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You are now entering the prism. I'm not going to get over.
That I really need you to reallydo like the whole thing, just
the intro and record it so I canactually like not man, there are
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so many things that the N word just would I want to say N word
rig because that is something that I should have been that
I've been allowed to say my entire life and now I just
can't. You should be proud of me though
I before I met you said it in jest a lot.
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Why would you admit that? Because this is the Old
Testament. But since I've met you, out of
respect, even when it comes up in my head, I kind of shame
myself a little bit by going you.
That's just don't say that. What would he think of that?
So you should be proud of me because I could say it and I
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choose not to. And you know.
Do it. Say it.
You could say it. It's not an endorsement or a
pass, but you certainly have theability to say it.
There's this news clip of AI think it was like KCLA or KTLA,
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one of their local news channelsin LA.
There's like a big black guy that does their weather or
something, I don't know, he's atthe table.
And there's this white guy saying something like it's just
a word, you know, blah, blah, blah.
Like, you know the thing that everybody says and he goes fine,
say it. Kind of leak leans back.
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He's like, I mean, I'm not goingto say it now.
And he goes, no, say it, say it.And like, you can tell this guy
is about to fucking die. Under a jury of our peers, how
do you think the guy would do incourt?
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You think the chill black dude would even be?
Of our peers, he would get lynched because he's a black guy
and this is Oklahoma and my peers are racist.
Welcome back to the two person podcast.
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I don't know when this one's going to come out, but we're
recording again. This is being recorded right
after we watched Fish Tank. Why for a little bit.
I just want to give him. I just want to give him context.
Fucking palate cleanse for like.Two, yes, that's all.
That's all I just want to use asa reference for time because
this may come out in like Augustwhen I'm on vacation or it may
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come out next week. I don't know.
But we're just trying to back back stroke.
Yeah, that's an interesting technique.
You ever like? What's your method for a
backstroke? I'd probably go under the.
Thought lay on my back and slur my words.
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Like you're aiming for a dart. Board, isn't it?
A little bit of a lean to it. Hit yourself in the ankle.
So many thoughts just flashed into my head trying to like
organize them in a manner that is digestible.
One of them was my great grandpacould do a proper backstroke
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because his arms were so long. The way my grandpa would
describe his dad, I never met him.
He died like the year before I was born.
But the way my grandpa describedhim, he said that his knuckles
dragged on the ground, which I think was an exaggeration, but
not by much. Yeah, he was big enough that he
kind of hopped off of a roof onetime.
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It sounds like you're describingthe fucking monster from what is
it called Cloverfield. Yeah, yeah, he my grandpa one
time. Are you like one of the
droppings off the monster? Yeah, my grandpa, one time his
dad was on top of a roof re roofin a house and my grandpa was a
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little child little. Baby boy.
Motherfucker and he was mouthingoff to to his dad and my he goes
and he flew off of that roof andhit me so hard.
I was in somebody else's yard. And that's back when we had
land. Like real land.
We had really it was El Reno, that it's not even considered
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property. It's a hole in the ground where
shit flows. Smells like it too.
He was the type of guy so his dad used to work for the city
and paved roads and stuff. Yeah, Grandpa left his Tonka
trucks out on the side of the road one night.
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So his dad buried them under thepavement.
Hell yeah, cool guy. I wish I would have met him.
He would hate me. Actually, I don't know about
that. I don't know how godly his
family was. I feel like the religious aspect
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of my family kind of started with my grandpa.
Like the devotion of it because like his mom was not.
Johnny slept around after her second husband died in the
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nursing home, and at least that's the vibe we got.
She kept introducing us two different boyfriends that she
had, and it was all in like 1 day.
Yeah. And she would refer to them as
her boyfriend. Nice.
Or one of her boyfriends. Yeah.
Yeah, she was interesting. She would drive with her feet
out the window, which I get close to.
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I do take one shoe off and put it on my dashboard.
Yeah, you get way too comfortable in every situation.
It's a problem. Or it's a solution you just
haven't decided yet. Fair.
Yeah. What if I was uncomfortable all
the time? True.
How would you feel? If you're uncomfortable all the
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time, probably better honestly. So you could both be uneasy.
As unease goes, I'm more of a horse than you are, where when
I'm uneasy it equals violence very easily.
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Where you're, as you're more of a dog, you just kind of like
Will Crumple. Interesting.
Or growl like one of the two. You have a shell that you will
retract into specifically so youdon't growl.
OK. Whereas I buck, I buck and I
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kick and I bite. Dude I saw a a bull riding type
rodeo vent. Except I think they were
practicing 'cause there weren't spectators OK?
And instead of a bull, it was a horse.
And so they let the guy out of the shoot.
Bronco riding, whatever I think.No one cares, Russell.
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I come from a bull riding family.
I do. My uncle is a professional bull
rider and both of his sons are Professional Bull Riders.
I know, I know. And I saw like one of the
funniest things I'd it thought never occurred to me, 'cause I'd
never seen it happen. Yeah, but the horse bucked about
8 times and then like stood there for a second.
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It's like, wait a minute, I don't.
I don't have to do this. And then he like turned and just
bit the ankle of the guy. Roddy.
So that is Oh yeah. That's an option.
That I think that is a method oflike breaking a horse is you
literally fucking let like you don't let them buck, you get on
them and control them till they literally just quit you.
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Like when they say breaking, you're literally breaking the
spirit of the horse when you make a horse rideable.
It's really sad to watch cause like what did my grandpa would
teach me 'cause we had two horses grown up at his place and
they were assholes. They were the only horses that
had personalities in the world. No other horse has personality.
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They're all soulless bug creatures.
Yep and I hate them but I'm not a big fan.
I don't like horses. I I think that they are useless
and I think. And you had the penis envy.
If we didn't just as a culture like them, yes, If we didn't
just like as a culture like horses, they would have gone
extinct. I.
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Mean they have utility. They don't, and.
There's a lot of meat. They don't have utility that
isn't replaced by literally anything else that we've already
made. I mean, by today's standard,
yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
OK, OK, we're on. The same like we don't need them
as a society. It's accurate, yeah.
Yeah. But when the famine strikes,
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it's a big stake. That's true.
But anyway, these horses were semi broken but they had like a
lot of attitudes so when you would get on them they wouldn't
want you to go or move like theywouldn't want you on there and
they would they wouldn't buck, they would just stand there.
They just make it so boring. Yeah, and if they started like a
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black? Chick letting you sleep with her
for the first time? Yeah.
Just lazy and every other time. And then you guys get married
and she still likes you the so she doesn't.
It hasn't happened yet, but I'm not.
I'm not wishing that on you, Russell.
I'm just putting that as a generality.
It is in my future. So when they would like get
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angry and just start like yanking on the reins and shaking
their head and stuff, what you would do is you take their reins
and you pull it back as far as you can.
So their head is literally like touching your knee and you just
make them walk in a circle for like 5 straight minutes.
That's just abuse. But that's what people, that's
how you, you have to abuse a horse to get it to do what
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you're wanting it to do. They're not made to be
domesticated. Like a spouse, almost.
Exactly like his spouse, actually.
Yeah, yeah. Your wife just makes you walk.
When the sandwich is moist and tastes like Clorox when you
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share it with your friend at lunch, you go home and you hit
her. Or you do what you do which is
just gas like the fuck out of her.
Which is fucking awesome. I would recommend.
I told my wife about that and she goes.
He is a horrible human. Being don't care, you said.
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That's her opinion. Yeah, Oh.
Great. Doesn't matter to me in the
slightest. Worst part is my wife was like
taking care of me. Yeah, tell them.
Tell them the story. What happened?
It's a little fuzzy, but we weresitting down to eat after I was
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working on my car after she helped me work on my car because
she has tiny hands which are fucking awesome because they
make your Dick look huge. And there it is.
We I'm gonna ignore that Ms. Balloon.
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Anyhow, we sat down, she broughtmy beer in from the garage and
she got me a backup because we were eating and watching TV.
She brought herself 2 beers and we were just watching TV, eat
and drinking. She goes to clear out the table
to clear the empties, grabs mine.
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Sorry. She grabs both of hers and one
of mine. And then when she steps out to
throw it away, I down it and shebrings back like two more, one
for her, one for myself. And so like, I drink 1 casually
in front of her and then I ask her like, were you trying to
like clear all the empty ones? And she's like, yeah, I was
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like, what about that one? She's like, what do you?
And 'cause she'd picked it up tocheck before and it was like
full. Yeah.
So I'd slam that, put it back down.
And so she grabs that one and then goes back.
And when she comes back, by thatpoint in time, I like drank
another one. By this time I've already eaten
a full meal and I just slammed 2beers at this point.
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I asked her when she comes back again.
He's like, when were you gonna grab the empties?
And she's like, I already did. Like she could tell she was
already questioning herself. And she picks up my other can
and it's already empty and she'slike what the fuck is going?
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I think I also drank hers too 'cause.
It was partially drank last time.
And so like, Oh my God, she was like losing her mind.
She's like, there's no fucking way I'm losing it.
It's like, yeah, I drank all the.
It's like just now this is like within the span of like 6-6
seconds for the last one. Yeah.
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It was just ridiculous. Awful human being, that poor
woman. I will make sure that her car is
run fantastically for the rest of our days, but fuck she will
earn every single convenience that Ioffer.
Yeah, well, that is how a marriage should be.
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Inconvenient. Yep, I just got something very
funny. Speaking of darts from the
backstroke before she and I went.
To like penises. Yeah, you don't remember my
technique for the backstroke. You go under the thigh and you
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act like you're throwing darts, like you're.
Aiming at? Oh, yes, yes.
So she and I went to a bar with our bass player.
Still don't know who that is, bythe way.
That's fine. You've been going through a lot.
So you couldn't go to our last meet up and I'd met 2 dudes.
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I'd never hung out with him before in my life.
Our bass player, his wife, girlfriend, whatever and my wife
and. No ringing a bell?
That's fine. So we got a bar they have Paul.
Oh wait, you told me he's the Wiccan guy, right?
I accused him of being a Wiccan last week.
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I could see you saying somethinglike that OK, but I.
One of the nobodies at the tablenext to us at your reception.
No. Oh, OK.
I don't know. Oh, that was the guy with the
car. It doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter truthfully. So after their gamma pool we had
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2-3 drinks. I step outside to take a phone
call and I come back and we're playing like a gamma darts.
Me and my wife versus 2 new dudes versus our bass player and
his girlfriend wife. And we were like really far
behind 'cause my wife was just so like timid and she's like, I
don't know how to play. And so she like wasn't putting
effort. She was like scared to try
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'cause you don't want to fail infront of people, which I guess
is the thing. And I come back from the phone
call and like we're pretty closein points.
We're like last throw away. We're all even which was like
like that's fucking weird. And they're like, she did so
good. She hit three bulls eyes.
And I I knew that was the crack of shit.
And I just played along like that's funny.
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And then I asked the guy like, Idon't, I'm not very familiar
with darts. So like this is the one where
you're trying to hit zero. You don't want to go over right?
I was like, yeah, you don't wantto bust.
Like he corrected me. He's like, yeah, you don't want
to bust. Like, alright, cool.
Like you're wrong. I do want to bust but and so
anyway they go through theirs and then it's our turn and my
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wife's like you go ahead and go.I want last time and I was like
OK I grabbed my 3 darts and I literally 0 it out totally by
accident. I wish it was on purpose.
It would be so much fucking cooler.
And everyone's like stops and turns and looks at me and you're
like, you motherfucker. Like hitting all the bull's
eyes. I hit the exact score.
Oh nice. Like if I would hit a bull's
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eye, I. Would I don't know how to play
darts so. Yeah, same.
Fucking same. Very cool and backing
motherfucker. Very wow I was.
Like we shouldn't have helped you win.
It's like, well, it is what it is, accidental skill.
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What's happening today? You ever played butt darts,
Russell? I don't think so, Yeah.
You wouldn't remember it. I take it you and I played once?
Absolutely not. Butt darts is a Cosby activity.
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I don't get it. Your dart is a Wiener.
So today you told me you don't know the Burger King crown guy.
I don't know the exact scenario,I think you've mentioned him
twice. He's a hero of mine.
OK, let's just. Asperger King Guy.
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Crown guy. Oh, that's disappointing.
This guy. You never seen that guy before?
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Nope. I want to know what's happening
here. Oh, OK.
It's just the reflection. I thought he was grueling.
Calm. Why not both?
Have your way. I this is disappointing that it
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didn't come out dude. Like remind me of the Burger
King after you get to the point of.
This OK, let's see if nobody take your shit.
Take the fuck out of my sink. Kick the.
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*** bitch off the flash. Yeah, he like turned and looked
at another pass. He was like, you know what I
mean? You know exactly what I said.
I'm going to say it again. You were all thinking it, guys.
So just they're loud. Oh, man.
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Yeah, He's out there with the I want to shake your hand guy.
Yeah, I want to shake your hand.Very cool guy.
Speaking of Burger King. Yeah, Speaking of cool guy
Burger King. So I went to my brother in law's
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house for Halloween. Not married, but OK.
You're the one who referred to him as my brother-in-law.
I think I referred to him as your sister in law's girlfriend.
Thank you for the correction. Boyfriend that.
Definitely edges the story forward.
You're welcome. Get married, shit or get off the
pot. And by pot, I mean your
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sister-in-law. I don't want to marry my
sister-in-law. I'm good.
OK, So anyway, any what to the Howard?
Go ahead, Russell. I said anyhooser, just fucking
finish your story. It's.
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Clearly your turn. I misread the situation.
I thought it was my turn to talk.
It's yours. That's my bad.
I'm uncomfortable, Russell. Go ahead.
Tell me about your gay brother-in-law at Burger King.
I'd love to when it's my turn. All right.
I surrender my time. Is that what they say in the
yeah, in the business? It's the City Council meetings,
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yeah. I yield back my time so the
gentlelady has three seconds allright.
The chair recognizes the black man from the ghetto.
And what I said was, so we went to this Halloween party at not
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my brother in law's house, and there were some characters there
that were not from my direct circle.
And by that I mean me and my wife.
They were normal looking people.Definitely not.
Oh well then they fit in. Looked.
Like they should have been in mycircle and he was the
problematic 1. Interesting that tends to happen
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with the people that that are inyour circle that they all look
like that. So me, my wife are guitar
player, not the bass guitarist, they're guitar player.
I think that my guitar player's girlfriend fiance.
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I know that one. She's very nice.
She is went to my brother-in-law, not brother in
It doesn't matter. It's irrelevant.
We go there, we're hanging out, we get there a little early,
we're just digging around. We're drinking, taking shots of
whatever the hell he had. And then other people start to
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filter in. They seem like cool people. 3 or
4 dudes show up, they're congenial, get along pretty
well, enjoying the night, and then like super late in the
evening, I want to say like 11:00, this guy like shows up
and I've had a good experience up until now.
So I'm like alright cool. He's just another one of the
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dudes. He looks like he wants to be the
dungeon master but isn't gifted enough to take that rain from
the group. In DND, no.
Interesting. I pointed at myself because that
is my attitude in all aspects oflife.
But he hasn't earned the the ability or put the time in to
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like become skilled enough to become the dungeon man.
But he's salty about it and he shows up drunk.
He's like already. Drunk so which?
Which you would think would be fine considering everyone else
there has been drinking for quite some time at this point,
but somehow he drove himself there and he was already well
past us. Oh, and and this dude's dressed
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up like in a rubber crown, whichI didn't know they made rubber
crowns, but they do. Like a Burger King crown.
Similar, but it's like. But it wasn't specifically
Burger King related. Right, OK.
And so we were trying to, like we were guessing each other's
outfits all night, 'cause it's fucking Halloween.
And we guessed that like he cameup and he's like, what do you
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think? I am lumpy Princess.
And like, are you supposed to bethe Burger King?
And like he got upset. Lumpy Space Princess And then so
anyway start is that a guitar? Player No.
Well, that's how the Lumpy SpacePrincess talks.
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Just trying to add to the story.I'm just being an hassle at this
point. Our guitar player goes, yeah,
dude, you look exactly like the Burger King.
Like not reading the room, not not being malicious in any
manner. Or whatever.
He's just, he's just a regular. He's the only regular person in
your group of friends. I don't consider myself part of
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that circle. And so this guy, like, gets real
salty and you're just like, walks off.
I was like, I gotta go to the bathroom.
And it's like, OK, cool. So we finish our conversation
and drinks and then the girls gooff to have their own like
conversation and he goes and haunts them.
He's like Stan. It's like a little.
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Too close. Haunts is a good descriptor for
the way people act. Best fucking word.
So you guys can't see this, but you know, like that old way that
people would hold their swords under their arm like this, like
where they were like folded behind them like which is
fucking weird and I don't know why it's.
What kind of sword did he have? He didn't.
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Oh, maybe a skin. Sword skin.
Dagger But he was standing like that.
He was like he was. Like holding his beer like too
high. So he's, so he's like very
socially. Yeah.
OK. So the chair is where the ladies
are sitting. They're like talking like this.
And he stands like right here. He's like holding the beer, like
really high like. He's not scared.
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Maybe, probably probably doesn'texcuse anyway, they start
getting they've been drinking all night, they start getting
emotional and crying and then this guy's get getting mad and.
Like somebody's getting emotional and crying at a
Halloween party and you're mad at this guy.
I'm not mad at anyone. I'm doing my own thing.
I do not care. I'm sorry but the villain so far
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in the story is the guys crying or ladies cry still.
So they they. Pooping on the party is a like
sin. Everyone has their own strife in
their relationships. It's it happens.
You have ebbs and flows. Bring it up some other time.
Yeah, they don't have the socialskills to know that.
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That's not an appropriate time to talk about.
People in your friend group don't have social skills.
They don't look like it. They didn't.
They proceeded to talk about it and like air this poor guy's
like dirty laundry and he's likehe's trying.
You can tell he's trying. He just like misses some stuff.
Not not the Burger King. But anyway this guy is getting
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mad on behalf of the ladies thatare crying and like starts like
pacing. White Knight.
Yep, exactly. But he's supposed to be the
king, not the knight. Yeah, the king beats a hoe.
So he starts like pacing around there getting mad.
He's like working himself up in.His pacing is crazy.
Yes, pacing is fucking crazy. And so like me and the other
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guys that were just standing there drinking, like I turn and
like, I'm noticing this stuff. I've been watching because I I
was already getting some fuckingred flags.
Been watching, I get it. And, and I like visibly, like, I
physically like turn my shoulders and point it and
everyone's like locked in on me 'cause they could tell like
something's off. And then they all turn and look
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and they see this guy pacing like a fucking caged tiger.
And then he turns and sees me staring at him and then all the
other guy's eyes staring at him.And then he just gets mad and he
like walks out the back door. And I have no clue what's going
on, but I see some like someone's fucking pacing behind
my wife. That's a problem.
I'm not just. Gonna fucking predators do.
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And so anyhow, he goes out, I'm assuming he like got a bad call
or whatever. He comes back in a little bit
later and he's just like silent.He just like puts his back up
against the fridge and the people have to ask him to move
out of the way so they can get adrink.
He's like, you mind if I get by you?
He's like, I bet you don't mind shit.
And he would say like off stuff like that.
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Like, somehow less cool, though.Yeah.
And he's, like, slurring this man's talking and cursive, and
everyone laughs. And I was like, yeah, yeah.
And after a while, like, he juststares one guy down.
He's like, you got a fucking problem to this guy who's done
nothing wrong, right. One of the sweetest human beings
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I've ever, like, had the pleasure of meeting in my life.
Yeah. This guy's done nothing wrong.
And and I'm like, hey, is everything OK?
He's Yeah, I bet you care. He's just like main character in
the shit. Yeah, yeah, I get it.
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I get it, I get it. I'm on this guy's side so far.
And. I think you're the bully
villain. And I'm like.
Yeah, I care. That's why I asked.
Are you OK? Yeah.
And he's like, and you just lit the fuse and.
He's like, yeah, I'm fine. And then that goes back out of
the backyard again. Yeah.
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I don't know if this man, like, shooting up Everclear or what.
I would. And then he like, comes back in
later and just like stares down another guy.
Yeah. And starts getting in his face.
Picking targets I understand. He's doing this to multiple
people. He hasn't done this to me.
Well, 'cause he knows who the big guy in the room is.
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And so, like, this is the secondtime I asked him like, dude, are
you OK? He's like, yeah, I'm fine.
You know, it's just them. It's just those, you know, that
type. And he's like, no, I don't know
that type. What are you talking about?
Is everything OK? He's like, you know that type.
And he's like, inferring that I have information that I don't
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have access to. He's like, do we need to go to
another room so you can tell me what's going on?
He's like, yeah, man. And then he just stays there.
Like he doesn't like lead us to another room.
I'm like, all right, man. Well, do you need a drink or
something? You want some water?
He's like, no, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm
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good. And I don't know if he's like in
a feedback loop and that's why he's.
Repeating or good? Yeah.
Was like, well, I'm going to getyou some water, buddy.
And so I go and I, I come back and then he's picking a fight
with our guitarist now. And he like he pushed our
guitarist and that is a mistake.Yeah, this guy's got a.
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He's a big. Dude, very very small few.
Too. And like it was one of the few
times like he he's like he got like nudged into the wall.
He's been drinking but he like rolls his back off the wall and
he like he turns and looks at melike I'm giving him permission.
And he's like. He has like a psychotic smile.
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I'm like no go. Get out of here.
And so he's like, all right, man.
And then he walks, like, too close to the guy and then grabs
another beer out of the fridge. And then he leaves.
Yeah. He's lucky it wasn't Donald.
That is who I'm talking. About.
Oh, I thought our guitarist was the one in the Air Force, which
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is not threatening. I understand, but no.
No, he's, he's for my other project.
OK, main project. Yeah, that's crazy.
So if you guys go back and listen to Conspiracy Prism, I
don't remember what episode thatis.
It's that guy. That's that guy is OK.
So I thought it was a different guy.
That guy has the shortest fuse imaginable.
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I watched him beat up a child. Yeah, jokingly, but it didn't
look like it. Yeah, he gets it and fights for
fun. He would do that habitually.
This guy is a oil rig guy, yes. Roughneck.
Yeah. He fights machines for a living.
Yes, that's just scary, motherfucker.
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Think the bassist for corn. No, you mean Metallica?
Probably. No, I mean the bassist for corn
just in scary looks alone. Yeah, and he's incredibly fit.
He's a bulkier dude. Yeah, and he's and he doesn't
wear eyeliner. Yeah, it's, it's a problem.
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And I'm like, no, no, no, 'causeI, I know that like this other
guy's like super drunk. Yeah.
And it doesn't matter how drunk.That just made the story a lot
more interesting. Donald will like, tear someone's
neck open and drink out of the artery.
Yeah, if you ever seen the movieSisu, it's like John Wick, but
it's like Swedish. But a guy who's like running or
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fighting. He's John wicking Nazis.
Yeah, which is super not based, by the way.
There's a scene where he is, he hides in this pond and they,
like, open fire on the pond or whatever, and they go out on
like a little boat and he, like,Jaws pulls somebody into the
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water, slits their throat and sucks the air out of their lungs
to get to, like, stay on their own.
Yeah. It's like the coolest thing I've
ever seen. Yeah.
This is like, that's the type ofshit this guy would do.
Yeah. And so anyway, like, he like,
like, brushes, like, uncomfortably close to this
drunk guy. Yeah.
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And grabs a beer. He's like, you have fun now and
then. Oh, God.
He's like, why would you antagonize it?
But of course he would antagonize it because it's him.
Yeah. And like, dude, you need some
water. And he's like, I don't want your
fucking water. Yeah.
And he's like, OK, then what do we do here?
Like, how can we calm this down?What's going on?
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What did he do? What did he say?
He's like, I don't even want to talk about it.
And like, and Donald's fiance was like right there.
And I'm like, what happened? Like what?
What's going on? He's like nothing, literally
nothing happened. They didn't even say anything to
each other. I don't know what prompted this.
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And so this is like the third person that he's done it to at
this point. OK.
And so I go and I talk to my notbrother-in-law, and I'm like, is
this guy good? Because I don't know him.
He knows him. He's like, yeah, he's an old
friend. From I was going to say please
tell me that he has no idea who this guy is.
I thought he was with you. That would be crazy.
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That would make a lot more. Sense just as fucking St.
Walker he. Came in for free booze, Yeah,
even though he's already pissed drunk.
Yeah, well, they all are. So he's like, yeah, he's good,
man. Let me talk to him.
He's like, all right, man. You're not brother-in-law is not
a let me talk to him guy. He's the guy who you go.
I think I got this covered. You're not serious as a.
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Person, he's not, but I, I figured he would get a better
response to me because I'm just a stranger to this guy.
Like, maybe he can understand what the fuck's happening.
Yeah, he's like, yeah, everything's fine now, man.
He's good. He's good.
He just, he just had a lot to drink.
To describe you're not brother-in-law, he's a really,
really energetic Asian kid and Iemphasis on like the kid part,
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like very kid like energy. I would love this guy.
He's awesome, but not the type of guy you want to solve this
problem. It's not my house.
Yeah. No, you're not.
In charge here. I get that.
So anyway, he says it's all good.
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Yeah, like all right. And then I want to say about 3
minutes later he like slaps the cup out of another dude like
Marks hand and he's like a he's like a pit bull looking dude
another. Mark or a guy named Mark.
A guy named Mark. Oh, it's like.
Another guy, OK. And I watched that whole
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interaction. He walked up to him and then
slapped the cup. So I know nothing happened.
At this point. It's like, yeah, dude, you need
to go lay down. I like, walk up.
You need to get some water. You need to lay down.
And he's like, no, I'm good. He's like, what do you mean
you're good? And I'm looking at him and he's
like, Mark is pissed. He's like wiping shit off of
him. And he's like, wanting to drive
his knuckles through this guy's face.
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Yeah. And it's like, you need to go,
you go lay down. You need to fucking sleep this
off. This is a problem.
Go to your cage. He's like, no, I no, and he's
like starts asking people like, do you want to do you want to do
this? You want to fight.
And he's like, dude, no one wants to fucking fight you here,
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go lay down, drink some fucking water.
So he start now he's like he, I,he was actually picking a fight
before Now he's saying it. Yeah, because no one's getting
his air quote hints. And I'm like, you can't.
I'm not like me and my wife needto go or he needs to go.
Yeah. And he's like, I don't know
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what's going on with him. He's like, I thought you said he
was good. Like yeah, he said he was good.
Turns out he didn't only say I'mgood to me 8 times.
He also said it too. Yeah, my not brother-in-law.
Dude's obviously not good. And so I'm like, hey, man, you
need to come outside with me real quick.
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And he's like, do you want some too?
He's like, no, no one wants to fight you.
We need to walk outside real quick 'cause I don't want to say
what I'm going to say to you in front of all these people.
Yeah. And then other people, like the
ladies finally started, like, toturn around.
And I don't know how the fuck they didn't have, like, the hair
on the back of their neck standing up 'cause like, there
was a lot of tension, but he's like, all right, man, 'cause
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everyone's looking at him now. So he's like, guilted into going
outside. He's like, we can't do this.
We can't do. You're not doing this in front
of my wife. That's not acceptable behavior.
You're over here picking fights with people.
You're not even articulating to me what happened that prompted
this. And he's like, I know, man.
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He's like, OK, so if you know. Just just NPC behavior to the
Max. Just a guy.
So like, if you know this stuff,then what's going on, at least
tell me what's going on so I canunderstand.
He's like, and he's just exasperate.
He's just, he, he can't be bothered to come up with a
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reason because there isn't a legitimate reason.
Yeah, he's like, if you can't tell me why you're upset, we're
going to call you an Uber so youcan go home.
I'd tell him to drive home and. He's like, no, I'll just, I'll,
I don't, I don't want to leave. He's like, you can't be here
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right now. I'm not letting you get back in
this house. He's like, but my keys are.
And then like Donald happened tocome out like right at the time.
He's like, hey, grab, grab this guy's keys.
And, and I, I tell him, like, what do they look like?
What do they look like? He's like, no, I, I know, I know
where I can come grab him. He's like, you're not getting
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back in this house. I'm not letting you in this
house. And you're in the backyard.
Oh, I'm in the front. Yard, OK, I was going to say,
backyard is not a good place to not let somebody back in.
No, no, I put, I took him out tothe front yard.
He's like, I'm not letting you physically in this house.
Yeah, he's like, and tell me youunderstand that?
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Tell me you know what I'm sayingright now.
He's like, yeah, I know. I'm not going back in.
He's like, OK. And then Donnie grabs the key
and took it out there, and he's just, like, walking around in
circles, like, well, can I get some water?
He's like, dude, I tried to offer you water three times if
you want. Yeah, if you want water, you're
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gonna have to get it at your house.
And he's like, where do you live?
Give me your address. I will get you an Uber, and I
will get you home right now. And then I told my wife to grab
my phone and, like, open up the Uber app when we're getting it
ready. And he's like, I don't want to
go, man. I don't want to leave.
He's like, you can't be here right now.
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Yeah. It's either you leave in the
Uber or a police car. Yeah, or an ambulance.
And so he's like, I just need tocool off.
I just need to cool off. Can I have my key?
He's like, are you driving away?He's like, no, I'm not going to
drive away. He's like, I have your license
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plate. Are you driving away?
He's like, no, I just need to lay low for a minute.
And so he goes and gets in his car for about 20 seconds, pops
back out and starts trying to come back into the house.
Like, man, I got to pee. He's like I.
Don't care, I'm. Not letting you in this house.
I can't be any more clue with you.
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I am not letting you in this house.
And he's like, and then by this point, the other guys started
coming out because they needed to see what was going on.
So like me, Donnie, and then theother guys and I told them to
like, stay on the fucking porch.Yeah, like, I turned out like,
stay on the fucking porch. Yeah.
Because I don't want this to be worse than it needs to be.
He's like, I, I think I need to go, man.
It's like, yeah, OK, great. What's your address?
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What's your address so I can getyou home?
He's like, no, I'm good. He's like you told me you were
good like 30 times in. There I know.
You're not good. Now what's?
Your I think your definition of good means bad buddy.
And then he like, he just like stopped talking because he's
trying to come up with a reason or a way to talk his way out of
this. And I don't care how drunk I am
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when I'm at that point. It's sobering.
Yeah, you're not going to fucking talk your way out of it.
And so he's like, I'm going to sit back in my car again and he
like starts his car and he's like, I'm just like turning
your, I put my arms on the side.What are you, what are you
doing? He's like, it's, it's hot out
here. I just need some AC was like,
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alright dude. And he sits in there for like 5
minutes. He rolls down the windows and
looks at like the group of ladies and like, like shakes his
head and like puts his face in his hands.
And then he looks at me and likehe looks kind of scared at this
point. And I, I don't know if I'm doing
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it actively. Like I'm probably clenching my
jaw at this point. I'm probably like, like wrapping
my knuckles. This motherfucker puts the the
car in gear and just drives off.And it's like, I, I turned like
my brother in law's finally, like outside.
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Yeah. He's like, are we What's you're
just going to let this guy drivedrunk?
Yeah, easy. Your friend or not?
Like, do you? I don't think he's going to be
OK. Yeah.
He's like, he's fine, man. He's like, all right, whatever.
Yeah. And I just go back inside the
fucking Burger King, dude. Did he?
He tried to have it his way instead of letting anyone else
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have a good time or some semblance of it.
I think Have It Your Way is trademarked, but I want that to
be the title of the episode. Did you get an update on the
guy? Did he go home and kill himself?
Because that's like the end result of that scenario for most
guys. We went back over there the next
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week for something and I was like, did that guy survive?
Like, is he good? And he's like a trooper.
Stopped him on the highway and followed him home.
What the fuck? He got out.
He got out of the way. He's like, he had a government
job and like he couldn't afford to lose it.
And apparently he had another. He had he was married, but he
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was like gross hovering over allthe women.
There, Yeah. And I guess it was like a mail
order bride situation where, like, she didn't speak very much
English and they had a kid together and she hated him.
And so he didn't feel welcome there.
And so that was like one of the first times that he'd been like.
Out. Yeah, in a while.
And so like, I guess he was nervous about it.
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Yeah. And so he, like, he drank before
he came to the party, Yeah. And felt like.
I know what that's like. One of his friends ladies was
being wronged by his old friend.OK.
And so he like, got super mad about it, got it like he wanted
to be a hero, I guess in that situation, 'cause he.
Yeah, but he wasn't in his own life.
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Yeah, Yeah. So I'm stuck on the trooper
following him home. How did that like, so the
trooper pulled him over? Yep.
Talked to him. Yep.
Knew that he was drunk because he followed him home.
I guess he caught him super close to his house, I don't
know. That doesn't matter, He.
Should have been in the drunk tank for sure, but.
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If he was that drunk, yeah, yeah, that's crazy.
Dude was talking in cursive, it was a problem.
That's that's I mean, that's fucking crazy.
Jesus, I don't like that at. All I'm going to slap you.
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I didn't think about it, but yeah.
Except for Tracy. So that was my Burger King Crown
Guy experience. That's fucked up, He.
Didn't say anything racist or. Say to you, yeah, he's a
defender of women. He's not gonna say anything
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sexist other than they can't fend for themselves.
I know for a fact, because all male feminists are predators.
Yeah, this is a fact. I mean, his wife couldn't even
push him off of her, so yeah. The mail order bride situation
like. Like when they said, when he
said that to me afterwards, I was like, that lines up with my
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entire. So as far as the government job
goes, did he tell you what it was?
You don't have to say it if it'slike, revealing, but I'm
concerned. I want to know what the fuck
that means because I don't like that I'm paying him money.
This was before Elon came in, sohe might have gotten fired.
Yeah. I don't know.
That's good. Yeah, he probably works for the
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FAA because that's most government jobs here.
Probably. We don't really have like the
mirror building is the federal building, but that's all law
enforcement and it's gone. Yep.
So I don't know, I don't know where that guy is.
Dude, he could have been eaten. Donnie is.
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He's the type of guy who's waiting for an excuse.
Yeah. He tries to be super nice
because that's what's requested of him.
By Well, he is a sweetheart, yeah, but it's.
He enjoys inflicting pain on others.
Yeah, especially when they deserve it.
Yeah, again, just. Waiting for that excuse.
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That's that's, that's a dangerous place to be.
That's how drunk this man was. This guy was not physically
imposing. I'm telling I'm he looks like a
runner up dungeon master for DND.
Like whatever stereotype you need to apply is probably
accurate. Oh my God, that's insane.
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By the way, this is giving me more motivation to move around
than anything you've ever done. Having this feed up I look
awful. At least you're wearing a dark
shirt that's a little bit more flattering.
I can see my boobs. Yeah.
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We have a Ring camera in here and for security purposes, yeah.
And I pulled it up because I'm flirting with the idea of if
this is a good enough unrevealing angle to start
recording video, you know? So I just wanted to throw it up
there to see what it looked likeagain, 'cause I saw it the other
day, 'cause we could just recordthe feed on OBS, you know?
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Yeah. And I thought it looked nice,
but, well, not specifically. I thought it looked not nice.
And I I like that. It fit the aesthetic, yeah.
Emphasis on the ass. And I like that a lot, but crazy
awkward position that I'm sitting in.
Yeah, it's the opposite of the fucking Myspace angle.
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I don't know what that is. Oh wait, no, it's an enhanced
like Myspace angle how women would like.
Fucking put their phones up hereand.
Which if the if the advanced Myspace angle doesn't even work
on us, we have a problem. Yeah, well, it's not at the
right angle. The angle isn't height.
It's also the angle part of it that matters too.
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Russell, I'm not a woman. I'm sorry.
I. Know I'm not a woman either, but
I used to look awesome and take lots of pictures of it.
Like a woman. Yeah, and send them to various
women before I was tamed. Before she locked it down.
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My case is broken. I dude, mine too.
The fucking ear right here. Fucking flip that out.
Flip that out with your. Oh that's fucked.
No, mine's the hard part. Huh?
Broke off. It's been like that for a while.
I just like snapped it back on. I'd say that I got my money's
worth out of mine, though. It's lasted.
For some, yeah, me too. This this case that's
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specifically made for guys with motorcycles, I've gotten my
money's worth out of it because I specifically don't have
motorcycle. Russell, fix your ACI.
Don't want to, it's not worth it.
Do you know how much it takes for me to get out of bed on
Saturdays? Probably everything you have and
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then so yeah, everything you have and then some of what your
wife has. To get you out of the only
reason that I'm able to get out of bed and go to work is the
specific threat of starvation. You live with your folks.
You could eat. They they wouldn't let her
starve. Yeah, I want to make that clear.
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And my parents wouldn't let me starve either.
But there is an embarrassment ofjust living there anyway.
Well, for sure, so and also her mom gets on this Fen for
yourself thing, which is perfectly fine, but it's very
irritating and annoying when it happens.
Like last night. She goes, tonight's left
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overnight, go find something. If you don't, then you won't eat
that. She sent that to everybody in
the house. Oh is a text?
Yeah. Fuck yeah.
That's so non confrontational. I love that.
Yeah, wow, that's. Exactly your mother-in-law.
Yeah, dude, she, I tried to leave the house to go to the
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hospital the other day to go seemy dad.
I texted my mom that I was leaving the threshold of the
house at that moment. And then I was on my way.
And my mother-in-law stops me. And it was right after we bombed
Tehran. Yeah.
And she had a lot to say. And I'm just like, lady, I don't
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enjoy what's happening either. This is not what I didn't vote
for because I did not vote. Yeah, but she doesn't know that.
I do have her convinced that I voted for Kamala Harris.
How on earth did you pull the wool of her eyes that.
Hard. So before the thing the election
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she got, they both got really mad at me when they found out
that I was not going to vote. You didn't even like have the
energy and motivation to take a shit for an entire weekend
because you weren't at work. That's how the hell did you.
Convince them that you got out and voted.
Crocodile tears Let me tell the story.
So they yelled at me for a good hour and a half.
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This was my in laws. OK.
He mostly just kind of sat thereand shook his head.
She was very upset that I wasn'tvoting, knowing full well who I
would have voted for, like had Idone that.
The reason I wasn't voting is because it would be illegal.
I did not have a proper registration in the jurisdiction
that I was living. So I would have to lie and go to
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Nichols Hills to vote because that's where I was registered at
the time. And because I used to be rich
and so the and I don't particularly enjoy voting when
the lesser of two evils thing is, that's like the oldest way
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to describe what a cop out is. And it's bad.
It's just bad. There's no argument you'll ever.
I sat for 2 1/2 hours listening to people tell me their reasons
as to why they think I'm wrong. There is not a person in the
world that can convince me that choosing the lesser of two evils
when you don't have to choose atall is better.
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It's just not. You don't have to just shoot for
like, vote. For the I'm not.
I'm not voting for the pedophilewho wants to lower the age of
consent. I do not ride for the
Libertarian party. I ride for libertarianism.
I don't. I will not vote for anybody the
Libertarian party puts up. They're always bad.
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I'm registered as a libertarian solely so I don't have to
register as either of the other two.
It's more of a meme. So, Russell, we're always going
to lose. That is kind of the point of the
Libertarian Party. But why can't we just be the
voice of reason and vote someone?
Because it's a fucking party andit's goes against libertarianism
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to have a political party. That's why it's such a mess.
The only reason I'm not independent so I can vote in
primary it was. A.
Pedophile. I don't know.
Somebody said that, But mostly because he's gay and looks like
that. No, mostly because he's gay and
looks like that. And I don't trust anybody with
the last name Oliver. Anyway, as I was saying.
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So they sat me down for a good hour and a half.
This was when I told you that she accused me of saying of.
She accused me of accusing her of being a liar.
And the sentence she was referring to is she's talking
about something. And she said the exact opposite
of a specific truth of an event that took place.
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I don't remember what it was, but I go, that's not what
happened either. You're lying to me or you don't
know what happened and I know you're not a liar.
So let me explain this. That's the words that I said.
Not a really great sentence, butit was getting really heated and
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she broke down in tears and to this day says that I called her
a liar. Did any part of that sentence
refer to her as me calling her aliar?
Or did the sentence define how Idon't think she's a liar by
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saying the words I don't think you're a liar.
So anyway. So anyway, hour and a half of
this type of shit goes by and eventually I just kind of start
breaking down in semi real exhaustion tears but also
utilizing my exhaustion to push tears out and say you've
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convinced me. I will go vote.
And then I just told them that Ivoted for Kamala Harris because
I don't care. Who'd you get your sticker from?
I didn't get one. Because you didn't vote.
No, it's the dumbest thing in the world.
And so yeah. And but anyway, so yeah, she for
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25 minutes, I'm trying to go seemy dad at the hospital and she's
yelling at me about a guy I don't particularly love doing a
thing that I absolutely despise,which is adding to bullshit and
which I think it turned out OK, which I mean, it has always in
the past, but it just is extremely annoying.
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And she brought up the assassination that took place
during the Kings protest, the NoKings protest last weekend or
the weekend before in Minnesota,where that guy killed a state
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senator, her husband and anotherstate senator or shot another
state senator. Did you hear about that?
Yeah. So right before all that
happened, she was, She voted no on a bill that would give
illegal immigrants feel free healthcare, something like that.
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It was it was the bill was aboutproviding free health care for
illegals in the state of Minnesota.
And she along with like two other people, the other two
people that got shot, voted against that with a bunch of
Republicans. She is Democrat, very Liberal
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Democrat. The other two people are as
well. It's Minnesota and this guy
dressed as a cop kitted out his car to look like a cop car, went
to her house, shot her and her husband, killed them both, went
to another person's house, shot him and later was apprehended by
the police. My mother-in-law heard that two
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Democrats were shot and just decided that Trump's mob
connections. Hired a guy to kill 66 to kill
some Democrats. Yeah, let me break this down for
you. The guy that shot those two
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people shot two people that specifically voted in a
Republican manner. OK.
The guy was hired by Tim Waltz, the Democrat governor of
Minnesota, to be on a specific board for like union issues.
(01:00:34):
It's a it's like some union labour board.
The only evidence that we have of him having any right leaning
tendencies is his fat roommate who definitely never met.
This guy says that he is to watch Alex Jones.
This guy does not know why. Can't we leave Alex Jones?
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Alone because he's the scapegoatfor all political violence but
anyway, so he's. Too fat to be Jesus?
This guy also had a bunch of No Kings protest Flyers in his car,
a stack of them in a very orderly, nice polished stack
because he fucking printed them out and was going to hand them
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out or they were planted to lookthat way.
Like I'm saying that specifically he had these and
they looked in a way as if he was not collecting them to get
rid of them because he was against the protest he got.
It was staged in a way where it looked like he was taking part
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in this protest, which is a left-leaning thing.
So out of all of those things, just because two Democrats got
shot, she is screaming at me about how our president hired a
man to kill 2 Democrats. This is the type of shit that I
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deal with every day. Like.
Susan, I got to go see my dad. I don't know if this is the last
time. Yeah, literally, that's how it
felt. Susan, please I I need to go.
It was. So annoying.
I love you. I would love to have this
conversation at another time. I I need to go?
It was so annoying. And by the time this episode
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comes out, we may know more. I know that, like his.
She's right. I mean, so it's a possibility,
but the timing of the vote taking place, the way that these
people voted, and then also it'sa motive.
Yeah. So why kill the only right
leaning Democrats, right? Like, that would be crazy like
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that. The specific targeting is
extremely coincidental. Yeah, hold on.
My wife is calling me. Hello.
So, yeah, it may come out that Donald Trump hired a man to wear
a bald guy mask and dress up as a cop and kill these two people,
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but it wouldn't make any sense. But no, I mean, actually, I was
going to say nothing. He does make sense.
But doing exactly what the government of Israel says is
extremely predictable. But you could see the
frustration on that man's face during that interview when he
got off the, I think he, like, had just gotten off the
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helicopter. And he's like, they don't know
what the fuck they're doing. Dude, that is Meme.
Oh, it was fucking awesome. I've seen like three of them and
they're all so fucking hilarious.
Yeah, when I watched that initial video, I was like, thank
you. Yeah, this is just a regular
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person now. Like he's so.
Frustrated. This is so sincere.
This is genuine. It was fucking awesome.
They're. Doing stupid stuff.
It's one of the rare times whereI I think, like Trump, he may
not have his finger on the pulseof America right now, yeah, but
he's definitely saying what we're all thinking.
Right after doing what we all begged him not to.
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Oh my gosh, It it felt good. Yeah, it felt good.
It it's just fucking. I said this in the chat earlier,
but that entire region of the world just needs to be turned
into trinitite. Is that?
What happens when? Yeah, the other word for that is
nuclear glass. Agreed.
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It's named after the Trinity testing site.
What do you think Russellite would look like?
Probably smell like sulfur a little bit.
It would smell like what Piedmont smells like right now,
which is just raw sewage. Just like imagining a flock of
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ducks flying over. Like they just.
They just. Descend.
Yeah, it's bad. Like their souls are still
flying, but their bodies just. I don't know what's going on.
It stinks. It's probably the food I've been
feeding you, no? No, no, no, it's not me.
I'm the oh, Piedmont. This the fucking town?
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The Township? Yeah, I think they refer to
themselves as a city, which is hilarious, but yeah, it's
fucking disgusting. They're getting the El Reno on
them. Yeah, yeah, El Reno's looking
nicer and nicer every day in oldheads of the podcast, but now I
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fucking hate that place almost as much as I hate Mark Rober.
Senseless, senseless hatred, Russell.
Nope, it makes a lot of sense. He's evil.
You've yet to give me a good justification for look at him,
OK? He does he not look evil?
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No, and you're going to be like.And that's exactly why he looks.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. So I said does he not look evil?
And you said no, which means that he does look evil.
Whatever hoops you feel you needto jump.
Through I didn't have to jump through any hoops, you jump
through mine. Faggot.
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The end of the episode. Please go look for our things on
the stuff. And check out the T boys, the
low T boys. The High T boys, there's only
one low T boy on there. His name is Mike.
He doesn't like me and. Check out the Chrome Boys.
When he starts to like me, I will.
I will like him, but I don't think he likes me.
He makes fun. He make he makes fun of Doctor
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post nut butter for having friends on discord and I find it
mean it's. Mean spirited.
Yeah, especially when he keeps bringing.
Especially when he keeps bringing up his love for One
Piece. He doesn't get to say that until
the abridged version comes out. That is true.
Yeah, that's true. The abridged version is going to
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be real and based. Yeah, thin ice, buddy.
Whoever low T. Man is yeah the the the original
the original the original 1 is. Drawn out, it's long.
It's cringe cooked and not based.
It's woke. Yes, and I am specifically an
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unwoke goblin hater. Sleeping.
Sleeping like a motherfucker. Yeah, I don't know what that
meant. Love you guys.
Bye. None.
You are now entering the prism. I'm not going to get over.
That I really need you to reallydo like the whole thing, just
the intro and record it so I canactually like not man, there are
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so many things that the N word just would I want to say N word
rig because that is something that I should have been that
I've been allowed to say my entire life and now I just
can't. You should be proud of me though
I before I met you said it in jest a lot.
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Why would you admit that? Because this is the Old
Testament. But since I've met you, out of
respect, even when it comes up in my head, I kind of shame
myself a little bit by going you.
That's just don't say that. What would he think of that?
So you should be proud of me because I could say it and I
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choose not to. And you know.
Do it. Say it.
You could say it. It's not an endorsement or a
pass, but you certainly have theability to say it.
There's this news clip of AI think it was like KCLA or KTLA,
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one of their local news channelsin LA.
There's like a big black guy that does their weather or
something, I don't know, he's atthe table.
And there's this white guy saying something like it's just
a word, you know, blah, blah, blah.
Like, you know the thing that everybody says and he goes fine,
say it. Kind of leak leans back.
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He's like, I mean, I'm not goingto say it now.
And he goes, no, say it, say it.And like, you can tell this guy
is about to fucking die. Under a jury of our peers, how
do you think the guy would do incourt?
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You think the chill black dude would even be?
Of our peers, he would get lynched because he's a black guy
and this is Oklahoma and my peers are racist.
Welcome back to the two person podcast.
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I don't know when this one's going to come out, but we're
recording again. This is being recorded right
after we watched Fish Tank. Why for a little bit.
I just want to give him. I just want to give him context.
Fucking palate cleanse for like.Two, yes, that's all.
That's all I just want to use asa reference for time because
this may come out in like Augustwhen I'm on vacation or it may
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come out next week. I don't know.
But we're just trying to back back stroke.
Yeah, that's an interesting technique.
You ever like? What's your method for a
backstroke? I'd probably go under the.
Thought lay on my back and slur my words.
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Like you're aiming for a dart. Board, isn't it?
A little bit of a lean to it. Hit yourself in the ankle.
So many thoughts just flashed into my head trying to like
organize them in a manner that is digestible.
One of them was my great grandpacould do a proper backstroke
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because his arms were so long. The way my grandpa would
describe his dad, I never met him.
He died like the year before I was born.
But the way my grandpa describedhim, he said that his knuckles
dragged on the ground, which I think was an exaggeration, but
not by much. Yeah, he was big enough that he
kind of hopped off of a roof onetime.
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It sounds like you're describingthe fucking monster from what is
it called Cloverfield. Yeah, yeah, he my grandpa one
time. Are you like one of the
droppings off the monster? Yeah, my grandpa, one time his
dad was on top of a roof re roofin a house and my grandpa was a
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little child little. Baby boy.
Motherfucker and he was mouthingoff to to his dad and my he goes
and he flew off of that roof andhit me so hard.
I was in somebody else's yard. And that's back when we had
land. Like real land.
We had really it was El Reno, that it's not even considered
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property. It's a hole in the ground where
shit flows. Smells like it too.
He was the type of guy so his dad used to work for the city
and paved roads and stuff. Yeah, Grandpa left his Tonka
trucks out on the side of the road one night.
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So his dad buried them under thepavement.
Hell yeah, cool guy. I wish I would have met him.
He would hate me. Actually, I don't know about
that. I don't know how godly his
family was. I feel like the religious aspect
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of my family kind of started with my grandpa.
Like the devotion of it because like his mom was not.
Johnny slept around after her second husband died in the
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nursing home, and at least that's the vibe we got.
She kept introducing us two different boyfriends that she
had, and it was all in like 1 day.
Yeah. And she would refer to them as
her boyfriend. Nice.
Or one of her boyfriends. Yeah.
Yeah, she was interesting. She would drive with her feet
out the window, which I get close to.
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I do take one shoe off and put it on my dashboard.
Yeah, you get way too comfortable in every situation.
It's a problem. Or it's a solution you just
haven't decided yet. Fair.
Yeah. What if I was uncomfortable all
the time? True.
How would you feel? If you're uncomfortable all the
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time, probably better honestly. So you could both be uneasy.
As unease goes, I'm more of a horse than you are, where when
I'm uneasy it equals violence very easily.
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Where you're, as you're more of a dog, you just kind of like
Will Crumple. Interesting.
Or growl like one of the two. You have a shell that you will
retract into specifically so youdon't growl.
OK. Whereas I buck, I buck and I
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kick and I bite. Dude I saw a a bull riding type
rodeo vent. Except I think they were
practicing 'cause there weren't spectators OK?
And instead of a bull, it was a horse.
And so they let the guy out of the shoot.
Bronco riding, whatever I think.No one cares, Russell.
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I come from a bull riding family.
I do. My uncle is a professional bull
rider and both of his sons are Professional Bull Riders.
I know, I know. And I saw like one of the
funniest things I'd it thought never occurred to me, 'cause I'd
never seen it happen. Yeah, but the horse bucked about
8 times and then like stood there for a second.
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It's like, wait a minute, I don't.
I don't have to do this. And then he like turned and just
bit the ankle of the guy. Roddy.
So that is Oh yeah. That's an option.
That I think that is a method oflike breaking a horse is you
literally fucking let like you don't let them buck, you get on
them and control them till they literally just quit you.
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Like when they say breaking, you're literally breaking the
spirit of the horse when you make a horse rideable.
It's really sad to watch cause like what did my grandpa would
teach me 'cause we had two horses grown up at his place and
they were assholes. They were the only horses that
had personalities in the world. No other horse has personality.
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They're all soulless bug creatures.
Yep and I hate them but I'm not a big fan.
I don't like horses. I I think that they are useless
and I think. And you had the penis envy.
If we didn't just as a culture like them, yes, If we didn't
just like as a culture like horses, they would have gone
extinct. I.
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Mean they have utility. They don't, and.
There's a lot of meat. They don't have utility that
isn't replaced by literally anything else that we've already
made. I mean, by today's standard,
yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
OK, OK, we're on. The same like we don't need them
as a society. It's accurate, yeah.
Yeah. But when the famine strikes,
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it's a big stake. That's true.
But anyway, these horses were semi broken but they had like a
lot of attitudes so when you would get on them they wouldn't
want you to go or move like theywouldn't want you on there and
they would they wouldn't buck, they would just stand there.
They just make it so boring. Yeah, and if they started like a
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black? Chick letting you sleep with her
for the first time? Yeah.
Just lazy and every other time. And then you guys get married
and she still likes you the so she doesn't.
It hasn't happened yet, but I'm not.
I'm not wishing that on you, Russell.
I'm just putting that as a generality.
It is in my future. So when they would like get
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angry and just start like yanking on the reins and shaking
their head and stuff, what you would do is you take their reins
and you pull it back as far as you can.
So their head is literally like touching your knee and you just
make them walk in a circle for like 5 straight minutes.
That's just abuse. But that's what people, that's
how you, you have to abuse a horse to get it to do what
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you're wanting it to do. They're not made to be
domesticated. Like a spouse, almost.
Exactly like his spouse, actually.
Yeah, yeah. Your wife just makes you walk.
When the sandwich is moist and tastes like Clorox when you
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share it with your friend at lunch, you go home and you hit
her. Or you do what you do which is
just gas like the fuck out of her.
Which is fucking awesome. I would recommend.
I told my wife about that and she goes.
He is a horrible human. Being don't care, you said.
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That's her opinion. Yeah, Oh.
Great. Doesn't matter to me in the
slightest. Worst part is my wife was like
taking care of me. Yeah, tell them.
Tell them the story. What happened?
It's a little fuzzy, but we weresitting down to eat after I was
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working on my car after she helped me work on my car because
she has tiny hands which are fucking awesome because they
make your Dick look huge. And there it is.
We I'm gonna ignore that Ms. Balloon.
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Anyhow, we sat down, she broughtmy beer in from the garage and
she got me a backup because we were eating and watching TV.
She brought herself 2 beers and we were just watching TV, eat
and drinking. She goes to clear out the table
to clear the empties, grabs mine.
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Sorry. She grabs both of hers and one
of mine. And then when she steps out to
throw it away, I down it and shebrings back like two more, one
for her, one for myself. And so like, I drink 1 casually
in front of her and then I ask her like, were you trying to
like clear all the empty ones? And she's like, yeah, I was
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like, what about that one? She's like, what do you?
And 'cause she'd picked it up tocheck before and it was like
full. Yeah.
So I'd slam that, put it back down.
And so she grabs that one and then goes back.
And when she comes back, by thatpoint in time, I like drank
another one. By this time I've already eaten
a full meal and I just slammed 2beers at this point.
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I asked her when she comes back again.
He's like, when were you gonna grab the empties?
And she's like, I already did. Like she could tell she was
already questioning herself. And she picks up my other can
and it's already empty and she'slike what the fuck is going?
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I think I also drank hers too 'cause.
It was partially drank last time.
And so like, Oh my God, she was like losing her mind.
She's like, there's no fucking way I'm losing it.
It's like, yeah, I drank all the.
It's like just now this is like within the span of like 6-6
seconds for the last one. Yeah.
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It was just ridiculous. Awful human being, that poor
woman. I will make sure that her car is
run fantastically for the rest of our days, but fuck she will
earn every single convenience that Ioffer.
Yeah, well, that is how a marriage should be.
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Inconvenient. Yep, I just got something very
funny. Speaking of darts from the
backstroke before she and I went.
To like penises. Yeah, you don't remember my
technique for the backstroke. You go under the thigh and you
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act like you're throwing darts, like you're.
Aiming at? Oh, yes, yes.
So she and I went to a bar with our bass player.
Still don't know who that is, bythe way.
That's fine. You've been going through a lot.
So you couldn't go to our last meet up and I'd met 2 dudes.
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I'd never hung out with him before in my life.
Our bass player, his wife, girlfriend, whatever and my wife
and. No ringing a bell?
That's fine. So we got a bar they have Paul.
Oh wait, you told me he's the Wiccan guy, right?
I accused him of being a Wiccan last week.
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I could see you saying somethinglike that OK, but I.
One of the nobodies at the tablenext to us at your reception.
No. Oh, OK.
I don't know. Oh, that was the guy with the
car. It doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter truthfully. So after their gamma pool we had
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2-3 drinks. I step outside to take a phone
call and I come back and we're playing like a gamma darts.
Me and my wife versus 2 new dudes versus our bass player and
his girlfriend wife. And we were like really far
behind 'cause my wife was just so like timid and she's like, I
don't know how to play. And so she like wasn't putting
effort. She was like scared to try
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'cause you don't want to fail infront of people, which I guess
is the thing. And I come back from the phone
call and like we're pretty closein points.
We're like last throw away. We're all even which was like
like that's fucking weird. And they're like, she did so
good. She hit three bulls eyes.
And I I knew that was the crack of shit.
And I just played along like that's funny.
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And then I asked the guy like, Idon't, I'm not very familiar
with darts. So like this is the one where
you're trying to hit zero. You don't want to go over right?
I was like, yeah, you don't wantto bust.
Like he corrected me. He's like, yeah, you don't want
to bust. Like, alright, cool.
Like you're wrong. I do want to bust but and so
anyway they go through theirs and then it's our turn and my
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wife's like you go ahead and go.I want last time and I was like
OK I grabbed my 3 darts and I literally 0 it out totally by
accident. I wish it was on purpose.
It would be so much fucking cooler.
And everyone's like stops and turns and looks at me and you're
like, you motherfucker. Like hitting all the bull's
eyes. I hit the exact score.
Oh nice. Like if I would hit a bull's
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eye, I. Would I don't know how to play
darts so. Yeah, same.
Fucking same. Very cool and backing
motherfucker. Very wow I was.
Like we shouldn't have helped you win.
It's like, well, it is what it is, accidental skill.
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What's happening today? You ever played butt darts,
Russell? I don't think so, Yeah.
You wouldn't remember it. I take it you and I played once?
Absolutely not. Butt darts is a Cosby activity.
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I don't get it. Your dart is a Wiener.
So today you told me you don't know the Burger King crown guy.
I don't know the exact scenario,I think you've mentioned him
twice. He's a hero of mine.
OK, let's just. Asperger King Guy.
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Crown guy. Oh, that's disappointing.
This guy. You never seen that guy before?
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Nope. I want to know what's happening
here. Oh, OK.
It's just the reflection. I thought he was grueling.
Calm. Why not both?
Have your way. I this is disappointing that it
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didn't come out dude. Like remind me of the Burger
King after you get to the point of.
This OK, let's see if nobody take your shit.
Take the fuck out of my sink. Kick the.
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*** bitch off the flash. Yeah, he like turned and looked
at another pass. He was like, you know what I
mean? You know exactly what I said.
I'm going to say it again. You were all thinking it, guys.
So just they're loud. Oh, man.
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Yeah, He's out there with the I want to shake your hand guy.
Yeah, I want to shake your hand.Very cool guy.
Speaking of Burger King. Yeah, Speaking of cool guy
Burger King. So I went to my brother in law's
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house for Halloween. Not married, but OK.
You're the one who referred to him as my brother-in-law.
I think I referred to him as your sister in law's girlfriend.
Thank you for the correction. Boyfriend that.
Definitely edges the story forward.
You're welcome. Get married, shit or get off the
pot. And by pot, I mean your
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sister-in-law. I don't want to marry my
sister-in-law. I'm good.
OK, So anyway, any what to the Howard?
Go ahead, Russell. I said anyhooser, just fucking
finish your story. It's.
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Clearly your turn. I misread the situation.
I thought it was my turn to talk.
It's yours. That's my bad.
I'm uncomfortable, Russell. Go ahead.
Tell me about your gay brother-in-law at Burger King.
I'd love to when it's my turn. All right.
I surrender my time. Is that what they say in the
yeah, in the business? It's the City Council meetings,
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yeah. I yield back my time so the
gentlelady has three seconds allright.
The chair recognizes the black man from the ghetto.
And what I said was, so we went to this Halloween party at not
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my brother in law's house, and there were some characters there
that were not from my direct circle.
And by that I mean me and my wife.
They were normal looking people.Definitely not.
Oh well then they fit in. Looked.
Like they should have been in mycircle and he was the
problematic 1. Interesting that tends to happen
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with the people that that are inyour circle that they all look
like that. So me, my wife are guitar
player, not the bass guitarist, they're guitar player.
I think that my guitar player's girlfriend fiance.
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I know that one. She's very nice.
She is went to my brother-in-law, not brother in
It doesn't matter. It's irrelevant.
We go there, we're hanging out, we get there a little early,
we're just digging around. We're drinking, taking shots of
whatever the hell he had. And then other people start to
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filter in. They seem like cool people. 3 or
4 dudes show up, they're congenial, get along pretty
well, enjoying the night, and then like super late in the
evening, I want to say like 11:00, this guy like shows up
and I've had a good experience up until now.
So I'm like alright cool. He's just another one of the
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dudes. He looks like he wants to be the
dungeon master but isn't gifted enough to take that rain from
the group. In DND, no.
Interesting. I pointed at myself because that
is my attitude in all aspects oflife.
But he hasn't earned the the ability or put the time in to
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like become skilled enough to become the dungeon man.
But he's salty about it and he shows up drunk.
He's like already. Drunk so which?
Which you would think would be fine considering everyone else
there has been drinking for quite some time at this point,
but somehow he drove himself there and he was already well
past us. Oh, and and this dude's dressed
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up like in a rubber crown, whichI didn't know they made rubber
crowns, but they do. Like a Burger King crown.
Similar, but it's like. But it wasn't specifically
Burger King related. Right, OK.
And so we were trying to, like we were guessing each other's
outfits all night, 'cause it's fucking Halloween.
And we guessed that like he cameup and he's like, what do you
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think? I am lumpy Princess.
And like, are you supposed to bethe Burger King?
And like he got upset. Lumpy Space Princess And then so
anyway start is that a guitar? Player No.
Well, that's how the Lumpy SpacePrincess talks.
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Just trying to add to the story.I'm just being an hassle at this
point. Our guitar player goes, yeah,
dude, you look exactly like the Burger King.
Like not reading the room, not not being malicious in any
manner. Or whatever.
He's just, he's just a regular. He's the only regular person in
your group of friends. I don't consider myself part of
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that circle. And so this guy, like, gets real
salty and you're just like, walks off.
I was like, I gotta go to the bathroom.
And it's like, OK, cool. So we finish our conversation
and drinks and then the girls gooff to have their own like
conversation and he goes and haunts them.
He's like Stan. It's like a little.
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Too close. Haunts is a good descriptor for
the way people act. Best fucking word.
So you guys can't see this, but you know, like that old way that
people would hold their swords under their arm like this, like
where they were like folded behind them like which is
fucking weird and I don't know why it's.
What kind of sword did he have? He didn't.
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Oh, maybe a skin. Sword skin.
Dagger But he was standing like that.
He was like he was. Like holding his beer like too
high. So he's, so he's like very
socially. Yeah.
OK. So the chair is where the ladies
are sitting. They're like talking like this.
And he stands like right here. He's like holding the beer, like
really high like. He's not scared.
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Maybe, probably probably doesn'texcuse anyway, they start
getting they've been drinking all night, they start getting
emotional and crying and then this guy's get getting mad and.
Like somebody's getting emotional and crying at a
Halloween party and you're mad at this guy.
I'm not mad at anyone. I'm doing my own thing.
I do not care. I'm sorry but the villain so far
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in the story is the guys crying or ladies cry still.
So they they. Pooping on the party is a like
sin. Everyone has their own strife in
their relationships. It's it happens.
You have ebbs and flows. Bring it up some other time.
Yeah, they don't have the socialskills to know that.
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That's not an appropriate time to talk about.
People in your friend group don't have social skills.
They don't look like it. They didn't.
They proceeded to talk about it and like air this poor guy's
like dirty laundry and he's likehe's trying.
You can tell he's trying. He just like misses some stuff.
Not not the Burger King. But anyway this guy is getting
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mad on behalf of the ladies thatare crying and like starts like
pacing. White Knight.
Yep, exactly. But he's supposed to be the
king, not the knight. Yeah, the king beats a hoe.
So he starts like pacing around there getting mad.
He's like working himself up in.His pacing is crazy.
Yes, pacing is fucking crazy. And so like me and the other
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guys that were just standing there drinking, like I turn and
like, I'm noticing this stuff. I've been watching because I I
was already getting some fuckingred flags.
Been watching, I get it. And, and I like visibly, like, I
physically like turn my shoulders and point it and
everyone's like locked in on me 'cause they could tell like
something's off. And then they all turn and look
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and they see this guy pacing like a fucking caged tiger.
And then he turns and sees me staring at him and then all the
other guy's eyes staring at him.And then he just gets mad and he
like walks out the back door. And I have no clue what's going
on, but I see some like someone's fucking pacing behind
my wife. That's a problem.
I'm not just. Gonna fucking predators do.
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And so anyhow, he goes out, I'm assuming he like got a bad call
or whatever. He comes back in a little bit
later and he's just like silent.He just like puts his back up
against the fridge and the people have to ask him to move
out of the way so they can get adrink.
He's like, you mind if I get by you?
He's like, I bet you don't mind shit.
And he would say like off stuff like that.
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Like, somehow less cool, though.Yeah.
And he's, like, slurring this man's talking and cursive, and
everyone laughs. And I was like, yeah, yeah.
And after a while, like, he juststares one guy down.
He's like, you got a fucking problem to this guy who's done
nothing wrong, right. One of the sweetest human beings
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I've ever, like, had the pleasure of meeting in my life.
Yeah. This guy's done nothing wrong.
And and I'm like, hey, is everything OK?
He's Yeah, I bet you care. He's just like main character in
the shit. Yeah, yeah, I get it.
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I get it, I get it. I'm on this guy's side so far.
And. I think you're the bully
villain. And I'm like.
Yeah, I care. That's why I asked.
Are you OK? Yeah.
And he's like, and you just lit the fuse and.
He's like, yeah, I'm fine. And then that goes back out of
the backyard again. Yeah.
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I don't know if this man, like, shooting up Everclear or what.
I would. And then he like, comes back in
later and just like stares down another guy.
Yeah. And starts getting in his face.
Picking targets I understand. He's doing this to multiple
people. He hasn't done this to me.
Well, 'cause he knows who the big guy in the room is.
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And so, like, this is the secondtime I asked him like, dude, are
you OK? He's like, yeah, I'm fine.
You know, it's just them. It's just those, you know, that
type. And he's like, no, I don't know
that type. What are you talking about?
Is everything OK? He's like, you know that type.
And he's like, inferring that I have information that I don't
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have access to. He's like, do we need to go to
another room so you can tell me what's going on?
He's like, yeah, man. And then he just stays there.
Like he doesn't like lead us to another room.
I'm like, all right, man. Well, do you need a drink or
something? You want some water?
He's like, no, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm
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good. And I don't know if he's like in
a feedback loop and that's why he's.
Repeating or good? Yeah.
Was like, well, I'm going to getyou some water, buddy.
And so I go and I, I come back and then he's picking a fight
with our guitarist now. And he like he pushed our
guitarist and that is a mistake.Yeah, this guy's got a.
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He's a big. Dude, very very small few.
Too. And like it was one of the few
times like he he's like he got like nudged into the wall.
He's been drinking but he like rolls his back off the wall and
he like he turns and looks at melike I'm giving him permission.
And he's like. He has like a psychotic smile.
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I'm like no go. Get out of here.
And so he's like, all right, man.
And then he walks, like, too close to the guy and then grabs
another beer out of the fridge. And then he leaves.
Yeah. He's lucky it wasn't Donald.
That is who I'm talking. About.
Oh, I thought our guitarist was the one in the Air Force, which
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is not threatening. I understand, but no.
No, he's, he's for my other project.
OK, main project. Yeah, that's crazy.
So if you guys go back and listen to Conspiracy Prism, I
don't remember what episode thatis.
It's that guy. That's that guy is OK.
So I thought it was a different guy.
That guy has the shortest fuse imaginable.
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I watched him beat up a child. Yeah, jokingly, but it didn't
look like it. Yeah, he gets it and fights for
fun. He would do that habitually.
This guy is a oil rig guy, yes. Roughneck.
Yeah. He fights machines for a living.
Yes, that's just scary, motherfucker.
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Think the bassist for corn. No, you mean Metallica?
Probably. No, I mean the bassist for corn
just in scary looks alone. Yeah, and he's incredibly fit.
He's a bulkier dude. Yeah, and he's and he doesn't
wear eyeliner. Yeah, it's, it's a problem.
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And I'm like, no, no, no, 'causeI, I know that like this other
guy's like super drunk. Yeah.
And it doesn't matter how drunk.That just made the story a lot
more interesting. Donald will like, tear someone's
neck open and drink out of the artery.
Yeah, if you ever seen the movieSisu, it's like John Wick, but
it's like Swedish. But a guy who's like running or
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fighting. He's John wicking Nazis.
Yeah, which is super not based, by the way.
There's a scene where he is, he hides in this pond and they,
like, open fire on the pond or whatever, and they go out on
like a little boat and he, like,Jaws pulls somebody into the
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water, slits their throat and sucks the air out of their lungs
to get to, like, stay on their own.
Yeah. It's like the coolest thing I've
ever seen. Yeah.
This is like, that's the type ofshit this guy would do.
Yeah. And so anyway, like, he like,
like, brushes, like, uncomfortably close to this
drunk guy. Yeah.
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And grabs a beer. He's like, you have fun now and
then. Oh, God.
He's like, why would you antagonize it?
But of course he would antagonize it because it's him.
Yeah. And like, dude, you need some
water. And he's like, I don't want your
fucking water. Yeah.
And he's like, OK, then what do we do here?
Like, how can we calm this down?What's going on?
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What did he do? What did he say?
He's like, I don't even want to talk about it.
And like, and Donald's fiance was like right there.
And I'm like, what happened? Like what?
What's going on? He's like nothing, literally
nothing happened. They didn't even say anything to
each other. I don't know what prompted this.
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And so this is like the third person that he's done it to at
this point. OK.
And so I go and I talk to my notbrother-in-law, and I'm like, is
this guy good? Because I don't know him.
He knows him. He's like, yeah, he's an old
friend. From I was going to say please
tell me that he has no idea who this guy is.
I thought he was with you. That would be crazy.
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That would make a lot more. Sense just as fucking St.
Walker he. Came in for free booze, Yeah,
even though he's already pissed drunk.
Yeah, well, they all are. So he's like, yeah, he's good,
man. Let me talk to him.
He's like, all right, man. You're not brother-in-law is not
a let me talk to him guy. He's the guy who you go.
I think I got this covered. You're not serious as a.
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Person, he's not, but I, I figured he would get a better
response to me because I'm just a stranger to this guy.
Like, maybe he can understand what the fuck's happening.
Yeah, he's like, yeah, everything's fine now, man.
He's good. He's good.
He just, he just had a lot to drink.
To describe you're not brother-in-law, he's a really,
really energetic Asian kid and Iemphasis on like the kid part,
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like very kid like energy. I would love this guy.
He's awesome, but not the type of guy you want to solve this
problem. It's not my house.
Yeah. No, you're not.
In charge here. I get that.
So anyway, he says it's all good.
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Yeah, like all right. And then I want to say about 3
minutes later he like slaps the cup out of another dude like
Marks hand and he's like a he's like a pit bull looking dude
another. Mark or a guy named Mark.
A guy named Mark. Oh, it's like.
Another guy, OK. And I watched that whole
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interaction. He walked up to him and then
slapped the cup. So I know nothing happened.
At this point. It's like, yeah, dude, you need
to go lay down. I like, walk up.
You need to get some water. You need to lay down.
And he's like, no, I'm good. He's like, what do you mean
you're good? And I'm looking at him and he's
like, Mark is pissed. He's like wiping shit off of
him. And he's like, wanting to drive
his knuckles through this guy's face.
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Yeah. And it's like, you need to go,
you go lay down. You need to fucking sleep this
off. This is a problem.
Go to your cage. He's like, no, I no, and he's
like starts asking people like, do you want to do you want to do
this? You want to fight.
And he's like, dude, no one wants to fucking fight you here,
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go lay down, drink some fucking water.
So he start now he's like he, I,he was actually picking a fight
before Now he's saying it. Yeah, because no one's getting
his air quote hints. And I'm like, you can't.
I'm not like me and my wife needto go or he needs to go.
Yeah. And he's like, I don't know
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what's going on with him. He's like, I thought you said he
was good. Like yeah, he said he was good.
Turns out he didn't only say I'mgood to me 8 times.
He also said it too. Yeah, my not brother-in-law.
Dude's obviously not good. And so I'm like, hey, man, you
need to come outside with me real quick.
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And he's like, do you want some too?
He's like, no, no one wants to fight you.
We need to walk outside real quick 'cause I don't want to say
what I'm going to say to you in front of all these people.
Yeah. And then other people, like the
ladies finally started, like, toturn around.
And I don't know how the fuck they didn't have, like, the hair
on the back of their neck standing up 'cause like, there
was a lot of tension, but he's like, all right, man, 'cause
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everyone's looking at him now. So he's like, guilted into going
outside. He's like, we can't do this.
We can't do. You're not doing this in front
of my wife. That's not acceptable behavior.
You're over here picking fights with people.
You're not even articulating to me what happened that prompted
this. And he's like, I know, man.
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He's like, OK, so if you know. Just just NPC behavior to the
Max. Just a guy.
So like, if you know this stuff,then what's going on, at least
tell me what's going on so I canunderstand.
He's like, and he's just exasperate.
He's just, he, he can't be bothered to come up with a
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reason because there isn't a legitimate reason.
Yeah, he's like, if you can't tell me why you're upset, we're
going to call you an Uber so youcan go home.
I'd tell him to drive home and. He's like, no, I'll just, I'll,
I don't, I don't want to leave. He's like, you can't be here
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right now. I'm not letting you get back in
this house. He's like, but my keys are.
And then like Donald happened tocome out like right at the time.
He's like, hey, grab, grab this guy's keys.
And, and I, I tell him, like, what do they look like?
What do they look like? He's like, no, I, I know, I know
where I can come grab him. He's like, you're not getting
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back in this house. I'm not letting you in this
house. And you're in the backyard.
Oh, I'm in the front. Yard, OK, I was going to say,
backyard is not a good place to not let somebody back in.
No, no, I put, I took him out tothe front yard.
He's like, I'm not letting you physically in this house.
Yeah, he's like, and tell me youunderstand that?
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Tell me you know what I'm sayingright now.
He's like, yeah, I know. I'm not going back in.
He's like, OK. And then Donnie grabs the key
and took it out there, and he's just, like, walking around in
circles, like, well, can I get some water?
He's like, dude, I tried to offer you water three times if
you want. Yeah, if you want water, you're
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gonna have to get it at your house.
And he's like, where do you live?
Give me your address. I will get you an Uber, and I
will get you home right now. And then I told my wife to grab
my phone and, like, open up the Uber app when we're getting it
ready. And he's like, I don't want to
go, man. I don't want to leave.
He's like, you can't be here right now.
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Yeah. It's either you leave in the
Uber or a police car. Yeah, or an ambulance.
And so he's like, I just need tocool off.
I just need to cool off. Can I have my key?
He's like, are you driving away?He's like, no, I'm not going to
drive away. He's like, I have your license
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plate. Are you driving away?
He's like, no, I just need to lay low for a minute.
And so he goes and gets in his car for about 20 seconds, pops
back out and starts trying to come back into the house.
Like, man, I got to pee. He's like I.
Don't care, I'm. Not letting you in this house.
I can't be any more clue with you.
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I am not letting you in this house.
And he's like, and then by this point, the other guys started
coming out because they needed to see what was going on.
So like me, Donnie, and then theother guys and I told them to
like, stay on the fucking porch.Yeah, like, I turned out like,
stay on the fucking porch. Yeah.
Because I don't want this to be worse than it needs to be.
He's like, I, I think I need to go, man.
It's like, yeah, OK, great. What's your address?
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What's your address so I can getyou home?
He's like, no, I'm good. He's like you told me you were
good like 30 times in. There I know.
You're not good. Now what's?
Your I think your definition of good means bad buddy.
And then he like, he just like stopped talking because he's
trying to come up with a reason or a way to talk his way out of
this. And I don't care how drunk I am
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when I'm at that point. It's sobering.
Yeah, you're not going to fucking talk your way out of it.
And so he's like, I'm going to sit back in my car again and he
like starts his car and he's like, I'm just like turning
your, I put my arms on the side.What are you, what are you
doing? He's like, it's, it's hot out
here. I just need some AC was like,
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alright dude. And he sits in there for like 5
minutes. He rolls down the windows and
looks at like the group of ladies and like, like shakes his
head and like puts his face in his hands.
And then he looks at me and likehe looks kind of scared at this
point. And I, I don't know if I'm doing
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it actively. Like I'm probably clenching my
jaw at this point. I'm probably like, like wrapping
my knuckles. This motherfucker puts the the
car in gear and just drives off.And it's like, I, I turned like
my brother in law's finally, like outside.
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Yeah. He's like, are we What's you're
just going to let this guy drivedrunk?
Yeah, easy. Your friend or not?
Like, do you? I don't think he's going to be
OK. Yeah.
He's like, he's fine, man. He's like, all right, whatever.
Yeah. And I just go back inside the
fucking Burger King, dude. Did he?
He tried to have it his way instead of letting anyone else
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have a good time or some semblance of it.
I think Have It Your Way is trademarked, but I want that to
be the title of the episode. Did you get an update on the
guy? Did he go home and kill himself?
Because that's like the end result of that scenario for most
guys. We went back over there the next
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week for something and I was like, did that guy survive?
Like, is he good? And he's like a trooper.
Stopped him on the highway and followed him home.
What the fuck? He got out.
He got out of the way. He's like, he had a government
job and like he couldn't afford to lose it.
And apparently he had another. He had he was married, but he
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was like gross hovering over allthe women.
There, Yeah. And I guess it was like a mail
order bride situation where, like, she didn't speak very much
English and they had a kid together and she hated him.
And so he didn't feel welcome there.
And so that was like one of the first times that he'd been like.
Out. Yeah, in a while.
And so like, I guess he was nervous about it.
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Yeah. And so he, like, he drank before
he came to the party, Yeah. And felt like.
I know what that's like. One of his friends ladies was
being wronged by his old friend.OK.
And so he like, got super mad about it, got it like he wanted
to be a hero, I guess in that situation, 'cause he.
Yeah, but he wasn't in his own life.
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Yeah, Yeah. So I'm stuck on the trooper
following him home. How did that like, so the
trooper pulled him over? Yep.
Talked to him. Yep.
Knew that he was drunk because he followed him home.
I guess he caught him super close to his house, I don't
know. That doesn't matter, He.
Should have been in the drunk tank for sure, but.
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If he was that drunk, yeah, yeah, that's crazy.
Dude was talking in cursive, it was a problem.
That's that's I mean, that's fucking crazy.
Jesus, I don't like that at. All I'm going to slap you.
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I didn't think about it, but yeah.
Except for Tracy. So that was my Burger King Crown
Guy experience. That's fucked up, He.
Didn't say anything racist or. Say to you, yeah, he's a
defender of women. He's not gonna say anything
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sexist other than they can't fend for themselves.
I know for a fact, because all male feminists are predators.
Yeah, this is a fact. I mean, his wife couldn't even
push him off of her, so yeah. The mail order bride situation
like. Like when they said, when he
said that to me afterwards, I was like, that lines up with my
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entire. So as far as the government job
goes, did he tell you what it was?
You don't have to say it if it'slike, revealing, but I'm
concerned. I want to know what the fuck
that means because I don't like that I'm paying him money.
This was before Elon came in, sohe might have gotten fired.
Yeah. I don't know.
That's good. Yeah, he probably works for the
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FAA because that's most government jobs here.
Probably. We don't really have like the
mirror building is the federal building, but that's all law
enforcement and it's gone. Yep.
So I don't know, I don't know where that guy is.
Dude, he could have been eaten. Donnie is.
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He's the type of guy who's waiting for an excuse.
Yeah. He tries to be super nice
because that's what's requested of him.
By Well, he is a sweetheart, yeah, but it's.
He enjoys inflicting pain on others.
Yeah, especially when they deserve it.
Yeah, again, just. Waiting for that excuse.
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That's that's, that's a dangerous place to be.
That's how drunk this man was. This guy was not physically
imposing. I'm telling I'm he looks like a
runner up dungeon master for DND.
Like whatever stereotype you need to apply is probably
accurate. Oh my God, that's insane.
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By the way, this is giving me more motivation to move around
than anything you've ever done. Having this feed up I look
awful. At least you're wearing a dark
shirt that's a little bit more flattering.
I can see my boobs. Yeah.
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We have a Ring camera in here and for security purposes, yeah.
And I pulled it up because I'm flirting with the idea of if
this is a good enough unrevealing angle to start
recording video, you know? So I just wanted to throw it up
there to see what it looked likeagain, 'cause I saw it the other
day, 'cause we could just recordthe feed on OBS, you know?
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Yeah. And I thought it looked nice,
but, well, not specifically. I thought it looked not nice.
And I I like that. It fit the aesthetic, yeah.
Emphasis on the ass. And I like that a lot, but crazy
awkward position that I'm sitting in.
Yeah, it's the opposite of the fucking Myspace angle.
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I don't know what that is. Oh wait, no, it's an enhanced
like Myspace angle how women would like.
Fucking put their phones up hereand.
Which if the if the advanced Myspace angle doesn't even work
on us, we have a problem. Yeah, well, it's not at the
right angle. The angle isn't height.
It's also the angle part of it that matters too.
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Russell, I'm not a woman. I'm sorry.
I. Know I'm not a woman either, but
I used to look awesome and take lots of pictures of it.
Like a woman. Yeah, and send them to various
women before I was tamed. Before she locked it down.
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My case is broken. I dude, mine too.
The fucking ear right here. Fucking flip that out.
Flip that out with your. Oh that's fucked.
No, mine's the hard part. Huh?
Broke off. It's been like that for a while.
I just like snapped it back on. I'd say that I got my money's
worth out of mine, though. It's lasted.
For some, yeah, me too. This this case that's
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specifically made for guys with motorcycles, I've gotten my
money's worth out of it because I specifically don't have
motorcycle. Russell, fix your ACI.
Don't want to, it's not worth it.
Do you know how much it takes for me to get out of bed on
Saturdays? Probably everything you have and
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then so yeah, everything you have and then some of what your
wife has. To get you out of the only
reason that I'm able to get out of bed and go to work is the
specific threat of starvation. You live with your folks.
You could eat. They they wouldn't let her
starve. Yeah, I want to make that clear.
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And my parents wouldn't let me starve either.
But there is an embarrassment ofjust living there anyway.
Well, for sure, so and also her mom gets on this Fen for
yourself thing, which is perfectly fine, but it's very
irritating and annoying when it happens.
Like last night. She goes, tonight's left
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overnight, go find something. If you don't, then you won't eat
that. She sent that to everybody in
the house. Oh is a text?
Yeah. Fuck yeah.
That's so non confrontational. I love that.
Yeah, wow, that's. Exactly your mother-in-law.
Yeah, dude, she, I tried to leave the house to go to the
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hospital the other day to go seemy dad.
I texted my mom that I was leaving the threshold of the
house at that moment. And then I was on my way.
And my mother-in-law stops me. And it was right after we bombed
Tehran. Yeah.
And she had a lot to say. And I'm just like, lady, I don't
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enjoy what's happening either. This is not what I didn't vote
for because I did not vote. Yeah, but she doesn't know that.
I do have her convinced that I voted for Kamala Harris.
How on earth did you pull the wool of her eyes that.
Hard. So before the thing the election
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she got, they both got really mad at me when they found out
that I was not going to vote. You didn't even like have the
energy and motivation to take a shit for an entire weekend
because you weren't at work. That's how the hell did you.
Convince them that you got out and voted.
Crocodile tears Let me tell the story.
So they yelled at me for a good hour and a half.
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This was my in laws. OK.
He mostly just kind of sat thereand shook his head.
She was very upset that I wasn'tvoting, knowing full well who I
would have voted for, like had Idone that.
The reason I wasn't voting is because it would be illegal.
I did not have a proper registration in the jurisdiction
that I was living. So I would have to lie and go to
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Nichols Hills to vote because that's where I was registered at
the time. And because I used to be rich
and so the and I don't particularly enjoy voting when
the lesser of two evils thing is, that's like the oldest way
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to describe what a cop out is. And it's bad.
It's just bad. There's no argument you'll ever.
I sat for 2 1/2 hours listening to people tell me their reasons
as to why they think I'm wrong. There is not a person in the
world that can convince me that choosing the lesser of two evils
when you don't have to choose atall is better.
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It's just not. You don't have to just shoot for
like, vote. For the I'm not.
I'm not voting for the pedophilewho wants to lower the age of
consent. I do not ride for the
Libertarian party. I ride for libertarianism.
I don't. I will not vote for anybody the
Libertarian party puts up. They're always bad.
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I'm registered as a libertarian solely so I don't have to
register as either of the other two.
It's more of a meme. So, Russell, we're always going
to lose. That is kind of the point of the
Libertarian Party. But why can't we just be the
voice of reason and vote someone?
Because it's a fucking party andit's goes against libertarianism
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to have a political party. That's why it's such a mess.
The only reason I'm not independent so I can vote in
primary it was. A.
Pedophile. I don't know.
Somebody said that, But mostly because he's gay and looks like
that. No, mostly because he's gay and
looks like that. And I don't trust anybody with
the last name Oliver. Anyway, as I was saying.
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So they sat me down for a good hour and a half.
This was when I told you that she accused me of saying of.
She accused me of accusing her of being a liar.
And the sentence she was referring to is she's talking
about something. And she said the exact opposite
of a specific truth of an event that took place.
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I don't remember what it was, but I go, that's not what
happened either. You're lying to me or you don't
know what happened and I know you're not a liar.
So let me explain this. That's the words that I said.
Not a really great sentence, butit was getting really heated and
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she broke down in tears and to this day says that I called her
a liar. Did any part of that sentence
refer to her as me calling her aliar?
Or did the sentence define how Idon't think she's a liar by
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saying the words I don't think you're a liar.
So anyway. So anyway, hour and a half of
this type of shit goes by and eventually I just kind of start
breaking down in semi real exhaustion tears but also
utilizing my exhaustion to push tears out and say you've
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convinced me. I will go vote.
And then I just told them that Ivoted for Kamala Harris because
I don't care. Who'd you get your sticker from?
I didn't get one. Because you didn't vote.
No, it's the dumbest thing in the world.
And so yeah. And but anyway, so yeah, she for
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25 minutes, I'm trying to go seemy dad at the hospital and she's
yelling at me about a guy I don't particularly love doing a
thing that I absolutely despise,which is adding to bullshit and
which I think it turned out OK, which I mean, it has always in
the past, but it just is extremely annoying.
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And she brought up the assassination that took place
during the Kings protest, the NoKings protest last weekend or
the weekend before in Minnesota,where that guy killed a state
(58:45):
senator, her husband and anotherstate senator or shot another
state senator. Did you hear about that?
Yeah. So right before all that
happened, she was, She voted no on a bill that would give
illegal immigrants feel free healthcare, something like that.
(59:07):
It was it was the bill was aboutproviding free health care for
illegals in the state of Minnesota.
And she along with like two other people, the other two
people that got shot, voted against that with a bunch of
Republicans. She is Democrat, very Liberal
(59:27):
Democrat. The other two people are as
well. It's Minnesota and this guy
dressed as a cop kitted out his car to look like a cop car, went
to her house, shot her and her husband, killed them both, went
to another person's house, shot him and later was apprehended by
the police. My mother-in-law heard that two
(59:53):
Democrats were shot and just decided that Trump's mob
connections. Hired a guy to kill 66 to kill
some Democrats. Yeah, let me break this down for
you. The guy that shot those two
(01:00:13):
people shot two people that specifically voted in a
Republican manner. OK.
The guy was hired by Tim Waltz, the Democrat governor of
Minnesota, to be on a specific board for like union issues.
(01:00:34):
It's a it's like some union labour board.
The only evidence that we have of him having any right leaning
tendencies is his fat roommate who definitely never met.
This guy says that he is to watch Alex Jones.
This guy does not know why. Can't we leave Alex Jones?
(01:00:58):
Alone because he's the scapegoatfor all political violence but
anyway, so he's. Too fat to be Jesus?
This guy also had a bunch of No Kings protest Flyers in his car,
a stack of them in a very orderly, nice polished stack
because he fucking printed them out and was going to hand them
(01:01:19):
out or they were planted to lookthat way.
Like I'm saying that specifically he had these and
they looked in a way as if he was not collecting them to get
rid of them because he was against the protest he got.
It was staged in a way where it looked like he was taking part
(01:01:41):
in this protest, which is a left-leaning thing.
So out of all of those things, just because two Democrats got
shot, she is screaming at me about how our president hired a
man to kill 2 Democrats. This is the type of shit that I
(01:02:03):
deal with every day. Like.
Susan, I got to go see my dad. I don't know if this is the last
time. Yeah, literally, that's how it
felt. Susan, please I I need to go.
It was. So annoying.
I love you. I would love to have this
conversation at another time. I I need to go?
It was so annoying. And by the time this episode
(01:02:24):
comes out, we may know more. I know that, like his.
She's right. I mean, so it's a possibility,
but the timing of the vote taking place, the way that these
people voted, and then also it'sa motive.
Yeah. So why kill the only right
leaning Democrats, right? Like, that would be crazy like
(01:02:46):
that. The specific targeting is
extremely coincidental. Yeah, hold on.
My wife is calling me. Hello.
So, yeah, it may come out that Donald Trump hired a man to wear
a bald guy mask and dress up as a cop and kill these two people,
(01:03:09):
but it wouldn't make any sense. But no, I mean, actually, I was
going to say nothing. He does make sense.
But doing exactly what the government of Israel says is
extremely predictable. But you could see the
frustration on that man's face during that interview when he
got off the, I think he, like, had just gotten off the
(01:03:31):
helicopter. And he's like, they don't know
what the fuck they're doing. Dude, that is Meme.
Oh, it was fucking awesome. I've seen like three of them and
they're all so fucking hilarious.
Yeah, when I watched that initial video, I was like, thank
you. Yeah, this is just a regular
(01:03:51):
person now. Like he's so.
Frustrated. This is so sincere.
This is genuine. It was fucking awesome.
They're. Doing stupid stuff.
It's one of the rare times whereI I think, like Trump, he may
not have his finger on the pulseof America right now, yeah, but
he's definitely saying what we're all thinking.
Right after doing what we all begged him not to.
(01:04:13):
Oh my gosh, It it felt good. Yeah, it felt good.
It it's just fucking. I said this in the chat earlier,
but that entire region of the world just needs to be turned
into trinitite. Is that?
What happens when? Yeah, the other word for that is
nuclear glass. Agreed.
(01:04:36):
It's named after the Trinity testing site.
What do you think Russellite would look like?
Probably smell like sulfur a little bit.
It would smell like what Piedmont smells like right now,
which is just raw sewage. Just like imagining a flock of
(01:05:01):
ducks flying over. Like they just.
They just. Descend.
Yeah, it's bad. Like their souls are still
flying, but their bodies just. I don't know what's going on.
It stinks. It's probably the food I've been
feeding you, no? No, no, no, it's not me.
I'm the oh, Piedmont. This the fucking town?
(01:05:23):
The Township? Yeah, I think they refer to
themselves as a city, which is hilarious, but yeah, it's
fucking disgusting. They're getting the El Reno on
them. Yeah, yeah, El Reno's looking
nicer and nicer every day in oldheads of the podcast, but now I
(01:05:48):
fucking hate that place almost as much as I hate Mark Rober.
Senseless, senseless hatred, Russell.
Nope, it makes a lot of sense. He's evil.
You've yet to give me a good justification for look at him,
OK? He does he not look evil?
(01:06:09):
No, and you're going to be like.And that's exactly why he looks.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. So I said does he not look evil?
And you said no, which means that he does look evil.
Whatever hoops you feel you needto jump.
Through I didn't have to jump through any hoops, you jump
through mine. Faggot.
(01:06:33):
The end of the episode. Please go look for our things on
the stuff. And check out the T boys, the
low T boys. The High T boys, there's only
one low T boy on there. His name is Mike.
He doesn't like me and. Check out the Chrome Boys.
When he starts to like me, I will.
I will like him, but I don't think he likes me.
He makes fun. He make he makes fun of Doctor
(01:07:01):
post nut butter for having friends on discord and I find it
mean it's. Mean spirited.
Yeah, especially when he keeps bringing.
Especially when he keeps bringing up his love for One
Piece. He doesn't get to say that until
the abridged version comes out. That is true.
Yeah, that's true. The abridged version is going to
(01:07:22):
be real and based. Yeah, thin ice, buddy.
Whoever low T. Man is yeah the the the original
the original the original 1 is. Drawn out, it's long.
It's cringe cooked and not based.
It's woke. Yes, and I am specifically an
(01:07:45):
unwoke goblin hater. Sleeping.
Sleeping like a motherfucker. Yeah, I don't know what that
meant. Love you guys.
Bye. None.
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