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(00:00):
You are now entering the prism. Hello.
I'm not coming through. Yeah.
You like, unplugged your mic when you did that.
God damn. It.
(00:21):
You soiled it. What's happening?
Soiled. It.
Soiled. It there it is.
Hello there it is. I'm back and black.
You're coming in really hot. No, I'm not.
I'm just enunciating. I'm coming in really hot on your
mic. Oh, OK, well be better.
(00:44):
I'm better than you at everything anyway, I.
Hired you? Yeah.
I want you to make me look awful.
So this gig ever those two clients just completely blew all
of my the thoughts, they're gone.
Good. I have absolutely no idea what I
(01:06):
wanted to talk about. Tabula rasa, you're now a
smooth, fresh brained baby boy. What did you just fucking say?
They. Called you a smooth brain.
Oh, OK. Let me.
That's fine. Let me sculpt your sulcus.
How about you? That's why.
What now? I can't hear.
Oh, there it is. Yeah.
I fixed it. Oh, you're whatever that white
(01:30):
knob up there was this three circle.
Yeah. The one that makes just your
headphone sound for that one channel go up.
I don't know. Mark said that he'd explain the
board to me and he still hasn't.I don't know what Mix BI mean.
I get it. I get the I think I know what it
needs to mean, but I don't know how it works, what Mix B is
(01:52):
doing and why it's here. What does it want?
What is its goal? What's it trying to get out of
me? Is it a succubus?
Is it after my soul? I don't eat jam, I eat honey.
I kiss it on the lips, dude, do you?
Welcome back to the Chill Prism podcast.
(02:14):
I'm your host, Russ. And I'm your roast, Ben.
My namesake is dead and you never told me that.
Yeah, that's why you can assume his identity.
The guy that voices is it Earl Dibble?
It's Dale Gribble. Yeah, you need to go to hell
(02:34):
now. I think I need to cut this.
Podcast is it is it Ed Bassmaster?
I could. See that actor making that?
Yeah, Pakistan passed away. Yeah, he like, died of a
mysterious death too, I think. Something worthy of a conspiracy
(02:55):
for. Sure.
Yeah. And then John.
Red Corn second voice actor passed.
Can you buy me alcohol? Red Corn was shot to death by
his neighbor, so that's cool. No longer fucking Peggy or
whoever he was fucking. I've never seen that show.
Was it in California where he got shot?
(03:15):
Probably. I think he might be Canadian
though. I don't know.
I honestly don't care. I thought it was funny.
I did not find it funny. I sent I sent that to Ben and he
goes, Oh no. And I said, John, dead corn.
Wait, was that the exchange? Yeah, and then you saw you said
(03:36):
Ben sad corn. And I was like, that doesn't
even rhyme. It doesn't have to.
It's riffing. Why are you bad at riffing?
I just have a higher. Your it didn't meet your
standards. I have higher standards than
you. I've been watching these two.
I haven't told anybody. We haven't mentioned on the
podcast yet. I've been watching this history
(04:01):
podcast called Finn Taylor. No Finn versus history.
It's him and his friend. I guess they're two comedians.
I've never heard of him before and it's pretty funny.
And they are single handedly making me less racist against
the English I'm. Proud of you for your force
growth. My force growth, my for my
(04:23):
foreskin growth, Yeah, OK, just making sure.
So today I wanted to rank all the fictional ducks.
OK, let's. Start with Darkwing Duck.
I'm going to call him Nine out of the Ducks.
(04:44):
So we're not doing a tier list. No, that's fair.
Yeah, S, He's definitely qualifying with S In my heart, I
don't even remember him being anything other than just like
Batman, except he's a duck. Yeah, he's Daffy Duck, but a
Batman. Yeah, And Daisy.
I like that a lot. Where do you, where do you put
(05:05):
Daphne or Daffy? Where do you put his hot
girlfriend who's not hot? Daisy Duck.
Is that her name? No, that's Donald Duck's wife.
So Daffy's Warner Brothers, is he?
(05:25):
Yes. I thought he was Disney.
No, that's. Yeah, Donald, Goofy, you're
right. You're right.
You're right. Fucking retarded.
We just talked about Kingdom Hearts too.
I know. It was one of the best episodes.
It did so well. So Donald has a lady, Yeah.
Daisy. I thought Daisy was a Disney.
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Daisy is a Disney, Donald is Disney Donald and Goofy.
I thought we were just talking about Daffy though.
Yeah. And you said, so Donald has a
lady with a question mark at theend of it.
And so I answered your question with yes, it's Daisy.
And then you said I thought Daisy was Disney.
You have confused yourself. I really have absolutely talked
myself into a snare. That's what we call in the
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Disney speaking, a bear trap. And you are a bear, a big hairy
gay. And it is Pride month so I can
call you a huge fucking We didn't.
Celebrate Pride. Pride month, Like what's wrong
with that? I'm celebrating it right now,
you fucking queer. Listen here you butt fucking
faggot. I went to a team meeting for a
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river trip which is so strange. What the fuck does that even
mean? What team?
Exactly. Raft teams.
Wait, what? You're on a raft team.
I didn't think I was until we had a spreadsheet and a
planning. You give no context to things
when you talk, you just kind of say words.
I'm. Intentionally crafting the
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surprise that I was met with that was inflicted upon me.
By whom? And I used it correctly.
Stop yelling at me. You can't make me.
I'm bigger than you. But the fans can.
Face them all in combat after you face you'll.
Face them in combat. Let's be serious here.
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I will beat them with. My combat, it's buggery.
Buggery. Is that what they call it?
Butt fucking. Tomfoolery.
No buggery shenanigans. I'm gonna look up Buggery.
Don't look it up on your phone, don't pull it up on my fucking.
It's on my Google. Buggery is an archaic term
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primarily referred to anal or oral sex acts involving men.
Beastiality. Sodom.
And so it's sodomy, yeah, is essentially what they're getting
at. Yes or what?
Nobody ever blames Gomorrah. So when that sounds like it's
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gonorrhea is like less aggressive strain.
Yeah. So when you call someone a
bugger, that's what they're referring to.
Yeah, butt fucking faggot. That's what you're calling them
when you call them a little bugger.
Yeah. You you should.
We should just start saying you,you little butt fucking faggot.
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Just skip all the pageantry immediately.
Into intent, although if he is fucking butts he is into
pageants as well. He also may go by they or them
or both. Or Zay.
I go by hile slags. I don't want I see Shackleford
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to be. I go by twice.
I go by fear slash, uh. Wow, yeah, so RAF team is a
squad of individuals who casually in conversation on your
wedding night, come up to you and say, hey, do you want to go
float? The which ones describe them
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physically? They had colored hair.
Was it the little one with the they all have colored hair,
Yeah. But there's one person in
particular with colored hair that I don't expect this to come
from. Was it the little one with the
normal looking boyfriend who wasvery obviously liberal and I
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thought the boyfriend was gay until I found out that they were
together? She's little.
She's like my wife's size and she had a what I this is how I
remember her in my head. Had a little orphan Annie perm.
That's her natural hair. That's sad to hear that she has
a Buffon haircut. And also that was not she's not
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in the Raft team. So it was Drummer, the one
that's violent and his wife, whodoesn't look the same anytime I
see her. The one with the snake bites.
She probably has snake bites. I actually don't know.
He also is not on a raft team, but he is in a band with.
You was it the guy? Oh, I haven't met the band, I
mean. Yeah.
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Was it the guy that looks like the lead singer of Coheed And
Cambria that I'm not positive that you actually know?
He did not seem, he seemed very much out of place and the only
thing I could assume is that he was good.
Perpetually. No, that's just perpetually his
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even like gallons of beer deep. He's the same way, yelling.
You can't physically make me. You can't stop me, Russell.
And I'm looking at the waveformsand I've not once yelled.
But I'm hearing the echo, actually.
Can you close that door? I think you're bouncing off the
floor in there. It's such that's not how sound
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works. I'm the engineer here, OK?
I went to the school of Hard Knocks, not.
Harder Cox, Yeah. Yeah, the gay school of hard
Cox, LSU. I don't know.
Louisiana's the gayest state in the union, I think.
(11:24):
Not Bama, no, that's the most. Stunned.
Weird chinned Habsburg chinned state in the Union.
The most regal royal. Yeah.
No, it wasn't him, and I know who you're talking about.
OK, was it the one that is in military?
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No, he's also not on RAF team. Interesting Raft team was the
other table. Oh.
I didn't talk to them. They were.
Weird. Yeah, exactly.
I I piece that together pretty quickly when you've named no one
from the other table. Those were all tiptoe walkers.
All right. Wait, there were two of the guys
(12:10):
came with us on the to eat, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they decided to sit at
a different table when we at your wedding.
It was weird. It seemed like Dungeon.
So like the table I sat at was very politically, you know, I
was out of place, very gay and liberal.
And then the other team was like, the other table was like
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band nerd. Dungeons and Dragons freaks.
Yes, both freaks, by the way. Yeah.
The whole room full of freaks except for Tracy and your mom
and dad. Yeah, well, your dad wasn't
there. Your stepdad, but mostly freaks
and I'm included in that, just less so in this specific
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category. In this specific category of
freak I am on. Top You're a theatre kid.
You don't get any. What do you mean I'm a theatre
kid. I've never been in theatre.
You are the theatre kid of the entire group.
Of us two, yeah. You're black.
You can't. You're not even welcome in most
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theatres, at least theaters thatI go to.
Yeah, so the other tables raft team.
Gotcha, just so I can give you all a picture of the people,
they all had pentagram necklacesI think.
Not one of them, one of them that was at the table you were
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at probably had. That yeah.
The one with the hair? Yeah, my wife and her got a long
way too. Yeah, yeah.
My mom, my my mom, my wife was wasted.
Good. Because she kept drinking your
brother in law's drinks because he wouldn't drink them because
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you kept giving him drinks. And then your sister-in-law
would glare at him. And so he would be like, I can't
finish this and I can't finish it.
So she would he would give it tomy wife.
Fuck yeah, good, I hope she had a good time.
She did I. Hope she enjoyed it.
She did. I had a good time, but it was
mostly people watching. Hey, that's entertaining.
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I don't fit in with any of your friends.
I fit. I don't know that they fit in
with each other. That is true.
It is a hodgepodge of puzzle pieces from different boxes.
Yeah, I'm collecting a survival group.
Yeah, that's really what. It is what are we surviving?
It's not AIDS. No, I'll ensure that when I have
sex with every single other person that attended that.
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Just make sure you have prep in the mix, no?
OK, so one of the dudes at the other table just bought a supra.
A Toyota Supra? Yeah.
The new one, yeah. Less cool, but still cool still.
Fucking sick. He's like, hey, you should come
to the garage real quick and check this out at our Raft team
meet. Is raft team similar to Clown
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car factory? Am I missing something here?
No, we're literally going to be going on raft.
Is it at the fucking Oklahoma sports comp?
The riverboat tour complex thing.
No, we're going to like the border of the state, like almost
leaving the state. And it doesn't count so that
water's not white, mostly because it's filled with urine
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from Mexicans. I'll make it white.
Have you ever been to? Are you over there tugging under
the water? Have you ever?
No. Have you ever been to Turner
Falls? Yeah.
It's just a straight up immigrant party.
Yeah, it's beer cans and cigarette butts as far as the
eye can see. The secret is to show up on a
Tuesday. Yeah and leave the Yeah in the
middle of the week. Yeah well I my schedule at the
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hospital was awesome because I was off for like 3 days in the
week and I work both weekend days so my wife and I had the
same schedule so when we were dating.
So we got. Carte blanche.
Yeah, because nobody, everybody was working.
Well, we were. Whenever we'd go out and do and
do stuff is awesome. Copulate in public pools and no
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one could stop because. No one.
We did get kicked out of a movietheater.
Not going to say anything. We weren't doing anything.
I was. Fuck yeah.
It wasn't a Pee Wee Herman situation, but it could have
been if. They'd given you more time.
Do you think he finished? I would have.
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If I already know I'm getting expelled, I'm going to expel.
Gotcha. Also what else are you going to
be fucking doing in a porno? Theater paying attention.
Am I taking notes? Am I perfecting my form?
Yeah. Like what is the goal here?
Also, why don't he has money? Why didn't he just get a fucking
magazine and do it at his house?Because he's a broken person
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who's in Hollywood. It doesn't feel the same if
someone else isn't in the room that.
The people that act are animals.We just got done explaining this
to a director 5 minutes ago. Yep.
Yeah, we talked to directors. It's cool.
The world. They chose us, they visited at
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least one other studio and they chose us.
That is super satisfying. I hope you boost that.
I won't. I'm going to bounce this as soon
as we're done in print. Yeah, legit.
I will be doing nothing else. I might.
Bounce print. I might.
I might put in connect my headphones just to make sure the
(17:41):
levels are OK, but let's mode it.
Also, I did find out exactly what decibel I need to be
looking for. Really.
Six. It's good to know.
At least that's what the other guy said.
Yeah. It doesn't look like we're
hitting any of them though, but I'm so loud in my ears.
(18:02):
Yeah, you keep freaking out saying that I'm yelling.
And you're just wrong. I'm not hearing you echo anymore
after you close that door. It's like I was right about it
or something. But.
What do you mean? It's hot in here.
OK, So do you feel the air? Let me tell you.
Something no, I don't. It's literally not coming down.
(18:22):
Let me tell you something. The fan is set, say.
It in my sweaty little ears. The fan is set to on.
It's not the motherfucker, The motherfucker.
They adjusted it. They adjusted it to 80.
Oh. I'm going to hurt someone.
(18:47):
Throw fist, immediate violence. No explanations, just they'll
know what they did. Is there a lock on it?
You should be able to lock it from the app.
No, there's not, especially if there's a pad in the house where
that one. Yeah, I'll consult Michael and
we'll get one. Miscreant is working.
(19:09):
Yeah, I'll build 1. I can change the password.
Good, do it right here, doing the Lord's work.
And they're, I try to try this out, immediately the air starts.
Moving. Oh yeah, I feel it.
Too. That's fucking annoying.
I feel it too. What's sneaky is like it's a
silent error. Yeah.
So we like if we. Get unlike my own.
(19:32):
You have very boisterous error. If we are in the middle of doing
a task, it's very easy for us tobe distracted from the fact that
we're suffocating. Yeah.
And then we just, like, realize.Yeah.
In a moment like, oh, yeah. I.
Realize, realize, realize. You know who said that?
(19:52):
John F. Kennedy.
Will Smith's son, Bill Smith, the one with the house on his
head? Nice.
You know he's a Carpenter. He's not aware of that.
I don't know if he is aware of what Carpenter means, but he
says he's a Carpenter. He carpents, builds beds.
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Or does he handle wood like his own wood?
Well, he's black, so he definitely handles some very,
very thick treated wood. I'm.
Sure. Is that a red oak?
Nah, it's a brown oak when I'm done with.
You. It's an Ebony.
Let's be sure. Let's be, let's be completely.
Let's be a haunted. Sincere about it, that's.
What they call it in the culture, Yeah.
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So. Classic.
So the Ducks. The ranking of the Ducks.
Yeah, ranking of Ducks Daffy O. Does Daffy have a Dame?
Do you even know who Daffy is atthis point?
Is Daffy the Daffy is the only Bugs Bunny.
What is the opposite of a rabbit?
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Duck season. Is it a horse?
Probably a slug. OK, cool.
All right, so Daffy, let's make sure you know what Daffy looks
like. He's blackface Donald.
Bottom tier. Yeah, he's annoying even.
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Like it's hard for someone to get a good score on this because
their voices are just annoying. Melissa.
Her name is Melissa Hot. No, her name is Tina.
Oh, I've never watched that show, so I'm not.
Is she only on the Cartoon Network show?
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I'm an adult, I'm assuming so. I guess so.
OK, well, that doesn't count. Lola Bunny.
God damn. It not a duck but S tier.
Can we rank? Can we just rank all the hot
animals? Lola Bunny, your dog.
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My dog's S tier, but not for sexual reasons.
Your sister's dog, that thing got a thing on it.
She's passed, unfortunately. I'm not going to say what I want
to say would. My grandpa's going to inflict a
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heart attack on you. My genetics are going to inflict
a heart attack on me. It'll be a toss up.
We won't know who gets to take the confirmed.
Kill Porky Pig has something. I don't know what it is, but it
is He's got. It he's like My Little Pony
hooves. Yeah, feet.
I never noticed his feet they. Are it's a problem?
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They are an issue for my sexual gratification.
Bugs Bunny homosexual not into it.
But it's Pride month. Yeah, I have pride in my
straightness. Excuse me?
You know, the only person who would have to tell people how
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straight they are is a closeted gay man.
God damn right. Pride Month.
Anime no I want. Fuck we didn't get Tracy on
during pride month? This feels.
Wrong. We have to do an extra.
We've never gotten her on duringPride month.
I think that's, I think that's the thing.
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Fuck. All right, we'll have to do an
addendum to this episode later or a Part 2.
Have her rate the ducks and realize how wrong she is.
I'm trying to find characters. There it is.
I'm old, can't read OK fandom wiki.
You need to fix your fucking thing.
Your format is. Ass show pics more.
(23:54):
OK, there we go. See why Why are the pictures
Scarlett Johansson, Ester? Yeah.
Of course, I didn't know that Gossamer had a name, but it's
good to know that that's a character.
Isn't he one of the mutant freaks?
I have no idea. I want to know what's under that
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hair. He has Space Jam shoes which is
a little interesting. Is he a monster?
Yes. Wetback Gonzalez like wood.
Did he give you the finger if you scroll up?
He sure fucking did. How dare he?
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Trump will take care of that. Who's Winnie Yang?
That's a child. F tier for fuck.
Get out of my list. Pepe Le Pew French wouldn't.
F tier. S tier on a tier list for super
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gay predators. Is he successful?
Only when he's disgusted. I want to know what it.
Smells like OK bussy, first of all.
Secondly, he is successful, but only when he doesn't want it.
He's sexually attracted to a catthat he thinks is a skunk, and
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so he is. Sexually depressive?
Is that Sylvester the cat? Definitely not.
He's a predator. If I if I was Sylvester I'd want
tweety bird too. My Tweety bird is oddly butt
plug shaped. I could sit on that.
I'm ready to get that removed inthe ER.
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No, what's weird about Pepe Le Pew is he's just a rapist.
He's literally just a rapist. Aren't most and then from back
then a rapist? Slowed down Russell process what
I'm about to say. Barnyard Dog, that's what I call
you. When the cat starts becoming
attracted to Pepe, then he's no longer interested remotely.
(26:06):
That's so either. It's like marriage.
It's just being a guy, dude. Or.
It's reverse Stockholm syndrome.Sylvester's mother.
No, no, I was expecting a MILF and I got something worse.
You have no direction. What's happening?
What do you mean? We're talking ducks.
(26:27):
I thought we were waiting till Yosemite Sam.
Yep, that's what I was talking about.
That's what I meant when it saidthere's no direction.
Fuck Mary, kill Yosemite Sam. Fuck him.
OK, I'd fuck him. I'd do all three.
But you're supposed to give me. But what order?
(26:48):
Why choose? He seems like he says it.
He has gold miner energy, Maybe he has a stash hidden somewhere.
Yosemite. There you.
Go is real light. The only minor you could fuck.
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That's not true. You have to make a decision
every day. You can get them all, you just
don't. Want time's not on your side?
They're going to age out. I mean, Maddie McConaughey has a
solution to this. Just haunt high schools.
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Fucking he's. Literally laid out the game
plan, Yeah. So no time is on your side
because we keep making them. Babies making babies.
OK, ducks. So we got Donald Daffy.
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Cartoon ducks. Just the Mighty Purple list of
cartoon. Ducks.
Oh wait, you want to know something really cool?
Did you ever watch this show? Dumb Ducks cartoon.
OK, they became like heroes or something.
Yeah, hockey heroes. Heroes of the gayest variety.
(28:20):
What How is hockey gay? Hockey as a concept is gay.
It's figure skating. Hockey in action is cool.
It's figure skating mixed with boxing.
It's Canadian, which is French, which is a little.
If you get the French out of hockey, which I don't know, if
they play hockey, do they play hockey?
(28:42):
The French. Does Quebec have a hockey team?
I feel they do purge with them, not only from.
The Hockey League Melt their icefrom society, melt their ice mid
scrimmage, refreeze the ice. I want a blood eagle center ice.
(29:02):
OK. You ever seen a blood eagle?
I haven't seen it, but I'm awareof what it.
Is they're pretty cool to look at.
Go pull that up. All right, I'll allow that.
All my certain history because it'll also pull up a badass
Periphery song. Close your eyes.
(29:22):
Blood Ego. Blue Eagle.
Blue Ego. There was an A God damn it blood
eagle in power armor. What?
Not familiar with that images. Oh come on, there was a cool
(29:46):
image. Circular circular rating around
the internets. No, that's still what I meant of
a real 1. Is safe search on.
No safe search nowadays, just blurs the image to show you what
you're missing. There it is.
(30:12):
Nope. But I'm interested in what I'm
looking at here. But we'll say we'll table that
for later, yeah? Someone put a zombie in a foot
cage. That's just a regular black guy.
OK, I wouldn't say maybe not regular.
Why does it make it smaller? I don't know.
(30:35):
What was that sound you were making with your mouth?
Why? Why?
Cuz you said that was a black guy, a regular black guy, and
I'm trying to find him. Wait, if I zoom out does it make
it bigger? No.
(30:55):
I mean, there's a middle area where it does.
I hate Google image. Open image in new tab.
That defeats the purpose of having Google Image SERP SERP.
Open image in new tab. My brain, my mouth, they aren't
connected. Hope it doesn't even work.
That's you're right, not a blackguy, Asian variety, Polynesian.
(31:17):
It's a Filipino Filipina, sorry.Minion.
That's why she's in a cage. Filipinos Minion There's a
minion on the right hand side ofthe photo.
That is SpongeBob. That's a minion wearing a
SpongeBob head actually, and that is a black guy.
You can tell by the long socks and shorts.
(31:39):
Yeah. Yep, you're except those should
be slides so I'm a little apprehensive.
You think she uses those finger bones?
I don't know. Quit trying to upskirt this
photo. You would go.
There we go, that's what I was looking for.
(32:00):
The wall of Shame. Yeah, I don't know what that is,
but yeah, bloody angles are cool.
I'd like to do that to you sometime.
Fuck yeah, fuck yeah. At least my back would get some
pain relief. Yeah, that's chiropractic too.
It's like extreme degree, Yeah. Ultimate chiropractic it.
Is crazy that we allow them to just kind of continue on with
(32:23):
their weird magic. Their lobbying team must be
amazing. I, I think it's, I think it's
the Jews. Well, it's a Jew ask, but I
think chiropractic is Egyptian. It has Cairo in it.
The Jews were in Egypt at one point.
That's true, they built everything and it's magic still
(32:45):
standing. Strangely, it is magic.
Holy shit. It's the Jews, OK, But yeah, we
just allow them to call themselves Doctor.
It's very strange. It's a doctor of science, the
doctor of philosophy. What is it?
(33:08):
One of Tracy's friends is getting her doctor and
chiropractic. OK.
I mean like when I heard it, I had to like, shut my fucking
mouth. I don't blame them because it's
some of the easiest money you can make.
Oh yeah, and her fiance is is a veterinarian, An actual doctor.
But we have a listener who's a veterinarian, goblin, comma
(33:33):
Slayer, doctor of chiropractics.Four years to complete.
No, that's after your undergrad.OK, Yeah.
Wait, it says 10 credits. You need 10 credits.
That's. 90 OK. 90 OK, I read 10.It's like, yeah, that makes
perfect sense. I don't understand how you have
(33:54):
a National Board of ChiropracticExaminers, but you practice
magic. Since when does magic have
rules? Hogwarts dummy.
Not real idiot chiropractic. Also not real.
It's magic. Explain what you mean by it not
(34:14):
being real. I've been to the chiropractor,
they exist. What's not real about it?
They're going to stimulate your southern Meridium, which means
put a finger in what's. What's not real about it?
When they put the cups on my back and then it makes me bleed
through my pores, is that not real?
Am I not bleeding? Oh, Russell.
(34:36):
Sweet sweet Russell, you're like1 head strike from homeopathy.
I I just I love the idea that wejust allow a Society of
magicians to flourish with no shame.
I. Mean gypsies exist, they just
ashamed. We need to call the Romani
people. If you leave them by themself
(34:59):
though, they will. What if Hitler focused on the
Romanians instead of the Jews like they were in the mix?
You think people would like? Do you think people?
Would care. They'd probably let it play out
a little bit longer before they acted like.
It'd be it'd be like 6,000,000 instead of 270,000.
I mean, hold on, it'd be like 6 million in one.
(35:27):
I mean, as long as they stay outof Poland they can probably.
Well, the Polish weren't doing them any favours by being the
dumbest people on earth. Far too trusting to deserve this
land. The Poles are very good at
building houses, living in houses and being conquered.
(35:48):
They fight back, but only when it's too late.
Only when the war is lost. Interesting.
I found out. All right.
Kiss Mary. Kill orderly, veterinarian,
(36:15):
Chiropractor. Are they all men?
Of course. Fuck the chiropractor.
You're going to blow his back out in your turn.
Let's see, it depends on is the veterinarian doing free spay and
(36:38):
neuters 'cause then it's not thetype of veterinarian I would
want to like. I would be financially
supporting them 'cause they workin like a third world country,
but it's just Del City. Yeah, but they get their money
on the side by taking in gang members and doing their surgery.
They're on retainer by the Mafia.
(36:59):
Yeah, but not here. Apparently the Irish Mafia is a
thing. Not here, really.
It is here. Says who?
Look it up. Irish Mafia presence in
Oklahoma. It's the mop, by the way.
Whatever. Mafia's an inherently Italian
(37:22):
thing. They're all the same.
Yeah, they're all better than the current government we have.
You're right. You know Oklahoma.
Oh, they're still active. It's 2024.
No, a guy with mob ties. Go to the top, let's see what
(37:47):
the AI informs us. The Irish mob gang the IMG had a
known has had a known presence of Oklahoma Manly as a prison
based gang. Yeah, there was the.
Street gang came a prison gang in the OCS and across the
southern Great Plains. It's mostly Indians and black
(38:09):
dudes. We don't really have gangs
anymore, Just period, OK. They it's, it's mostly guys that
get together, beat each other upand shoot kids and then they rat
on each other. The 90s and the 80s, we had real
(38:32):
camaraderie in our fights between Reds and Blues, which I
see what color you're wearing. It's red you're.
Going to get me shot? No, you're going to get some
poor stranger shot because I have no clue what I look like.
(38:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look for the tubby black guy.
Speaking of tubby black guys, have you heard of Ondo son?
Nope. Fuck yeah, I get to show you
some new cool shit. Is it music related?
Yep. God, I'm not in the mood for
that. That's.
Fine, I'll inflict it upon you. I'm more in the mood for Sonic
(39:16):
the Hedgehog. He looks like he watches Sonic
the Hedgehog. Is he a black guy?
You said he's tubby black guy. Yeah, I like tubby black nerds.
That's why we're friends, actually.
You know, I had the fat inside me all along.
I also could see it when I met you.
(39:37):
You weren't. You weren't the peak of men's
health. Your skin only meets you
halfway. But my meat skins all the.
Way never seen it want to won't.So did you know that until like
(39:59):
the 60s or this set when was Eichmann tried hold on Adolf
Eichmann trial when OK, so untillike the 60s nobody really knew
(40:22):
that the Holocaust like. Happened in like an organized
fashion the way it did. Please elaborate.
So everybody knew that Hitler was killing Jews or that a lot
of Jews were dying and Nazis were killing them, but nobody
realized that it was like a systematic, on purpose
(40:43):
extermination. Yeah, until they caught Adolf
Eichmann and tried him. And then people, survivors
caught like got on the stand andexplained what was happening.
No one asked them. Well, they they already had the
Nuremberg trials, but it wasn't completely understood by like
(41:03):
the global population of like, how to agree.
Yeah, to what degree it was orchestrated.
It was done. And so when it first happened
and a bunch of European Jews migrated to Israel after being
freed from like, the camps and, you know, just moving away from
Europe because it was spooky. They weren't welcome there
(41:26):
anymore. They they Israel.
Go to the sandbox. The Israeli Jews that were there
didn't treat them very well because they were of the opinion
that the European Jews let it happen.
Oh, 'cause they thought they just didn't fight back at all.
Yeah. 'Cause the people that were
(41:47):
living in in Israel had just conquered Israel and like taking
it by force. They're all like warrior people.
And then they wanted. The weak versions of them to be
cold. Yeah.
And then, like, a bunch of emaciated white guys started
moving in and they're like, why did you let them do that to you?
(42:07):
It's literally. You shouldn't have been wearing
that. Yeah.
In the worst way possible. Yikes.
Yeah. But luckily we get to go to war
with Iran. We get to.
What a gift. Because we need to honor the
nation of Israel. It says it in the Bible.
(42:28):
Ask Ted Cruz. It says it.
He doesn't know where, and he doesn't know when, what context,
but he grew up in the church andhe knows it says it somewhere.
So he's going to live his life like that.
That's what he told Tucker Carlson last night on his show.
And Tucker just went, which is how he laughs and speaks,
because he's one of the most annoying little piglets on
(42:49):
earth. But he likes his in SO.
No, he doesn't at all. Because they refuse to endorse.
Him. Yeah, he has his own company.
Have you have you tried him yet?No, I'm not supporting right
wing guys or left wing guys. You don't want a press pouch,
you want like a good. First of all, it's probably
(43:10):
Chinese. I'm a Philip Morris guy through
and through. But what if they sneak the
fentanyl in there and then we get to enjoy that and it's by
accident? I'm listening.
So that means no one can be mad at us.
We just accidentally overdosed on pretty cool dresses.
(43:31):
And on company time? On company time, yeah.
Boss makes a dollar and I make adime.
That's why I inject fentanyl into my veins on company time.
Accurate. But yeah, so once Eichmann, he
was the guy. He was the guy who was basically
in charge of logistics, getting Jews from one place to another.
(43:53):
Literally, he's a. FedEx of.
Nazi When people say that Hitlermade the trains run on time, it
was actually Eichmann. He was the train guy, like the
head artist of the Nazi party, and he was in the shadows for
like most of the war or most of their like from early 30s to
when he fled, he went to Argentina and they kidnapped
(44:19):
him. American.
No Mossad. Oh shit.
Yeah. So the guy that was the head of
Mossad and another big guy and agot another guy went to
Argentina after they like got wind of this guy because he kept
coming up in the Nurbur trials. But nobody really knew who he
was. And so then this was like 30
years later. Eichmann has changed his name
(44:41):
like 3 times. He's living in Argentina with a
bunch of other Nazis, and at onepoint his son starts dating a
lady in Argentina whose father survived Auschwitz, and it comes
out she finds out that Eichmann was a Nazi and it Mossad gets
(45:04):
wind of this, they fly to First of all, it's illegal to kidnap
people in Argentina, right? Also everywhere else.
It depends. Are you in the Mossad and trying
to kidnap somebody in the UnitedStates?
Because I don't think that's illegal.
I think we allow that. Pretty sure.
(45:25):
Is it called extradition? Well, I'm pretty sure if we
allow Mossad agents to pay children to have sex with
politicians, we allow that. So I think it's OK to kidnap
people too, but only if you're aMossad.
So they get, they fly over there, they're rehearsing it for
like weeks. They pull him into a car, they
(45:46):
bring him to a safe house and they're trying to figure out how
to transport him back to Israel to go on trial.
And they ended up getting in bedwith Israel Airlines or
whatever. They get the pilot to let them
smuggle him onto the plane. They get him back to Israel,
Argentina. They then they have like a press
conference or whatever saying wecaught Adolf Eichmann and the
(46:10):
government of Argentina is like,hey, give us our Nazi back.
You weren't supposed to just take him.
Like Israel said no because they're allowed to say no.
And they put him on trial and they hung him.
And all he did was drive trains.He didn't know where they were.
(46:32):
He was just following orders. They just happen to be the least
cool orders you can give somebody, depending on who you
are, I guess. Yeah, I just found all that out
like yesterday or the day before.
Is that on? History versus Finn Yeah versus
(46:52):
yeah Finn Gills history.com Nice2 English comedians mostly
talking about penises and sometimes giving you little
tidbits. Well, nice knowledge Nuggets.
Yeah, they were talking about how they're talking about the
(47:13):
Renaissance and how it wasn't really anything good happened
other than it was just like people decided we're gay now.
And so all of the people like industry style people who were
like making things started slacking off and drawing things
(47:34):
instead and having ideas in their heads instead of, you
know, doing literally anything. And so we had the Renaissance,
and somehow that's a good thing.It looks pretty cool.
Yeah, there's this painting called.
What was it? Hold on.
(47:54):
Birth of Venus. No, it was.
It's like a three-part painting by Hieronymus Bosch, who I just
thought was a cool detective forthe LAPD, but apparently he's
also an artist, a Dutch artist, I think, and I don't know how to
(48:19):
spell Hieronymus. So let's see, what was this
painting called? Garden of Earthly Delights?
I want to pull this up on here. It's so cool.
I feel like you're saying that ironically.
No, it's very cool. See Garden.
Look this up on your own computers, Listener of Earthly
(48:53):
Delights and then High Res, Yeah.
Open in. New it's opening.
It's a really high res image so it'll take a minute.
OK, it may not load. God, it's taking its sweet time.
(49:24):
Yeah, but we also have like super slow Internet.
Here, yeah, but it wasn't even loading on my 5G very fast cuz
and we crashed the computer. Sweet.
Hey, at least logic's still working.
(49:45):
Oh my God. I'll get a low res image going.
No, fuck it, full send high res,all right, fine.
Let's see. OK, yeah, I'm downloading it.
(50:13):
20. 2323 megs. That's almost our whole hard
drive on this thing. I hope this goes on his phone.
(50:34):
Come on. There we go.
OK, so it's in three parts and it like opens up.
Can I zoom into this? Hold on, I don't know what app
(50:54):
I'm in. There we go.
So this is so it's in three parts.
You got on the left is heaven, and then you got earth and then
you have hell. Hell just looks like space.
Hell is awesome. Apparently hell is not only the
(51:16):
coolest, but also the funniest place you can go.
So you see here, there's a guy on his hands and knees and
there's people in his butt. I just want to zoom into my
favorite part, the guy on this ladder.
With an arrow. In his asshole he literally
(51:38):
Shrek himself. Now donkey has to find a flower.
A blue flower with red thorns. It's a whole ordeal.
Yeah, that's a problem. Is he?
He's wearing soccer socks. Yeah, and cleats.
(51:59):
There's a crow butterfly chasinghim up the ladder.
This man's fucking a pumpkin instrument.
Also, there's a frog lady with aroller coaster coming out of her
face. What?
What the hell? I mean, that's pretty spooky.
But I want to turn your attention to this little guy,
right? It's a Birdman with.
(52:22):
A little blue bird guy. Eating a.
Another man with a cauldron on his head eating a dude with
fiery shit coming his ass. No, they're.
Crows or something? Oh yeah, yeah, you can see it
better up here. Yeah, that is crazy.
I like how dignified the crow is.
Or the bird monster is 'cause yeah, his pinky's out when he's
(52:43):
at. East, He's got a flute coming
out of his house. There's a lot of butt playing,
realizing. Yeah, it's hell, this world.
Thank you. I didn't say.
I mean, why are they? Stimulating their prostate.
Are you sure this isn't the heaven side and then earth?
(53:05):
Apparently is just an orgy. It's just everybody's fucking,
and then in hell you're getting fucked, and then in heaven you
just talk to God. That's it.
But also, I want to turn your attention to the coolest animal
in the world, the fish gun. That was the fish, right?
I did see that. That was cool.
But no, I want you to look at this thing.
(53:27):
That was somebody's interpretation of a giraffe.
That looks violent. I love the fucking horns on it.
I love that it's hot rodded. Yeah.
Bigger in the front. It's a very cool.
What is that kangaroo? There's a there is a dog guru.
They just got a regular porcupine.
(53:48):
No big deal. There's a fucking laser coyote.
Laser tongue coyote. Yup.
It's. Pretty neat.
Very interesting characters. A spine bore with a bunch of
baby spine bore is below it and then a rabbit taking a shit in
the woods. Just a regular rabbit.
Staring at an octopus fountain. Wait, wait.
Go up a little bit. Oh, yeah.
(54:09):
Nice. What the hell is that?
This. It's.
It's a lizard wearing a coat. It's uncircumcised.
It's an uncircumcised lizard. Did you see that?
It's a gentile lizard and he's in heaven.
Interesting. I like that there's a duck
billed bird. A puss eating a frog in heaven.
(54:32):
Look it, Unicorn fish. Isn't that just a narwhal?
No, it's got a horse's head. Look at that spoonbill fish next
to it. Yep, very cool.
Fucking 3 headed Colin Trees. Yep, there's a lot going on.
Boobs and look at this guy's little little thing that.
(54:55):
Penis. All right, I want to observe
some cocks. Godspeed.
He's not very detailed, is he? He didn't want to spend too much
time on the fishes, so yeah, youget a line.
I want to know what's the deal with all the fishes because this
(55:16):
is Dutch. Yeah, a dude had like a fish
rifle. I didn't know what that was
about. Too dudes kissing.
Oh, there's a black guy. Oh, very black guy.
Found him. I'm sure.
He's like, this is a bird to theblack man wearing a cherry on
his head. It's like, interesting.
What the fuck? There's a teardrop drowning one
(55:40):
man, do you see that? Oh fuck yeah.
Stealth love that was illegal inthe 50s.
Yeah, go up a little. Bit what is going on with this
corpse? I see?
I see the teardrop drowning a guy.
Yes, that is very cool. Very cool indeed.
Why did you choose him? Sinner I guess I don't know.
(56:04):
That's either a possum or a woodpecker.
This inside of a barrier, It's apossum pecker.
I just. I find this so interesting.
That's a penis. What's a penis?
This up. A little bit more, yeah, that,
yeah, that's that's a penis. Yeah, and what are these guys
(56:27):
doing? Those are the Indians in the
background just. Having a good time.
Being savages, I just. I'm never gonna get rid of that
fish rifle, that's fucking sick.Yeah.
This guy aiming down the scope. He's literally scope.
Yeah, he's sighting a fish. Fucking riding a bear.
Wolf. Yeah, with balls.
(56:51):
Oh shit, I didn't even notice that they all have balls.
It's pretty sick and. Then you just have a regular
horse. This horse has a tree coming out
of it. Pretty.
I fucking love this art. Everything about this is just me
(57:14):
for real. Did this dude make money doing
this or? Did they?
This is the run of stocks. Nobody made money.
This was the in the 1500s. What was that?
I don't know. Let me look.
Yeah, hell just looks like space.
I mean, hell is space. In the vacuum of space, nobody
(57:40):
can hear you cream. Circa 1495 to 1505, Yeah, yeah.
Good call, Russell. Well, I did bring this up
because I was talking about the Renaissance, so there is that.
I lost it. I don't know why.
Can't we just say you were learned man?
Because I am not you. Don't need to give the illusion.
(58:02):
No, there we go. What's happening here?
Ears with a knife. That's what Zach That's when Van
Gogh's ear found his lover. Yeah.
And then they went. Over there went after he cut it
off. I really do like this guy
staring. He doesn't even look upset about
(58:23):
anything. He's like he's interested.
In what's happening in his ass. He's like, I didn't know you
could do that. Get out of there.
What are you doing? Get out of my ass.
But. But you little buggers but.
Stay in my. Ass slower dude.
That man is like cranking down that instrument when his penis
is in it. Very hornily cranking it, yes.
(58:45):
Yeah. I like that the top half of an
hourglass is eating a woman. That's pretty neat.
Very cool. That pig is making love with a
It's a pig nun making love. With a pun, it is a.
Pun mm hmm sexually assaulting aman.
(59:06):
It's very cool. It's that drunk girl at the bar
at the end of the night trying to get lucky.
I like it a lot. There's a lot to unpack on that.
I need to find it so I can delete it.
Why? Why can't you just freak someone
out later? I like the way you stink.
(59:33):
I will leave it. But yeah, that is the
Renaissance. Cool, but only if you're Dutch
or wherever this was. Might be Danish, I think it
started with AD. The D in my head might be
referring to all the penises in the image, so I don't.
Know the Dick in your. Head It wasn't Italian or
French. The French don't do anything,
(59:55):
never have. They boiled chicken and call it
fancy. They, they're disgusting.
I found out today. Did you know that in Greece
they're. Plumbing John Travolta was
actually straight. Don't ever say that liars go to
(01:00:16):
hell. No, the the country of Greece.
Yeah, the Graceland disgusting pedophile ridden country of
Greece. The hairy, hairy, disgusting,
useless country of Greece. The age of consent in Greece is
20. It's as low as you wanted.
(01:00:42):
Apparently they're plumbing all over the country.
There's not one toilet that you can flush your toilet paper
down. You put it in a trash can.
Stinky. Very.
You think they have like diaper genies in their homes?
No, no, it's like regular officetrash can.
Great. And it's funny because now this
(01:01:04):
is kind of a joke that was said on this podcast that I was
listening to, but the way they first wiped their ass was with
pottery shards. So they've literally never
figured out shitting. They just eat well, yeah, and
walk a lot. Yeah, but they don't here.
(01:01:26):
They do. They're apparently they don't do
anything. They just kind of sit around.
I heard. I heard grease is referred to as
everybody else's pillow because that's where people go to just
not do anything and relax. So that's nice.
I'll never go there. Although I do want to see the
(01:01:47):
Parthenon. Did you know that the Parthenon
didn't break because of explosions or no?
Sorry spoiler alert. Did you know the Parthenon
didn't break because of age? Like it's not in ruins because
it's old. Do you know why it's in ruins?
Did they get sacked? Explosions.
No. They, the people that were
living there at the time, not inthe Parthenon, but the people
(01:02:09):
that had that. Local residents.
Yeah. At the time, we're using the
Parthenon as an ammo storage. And it kept exploding.
It was the Ottomans, I believe. Nice.
There's a reason we got rid of them.
Huh. This is wrecking that they're.
Cool. Yeah, Browns can't have anything
without it exploding. They can't even have their own
(01:02:31):
body parts. Is that what Donald Trump is
trying to do is save them from their accidental explosion or?
Not those Browns. Those are hard working wet
Browns. We don't not not them.
OK, I'm talking about the MiddleEastern hairy Browns.
Yeah, I was talking about those two.
Oh. They're just trying to get
energy. It's not for weapons, but if
(01:02:54):
they touch it, it'll be blow up.That's true.
Yeah, you're right. Interesting.
They're not Browns either, though.
They're Persian. If you do not bother to learn
history, you'll be doomed to repeat it.
This is interesting, but it's not history when they're
constantly blowing themselves upeveryday in the present.
It's recent history. It's news.
(01:03:14):
Yeah, they literally blow themselves up all the time.
Yeah, it's kind of their thing. Yeah, and sometimes they do it
so bad. The underwear bomber, do you
remember that? No, he lit himself on fire.
He had like a brick of C4 in hisunderwear or whatever.
(01:03:35):
I. Didn't think that fire could
set. Off before, can't.
Oh. He made a mistake, yeah.
It means like a percussion, likecharge or whatever.
Like it has to have a smaller explosion to explode it.
Yeah, it you can't, it'll burn. It burns kind of like the same
way diesel would burn. Like, it's not easy to just
light on fire and he's there with like matches trying to
(01:03:58):
light it up so it'll explode on the airplane.
They're not a smart people. Do you think he.
Used it to get the job. Done.
Do you think he used it as a flashlight before he went and?
I've never actually held C4. I'm sure it comes in different
consistencies. I know I do.
(01:04:19):
I don't know it to me it seems like it would be really waxy and
oily I feel like. A clay.
That's the impression I get. Like a molding clay or modelling
clay? Interesting.
I guess it seems because. I've seen stuff where, like,
people just, like, slap it on a surface and it just sticks.
Yeah, kind of like in movies. Yeah.
(01:04:40):
Yeah. Like a dehydrated person's
turds. Interesting.
I don't. Know so you think he there's a
chance he could have flashlighted the C4?
You know who would know? It's one of our listeners, Nick
Mcquick. I'm pretty sure he.
He's our resident, C4, He's our resident.
Guy who knows everything from the Anarchist Cookbook.
(01:05:01):
Oh my God, you just sell him down the river like that.
He went on Chrome Boys and sold himself down that river.
Oh, OK. Taught everybody how to make
like a Taser. I'm sorry.
Pandora's Box is open, buddy. Yeah, he's fucking cool.
He's a comedian. He's also AMMA fighter.
Jesus Christ. Yeah, I'm over here talking
shit. You're not even giving me a
(01:05:21):
heads up. And Jill, so he's.
Going to try to kick our asses. Honoring him, obviously Pride
Month and he's redheaded so he can say it and I'm sure he does
actually. Oh my gosh.
(01:05:42):
Yeah, a lot of those guys have reached out about my dad because
I have been inactive on the Discord.
Oh, shit. And they're like, hey, how's
everything going? And it's a nice feeling to know
that. Someone.
Someone that I've never met cares.
That is nice. Yeah, they're my friends I got.
Makes my balls all warm and fuzzy.
(01:06:02):
There's a guy on there who he, he's an Orthodox guy and just
adding more points to Orthodoxy in my book, just constantly just
he's. Going to convert.
He's playing the. Lot of game.
And he is when I first like toldeverybody about what was going
(01:06:24):
on with my dad, he was like, well, I'll let the congregation
I go to, you know, know, and we'll pray for him.
And then he, he messages me the other day and he goes, I spoke
with the Archbishop of the Eastern Orthodox Church in
Canada because he goes to the same monastery that I do to
(01:06:48):
pray. And so now he's praying for him,
too. And I told my dad that he
literally goes, he's like, what have you done?
I'm getting you back, Dad. That's fucking cool.
How scared is your dad gonna feel when he does get better
after that after hearing that? News.
(01:07:09):
What do I have to do? He's like.
I'd love that. That's that's smart.
He's playing the long game. Yeah.
He's 'cause when your father recovers, by the grace of God,
it's up to him to decide which God it was that did.
It no one God the the Jewish one.
Well. It depends on the day of the
(01:07:31):
week. Yeah.
And if we're tricking him or not, they can't tell.
But I'm tending my fingers. I don't know if I'd want to
serve a God that I could fool, obviously.
Literally every God in every religion almost is just a guy
except for the Christian one. Yep.
(01:07:54):
And I guess I don't know a wholelot about Islam, but I feel like
they take Allah a little bit more seriously too in that they
aren't trying to trick him everyday.
Like there are more clean people.
Like they take being hygienic, which I know this is funny
because I've met him, but as a whole the Muslim religion takes
(01:08:18):
cleanliness of oneself very seriously.
Like they're always washing their hands and stuff and it's
like part of ceremony to cleanseyourself.
Yeah, like, yeah, you're not allowed to pray if you have
like, anything on your clothing.Whereas being a rabbi involves
sucking child penis blood. So it's it's, I mean.
(01:08:41):
It's a cleaner painter. Not if you give it herpes.
What if you wait to get circumcised until you're way
older? It hurts, I've heard.
Can you still have the rabbi do it though pride month?
Can I have a rabbas do it or Ruben the rabbi?
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Do they have a false? Do they have a false mouth that
they use for? A dental dam.
No. Isn't there like a duck that has
like a cloaca that can like shift to the one they don't
want? Like a duck or something.
Like that, there's like there's an animal that has like a.
False. Is it hyena?
Like no, they have a pseudo penis OK Hyenas are the coolest
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animals ever 'cause even their girls are dudes.
Pride Month. But ducks have there is an
animal that has a Corkscrew penis and the the female version
of that amanol has a secondary trapdoor hole.
Yeah, it allows the male to rapeand it's corkscrewed the wrong
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way. How is that good for anyone in
that situation? Because she can't get pregnant
through that. He doesn't enjoy it and they
don't have to fight. He's just like, it's not
working. I'll move on to the next one
because he needs to come now andhe can't because her whole is
the wrong direction. It's smart evolution, some might
(01:10:12):
say intelligent design. So would the rabbi have a pseudo
mouth trapdoor for your? Yeah, it's just what I do.
There's a party trick. Sits on it stands up.
You know those toys that you wind up and it's like a mouth
(01:10:33):
and it does like a jaw and it chomps?
Like the dentures? On like yeah, like the yeah, the
dentures with feet, it's like that, but in his butt nice and
it doesn't wind up and you're just butt fucking him.
He tells you when you're done. Put him soft and it hurts and he
goes. I know.
(01:10:57):
Also I have butt herpes. They keep giving babies herpes.
Is that actually a thing? And they keep dying, yes.
It feels like propaganda. It all feels like propaganda.
You want to know why? Because they have a whole
department of their government that tells you it's propaganda.
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Nice. Their entire religion is based
on tricking the smartest thing ever.
What do you think they're doing to you?
It's not all Jews, it's just most of.
Them Jesus Christ all. Right.
(01:11:42):
Look, the Hindus aren't great either.
Look at their rivers. Love you guys it's.
Full of shit, bye. None.
You are now entering the prism. Hello.
I'm not coming through. Yeah.
You like, unplugged your mic when you did that.
God damn. It.
(00:21):
You soiled it. What's happening?
Soiled. It.
Soiled. It there it is.
Hello there it is. I'm back and black.
You're coming in really hot. No, I'm not.
I'm just enunciating. I'm coming in really hot on your
mic. Oh, OK, well be better.
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I'm better than you at everything anyway, I.
Hired you? Yeah.
I want you to make me look awful.
So this gig ever those two clients just completely blew all
of my the thoughts, they're gone.
Good. I have absolutely no idea what I
(01:06):
wanted to talk about. Tabula rasa, you're now a
smooth, fresh brained baby boy. What did you just fucking say?
They. Called you a smooth brain.
Oh, OK. Let me.
That's fine. Let me sculpt your sulcus.
How about you? That's why.
What now? I can't hear.
Oh, there it is. Yeah.
I fixed it. Oh, you're whatever that white
(01:30):
knob up there was this three circle.
Yeah. The one that makes just your
headphone sound for that one channel go up.
I don't know. Mark said that he'd explain the
board to me and he still hasn't.I don't know what Mix BI mean.
I get it. I get the I think I know what it
needs to mean, but I don't know how it works, what Mix B is
(01:52):
doing and why it's here. What does it want?
What is its goal? What's it trying to get out of
me? Is it a succubus?
Is it after my soul? I don't eat jam, I eat honey.
I kiss it on the lips, dude, do you?
Welcome back to the Chill Prism podcast.
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I'm your host, Russ. And I'm your roast, Ben.
My namesake is dead and you never told me that.
Yeah, that's why you can assume his identity.
The guy that voices is it Earl Dibble?
It's Dale Gribble. Yeah, you need to go to hell
(02:34):
now. I think I need to cut this.
Podcast is it is it Ed Bassmaster?
I could. See that actor making that?
Yeah, Pakistan passed away. Yeah, he like, died of a
mysterious death too, I think. Something worthy of a conspiracy
(02:55):
for. Sure.
Yeah. And then John.
Red Corn second voice actor passed.
Can you buy me alcohol? Red Corn was shot to death by
his neighbor, so that's cool. No longer fucking Peggy or
whoever he was fucking. I've never seen that show.
Was it in California where he got shot?
(03:15):
Probably. I think he might be Canadian
though. I don't know.
I honestly don't care. I thought it was funny.
I did not find it funny. I sent I sent that to Ben and he
goes, Oh no. And I said, John, dead corn.
Wait, was that the exchange? Yeah, and then you saw you said
(03:36):
Ben sad corn. And I was like, that doesn't
even rhyme. It doesn't have to.
It's riffing. Why are you bad at riffing?
I just have a higher. Your it didn't meet your
standards. I have higher standards than
you. I've been watching these two.
I haven't told anybody. We haven't mentioned on the
podcast yet. I've been watching this history
(04:01):
podcast called Finn Taylor. No Finn versus history.
It's him and his friend. I guess they're two comedians.
I've never heard of him before and it's pretty funny.
And they are single handedly making me less racist against
the English I'm. Proud of you for your force
growth. My force growth, my for my
(04:23):
foreskin growth, Yeah, OK, just making sure.
So today I wanted to rank all the fictional ducks.
OK, let's. Start with Darkwing Duck.
I'm going to call him Nine out of the Ducks.
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So we're not doing a tier list. No, that's fair.
Yeah, S, He's definitely qualifying with S In my heart, I
don't even remember him being anything other than just like
Batman, except he's a duck. Yeah, he's Daffy Duck, but a
Batman. Yeah, And Daisy.
I like that a lot. Where do you, where do you put
(05:05):
Daphne or Daffy? Where do you put his hot
girlfriend who's not hot? Daisy Duck.
Is that her name? No, that's Donald Duck's wife.
So Daffy's Warner Brothers, is he?
(05:25):
Yes. I thought he was Disney.
No, that's. Yeah, Donald, Goofy, you're
right. You're right.
You're right. Fucking retarded.
We just talked about Kingdom Hearts too.
I know. It was one of the best episodes.
It did so well. So Donald has a lady, Yeah.
Daisy. I thought Daisy was a Disney.
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Daisy is a Disney, Donald is Disney Donald and Goofy.
I thought we were just talking about Daffy though.
Yeah. And you said, so Donald has a
lady with a question mark at theend of it.
And so I answered your question with yes, it's Daisy.
And then you said I thought Daisy was Disney.
You have confused yourself. I really have absolutely talked
myself into a snare. That's what we call in the
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Disney speaking, a bear trap. And you are a bear, a big hairy
gay. And it is Pride month so I can
call you a huge fucking We didn't.
Celebrate Pride. Pride month, Like what's wrong
with that? I'm celebrating it right now,
you fucking queer. Listen here you butt fucking
faggot. I went to a team meeting for a
(06:32):
river trip which is so strange. What the fuck does that even
mean? What team?
Exactly. Raft teams.
Wait, what? You're on a raft team.
I didn't think I was until we had a spreadsheet and a
planning. You give no context to things
when you talk, you just kind of say words.
I'm. Intentionally crafting the
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surprise that I was met with that was inflicted upon me.
By whom? And I used it correctly.
Stop yelling at me. You can't make me.
I'm bigger than you. But the fans can.
Face them all in combat after you face you'll.
Face them in combat. Let's be serious here.
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I will beat them with. My combat, it's buggery.
Buggery. Is that what they call it?
Butt fucking. Tomfoolery.
No buggery shenanigans. I'm gonna look up Buggery.
Don't look it up on your phone, don't pull it up on my fucking.
It's on my Google. Buggery is an archaic term
(07:40):
primarily referred to anal or oral sex acts involving men.
Beastiality. Sodom.
And so it's sodomy, yeah, is essentially what they're getting
at. Yes or what?
Nobody ever blames Gomorrah. So when that sounds like it's
(08:04):
gonorrhea is like less aggressive strain.
Yeah. So when you call someone a
bugger, that's what they're referring to.
Yeah, butt fucking faggot. That's what you're calling them
when you call them a little bugger.
Yeah. You you should.
We should just start saying you,you little butt fucking faggot.
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Just skip all the pageantry immediately.
Into intent, although if he is fucking butts he is into
pageants as well. He also may go by they or them
or both. Or Zay.
I go by hile slags. I don't want I see Shackleford
(08:49):
to be. I go by twice.
I go by fear slash, uh. Wow, yeah, so RAF team is a
squad of individuals who casually in conversation on your
wedding night, come up to you and say, hey, do you want to go
float? The which ones describe them
(09:11):
physically? They had colored hair.
Was it the little one with the they all have colored hair,
Yeah. But there's one person in
particular with colored hair that I don't expect this to come
from. Was it the little one with the
normal looking boyfriend who wasvery obviously liberal and I
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thought the boyfriend was gay until I found out that they were
together? She's little.
She's like my wife's size and she had a what I this is how I
remember her in my head. Had a little orphan Annie perm.
That's her natural hair. That's sad to hear that she has
a Buffon haircut. And also that was not she's not
(09:55):
in the Raft team. So it was Drummer, the one
that's violent and his wife, whodoesn't look the same anytime I
see her. The one with the snake bites.
She probably has snake bites. I actually don't know.
He also is not on a raft team, but he is in a band with.
You was it the guy? Oh, I haven't met the band, I
mean. Yeah.
(10:16):
Was it the guy that looks like the lead singer of Coheed And
Cambria that I'm not positive that you actually know?
He did not seem, he seemed very much out of place and the only
thing I could assume is that he was good.
Perpetually. No, that's just perpetually his
(10:38):
even like gallons of beer deep. He's the same way, yelling.
You can't physically make me. You can't stop me, Russell.
And I'm looking at the waveformsand I've not once yelled.
But I'm hearing the echo, actually.
Can you close that door? I think you're bouncing off the
floor in there. It's such that's not how sound
(11:03):
works. I'm the engineer here, OK?
I went to the school of Hard Knocks, not.
Harder Cox, Yeah. Yeah, the gay school of hard
Cox, LSU. I don't know.
Louisiana's the gayest state in the union, I think.
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Not Bama, no, that's the most. Stunned.
Weird chinned Habsburg chinned state in the Union.
The most regal royal. Yeah.
No, it wasn't him, and I know who you're talking about.
OK, was it the one that is in military?
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No, he's also not on RAF team. Interesting Raft team was the
other table. Oh.
I didn't talk to them. They were.
Weird. Yeah, exactly.
I I piece that together pretty quickly when you've named no one
from the other table. Those were all tiptoe walkers.
All right. Wait, there were two of the guys
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came with us on the to eat, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they decided to sit at
a different table when we at your wedding.
It was weird. It seemed like Dungeon.
So like the table I sat at was very politically, you know, I
was out of place, very gay and liberal.
And then the other team was like, the other table was like
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band nerd. Dungeons and Dragons freaks.
Yes, both freaks, by the way. Yeah.
The whole room full of freaks except for Tracy and your mom
and dad. Yeah, well, your dad wasn't
there. Your stepdad, but mostly freaks
and I'm included in that, just less so in this specific
(12:53):
category. In this specific category of
freak I am on. Top You're a theatre kid.
You don't get any. What do you mean I'm a theatre
kid. I've never been in theatre.
You are the theatre kid of the entire group.
Of us two, yeah. You're black.
You can't. You're not even welcome in most
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theatres, at least theaters thatI go to.
Yeah, so the other tables raft team.
Gotcha, just so I can give you all a picture of the people,
they all had pentagram necklacesI think.
Not one of them, one of them that was at the table you were
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at probably had. That yeah.
The one with the hair? Yeah, my wife and her got a long
way too. Yeah, yeah.
My mom, my my mom, my wife was wasted.
Good. Because she kept drinking your
brother in law's drinks because he wouldn't drink them because
(13:59):
you kept giving him drinks. And then your sister-in-law
would glare at him. And so he would be like, I can't
finish this and I can't finish it.
So she would he would give it tomy wife.
Fuck yeah, good, I hope she had a good time.
She did I. Hope she enjoyed it.
She did. I had a good time, but it was
mostly people watching. Hey, that's entertaining.
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I don't fit in with any of your friends.
I fit. I don't know that they fit in
with each other. That is true.
It is a hodgepodge of puzzle pieces from different boxes.
Yeah, I'm collecting a survival group.
Yeah, that's really what. It is what are we surviving?
It's not AIDS. No, I'll ensure that when I have
sex with every single other person that attended that.
(14:45):
Just make sure you have prep in the mix, no?
OK, so one of the dudes at the other table just bought a supra.
A Toyota Supra? Yeah.
The new one, yeah. Less cool, but still cool still.
Fucking sick. He's like, hey, you should come
to the garage real quick and check this out at our Raft team
meet. Is raft team similar to Clown
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car factory? Am I missing something here?
No, we're literally going to be going on raft.
Is it at the fucking Oklahoma sports comp?
The riverboat tour complex thing.
No, we're going to like the border of the state, like almost
leaving the state. And it doesn't count so that
water's not white, mostly because it's filled with urine
(15:29):
from Mexicans. I'll make it white.
Have you ever been to? Are you over there tugging under
the water? Have you ever?
No. Have you ever been to Turner
Falls? Yeah.
It's just a straight up immigrant party.
Yeah, it's beer cans and cigarette butts as far as the
eye can see. The secret is to show up on a
Tuesday. Yeah and leave the Yeah in the
middle of the week. Yeah well I my schedule at the
(15:52):
hospital was awesome because I was off for like 3 days in the
week and I work both weekend days so my wife and I had the
same schedule so when we were dating.
So we got. Carte blanche.
Yeah, because nobody, everybody was working.
Well, we were. Whenever we'd go out and do and
do stuff is awesome. Copulate in public pools and no
(16:12):
one could stop because. No one.
We did get kicked out of a movietheater.
Not going to say anything. We weren't doing anything.
I was. Fuck yeah.
It wasn't a Pee Wee Herman situation, but it could have
been if. They'd given you more time.
Do you think he finished? I would have.
(16:34):
If I already know I'm getting expelled, I'm going to expel.
Gotcha. Also what else are you going to
be fucking doing in a porno? Theater paying attention.
Am I taking notes? Am I perfecting my form?
Yeah. Like what is the goal here?
Also, why don't he has money? Why didn't he just get a fucking
magazine and do it at his house?Because he's a broken person
(16:57):
who's in Hollywood. It doesn't feel the same if
someone else isn't in the room that.
The people that act are animals.We just got done explaining this
to a director 5 minutes ago. Yep.
Yeah, we talked to directors. It's cool.
The world. They chose us, they visited at
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least one other studio and they chose us.
That is super satisfying. I hope you boost that.
I won't. I'm going to bounce this as soon
as we're done in print. Yeah, legit.
I will be doing nothing else. I might.
Bounce print. I might.
I might put in connect my headphones just to make sure the
(17:41):
levels are OK, but let's mode it.
Also, I did find out exactly what decibel I need to be
looking for. Really.
Six. It's good to know.
At least that's what the other guy said.
Yeah. It doesn't look like we're
hitting any of them though, but I'm so loud in my ears.
(18:02):
Yeah, you keep freaking out saying that I'm yelling.
And you're just wrong. I'm not hearing you echo anymore
after you close that door. It's like I was right about it
or something. But.
What do you mean? It's hot in here.
OK, So do you feel the air? Let me tell you.
Something no, I don't. It's literally not coming down.
(18:22):
Let me tell you something. The fan is set, say.
It in my sweaty little ears. The fan is set to on.
It's not the motherfucker, The motherfucker.
They adjusted it. They adjusted it to 80.
Oh. I'm going to hurt someone.
(18:47):
Throw fist, immediate violence. No explanations, just they'll
know what they did. Is there a lock on it?
You should be able to lock it from the app.
No, there's not, especially if there's a pad in the house where
that one. Yeah, I'll consult Michael and
we'll get one. Miscreant is working.
(19:09):
Yeah, I'll build 1. I can change the password.
Good, do it right here, doing the Lord's work.
And they're, I try to try this out, immediately the air starts.
Moving. Oh yeah, I feel it.
Too. That's fucking annoying.
I feel it too. What's sneaky is like it's a
silent error. Yeah.
So we like if we. Get unlike my own.
(19:32):
You have very boisterous error. If we are in the middle of doing
a task, it's very easy for us tobe distracted from the fact that
we're suffocating. Yeah.
And then we just, like, realize.Yeah.
In a moment like, oh, yeah. I.
Realize, realize, realize. You know who said that?
(19:52):
John F. Kennedy.
Will Smith's son, Bill Smith, the one with the house on his
head? Nice.
You know he's a Carpenter. He's not aware of that.
I don't know if he is aware of what Carpenter means, but he
says he's a Carpenter. He carpents, builds beds.
(20:14):
Or does he handle wood like his own wood?
Well, he's black, so he definitely handles some very,
very thick treated wood. I'm.
Sure. Is that a red oak?
Nah, it's a brown oak when I'm done with.
You. It's an Ebony.
Let's be sure. Let's be, let's be completely.
Let's be a haunted. Sincere about it, that's.
What they call it in the culture, Yeah.
(20:35):
So. Classic.
So the Ducks. The ranking of the Ducks.
Yeah, ranking of Ducks Daffy O. Does Daffy have a Dame?
Do you even know who Daffy is atthis point?
Is Daffy the Daffy is the only Bugs Bunny.
What is the opposite of a rabbit?
(20:58):
Duck season. Is it a horse?
Probably a slug. OK, cool.
All right, so Daffy, let's make sure you know what Daffy looks
like. He's blackface Donald.
Bottom tier. Yeah, he's annoying even.
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Like it's hard for someone to get a good score on this because
their voices are just annoying. Melissa.
Her name is Melissa Hot. No, her name is Tina.
Oh, I've never watched that show, so I'm not.
Is she only on the Cartoon Network show?
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I'm an adult, I'm assuming so. I guess so.
OK, well, that doesn't count. Lola Bunny.
God damn. It not a duck but S tier.
Can we rank? Can we just rank all the hot
animals? Lola Bunny, your dog.
(22:01):
My dog's S tier, but not for sexual reasons.
Your sister's dog, that thing got a thing on it.
She's passed, unfortunately. I'm not going to say what I want
to say would. My grandpa's going to inflict a
(22:23):
heart attack on you. My genetics are going to inflict
a heart attack on me. It'll be a toss up.
We won't know who gets to take the confirmed.
Kill Porky Pig has something. I don't know what it is, but it
is He's got. It he's like My Little Pony
hooves. Yeah, feet.
I never noticed his feet they. Are it's a problem?
(22:45):
They are an issue for my sexual gratification.
Bugs Bunny homosexual not into it.
But it's Pride month. Yeah, I have pride in my
straightness. Excuse me?
You know, the only person who would have to tell people how
(23:06):
straight they are is a closeted gay man.
God damn right. Pride Month.
Anime no I want. Fuck we didn't get Tracy on
during pride month? This feels.
Wrong. We have to do an extra.
We've never gotten her on duringPride month.
I think that's, I think that's the thing.
(23:26):
Fuck. All right, we'll have to do an
addendum to this episode later or a Part 2.
Have her rate the ducks and realize how wrong she is.
I'm trying to find characters. There it is.
I'm old, can't read OK fandom wiki.
You need to fix your fucking thing.
Your format is. Ass show pics more.
(23:54):
OK, there we go. See why Why are the pictures
Scarlett Johansson, Ester? Yeah.
Of course, I didn't know that Gossamer had a name, but it's
good to know that that's a character.
Isn't he one of the mutant freaks?
I have no idea. I want to know what's under that
(24:15):
hair. He has Space Jam shoes which is
a little interesting. Is he a monster?
Yes. Wetback Gonzalez like wood.
Did he give you the finger if you scroll up?
He sure fucking did. How dare he?
(24:37):
Trump will take care of that. Who's Winnie Yang?
That's a child. F tier for fuck.
Get out of my list. Pepe Le Pew French wouldn't.
F tier. S tier on a tier list for super
(24:58):
gay predators. Is he successful?
Only when he's disgusted. I want to know what it.
Smells like OK bussy, first of all.
Secondly, he is successful, but only when he doesn't want it.
He's sexually attracted to a catthat he thinks is a skunk, and
(25:22):
so he is. Sexually depressive?
Is that Sylvester the cat? Definitely not.
He's a predator. If I if I was Sylvester I'd want
tweety bird too. My Tweety bird is oddly butt
plug shaped. I could sit on that.
I'm ready to get that removed inthe ER.
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No, what's weird about Pepe Le Pew is he's just a rapist.
He's literally just a rapist. Aren't most and then from back
then a rapist? Slowed down Russell process what
I'm about to say. Barnyard Dog, that's what I call
you. When the cat starts becoming
attracted to Pepe, then he's no longer interested remotely.
(26:06):
That's so either. It's like marriage.
It's just being a guy, dude. Or.
It's reverse Stockholm syndrome.Sylvester's mother.
No, no, I was expecting a MILF and I got something worse.
You have no direction. What's happening?
What do you mean? We're talking ducks.
(26:27):
I thought we were waiting till Yosemite Sam.
Yep, that's what I was talking about.
That's what I meant when it saidthere's no direction.
Fuck Mary, kill Yosemite Sam. Fuck him.
OK, I'd fuck him. I'd do all three.
But you're supposed to give me. But what order?
(26:48):
Why choose? He seems like he says it.
He has gold miner energy, Maybe he has a stash hidden somewhere.
Yosemite. There you.
Go is real light. The only minor you could fuck.
(27:08):
That's not true. You have to make a decision
every day. You can get them all, you just
don't. Want time's not on your side?
They're going to age out. I mean, Maddie McConaughey has a
solution to this. Just haunt high schools.
(27:33):
Fucking he's. Literally laid out the game
plan, Yeah. So no time is on your side
because we keep making them. Babies making babies.
OK, ducks. So we got Donald Daffy.
(27:55):
Cartoon ducks. Just the Mighty Purple list of
cartoon. Ducks.
Oh wait, you want to know something really cool?
Did you ever watch this show? Dumb Ducks cartoon.
OK, they became like heroes or something.
Yeah, hockey heroes. Heroes of the gayest variety.
(28:20):
What How is hockey gay? Hockey as a concept is gay.
It's figure skating. Hockey in action is cool.
It's figure skating mixed with boxing.
It's Canadian, which is French, which is a little.
If you get the French out of hockey, which I don't know, if
they play hockey, do they play hockey?
(28:42):
The French. Does Quebec have a hockey team?
I feel they do purge with them, not only from.
The Hockey League Melt their icefrom society, melt their ice mid
scrimmage, refreeze the ice. I want a blood eagle center ice.
(29:02):
OK. You ever seen a blood eagle?
I haven't seen it, but I'm awareof what it.
Is they're pretty cool to look at.
Go pull that up. All right, I'll allow that.
All my certain history because it'll also pull up a badass
Periphery song. Close your eyes.
(29:22):
Blood Ego. Blue Eagle.
Blue Ego. There was an A God damn it blood
eagle in power armor. What?
Not familiar with that images. Oh come on, there was a cool
(29:46):
image. Circular circular rating around
the internets. No, that's still what I meant of
a real 1. Is safe search on.
No safe search nowadays, just blurs the image to show you what
you're missing. There it is.
(30:12):
Nope. But I'm interested in what I'm
looking at here. But we'll say we'll table that
for later, yeah? Someone put a zombie in a foot
cage. That's just a regular black guy.
OK, I wouldn't say maybe not regular.
Why does it make it smaller? I don't know.
(30:35):
What was that sound you were making with your mouth?
Why? Why?
Cuz you said that was a black guy, a regular black guy, and
I'm trying to find him. Wait, if I zoom out does it make
it bigger? No.
(30:55):
I mean, there's a middle area where it does.
I hate Google image. Open image in new tab.
That defeats the purpose of having Google Image SERP SERP.
Open image in new tab. My brain, my mouth, they aren't
connected. Hope it doesn't even work.
That's you're right, not a blackguy, Asian variety, Polynesian.
(31:17):
It's a Filipino Filipina, sorry.Minion.
That's why she's in a cage. Filipinos Minion There's a
minion on the right hand side ofthe photo.
That is SpongeBob. That's a minion wearing a
SpongeBob head actually, and that is a black guy.
You can tell by the long socks and shorts.
(31:39):
Yeah. Yep, you're except those should
be slides so I'm a little apprehensive.
You think she uses those finger bones?
I don't know. Quit trying to upskirt this
photo. You would go.
There we go, that's what I was looking for.
(32:00):
The wall of Shame. Yeah, I don't know what that is,
but yeah, bloody angles are cool.
I'd like to do that to you sometime.
Fuck yeah, fuck yeah. At least my back would get some
pain relief. Yeah, that's chiropractic too.
It's like extreme degree, Yeah. Ultimate chiropractic it.
Is crazy that we allow them to just kind of continue on with
(32:23):
their weird magic. Their lobbying team must be
amazing. I, I think it's, I think it's
the Jews. Well, it's a Jew ask, but I
think chiropractic is Egyptian. It has Cairo in it.
The Jews were in Egypt at one point.
That's true, they built everything and it's magic still
(32:45):
standing. Strangely, it is magic.
Holy shit. It's the Jews, OK, But yeah, we
just allow them to call themselves Doctor.
It's very strange. It's a doctor of science, the
doctor of philosophy. What is it?
(33:08):
One of Tracy's friends is getting her doctor and
chiropractic. OK.
I mean like when I heard it, I had to like, shut my fucking
mouth. I don't blame them because it's
some of the easiest money you can make.
Oh yeah, and her fiance is is a veterinarian, An actual doctor.
But we have a listener who's a veterinarian, goblin, comma
(33:33):
Slayer, doctor of chiropractics.Four years to complete.
No, that's after your undergrad.OK, Yeah.
Wait, it says 10 credits. You need 10 credits.
That's. 90 OK. 90 OK, I read 10.It's like, yeah, that makes
perfect sense. I don't understand how you have
(33:54):
a National Board of ChiropracticExaminers, but you practice
magic. Since when does magic have
rules? Hogwarts dummy.
Not real idiot chiropractic. Also not real.
It's magic. Explain what you mean by it not
(34:14):
being real. I've been to the chiropractor,
they exist. What's not real about it?
They're going to stimulate your southern Meridium, which means
put a finger in what's. What's not real about it?
When they put the cups on my back and then it makes me bleed
through my pores, is that not real?
Am I not bleeding? Oh, Russell.
(34:36):
Sweet sweet Russell, you're like1 head strike from homeopathy.
I I just I love the idea that wejust allow a Society of
magicians to flourish with no shame.
I. Mean gypsies exist, they just
ashamed. We need to call the Romani
people. If you leave them by themself
(34:59):
though, they will. What if Hitler focused on the
Romanians instead of the Jews like they were in the mix?
You think people would like? Do you think people?
Would care. They'd probably let it play out
a little bit longer before they acted like.
It'd be it'd be like 6,000,000 instead of 270,000.
I mean, hold on, it'd be like 6 million in one.
(35:27):
I mean, as long as they stay outof Poland they can probably.
Well, the Polish weren't doing them any favours by being the
dumbest people on earth. Far too trusting to deserve this
land. The Poles are very good at
building houses, living in houses and being conquered.
(35:48):
They fight back, but only when it's too late.
Only when the war is lost. Interesting.
I found out. All right.
Kiss Mary. Kill orderly, veterinarian,
(36:15):
Chiropractor. Are they all men?
Of course. Fuck the chiropractor.
You're going to blow his back out in your turn.
Let's see, it depends on is the veterinarian doing free spay and
(36:38):
neuters 'cause then it's not thetype of veterinarian I would
want to like. I would be financially
supporting them 'cause they workin like a third world country,
but it's just Del City. Yeah, but they get their money
on the side by taking in gang members and doing their surgery.
They're on retainer by the Mafia.
(36:59):
Yeah, but not here. Apparently the Irish Mafia is a
thing. Not here, really.
It is here. Says who?
Look it up. Irish Mafia presence in
Oklahoma. It's the mop, by the way.
Whatever. Mafia's an inherently Italian
(37:22):
thing. They're all the same.
Yeah, they're all better than the current government we have.
You're right. You know Oklahoma.
Oh, they're still active. It's 2024.
No, a guy with mob ties. Go to the top, let's see what
(37:47):
the AI informs us. The Irish mob gang the IMG had a
known has had a known presence of Oklahoma Manly as a prison
based gang. Yeah, there was the.
Street gang came a prison gang in the OCS and across the
southern Great Plains. It's mostly Indians and black
(38:09):
dudes. We don't really have gangs
anymore, Just period, OK. They it's, it's mostly guys that
get together, beat each other upand shoot kids and then they rat
on each other. The 90s and the 80s, we had real
(38:32):
camaraderie in our fights between Reds and Blues, which I
see what color you're wearing. It's red you're.
Going to get me shot? No, you're going to get some
poor stranger shot because I have no clue what I look like.
(38:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look for the tubby black guy.
Speaking of tubby black guys, have you heard of Ondo son?
Nope. Fuck yeah, I get to show you
some new cool shit. Is it music related?
Yep. God, I'm not in the mood for
that. That's.
Fine, I'll inflict it upon you. I'm more in the mood for Sonic
(39:16):
the Hedgehog. He looks like he watches Sonic
the Hedgehog. Is he a black guy?
You said he's tubby black guy. Yeah, I like tubby black nerds.
That's why we're friends, actually.
You know, I had the fat inside me all along.
I also could see it when I met you.
(39:37):
You weren't. You weren't the peak of men's
health. Your skin only meets you
halfway. But my meat skins all the.
Way never seen it want to won't.So did you know that until like
(39:59):
the 60s or this set when was Eichmann tried hold on Adolf
Eichmann trial when OK, so untillike the 60s nobody really knew
(40:22):
that the Holocaust like. Happened in like an organized
fashion the way it did. Please elaborate.
So everybody knew that Hitler was killing Jews or that a lot
of Jews were dying and Nazis were killing them, but nobody
realized that it was like a systematic, on purpose
(40:43):
extermination. Yeah, until they caught Adolf
Eichmann and tried him. And then people, survivors
caught like got on the stand andexplained what was happening.
No one asked them. Well, they they already had the
Nuremberg trials, but it wasn't completely understood by like
(41:03):
the global population of like, how to agree.
Yeah, to what degree it was orchestrated.
It was done. And so when it first happened
and a bunch of European Jews migrated to Israel after being
freed from like, the camps and, you know, just moving away from
Europe because it was spooky. They weren't welcome there
(41:26):
anymore. They they Israel.
Go to the sandbox. The Israeli Jews that were there
didn't treat them very well because they were of the opinion
that the European Jews let it happen.
Oh, 'cause they thought they just didn't fight back at all.
Yeah. 'Cause the people that were
(41:47):
living in in Israel had just conquered Israel and like taking
it by force. They're all like warrior people.
And then they wanted. The weak versions of them to be
cold. Yeah.
And then, like, a bunch of emaciated white guys started
moving in and they're like, why did you let them do that to you?
(42:07):
It's literally. You shouldn't have been wearing
that. Yeah.
In the worst way possible. Yikes.
Yeah. But luckily we get to go to war
with Iran. We get to.
What a gift. Because we need to honor the
nation of Israel. It says it in the Bible.
(42:28):
Ask Ted Cruz. It says it.
He doesn't know where, and he doesn't know when, what context,
but he grew up in the church andhe knows it says it somewhere.
So he's going to live his life like that.
That's what he told Tucker Carlson last night on his show.
And Tucker just went, which is how he laughs and speaks,
because he's one of the most annoying little piglets on
(42:49):
earth. But he likes his in SO.
No, he doesn't at all. Because they refuse to endorse.
Him. Yeah, he has his own company.
Have you have you tried him yet?No, I'm not supporting right
wing guys or left wing guys. You don't want a press pouch,
you want like a good. First of all, it's probably
(43:10):
Chinese. I'm a Philip Morris guy through
and through. But what if they sneak the
fentanyl in there and then we get to enjoy that and it's by
accident? I'm listening.
So that means no one can be mad at us.
We just accidentally overdosed on pretty cool dresses.
(43:31):
And on company time? On company time, yeah.
Boss makes a dollar and I make adime.
That's why I inject fentanyl into my veins on company time.
Accurate. But yeah, so once Eichmann, he
was the guy. He was the guy who was basically
in charge of logistics, getting Jews from one place to another.
(43:53):
Literally, he's a. FedEx of.
Nazi When people say that Hitlermade the trains run on time, it
was actually Eichmann. He was the train guy, like the
head artist of the Nazi party, and he was in the shadows for
like most of the war or most of their like from early 30s to
when he fled, he went to Argentina and they kidnapped
(44:19):
him. American.
No Mossad. Oh shit.
Yeah. So the guy that was the head of
Mossad and another big guy and agot another guy went to
Argentina after they like got wind of this guy because he kept
coming up in the Nurbur trials. But nobody really knew who he
was. And so then this was like 30
years later. Eichmann has changed his name
(44:41):
like 3 times. He's living in Argentina with a
bunch of other Nazis, and at onepoint his son starts dating a
lady in Argentina whose father survived Auschwitz, and it comes
out she finds out that Eichmann was a Nazi and it Mossad gets
(45:04):
wind of this, they fly to First of all, it's illegal to kidnap
people in Argentina, right? Also everywhere else.
It depends. Are you in the Mossad and trying
to kidnap somebody in the UnitedStates?
Because I don't think that's illegal.
I think we allow that. Pretty sure.
(45:25):
Is it called extradition? Well, I'm pretty sure if we
allow Mossad agents to pay children to have sex with
politicians, we allow that. So I think it's OK to kidnap
people too, but only if you're aMossad.
So they get, they fly over there, they're rehearsing it for
like weeks. They pull him into a car, they
(45:46):
bring him to a safe house and they're trying to figure out how
to transport him back to Israel to go on trial.
And they ended up getting in bedwith Israel Airlines or
whatever. They get the pilot to let them
smuggle him onto the plane. They get him back to Israel,
Argentina. They then they have like a press
conference or whatever saying wecaught Adolf Eichmann and the
(46:10):
government of Argentina is like,hey, give us our Nazi back.
You weren't supposed to just take him.
Like Israel said no because they're allowed to say no.
And they put him on trial and they hung him.
And all he did was drive trains.He didn't know where they were.
(46:32):
He was just following orders. They just happen to be the least
cool orders you can give somebody, depending on who you
are, I guess. Yeah, I just found all that out
like yesterday or the day before.
Is that on? History versus Finn Yeah versus
(46:52):
yeah Finn Gills history.com Nice2 English comedians mostly
talking about penises and sometimes giving you little
tidbits. Well, nice knowledge Nuggets.
Yeah, they were talking about how they're talking about the
(47:13):
Renaissance and how it wasn't really anything good happened
other than it was just like people decided we're gay now.
And so all of the people like industry style people who were
like making things started slacking off and drawing things
(47:34):
instead and having ideas in their heads instead of, you
know, doing literally anything. And so we had the Renaissance,
and somehow that's a good thing.It looks pretty cool.
Yeah, there's this painting called.
What was it? Hold on.
(47:54):
Birth of Venus. No, it was.
It's like a three-part painting by Hieronymus Bosch, who I just
thought was a cool detective forthe LAPD, but apparently he's
also an artist, a Dutch artist, I think, and I don't know how to
(48:19):
spell Hieronymus. So let's see, what was this
painting called? Garden of Earthly Delights?
I want to pull this up on here. It's so cool.
I feel like you're saying that ironically.
No, it's very cool. See Garden.
Look this up on your own computers, Listener of Earthly
(48:53):
Delights and then High Res, Yeah.
Open in. New it's opening.
It's a really high res image so it'll take a minute.
OK, it may not load. God, it's taking its sweet time.
(49:24):
Yeah, but we also have like super slow Internet.
Here, yeah, but it wasn't even loading on my 5G very fast cuz
and we crashed the computer. Sweet.
Hey, at least logic's still working.
(49:45):
Oh my God. I'll get a low res image going.
No, fuck it, full send high res,all right, fine.
Let's see. OK, yeah, I'm downloading it.
(50:13):
20. 2323 megs. That's almost our whole hard
drive on this thing. I hope this goes on his phone.
(50:34):
Come on. There we go.
OK, so it's in three parts and it like opens up.
Can I zoom into this? Hold on, I don't know what app
(50:54):
I'm in. There we go.
So this is so it's in three parts.
You got on the left is heaven, and then you got earth and then
you have hell. Hell just looks like space.
Hell is awesome. Apparently hell is not only the
(51:16):
coolest, but also the funniest place you can go.
So you see here, there's a guy on his hands and knees and
there's people in his butt. I just want to zoom into my
favorite part, the guy on this ladder.
With an arrow. In his asshole he literally
(51:38):
Shrek himself. Now donkey has to find a flower.
A blue flower with red thorns. It's a whole ordeal.
Yeah, that's a problem. Is he?
He's wearing soccer socks. Yeah, and cleats.
(51:59):
There's a crow butterfly chasinghim up the ladder.
This man's fucking a pumpkin instrument.
Also, there's a frog lady with aroller coaster coming out of her
face. What?
What the hell? I mean, that's pretty spooky.
But I want to turn your attention to this little guy,
right? It's a Birdman with.
(52:22):
A little blue bird guy. Eating a.
Another man with a cauldron on his head eating a dude with
fiery shit coming his ass. No, they're.
Crows or something? Oh yeah, yeah, you can see it
better up here. Yeah, that is crazy.
I like how dignified the crow is.
Or the bird monster is 'cause yeah, his pinky's out when he's
(52:43):
at. East, He's got a flute coming
out of his house. There's a lot of butt playing,
realizing. Yeah, it's hell, this world.
Thank you. I didn't say.
I mean, why are they? Stimulating their prostate.
Are you sure this isn't the heaven side and then earth?
(53:05):
Apparently is just an orgy. It's just everybody's fucking,
and then in hell you're getting fucked, and then in heaven you
just talk to God. That's it.
But also, I want to turn your attention to the coolest animal
in the world, the fish gun. That was the fish, right?
I did see that. That was cool.
But no, I want you to look at this thing.
(53:27):
That was somebody's interpretation of a giraffe.
That looks violent. I love the fucking horns on it.
I love that it's hot rodded. Yeah.
Bigger in the front. It's a very cool.
What is that kangaroo? There's a there is a dog guru.
They just got a regular porcupine.
(53:48):
No big deal. There's a fucking laser coyote.
Laser tongue coyote. Yup.
It's. Pretty neat.
Very interesting characters. A spine bore with a bunch of
baby spine bore is below it and then a rabbit taking a shit in
the woods. Just a regular rabbit.
Staring at an octopus fountain. Wait, wait.
Go up a little bit. Oh, yeah.
(54:09):
Nice. What the hell is that?
This. It's.
It's a lizard wearing a coat. It's uncircumcised.
It's an uncircumcised lizard. Did you see that?
It's a gentile lizard and he's in heaven.
Interesting. I like that there's a duck
billed bird. A puss eating a frog in heaven.
(54:32):
Look it, Unicorn fish. Isn't that just a narwhal?
No, it's got a horse's head. Look at that spoonbill fish next
to it. Yep, very cool.
Fucking 3 headed Colin Trees. Yep, there's a lot going on.
Boobs and look at this guy's little little thing that.
(54:55):
Penis. All right, I want to observe
some cocks. Godspeed.
He's not very detailed, is he? He didn't want to spend too much
time on the fishes, so yeah, youget a line.
I want to know what's the deal with all the fishes because this
(55:16):
is Dutch. Yeah, a dude had like a fish
rifle. I didn't know what that was
about. Too dudes kissing.
Oh, there's a black guy. Oh, very black guy.
Found him. I'm sure.
He's like, this is a bird to theblack man wearing a cherry on
his head. It's like, interesting.
What the fuck? There's a teardrop drowning one
(55:40):
man, do you see that? Oh fuck yeah.
Stealth love that was illegal inthe 50s.
Yeah, go up a little. Bit what is going on with this
corpse? I see?
I see the teardrop drowning a guy.
Yes, that is very cool. Very cool indeed.
Why did you choose him? Sinner I guess I don't know.
(56:04):
That's either a possum or a woodpecker.
This inside of a barrier, It's apossum pecker.
I just. I find this so interesting.
That's a penis. What's a penis?
This up. A little bit more, yeah, that,
yeah, that's that's a penis. Yeah, and what are these guys
(56:27):
doing? Those are the Indians in the
background just. Having a good time.
Being savages, I just. I'm never gonna get rid of that
fish rifle, that's fucking sick.Yeah.
This guy aiming down the scope. He's literally scope.
Yeah, he's sighting a fish. Fucking riding a bear.
Wolf. Yeah, with balls.
(56:51):
Oh shit, I didn't even notice that they all have balls.
It's pretty sick and. Then you just have a regular
horse. This horse has a tree coming out
of it. Pretty.
I fucking love this art. Everything about this is just me
(57:14):
for real. Did this dude make money doing
this or? Did they?
This is the run of stocks. Nobody made money.
This was the in the 1500s. What was that?
I don't know. Let me look.
Yeah, hell just looks like space.
I mean, hell is space. In the vacuum of space, nobody
(57:40):
can hear you cream. Circa 1495 to 1505, Yeah, yeah.
Good call, Russell. Well, I did bring this up
because I was talking about the Renaissance, so there is that.
I lost it. I don't know why.
Can't we just say you were learned man?
Because I am not you. Don't need to give the illusion.
(58:02):
No, there we go. What's happening here?
Ears with a knife. That's what Zach That's when Van
Gogh's ear found his lover. Yeah.
And then they went. Over there went after he cut it
off. I really do like this guy
staring. He doesn't even look upset about
(58:23):
anything. He's like he's interested.
In what's happening in his ass. He's like, I didn't know you
could do that. Get out of there.
What are you doing? Get out of my ass.
But. But you little buggers but.
Stay in my. Ass slower dude.
That man is like cranking down that instrument when his penis
is in it. Very hornily cranking it, yes.
(58:45):
Yeah. I like that the top half of an
hourglass is eating a woman. That's pretty neat.
Very cool. That pig is making love with a
It's a pig nun making love. With a pun, it is a.
Pun mm hmm sexually assaulting aman.
(59:06):
It's very cool. It's that drunk girl at the bar
at the end of the night trying to get lucky.
I like it a lot. There's a lot to unpack on that.
I need to find it so I can delete it.
Why? Why can't you just freak someone
out later? I like the way you stink.
(59:33):
I will leave it. But yeah, that is the
Renaissance. Cool, but only if you're Dutch
or wherever this was. Might be Danish, I think it
started with AD. The D in my head might be
referring to all the penises in the image, so I don't.
Know the Dick in your. Head It wasn't Italian or
French. The French don't do anything,
(59:55):
never have. They boiled chicken and call it
fancy. They, they're disgusting.
I found out today. Did you know that in Greece
they're. Plumbing John Travolta was
actually straight. Don't ever say that liars go to
(01:00:16):
hell. No, the the country of Greece.
Yeah, the Graceland disgusting pedophile ridden country of
Greece. The hairy, hairy, disgusting,
useless country of Greece. The age of consent in Greece is
20. It's as low as you wanted.
(01:00:42):
Apparently they're plumbing all over the country.
There's not one toilet that you can flush your toilet paper
down. You put it in a trash can.
Stinky. Very.
You think they have like diaper genies in their homes?
No, no, it's like regular officetrash can.
Great. And it's funny because now this
(01:01:04):
is kind of a joke that was said on this podcast that I was
listening to, but the way they first wiped their ass was with
pottery shards. So they've literally never
figured out shitting. They just eat well, yeah, and
walk a lot. Yeah, but they don't here.
(01:01:26):
They do. They're apparently they don't do
anything. They just kind of sit around.
I heard. I heard grease is referred to as
everybody else's pillow because that's where people go to just
not do anything and relax. So that's nice.
I'll never go there. Although I do want to see the
(01:01:47):
Parthenon. Did you know that the Parthenon
didn't break because of explosions or no?
Sorry spoiler alert. Did you know the Parthenon
didn't break because of age? Like it's not in ruins because
it's old. Do you know why it's in ruins?
Did they get sacked? Explosions.
No. They, the people that were
living there at the time, not inthe Parthenon, but the people
(01:02:09):
that had that. Local residents.
Yeah. At the time, we're using the
Parthenon as an ammo storage. And it kept exploding.
It was the Ottomans, I believe. Nice.
There's a reason we got rid of them.
Huh. This is wrecking that they're.
Cool. Yeah, Browns can't have anything
without it exploding. They can't even have their own
(01:02:31):
body parts. Is that what Donald Trump is
trying to do is save them from their accidental explosion or?
Not those Browns. Those are hard working wet
Browns. We don't not not them.
OK, I'm talking about the MiddleEastern hairy Browns.
Yeah, I was talking about those two.
Oh. They're just trying to get
energy. It's not for weapons, but if
(01:02:54):
they touch it, it'll be blow up.That's true.
Yeah, you're right. Interesting.
They're not Browns either, though.
They're Persian. If you do not bother to learn
history, you'll be doomed to repeat it.
This is interesting, but it's not history when they're
constantly blowing themselves upeveryday in the present.
It's recent history. It's news.
(01:03:14):
Yeah, they literally blow themselves up all the time.
Yeah, it's kind of their thing. Yeah, and sometimes they do it
so bad. The underwear bomber, do you
remember that? No, he lit himself on fire.
He had like a brick of C4 in hisunderwear or whatever.
(01:03:35):
I. Didn't think that fire could
set. Off before, can't.
Oh. He made a mistake, yeah.
It means like a percussion, likecharge or whatever.
Like it has to have a smaller explosion to explode it.
Yeah, it you can't, it'll burn. It burns kind of like the same
way diesel would burn. Like, it's not easy to just
light on fire and he's there with like matches trying to
(01:03:58):
light it up so it'll explode on the airplane.
They're not a smart people. Do you think he.
Used it to get the job. Done.
Do you think he used it as a flashlight before he went and?
I've never actually held C4. I'm sure it comes in different
consistencies. I know I do.
(01:04:19):
I don't know it to me it seems like it would be really waxy and
oily I feel like. A clay.
That's the impression I get. Like a molding clay or modelling
clay? Interesting.
I guess it seems because. I've seen stuff where, like,
people just, like, slap it on a surface and it just sticks.
Yeah, kind of like in movies. Yeah.
(01:04:40):
Yeah. Like a dehydrated person's
turds. Interesting.
I don't. Know so you think he there's a
chance he could have flashlighted the C4?
You know who would know? It's one of our listeners, Nick
Mcquick. I'm pretty sure he.
He's our resident, C4, He's our resident.
Guy who knows everything from the Anarchist Cookbook.
(01:05:01):
Oh my God, you just sell him down the river like that.
He went on Chrome Boys and sold himself down that river.
Oh, OK. Taught everybody how to make
like a Taser. I'm sorry.
Pandora's Box is open, buddy. Yeah, he's fucking cool.
He's a comedian. He's also AMMA fighter.
Jesus Christ. Yeah, I'm over here talking
shit. You're not even giving me a
(01:05:21):
heads up. And Jill, so he's.
Going to try to kick our asses. Honoring him, obviously Pride
Month and he's redheaded so he can say it and I'm sure he does
actually. Oh my gosh.
(01:05:42):
Yeah, a lot of those guys have reached out about my dad because
I have been inactive on the Discord.
Oh, shit. And they're like, hey, how's
everything going? And it's a nice feeling to know
that. Someone.
Someone that I've never met cares.
That is nice. Yeah, they're my friends I got.
Makes my balls all warm and fuzzy.
(01:06:02):
There's a guy on there who he, he's an Orthodox guy and just
adding more points to Orthodoxy in my book, just constantly just
he's. Going to convert.
He's playing the. Lot of game.
And he is when I first like toldeverybody about what was going
(01:06:24):
on with my dad, he was like, well, I'll let the congregation
I go to, you know, know, and we'll pray for him.
And then he, he messages me the other day and he goes, I spoke
with the Archbishop of the Eastern Orthodox Church in
Canada because he goes to the same monastery that I do to
(01:06:48):
pray. And so now he's praying for him,
too. And I told my dad that he
literally goes, he's like, what have you done?
I'm getting you back, Dad. That's fucking cool.
How scared is your dad gonna feel when he does get better
after that after hearing that? News.
(01:07:09):
What do I have to do? He's like.
I'd love that. That's that's smart.
He's playing the long game. Yeah.
He's 'cause when your father recovers, by the grace of God,
it's up to him to decide which God it was that did.
It no one God the the Jewish one.
Well. It depends on the day of the
(01:07:31):
week. Yeah.
And if we're tricking him or not, they can't tell.
But I'm tending my fingers. I don't know if I'd want to
serve a God that I could fool, obviously.
Literally every God in every religion almost is just a guy
except for the Christian one. Yep.
(01:07:54):
And I guess I don't know a wholelot about Islam, but I feel like
they take Allah a little bit more seriously too in that they
aren't trying to trick him everyday.
Like there are more clean people.
Like they take being hygienic, which I know this is funny
because I've met him, but as a whole the Muslim religion takes
(01:08:18):
cleanliness of oneself very seriously.
Like they're always washing their hands and stuff and it's
like part of ceremony to cleanseyourself.
Yeah, like, yeah, you're not allowed to pray if you have
like, anything on your clothing.Whereas being a rabbi involves
sucking child penis blood. So it's it's, I mean.
(01:08:41):
It's a cleaner painter. Not if you give it herpes.
What if you wait to get circumcised until you're way
older? It hurts, I've heard.
Can you still have the rabbi do it though pride month?
Can I have a rabbas do it or Ruben the rabbi?
(01:09:05):
Do they have a false? Do they have a false mouth that
they use for? A dental dam.
No. Isn't there like a duck that has
like a cloaca that can like shift to the one they don't
want? Like a duck or something.
Like that, there's like there's an animal that has like a.
False. Is it hyena?
Like no, they have a pseudo penis OK Hyenas are the coolest
(01:09:29):
animals ever 'cause even their girls are dudes.
Pride Month. But ducks have there is an
animal that has a Corkscrew penis and the the female version
of that amanol has a secondary trapdoor hole.
Yeah, it allows the male to rapeand it's corkscrewed the wrong
(01:09:49):
way. How is that good for anyone in
that situation? Because she can't get pregnant
through that. He doesn't enjoy it and they
don't have to fight. He's just like, it's not
working. I'll move on to the next one
because he needs to come now andhe can't because her whole is
the wrong direction. It's smart evolution, some might
(01:10:12):
say intelligent design. So would the rabbi have a pseudo
mouth trapdoor for your? Yeah, it's just what I do.
There's a party trick. Sits on it stands up.
You know those toys that you wind up and it's like a mouth
(01:10:33):
and it does like a jaw and it chomps?
Like the dentures? On like yeah, like the yeah, the
dentures with feet, it's like that, but in his butt nice and
it doesn't wind up and you're just butt fucking him.
He tells you when you're done. Put him soft and it hurts and he
goes. I know.
(01:10:57):
Also I have butt herpes. They keep giving babies herpes.
Is that actually a thing? And they keep dying, yes.
It feels like propaganda. It all feels like propaganda.
You want to know why? Because they have a whole
department of their government that tells you it's propaganda.
(01:11:18):
Nice. Their entire religion is based
on tricking the smartest thing ever.
What do you think they're doing to you?
It's not all Jews, it's just most of.
Them Jesus Christ all. Right.
(01:11:42):
Look, the Hindus aren't great either.
Look at their rivers. Love you guys it's.
Full of shit, bye. None.
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