arrangement.

(03:05):
You know, our little redhead didlesbian that left.
Yeah. I was just talking to her while
you were in there and like, 'cause I sent her one of those
reels that I've shown you at break where it was like when
your favorite Co worker leaves. Yeah.
And I sent it to her and all shesaid was I miss it.
I was like, keep that energy. Although you probably ruined

(03:29):
your chances of coming back by ghosting us for your last two
weeks. But yeah.
Yeah, she fucked herself over onthat.
Yeah, that was fucked up, but whatever.
Yeah, when homeboy who held her at gunpoint gets shot because he
does other stupid stuff and so she's free, she's still going to
be stuck, like bagging groceriesor something.
Sad. Yeah.

(03:52):
Yep. Whatever.
It's bad day to be A Well, at least she can say the N word
now. BET said that gingers are black.
I'm glad that they're the authority on anything.
Black Entertainment Television. Yeah.
Just like the fucking what was the N double ACP lady?

(04:14):
Oh, Rachel Dolezal. Who slowly started like
converting to Yeah, to being. Is that her name?
Yeah, Rachel Dolezal. All white people know Rachel
Dolezal. Rachel Dolezal.
Well, she did do an Only fans, Ihear.
Really. Yeah.
It's probably hideous. Yeah, you can tell by looking at

(04:35):
her face. You can tell by looking at your
face that you don't want to see anything else.
Yeah, like I'm fine. Thanks.
I've had enough. Black.
So let's see. Yeah, BET gingers are black.

(04:58):
Redheads are now black, the black people of white people
according to TikTok. OK, I didn't actually look into
this so I don't know anything about where this came.
From Yeah, we're learning together, and that's what this
podcast is about. We don't do politics.
We don't do. I think, I think what happened?
I think what happened? They saw the curly hair.

(05:19):
No, it was a dyslexic guy. He saw the word ginger.
Ginger's of the new Black. And he goes.
What? Oh yeah.
These are the same word. They're referring to two
different people. It's like, no, that goes here.
Don't you mean Jinja? That's like finding out that the

(05:41):
the round peg goes into the square hole on your old your
little kid toys. It gives me a close add button
but it's not pressable. Fuck you, Newsweek.
Dude, they're struggling. All news agencies are
struggling, and they should be. So yeah.

(06:02):
Dude this beast is unleashing. I'm already feeling it.
Yeah. Hold on, let me do another quick
chug. You're definitely not a
lightweight still air. I don't know how that happened.
I don't trust you, Ben. Yeah, there it is again.
Our royalty free background music.
I don't know if you guys can hear it, but I can, yeah.
We definitely can. If we're hearing it in this,
they're hearing it like there's no way around.

(06:23):
It I'm not excited about that. Dude, you're going to have to
put a noise gate on this. It's I'm not going to, yeah.
I don't. No, I don't do noise gates on
anything I I did give. It to him raw.
Yeah, I did a little bit of stuff on that last one because
we were all three in here and itgot kind of loud, but because
this room's not treated very well, so I did a little bit.

(06:44):
Professional fucking studio and it's not.
Well, because we're not in a vocal booth.
We're in the engineer's room. That's true.
So where were you when I got here?
Were you in the tiny house? Yeah, OK.
Yeah, I was, I was getting some unfortunate news about about
this business monetary wise. Yeah, there's embezzlement going

(07:07):
on. Oh, that one OK.
I don't know if that's what's happening.
I mean, I'm going to have to, I can't say anything about this
one. I have the video saved but I'm
going to have to put up cameras in here which makes me really
uncomfortable. Yeah, why can't you just talk to
him and see what happened? I'm going to.

(07:28):
OK. Because I'm wondering if it was
just that he was, he had a guessand he was showing him the thing
which needs to be run by you like exclusively, but that needs
to be made known to him. And yeah, I don't think I think
so. I was running through this in my
head. And if that is the case, I think
what happened is he saw that we brought a guest in last week and
was like, oh, cool, we can do that.

(07:50):
And technically he's kind of right.
But the only reason that I'm able to bring a guest in is
because you're here, you know? And so that needs to be made
known. I don't think that that's AIII
highly doubt that he would do that while being let in by the
guy. He'd be stealing money from
like, literally right there if he knew he was doing something

(08:12):
wrong like that. That is a little crazy.
Yeah. It's bold, yeah.
Which people do that when they're desperate?
Just after meeting him and beingaround him, I don't think that
he's necessarily an intentional asshole.
I think that if he's doing something he's not, he may not
know that he's doing something wrong.
I would like to give him the benefit of the doubt also
because he's an asset. That's true, That's true.

(08:37):
But you know, you can't, yeah, can't just leave poison in the
wound, bleeding out as is. You can if it feels good.
You don't care when you die. I.
Haven't made money this year. Here, yeah, neither have I.
I have. Net negative.
I have softener salt that I haveto put in my father in law's

(09:02):
water softener every month and Iwent to Lowe's.
I got it in the cart, went to pay.
I didn't have any money in my account, so I had to use studio
money. Not your studio money.
Like the studio money that I earned just to be able to drive
here, the gas money that I'm given to come here.

(09:23):
Yeah, yeah, shit. Sucks.
We run a very lucrative business.
Yeah. And everything we have is liquid
and it's falling my bowels through our fingers and my
bowels. Oh, yeah.
I'm, I'm drinking one of the grape, the Welch's Grape 1.
So tomorrow's going to be fun. That's A1 hitter.

(09:45):
Why don't you just slam that? Because I like to savor it.
How do you savor it? It tastes like medicine
afterwards. Not a flavour, not if you hold
it, like if you don't drink it for a little bit, then that's
first sip tastes like Welch's again.
Oh OK, yeah, you just got to getthe medicine flavour out of your
mouth. What's the strap for that?
Penis. But yeah, so Ben, could you give

(10:06):
me a hand? I'm going straight from here to
my third job. No.
Well, I got to pick up the carpet cleaner from my wife
where my wife lives and did. You make a boobie in the carpet.
No, the Chihuahua did. Not mine.
It's an old lady. She, like, I've shown you a

(10:28):
picture. She doesn't have teeth, so her
tongue, like, hangs out of her face.
Yeah. Yeah, she's adorable.
And that cat, even though I think I sent a picture to the
discord. Where the fuck did my phone?
There it is. Where is my penis?

(10:51):
If it's in a minor gun I'll be pissed.
See if I can find this picture that I took.
That chocolate was way too short, which means that it was
either an inappropriate joke, which for Russell no jokes are
inappropriate, or two, that it'shappened.
Or three, I didn't actually hearwhat you said.
No, it's just a. OK, courtesy laughing.

(11:11):
Yes, I'll take courtesy laughter.
I'll take pity laughter too. So this is what I sent to the
discord. Oh yeah, that's a nice hole.
Just a prolapse in my face. Speaking of the discord, I want
to shout out John and give him an official temporary inward
pass 'cause he has standards. What?

(11:34):
I had to get mine from a third party neighbor.
Yeah. Nope, John's getting.
It there, savor it. Enjoy it, embrace it.
Savor that you've. Earned it by being a man of
upstanding quality and taste. Chill Prison Podcast needs to
get this on record. We will not be held viable for
any lucrative business deals that fall through or any other

(11:59):
companies that refuse to. Use this SO.
If you do to the use of the word.
He seems like he might be the litigious type.
And he and all consequences of saying the word are the sole
responsibility of the person using the N word.
Pass. I think, I think our bases are
covered. Yeah.
Also allegedly just that was that was home plate right there.

(12:22):
So I think we got them all covered.
Good. Is this how you're going to burn
it? No, Russell, I told the guys I
got to savor it. Yeah, I got to savor.
I'm going to hold on to it and say it in my head.
You need to ask like I'm a lot of legal reasons are you does it
expire? Well, I've already I already
mentioned it to him. He goes.
I didn't say that. I go.

(12:43):
Yeah, you did. We both heard it.
I've insinuated that's enough. And I've and I've told tons of
people. Guys, guys, guess what?
Literally so I could. I'm pretty sure I went on the
discord, as soon as I got to break it was like guess what

(13:03):
just happened. Guys.
A registered nurse just gave me his registration.
The Board of Health recognized me.
I'm an MD. Nah, I'm more of ADO.

(13:27):
Are D OS less than doctor of ortho?
Ortho No Genesis. There's MD and there's DO.
Do you know this? There's also a nurse
practitioner. Which is those are doctors.
Exactly, and that's the closest you're going to get.
Yeah, me. I'm not getting that close.

(13:50):
No ADO. You know what?
ADO is right, You know what ACO is.
OK, hold on. Nurse ranks.
Yeah, 'cause you were a a senator.
I would be so mad at myself. Senator, Doctor, Doctor of.

(14:11):
Of. Just the house osteopathic
medicine. They work in regular clinics
alongside MD's. Is that just a chiropractor?
No, chiropractors are different.It's a doctor of chiropractics
and that's. Like you don't have to go to
school for like two weeks at DeVry University.
It's longer than that, sorry. Phoenix University for two.

(14:32):
Months like it's longer than a four year degree, but it's.
Why? Because you have to learn the
wizard magic. You touch them right here in the
4th clitoris that they don't tell you about.
You have to learn about this guy, the homunculus.

(14:57):
His cock is huge. Well, yeah, I'm pretty sure it
came from Africa. Nothing like that comes from a
white. Country.
So that's just like the concentration of nerve endings,
right? OK, that's that's fine.
Those lips are huge. Though I'm telling you that

(15:20):
sub-saharan. Dude, that poor man couldn't
make it past his knuckles. Listener, look up homunculus.
Yeah, hypothetical homunculus. No, just look up homunculus and
Google image search it. Yeah, you'll see the the big
man. That didn't feel good what I

(15:46):
just did. So the the thing you were
talking about. Yeah, the thing you were talking
about regarding the cat sphincter reminded me of the
shenanigans that me and my wife engaged.
In yesterday. Gross.
Yeah, so. Did your wife give you anal?
No, I have to take it. Uh oh.

(16:07):
I have to rape my wife. Whoa, no, she won't even let
anybody. Clip that one happen.
Yeah, I wouldn't either. Yeah, if you were my wife, you
definitely wouldn't. I wouldn't if I was my wife like
I wouldn't let my like if my wife said put it in my ass, I
would leave the room. And let her come to her senses.
Yeah, it's just not happening. It's why it's just her time of

(16:30):
the month. I can wait.
You're. Gonna.
That's the least I wouldn't really do.
Every time I like, I'm just like, Nah.
My wife tries to do the pottery system with me.
Like if you do this, I'll let you put it in my butt and then
she never does and get right there every.
Time I call. For every fucking time.
Like maybe this time she's not lying to me.

(16:51):
See, here's the thing. I'm of the belief that any butt
sex is gay. OK, that's an awful gay thing to
say. Are you scared that you're gay?
No, I'm scared of pooping my penis.
Have a stronger penis. If your penis is buff enough

(17:11):
then nothing can get inside of it.
That's just not true. That's the truth, barring a
pressure washer. Sometimes it feels like a
pressure washer. Shooting into your.
No coming out. Yeah, like.
It hurts. My boy, hell yeah it does.
Like you have the ones so you have the.

(17:32):
Ones give the spray wash. The ones that were the first
spurt feels like pee. I'm just imagining like you
remember those old prison videoswhere they'd line all the
prisoners up? They'd be like, undressed, and
they'd spray them down and hit them with delousing powder.
Yeah, like I'm just imagining your penis being the firehose
they blast. So like you have the ones where
like the cum works up to the tipand then just kind of pees out,

(17:54):
you know, But then you have the ones where it just jams through
your entire urethra all at once and just breaks the seal without
knocking first. AM I the only one that has this?
I haven't experienced the first part.
So that, OK, I'm trying to describe like the the more
pleasant one, the one that doesn't hurt, like the regular

(18:15):
one where it's just like a huge load, but it it's good.
But then like if you have a hugeload and it's not good, it's
really not good and it hurts because it feels like you're
about to split your Dick open. I've had a cramp.
You've had a cramp in your penis.
No, no in the ejaculatory muscles.
Oh yeah, in your Gooch. Yeah, Gooch cramp hurts.

(18:36):
That's from chronic masturbation.
Well, I hadn't masturbated, so Iguess maybe it was stored up
from my age of like 14 to 16. Yeah, I like, I was long
overdue. I would have.
Like like if I'd be like home alone, I'd be like in like 7th
grade especially because like that was when I first came, was

(18:57):
in 7th grade and it was just like a teardrop.
I started too early. I didn't even have hair on my
balls yet. Like I hadn't even gone through
puberty yet. That's when, like the boys
needed like guys, we need production.
They're demanding it now. And yes, I went through puberty
late, but and so then like, but I just was like, this is the

(19:18):
coolest thing ever. But when you jerk it so much
that when you come nothing comesout, that's a painful
experience. Ghost loads.
Yeah, that hurts. Yeah, it's unfortunate.
That is unfortunate. But I I've been, I've been

(19:39):
cramped regardless regardless. It's irregardless.
You just lost the pass. I'm so sorry.
You didn't give it to me. You can't revoke it.
We all can revoke it, just as any can bestow.
All can revoke no. Any and all no.
OK, go ahead and try it and see.See if it got revoked.

(20:02):
See if it hurts what you say. So my pets got fleas again but
we caught it like right when it started.
Are you sure? Yeah.
Are you sure you didn't give me one that I'd then transferred to
my dog? Oh, do you have fleas?

(20:23):
Now my wife just found. One, it could have been.
Yeah, it could have been. We were moving.
I'm gonna throw. I'm gonna put Donnie on blast.
Put Donnie on blast. We were moving Donnie to his new
spot. What, you're saying that that
Donnie's wait, he doesn't have pit bulls?
Yeah, he does. Oh, OK.
Yeah, you're saying Donnie's pitbulls had fleas?

(20:44):
The whole fucking zoo. The whole zoo?
No way. Donnie, the guy with the most
hair ever. No.
The oil field worker you're saying that his animals had?
Please. The thing is he has like all of
the animals. His wife is the manager for a

(21:04):
pet store. Oh my God.
And before that, they already had like a fuck ton of animals.
I had to, like, beg them to get their animals neutered and
spayed. And so they finally got that
done. But when you have that many
animals, you're trying to dose all of them for fleas.
Like they're just going to persist.

(21:24):
It's just going to happen. So they have like 3 fucking
dogs, 900 cats. I think it's only like 3 cats, 8
mice. They probably have more mice
that they don't know about. Hopefully not in the new.

(21:45):
Spot. Oh, that's right, they were
moving. Anyhow, we would move them and
then like I recognized two days later, I I saw something jumping
it. Like, I know that jump.
Yeah. What the fuck was that?
Yeah. And then I caught it.
And then my litmus test is my wife because anytime she gets
bit by something like it shows up bad.

(22:07):
It's called being white. It's pale as shit.
Yeah, she is whiter than fucking.
She's translucent. Yeah.
So I like, I saw a couple spots in her.
It's like, oh, fuck, we have fleas.
And then I confirmed it, like, went to a pet, one of the cats,
and then it did the weird squat thing and it started looking
back and biting itself and was like, I feel like this turned

(22:28):
sexual for the cat and I'm not comfortable with it.
Yeah, she's like, oh, she just has.
She has fleas H fetish. Yeah.
And so I went to the store to goget the flea medication.
She had specifically requested that we purchase flea collars.
I saw the price of the flea collars.

(22:48):
And they're also bad for the animal and.
I was like, flea medicine It is,yeah.
I'm convinced that the flea medicine is also bad for the
animals. It's all bad.
It's a pesticide. Yeah, we're literally just
poisoning them to the point of tolerability.
There's a reason you can't give.You get them by weight.
Glasses and you can't give it tothem at all at a certain before

(23:10):
a certain age. Yeah, that's why my cat died.
So she had fleas before she was allowed to have.
She got toxo like from a flea and died and we couldn't treat
her because she was too way too young.
Too nubile? Yeah.

(23:30):
So anyhow, she had specifically requested callers.
I was like, look at the price tags, like yeah, no, we're
getting the medicine. And so I purchased the medicine
and we get home or I get home with the medicine.
She comes home and she's like, where are the callers?
Like I got this And she sees themedicine.

(23:51):
This will be the third or fourthtime that we've, this will be
the third time we've dosed them.And she's like, you have to do
it, then you have to dose all the cats.
Say, for one, they're not my cats, Only one of the cats is
mine. For two, no, they'll hate me
afterwards. Yeah, they're going to.

(24:12):
Hate that you put on their neck or something, Yeah.
Yep, but the second that you crack it, it smells like the
weirdest sharpie that you've ever, yeah, caught a fragrance
of in your life again. Pure poison.
Pure chemicals. Pure fucking volatile chemicals.
I would not be surprised if thatwas flammable.

(24:34):
So after a few moments of deliberation, she's like, fine,
I'll fucking do it, but you haveto be in the room with me.
It's like, OK, And she didn't strategize this at all.
So she's over there trying to collect 1 cat at a time.
It's like, you know, you realizethe second you crack it, they're
all going to smell it and hide from you.
Why don't you just put the medicine in the room, then
collect all the cats in this room, then crack it?

(24:55):
Yeah. She's like, yeah, that makes
sense. Yeah.
OK, let's do that. Then we go in there.
I turn away from all of the catsinside the bathroom.
It's in our guest bathroom. And one of the cats sees the box

(25:16):
and hears the contents of the box.
When my wife picks it up, it immediately, instinctively, like
hides behind me in front of my finger, like looking down at
her. She's looking up at me,
cowering, trying to like fold into her skin and disappear from
this world. Like I'm sorry.
She cracks the first vial. The other two cats get catch

(25:38):
wind of what's going on and she doses the good cat, my cat.
No longer a good cat. She's the best cat and she, she
sits there, she takes it, she's mad.
She's like sitting on my wife's thigh and it's like her toes are
like curling around and the claws are just like.

(26:00):
Digging in. Yeah.
And she's like, and then finishes and gets it done and
then she, like, sprints off and takes flesh from my wife.
It's a fair penance. It's a fair penance.
Yeah, I would say grabs the nextone.
And the one that's hiding underneath me is like trying to,
like, hide in the corner 'cause she realizes that I'm not even

(26:21):
protecting her. Yeah, she dozes the next one.
And that last one my wife just grabs by the name of her head,
throws her out and then dosed her.
And she's like, I don't know if like, you can turn a cat inside
out, but the cat tried to do that to itself.
Yeah. And then we open up the door and

(26:43):
you know what our layout is? We have two litter boxes right
there by that door. And so they immediately, like,
all bash their faces into the crack of the door as I'm trying
to open it. Yeah.
They're like, punching the door with their face.
Yeah, trying to leave. And they finally get it out.
And the whole time they're just,like, throwing gravel into the
bathtub. That's how hard they're running.

(27:05):
And then they all get out. And then, like, they're all
flinching every single time my wife, like, reaches out to try
to pet him, like, oh, you're good.
Yeah. It's like the fucking flinch
game, except for their faces. They're so sad.
And then my cat is like letting my wife still pet her, but she's
not being cool about it. She's like, you're bigger than

(27:27):
me. Yeah, and I'm going to respect
that. But that's the only respect that
you're getting. If I had middle fingers, you'd
see them. Yeah.
And then my dog, when we broughthim in to dose him, he's just
like, did I do good? Yeah, you keep that thing on
like in line pretty good. Yeah, he's awesome.

(27:47):
He's a phenomenal dog. He just doesn't do well with
extra stimuli. Yeah.
It's called autism. The dog got it hard.
He's a trained fan. But the cats were, like, being
super weird. And they're this way all the
time. They get a little woozy.
You can tell they lose their motor skills.

(28:08):
So like, it's like hitting theirnerves.
Yeah. There's no way it's not.
Yeah. And then they start salivating,
and then like 12 minutes later, it's gone.
Mm. Hmm.
So I don't know what the equivalent for human beings
would be, but I think it's like nerve gas or something.
If we get hit with that, that's probably the equivalent of what
they're experiencing. They probably like see fucking

(28:29):
sounds. It's probably some type of
neurotoxin, yeah. But it works, works really well.
And I expect that they're going to be gone in like 4 days.
Yeah, until they start feeding on my wife again.
That'll hold them for another two days.
But she's not sweet enough. Did you hear that?

(28:49):
Why it's? Dark and mysterious.
Yeah, she's a quitter. I touched the cat's weird eye
socket whole thing because it's missing an eye.
It was a good eye socket. Yeah, well, no, that thing's
pink. But did you?
Put the ball back in like in Hercules where they'll share
one. 'Cause if my hand is like if I'm

(29:10):
laying on the couch, I put my hand down, it just like runs up
to my hand. It just like nuzzles its hand in
my or its head in my hand. Yep.
And like my pinky, like caught the weird gross face pussy
thing. It was yeah.
I was like. Do you go wash it?
Do you smell it at least? No, I I did go wash it actually,
but I like flinched and so she like took the fuck off and she

(29:34):
was like mad at me for like a day.
It's like it's not my fault you're weird.
Dude that cat has two no go zones, the bee hole and the face
hole. Yeah that is so wild.
You have a danger cat from both ends.
That cat is been through it. It's missing most of its most of
both of its ears, or at least part of both of its ears.

(29:57):
It's tail. It's sphincter retention muscle.
Yeah. And one of its eyes.
Yeah, it's been through a lot. Dude if I lose my SRM I'm going
to be so sad. What is an SRM?
Sphincter retention muscle. What?
Russell, what are you doing? Are you drunk?

(30:19):
No. The more I drink this is it.
Getting you drunk. I wish you'd probably like Slam.
It would make it would make talking to you so easy, so much
easier. I'm glad, I'm glad I can do that
for you. Dude.
We have Master Zaynort in there right now working on a piece.
Master Zaynort. Look up Master Zaynort and

(30:40):
you'll see. Exactly Kingdom Hearts.
Yes, he's doing the work in right now.
He's putting that work in. That's funny, Kingdom Hearts.
Is a silly fucking game, yeah. The storyline's impossible to
follow. Yeah, I feel like you're the
only person that I could actually make sense of it.
And my cousin that we were talking about before we were

(31:05):
recording, he he like really loved the fuck out of those
games. The games are fun, but the
storyline does not make sense. He could explain it.
He's the only reason I get it because he's explained it to me
multiple times. It's like me trying to explain
Coheed And Cambria to anyone. It's just not possible.
It's less than that. It's not.

(31:26):
It's like there's like one key detail that once you like, once
it's explained to you, like to the point where you get it,
you're like, oh, OK. And then there's a translation
issue because the letter X, thatshape is pronounced.
Key that's not, that's just a known thing.

(31:49):
Japanese, but not in Japanese. It's like a different language.
OK, well, either way, one of theweapons, so like the weapons
that they use are key blades, key, KEY, car key.
Blades. Yeah, well, like a door key, but
the ultimate weapon is a key. Is the key blade X dash blade?

(32:15):
And so like, like if you don't have your subtitles turned on,
Zaynor's in Birth by Sleep. Zaynor's constantly talking
about the keyblade while you're holding one and you've been
collecting different ones the entire game and you're like what
the fuck is happening? And then you can like, pick it
up like a neat penny on the ground.
Yeah, like. What do you mean?
I have like 8 of these, it's fine.

(32:35):
Yeah, but then you find out it'sit's literally 2 key blades
like. It's just a longer, cooler
latinus org. But.
It's the one key blade that actually looks sharp.
Yeah, but once you understand the difference between Roxus and
Sora, then you're like, oh, OK, I get it, but that's the hard
part. Cause like, I didn't understand

(32:57):
it for a long time. The because Roxus and Sora are
the same person. No, they're not.
They are. No, they're not.
They are. Roxus is, Ventus is Nobody, and
Vinitas is. Sora is Nobody?
No. Yep, not even close.

(33:20):
Yep, look them up. Roxas is Sora's Nobody.
Nope, and 'cause they look like different people.
They look like they're Roxas looks.
Like Vinitas? I I've the word by sleep is the
one I know the most. Then why am I right and you're
wrong? And then so vinitas is actually.

(33:42):
Soras Nobody. Benitez is identical to fucking
Ventus. No he's not.
Yes he is. Fuck it up then Ventus and
Venitus. You're going to look so dumb in
front of all of our friends. Oh shit, did someone fucking get

(34:06):
you? It's exactly what I said.
It's literally not him at all. Fucking dummy.
Yeah. You're dumb, but.
Also he's wearing heartless stuff, which is goofy because
that should be the fucking nobody.
Or he's the nobody, but he lookslike he's a heartless.
Well, he's wearing armor. He's not.

(34:29):
Yeah. But tell me that doesn't have
like fucking heartless energy. No, it doesn't.
Now you're going to be wrong twice, Heartlesses are just
Black shadows. Now you're going to be wrong
twice. Heartlesses are just.
Black Shadows Can you handle 2? Two hits.
I don't like you right now. You're being gay and weird.
I'm being right. No, you were wrong on the the

(34:51):
first thing. I'm being alternate, right?
The thing that was right? Well then you fucking redacted
it. I guess you have the power to
edit the podcast so you can do whatever the fuck you want.
But yeah, Roxus is the same thing as fucking Ventus.
Yes they do have the same body, that is correct.
He was born when Soras released his own heart in order to

(35:12):
restore Kyrie. So he is the nobody of Sora.
Yeah, but that's wrong. No, it's fucking not.
So what happened is Sora got. Ventas's soul was stored in
Sora's body. Yes.
And so when his heartless got released, so the nobody that was
created was Ventas's. Was Ventus's body.

(35:33):
Was. Ventus.
Because he had Ventus, he had Ventus's soul, heart, heart.
They call it heart yeah in Kingdom Hearts and cause heart
means like 8 things yeah. And so that's so I was right and
you were wrong. I mean, I'm looking at the
official wiki. Oh, because wikis can't be
modified by anyone and everyone,no.

(35:54):
No, they cannot. You're right, Russell.
That's the law. You're gay and dumb and gay as
well. I'm going to make a wiki that
says you're gay and dumb and gay.
Then that makes you like double gay, which makes you straight
because double negatives. Because when Riku goes evil, he
start he's he wears the same armor that Vanitas is wearing.

(36:19):
Yes, it's the exact same armor. Yes.
Agreed, but a heartless is just a little black ghost looking
guy. So what is fucking Riku's
Nobody? So Riku is the is Zanort is like

(36:40):
the main bad guy, but he has multiple different iterations
that cannot remember what the other guy's name is, 'cause
that's what. There's good zanort and then.
There's no, there's well, yes, yeah, OK, yeah.
Zane, OK Zane Ort the wise I think is the good one.
And then there's like bad Zane Ort and they have the same name.
I figured I'd change my name though if there's another guy
fucking clown around like me. Yeah, let's see if I can go and

(37:02):
like look at the characters so we can actually like it's.
Just not going to make sense. It's just going to be fucking
confusing. You're just drunk.
Bad at games so I don't understand how to navigate this
wiki. If you can't understand the
wiki, what makes you think you can understand Kingdom?

(37:23):
Hearts, characters. There it is.
More Ventus. Zemnis.
That's what I was thinking of. Zemnis is a version of Zeonort.
Yes, but let's see. It's a nobody, right?
I think so, yeah, 'cause he's inOrganization 13.
I like how OK his name if you take the X out is like an

(37:44):
anagram of semen and no one talks about that.
So he's actually the nobody. Technically, he's the nobody of
Tara. Tara.
But if you take the eggs out, that's not what.
But this is Zaynor. Let's see, Asthma Anthem.

(38:07):
That's that's the other one I was thinking of.
And you have Anthem the Wise. Who's the good guy?
That's right, yeah. That's right, but so so I was
wrong. But Riku is just another version
of Terra. He it's just a body.
Riku becomes a vessel for Zanord.
I don't know if he ever has a nobody or not.

(38:31):
What I thought that Terra's was Zanord.
Terra becomes a vessel for Zanord at the end of Birth by
Sleep. Yes, and that's anthem that we
saw in one, right? I can't remember if Ansim is
another version of Terra or if it's just a like Ansim.
'S like the nobody of you're notthe nobody.
Well, there's Heartless. There's a name that he goes by

(38:53):
that's just like a, like a, justa pseudonym that he goes by as
like a disguise. I can't remember which one that
is, but anyway. But then eventually Zemnis takes
over. I think it's Zemnis, yeah.
Zemnis that takes over Riku. OK, so Zemnis is a nobody who
takes Riku's nobody. I don't know all I know, all I

(39:16):
know is all I know is that Tara and Riku end up kind of serving
the same role, it's just at different periods of time.
Tara's before Riku, Yes, chronologically.
Yes, yeah. But.
But then Aqua, who no one talks about.
She's the literal saviour of theentire universe.

(39:37):
So like time doesn't exist in the darkness land.
And so such a great quote. Yeah, she gets trapped in the
darkness. And then so that's the only way
that Riku and Mickey make it outwhen they close the door, which
that doesn't make sense to me either.
Why didn't they fucking close the door from the outside?

(39:58):
Why'd they have to close the door from the inside?
I don't know. I didn't actually finish the
third game, so I don't know, no.It's in the first game, The
Darkness, Yeah, when they're closing the door.
I don't remember. Aqua is in Aqua is in the first
game. Aqua is only in Birth by Sleep
and Kingdom Hearts 3. Yes, yeah, yes.

(40:21):
But it turns out they reveal howthey got out 'cause they never
talked about it in one or two. How they get out?
Oh, that OK, I see what you're saying.
Yeah. Yeah, 'cause they, they decided,
like if there's zombies on this side of the door and my friends
on the other side of the door, let's go ahead and put ourselves
on the side of the zombies and close the door.
That's what they did. Instead of just being on the

(40:41):
side with your friends and closing the door and keeping the
zombies out, they just went on the other side of the door.
Riku replica, that's from fucking birth of Sleep.
Birth by sleep. No, birth by sleep doesn't have
train. Of memories Train of.
Memories. Yeah, Train of memories.
Which one of these was a phone game?
Like not not like a iPhone like old flip phone game.

(41:04):
Chain of memories. I think it was Chain of
Memories. No Chain of Memories is on Game
of Advance. RE Chain of Memories is on Game
Boy Advance. What do you mean?
It's a reported game from. No re Chain of memories is on
big consoles. Which one was the phone game?
I don't know. God Mr. king of hearts game

(41:24):
Kingdom Hearts mobile games old.Cell phone.
Cell phone game God. You can't even spell game right.
You spelled gay. I'm not a gamer.
You're a gayer. I might be wrong on this.

(41:52):
Why is this the one you finally admit you're wrong on?
Well, 'cause this, that info waslike a, a tidbit that my cousin
told me that I just kind of, he and he might have, I might
because this was like 20 years ago that he told me this because
Kingdom Hearts Mobile isn't the one.
So it might be he, we might be referring to the same thing.
And it wasn't a phone game. It was a Game Boy game, but it

(42:14):
was like a different Yeah. Different play style entirely.
Different. OK, Yeah, it's pixelated.
Yeah. Well, then you have Kingdom
Hearts 2. That game is awful.
It's a card game. No, Chain of Memories is the
card game. Is it OK?
OK, OK. Kingdom Hearts 2 you get to
wield 2 swords, it's fucking cool.

(42:35):
I don't know my favorite I like my favorite PlayStation two game
was Turismo. No time splitters.
I never had PlayStation 2 so I only played at my friend
Griffin's house and. That's the only one he would let
you play. We played time splitters and
then he had this other game thatwas.
I thought time splitters was on GameCube for some reason.

(42:56):
It it might have been as well, but and then we also played
this. It was a skateboarding game, but
it was all like Disney characters.
Disney Skate, Yeah. Yeah, that game was sick.
My cousin had that. On fucking Game Boy Advance.
That game was sick as fuck. Yeah, it was.
And they had simple plan. Yeah, they.

(43:17):
Got simple. I'm pretty sure your simple plan
was on it, yeah. They had money to do it, so I'm
sure they could. Yeah, it's fucking Disney.
That game was awesome. I never really got into Sonic
until, you know, recently. Until he grew up.
Yeah, until I became an adult. And could appreciate fine art.
I think the game I probably played the most as a kid was
Mario 4. I had it for a Gameboy.

(43:42):
OK so Mario 4 for gameboy, look up Super Mario World.
It wasn't that one, no. OK, do you tell me the flying
power up and I'll tell you whichone it was?
I think it was the Beaver one orwhatever.
Yeah, it was this one. Oh, Mario three.
It was Mario 3. But it's Super Mario Advance 4,

(44:03):
so. You're right.
And I. Knew what you were talking.
About yeah, Yep, Super Mario Bros 3.
That one's dealt. That's such a good game.
I had that one and then for my DSI had not Paper Mario, it was
the one Mario versus King or Donkey Kong.
Yep, Yep. And you had like little tiny

(44:26):
Marios. Yep, yeah, Yep.
That was like the original MarioMaker 'cause you you, you had a
give like create. A way to no.
Well, there's that. That was the mechanic of the
game. But then there was like a stage
building thing for it. Yeah, OK.
And if you could navigate your way through the original DS

(44:46):
lights, Wi-Fi settings, you wereable to share that your
creations online. But that was they Nintendo
figured out Wi-Fi with the Switch.
Like that's the first time they figured.
It out that's the first time that it was like not a fucking
hassle. I feel like it was easy on the

(45:09):
Wii though. No, you didn't have.
You know what's fucking crazy you on the Wii, At least the one
we had which we had the first Wii when it like the day it came
out. My dad got 1.
He stood outside of Blockbuster.At like 1:00 AM.
Yeah, it was fucking cool. He never did anything like that
ever again. Yeah, he's like, I've made a
mistake, just a mole poorly in front of his family, especially

(45:31):
like. For the Wii, it was crazy, no?
Wii was fucking awesome. When it first came out, it was
cool. We had, everybody knows that one
guy who who only had a Wii and was playing fucking Call of Duty
Black Ops on the Wii. Was it on the Wii?
Yeah. It was all motion control too.
It was bad. Yeah, you had to use the

(45:52):
nunchuck and everything too, butI.
Like the zapper they came out with for it.
Zapper. That's what they call their
guns. Instead of a violent weapon,
they call them zappers. Oh yeah.
Because it was like a four, you had a four grip on it.
That was so fucking nice. Yeah, it felt cool.
It might be better on the Wii U,the Wi-Fi, but I remember on the
Wii you, you couldn't, it wouldn't like auto look for your

(46:17):
your router. You had to type in all of the
information manually for it to even pick up the router.
Yeah, but you have to also remember I'm from the dial up
days. So am I.
I didn't have Wi-Fi. In the past half of the dial up
days I was in the thick of. It I didn't have dial or I
didn't have Wi-Fi until I was in8th grade.
I didn't have it till I moved out.

(46:39):
That's because you're poor. Accurate.
I had to buy Wi-Fi for my childhood home.
Yeah, 'cause they were just not going to pay money for it.
Yeah. And then it turns out they
weren't as poor as they let on. Yeah, we also our Wi-Fi didn't
work. We didn't have it still was the
same speed as dial up. It was really bad, but because

(47:01):
we lived in in the middle of nowhere basically.
But I. Feel like you're making it a lot
more painful than it was. It was bad.
I didn't have friends coming over to my house.
That's not the only reason why, but he.
Keeps pooping when we're trying to eat.
But like doing like research papers, which I didn't really
do, my mom and I did them. So my mom did them, but I did

(47:25):
most of the stuff at school and then had to like print stuff out
and bring it home instead of because I wasn't going to crack
a book. That's lame.
But that's for the week I had tolike print web pages out so I
could do any work at home. I'm.
Going to go pee. Oh my God, so unprofessional.

(47:46):
I don't have to pee pee no more.Good job.
Thank you. So we just spent an hour talking
about Kingdom Hearts. Good job.
That's our job. Games, Gaming.
The worst gamers on this side ofthe fucking continent.

(48:07):
I say this side even though we're in like the middle.
Yeah, I'm fucking terrible at video games.
What is Oklahoma? It's Midwest.
It's 100% Midwest. I don't think it's Midwest, I
think it's mid central. OK, You don't know anything
about the Midwest though, 'causeyou haven't been outside of
Oklahoma. So it's the Midwest everything.
How? Are we fucking Wisconsin people?

(48:27):
We're not Cheese the. Midwest isn't just Wisconsin.
It starts in Ohio. But that's for lovers.
Not really, it's for crackheads.You think they don't love crack?
They don't have feelings. Yeah, they do.
They feel it all the time, actually.

(48:48):
They're feeling everything they want to right now.
Yeah, I don't know how, actually.
I do know how every fucking pop punk band comes out of Ohio.
It's because that's all you can do.
That place is. Music or crack?
I I know we have a listener in Ohio and I'm sorry she's.
Fighting the you. Are where you are.
She's fighting. The good fight.
Yeah, now we don't know 'cause we have dudes now, but the yeah,

(49:10):
no, the that place is. Awful.
When you get out of hell and youcome to Oklahoma, hit us up.
Yeah, we'd love to host you and just get your take on what train
wreck you witnessed. Yeah, I mean, I have only been
to like Cincinnati. So Pastor Sketty.
Sketty. Figure it out.

(49:31):
I know what you're asking, but what do you mean?
Sounded out. They're they're yes.
They're Pascetty. Literally what I said.
What about what Ohio spaghetti? Isn't Cincinnati OH Cincinnati
chili is like spaghetti noodles with.
Yeah, skyline is bomb if you have if you have a different
opinion. Is it wrong, Trash.

(49:52):
Good. Yeah.
OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's.
A place here but not like McDonald's trash good like it's
kind of an acquired taste, but you have to the most.
I think the biggest hurdle is getting past what it looks like,
which is diarrhea. Oh, for sure, for sure.
Have you been to Coney Island here in Oklahoma yet?
No. OK, that's like our trash.

(50:14):
Good. All right, OK, I'll have.
To take you there at some point.OK, so we're going to have our
luncheon to celebrate being donewith counting.
But after that luncheon, I'm going to have to take you to
Coney Island. It's a cash only spot.
The food looks awful. The food tastes passable.

(50:34):
But after your second glizzy, which I don't know when glizzy
became a thing, which fucking gross word to me.
That was that was a friendship ender right there, buddy.
You need to fucking watch it you.
Need to fucking watch it. You get one strike, Ben I.
Don't ever want to hear that again.
That's like me saying keep it 100 glazando and there you go, a

(50:59):
glizzo. I know what the fucking cover
for this is going to be. Dude that made my butt vomit.
I wonder if it'll give me Lizzo but a hot dog.
You should make sure that it zooms in on her moose knuckle

(51:19):
like the weird extra thatch thatshe has.
Yeah, Listener, do you know whata thatch is?
Also, Speaking of black people in the entertainment world, did
you know Fetty Wap was in prison?
I assumed all of them were. All of them being.
Rappers. Oh, oh, OK, I thought, what do

(51:44):
you? Mean.
Are you implying him dark skin? Did Eminem not do time?
I guarantee he didn't. He should have.
For what? Dropping them sick rhymes on
everyone. You're just going to bomb us
like that and get away Scott free?
I think not. Eminem is the most white bread

(52:04):
pussy in the world. It is crazy how?
Now Marshall Mathers and Tracy Keith are going to beat the shit
out of you. You have two.
People, have you seen Eminem? That's going to be real
embarrassing for you when you have someone with fucking
highlights, fucking frosty tips beating the shit out of you.
I'm pretty sure he shaves his head now so it's not as bad.

(52:27):
Now he's a Skinhead. Yeah, he just looks like an
angry Bieber. Just one of them I feel like
said the N word more. What's her fucking name?
Ellen DeGeneres is like what I think of when I think of what
Justin Bieber looks like. Is that not current?

(52:47):
That's true too, yeah. Methy DeGeneres?
Yeah. A methy degenerate.
Yeah. And that's what Marshall Mathers
looks like right now. Yeah, Marshall Mathers looks
like a lesbian. Also, Marshall is such an
unfortunate name to inflict on your child.
Thanks. Why?
I don't know what's weird with that statement.

(53:12):
I can't. I'm contractually.
Obligated to not tell you it'll be fun for them to figure out,
but. Is that the name of your godson?
You have to go fucking kill him.Get the mercy.
Kill your godson. I'm so sorry I didn't choose
this for you. Yeah.

(53:33):
But no I. My godson was named after a
skateboarding trick and then clip and if his if he was born a
female. If he was born a female, his
name was going to be Anna Mae. Because I like watching anime.

(53:53):
I was like, I hate you guys. That's awesome.
I. Have to love this.
Child, that's awesome. I love that so much.
Do that more white people quit making different versions of the
same name. We've we've white guys have
become black with Braxton. That's literally like Aiden's.

(54:17):
Yeah, well, Aiden is kind of vanilla 'cause they don't like.
Kaden, Jaden Braden. Yeah, like literally we're doing
the guy the the stereotypical black guy name thing where we're
just like taking a name and thenadding letters to it.
It's like finding out that cuminexists and putting in every food
that doesn't even call for it. Cumin should go in most things

(54:39):
though, it's pretty cool. That's exactly what I would
expect you to say. Especially in your waffles.
You mean to come in your waffles?
Put cumin in your waffles and serve it to Drake and Josh's
dad. Come.
In my. Waffles 'cause he's allergic to
cumin. Cinnamon.
You don't remember that episode?No.

(55:00):
Drake makes waffles. Yeah.
And Josh retaliates. Well, no.
Drake makes waffles and gives itto being a good irresponsible
son. And then the dad eats, eats and
then has goes into anaphylaxis, and he and Josh goes, Drake, did

(55:21):
you put cumin in the waffles? And Drake's like, yeah, you said
something, something, something cumin.
And he said cinnamon in a very Josh way, yeah.
For all the hardship that they went through, I still love that
show. It's fantastic.
So that show is so bad. It's so good does.

(55:45):
It take some time. There's a fan theory.
There's a fan theory that iCarlyis a spin off of Drake and Josh
and Spencer is Crazy Steve and he kidnapped Megan.
And just like Stockholmed her. Yeah.
And that's why their parents never existed.

(56:05):
Yeah. Yeah.
The The thing is, like, did he rob a bank on the way out?
And that's why he can afford their lifestyle on a artist's
salary. No, he Well, yeah, I guess
'cause they afford their lifestyle on his on their dad's
military salary. Oh, OK 'cause he's like a.
General or something. OK, but he doesn't run a tight

(56:26):
ship at home. Apparently not.
How many times people have fallen in that show?
Down an elevator shaft. Dude, like I I realized that was
just like a an item of the times'cause if you watch that so
Raven, which you probably weren't allowed to 'cause
there's too much cumin in it. No, it was actually.
I wasn't allowed to watch. It would, but it was because of

(56:47):
witchcraft. Yeah, and because she was black.
Not really with how many times, like characters will just like
make a dramatic fall, like completely like pronated, just
fall to the ground and then stand up.
That was just what happened. And Gibby, fucking Gibby.

(57:09):
Didn't he break his fucking arm doing that?
You told me about that. He broke more than just his arm
in that scene 'cause he fell on concrete like, well, OK, they
had like a mat and he just, but it was like a really thin mat.
Oh, shit. And so in the scene, he bounces
off the ground. It's real.
I hope that yeah, they better have kept that.

(57:29):
Foot no, I can't remember if it was him or if it's his stunt
double who did it, but either way, the person that did it like
broke like a bunch of bones because like he fell from the
ceiling like just like belly flopped onto concrete.
It was awesome. I love that show.
I. Do too.

(57:51):
I do too. Shane from Smosh was on there.
Really. Yeah, the blonde guy.
New Smosh, not old Smosh. I thought he was always in it.
You didn't pay attention to original Smosh?
I know there's like the Pokémon theme song or Pokémon.
Rap Yeah, it was just Ian and the gay 1I.
Assume the gay one was the blonde guy I guess.

(58:11):
No, the blonde guy is a an industry plant who like run ran
Smosh after Rhett and Link bought it.
And then he married the female version of himself.
Very much so, yes. Yeah.
Yeah. I can't remember her name.
I don't watch it all that much. There's a couple of them too

(58:32):
much. There's a couple of them that.
I feel like we're starting to give too many details.
We're going to be able to pinpoint who we are.
There's a few of them that I find kind of funny, but like,
there's this one chick that's onthere who's like, she looks like
she's way older than everybody else, but I know she's not.

(58:54):
And it's unfortunate. Yeah, and but she's obnoxious
and I, I enjoy her presence 'cause she just kind of disrupts
everything. Yeah, I like it.
I also like the the black gay guy because just the way he
reacts to things is very entertaining.
Very gay. So I tried to watch the They sit

(59:18):
on a stool and they have like water in their mouth and they
try to like. Yeah, that's like the clip
that's that's some of the more like popular clips that come
out. And we sat there and we watched
it for like 4 minutes and my life was like please like can we
watch anything? Really not funny and it it like.
And no one made them laugh. Like they were just reaching.
And it started to get really sad.
Yeah. And I, I was like, I don't think

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I like this. Yeah, it's really bad.
And if you go back and watch like old original Smosh, it's
not good either. So they at least have been
consistent. Yeah, but I think like, it was
funny at the time, but it's likelike, no, but there was nothing.
There were no other options. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was that in shoes. Do you remember that?

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No. Shit, let's get some shoes.
Oh my God, that video. Is it a dude dressing up as a
lady? I honestly I don't even remember
but probably or the muffins video that I showed you a long
time ago I already. Remember that not being good
muffins. I like that video, but yeah,

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YouTube sucked. 2015 to like 2017 was like peak YouTube and
now it's just kind of like if you're not like if you're not a
gun YouTube like. Get off.
Or a podcast. There's not much there for you
anymore. Yeah.
Yeah, there was a group of comedians that were doing stuff

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for Source Fed that was fucking awesome for a while, but then it
fell off. Pretty.
What was it? Well, source Fed went under,
didn't it? Yeah.
What was it called? It's called source fed OH.
OK. There was a machinima joint that
was yeah, yeah, yeah. I think some of.
Them did ETC or ECT. I think either the people that

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went to source fed came from machinima or they went to
machinima after are. You talking about Fun House with
Bruce Green something and James something else and his wife and
another guy and then a guy that's not gay but is gay, those

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guys? Steve Zaragoza is the guy that
comes to mind. I don't know that name, but I
wonder where he came from. Steve, is it AZ?
Yeah, of course it is. A not S There you go.
Steve Zaragoza, is it a couch opguy?

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No, that's not the couch op guy.He I don't know that guy at all.
Yeah, but he went to do some other stuff.
Fun House went under, but it wasRooster Teeth, I think, but they
were at Machinima for a while, but then Machinima broke down.

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This is Fun House. Yeah, Bruce.
Nope. James.
Gay guy, not gay guy. And then family photo looking
thing. And then this is Elise.
These are all the people that got added.
I don't know any of them. They look like they should have
been in this type of group. Yeah.
I mean, there were like a bunch of different groups like that.

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Type in source Fed and you mightbe able to recognize a few of
the people there that Yep, that's a good representative of
the group that I. Watched.
You don't recognize any of thesepeople.

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Like Trish Hershberger. Trish Hershberger?
Yeah, Trisha Hershberger. Such an unfortunate name.
Trisha Furberger. Yeah, she has an amazing cosplay
of Wonder Woman. Yeah, I'm sure she does.
Shit, you nut. Oh, some of that stuff is

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blurred out. I don't know how I feel about
that. Click it.
Click. It Why was that blurred out?
Because they're boobies. No, there isn't.
That's all that's there is boobies.
That's unfortunate. She looks like one of our
clients and I don't like that. I've seen too many similarities.

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I'm seeing. One why difference?
Why do I? Seeing one I I will 2 blaring
reasons. It's like, why do I put up with
your bullshit a little more thanI should?
That's why it turns. Out give you 2 reasons no ETC.
Was funny and then I like stopped being liberal all at

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once. Like I had like this like.
You grew up. Yeah, because like, I didn't
grow up liberal at all. I grew up just not really caring
and just whatever my friend said, we're probably probably,
probably right, even though I know that God says otherwise.
You know, I had that Christian guilt and then I came down here

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and like I wasn't like an anti Trump guy at all.
I thought it was crazy that Donald Trump was running for
president. Like I didn't think that that
was going to be possible. But then like I was just like AI
was like pre libertarian. Yeah.

(01:04:59):
So like pre libertarian liberal where I'm just like.
Let people do what they want. Yeah.
And so like I was watching a lotof stuff and then but then they
just became so anti anti Trump everything.
And I was like, OK, I can't, I can't do this.
This is so stupid and they're still going, I think.
But my favorite one was they hada thing every Wednesday called

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weekly weird news, and it was just headlines that that their
team gathered of the craziest fucking stuff, that it was just
always real fun. OK, so like if it had caught you
at the right time source I'd probably would have been right
up your alley. Yeah, they had a couple of
people from Cow Chop on there. I don't fucking know.

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What I thought you new one couchup was their friends with the
the two guys that you like, Mattand somebody else, not Game
Grumps. The other guys, I think they
don't do anything anymore. Matt and Ryan.
Yeah, super mega, super mega, super mega gay.

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They don't. They don't exist anymore, don't
they? Oh yeah.
They came back. Oh, they did.
It's. Fucking awesome.
So fucking. Good, they weren't gone very
long. Yeah, it was, I want to say like
8 months. It felt like 4 years when they.
I need more. Jontron get weaned off I we get
like little dribblings of Jontron, but even that is like.
It's been bad, yeah. Yeah, it's not been like the the

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good stuff let. Me see when the last one he
uploaded was. He just needs more ad revenue
and so he puts out a video and then like.
Well, he owns people now. So, like, I don't think he does
anything anymore, man. Flex tape was seven years ago.

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Yeah, his last video was four months ago.
Seven months ago, 8 months ago, a year ago.
Yeah, he was averaging one like every other month, every three
months, something like that. Yeah.
And then he just like tapered off and the and I am up to date.
Like I would get a notification every single time he uploads
one. Then I'll watch and I'm like.
It's just not I. Guess that'll hold me off for

(01:07:06):
another year. Yeah.
His old shit was phenomenal. Yeah.
Have you watched the Game GrumpsGoof Troop?
Yeah, we watched it. OK, not just like the
compilation, like the actual episode.
Yeah, so fucking funny. That's like peak shit.
He was just goofing and gaffing.That's that's the shit that I

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want to see out of him, but it'sjust not ever going to happen.
Yeah, Starcade really fucked himreally bad.
That deal he did with Star Wars?Yeah, I think he did it to
himself though. Yeah.
There's no way. Actually known Destiny fucked
him over really bad. Like it was after his debate

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with Destiny that he started falling off and it was a debate
on like immigration or somethingand he didn't really know that
he was going into a debate. He just was like streaming with
a guy, but like Destiny is that's all he does is debate
people. So he's a.
Master debater. Yeah, and so, but he just kind
of like was not prepared to havea debate about immigration and

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then just kind of got schooled and it was rough to.
Walk. Did he actually get schooled or
did he have good points that were just overshadowed?
He probably had good points but didn't have any like,
information to back it up. It's been years.
Yeah, but I just remember the fallout from that was pretty
rough. I mean, it's kind of like the
same thing with the critical andthe Mexican guy, Suiku or

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whatever the fuck his name is, had a debate on the age of
consent and yeah, and fucking Charlie definitely 100% lost the
debate. And it's crazy because he's pro.
At least 18 send. Me that.

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I'd have to find it, but it was like a long debate.
But yeah. And then that's right after that
is when he quit the official podcast.
He stopped uploading for a while'cause it was just really bad.
Like it was really, really bad. He was right the whole time, but
he just kept getting walked intocorners.
Yeah, yeah, it was really bad. But it is, yeah.

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That is rough. Yeah.
Like, OK, by the age of 18, you should have known better.
Takes the the victim mentality away from women who, like, rely
on that to save their bacon. You know what I mean?
I guess I don't know what you'retrying to say.
OK, if the age of consent is 18,you've had 18 years on this
planet to, like, figure out whatis and is not appropriate.

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Yeah, and we still don't know that today.
I mean, you're dropping some shit that just isn't appropriate
on a regular basis. Yeah, you faggot.
So like, if you if you take thataway, like they've they've had
18 years to figure out what is cool and what is not cool.
And so they should have the agency to be able to make that
decision. Yeah.

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Takes away from their ability tosay I'm just a girl, which I
think that all females should have extreme martial arts
training before they're even fucking 14.
That's my thoughts on it. And that's how my daughter's
going to be raised. Sneako.
That's his name. Sneako.
Yeah, OK, You might recognize him.
We've probably seen him in like random clips being a fucking

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Muslim. Stance is going to make it feel
really weird. He looks like he would fuck a 12
year old. He's a, well, there's a debate
right there. He's a who's the guy who's in
Romania with his brother and they're rich.

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The boxer dude. Yeah, the kickboxer guy, Andrew
Tate, he's a disciple of Andrew Tate.
And so, yeah, OK. And it's really crazy when a guy
who is not serious and is doing everything, because it's kind of
funny to say the things you're saying has disciples who are
true believers in the things you're saying.

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Too much power. Yeah, too much power for one
guy. I'm pretty sure Andrew Tate just
got brought up on more charges like last week.
For what? What did he even do?
Human trafficking. Did he actually do that though?
He ran a brothel, a virtual brothel.
Was it in a legal place to do so?
I don't believe the prostitutionis legal in Romania, no.

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I feel like it's legal in Romania.
I'm not looking it up. I appreciate it, but that means
that we're just going to go withmy hunch that it's cool there.
But Netherlands, Romania, Japan,it's all the same thing.
Yeah, I mean fraud, that's one of them.
That's a thing that that's a thing that most people on Only
Fans could get hit with. Yeah, because they offer a chat

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feature and the chat is literally run by Indian guys.
Why is that fraud? Because you're not telling them
that you're not chatting with the person that you're thinking
you're chatting with. Yeah, you're and you're paying
and you're not actually paying. You're having them pay to do it.
Now, common sense would say a judge would go OK, but you know

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that she doesn't have time to talk to 1,000,000 people.
So common sense should. But technically, that's just
straight up fraud. No, you're right.
There's AI, saw an interview you're still wrong about.
Kingdom Hearts, but you're rightabout.
That I saw an interview some Cameron, I think maybe her name

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was, she made like over a billion dollars in like a year.
She had invested in the development of this app that was
an AI version of her that guys could pay to chat with and it
was like pay per minute. And it was, it's crazy because I

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remember seeing interviews of her talking this thing up for a
long time and then all of a sudden I see this interview on
ABC like couple weeks ago, I think it was ABCI.
Just saw a clip of it and she was talking about the dangers of
AI and why she's against it and it's like did.
It get too real too quick or something.
Too quick. It was going on for a couple of

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years. But no, she was saying that she
saw some of the chats that people were sending and we're
like, this is just disgusting. Why on the why would she look at
that? I thought that was the point of
her building the AI tools so shedidn't have.
To do that, yeah. I want to see what my nice fans

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are saying about me. Yeah, just like spread it wider.
Yeah, basically. I mean, more we know a guy, more
we know a guy who has an AI girlfriend.
We do masters a inward. Yeah, that's crazy.
That's bad. Why is it bad when I'm in a

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nursing home? I would love to know that a
machine is taken care of my wife.
When I'm in a nursing home, I want to know that the nurse will
fucking finish me off. That's all.
I don't need. I don't need.
I don't you. Won't be able to connect with
her in her ideals on life. I don't need to.
You don't need. I'm going to be fucking brain
dead and watching. RDR.

(01:14:33):
Anime on the television. In your brain TV.
Yeah, so all I need is just a hand that doesn't have epilepsy.
Or yeah, hold up, Russ, let's lean into this epilepsy thing
for a second. I'm going to lean into that

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epilepsy thing for a. Second, I mean, here's the
thing, I guess that's good 'cause he could be talking like
hitting people up on their DMS and that'd be crazy.
Or he could be like the guy on Facebook that just like, goes
into comment sections like show bobs.
Yeah, the white version of that,which is a much more nefarious
thing. It's aggressive, Yeah, I'm sure
it's very aggressive. It's awful.

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Especially from his time, you had to think like when when men
of his age at that time were risen up ladies.
Yeah. It was like straight up open
palm slaps the backside. Yeah.
And then you find out she's married and you're like, I guess
I have to fist fight someone now.
Yeah, or run in his case. Yeah, yeah, that's true.

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Dude, did you know he is a professional knife thrower?
He's not fucking found that out today.
Did he get paid to do that? Yeah, freak show shit, dude.
That's crazy. I also found out that he hosed
off state parks steps. He's like 100 steps at some
Romanos State Park or something like that, but he just got paid

(01:16:01):
because of nepotism. He got a job and that was his
job. Is every morning just hosed the
steps down to get the trash out.That might have been black
people, I don't know. It was different to that.
It was dirty vaguely. Get out of here.
Yeah, he was hitting them with fire houses.

(01:16:21):
Go camp somewhere else and word.All right, Yeah.
Love you guys. Bye.

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None.