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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sure. What's up, beautiful people. There's your baby Mama's favorite
baby Mama, Stormy Pee And this is another episode of
Chocolate Chip and Sip the modern day female perspective. Damn
Son back at it again, and we're back at it again, y'all.
I'm gonna be completely honest because we are family and

(00:21):
we share here and we keep it real. We did
record before the New Year ended, but I didn't like
the episode. I'm not gonna lie. I didn't like my
tone of voice. Mentally. I was just going through some
things that has some family stuff going on, and I
didn't like it, so I didn't release it. But here
we are first recording of twenty twenty five and it

(00:41):
is great. I say all that to say, if you're
on Live and you saw the last episode, laugh at
these fucking jokes again. That's it. Okay, just laugh at
the fucking jokes. It's gonna be some new stuff. It's
gonna be some new stuff in here, but laugh at
the old stuff too. Okay. With that being said, Yeah,
like I said, you know, treated like a fart at

(01:03):
the gym and preticue you ain't here all right now,
I'm gonna keep going and say, I do want to
say thank you to everybody who brought something off of
my Christmas list, because I did post the Amazon wish
list on my stories before the New year ended, and
y'all bore everything on my list, including that damn three
D printer, and I just want to say thank you, okay,
because y'all was looking out and honestly, I was a

(01:26):
little bit tight because I was like, damn, I should
have put Lead by Christmas shit on here too, But
it's okay. You know, I bought the ocul list myself
and the TV myself, and you know, next time, next time.
My some birthday is in February though, So if y'all
want to, I'm just gonna post another wish list and
keep showing it up. Help old girl out. So, like

(01:52):
I said, it's gonna be some new stuff and some
old stuff on this episode, and y'all I said it before,
but I really really am starting to believe it. God
not even trying to send me a husband. He just
sending content like that's it. Like all he do is
be like yo, Storm, They're gonna love this shit, go

(02:13):
through this, and I'm like, fuck, okay, Well, you know
is the next one gonna be him, and he'd be like, chill,
ch chill, chill, I got some more funny shit for y'all,
And so I'm just gonna keep giving y'all this this
funny shit, and that is it. That's where we are, okay.
So I want to start this story off by saying,

(02:36):
you gotta like me for me, and if I'm not enough,
that's cool. I'm fine with that. I'm fine with that.
I'm fine with that. You have to like me for
me and if I'm not enough, cool. So I go
on a date with this guy and the conversation was great,

(02:57):
so great that I didn't even notice. Minutes will buy
and we still ain't get our drinks. We robbing, robbing hard, hard,
hard hard, right. So we finally get our drinks and
he looked at me and said, what would you do
if I drink out the straw? What we get our

(03:22):
drinks and he looks at me and he says, what
would you do if I drink out the straw? The
straw that's meant to be drunken out of I'm confused?
What the fuck are we talking about right now? What's happening?
What's happening? What is happening. I'm confused. Phillies nineteen eighty
five says, you ain't go out on a date with nobody,

(03:44):
so all you do is lie your whole life. Strike
the Villa says, no, hold on, that's a legit question.
Ty Di Grind says what Lagosi Magic says at Phillies
nineteen eighty five. Shut up, dude, I'm fucking crying. But
y'all imagine my confusion when this man looked at me

(04:07):
and said, what would you do if I drink out
the straw right now? I'm I'm I don't, I don't.
It's what the straw that's meant to be drunk out of.
I'm confused, So I'm like, what what? And he's like, no.
The last girl I went on a date with, we

(04:29):
went and got drinks and I drank out the straw
and she called me sassy and we had like a
little back and forth at the restaurant. Y'all, I'm let's
fucking retire the word sassy, okay, because somewhere along the
way we stopped calling sassy things. Actually sassy okay, Little
Toddler's in the pageant, is sassy? Okay? A man drinking

(04:52):
out of straw is not sassy? What the fuck? I
don't give a fuck if that may and when that's
what the straws are, I don't care. I don't care. Okay,
calling a man sassy for drinking out a straw is ridiculous.
When straws are meant to be drunk out of straws

(05:14):
are not gender specific. Straws are gender neutral. Okay. I
don't know who needs to hear this, but I want
to say it again. Straws are gender neutral. What the
fuck is happening? What is happening? What is happening? Who
is g Jones says, wait, make the face again? No, no,

(05:35):
I'm not. Strefe the villain says, told you, that's a
legit question. Legosi Maggot says, ninjas can't do anything anymore.
Strepe the villain says, he's just trying to make sure
you don't go on ig going as a man, why
are you drinking out of a straw? I'm crying because yes,

(05:55):
maybe he did think I was one of those girls
that was gonna go on the internet and say, as
a man, why are you drinking out of straw? That's
not me? You with big Mama now, Okay, I don't
know what to tell you other than you with big Mama.
Now that's it. That's it. Okay, that is it, y'all.
I want to go back to my original point. Number one,

(06:18):
you are allowed to drink out of a straw. Number two,
If you like drinking out of a straw, your person
is going to like you drinking out of a straw.
You gotta like me for me and if that's not
enough for you, cool, but for somebody it is. So
while I appreciate the the the prompt, I don't want

(06:39):
to say permission because that's crazy. But while I appreciate
the thought of, hey, like you know, just cool, you
are right, we're drinking out of straw. So it's like,
at the end of the day, I'd rather you be
confiding yourself, even if it includes drinking out of a straw,
because like, you can't mold yourself to try to be
something for somebody, because at the end of the day,
that's not you, and you're not gonna be happy. You're

(07:00):
only gonna be able to keep up this facade for
so long. It's not gonna work. It's not going to
be permanent, it's not going to work, and It's like,
I think it's mostly because I've gotten to a point
where I'm comfortable with all the quirks, Okay, me, my
nerd shit, my soft spot in my head, all of it. Like,

(07:20):
so I just want somebody who's as comfortable in themselves,
like I'm gonna walk in every bit of me, and
I want you to do the same thing. And it's like, yeah,
if what makes me me turns you off, that just
means it wasn't there for me, And that's cool. Strike
a feeling. Oh no, I'm sorry, y'all, I didn't scroll

(07:40):
back down. Hold on my second m Jaden Moto says,
love don't cost the thing taught us that I'm cracking up. Uh,
Pharaoh I see says I feel like drinking or not
drinking out of a straw isn't a facade. Yes it is. Okay,
if you like to drink out of straws, drink out

(08:02):
of straws. That's it, and that's all. The dream Leam says,
sounds about right. Uh. The vegan bull says, I'll walk
with you and us I'll carry you. Built for a
tough six four six four says she was probably just
joking about the sassy thing. Can't be so sensitive. No,
he said. They had a nice little back and forth
about it with Hair calling him sassy at the restaurant,

(08:25):
like and it was like a thing. It was a thing,
never broke. John said, soft spin in your head. Yeah,
my flast spie, y'all know my flast fight like yes, yes,
hold on, I'm trying to scroll back. Yeah, my bad
already rentals. Yeah, man, So long story short, Like I said,

(08:47):
you gotta like me for me and if that's not enough, cool,
like some people like silver instead of gold. You know,
that's it. That's it. I don't know what there was, no,
wasn't gonna follow up to. It's just you know, they wrong,
but you know whatever, that's what they like. Pharaoh I
see says. I wouldn't say I like drinking out of

(09:09):
straws unless it's a silly straw because they don't even
give those out no more. And then that's a thing
like she calling you sassy for drinking out of straws.
What we gonna do if we go to like six
Flags or Carnival and they give out fucking the silly
loopy straws, because you better drink it, drink it. Because
I'm a drink mine who is. G Jones says, silver
instead of gold is crazy work. Ty Dic Grind says,

(09:31):
my response would have been, I'll drink you in this
drink with this straw, hold this motherfucker space. This is
what I'm saying, y'all shit like that. That That is
how you handle that. One thousand percent. I have no
qualms with that. That is the perfect fucking answer, perfect

(09:52):
fucking answer. Built four Tough said, did that ruin y'all date? No?
But I did have to shift from Victoria to Stormy
because when I be on dates, I don't be Stormy.
Oh I'll be Victoria. So I did have to shift
from Victoria to Stormy and give him like my podcast

(10:12):
chocolate Chip and sip Tonight's conversation and the answer like, hey,
you deserve somebody who likes you for you. I don't
never feel like you gotta go, and like I was
trying to like cut it short, and he was like, yeah,
well what do you think about? And then we kind
of had like a small therapy session, which is crazy,
but afterwards we had a good time. We had some

(10:32):
good food and it was all right, But yeah, that's it.
Hold on, y'all. Sorry, it's going too fast. I can't
catch it. Okay, I can't go back up. Jay to
the Jones said that's wild. So going on to my
next point, I feel like that was something I just

(10:57):
wanted to tap base with. And I feel like a
lot of the times we talk about uh things that
go well and not so well on dates, and it
really got me to thinking about what's something that would
have had me in my mind like, yo, the next
person not going to date? What I'm asking this? And

(11:18):
I can't really find anything, But there was one thing
that stuck out to me, and I was like, yeah,
I don't never want nobody do to shit to me again, right,
And I feel like that was just as good and
worth sharing. So I want to talk about knowing when
to mind your fucking business. Okay, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm

(11:43):
gonna start here. I'm gonna talk about knowing when to
mind your fucking business okay, and not even mind your business.
Have some fucking kuth, have some decorum, okay, because I
feel like we're losing recipes. This is a lost art.
Kuth and de Korum are lost art. We're losing recipes people. Okay,

(12:05):
let me say something. If I give you the grand
opportunity of lending you some of my precious time, don't
waste it by telling me how many hoes you think
I got? What the fuck? Y'ah my god, oh my god.
If I give you the grand opportunity of lending you

(12:28):
some of my precious time, don't waste it by telling
me how many hoes you think I got. Don't don't
waste it by telling me how many hoes you think
I got? If I got so many holes while I'm
here with you, huh huh. Riddle me that. If I
got so many holes, why I'm here with you? Make

(12:49):
it make sense. I'm confused. I'm confused. I'm confused. Uh
A Ramsey six three says lost art. Indeed, it's not
tall anymore? Got something to proof? Says you got that
money you owe me up? Please go to hell. I
don't even know who that is? Rucks the Stampede says,
Nigga's uncouth out here? Who is? G? Jones says? What's

(13:13):
that shit? Kevin Hard said to his teacher her, I'm
cracking up? Who is? G? Jones? Said? Mind Joe, motherfucking
business bitch? I am crying A Ramsey six one three said,
do one of his ego strokes? Is that? What it is?
Is that? What it is? When y'all say that, is
it because y'all want y'all ego stroked, stroke these nuts?

(13:37):
I'm not doing it. Okay, I'm never gonna do it.
I'm never gonna do it. You telling me how many
holes you think I got is never gonna make me
be like, oh, you're the only one. I don't give
a fuck. If my whole tech thread is empty and
it is just you, I'm never gonna say it's just
you for what does that make you feel good? Because

(14:00):
I'm not here to make you feel good. I'm not
here to stroke your ego, never have been, never will be. No, No,
who is? G Jones said she was definitely the first
batty he had. I'm crying pet for prophet said first batty,
Syndroy Man. It's giving, it's giving, and I hate that.

(14:24):
I hate that. I hate that. A Ramsey six three
says he wanted validation. That's a sign of insecurity. I
agree one thousand percent. But you can't say I don't wanna.
I don't wanna, I don't want to cap it at
I was his first batty, because I doubt I was
his first batty. I was not. I was not. But

(14:45):
I will say this is something that certain men do
to me. They'll be like, oh, yeah, you know I
got you got so many hopes. I'm just surprised you
got time a little on me because you got sure
we shut the fuck up up. Nobody wants to hear that.
No woman hears that and be like, oh moist bruh.

(15:07):
No one says that. Tigrind says, your hos and your
hos and my holes are mine? Mind your business, okay,
god Lee, Yes, yes, yes. And it's like y'all talk
yourselves out of KOUCHI every time. Every time it be

(15:27):
y'all okay, and this this is what stops to COUCHI.
That's right here, Okay, that is what it be like. Bro,
have some fucking kuth, have some decorum. What is this what?
And and even if it does stroke your ego? Why

(15:48):
does my hose stroke your ego? Something ain't right here?
What's happening? Crush Paradise says it's weird to imagine anyone
you're attracted to doesn't have one other person that thinks
they're attractive. Other men are going to think your woman
is attractive. It is what it is. I get that,
but why do you want me to confirm it? That's

(16:08):
the part that be getting me. I I'm confused. I'm confused.
I'm confused. And it's like, Yo, every time you call me,
I'm at home, I'm at gym, I'm at church. Okay,
every time you FaceTime me, I'm at club bed. Okay,

(16:29):
every once in a while, I go downstairs to you know,
the living room lounge, standing on some couches, banging some
wine bottles together for the club real fast, bruh. If
every time we talk I am at home, at the
gym or at church, when do I got time for hosts?
If I got so many holes? Why I'm here with you? Okay,

(16:52):
make it make sense, Like bro, Yes, I am attractive,
but I'm also looking for a husband, and you know what,
holes aren't usually at the same places as husbands. Okay,
So for me, when we talk, I'm home, I'm minded
my business, all right. Please. I say all this to say,

(17:17):
no woman ever wants to hear how many who's you got?
You got a who's? Don't do that, Okay. The next
time you feel like you want to say that to
a woman, send her some money, because I know you
ain't gonna want to do that either. I'm joking, but seriously,
the next time you want to do that, don't. That's
just it, don't you know. I came across an article

(17:41):
switching topics for a second. I came across an article
not too long ago, and I thought it was very interesting.
So couples tune in. Couples, couples, couples. Sorry, y'all, was
shrinking beer. I was supposed to be on a cleanse,
but fuck it. Shot just made the craziest face because

(18:02):
I literally just made him go get me some before
we started, not made. I asked, thank you, but yeah,
so all right, we starting over. Okay, couples tune in.
This one's for you. I will love your input, right,
even if you're not in a relationship, you know, still
like an input would just be something you'll be able
to do. Right. So, according to Men's Health magazine, couples

(18:27):
who spend at least forty minutes of quality time together
daily have happier, healthier, and longer relationships. I don't want
to repeat that, right, According to Men's Health magazine, couples
who spend forty minutes daily of time together. Couples who

(18:48):
spend sorry, couples who spent at least forty minutes of
quality time together daily have happier, healthier relationships. Yeah, so
I just wanted to tap in and see what you
shall think about that. Forty minutes daily. Forty minutes daily.
I poop longer than that. I'ma be real with y'all.

(19:10):
That's all it takes. Man, y'all better, Hope I never
get in a relationship that's easy, okay easy. I spend
longer than that at the gym. I spend longer than
that pooping. I spend longer than that praying. Like what,
that's all it takes to be happy? H A. Ramsey

(19:31):
six three says that's hard to tell. To do a
most household with kids, work, et cetera. Pharaoh Iic says
makes sense. Number kind of low. Peter Prophet says, agree,
you need some QT with your lady, a walk or
the gym or whatever y'all like to do. Ara says.
Immortal die Era says men can't commit to that. Jackson

(19:52):
Junior Dot Paul says, forty minutes and a mule is crazy.
Crushed Paradise says relationships are low key pretty easy. B
Howard June says, ain't that much time to be happy?
Jackson Junior Di Paul says, you just like saying poop no.
Sometimes I say, I take the Browns to the super Bowl.
Thank you, Okay, I don't just hit you with the

(20:12):
same monotony, thank you very much. All right, it's only flashes.
I agree. My lady and I done more. But with
everything going on with working kids, we try to at
least get a session of streets of rage and for show.
I'm cracking a fuck up. I mean, daily is crazy,
but quality time can be anything as long as you're

(20:33):
being present. So I know, the like initial thought is, oh,
with kids and work and life, like squeezing in forty
minutes daily for your partner so hard. But it's like, bro,
it's really not. It's really not like quality time can
be anything like making cookies at three am, okay, having
a karaoke session in the shower okay, and both of

(20:55):
y'all ain't even got to be in the shower, all right,
taking having a fire nap session on a couch while
the office plays in the background, like, it really can
be anything, like making each other laugh while you bump bellies.
It can be anything, all right. Now, First of all,
I do want to say, I'm not gonna lie laughing

(21:16):
together while you're doing the no pants dance, top tier intimacy?
What the fuck? What laughing while you top tier? Come on?
Stop playing me like, no, no, are we in love?
Why are you playing like this? I'm serious, Like, why

(21:39):
are we like this? What is it like? What if
we're laughing while we're being that intimate? Oh? We love
each other, we love love, We in love love. Yes, yes, so,
Grind says top Tier. Uh. The Grand Foundation eight one
one eight says the Office as funny as hell and

(22:01):
is and is the other day, I was watching a
CPR episode where Dwight set the office on fire. Hilarious, hilarious.
I know it's a two part episode, but I'm gonna
put that in like the top five episodes of the
whole goddamn series for sure, for sure. Uh. Pharaoh I C.
Says elite for k Millie sent some fire emojis, Hey,

(22:23):
Milly ty Die. Grond says, we ain't wiggling. If we
ain't giggling, let me tell you something. We ain't wiggling,
if we ain't giggling, Yes, yes, why is this not
trademark somewhere? Get your money, king, do what you gotta
do and get your money king, please please? Okay, but yeah, man,

(22:46):
it's hard. But it's like, yo, how do we get
to that point? Because there are so many things that
go in between that, right, Like Immortal die Era says,
laughing at how good this shit is, I'm crying for.
Prophet says, that's how ugly niggas end up with the
baddies and do and do. If you're ever wondering how

(23:07):
them ugly and medium ugly niggas be getting the baddest
of the baddest, they funny. It ain't the dick. It's
never the deck. It's not the dick, it's not the money,
it's not the cars, it's not the house. They're funny. Okay,
they're funny. Y'all Always be telling these men, Oh, if

(23:28):
you can't pull a batty, get your passport, get your
money up, No, get some jokes. Okay. I guarantee you
everybody know one ugly nigga who put a battest of
the baddest every time and nobody knows why he funny? Hey, funny? Okay,
left your ass? Write out them draws every time, every time,

(23:50):
every time, God's workers just said the same thingle have
you right out your drawers? Yes? Yes, Tydy Grind says
self proclaimed medium. Ugly, I'm crying. Okay. Uh. Immortal Era
says no, because who told you to believe that? Hugh
knows best? Says if you make her giggle, you can
make her booty jiggle. If you make her giggle, you

(24:13):
can make her booty jiggle. I'm crying. Doodoo Brown should
not play at this point. No Crush Paradye says people
don't realize how far non sexual intimacy goes. I agree,
one thousand percent. Like non sexual intimacy is really how

(24:34):
you see a lot of those people who be those
opposites of direct couples. Like, once you lock in that
non sexual intimacy, everything else is easy, easiest. But pharol
I C. Says not ugly, But I'm bringing the jokes,
Okay okay, yeah? Uh. Immortal die Era says, who told
you to believe that you got good sex because you

(24:56):
a cancer? Oh? Y'all musta start talking about zodiaca here
while I'm missed it. Yeah, that ain't even mm mmmmm mmm.
And I'm gonna tell you I'm not even gonna get
into that conversation. And the main reason I'm not going
to get into that conversation is because y'all let cornyass
scrpules believe they are God's gift to sex. And I
hate that for them. I hate that for them. I

(25:16):
also hate that as a Gemini, I am automatically two faced,
have multiple personalities and blah blah blah blah blah, when
in all actuality, it means that geminis are able to
adapt to any situation that they're putting and y'all took
it as oh you two faced it fucking multiple personalities. No, bitch,
I know how to cold switch. I know how to
move in a room full of vultures. That's what it

(25:37):
actually is. But go off, you know what I mean? So, Yeah,
I don't really like talking about zodiacs. They get me
a little tight a little time, I little bad type.
Uh speaking of a little bit tight, I'm not gonna
say that. I'm gonna start that over. That was a

(25:58):
bad transition. I want't even got to say it. I
wasn't even gonna say that that just was a bad transition.
It wasn't the It wasn't the transition. I thought it.
It wasn't the transition. I it wasn't the transition. I
thought it was. Okay, I'll say that, all right, so

(26:19):
instead I'll say, yeah, just no transition at this point
and clip all right. I feel like a lot of
times we ignore signs that people are strange, and these

(26:40):
strange signs or inclinations of people being strange usually pop
up fairly quickly. We just like to ignore them, right
and me personally, I feel like those first few days
of exchanging numbers and texting, that's the best time to
figure out if they're a weirdo or not. Okay, it's

(27:02):
always it's always little signs that always pop up. Like
I know, I said it before, and I just want
to say it again. Y'all talk y'rllselves out of kuci
every day, Okay, every day, and it's usually within those
first three days of texting and exchanging numbers. Those first
few days of texting is the best time to figure

(27:23):
out if that person is weird though. Okay, like first
sign you start talking nasty too early? Bro who even
said I was gonna let you hit like I am confused.
I am fucking confused every time, Like y'all talk yourselves
out of COUCHI every day. Don't be nasty with me
until I be nasty with you, Okay, be like a vampire.

(27:46):
Wait for me to open the door and then come in. Okay,
you can't just start off being nasty. That's not the
way it goes. Okay. And hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
full as I got you, ladies. Some of y'all be
asking for money too early. I know, I know, I don't.
We're fair here, we be fair here. Okay, fellas, y'all

(28:09):
talk nasty too early, ladies, y'all asks for money too early,
this first sign of being weird on both fronts. Don't
do it. Don't fucking do it, people, Prophet said, niggas
be like what's your favorite color? And what's your favorite position?
I get, yes, Yes, that is it. That is it.
I know y'all seen that video when the boy will

(28:30):
be like, hey, you know, the girl will be like,
what's your favorite color? And he'd be like red, what
color is your nipples? That's it. That's what y'all be doing.
Don't do that. We don't like that, We don't like that.
Immortal die Era says, I get to my own bag.
So a man has to come afore and I'm not
mad at it. Yes, yes, well you know how ain't

(28:50):
talking about you? Girlfriend? Tydy Grin says she have to
invite me in suki ha ha. I'm crying every day.
Dre says I'm laughing more. Uh. Mortar Era says that's dehydration.
Crushed Paradise says, got a head out, be saving, have
a good rest of the night. You too, you too,
you too? Thanks for joining, Janks for joining. But yeah, man,

(29:11):
those those those it really grinds my gears. Like, like
I said, ladies, you'll be exked for money just a
little bit too early, like how was your day good?
But my phone bill? Do tomorrow? Or you just sex
like I just got an attitude. Well keep your attitude, okay,
because however you planned on paying for them bills before
you met Sean. Okay, do that do that again? Okay? Please?

(29:35):
Thank you? Ah God Lee No, yeah, I'm gonnaleave showing
out of this, showing is that next question or next thing?
I feel like during the first few days of Texan,
another sign that that person is weird, though. Next sign

(29:58):
you talking in cursive. I'm asking you straight questions, but
you can't give me a straight answer. Bro, I don't
want to play these games with you. Why are you
talking in riddles? You want to be Batman so bad?
You are not Bruce Wayne. Do you have a girlfriend
or not? Okay? Does somebody think they're in a relationship
with you or not? Do you have a wife? Do

(30:19):
you have kids? Okay? Telling me you don't have kids?
Know when you have a baby on the way. It's crazy, crazy, crazy,
Stop it. I'm not playing with you. If I'm asking
you straight, straight questions, give me straight answers. That's all.
That's all. Im Mortal di Era says, I hate a
cryptic talker. Bro, this nigga want to be the Riddler

(30:44):
so bad? Okay, answer my questions, please please. Hughes Best says,
you might not know if the kid is yours. Don't start.
Don't you fucking start? Okay, Dommy, she says, answer my
question with a question is annoying on God. Answering my

(31:04):
question with a question will get you unanswered for the rest.
For the rest of this conversation, Jordan Earra said, somebody said,
if you love me, figure it out. Summer sanders Hey, Yo,
nineties and two thousands kids appreciated that. Thank you, thank you,

(31:26):
thank you. This is Le says, depend on a question.
I know toxic when I see it. I know a
villain when I see it. I know a villain when
I see it. I do and do and do. Jackson
Junior dot Ball says, Joan gonna get Sean gonna get
hit somebody. I'm crying. This is La said, you can't
handle the truth. Nah nah, I don't like that. I

(31:47):
don't like that. I don't like that. So my last
sign of you know, people showing that they're weird via
texting in those first few days or whatever the case
may be. My next sign is being mean, like I
don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like
that at all. It's it's it's it's not you being

(32:09):
mean to me thinking it's cute. I don't like that.
I had a dad growing up. Okay, now he left
fairly early, but I still had I remember when it
was good. You saying I remember when it was good.

(32:38):
I'm just saying, you can't be mean to me. Okay,
I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't
like it, and don't hate me with the Oh, they're
just being mean to you because they like you. I'm
not in fourth grade. Don't don't do that. Don't do that.
And honestly, I teach my son that does not for

(33:00):
around here. If she's being mean to you, fuck that bitch. Okay,
I don't know what you want me to say. We're
not playing those the emotional abuse games around here. I
don't like that. I don't like that at all. But
it's like, bro, like, no, you you being pushy, aggressive,
low key controlling. You're trying to get me back hen
and compliments. You're the meaning like do you like me

(33:23):
or not? I'm confused, like what are we doing here?
I don't like that. I don't like that at all.
The Graham Foundation eight one one eight says, fuck that bitch,
son and Duke, that's me. That's me. Let me say something.
None of your daughters will ever be able to play

(33:43):
my son. He will not be one of these niggas
that your daughters say. My son is not no shade,
no shade, no shade. I say this with love, But
when I say this sharkon't know what I mean when
I say it. My son is not gonna be a
Travis Hunter. No, that's not gonna be him. That's not
that's no no no no, no, no, no no no
no shade no shade. And that's all I'm gonna say.

(34:06):
Y'all get what I mean when I say it, that's it.
Uh Im Mortal die Era says, like, don't make me
mad because I'm performed. Smitty Say Slide says that's childish.
Huban knows best says, but are you mean to them? No? No,
Immortal die Era says, I immediately check out Sport two

(34:28):
None says he left fairly early. Neer Underscore the one
says like asshole mean or like me me, Like, y'all
don't understand some men, especially like if a woman is
very well put together, some men will purposely try to

(34:49):
be little and demean you, to bring you down or
to try to break whatever confidence they see that you have.
Like I know some of y'all like, oh, that's corn you.
Why was y'all even entertaining? I promise you act the
women in your lives and a woman that you know,
they'll tell you. There are some men out here who
that's their version of flirting. They will be mean to you.
There are some men out here where that's their version

(35:10):
of flirting. They will be mean to you like. They
will belittle you, give you backhanded compliments, talk about you
still being single, your biological time plog. Don't let you
be a single mom like. They will literally low key
be pushy, mean aggressive. It's like, bro, you like me
or no, because I don't know what the fuck you're doing.
I don't like that. I'm not doing it. I'm not

(35:33):
doing it. Hugh. No one's best says you mean to me,
I'll like your ass up, mister, gimme the yacht says,
that's not alpha mentality, that's actually beta male ish. Without
getting into the alpha or beta conversation, I'm going to
say automatically, that's a sign of insecurity that I'm not
interested in, Like you being mean to me right off
the back. Okay, cool, Yeah, you know what, I'm not

(35:55):
really interested. But you know, good luck on your journey.
Y'all know that's my shit. Tell a nigga good luck
on your journey. In a minute. Hey, I just don't
feel like we're on the same page here, But you know,
good luck on your journey, all right, guys, So now
it's time to get into the edible portion of the show.
So the edible portion is when we read questions comments
that you guys set in and on the day that

(36:16):
we record, we usually put up a prompt saying ask
me any thing. And if it's one of the days
that we don't have a prompt up or it's too
long to fit in the prompt, you can always send
me an email at inquiries at stormypea dot com. Okay,
so let's get into it. This first story was emailed
to me and live. I would love for you guys

(36:38):
to and hear what your response is because I have
my own thoughts, but I would love to hear what
y'alls are. So it says hello, as of lately in
my dating journey, I keep oh, I'm sorry, this is
from a heterosexual man. Okay, so let's start over. It
says hello, as of lately and my dating journey, I

(36:59):
keep finding myself in the same strange predicament. Anytime I
meet a girl and we hit it off, we exchange
contact info, etc. I get ghosted, which is fine. I'm
comfortable with rejection. I just charge it to the game
and keep it pushing. The part I don't understand is
women will do this and then hit up my friends
talking about me like, oh, why is your friend sel beojie?

(37:21):
He acts like he's too good, et cetera. I've even
showed my friends text messages left on red, no replies,
calls not returned, and even they are dumbfounded. I don't
got a problem pulling a date, but what's your opinion
on this phenomenon? This isn't all the time, but it's
consistent enough to make me wonder what's going on. So yeah,

(37:45):
live happen. I would love to hear your response before
I get my own. So, just to recap, this man
is saying, Hey, I've got no problem pulling dates, but
sometimes I go out own these dates and it's fine,
we have a good time. Afterwards, I hit these women
up and I get ghosted, no replies. But that's not

(38:08):
the kicker. When we have mutual friends that acts them
what happen to such and such, they hit them with
the oh, he'd be acting too bougie. He thinks he's
too good, right, So yeah, uh live tep in what
you got for me? Hube knows Best says, lol, sounds

(38:29):
like a figment of the imagination. Please fucking please, Okay,
Ty Doc Grind says, I am stumped. Sir Hube knows
Best says maybe he is too bougie. Ner Underscore to
One says they don't like you. Sir Uh Immortal dot
Era says bad guy vibe. Mister black Gemini says, sounds

(38:53):
like he's given weird vibes. You probably trying to give
too much info too fast. Ty Doc Grind says he's
dating rats. Possibly, hold on, I'm trying to go down, y'all. Yeah,
that was the last one. Okay, So I have two

(39:13):
thoughts on this, right, two thoughts. One of them is
a little bit more mean than the other one, but
both of them come from a place of love. Okay.
If you are going out with women and the date
seems to be going good and afterwards they ghost you

(39:33):
and then turn around and say, oh, he'd be acting
to boogie boo boo boo, right, one possibility is these
women don't actually like you, They just want to go
on a date. There is a subservient level of women
who date men because they are bored, because they are

(39:53):
hungry because they want something to do, or because they
want to experience something that they would not be able
to provide for themselves. They out some of them know
how to figure it. Okay. They will have you believe
in this is the most amazing time, and you will
see them again and you might potentially have met your partner.
But that's not real. And you know it's not real
because afterwards she ghosts you. There's no follow up. She

(40:15):
has such a good time, but she doesn't want to
interact with you afterwards. You're not on her mind afterwards.
And sometimes it's not even that she's hungry or she's bored.
It also could be yeah, you're cool, but you're not
the one, okay. And because you're not the one, she's
not reciprocating the same energy that you're putting out, which
is why you get ghosted. Now, I will say kudos

(40:36):
to you for not following up and her harassones women
and being on they coltails and you know, being on
the ass and da da da, They're like, no, okay,
you got standards, you got boundaries. I love this for you,
because if somebody isn't reciprocating the energy, okay, they want
to ghost you cool, you leave them where they at.
That's fine, right, But them turning around and saying, oh
he too, bougie, That's what makes me believe, Oh they

(40:58):
might like you, but you but just not the one,
because if you was, they wouldn't have had a problem
reaching back out, you know what I mean. Legacy Underscore
Magic says I remember not wanting to go to a
club and said I was stuck up. I'm like, I
hate the club. Uh hold on, y'all. Ty that Grind says,

(41:21):
if they're broke, store me just say that. Pe for
Prophets says the dating game is a cruel game. He
knows best says because he if he got money and
flash it, that's a convenient reason. Jordan Arras says, damn,
shaking my head, it's a good motherfucking game. A Legacy
Magic says happened to me once. Ner Underscore the One

(41:43):
says it beat a food. You a good dude, but
the food was better. Hey, yo, please don't piss me off.
Please don't piss me off. So my next thought would be,
because like I said, it was a two part answer,
My next part of this answer is, yes you're polite,
Yes you're consistent, but are you intentional? Right, So some

(42:07):
men say and do all the right things, but there's
just no action behind it, Like we can go out
on a date and it's cool, but it's like we
just aren't interested in the same things. And a lot
of women are not confident enough in themselves to say, hey,
you're cool, but we aren't interested in the same things,

(42:28):
so they'll just slowly stop responding and slowly stop putting
forth effort, instead of being a mature adult and saying, hey,
I'm not really interested because you know, you're not consistent
enough for me, you're not intentional enough for me. We
don't seem to have the same values, like we're not
looking for the same things. But instead of acknowledging that
and taking accountability for it, when someone aks him and
be like, oh, yeah, he just stopped responding or he

(42:49):
too bougie or blah blah blah, but no he not.
Y'all just don't align and that's okay because everybody isn't
for everybody. So yeah, those would be my two things.
I would say, charges to the game, but just be
more mindful when you're in these situations of the energy
that's put out before and after the date. Is she
as excited to see you as you are to her?

(43:11):
Is she putting as much in this text message, this FaceTime,
this phone call as you are, Because if she's not,
this is the first telltale sign that she might not
be that into you. So yeah, that's it, Hugh, but
knows best said intention is important. Sometimes women goest you
because they had another option already and didn't feel like
they owed you an explanation for going with another option.

(43:33):
I agree, And honestly, you don't have to go into
detail and be like yo with somebody else. Just be like, hey,
this doesn't really work for me, Good luck on your journey.
Keep it short and sweet, keep going, keep it going.
I'm not gonna lie, y'all. I may be by myself
when I say this, but if I'm not the person
for you, I'm fine with you. Let me know through text.

(43:57):
I know. I know some people want this face to
faith and they want to closure. Then want X, Y
and Z nah. You can text me. You can text me,
I go hoes, you can text me, And I want
you to text me because first of all, what if
I really like you, text me so you don't see
my feelings turned what if I really want you? What

(44:17):
if I thought you was the one? Text me so
you don't see me breaking down inside? Okay, please please
text me so you don't see me get in my
car and like this cigarette going day after day. I
greave my teeth and said it off. Text me because

(44:39):
I don't want you to see me going out bad.
Text me is fine, and it's short and sweet. Ain't
gonna be in a follow up. You're gonna get up. Hey,
thanks a lot, good luck on your journey. That's it.
I just would rather you text me. Do you want
somebody to tell you in person? Or would you rather
than text you? Huban Noah's Best says wish you the best,

(44:59):
but I wanna pursue another option. Cool, text it to me,
Text it to me, text it to me. I don't care.
I love this. What would you put in your text?
All right? Hugh knows Best says wish you the best,
but I'm gonna pursue another option. Great, love it, I
love it? I love it. Pharaoh I see says agreed.

(45:20):
Pretty Boy Day says I'm sorry. But the truth is
most guys don't approach you because they want to get
to know you. Mister black Jim, and I says I'm
weak tie that ground says okay. Then Cleo Striped Villain
says a nice little hey. Hey, the nigga I want
is acting right, so I'm crying. Huh, we are better

(45:47):
off as friends. I don't really like that one. I'm
not gonna go g you cause, nigga, I don't want
to be your friend. I want to put my koochie
in your mouth. Stop playing with me. And we are
not better off as friends. No, no, no, no, anything
but that please. Uh Grind says no, because in person,
you really gotta tame your serial killer. Exactly. If we're

(46:08):
in person and you're telling me I'm not the one
for you. Now, I gotta pretend to be cool. Now,
I gotta pretend to be sane. Now, I gotta pretend
I ain't been in therapy for five years. What text me?
That's it, Ti Grind says, I've been the person in
person before. Alas, I'm still free, mister reflection. When I

(46:29):
said not gujini, my let's say what I say. It's cool.
Just text me, long story short, just text me. That's
my answer. That's my answer. All right, let's get to
the next question, do you believe that social media has
sort of brainwashed people into who they want? Ah? I don't.

(47:01):
I don't think that social media has brainwashed people into
I don't think social media has brainwashed people into who
they want. Social Media is a lie. I don't know
if y'all know this or not, but social media is
a lie. And the more you're able to present a

(47:26):
relatable lie, the better you will do. Right. And it's
just I don't know. I would say to each your own,
cause it ain't brainwashed me into believe in shit. But
I know there are some people. Some people think that
the dating pool is trash and has pissing it because

(47:50):
they watch Pop the Balloon videos. Y'all know that's a lie, right,
y'all know people go on there to go viral, right
you know? Like the ones that go viral are the
ones that it don't and well, or have the most insults,
or are the most absurd, Like do you know there
are Popped Balloon clips and portions of that show where

(48:12):
people actually find love? Did you know that? I bet
you didn't, because all you see going viral is trash shit? Okay, Like,
h I don't know. I just I would hope that
social media had not brainwashed people into believing, you know,
it was real in what they want because m m

(48:34):
mister black jem and I says, no, it has given
people more options. You don't have to see the same
people in your little radius strife. The villain says, fake
it till you make It has been a thing long
before social media, but it wasn't as heavy as it
is now. Isaiah HD says, I believe it has a
lot of people's desires with a partner has been informed

(48:54):
by social media, especially from a material level. Here's the
thing though, Right, here's why I say it's not real.
So you'll see and ladies, I love y'all, but I'm
going on y'all for a minute. Like you'll see women
on social media say, yo, he gotta make six figures,
he gotta have this type of job, have this type

(49:16):
of car, pay this much for my nails, and blah
blah blah before the first date. Right, and then you
look at the last three bodies they caught and they
are damn they're homeless, Okay. And then you look at
the last three bodies they caught and they're Jody from
Baby Boy, Like we say these things on social media,

(49:37):
and then we go home and we do different things,
not all, but a lot. Right, You'll see these men
who will like these BBL pictures and these women who
have these perfect natural bodies and moms with no stretch marks.
And then you look at day baby mom and she
got a built in fanny peck. What the fuck are

(49:58):
no shame, no shade. I'm just saying social media isn't
real because when we're putting out and when we're actually
living are two different things. Like so you have to
sit and say to yourself, I'm not I'm not laughing,
shoe stop laughing, shy, stop laughing. I'm just saying stretch guys.

(50:28):
CJ says built in fanny pack as wild. I'm just
saying nerder one says them fanny packs be fun. That's
the name of pie. Fanny pack fund. Hold on, let
me writing out. I forget fanny pack fun. Y'all ain't shit.

(50:55):
Hube knows best says, just because it catches a double tap,
don't mean I'll take her the mom uh Phillies nineteen
eighty five says everything she say out our mouth, y'all
is obituate. She bro what the fuck is up with you?
Time out Phillies nineteen eighty five. What's good? Like? Are
you okay? Bro? Like I've been skimming over like some

(51:17):
of your comments. You're doing the most. Relax, this is
a safe space. Like you don't have to do that here,
chill Okay, that's first thing. Uh. CR five for Life says, like, Bro,
then y'all like you are wallin'. Oh we're looks changed
then what I'm just saying, Like Stretch CJ says, everybody

(51:44):
ain't out here lifting baby daddies like you. Hey, hey, hey,
are you hold on one second? I got a kukluks
clamming but over here, let me just block you hold
on one second. I don't think I've ever had to
fucking block nobody in my live before. Like, Bro, you're
doing the most. Yeah, He's just like I don't like you.

(52:05):
I don't like black people, and God don't play about
his people, all right, So in case you want to,
you know, harass that man, it's p h I L
L I E S one nine eight five. Thank you
and you eve Ben blocked Jackson Junior Dot Paul says,
uh definitely made us. Social media definitely made us all

(52:26):
more accessible. Fanny pecks me fun some of them to
hold on to Strife the villain says, no, that man
is touched in the head and start for attention. I'm crying,
say niggas shut up. Oh my god. Isaiah HD says
a lot of people's personalities have been informed by social

(52:48):
media as well. Post two thousand babies might be cooked.
Big Dave the chef says, why does he be with you?
I don't know who that person was. I don't I
know it wasn't Sewan see y'all know most I don't
know who that was. Like what mister his grandma was
all alive and told her to hop on and he

(53:08):
started talking shit mister black gem, and I said, story time.
So I saw this girl on social media and she
looked good. However, when I went to see her, she
stayed in the slums. I caught my block and got
out of their a set. I'm crying. Pula Na says,
says that nigga was weird, but back to these extended warranties.
I'm crying, yo. All that aside because that was weird

(53:32):
of shit. Yeah, man, I just think social media has
fooled us into saying and perpetuating narratives that we don't
really believe in, that we don't really care, you know
what I mean. So I think if we all can
just remember that two things can be true, we'll have

(53:53):
a good time. Like it. Really, I do agree with
that the post two thousands kids, they do might be cooked.
They might be cooked, all right? Last question, as a
single mother, do you have any tips on an introduction

(54:13):
between your child and your partner? And live? I would
like you to tap in on this as well, because
you know my way might not be your way. You know,
we all have different tendencies and things that we believe in.
So yeah, I want to ask the question again, as
a single mother, do you have any tips on an
introduction between your child and your partner? Immortal die Era

(54:38):
says Bull was a prime example of what this is exactly.
Hugh knows best says as someone that was roasted, I
learned to remain humble. Ty do Grind says, how do
I introduce you to my daughters? Yeah? Here like it?
I mean, she was saying from a mother's perspective, Do

(54:59):
I have anyone tip on how I would suggest introducing,
you know, my partner to my child or vice versa.
So fun fact, my son will be thirteen next month
and he has only met three men in his whole life.

(55:23):
I know that, And I also want to say, first
we be giving the mom shit because some of them
let every nigga they fuck with meet day kids. I
do want to say, there are some women who do
not get a break and who are actual single mothers
and do not have help. So unfortunately, if they want

(55:45):
to get to know you, unfortunately you automatically kind of
got to get to know their kid. And it's unfortunate circumstance,
but it does exist. So no shade to the women
who let every nigga they talk to meet day kid.
Now to the women who have a baby by every
nigger they talk to, you deserve some shame. I don't care.
I don't care. I don't care. Okay, but that's a
conversation for another day. Right, But I will say, it's

(56:10):
not my cup of tea if we are not locked
into a relationship. You know, I'm it's it's not for me, right.
Hugh knows best says if a woman is introducing me
to her kid, I prefer to be in a soft setting,
not some intimate SETTI setting then gradually increase the exposure,

(56:33):
but let's make sure we really fuck with each other.
First heard Big Day, the Chef two o five says,
when I dated a single mother, I wait for at
least two or three months before I meet her kids.
And Mortal Error says, because I'm single with no kids,
and I find that it's hard to date myself, so
I asked her because she has a kid. Pharaoh I

(56:54):
see says some kind of activity like an arcade or something.
Mister black jam and I says, I don't mean I
don't want to meet your kid unless me for real,
for real, at least about three to six months. I
love this in Mortal Era says, I was actually a question.
This was actually a question I asked my friend who
has a son as well. Hold on, let me run
back down and run back down. Strike the Villain says,

(57:15):
my mom wouldn't introduce me to no Negro to me
till they was locked in for like six months. Tyg
Grind says, it's the woman whose attitude change when they
get somebody is what I can't stand. Okay, So for
me personally, right, what I like to do is I
like to let my son meet my boyfriend at the time,

(57:40):
because that's how I usually end up doing it. I
let them meet my boyfriend at the time in public settings.
So like say somebody's kid was having a party, I'll
have my son and said boyfriend there, but we won't
arrive together, like he'll just know, Oh, that's him from
such and such party. Next occasion, we're at the park

(58:00):
such and such for just randomly walk up, Oh hey,
I remember you from such and such party. Cool. Right,
another public setting, we're out getting ice cream somewhere, you
know such and such for walk up, Oh hey, such
and such, how are you right now? Those little back
to back to backs, that's weird right, space it out some.
But what I will do is let my son get

(58:21):
comfortable and see them interacting before I can introduce, as,
this is my boyfriend, right, so that by the time
we move fully to like phase four, where now he's
at the crib, like, my son already has like a
rapporum with him, and he's cool with him. They've already
had their you know, little inside jokes. He remembers them
from such and such and it's cool. That might not

(58:44):
be fast enough for some people, but I like my
son to believe that he's created bonds on his own
and not been forced into them. I also want to
see what their interaction is naturally, like, what's their chemistry
naturally without him having the press of this is my
mom's boyfriend. I have to like him. This is my
mom's boyfriend. He's trying to impede on our emotional relationship.

(59:08):
I have to share her now, I don't like him,
you know what I mean. So when you allow them
to build that on their own, it's a little bit
easier for them to have their own connection. Jackson Junior
Dot Paul says, that's actually a really good way to
do that. Ty Doc Grind says, this is type slick
but respectable. I'm cracking up. Hugh Knows Best says, that's

(59:30):
how I met my girlfriend's son. She came to my
kid's birthday party. Then we met at a park for
a white castle picnic. Fuck that sounds cool. Fucking white
castle picnic. You had me at white castle picnic. I
ain't gonna hold you. Then I started being around more.
Isaiah HD says, see Stormy got the blueprint. I'm cracking up.

(59:50):
Uh A Ramsey six point three says same for us
single dads. You're not meeting my son until I know
you have real potential. Nerd. The one says her kid
gotta be a good win man for me to meet him.
I'm cracking on funny, I'm crying right with people. Says
that sounds cool. Tyder Grind says it is, though, mister
black jimin I says, you got some good game. I

(01:00:10):
can't lie. Aaron DoD Nash seventy three says son says, Mom,
I was hit to the game the first meeting. You
are alive. You are alive. My son will never say that.
Brother underscore Mediano. She says, I've had one single mom
tell that she's dating for her and not for her
her kid. If that makes sense, that absolutely makes sense.

(01:00:32):
And I'll be telling niggas the same thing. Like yo, bro, respectfully,
I'm looking for daddy. My son ain't okay. He's very
well taken care of. He he don't need a dad
who stepped up. He good, He good. I need you
to be my daddy first, and then we can work
on how we won't have our own connection. Okay, I
felt that. I thought that On a spiritual level, I'm

(01:00:53):
with sis one percent, Troe four or five six, says
you from Philly just asked, I'm into the page. I
am love, I am so yeah. You know that was it,
long story short. I hope you guys enjoyed yourself today.
I hope you enjoyed this what seems like never ending

(01:01:14):
fucking chronicle of road to marriage, road to a husband,
she had, road to a boyfriend. Okay, but you now
we're all in us together, and we're all having our
own separate journeys but somehow having the same journeys. And
I love that we have a safe space where we
can talk about and have meaningful conversations, especially with all
the toxic shit on the internet. My message is always

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gonna be the same. Follow me on the Gram at
Stormy p Pea, at chocolate Chip and sip and if
you don't remember anything else, please remember Fanny peck fun.
I love you, guys, and I've seen next week fees.