December 16, 2024 • 50 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sure, what's up, beautiful people? Is your baby mama favorite
baby Mama, Stormy Peat And this is another episode of
Chocolate Chip and Zip the modern day female perspective. Damn something,
back at it again and back at it again. It's
like new hair, who is if you are watching it
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on YouTube. I'm in here getting very much pepper and okay,
giving very much aerial under the sea. Okay, giving very
much control scissor what's what's a ginger for the control album?
I don't know, but basically be giving red hair just ribes.
That's that's what I was getting to. Okay, So shout
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out to I Style that underscore for the hair. Shout
out to Miss Dimples that's mss Underscore Dimples for the
amazing lay. Okay, guys, we out here and we're getting
it done. If you want some full color, or if
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just want your hair, okay you Shannah good and have
(01:02):
somebody look at you be like, damn, I already told
you where to go. Okay, the infil's gonna be on
a bio just case you forget. But yeah, so let's
get into this past week, all right. So if you
do not know. I am a woman of various taste. Okay.
I know, like people will look at me and be like, hell,
(01:23):
black girl, black girl vibes, black girl magic, I get it, boom,
But no, I'm much deeper than that. Okay, much much
much deeper than that. One of my favorite groups in
the entire world is Sleep Theory. Okay, a fairly new group,
but they're a rock band. So they actually are on
to it with Daughtry right now. So they came to Philly,
(01:44):
y'all know. I had to check them out, all right,
And the only reason I'm bringing this up is because,
like I said, they're a rock band. So as you
can imagine, there weren't many people who look like me there, okay.
And I don't have to go too far deep into it,
because you know what I mean when I say look
like me? All right, wasn't too many people there who
look like me. In fact, I only saw two other
(02:06):
black people there, two okay, one two two. Two other
black people were at the concert, all right, and they
both were with white people. But you know, no judgment here.
This is a safe space. No judgment here. You vibe
out with who you vib out with. Right, and I
bring it up because a lot of guys with the
(02:27):
one black guy right, but we're still a distance apart.
I look at him, he immediately looks away. I said, oh, hey, brother,
you don't got to do all that for me. This
is a safe space, like do what you do. Like
I'm I don't judge you. I'm not doctor umar, I
don't care. I don't fucking care. Right, So it was
like extremely extremely packed. So as I'm trying to get through,
(02:48):
I feel like the ancestors, you know, just embodied him
because he immediately like cleared a whole fucking way for me,
and he started so far out it was just so unnecessary.
But he just was like, excuse me, to the side,
to the side, to the side, and in my mind
it was like make way for my queen. And I'm
(03:10):
just like this is awkwarat and I'm like, oh, thank you.
I just nod my head and I go thank you,
thank you, thank you, because I didn't know what to say,
so just thank you, thank you. But yeah, all in all,
I had udo's a fun I got some bomb ass
merch okay, I heard all my favorite songs. Any play
some new songs? If you if you listen to MTV
(03:31):
growing up while you were getting ready for school, you
know what I'm talking about. If you listen to MTV
in the morning while you were getting ready for school,
if you like Lincoln Park, okay, if you like Some
forty one okay, if you were into Papa Roach okay,
if you were into uh uh Chop Suey Okay, you
(03:51):
definitely want to like sleep Theory, Okay, So definitely check
them out, and yeah, maybe catch them when it comes
to your to your town. A Daughtrey and you know,
you might not know you know Daughtry, but you know Daughtry.
You know Daughtry. You know it's not over. You know
that song. You know you know that song, all right,
So yeah, if they come to your city, check them out.
You wanna have fun, all right. So let's get into
(04:13):
our regularly scheduled programming. Last week we spoke about how,
you know, I'm manifesting, I'm putting things into perspective. I'm
actually working on and implementing and practicing the things that
I'm working on. Right and you know, I'm back with
some more things, some more things that have popped into
(04:33):
my head as we keep going, and a lot of
things really became clear. What I want, what I don't want,
What I'm going to tolerate when I'm not going to tolerate.
What's the difference between tolerating, putting up with, and you know,
just being reasonable. You know what I mean? I said,
all I have to say. I don't care how fine
(04:54):
you are, how tall you are, how good you smell.
Nothing is more attractive than a man who acts like
he wants you. Come on, somebody, come on, somebody. Okay,
you can be the most handsome man in the world.
All right, you can have all the money in the world. Okay.
Nothing is more attractive than a man who acts like
(05:17):
he wants you who come on, come on? All right,
that was a little bit appropriate. We want cut that out.
Cut that last one, Cut that last part out. Man.
Nothing is like a man who applies pressure pressure. Okay,
none of that nonchalant shit, none of that nonchalant shit.
(05:38):
We don't want none of that over here, all right.
And it's like, yo, he plans dates, he's consistent, Okay,
he's thoughtful, all right, he remembers how you like your coffee. Okay,
he knows you what we cold. So he got a
blanket waiting for you soon as you come to the house. Baby,
what what? These are the type of men that we
(05:58):
want to attract. These are the type of men that
were going to entertain. These are the type of men
that we're going to pour into. All right, listen, he
texts backfast. All right, he got a scarf waiting for
you at his house. But when you come over, okay,
because say no, you don't want to fuck up your hair. Okay.
He's talkball ladies and gentlemen. He's talkful all right. Now.
(06:21):
I'm not talking about the ones who, like you know,
they got a pack of two brushes for a bit
you just spending night at. I'm not talking about them.
It's a difference. It's a difference. Okay. And baby, he's
thoughtful and he gives more head kisses. What what what?
That nonchalant energy can go to hell? That non chalant energy.
(06:47):
We don't want that over here. We don't need that
over here. We're not tolerating that over here. Hell No.
Goop Music says, just make sure you put together. When
you meet a put together person, It's really fucking simple.
Come on, somebody one fine. Trinny Boy says, my pillows
are set and got you covered. He got satin pillows.
(07:08):
I guy, like, what come on, come on, come on,
hold on, I'm trying to score back up. Uh A
Taurus Lifestyle said, laughing emojis. Mister Bell two and five said,
wait a minute, man, listen, I'm talking about them thoughtful niggas.
All right, you don't never got to tell him he
got to stand on the outside on a corner or
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the curb, like you don't got to do none of
these things. He's thoughtful, he's considerate, he's intentional. It's like, baby,
what bill you need? Pete? Okay, what's your barberacashyp Just
give it to me, Just give it to me, Just
give it to me. What you need? How can I
help you? What you're home? What you need? Like when
(07:51):
people are giving you this type of energy, it's just
like how many kids you want? Come on? Just tell
me just I'm moist okay, Like once they start putting
forth a certain type of energy, voist all right, And
before y'all start with oh, the bar is in hell,
(08:12):
she said, the most basic things. The bar is in hell?
Yeah it is, it is. And let me tell you something.
Not only is the bar in hell it's in hell
because a majority of women are settling for it, all right.
The bar is so low that when you run into
somebody who's being intentional, who's reciprocating, who's showing that they
(08:36):
actually like you, it makes them stay out that much more.
So I'm not mad with the bar being in hell.
I don't care. I don't care, okay, because when I
run into a man who's not nonchalant, who's being respectful,
who's showing that he's interested, who's reciprocating, who's giving for
a head kisses, baby, here's my ovulation cycle. Just take it.
(08:56):
Just fucking tell me, okay, take the mind jart now, like,
come on, come on, like, y'all can play all that
too cool stuff you want to. But I like when
a man like me that that shit gets me going,
It gets me going. I'm not sure when we enter
this phase of being too cool to show affection and
(09:18):
do all the right things, it ain't nothing like when
a man like you and ain't afraid to show that
he like you. That's different. That's different. What's up, katries,
One fine treaty boy, says the bar in hell. But
that's where the party at. Not too much freaky happening
on the clouds stripe. The villain says, not the my chart.
Listen it, take it, take it, baby, take this my chart.
(09:42):
You can have it. Okay, Yes, accurate, accurate. David H.
Two four, two thousand and three. What's up, baby, cow tech?
What's up baby? Yeah, man, it's it's different. It's different,
and avery don't like you said. Sometimes interest gets can
fused with thirst. Okay, thank you, thank you for saying that.
(10:03):
That's a good point, right not okay. I feel like
we have to put in a certain caveat feel and
I hate that we have to. But it's nothing like
getting that attention from a man that you actually want, right,
And we have to be clear and still on business.
When someone has given us that energy who we don't want,
(10:24):
we have to say no, thank you. But when you
actually like them, it's up. Okay. Jonathan ed Lamb says,
the bar only feels like you in hell because y'all
done set it there? Who is y'all? Who the buck
is y'all? Okay? Them? Because them, they didn't set it there.
(10:47):
And I said that, I said, because the majority women
are settling for that. That's why it's so in love.
Because here's the thing. Men are only going to do
what you allow. So if we have been settling for
this type of energy, that's why they are going to
give us and me. I don't want that shit. I
want it. I ain't taking it black She loved two
on five says, Fellas, make sure you are being reciprocated
(11:09):
if she's describing you accurate, accurate, Fellas, Fellas, this goes
for you too. It's nothing like a girl who acts
like she wants you all right. When y'all riding in
the car, she reached her arm over and start rubbing
the back of your neck. Come on, come on, she
like you. She like you, big dog, all right. Every
once in a while, she just check in and see
(11:29):
how you're doing good. She likes you. Okay, She put
that car down every once in a while, Like you
ain't gotta stress over too much. Like, make sure you're
getting somebody that likes you too, king all right, she
paid for a haircut, Like, make sure you're getting somebody
who likes you too. Yes, I agree, I agree. Zay
(11:50):
zero A says, you gotta fuck who fuck with you.
You gotta fuck with who fuck with you? Accurate, accurate, accurate. Y'all.
Y'all acting up in these comments already. I see one
fine Trinity boy said at Avery, don't like you. DAP's
plotna don't don't start, don't start in here, don't don't
(12:11):
start in here. Z O eight said, had the girl
act so obsessed with me just to find out she
for the streets? Two things can be true, two things
can be true. I don't. I don't. I don't really
want to say a A A I'm not here to
judge nobody. All I'm saying is two things can be true. Right.
I say all that to say, you know, I feel
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like when women in particular reach a certain level of maturity,
things change. You Ever heard of the phrase if you
know better, you do better. I feel like that really
applies to women, right, And it's like, once we know better, Right,
once women mature and we realize how the game is,
(12:54):
and you know, not even the game, I'll say, once,
once women mature and realize what being in love and
being a good partner, always being a good partner is,
we always hear the same things and this shit, really
it really gets under my skin. Oh it makes me
want to fight a nigga. Oh it makes me want
(13:16):
to fight a nigga. It makes me want to shut
down so bad on my top five pet peeve phrases,
y'all scrambling because that biological time clock is ticking. No,
you enjoyed your time with the futures. Now you're scrambling
because your biological time clock is ticking. You want to
get you a Russell Wilson. Now, Oh blah blah blah
(13:38):
blah blah, mess up my dick, Suck my dick. Okay,
y'all always talking about, Oh, you scrambling because your biological
time clock is ticking? Sir? What is that? What you think?
Is that? What you think? Is that? Honestly what you think?
(13:59):
Oh you scram because your biological time clock is ticking. Bro. No,
I'm weird as shit and I'm sick of hiding it. Okay,
Is that what you want to hear? That's what it
really is. Okay, y'all always talking about, Oh, y'all scrambling
because your biological time clock is ticking. No, bro, I'm
weird and I'm sick of hiding it. I hate it here,
(14:25):
I'm tired. I'm tired of this. Okay, hold on, mall,
let me turn my phone off. I'm tired of this, Okay, Jesus, Jesus,
I have had enough. Okay, I'm sick of pretending to
be normal. All right. I want to do my British accent. Okay,
did you know I had one? Okay? You know how
(14:46):
many times I watch Spice World to perfect this British accent. Okay,
I need to let it out. I need to let
it out. I'll be talking about own some biological Maybe
I'll give a fuck about these kids. I don't. I
don't care about these fucking kids. Okay. You know what
I really want to do. I want you to come
and let me hold your fingers so I can let
(15:07):
you feel this dent in the back of my head
I got from flipping on mattresses as a kid. Fucked
that biological time clock. Ain't nobody worry about this? Okay?
You know how much strength it takes to pretend to
be normal day in and day out. Okay, and I
haven't been doing a good job lately. I'mna be real. Chi,
(15:27):
she'd just been oozing out, oozing out shuh bloody hell Okay, okay, okay,
like bruh, come on, come on, like I'm tired of it.
Tommy Figure said, sick work. Timmy and Figure said, come
feel my flat spot, baby brouh, Yeah, yeah, come feel
(15:54):
my flat spot. Yeah that's real, that's real. Huh what literally?
Adam and And said, let it out one fine Trinny boy said, babes,
I knew you was a weirdo when you busted cartwheels
on my people. Oh man, that sucks. Listen, Bike Life says,
(16:20):
so stop pretending you might find your weird though y'all
talking about. So stop pretending. Okay, I can't. I'm too
weird to let a nigga know how weird I am.
Like I've learned, the secret is to not let him
know how weird you are till it's too late for
them to let you go. Okay, So you gotta keep
it heady because if you let off the weard in front,
they gonna run. Speaking from experience, it's not gonna work.
(16:45):
Like bruh. You here you go thinking you got you
a bad bitch. You know what I do on Friday nights,
I'm not at the club. I'm at home practicing my
wwe entrance. Baby baby stone, cold glass fucking shatter. Okay,
(17:06):
that's what I'm on, all right, I'm practicing my walk
down to the fucking ring. It's not a game, all right,
I'm not I'm not. Marlby Lane says I need a
girlfriend slash wife on that emergency content list. Trust Underscore
Lifestyle says, just gotta match the weird. Yes, yes, Tommy
(17:27):
him Figure says facts can't hide none of that goofy shit.
Jonathan at Lamb says, it ain't just hurt everybody pretending
bruh tygrind said, do you know how hard it is? Not?
Act like an alien? I fucking crying. I'm crying. Tommy
he Figure said, big sho leatard and all Ah, I'm screaming.
(17:52):
One fine tritty boy said, I will build a stroke
light for your WWE entrance. Thank you. I'm crying. Go
Off Legacy says, what's your WWE special move? I'm not
gonna hold y'all. Growing up, I always wanted to be
a hardy boy. Wanted to hit a nigga from the
top rope. Okay, I never wanted to be Leita. I
(18:14):
always wanted to be specifically a hardy boy, just a
hardy boy. No. I wanted to wear the long sleeves.
I wonder where the sleeve bands. Okay, and hit a
nigga from the top rope. Okay, that's all I wanted
to do, all I wanted to do. Tommy him Figger
says at King ed the Great Big Show theme song.
(18:36):
Come on, what's up? Johnny bike Life says high Flying
you already know, you already know, like and the fact
that you know lets me know. I found my tribe. Okay,
I found my tribe and that's why I love y'all
for real. The one Ah six ' nine says, throw
the table off the top rope. I'm crying. I Rob
(18:58):
eight on one says them boys can barely walk now,
doesn't matter. It was entertaining. They serve their purpose. They
serve their purpose, okay, bruh, yeah yeah man. It's just
it's certain things that like I be really penting up
because I'm trying to. I don't want to say yeah
(19:20):
yeah yo, I'm crying. I really be like trying to.
I have to hold back on doing certain things like baby,
you don't even know. I got this lingerie on, but
I want to do the hiltoe in the lingerie, like
I every time we have a conversation. I want to
just recite a random movie line. Okay, what do you
mean you people like I want, I want to do
(19:43):
these things, but I know that I got a baby
step people into it. Okay, so that biological time clock
ain't ticking. The inner weirdo is ticking, honestly, like it's
other stuff. Tommy hum Figure says, choke slam a niggas
Stormy Kane. I'm crying. I am crying, but it's like, Yo,
(20:03):
I'm sick of pretending stonek Old p Austin is crazy. Yes, though,
like I'm sick of pretending. Come over here, let me
show you what a weirdo do. It's fine, you're gonna
love it here. So as I'm realizing, I want somebody
that I can let my guard down with, because that's
(20:24):
what it really is, you know, I want somebody I
can let my guard down with. And as I'm realizing that,
I said to myself, I had to really get a
good idea of who I want to let my guard
down for. And knuckola one, y'all. I made a list.
I made a list, and I think you should too.
And I'm gonna tell you why. I made a list
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of what I want my partner to be, and I
feel like you should too. And here's why, Right, you
ever go to the market with no list. Okay, you
ever go to the market with no list, it just vibes, baby, baby, baby,
(21:09):
you want to come back with some hot pockets, a
can of to the fish, and a bag of spinach
that's gonna sit and refrigerator till it get moldy. You
can't work with that, baby baby. You can't do shit
with that, all right. You can't make a meal with that.
And that's exactly how it is when it comes to dating,
(21:29):
all right. If you don't have a list of what
you're looking for, what your deal breakers are, you're not negotiables.
You gonna end up with the same thing, a person
you can't do nothing with. You can't make a meal
out of this person. They can't be soul food. So
this is why I'm saying, we need to have a list,
(21:50):
all right. And it's like, I'm not gonna get into
the whole manifesting conversation because you know, to each its own,
but they're definitely is significance and thinking of what you want,
expressing what you want and putting it down on paper.
On no pad in your phone, Like it makes a difference.
You know what you're looking for. You're not out here
(22:11):
just taking anything that comes your way. So I feel
like we all should make a list, right, So honestly,
once you sit down and get your goals out into
the universe, you open your arms for those things to
come back to you, right, and it just makes it
that much easier to obtain. So what's on your list? Right?
(22:35):
Avery don't like you says, Yes, that's a recipe for
a disaster. M and Mitch nine on the score five says,
I bet she got WrestleMania on her bucket list. So
favorite Nomic says double cheeked up with a lightsaber and
is and is okay. Shout out to Urban Force PHL
(22:59):
by the way, one fine Trinny Boy says at Jade
and Moto, she hitting you with the diamond cutter on
a couch. Tommy him Figure says at women don't fart,
they pooty poot that's what you think, that's what you think. Well,
as a woman, I want to let you know women
(23:21):
do not pooty poop. They actually shark if you get
the right one. Okay, not me, not me, not me,
not me, not me, but I agree. The batterer she is,
the louder she farts, and the louder she snores. I
promise you, I promise you, promise you. Favorite Nomic says,
just don't put my head under the covers when you
(23:42):
do it. No, baby, you're gonna get this Dutch oven
for sure. What the fuck are you talking about? Like
you want to be here or not? Jesus one, fine
triny boy says, she drinks beer. She definitely farts, y'all.
Don't gotta do me like that. I thought we were friends,
and sometimes it be seeming like we're not friends. Guys
most speaks is I know this is random as fuck,
(24:03):
but I was watching goof Troop and I swear to god,
you favorite a mama that lives next door. That's so funny.
One of my friends that I went to like elementary
school with, I still call him goof Troops to this day.
That's hilarious. But she was fine, so I don't mind.
But she said I no, he said, I look like
the mom and goof Troops next door. Okay, you know what,
(24:24):
Bike Life says, no, no, no, no, no. Two different conversations.
The brain be braining. I don't know what y'all wanted
to say. Bike Life says, as long as she don't
snore louder than me, she I snore like the fucking
sixty ninth Street train making all stops. If you live
in Philly, you know what that means. Okay, Ah dave
(24:44):
I Underscore H two four two thousand and three says
you're so real and gorgeous, lady. I wish I knew you.
You do know me. We all know each other. I
thought we were friends. Favomonomic says your stomach just goes
flat when you let it out. Yeah, that's how you
keep it flat. Duh, duh. One friend, Turning Boy says
most speak she really does, though, Black Disney. Yeah. Man.
(25:05):
So going back to our original conversation, I feel like
lists are important, lits are important, And before you make
your list, I really want you to sit down and think, firstly,
what do you bring and what would compliment you? Secondly,
(25:26):
what do you need and how can your partner help
you meet those needs? Right, And there are certain things
that are going to be for certain people. Everybody's listen
is not going to be the same, and it's not
supposed to be. We all went through different things. What
I may need might not be what you need because
we had a different upbringing, We had a different childhood. Okay,
you may not know about the cinnamon and butter sandwiches. Okay,
(25:49):
you may not know about you know, flipping on a mattress.
All right, It's certain things started going to apply to
certain people and certain things that don't. And we really
got to sit down and think about, well, what's important
to you? What do you need, what's gonna help you
reach your goals, what's gonna phase out and be able
to change with you as you get older? And to me, Ima,
(26:13):
be real. And I know a lot of the stuff
that we be talking about on here it comes out
very pick me ish. But I feel like y'all be
confusing pick me with accountability and it really pisses me off.
But that's a conversation for another time. But I say
all that to say, I don't care if you make
six figures? Do you have disposable income? Okay, because you
(26:36):
making six figures don't mean shit? If your car is
on the repoll list? Can we talk about it? Can
we talk about it? Y'all always be talking about own?
I need a man who makes six figures. No, we
need to get down to the bottom of this. There
are other things that need to be added to this conversation. Okay,
you making six figures don't mean nothing if your car
is on the repo list. Okay, you electric bill is
(26:57):
three months passed due your own back, I'll support. Okay,
the six figures ain't enough. Making six figures ain't enough. Okay, Yes,
let's get into it. Let's get into it. Because my
whole thing is, if you don't have disposable income, I
might not be the girl for you because I want
(27:19):
to just wake up one morning and take a random
trip to Switzerland to go to those villages that look
like the places and all the Hallmark movies. Okay, can
you accompany me? Yes or no? Right, Like, you making
six figures don't mean nothing if your credit score seven
not seven hundred. I said seven seven, because some of
y'all credit score seven. All right, making six figures ain't enough.
(27:41):
And I know that sounds crazy. I know, I know,
I know. Making six figures ain't enough because maybe you
can make five figures, but you're gonna set it up
where your car is paid off, you're living within your means.
Your bills are always paid on time. You then scheduled
(28:01):
out and saved the courtingly, so now you can take
random trips. Maybe I love to have my butt cheeks
in the sand. Okay, you can affoord that because I can, Like,
we need to really pay attention to not how much
person is making, but are they living within their means?
Like how is your life really set up? Them? Six
figures ain't enough for me. It's not them five figures
(28:23):
a do if you moving it accordingly. It's not the
size of the boat, it's the motion and the ocean. Okay,
it's the motion in that paycheck, all right, because sometimes
the six figures don't be figuring, if you get what
I'm saying. Jaden Moto says, Also, it's crazy because folks
want you to make six plus figures yet spend a
(28:44):
majority major of the time with them and don't work
like that. I agree, I agree? Can do you have
good time management? Can you squeeze me into your six
figure lifestyle? One fine tritty boy says, I need to
have disposable income because I'm known for randomly to buy
a slipping slide and a bounce house. Yes, yes, I
(29:09):
need me a man who has disposable income, who can
buy me a slipping slide of a bounce house because
I'm feeling sad today. How you gonna make me feel better? Stink? Okay,
because a burning bag ain't gonna do it. I like
things a little differently round here, all right? I agree?
I agree? Okay, hold on, yeah, I'm trying to score
back down my bad? Yes, sehn, you don't got a mic?
(29:38):
Oh my god. This applies to savings too, Like do
you have a savings a life insurance and policy? Like
when you pass or we're gonna have to have a
fish fry like these are all things that we need
to talk about, right, important things, And it's like if
we get too serious, right, how hard is it gonna
be for you to save for a wedding ring or
(30:03):
wedding period? Like? These are all things we need to
take into account because, like you, making six figures is nice,
but how do I fit into that? Right? How do
we fit together if we do continue our relationship and
get serious? How hard is it going to be for
you to save for an engagement ring, a wedding venue?
Or is your three card notes going to tie into that,
(30:24):
and it's like they all behind by the way, like
we need to It's things that go into this, right.
I just want to make sure that we're enjoying each
other on the right level, because making six figures ain't
nothing if the money is already accounted for. Okay, So
(30:44):
I'd rather somebody who has disposable income and a savings
I t q h verne g avery do like you says.
Paintball is crazy fun and is one fine tritty boy
says I'm planning to get me an acre for my
(31:05):
next crib instead of a laser tag and paintball. Of course,
Energy Slice Maximus just board a badge. Haste Slice, thanks
for buying a badge, Baby outfanz outfans, what's up? Baby?
Come on in ours uh outas says God. Disposable income
to pay for these prompts to come back. Please don't
(31:26):
piss me off. Thank you all right, guys. So now
we're going to get into the edible portion of the show.
So the edible portion is when I read questions, comments,
stories that you guys, and then and on the day
that we record, I usually put up a prompt saying,
ask me anything, if you have something to say, and
it's on a day that we aren't recording and there
isn't a prompt. You can always email me at inquirease
at stormypea dot com. I do not suggest dms because
(31:49):
they will get lost. It's like the wild wild Wests
over there. So I I'm only laughing because while we're
on break just now, Shot was talking and saying that
don't matter, and I was like, oh, we can't share
you like you don't have a mic one fine training
boy said we hear him, cut the shit, okay whatever,
(32:09):
oh whatever, please please make sure. So my first question
I got, I thought it was really cool instead of
favor nomics, would you be willing to show your credit
report and his and have the uncomfortable conversation. I feel
like a short answer, yeah, I'll try my credit report,
(32:33):
like whatever, I got that thing on me, you know
the vibes. But I do think that we have to
pay certain conversations for certain points in our relationship. I
do think that once again, because we're in this microwave society,
a lot of times we'll be pushing things too fast.
You don't need to see my credit report until we're
(32:53):
like shopping for an engagement ring or like until we're
thinking of seriously taking our relationship to the next level.
Cause why cause my credit report ain't chow credit report,
and I don't want to see yours cause you ain't,
finnah see mine, because you don't need to tell me.
Oh well, I feel like I need a new car.
Cool cool, cool, Well your credit score is good enough,
(33:13):
you might as well just get one. No, no, Like,
I don't mind doing certain things for people when they
reach a certain level of my life. That microwave society shit,
that's honestly why you see a lot of people who
are having kids way before they need to, and then
like within the year they all break up. It's because
they shouldn't have kids in the first place. They were
not meant to be forever couples, okay with they were
(33:34):
just rushing shit like everything is so easily obtainable nowadays
that we just expected right off the back. And I
think that's really what be holding us back for real,
for real, hold on, let me score back up, score
back up, scrow back up. Next one outfits as Paintball
for the fifth year, who all want to do a
(33:55):
chocolate chip and sip skirmish? Takeover you know what. I
like that. I like that maybe we will do a
chocolate chip and sip of paintball tournament. I know it's
some a few paces not too far from here, but
I like that. I like that. My team's gonna win.
I don't care who's team I'm one. My team's gonna
win one. No. Why Here are the qualifications to be
on my team for paintball. Must be able to do
(34:16):
a front roll. Must be able to do a front roll. Okay,
that's it, So I got all I got. You want
to be on my team, you want to be on
the winning team. You must be able to do a
front roll and shoot and hit your target directly after
(34:38):
you know. I don't ask for much. I don't ask
so much at all. Boom, I'm gonna I'm gonna see
if I can get that done. That'd be dupe. I
like that. Let me scroll down, scroll to scroll down.
What's up? Eighty? Thank you baby, I am so active?
Said okay, little miss Vibe, thank you. The Kwan e
and T says Queens Story Stormy Tide Grin says, that's
(35:01):
marriage shit. The Talk Heavy podcast says, too late. At
that point, feelings already involved. I don't think so. I
rob at on One says, I had this conversation with
my girlfriend and it went really well. But we're very
transparent with one another. You have to move based on
you and your significant other. I agree. Jada Moto said,
what do you feel is a reasonable time for someone
(35:22):
to get to know a partner? I think that a
reasonable time for someone to get to know their partner.
It varies because a reasonable time, a reasonable time to
get to know your partner varies from relationships or relationship
because I think it depends on how much time you're
spending with that person. Right, Like if we're on some
(35:45):
long distance shit and I only can talk to you
on the phone, but I see you like once a month,
like we might be moving a little bit faster because
it's like, uh, I'm not gonna see you for another month.
But if like, okay, shot, act like you've been in
the studio for act like you're being in the studio before. Okay,
thank you, thank you, thank y'all, thank y'all. But like
(36:09):
if we're like up under each other every day, we
have more time to have tough conversations, to encounter different
situationships that will bring up tough conversations, so I think
it really like depends from relationships or relationship. JG Film
says front roll while getting shot the whole way through,
I'm crying. Hold on, Alphit says, must have insurance because
(36:32):
your acls are going who who my acls aspire? Thank
you very much. Uh. Sports Talk Terry says, if he's
coming to the table needing a co sign for a car,
is a priorities are wrong? Anyway? I agree. Alfie says
this bust down has you looking like rock Stand from
(36:53):
the Goofy movie. Y'all all gonna keep talking about this.
You'll all gonna keep talking. Y'all all gonna keep giving
me the Goofy movie shit. That's fine. Talk every podcast says,
phones on D and D, Thank y'all, Thank y'all, Thank y'all.
Favorite Anamic says you can't always have the best foot forward.
(37:13):
What's that dragon backfoot look like? I agree? Sports Talk
Terry says I respect this answer one time. Seven Perspective
podcasts says tough conversations are best. Aaron Nash seven three
says high value, but fish fry frind was a bad look.
I agree, I agree. Most speaker says, wait, aren't you
in the DMV. No, I'm actually in Philly. Seven Perspective
(37:36):
Podcasts says Roxanne was fire the old one. Y'all done?
Y'all done? Because because I've had enough of this? Okay, great, great, great?
But yeah, so oh wait, no, I'm sorry I missed
another question. My bad, y'all. How many baby mamas is
the limit? Is this a safe space? Is this a
(38:04):
safe space? Before I answer this, is this a safe space,
I'm assuming you all said yes. All right, I'm gonna
answer with honesty, and I want you guys to hear
me out before I finish my answer. Okay, so I'm
(38:27):
a pretty reasonable person, but if you got three kids
and more, I'm probably not the girl for you. Okay,
hear me out, hear me out, and hear me out right.
Two kids is cool. Two baby mamas is cool, right
because you know what you're live and you learn right
hm hm right. But three kids ain't gonna do it
(38:51):
for me, only because I want at least two more
kids and I currently have one. If you have to,
I got one and I want two more. That's five kids.
Five kids. Unless you are making a certain amount of money,
this is just honestly not feasible for us. Right. And
(39:12):
the only reason I say is because I'm trying to
live comfortably, right, Like, my money plus your money has
to equal a certain amount of money for us to
have more than five kids. And if you ain't bringing
that energy, it's not gonna work. It's not gonna work.
No shade stormy love of kids. Right, we can be friends,
(39:35):
we can be friends, but I honestly I think that
might be all we can be only because I genuinely
want to have at least two more kids. So it's
not on some ego shit where it's like, oh you
already ran thrill and blah blah blah blah blah. I'm
not on that type of shit at all. I'm thinking
about my future and how I want to live and
what's gonna be feasible for the both of us, honestly, Like,
(39:56):
I want to make sure I'm happy. I'm happy in
this relationship too. I'm fulfilled this relationship too. There are
things that I genuinely want and if you have three
or more kids, nine times out of tend you're probably
not gonna be able to accomplish that. So talk heavy
podcasts as kids equals run, I'm gone. All of y'all
got kids, so shut the fuck out right. Seven Perspective
(40:18):
Podcasts says preach gotta have enough money to take care
of the whole family and more Sports talk. Terry says,
what about three kids, but all are almost grown, so
you practically an empty nester. My only pushback with that is,
if all three of your kids are practically grown and
you're almost at an empty nest stage, you're probably at
a certain age where you don't want an infant running
(40:40):
around either much less too, So it's like, hmmm, you
know what I mean? Uh, hold on, Y'a'm scrolling up. Hey,
ed lover old one, I am so Active says I
ain't going into the kids department. I'm good. Abdul Q
(41:00):
says I agree. My third child's mother gotta be my last.
Jada Molto says a better, better swing. I am so
Active says everyone makes bad, I mean dumb decisions. Uh.
Seven podcasts Seven Perspective Podcasts as three kids, different parents
are all the same parents, so it's still just two
(41:28):
kid limit, two kid limit. It's a two kid maximum
over here, all right, Like you can have one or
two baby moms I really don't care, but we capping
it it too. Like if you got three kids and
two baby moms, I used to fuck with that. I'm
not fucking with that no more. I feel like we
(41:49):
just need to be honest and realize funds is funds
and kids is kids. Okay, so if you have more
than two, I'm probably not gonna be able to get
my two. So yeah, it's a dub for me less
you make a certain amount of money. If you make
a certain amount of money, we're gucci. But if you don't,
it's awkward. Favorite nomic says, I used to wish I
was an adult. Ain't shit ass nigga bruh. You know
(42:12):
how many times I have that conversation with myself. I
really used to wish I was an adult. Like a dickhead. Okay,
a dickhead. Okay. First of all, I don't know why
I was tripping because naps are fire. Okay, naps are
fucking fire. I will take a power nap right here
on live okay. Second of all, no bills, no bills,
(42:36):
Like I don't know if y'all watch the show from
right so on MGM. But like basically they're trapped in
this town with like no bills, and they're all trying
to get out. Now. Granted it is monsters that come
to eat them every night, but that's different. I'm just saying,
most importantly, it's no bills, right. I don't know why
I was in such a rush to first of all,
(42:56):
any day now I'm expecting to wake up on my
back curtain. It hasn't yet not go on would but
like I know this back of these knees gonna give
out any day. Any day, I'm on borrowed time. Okay.
It's like, uh uh, I don't know why I wanted
to be an adult so bad. Y'all know about taxes,
y'all know how much they suck ass? Why did I
(43:17):
want to be an adult? Okay? Why? Growing up we
had all these scary movies Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers, Chucky.
Why gay have a movie about taxes? Okay? That was
the real fucking scary movie. Okay. When a nigga pick
up the phone and you're like, oh, the call is
coming from inside the house, No, it's actually coming from
(43:38):
a bill collector. All right. I don't know why? Why
did we want to be adults so bad? I don't know.
I don't know. Aaron Ash seventy three says, no, Cam Newton,
baby mama stuff. Women have amnesia when money hit like that. Listen, No, no, no,
that's different. That's that's another thing. I'm not gonna be
another baby mom like you can only if you have
(44:00):
three or more kids. But you also make a certain
amount of money. You also have to want to get married,
like I'm not that ain't that ain't delfe for me.
It can't. It can't hold on y'all. Uptown DTV says
why so many of you don't like to travel? Getting
someone to watch five kids? It's crazy work. Famanomics said,
(44:21):
I got told to learn to be a bonus that
Ty Grin says, Sally May is the real monster. You
ain't never fucking lied. Ol Fred says the fridge stocked
itself as a kid and did. Jaydon Moult said, taxes
and the Irs is the real horrors. Yes, we need
to make a horror film about being an auditated baby baby.
(44:44):
I will piss my pants before I leave that movie theater.
You hear me? Okay, we need to have realistic scary movies.
That's what we need. Bruh uh let me get us,
says Back then, we thought we'd be rich adults with
jobs that we only worked eight hours a week. Bruh,
you know what, I'm not gonna lie, I really because
I'm naive, okay, and I'm willing. I'm this is a
(45:06):
safe space. I'm naive, I'm creative. I have an amazing imagination.
Right by this time, I just knew we was gonna
have flying cars. Now. Granted, we are starting to get
the robots from Eye Robot, but honestly, I don't feel
like we need that shit. So I really thought that
life is gonna look different from me by now, Like
I just knew I was gonna have a jetpack. You know,
(45:29):
the only time I get a jet pack is when
I fart in my sleep. Like, I just thought that
life was gonna be something different for me, and it's
fucking not. And I hate that for us, my life
does not look the way that I thought it would.
And not about me and my personal goals. I just
mean the world period. I just thought we would be
so much more technology, tech, technolology, technology, Let me let
(45:51):
me please technologically advance as a brain fart. Yeah, hell
ty grind, says baby Mama's from Hell is a great
horror title, a favorite nomic, says, I want a realistic
baby Mama scare and our roll over like I can
afford it. We're gonna be okay, that's fire. Big Triill
(46:15):
three says, no bullshit. We're supposed to be like the
Jetsons right now, Yo, if I'm not mistaken, Shot, can
you look to suffer for me? Please? Can you look
up and see what year the Jetsons was based in.
If I'm not mistaken, we've passed the year that the
Jetsons were set in. Chot's gonna look it up right now. No,
I don't want you to cross reference. Hey, just tell
(46:37):
me what year the Jetsons was Thank you please? Please?
J E. T. S. O. N. S. You know Jarvis
wouldn't treat me like this. Yes, yes, come on, what
(46:59):
year was Jetson setting twenty sixty two? That's only thirty
years away. Are you sure? Big Trill says no, I
looked it up. George was born in twenty twenty two.
Back to the Future was set in twenty fifteen. Maybe
I'm thinking about back to the future then, yeah, maybe
(47:19):
I'm thinking about back to the future. Either way, they
don't even have Deloreans no more so it's like, eh,
let me get us. Says that's why they started pushing
the dates for futuristic movies out to twenty three fifty. Yeah,
because we there already like they had to push them.
Drawings back Sports Talked Terry says, Jesus he had a
(47:42):
deprived childhood. I'm crying, uh da dada ded. Jayson Molto says,
eat a bean burrito and you can hit turbo jet
farts in your sleep. Maybe I don't even need a burrito.
All right, this is old. Natchi Row says, all of
that exists, we just can't afford it. I'm crying Outfit
(48:04):
says Spartan. In your sleep is not a jet pack.
That shit is a hot box of hors man up,
shut up. A favorite Nomics says, imagine a world without scared. Okay,
you know what. I'm not even gonna finish reading that way,
all right, y'all, So listen, what do we learn today?
If anything? Right, Sleep there is an amazing band. You
(48:25):
guys should go to one of their concerts, especially if
you like Daughtry, because they were on tour with Daughtrey.
I don't care how fine you are, how much money
you have, or how tall you are. There's nothing like
a man who actually wants you. I hate when y'all
say this, Oh y'all scrambling because your biological time clock
is taken. No, I'm just weird and I'm sick of
hiding it. So like, if I can find my person,
(48:46):
that would make my life so much fucking easier. Right.
I made a list of what I want and what
I don't want, and one of them is one of
the qualities is I need you to have disposable income,
because you know, I like to do random shit, and
I want you to be able to afford to do
the random shit I want to do. I don't want
to always have to pay for you, and I don't
want you to always have to pay for me, Like,
come on, let's let's fucking go. And also, apparently the
(49:11):
Jetsons were from twenty sixty two, which is unfortunate because
I just knew and you know it's crazy. You said
George was born in twenty twenty two, so he was
born like post COVID. I feel like that wasn't really
implemented in the show. There are some things that we
need to adjust, so you know whatever. Yeah, outfit says
(49:32):
I learned to randomly check ig to see if someone
decides to go live. Please don't start with me outfics.
Thank you. My message is always gonna be the same.
Follow me on the Gram at Stormy p Pea, at
Chocolate Chip and Sip. And if you don't remember anything else,
please remember George Jetson was born in twenty twenty two.
(49:52):
I love you guys. When I see next week. Peace,
Sure, what's up, beautiful people? Is your baby mama favorite
baby Mama, Stormy Peat And this is another episode of
Chocolate Chip and Zip the modern day female perspective. Damn something,
back at it again and back at it again. It's
like new hair, who is if you are watching it
(00:22):
on YouTube. I'm in here getting very much pepper and okay,
giving very much aerial under the sea. Okay, giving very
much control scissor what's what's a ginger for the control album?
I don't know, but basically be giving red hair just ribes.
That's that's what I was getting to. Okay, So shout
(00:42):
out to I Style that underscore for the hair. Shout
out to Miss Dimples that's mss Underscore Dimples for the
amazing lay. Okay, guys, we out here and we're getting
it done. If you want some full color, or if
you want some good virsion quality here, or if you
just want your hair, okay you Shannah good and have
(01:02):
somebody look at you be like, damn, I already told
you where to go. Okay, the infil's gonna be on
a bio just case you forget. But yeah, so let's
get into this past week, all right. So if you
do not know. I am a woman of various taste. Okay.
I know, like people will look at me and be like, hell,
(01:23):
black girl, black girl vibes, black girl magic, I get it, boom,
But no, I'm much deeper than that. Okay, much much
much deeper than that. One of my favorite groups in
the entire world is Sleep Theory. Okay, a fairly new group,
but they're a rock band. So they actually are on
to it with Daughtry right now. So they came to Philly,
(01:44):
y'all know. I had to check them out, all right,
And the only reason I'm bringing this up is because,
like I said, they're a rock band. So as you
can imagine, there weren't many people who look like me there, okay.
And I don't have to go too far deep into it,
because you know what I mean when I say look
like me? All right, wasn't too many people there who
look like me. In fact, I only saw two other
(02:06):
black people there, two okay, one two two. Two other
black people were at the concert, all right, and they
both were with white people. But you know, no judgment here.
This is a safe space. No judgment here. You vibe
out with who you vib out with. Right, and I
bring it up because a lot of guys with the
(02:27):
one black guy right, but we're still a distance apart.
I look at him, he immediately looks away. I said, oh, hey, brother,
you don't got to do all that for me. This
is a safe space, like do what you do. Like
I'm I don't judge you. I'm not doctor umar, I
don't care. I don't fucking care. Right, So it was
like extremely extremely packed. So as I'm trying to get through,
(02:48):
I feel like the ancestors, you know, just embodied him
because he immediately like cleared a whole fucking way for me,
and he started so far out it was just so unnecessary.
But he just was like, excuse me, to the side,
to the side, to the side, and in my mind
it was like make way for my queen. And I'm
(03:10):
just like this is awkwarat and I'm like, oh, thank you.
I just nod my head and I go thank you,
thank you, thank you, because I didn't know what to say,
so just thank you, thank you. But yeah, all in all,
I had udo's a fun I got some bomb ass
merch okay, I heard all my favorite songs. Any play
some new songs? If you if you listen to MTV
(03:31):
growing up while you were getting ready for school, you
know what I'm talking about. If you listen to MTV
in the morning while you were getting ready for school,
if you like Lincoln Park, okay, if you like Some
forty one okay, if you were into Papa Roach okay,
if you were into uh uh Chop Suey Okay, you
(03:51):
definitely want to like sleep Theory, Okay, So definitely check
them out, and yeah, maybe catch them when it comes
to your to your town. A Daughtrey and you know,
you might not know you know Daughtry, but you know Daughtry.
You know Daughtry. You know it's not over. You know
that song. You know you know that song, all right,
So yeah, if they come to your city, check them out.
You wanna have fun, all right. So let's get into
(04:13):
our regularly scheduled programming. Last week we spoke about how,
you know, I'm manifesting, I'm putting things into perspective. I'm
actually working on and implementing and practicing the things that
I'm working on. Right and you know, I'm back with
some more things, some more things that have popped into
(04:33):
my head as we keep going, and a lot of
things really became clear. What I want, what I don't want,
What I'm going to tolerate when I'm not going to tolerate.
What's the difference between tolerating, putting up with, and you know,
just being reasonable. You know what I mean? I said,
all I have to say. I don't care how fine
(04:54):
you are, how tall you are, how good you smell.
Nothing is more attractive than a man who acts like
he wants you. Come on, somebody, come on, somebody. Okay,
you can be the most handsome man in the world.
All right, you can have all the money in the world. Okay.
Nothing is more attractive than a man who acts like
(05:17):
he wants you who come on, come on? All right,
that was a little bit appropriate. We want cut that out.
Cut that last one, Cut that last part out. Man.
Nothing is like a man who applies pressure pressure. Okay,
none of that nonchalant shit, none of that nonchalant shit.
(05:38):
We don't want none of that over here, all right.
And it's like, yo, he plans dates, he's consistent, Okay,
he's thoughtful, all right, he remembers how you like your coffee. Okay,
he knows you what we cold. So he got a
blanket waiting for you soon as you come to the house. Baby,
what what? These are the type of men that we
(05:58):
want to attract. These are the type of men that
were going to entertain. These are the type of men
that we're going to pour into. All right, listen, he
texts backfast. All right, he got a scarf waiting for
you at his house. But when you come over, okay,
because say no, you don't want to fuck up your hair. Okay.
He's talkball ladies and gentlemen. He's talkful all right. Now.
(06:21):
I'm not talking about the ones who, like you know,
they got a pack of two brushes for a bit
you just spending night at. I'm not talking about them.
It's a difference. It's a difference. Okay. And baby, he's
thoughtful and he gives more head kisses. What what what?
That nonchalant energy can go to hell? That non chalant energy.
(06:47):
We don't want that over here. We don't need that
over here. We're not tolerating that over here. Hell No.
Goop Music says, just make sure you put together. When
you meet a put together person, It's really fucking simple.
Come on, somebody one fine. Trinny Boy says, my pillows
are set and got you covered. He got satin pillows.
(07:08):
I guy, like, what come on, come on, come on,
hold on, I'm trying to score back up. Uh A
Taurus Lifestyle said, laughing emojis. Mister Bell two and five said,
wait a minute, man, listen, I'm talking about them thoughtful niggas.
All right, you don't never got to tell him he
got to stand on the outside on a corner or
(07:30):
the curb, like you don't got to do none of
these things. He's thoughtful, he's considerate, he's intentional. It's like, baby,
what bill you need? Pete? Okay, what's your barberacashyp Just
give it to me, Just give it to me, Just
give it to me. What you need? How can I
help you? What you're home? What you need? Like when
(07:51):
people are giving you this type of energy, it's just
like how many kids you want? Come on? Just tell
me just I'm moist okay, Like once they start putting
forth a certain type of energy, voist all right, And
before y'all start with oh, the bar is in hell,
(08:12):
she said, the most basic things. The bar is in hell?
Yeah it is, it is. And let me tell you something.
Not only is the bar in hell it's in hell
because a majority of women are settling for it, all right.
The bar is so low that when you run into
somebody who's being intentional, who's reciprocating, who's showing that they
(08:36):
actually like you, it makes them stay out that much more.
So I'm not mad with the bar being in hell.
I don't care. I don't care, okay, because when I
run into a man who's not nonchalant, who's being respectful,
who's showing that he's interested, who's reciprocating, who's giving for
a head kisses, baby, here's my ovulation cycle. Just take it.
(08:56):
Just fucking tell me, okay, take the mind jart now, like,
come on, come on, like, y'all can play all that
too cool stuff you want to. But I like when
a man like me that that shit gets me going,
It gets me going. I'm not sure when we enter
this phase of being too cool to show affection and
(09:18):
do all the right things, it ain't nothing like when
a man like you and ain't afraid to show that
he like you. That's different. That's different. What's up, katries,
One fine treaty boy, says the bar in hell. But
that's where the party at. Not too much freaky happening
on the clouds stripe. The villain says, not the my chart.
Listen it, take it, take it, baby, take this my chart.
(09:42):
You can have it. Okay, Yes, accurate, accurate. David H.
Two four, two thousand and three. What's up, baby, cow tech?
What's up baby? Yeah, man, it's it's different. It's different,
and avery don't like you said. Sometimes interest gets can
fused with thirst. Okay, thank you, thank you for saying that.
(10:03):
That's a good point, right not okay. I feel like
we have to put in a certain caveat feel and
I hate that we have to. But it's nothing like
getting that attention from a man that you actually want, right,
And we have to be clear and still on business.
When someone has given us that energy who we don't want,
(10:24):
we have to say no, thank you. But when you
actually like them, it's up. Okay. Jonathan ed Lamb says,
the bar only feels like you in hell because y'all
done set it there? Who is y'all? Who the buck
is y'all? Okay? Them? Because them, they didn't set it there.
(10:47):
And I said that, I said, because the majority women
are settling for that. That's why it's so in love.
Because here's the thing. Men are only going to do
what you allow. So if we have been settling for
this type of energy, that's why they are going to
give us and me. I don't want that shit. I
want it. I ain't taking it black She loved two
on five says, Fellas, make sure you are being reciprocated
(11:09):
if she's describing you accurate, accurate, Fellas, Fellas, this goes
for you too. It's nothing like a girl who acts
like she wants you all right. When y'all riding in
the car, she reached her arm over and start rubbing
the back of your neck. Come on, come on, she
like you. She like you, big dog, all right. Every
once in a while, she just check in and see
(11:29):
how you're doing good. She likes you. Okay, She put
that car down every once in a while, Like you
ain't gotta stress over too much. Like, make sure you're
getting somebody that likes you too, king all right, she
paid for a haircut, Like, make sure you're getting somebody
who likes you too. Yes, I agree, I agree. Zay
(11:50):
zero A says, you gotta fuck who fuck with you.
You gotta fuck with who fuck with you? Accurate, accurate, accurate. Y'all.
Y'all acting up in these comments already. I see one
fine Trinity boy said at Avery, don't like you. DAP's
plotna don't don't start, don't start in here, don't don't
(12:11):
start in here. Z O eight said, had the girl
act so obsessed with me just to find out she
for the streets? Two things can be true, two things
can be true. I don't. I don't. I don't really
want to say a A A I'm not here to
judge nobody. All I'm saying is two things can be true. Right.
I say all that to say, you know, I feel
(12:33):
like when women in particular reach a certain level of maturity,
things change. You Ever heard of the phrase if you
know better, you do better. I feel like that really
applies to women, right, And it's like, once we know better, Right,
once women mature and we realize how the game is,
(12:54):
and you know, not even the game, I'll say, once,
once women mature and realize what being in love and
being a good partner, always being a good partner is,
we always hear the same things and this shit, really
it really gets under my skin. Oh it makes me
want to fight a nigga. Oh it makes me want
(13:16):
to fight a nigga. It makes me want to shut
down so bad on my top five pet peeve phrases,
y'all scrambling because that biological time clock is ticking. No,
you enjoyed your time with the futures. Now you're scrambling
because your biological time clock is ticking. You want to
get you a Russell Wilson. Now, Oh blah blah blah
(13:38):
blah blah, mess up my dick, Suck my dick. Okay,
y'all always talking about, Oh, you scrambling because your biological
time clock is ticking? Sir? What is that? What you think?
Is that? What you think? Is that? Honestly what you think?
(13:59):
Oh you scram because your biological time clock is ticking. Bro. No,
I'm weird as shit and I'm sick of hiding it. Okay,
Is that what you want to hear? That's what it
really is. Okay, y'all always talking about, Oh, y'all scrambling
because your biological time clock is ticking. No, bro, I'm
weird and I'm sick of hiding it. I hate it here,
(14:25):
I'm tired. I'm tired of this. Okay, hold on, mall,
let me turn my phone off. I'm tired of this, Okay, Jesus, Jesus,
I have had enough. Okay, I'm sick of pretending to
be normal. All right. I want to do my British accent. Okay,
did you know I had one? Okay? You know how
(14:46):
many times I watch Spice World to perfect this British accent. Okay,
I need to let it out. I need to let
it out. I'll be talking about own some biological Maybe
I'll give a fuck about these kids. I don't. I
don't care about these fucking kids. Okay. You know what
I really want to do. I want you to come
and let me hold your fingers so I can let
(15:07):
you feel this dent in the back of my head
I got from flipping on mattresses as a kid. Fucked
that biological time clock. Ain't nobody worry about this? Okay?
You know how much strength it takes to pretend to
be normal day in and day out. Okay, and I
haven't been doing a good job lately. I'mna be real. Chi,
(15:27):
she'd just been oozing out, oozing out shuh bloody hell Okay, okay, okay,
like bruh, come on, come on, like I'm tired of it.
Tommy Figure said, sick work. Timmy and Figure said, come
feel my flat spot, baby brouh, Yeah, yeah, come feel
(15:54):
my flat spot. Yeah that's real, that's real. Huh what literally?
Adam and And said, let it out one fine Trinny boy said, babes,
I knew you was a weirdo when you busted cartwheels
on my people. Oh man, that sucks. Listen, Bike Life says,
(16:20):
so stop pretending you might find your weird though y'all
talking about. So stop pretending. Okay, I can't. I'm too
weird to let a nigga know how weird I am.
Like I've learned, the secret is to not let him
know how weird you are till it's too late for
them to let you go. Okay, So you gotta keep
it heady because if you let off the weard in front,
they gonna run. Speaking from experience, it's not gonna work.
(16:45):
Like bruh. You here you go thinking you got you
a bad bitch. You know what I do on Friday nights,
I'm not at the club. I'm at home practicing my
wwe entrance. Baby baby stone, cold glass fucking shatter. Okay,
(17:06):
that's what I'm on, all right, I'm practicing my walk
down to the fucking ring. It's not a game, all right,
I'm not I'm not. Marlby Lane says I need a
girlfriend slash wife on that emergency content list. Trust Underscore
Lifestyle says, just gotta match the weird. Yes, yes, Tommy
(17:27):
him Figure says facts can't hide none of that goofy shit.
Jonathan at Lamb says, it ain't just hurt everybody pretending
bruh tygrind said, do you know how hard it is? Not?
Act like an alien? I fucking crying. I'm crying. Tommy
he Figure said, big sho leatard and all Ah, I'm screaming.
(17:52):
One fine tritty boy said, I will build a stroke
light for your WWE entrance. Thank you. I'm crying. Go
Off Legacy says, what's your WWE special move? I'm not
gonna hold y'all. Growing up, I always wanted to be
a hardy boy. Wanted to hit a nigga from the
top rope. Okay, I never wanted to be Leita. I
(18:14):
always wanted to be specifically a hardy boy, just a
hardy boy. No. I wanted to wear the long sleeves.
I wonder where the sleeve bands. Okay, and hit a
nigga from the top rope. Okay, that's all I wanted
to do, all I wanted to do. Tommy him Figger
says at King ed the Great Big Show theme song.
(18:36):
Come on, what's up? Johnny bike Life says high Flying
you already know, you already know, like and the fact
that you know lets me know. I found my tribe. Okay,
I found my tribe and that's why I love y'all
for real. The one Ah six ' nine says, throw
the table off the top rope. I'm crying. I Rob
(18:58):
eight on one says them boys can barely walk now,
doesn't matter. It was entertaining. They serve their purpose. They
serve their purpose, okay, bruh, yeah yeah man. It's just
it's certain things that like I be really penting up
because I'm trying to. I don't want to say yeah
(19:20):
yeah yo, I'm crying. I really be like trying to.
I have to hold back on doing certain things like baby,
you don't even know. I got this lingerie on, but
I want to do the hiltoe in the lingerie, like
I every time we have a conversation. I want to
just recite a random movie line. Okay, what do you
mean you people like I want, I want to do
(19:43):
these things, but I know that I got a baby
step people into it. Okay, so that biological time clock
ain't ticking. The inner weirdo is ticking, honestly, like it's
other stuff. Tommy hum Figure says, choke slam a niggas
Stormy Kane. I'm crying. I am crying, but it's like, Yo,
(20:03):
I'm sick of pretending stonek Old p Austin is crazy. Yes, though,
like I'm sick of pretending. Come over here, let me
show you what a weirdo do. It's fine, you're gonna
love it here. So as I'm realizing, I want somebody
that I can let my guard down with, because that's
(20:24):
what it really is, you know, I want somebody I
can let my guard down with. And as I'm realizing that,
I said to myself, I had to really get a
good idea of who I want to let my guard
down for. And knuckola one, y'all. I made a list.
I made a list, and I think you should too.
And I'm gonna tell you why. I made a list
(20:47):
of what I want my partner to be, and I
feel like you should too. And here's why, Right, you
ever go to the market with no list. Okay, you
ever go to the market with no list, it just vibes, baby, baby, baby,
(21:09):
you want to come back with some hot pockets, a
can of to the fish, and a bag of spinach
that's gonna sit and refrigerator till it get moldy. You
can't work with that, baby baby. You can't do shit
with that, all right. You can't make a meal with that.
And that's exactly how it is when it comes to dating,
(21:29):
all right. If you don't have a list of what
you're looking for, what your deal breakers are, you're not negotiables.
You gonna end up with the same thing, a person
you can't do nothing with. You can't make a meal
out of this person. They can't be soul food. So
this is why I'm saying, we need to have a list,
(21:50):
all right. And it's like, I'm not gonna get into
the whole manifesting conversation because you know, to each its own,
but they're definitely is significance and thinking of what you want,
expressing what you want and putting it down on paper.
On no pad in your phone, Like it makes a difference.
You know what you're looking for. You're not out here
(22:11):
just taking anything that comes your way. So I feel
like we all should make a list, right, So honestly,
once you sit down and get your goals out into
the universe, you open your arms for those things to
come back to you, right, and it just makes it
that much easier to obtain. So what's on your list? Right?
(22:35):
Avery don't like you says, Yes, that's a recipe for
a disaster. M and Mitch nine on the score five says,
I bet she got WrestleMania on her bucket list. So
favorite Nomic says double cheeked up with a lightsaber and
is and is okay. Shout out to Urban Force PHL
(22:59):
by the way, one fine Trinny Boy says at Jade
and Moto, she hitting you with the diamond cutter on
a couch. Tommy him Figure says at women don't fart,
they pooty poot that's what you think, that's what you think. Well,
as a woman, I want to let you know women
(23:21):
do not pooty poop. They actually shark if you get
the right one. Okay, not me, not me, not me,
not me, not me, but I agree. The batterer she is,
the louder she farts, and the louder she snores. I
promise you, I promise you, promise you. Favorite Nomic says,
just don't put my head under the covers when you
(23:42):
do it. No, baby, you're gonna get this Dutch oven
for sure. What the fuck are you talking about? Like
you want to be here or not? Jesus one, fine
triny boy says, she drinks beer. She definitely farts, y'all.
Don't gotta do me like that. I thought we were friends,
and sometimes it be seeming like we're not friends. Guys
most speaks is I know this is random as fuck,
(24:03):
but I was watching goof Troop and I swear to god,
you favorite a mama that lives next door. That's so funny.
One of my friends that I went to like elementary
school with, I still call him goof Troops to this day.
That's hilarious. But she was fine, so I don't mind.
But she said I no, he said, I look like
the mom and goof Troops next door. Okay, you know what,
(24:24):
Bike Life says, no, no, no, no, no. Two different conversations.
The brain be braining. I don't know what y'all wanted
to say. Bike Life says, as long as she don't
snore louder than me, she I snore like the fucking
sixty ninth Street train making all stops. If you live
in Philly, you know what that means. Okay, Ah dave
(24:44):
I Underscore H two four two thousand and three says
you're so real and gorgeous, lady. I wish I knew you.
You do know me. We all know each other. I
thought we were friends. Favomonomic says your stomach just goes
flat when you let it out. Yeah, that's how you
keep it flat. Duh, duh. One friend, Turning Boy says
most speak she really does, though, Black Disney. Yeah. Man.
(25:05):
So going back to our original conversation, I feel like
lists are important, lits are important, And before you make
your list, I really want you to sit down and think, firstly,
what do you bring and what would compliment you? Secondly,
(25:26):
what do you need and how can your partner help
you meet those needs? Right, And there are certain things
that are going to be for certain people. Everybody's listen
is not going to be the same, and it's not
supposed to be. We all went through different things. What
I may need might not be what you need because
we had a different upbringing, We had a different childhood. Okay,
you may not know about the cinnamon and butter sandwiches. Okay,
(25:49):
you may not know about you know, flipping on a mattress.
All right, It's certain things started going to apply to
certain people and certain things that don't. And we really
got to sit down and think about, well, what's important
to you? What do you need, what's gonna help you
reach your goals, what's gonna phase out and be able
to change with you as you get older? And to me, Ima,
(26:13):
be real. And I know a lot of the stuff
that we be talking about on here it comes out
very pick me ish. But I feel like y'all be
confusing pick me with accountability and it really pisses me off.
But that's a conversation for another time. But I say
all that to say, I don't care if you make
six figures? Do you have disposable income? Okay, because you
(26:36):
making six figures don't mean shit? If your car is
on the repoll list? Can we talk about it? Can
we talk about it? Y'all always be talking about own?
I need a man who makes six figures. No, we
need to get down to the bottom of this. There
are other things that need to be added to this conversation. Okay,
you making six figures don't mean nothing if your car
is on the repo list. Okay, you electric bill is
(26:57):
three months passed due your own back, I'll support. Okay,
the six figures ain't enough. Making six figures ain't enough. Okay, Yes,
let's get into it. Let's get into it. Because my
whole thing is, if you don't have disposable income, I
might not be the girl for you because I want
(27:19):
to just wake up one morning and take a random
trip to Switzerland to go to those villages that look
like the places and all the Hallmark movies. Okay, can
you accompany me? Yes or no? Right, Like, you making
six figures don't mean nothing if your credit score seven
not seven hundred. I said seven seven, because some of
y'all credit score seven. All right, making six figures ain't enough.
(27:41):
And I know that sounds crazy. I know, I know,
I know. Making six figures ain't enough because maybe you
can make five figures, but you're gonna set it up
where your car is paid off, you're living within your means.
Your bills are always paid on time. You then scheduled
(28:01):
out and saved the courtingly, so now you can take
random trips. Maybe I love to have my butt cheeks
in the sand. Okay, you can affoord that because I can, Like,
we need to really pay attention to not how much
person is making, but are they living within their means?
Like how is your life really set up? Them? Six
figures ain't enough for me. It's not them five figures
(28:23):
a do if you moving it accordingly. It's not the
size of the boat, it's the motion and the ocean. Okay,
it's the motion in that paycheck, all right, because sometimes
the six figures don't be figuring, if you get what
I'm saying. Jaden Moto says, Also, it's crazy because folks
want you to make six plus figures yet spend a
(28:44):
majority major of the time with them and don't work
like that. I agree, I agree? Can do you have
good time management? Can you squeeze me into your six
figure lifestyle? One fine tritty boy says, I need to
have disposable income because I'm known for randomly to buy
a slipping slide and a bounce house. Yes, yes, I
(29:09):
need me a man who has disposable income, who can
buy me a slipping slide of a bounce house because
I'm feeling sad today. How you gonna make me feel better? Stink? Okay,
because a burning bag ain't gonna do it. I like
things a little differently round here, all right? I agree?
I agree? Okay, hold on, yeah, I'm trying to score
back down my bad? Yes, sehn, you don't got a mic?
(29:38):
Oh my god. This applies to savings too, Like do
you have a savings a life insurance and policy? Like
when you pass or we're gonna have to have a
fish fry like these are all things that we need
to talk about, right, important things, And it's like if
we get too serious, right, how hard is it gonna
be for you to save for a wedding ring or
(30:03):
wedding period? Like? These are all things we need to
take into account because, like you, making six figures is nice,
but how do I fit into that? Right? How do
we fit together if we do continue our relationship and
get serious? How hard is it going to be for
you to save for an engagement ring, a wedding venue?
Or is your three card notes going to tie into that,
(30:24):
and it's like they all behind by the way, like
we need to It's things that go into this, right.
I just want to make sure that we're enjoying each
other on the right level, because making six figures ain't
nothing if the money is already accounted for. Okay, So
(30:44):
I'd rather somebody who has disposable income and a savings
I t q h verne g avery do like you says.
Paintball is crazy fun and is one fine tritty boy
says I'm planning to get me an acre for my
(31:05):
next crib instead of a laser tag and paintball. Of course,
Energy Slice Maximus just board a badge. Haste Slice, thanks
for buying a badge, Baby outfanz outfans, what's up? Baby?
Come on in ours uh outas says God. Disposable income
to pay for these prompts to come back. Please don't
(31:26):
piss me off. Thank you all right, guys. So now
we're going to get into the edible portion of the show.
So the edible portion is when I read questions, comments,
stories that you guys, and then and on the day
that we record, I usually put up a prompt saying,
ask me anything, if you have something to say, and
it's on a day that we aren't recording and there
isn't a prompt. You can always email me at inquirease
at stormypea dot com. I do not suggest dms because
(31:49):
they will get lost. It's like the wild wild Wests
over there. So I I'm only laughing because while we're
on break just now, Shot was talking and saying that
don't matter, and I was like, oh, we can't share
you like you don't have a mic one fine training
boy said we hear him, cut the shit, okay whatever,
(32:09):
oh whatever, please please make sure. So my first question
I got, I thought it was really cool instead of
favor nomics, would you be willing to show your credit
report and his and have the uncomfortable conversation. I feel
like a short answer, yeah, I'll try my credit report,
(32:33):
like whatever, I got that thing on me, you know
the vibes. But I do think that we have to
pay certain conversations for certain points in our relationship. I
do think that once again, because we're in this microwave society,
a lot of times we'll be pushing things too fast.
You don't need to see my credit report until we're
(32:53):
like shopping for an engagement ring or like until we're
thinking of seriously taking our relationship to the next level.
Cause why cause my credit report ain't chow credit report,
and I don't want to see yours cause you ain't,
finnah see mine, because you don't need to tell me.
Oh well, I feel like I need a new car.
Cool cool, cool, Well your credit score is good enough,
(33:13):
you might as well just get one. No, no, Like,
I don't mind doing certain things for people when they
reach a certain level of my life. That microwave society shit,
that's honestly why you see a lot of people who
are having kids way before they need to, and then
like within the year they all break up. It's because
they shouldn't have kids in the first place. They were
not meant to be forever couples, okay with they were
(33:34):
just rushing shit like everything is so easily obtainable nowadays
that we just expected right off the back. And I
think that's really what be holding us back for real,
for real, hold on, let me score back up, score
back up, scrow back up. Next one outfits as Paintball
for the fifth year, who all want to do a
(33:55):
chocolate chip and sip skirmish? Takeover you know what. I
like that. I like that maybe we will do a
chocolate chip and sip of paintball tournament. I know it's
some a few paces not too far from here, but
I like that. I like that. My team's gonna win.
I don't care who's team I'm one. My team's gonna
win one. No. Why Here are the qualifications to be
on my team for paintball. Must be able to do
(34:16):
a front roll. Must be able to do a front roll. Okay,
that's it, So I got all I got. You want
to be on my team, you want to be on
the winning team. You must be able to do a
front roll and shoot and hit your target directly after
(34:38):
you know. I don't ask for much. I don't ask
so much at all. Boom, I'm gonna I'm gonna see
if I can get that done. That'd be dupe. I
like that. Let me scroll down, scroll to scroll down.
What's up? Eighty? Thank you baby, I am so active?
Said okay, little miss Vibe, thank you. The Kwan e
and T says Queens Story Stormy Tide Grin says, that's
(35:01):
marriage shit. The Talk Heavy podcast says, too late. At
that point, feelings already involved. I don't think so. I
rob at on One says, I had this conversation with
my girlfriend and it went really well. But we're very
transparent with one another. You have to move based on
you and your significant other. I agree. Jada Moto said,
what do you feel is a reasonable time for someone
(35:22):
to get to know a partner? I think that a
reasonable time for someone to get to know their partner.
It varies because a reasonable time, a reasonable time to
get to know your partner varies from relationships or relationship
because I think it depends on how much time you're
spending with that person. Right, Like if we're on some
(35:45):
long distance shit and I only can talk to you
on the phone, but I see you like once a month,
like we might be moving a little bit faster because
it's like, uh, I'm not gonna see you for another month.
But if like, okay, shot, act like you've been in
the studio for act like you're being in the studio before. Okay,
thank you, thank you, thank y'all, thank y'all. But like
(36:09):
if we're like up under each other every day, we
have more time to have tough conversations, to encounter different
situationships that will bring up tough conversations, so I think
it really like depends from relationships or relationship. JG Film
says front roll while getting shot the whole way through,
I'm crying. Hold on, Alphit says, must have insurance because
(36:32):
your acls are going who who my acls aspire? Thank
you very much. Uh. Sports Talk Terry says, if he's
coming to the table needing a co sign for a car,
is a priorities are wrong? Anyway? I agree. Alfie says
this bust down has you looking like rock Stand from
(36:53):
the Goofy movie. Y'all all gonna keep talking about this.
You'll all gonna keep talking. Y'all all gonna keep giving
me the Goofy movie shit. That's fine. Talk every podcast says,
phones on D and D, Thank y'all, Thank y'all, Thank y'all.
Favorite Anamic says you can't always have the best foot forward.
(37:13):
What's that dragon backfoot look like? I agree? Sports Talk
Terry says I respect this answer one time. Seven Perspective
podcasts says tough conversations are best. Aaron Nash seven three
says high value, but fish fry frind was a bad look.
I agree, I agree. Most speaker says, wait, aren't you
in the DMV. No, I'm actually in Philly. Seven Perspective
(37:36):
Podcasts says Roxanne was fire the old one. Y'all done?
Y'all done? Because because I've had enough of this? Okay, great, great, great?
But yeah, so oh wait, no, I'm sorry I missed
another question. My bad, y'all. How many baby mamas is
the limit? Is this a safe space? Is this a
(38:04):
safe space? Before I answer this, is this a safe space,
I'm assuming you all said yes. All right, I'm gonna
answer with honesty, and I want you guys to hear
me out before I finish my answer. Okay, so I'm
(38:27):
a pretty reasonable person, but if you got three kids
and more, I'm probably not the girl for you. Okay,
hear me out, hear me out, and hear me out right.
Two kids is cool. Two baby mamas is cool, right
because you know what you're live and you learn right
hm hm right. But three kids ain't gonna do it
(38:51):
for me, only because I want at least two more
kids and I currently have one. If you have to,
I got one and I want two more. That's five kids.
Five kids. Unless you are making a certain amount of money,
this is just honestly not feasible for us. Right. And
(39:12):
the only reason I say is because I'm trying to
live comfortably, right, Like, my money plus your money has
to equal a certain amount of money for us to
have more than five kids. And if you ain't bringing
that energy, it's not gonna work. It's not gonna work.
No shade stormy love of kids. Right, we can be friends,
(39:35):
we can be friends, but I honestly I think that
might be all we can be only because I genuinely
want to have at least two more kids. So it's
not on some ego shit where it's like, oh you
already ran thrill and blah blah blah blah blah. I'm
not on that type of shit at all. I'm thinking
about my future and how I want to live and
what's gonna be feasible for the both of us, honestly, Like,
(39:56):
I want to make sure I'm happy. I'm happy in
this relationship too. I'm fulfilled this relationship too. There are
things that I genuinely want and if you have three
or more kids, nine times out of tend you're probably
not gonna be able to accomplish that. So talk heavy
podcasts as kids equals run, I'm gone. All of y'all
got kids, so shut the fuck out right. Seven Perspective
(40:18):
Podcasts says preach gotta have enough money to take care
of the whole family and more Sports talk. Terry says,
what about three kids, but all are almost grown, so
you practically an empty nester. My only pushback with that is,
if all three of your kids are practically grown and
you're almost at an empty nest stage, you're probably at
a certain age where you don't want an infant running
(40:40):
around either much less too, So it's like, hmmm, you
know what I mean? Uh, hold on, Y'a'm scrolling up. Hey,
ed lover old one, I am so Active says I
ain't going into the kids department. I'm good. Abdul Q
(41:00):
says I agree. My third child's mother gotta be my last.
Jada Molto says a better, better swing. I am so
Active says everyone makes bad, I mean dumb decisions. Uh.
Seven podcasts Seven Perspective Podcasts as three kids, different parents
are all the same parents, so it's still just two
(41:28):
kid limit, two kid limit. It's a two kid maximum
over here, all right, Like you can have one or
two baby moms I really don't care, but we capping
it it too. Like if you got three kids and
two baby moms, I used to fuck with that. I'm
not fucking with that no more. I feel like we
(41:49):
just need to be honest and realize funds is funds
and kids is kids. Okay, so if you have more
than two, I'm probably not gonna be able to get
my two. So yeah, it's a dub for me less
you make a certain amount of money. If you make
a certain amount of money, we're gucci. But if you don't,
it's awkward. Favorite nomic says, I used to wish I
was an adult. Ain't shit ass nigga bruh. You know
(42:12):
how many times I have that conversation with myself. I
really used to wish I was an adult. Like a dickhead. Okay,
a dickhead. Okay. First of all, I don't know why
I was tripping because naps are fire. Okay, naps are
fucking fire. I will take a power nap right here
on live okay. Second of all, no bills, no bills,
(42:36):
Like I don't know if y'all watch the show from
right so on MGM. But like basically they're trapped in
this town with like no bills, and they're all trying
to get out. Now. Granted it is monsters that come
to eat them every night, but that's different. I'm just saying,
most importantly, it's no bills, right. I don't know why
I was in such a rush to first of all,
(42:56):
any day now I'm expecting to wake up on my
back curtain. It hasn't yet not go on would but
like I know this back of these knees gonna give
out any day. Any day, I'm on borrowed time. Okay.
It's like, uh uh, I don't know why I wanted
to be an adult so bad. Y'all know about taxes,
y'all know how much they suck ass? Why did I
(43:17):
want to be an adult? Okay? Why? Growing up we
had all these scary movies Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers, Chucky.
Why gay have a movie about taxes? Okay? That was
the real fucking scary movie. Okay. When a nigga pick
up the phone and you're like, oh, the call is
coming from inside the house, No, it's actually coming from
(43:38):
a bill collector. All right. I don't know why? Why
did we want to be adults so bad? I don't know.
I don't know. Aaron Ash seventy three says, no, Cam Newton,
baby mama stuff. Women have amnesia when money hit like that. Listen, No, no, no,
that's different. That's that's another thing. I'm not gonna be
another baby mom like you can only if you have
(44:00):
three or more kids. But you also make a certain
amount of money. You also have to want to get married,
like I'm not that ain't that ain't delfe for me.
It can't. It can't hold on y'all. Uptown DTV says
why so many of you don't like to travel? Getting
someone to watch five kids? It's crazy work. Famanomics said,
(44:21):
I got told to learn to be a bonus that
Ty Grin says, Sally May is the real monster. You
ain't never fucking lied. Ol Fred says the fridge stocked
itself as a kid and did. Jaydon Moult said, taxes
and the Irs is the real horrors. Yes, we need
to make a horror film about being an auditated baby baby.
(44:44):
I will piss my pants before I leave that movie theater.
You hear me? Okay, we need to have realistic scary movies.
That's what we need. Bruh uh let me get us,
says Back then, we thought we'd be rich adults with
jobs that we only worked eight hours a week. Bruh,
you know what, I'm not gonna lie, I really because
I'm naive, okay, and I'm willing. I'm this is a
(45:06):
safe space. I'm naive, I'm creative. I have an amazing imagination.
Right by this time, I just knew we was gonna
have flying cars. Now. Granted, we are starting to get
the robots from Eye Robot, but honestly, I don't feel
like we need that shit. So I really thought that
life is gonna look different from me by now, Like
I just knew I was gonna have a jetpack. You know,
(45:29):
the only time I get a jet pack is when
I fart in my sleep. Like, I just thought that
life was gonna be something different for me, and it's
fucking not. And I hate that for us, my life
does not look the way that I thought it would.
And not about me and my personal goals. I just
mean the world period. I just thought we would be
so much more technology, tech, technolology, technology, Let me let
(45:51):
me please technologically advance as a brain fart. Yeah, hell
ty grind, says baby Mama's from Hell is a great
horror title, a favorite nomic, says, I want a realistic
baby Mama scare and our roll over like I can
afford it. We're gonna be okay, that's fire. Big Triill
(46:15):
three says, no bullshit. We're supposed to be like the
Jetsons right now, Yo, if I'm not mistaken, Shot, can
you look to suffer for me? Please? Can you look
up and see what year the Jetsons was based in.
If I'm not mistaken, we've passed the year that the
Jetsons were set in. Chot's gonna look it up right now. No,
I don't want you to cross reference. Hey, just tell
(46:37):
me what year the Jetsons was Thank you please? Please?
J E. T. S. O. N. S. You know Jarvis
wouldn't treat me like this. Yes, yes, come on, what
(46:59):
year was Jetson setting twenty sixty two? That's only thirty
years away. Are you sure? Big Trill says no, I
looked it up. George was born in twenty twenty two.
Back to the Future was set in twenty fifteen. Maybe
I'm thinking about back to the future then, yeah, maybe
(47:19):
I'm thinking about back to the future. Either way, they
don't even have Deloreans no more so it's like, eh,
let me get us. Says that's why they started pushing
the dates for futuristic movies out to twenty three fifty. Yeah,
because we there already like they had to push them.
Drawings back Sports Talked Terry says, Jesus he had a
(47:42):
deprived childhood. I'm crying, uh da dada ded. Jayson Molto says,
eat a bean burrito and you can hit turbo jet
farts in your sleep. Maybe I don't even need a burrito.
All right, this is old. Natchi Row says, all of
that exists, we just can't afford it. I'm crying Outfit
(48:04):
says Spartan. In your sleep is not a jet pack.
That shit is a hot box of hors man up,
shut up. A favorite Nomics says, imagine a world without scared. Okay,
you know what. I'm not even gonna finish reading that way,
all right, y'all, So listen, what do we learn today?
If anything? Right, Sleep there is an amazing band. You
(48:25):
guys should go to one of their concerts, especially if
you like Daughtry, because they were on tour with Daughtrey.
I don't care how fine you are, how much money
you have, or how tall you are. There's nothing like
a man who actually wants you. I hate when y'all
say this, Oh y'all scrambling because your biological time clock
is taken. No, I'm just weird and I'm sick of
hiding it. So like, if I can find my person,
(48:46):
that would make my life so much fucking easier. Right.
I made a list of what I want and what
I don't want, and one of them is one of
the qualities is I need you to have disposable income,
because you know, I like to do random shit, and
I want you to be able to afford to do
the random shit I want to do. I don't want
to always have to pay for you, and I don't
want you to always have to pay for me, Like,
come on, let's let's fucking go. And also, apparently the
(49:11):
Jetsons were from twenty sixty two, which is unfortunate because
I just knew and you know it's crazy. You said
George was born in twenty twenty two, so he was
born like post COVID. I feel like that wasn't really
implemented in the show. There are some things that we
need to adjust, so you know whatever. Yeah, outfit says
(49:32):
I learned to randomly check ig to see if someone
decides to go live. Please don't start with me outfics.
Thank you. My message is always gonna be the same.
Follow me on the Gram at Stormy p Pea, at
Chocolate Chip and Sip. And if you don't remember anything else,
please remember George Jetson was born in twenty twenty two.
(49:52):
I love you guys. When I see next week. Peace,
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