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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sure, what's up, beautiful people. There's your baby mama, favorite
baby Mama, Stormy P. And this is another episode of
Chocolate Chip and Zip the modern day female perspective. Damn
Son back at it again. Boom Okay, So let's do
a quick recap recap this past weekend. We had heroes

(00:22):
vote first with show up Strong. Thank you to everybody
who came out. Shout out to my man Outfiz. He
came decked out rep the set like ganggang, whole lote
gang shit. Yeah, man, that was quite the experience. I'm
so happy that we did our part in helping making
people's voices heard. Shout out to everybody who suited up,
showed up and made their voice count. And yeah, I

(00:44):
want to get into something else real fast before we
get started. Now, y'all know, I usually don't address when
stuff goes viral for me, right, unless it's like too
much or I feel like a point is not being
made or X, Y and Z.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
So some y'all.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Might have.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Heard Corey Holcomb right and his recent comments about his
preferences on how he chooses on dating women. And if
you don't know Corey Holcom, he's a comedian. He was
on wild'n Out for a little bit and basically, my
man said, like, Yo, I like dating girls who don't

(01:26):
have money because they can't leave me. Y'all listen, listen.
My man said, I like dating girls with money because
they can't leave me because you know how they bill's
gonna get paid. You know how they kids gonna get fed, X,
Y and Z.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
And before I even get into all.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
That, can we just sit for a second and think
about what this man got on out Gore's Internet and said.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Can we think about it? Let's discuss.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Corey Holcom was on a podcast and he said that
he likes stating women who don't have money because.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
They can't leave them.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Essentially, they don't have the strength because they don't have
the financial means.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
They can't just up and say I'm done with.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
The bullshit, right, And so the Shade Room reposts it
and I comment, you can always tell who did and
didn't get girls growing up, right, And.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
I feel like this is a fair statement.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
In my defense, this is a fair statement, and I
know all of you are able to have this.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
You might not have discernment about.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Who you be fucking, but I'm sure you can tell
who did and didn't get bitches growing up? Like, honestly,
you can just tell by the way a person carries themselves, Like, yo,
you can always tell who did and didn't get girls
growing up. You can always tell the men who did
and didn't get girls growing up.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
And y'all.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
The internet lost they damn by okay.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
And so it was.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Really the people that we were applying to my comment
that I thought was so funny because one of the
first ones said, your husband looked unemployed, you probably gotta
pay the light bill.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
And I was like, I look like a wife. Boy,
shut the fuck up your.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Talking about your husband looked unemployed and you probably gotta
pay the light bill. Baby, if I look like a
wife's just say that, like it's given wife.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Okay, okay, okay, it's given wife. Huh.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
But it's like I would take that comment to heart,
But this particular individual was on the internet with Choke Jordan's,
so I didn't really pay attention to what the fuck
he was saying. Like, second of all, I don't have
a husband, right, But it was like multiple people under
there are like you man ain't shit and look as

(04:08):
your man though, and I am bewildered buffooned, who the
fuck are y'all talking about?

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Bruh?

Speaker 1 (04:18):
This lets me know maybe there are just bots responding
like what's that that service that you can pay?

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Like, what's that service you could pay?

Speaker 1 (04:28):
And people were like you could type in what comments
you want them to be, like I don't know what
it's called, but it's something, And I'm like, somebody must
have paid for this. But I had to go on
my page and look like where's the niggas?

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Where the niggas at?

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Like I'm confused? Right, So.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
It was a bunch of those type of comments, and
then it also was the whole teps, you know, the
whole teps. They gonna come through and make their voices heard, right,
so the whole tips come right at me. We are
black have gotten so far away from our culture. We
don't even realize that we've been stripped of our certain names,
our traditions, our values, our cultures. And it's like I

(05:10):
hear you, and and you know, you know, you know,
you know you know, and in my mind I'm like, okay,
so I had the respond with I hear you. But
degrading and taking advantage of disenfranchised women was never a
part of our culture. Like I can say, I can

(05:31):
understand you saying, hey, that was the reason why I
don't want to participate in monogamy.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Cool, I got it. Message received makes sense to me.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
You want to follow traditions, that's fine, you still leave
pork every other day. But hey, you know whatever, we're
not following everything.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
That's another thing, right, But it's like for you to
make it seem like him saying he's purposely preying upon
and targeting women who are like who don't have the
financial met.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Means to leave him. That's crazy, that's wild.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
And I just want to say, going back to my
original statement, when I say you can always tell the
men who did and didn't get girls growing up, it's
because if you did get girls growing up, you would
know that women don't want to hear that shit, like
whether it's true or not, whether it's true or not,

(06:27):
if that is your preference on how you choose women
you're dating. Cool, But as a man who has been
successful in getting women, you.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Have to know women don't want to hear that shit.
What's wrong with you?

Speaker 3 (06:42):
No shame?

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Where is the kuth? I agree? Where is the kuth?
And you know what women I blame you.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
All the women who out here given Corey Hulka some
kootie cat, knowing that these the type of women he
go for. Honestly, if you've ever given coodycats Corey Holcome,
you should be offended because he basically called you a
broke pinch.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
He basically called you a bum like. But I digress.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
I mean, for granted, it might only be too girl.
I mean you might not even know.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah, yeah, Honestly, honestly, that was just a wild conversation
to me. And I understood where he was coming from
in the beginning kind of because technically, that same reason
is part of the why for how we had grandparents

(07:40):
who stayed together so long, Like Grandma couldn't leave, she
couldn't afford to leave, she didn't have her own bank account,
she couldn't do shit, right, So.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
I get that.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
But in the year twenty twenty four of our Lord,
for you to have that same mentality, it's crazy, Okay, crazy,
hold on, y'all. I wasn't even paying attention to the comments,
my bad, y'all. Let me scroll up, scroll up, scup
UPco up, Hey to ya, swig Marcus eight one zero six,
I like your laughter. Thanks, I got it from a birthday.

(08:10):
Uh full of full of nonsense, says hello, o'rory. We've
been trying to reach you regarding your CARSX in the warranty.
I'm crying. Sharif Snug says, money don't make the man.
Man makes the money. Marcus eight one O six says
you're definitely my van Matarial and I want to.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Go back to that making the money thing, right.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
I think it's also very important to point out it
don't matter how much money a corny nigga get, he's
still gonna be corny.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
He's still gonna be corny. Listen the group that always
make the wild comments and don't get no chicksen.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
That's just how it works.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
One thing about them corny niggas, That corn is still
gonna fall off the cop no matter how many tax
break its you reach, okay, no matter how many tax
brackets you break reach accomplished, you're still fucking corny.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
So yeah, that's all I have to say about that,
and forever fucking be Elaine.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
I don't know ya. Sometimes I just think that we
need to stop.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
And this is coming from a place of reflection because
I feel like I've done this a few times too.
I know, we get on these podcasts mikes and we
be thinking, yeah, we're cousins and we homies, and it's
like we have to acknowledge that the wrong audience, people
who don't understand how we talk and how we joke,
are going to hear it and they're gonna take shit seriously.

(09:42):
So it's like, Corey Hultan should have kept that ship
to itself. What's a Travis kelce X name? Or girl
who got on the podcast and said she dressed up
as Tianna Taylor for Halloween after Amon left her? Yeah,
you should have kept that yourself too. Sometimes you just
got key shit to herself. Every funny story don't need

(10:03):
to be shared. And this has come from somebody who
shared one too many funny stories. All right, learn from this, okay.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
Like it's like people have this need to go viral.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
So now it's like they during the rat race to
say the most crazy, intrusive thought or whatever pops up
in your head.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Nowadays, I guess, Caitlin Nicole, thank you, DJ Royalty.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yes, yes, y'all be chasing this internet thing like.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
Bro and like and then you sit on the Internet, Like,
I don't know why people treat me the way they
treat me.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
What you just said?

Speaker 1 (10:32):
What you said, brother, and Corey, you got way too
much like fuel to add to the fire.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Bro like you, You're not the guy.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Who can deliver that message, because sometime it is right message,
wrong messenger. And I feel like that definitely should have
been coming from someone else, someone else.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
For sure.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
I don't know why anybody would make that comment regardless,
Why would you say that out loud? They ain't got
no money because I need them to depend on me. Yes,
like who, I'm still trying to figure out what telling
anybody that, Like, I don't know that it has to
be fake.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Joe low tro Junior says they want that fifteen minutes
of Fame, Dark Mass seventeen, Hey, dark Man's seventeen. People
be hella thirsty out here. J Collective Media says that's true.
Just to be relevant. Yeah, long story short, Uh, Corey,
that wasn't it, Big Dog, that wasn't it. Next thing

(11:31):
I wanted to talk about is, Uh, this conversation with
Corey really had me like second guessing myself. You know,
I have really moved into a space where I say
it the dating pool is in trash. We are just
swimming in the wrong dating pools, right, The dating pool
is in trash. Everybody just keeps going to the community pool,
the free pool.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
You know.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
We need the pools that have better access that you
need to risk band and get into. We talked about
this guys, right, but him saying that shit out live,
questioning myself, like many ask fucking trash out here, So
I had to remind myself the dating pool isn't trash.
All the people that are dating with intentions and have

(12:13):
done the work in therapy to work on themselves and
have really worked to become a better person.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
They all in the house, right.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
So I feel like at some point we all need to, like,
I don't know, have a flash mob or something like,
let's all just fucking link up.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Please.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
You have to understand like dating a person and then
not the date going well, or you're meeting somebody and
they don't go the way you wanted to go, or
you hope it to go. People who just are mature
or whatever or whatever it is. We just going on
about a business. Don't go on the internet. There's no
podcast topic about how niggas ain't shit. Because they expecting

(12:53):
sex after whatever, whatever, just move on. If we're adults
and there's plenty of fish out in the sea and
we know that. So I feel like if we were
to go on the internet and just start talking about
all our experiences, we literally be joining the same as
that mom people take, like, for instance, niggas only want
you for sex. Well, I mean, how many of those
stories are actually accurate, accurate to the tea of what

(13:13):
we're actually talking about. When you say that, how many
stories are blown up out of proportion. I'm out here
doing what I gotta do. I don't have time to
stop on Facebook, like y'all family. Let me tell y'all day,
I'm about to snap family, But we gotta stop with
these women out here because I dated one chick and
didn't go the way I wanted to go. So now
I'm to crash out and make a big deal. No,
I have a job, I have a big as, I

(13:34):
got a lot of stuff to handle, a movie. I
may be hurt for like two days or whatever. We
all go through shit. But this age is going on
the internet bitching about everything, making a big dog buy
everything online. That's not therapy. Ain't nobody on that type
of time for real. I was just used to women
going online talking about women and shit because this isn't
our music. No niggas don't join the conversation. I just
stay off the internet now because it's like too much.

(13:55):
Like oh my god.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
So Marquez g said you should throw a speed dating
event or something.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
I'll partner with you. Here's the funny thing about that.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Right, So you know, like I said, I'm trying to
put myself out there and try different things. A speed
dating event actually popped up on my timeline a few
days ago, so I talked to my homegirl, who's kind
of on the same wave. We're like, all right, bet
we're gonna go, right, tickets are not crazy, maybe like
twenty dollars something reasonable like that. So I go to

(14:26):
buy tickets and they are sold out for women. Okay,
for women, they are sold out for women. The only
tickets available is if you are a male seeking a female.
So it's like, ladies, I get it, but I want
you all to stay strong and I want y'all to

(14:48):
continue to try and put yourself out there. But it's like,
I have mixed emotions about this because I think it
proves that there are women who are intentionally seeking relationships.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
So no matter which you.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Hear or see on the internet, there are women who
actually want to be tied down, want to be married,
ready to be a wife, X, Y, and Z. Right
on the flip side of that, men, what the fuck
is going on?

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Nobody wants? This is the age? I don't.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
I also don't think that people take a consideration the
age that we live in or the area that we
live in. This is the era of being popular. This
is the era everybody's trying to be an influencer. Even
as a photographer, I can no longer just collab with
somebody just to collab with somebody, because my picture may
go viral and then make that nigga millions of dollars
somehow someway. So now I have to watch everything we do.
So now we go to a date event, I'm many

(15:33):
of them girls just go on that date event and
post on a podcast talk about this, talk about that,
and I talk about that, and then you amplify that
with the internet. So now the innefit is gonna blow
out of a porttion You niggas ain't ain't be for that.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
My only pushback, but that is the same way you
can go viral for being a photographer, you can go
double viral for being an influencer relationship couple.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
So it's like there's still value in that.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Nobody want that. No more of this trash. Ain't nobody
trying to be on the internet.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
Ain't nobody trying to do all that type and stuff
all these events nowadays. And I think it's just more
so on a surface level because I have to really
sometimes I have to zoom out because I don't live
in like in my head, the world don't work the
way it really works. So sometimes I know, I know
I have to zoom something fuck up. I have to
zoom the funk out sometimes and really live outside and
be like, okay, shod. This is why this is moving

(16:20):
this way, this is why it don't make sense, because
the world is about the internet. When you go out,
even me, I go out and this is girls that
I've taken out before, and they're all about their phones.
Even at my job there's people that walk in my
building running into the fucking door today on everything is
about social media.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
I got people, Oh do you have this? It was
on TikTok blah blah blah. I need to put it
on my flo What are you talking about, lady.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
You're eighty okay, grim my capitao.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Out let's how about how about that?

Speaker 4 (16:46):
Like, dating is one of them things where it's like
it needs to just we need to not be it
needs to not be trendy. It is trendy talking about
That's what I should just saying. For dating is trendy,
it shouldn't be trendy. There's nothing trendy about dating.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
I don't think I think dating is trendy. I think
dating is relatable because I feel like a lot of
us are in the same space. But it shouldn't be.
It's a true, but things that are relatable end up
being trendy.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
That type of stuff in that whole Like for instance,
just like when you have to talk about men versus women,
it's a hot topic now you don't even want to
touch it when it comes to dating.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Now, I don't want to talk about this bullshit.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
Yeahs gonna be talking about you in a group setting
like that, and especially you gotta think about the people
who run it.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Imagine no shade or anything like that to anybody. Just
keep the pop up in my head.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
What if tonight's Conversation held a speed dating event right,
Based off all the questions and clips that I hear them,
girls ask, hey, if I'm side blah blah blah blah blah,
you know, and he still has his girlfriend? Does that
mean he doesn't love me? These are the type of
questions that he's asking. These are the women that pay
money to ask these questions. Why the funk would I

(17:52):
be going to a d speed thing event when these
are the type of women that these niggas are attractive.
So there's women on that panel, smart, intelligent women on.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
That panel, enlightening other women.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
And these are the questions that these women are asking
trying to attract niggas.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
You have to.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
Ask on television if you are a side chick for
three years, is the nigga ever going to leave his girlfriend?
And you think I'm about to spend twenty dollars, get
in my car, drive to that advent and have to
listen to you.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Talk to me.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Okay, So let me say this right. Two things.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
First, shout out to Tonight's conversation. Shout out to everybody
over there. No shavee, no shape, no shape. Second, right,
and Stanley Tress says niggas never go to speed dating
because they don't know how to converse on the spot.
And I think both of you are two very important
parts of this conversation. Right, So you got to remember
those rooms are filled with thousands of people. The only

(18:46):
people that get to ask questions are the ones that
are in super super VIP.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Right.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
You also have to remember at some point, I really
do think that like some people just want to go viral.
And then on top of that, I also think we
have conversations in our head, but sometimes you just need
an affirmation from somebody else like no, you are being
a dickhead yep, or like no, no, no, you ain't
tripping girl.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
This is why.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
And I think a lot of times when those women
walk up, they think they are in the right and
then they have to hear it out loud for somebody else.
Like you can think you look very good in the outfit,
but have a subconscious like thought about it. All you
need is one person to be honest with you say no, bitch,
you look fat. Like I love you, but you look fat.
You should get a bigger size, or maybe we're something

(19:32):
that is more catering to your body type, something that
fits you, and I think a lot of times women
are coming up there for they pay that twenty dollars
instead of paying that two hundred dollars copay for a
therapist and they get that thirty second session and that's it.
Now do they change their lives afterwards?

Speaker 2 (19:47):
I don't know. But funny thing.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
About that is we had a conversation around this time
last year where a woman had wrote into Chocolate Chip
and SIPs saying her husband kept ejaculating fast, and his
response was, she's too she's too wet, Like is that
like a thing like X Y and Z. So I
broke down like the different things that maybe going on

(20:10):
X Y and Z.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
She sent me a d M s as they say,
Hey girl, it's me. I sent in this question asking
like if it was a thing to be too wet.
I divorced that nigga.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
My whole thing is you see how these are the
questions that represent this is the type of questions that
represent dating.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Now, dating is not represented in a way where you know.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
You have niggas, like on a guy side, you have
guys in standards absolutely correct on the on the on
the aspect of dating We've got so used to just
talking and arguing niggas don't forget how to actually date
and have a conversation. So that's one part of it.
So yeah, that's that's a big part of it. But
not buying a ticket and not even trying even the boys.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
But okay, so I also want to say as far
as that uh today's conversation thing, right, rather than look
at it as these are the type of women that
are coming up here asking these questions, can we also
look at it as these are the type of women
that feel like they have to because this is all
that's out there.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
In terms of men.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
Yes, but again, if you're trying to attract men who
are doing their thing in this world of trendy and
dating world and all this bullshit that goes along with
this world, why would this be the thing that we
are pushing on the internet. It's the same thing as
black people when we say our representation, the representation of
the dating pool is trash.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
I think that there is internet.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
It is so and I'm not even going to say
that because I think that there is just like we
have conscious rap, just like we have people like Rhapsody,
you know, J Cole like people who are pushing actual music. Right.
We also have pods and relationship talks that do that
as well, but for whatever reason, we're not tapping into it.

(21:51):
So that's not their fault because it's out there. I
cannot remember what it is called. It's these guys I
just started following to long ago. It's really going to
wreck my brain. And their conversations were so meaningful and
like so honest and like I think a few of
them are like husbands. The other one is like in
a relationship. I cannot remember what.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
This is called, but I just wish I saw.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
That's how I knew that my cleanse was working not
only for me but also for my algorithm, because I
don't really see no more function, Like the only thing
I see is like healed conversations. Jim Gurley is without
a BBL.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
No shade.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
If you did get a BBL, I'm just saying, I'm
a bitch, you didn't put the work in. So I
would like to follow women who's done the same. But
like when I see little things like that popping up
all my time, and I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm really
doing it, Like I'm really putting in this work, Like
it's really happening because the algorithm is picking up on
that's what I want to see.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
I just feel like the same way you just said
with the Jake holes. The Jake holes is everything's popular,
but the sexy reds are in powerhouse. That's what's headlining.
Like I said, the dating pool isn't trash. It's not trash.
I don't attract crazy women. I don't have all these
stories because I don't type tho type of women. I
don't have these stories talk. That's why you got nothing
to talk about. That's why that's why we quiet, because
I don't track all that drama. It's just a simple fact.

(23:07):
When you're go on the internet, and you're on the
internet and anything that comes off the internet, you gotta
really think about, nowadays, what is this type of event?
Like now we're attracting what? Because who goes to these
type events? Now? Like I said, if you had a
dating situation, like an actual event, right, and you took
a power and you think about the audience that came
to your shows for the last three shows or four

(23:28):
shows or whatever, right, and you talk about the type
of women that just got on the mic, or even
just the type of woman you attract. What kind of
dating event would you have? How many couples will come
out of that dating event successful?

Speaker 2 (23:39):
I think I would get like a.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
If we're talking about like just on vibes alone, I
think that I would have like a seventy five percent
success rate. I think it would come down to a
making sure there are enough men b love of attractedness
because you can vibe, but like you might not be

(24:04):
physically attracted to that person, but you won't find somebody
you fuck with for sure.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Do you want to have sex with them? Or are
you attracted to them?

Speaker 1 (24:12):
That might be another thing. But I feel like if
you come to one with event, she gonna find somebody
you fuck with for her.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
For when we're talking fucking with, we're talking, I'm talking
to dating event. Now everybody's on this relationship. Let's be loved,
let's be husbands, we're all in tenfold whatever. Another thing
in tentfoild. You gotta be more specific when you staying
in tentfoil. Just saying that doesn't mean anything. But anyway,
all these type of things. Knowing how we know what
the dating pool is like, knowing type of people who
are flocking to these type of things. How are we

(24:38):
going to how how are we going to attract the
type of people that are going to come to these
type of events, Like, how are you going to attract?

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Do you use the these the stands? To everybody out here.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
I didn't put stand in there. I'm sorry, you are
not you are not You're not in that.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
Why are you.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
Stand? Me and Stan was bonding? That s right, understand,
go Eagles.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Anyway, San is not dating intentionally. That's why shout out
to standing.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
At work, your job, you want to love.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
I just I just think that it's one of those
situations where be personally. This is one of the things
that when and now that I shoot these events, you
go to these events, it's not the right people. Even
the guys there, they're just literally like they're staying in
their groups talking about the girl that they see.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
I'm like you we're talking.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
Like like this is end in the age where niggas
can't even go to a girl and talk about talk
to her without surrounding her.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
First of all, Stand said, I'm not dating at all
right now, not too much on me.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
Yeah say yeah, that's that's my thing. It's just the
representation of dating is not in a good spotlight right now.
Once it becomes not a topic and it's not one
of them things where just the flocks the thing, then
it will be the safe time for people to really
just I think it'll pop outside and once we get
like a real big thing to take the topic off
of relationships heavy, I feel like people who are really

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out here doing it and don't.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
Want to be bothered with the nonsense will come back outside.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
I feel that.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Hold on. Stan says dating pool isn't trash. People can't
swim to the deep end. That's where the real one's at.
Marquees G says, definitely not the right folks. Kel Dshot
says someone. Marques G says it's hard to meet people

(26:27):
like complete strangers because life just ain't the same no more,
and yeah that's it. Kel Dshad says, I feel like
people don't want to put themselves out there.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Everybody's scary.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Now. I agree with that as well. Comedian Harry Yo says,
you look nice, always works. Just find Tritty Boy says
just don't even make sense. Please, Stormy keeps can't find
every podcast. I'm not to stop reading. Thank you, thank you,
thank you, so as you guys can see this past week,
I've been doing a lot of reflecting about relationships and

(27:00):
you know, things I've done well at, things I might
have been able to improve at. And I always tell people,
if you look back at the last three people that
you've dated and it ended the same way, there's.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Only one common denominator. Maybe it's you.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Right, So if you're saying, like, yo, the last three
girls I dated, they all just used me for money?

Speaker 2 (27:25):
And why did they all feel like they can use
you for money? Okay?

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Why did they feel so comfortable asking you for money?
Why did they feel so comfortable knowing they were going
to get the money? Or like, if you look back
at the past three guys that you've dated and you say, hey,
you know all of them just got my cootie cat
and left, why are you giving the cootie cat?

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Why are you giving the coudie cat so fast?

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Like I feel like sometimes we really can improve our
situation by sitting back to reflect and not just reflect
on bad things, but also reflect on good things.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
So me.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Did a lot of soul searching, okay, And I feel
like at my big age, I've only had three boyfriends
and the one thing that every single one of them
is gonna tell you I'm a trick. Okay, I'm a trick.
I'm a simp. I'm'a spend that money. Okay, big trick

(28:21):
and spend dingee's that's me.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
If you are my man, my man, my man, my man, baby,
I'm dropping a bag. If I like you, I'm gonna
act like it, like when y'all be having these conversations
on the internet, like I can't be with no man
a pedal.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
True.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
True, that's what's that. Ain't me though, but that's what's up.
Good for you, Good for you. I don't understand that mindset.
It doesn't make sense to me. I don't really understand
the thought of you're my man, and I give you
my body, but not my throat.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
I give you my well the throat to the throat too. Okay. Sorry,
I'm sorry. Sorry, I'm trying to stay. I'm trying to
keep it there. Let let me please. I meant to say,
up my wallet. Okay, there it was on my mind.
See I'm trying.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
I'm trying, okay, like, but no, all jokes inside they're like,
if you're like man, I'm going to spend money on you.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
That's my erring, myring.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Hold on up, what.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
The throat was on my mind?

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Chef Fetcher says, throat not included. Instance we trust says
nasty work. Markcuz GeSe says, Oh, I'm good. I'm in
a great relationship actually, but no, like sorry, I had
to put my earring back in. But if you're my man,
I don't see the problem in acting like it like
we are together. I appreciate you. I'm gonna show it,

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not just emotionally and physically, but you know, financially, And
I'm not gonna do it in a way that emasculates you.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
I'm gonna do.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
It in a way that shows I appreciate you like
and a lot of times men don't even be asking
for much. You get a nigga, a pack of boxers,
hes gonna smile from he like she was thinking about me, Like, bruh,

(30:26):
it's fall.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Get your man a Nike tax suit, a.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Scarf, a scarf and some gloves and some hats.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Bruh, bruh.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Let him know you was thinking about him like it
really don't take a lot like men are such simple creatures.
It really a lot, like come on, calm down, uh
inked up Fast says the simple things Zach Goodrich says.
For real marquees, g says, as a man, we really
don't want much like at all, Like Zach Goodrich says,

(30:58):
that's a great bundled deal.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
I found that out. Like when I was dating girls.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
It was the girls that I didn't really mess with
like that where I had to like take a step
back off of them was the girls that I really
just couldn't be myself, Like I'm not doing anything extra
right now, like even in this talking stage or anything
like that. This is like, this is not my final form.
So if I can't even just regularly hold the door

(31:23):
open for you, pay for things, this, that and the
third blah blah, that's just how I am. Even if
you're just my friend, you haven't a vagina attached to you,
I'm just naturally going to do that. If I can't
just be myself and I have to worry about all
this extra stuff, it's just not gonna work.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Some people are some people just don't understand. Some people
are just like that.

Speaker 4 (31:42):
Yeah, if you like somebody, yeah, like the whole conversation. Well,
I'm not a wife, so I'm not gonna do wife things.
I want to be married. When I say that I
have intentions of being a husband, then that's just who
I am.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Percent of the time. I agree.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
Now, I'm not going to give you all the benefits
of all that. Clearly that's dumb. But if I'm walking
in like that, that's just how it works. If I'm
talking like that, just how it works. So I think
a lot of people just need to we need to
really just understand, like some people are just like that.
You need to like get on the program, cause you're
missing out.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Point Jade and Moto says, if she give me a
grilled cheese and a kiss, I'm knocked out. Zach Gibbers says, shit,
got me some video games and but I'm a happy camper.
Marquees G says, man, my girl bought me some glasses
and I melted like a chick.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
This is what I'm saying, y'all.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Like these are real men on here saying these things.
It is like true, it doesn't take much. It's really
just the thought that counts. Like when you have somebody
special and like you have a person, it's like, yo,
how can I help you? How can I lighten your load?
How can I provide peace? Like, how can I cover

(32:52):
you in prayer? And how can I do all these
other things for you? It's like, y'all like y'all man
or not?

Speaker 4 (33:00):
It's weird that this conversations in the conversation do you
even like girls?

Speaker 2 (33:04):
No? Do you like your nigga?

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Seriously?

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:09):
It's like, how can I provide How can I provide
peace outside of being a listening ear, outside of letting
you vent, outside of.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Just being somebody to cuddle at night?

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Like?

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Is it really just buying you some socks? Babe? That's
nothing I got you?

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Like? Is it really just paying for dinner every once
in a while? That's nothing? Like?

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Do y'all like y'all men or not? I be so confused.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Standing man nine one one says they really don't like
their men.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
That's just weird.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Zach says peace. I feel like that word is taboo
for men. One fine Trinny boy says me banana pudding
and I will love you for life. Sharief shrug says
grilled cheese, get you a ring?

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Oh, y'all niggas like grilled cheese?

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Like that? Am I slacking? I didn't I knew the
tomato souper and gril cheez. But y'all really just like
girl chos let me find out crazy My Bugsman says,
it's really about understanding your partner.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
I don't care much for gifts. I don't need them.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
But the best gift in X gave me was donating
to my favorite calls in my name.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Oh that's so fire.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Aaron Ash seventy three says, I'm not a wife, but
I will give him the womb. But cooking for him
is where I draw the line.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Y'all.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Don't get me started on that shit. Don't get me
started on that shit. I do not understand. But you
know what, Okay, let's be honest and I'm gonna be transparent.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Right.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
I was one of them girls who was like, yo,
I'm only cooking for a niggas that I actually like,
like if I cook for you, that was like me
letting like letting you hit raw like that was very
intimate for me, Yes it was, and for me, it
really was a thing. So I'm not gonna sit here
and talk shit about the girls who'll be like I
ain't cook and find out nagga, because I was almost

(34:57):
one of them, right, But what I will.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
I'll say is.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
I think it's connected to and I'm gonna be real
with y'alla be real. I think it's connected to it's
not funny. It's not funny, but it's gonna be funny.
I think it's connected to not being confident in your
cooking skills. I think it's connected to not having the
funds for groceries. And I think it's also connected to

(35:21):
the only time I really shared meals where people were
with my family. So it's probably a culmination those three
things because those three things aren't the same anymore. And
I'm fine cooking for anh because I'll look for a
nigga in a minute. I don't really give a fuck,
So it is what it is. One fine trinty boy
says I cook for women. I feel like if I
don't put everything up front, I can't be med if
it don't work because I didn't put my all out.

(35:46):
Outfit says not you having recording during Thursday post lunch
work hours.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Where did this come from? Marquess G said outfits. We
all confused. Why y'all atee like, I can't just record
the middle of today.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
I don't have a schedule, I have stuff to do,
y'all think I feel I don't think I feel I
had stuff to do today, guys. So we had to
record a little bit early Jesus.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Next thing.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
So my whole point of that was I don't mind
tricking on my man, cause it's like, Yo, how can
I show you my appreciation? Now, I know every man
isn't into that, but you know, it's not just the
only thing that I do.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
It's a few of the things that I do. And
so I was looking at the other.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Side of that, and a lot of times I hear
from men that women are really out here expecting bags.
Did not know this, didn't I know this? So y'all
know I'm weird, y'all. Y'all know that I'm not. Did
y'all know I'm not? I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
I thought that was like one of those things we
say on the Internet but we don't do in real life,
Like you know, how I want to internet all the
girls be like, oh, I need a nigga who above
six foot but the baby dad five to five. So
I thought it was like one of those things where
they just say it, but they weren't expecting it.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
And y'all I just.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
I found out women out here really really expecting back,
so I figured I'll help out and do my part.
You know, it's the least I can do.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
So, ladies, here's a.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Guaranteed way to get a man and to get him
to buy you a bag.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
All right. First, get your own fucking back, okay.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Get your get your own designer back, get your own
designer back.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
Okay. And I'm gonna tell you what this gus.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Number one, why would a man buy you something that
you don't have yourself. That don't make sense, That don't
make sense?

Speaker 2 (37:42):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Second part of that, if you already have a designer back,
a man who cannot buy you one nine times out
of ten will not invest a lot into you because
he knows.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
You're on this level right here.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
He's only dating bitches on this level right here.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
So sometimes it's not even it's just the levels you're
not within that man's reach at the time. And that's okay,
because everybody ain't for everybody.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
All right. Now, we're gonna go into the full proof
guaranteed way. All right.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
If you have your own bag and you purchase your
own designer bags on the regular, all right, If endpoint.
This man wants to do something really really nice to you.
You know what he's gonna say to himself. I know
she likes these bags, hm, I know she likes these things.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
You following me? You get back with me?

Speaker 1 (38:29):
You with me?

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Because I'm with you?

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Are you with me? All right?

Speaker 1 (38:32):
I feel like this whole mentality of damn my ear
my other earring fell out?

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Is that the same ear ring? That's so crazy.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
I know I was gonna go to the store and
get another pair of earrings, and I was like, five,
I don't want to be late. That was for shot
because I thought we were recording that whole thirty today.
Sho text me at like twelve twenty five, like yo,
I'm like, hey, what's up?

Speaker 3 (39:01):
All cheerful. The third time she changed the time, trying
I'm like, hey, what's up again?

Speaker 1 (39:07):
He's like, you supposed to be here at twelve, I'm like, yo,
I thought we were supposed to be hearing twelve.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Guys, you changed the time and forget.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Let me tell you. I was dragging my feet to
come because I was like, I me so early, Like
what if he's taking seven for a walk?

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Like I was really jagging, like where you heard him
call me a bitch, right, yeah all the time?

Speaker 3 (39:29):
Good fuck, I.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Forgot what I was talking about.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
But yeah, long story short, stop asking people to get
shipped that you don't have yourself, that's stuff.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
And if you can't afford a bag, but you out
here just doing your thing, and the nigga know that
a bag will make you happy, you will get yourself
a bag. But if you out here, like you're financially
unable to take carriages, regular things, and you out here
having your eyes on a bag when you have it
on like getting a fall on the road or bills,
that's not something that you're really going to be qualify for.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
My man, lady, here's the thing. It's a little known secret.
I don't think a lot of women know this. Men
don't mind spending money on women with money.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Okay, they don't care. They don't care. It's when you
come with that begging energy. That's when you give them
the ick.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Okay, I deserve it. I don't even know.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
You, yes, yes, like I even know you, yes.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
To be just sitting like three hundred dollars maybe cheap
to some people, but that's still a lot of money.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
So like, come on, no, bag, don't start two up.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
And this is not coming from a place of pickmy
This is coming from a place since I have brothers,
I have common sense, and I have bags. Okay, I'm
trying to help you now, I'm trying to help you.
I think that it's a difference between uh, begging and
asking for help and setting a standard on what you're

(41:00):
boundaries are. Right.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Once you figure out the mix of those three things,
bags is on the way.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
That's why that what you bring to your table conversation
needs to be Okay, what is his nigga? See when
he comes to your table, what's on it? You already
got all that stuff on there. Then he's going to say, okay,
well let me add to that or let me do
all that type of stuff. You just out here just
living life.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
He's going to mash the energy.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
But if you out here really trying, even if you
ain't got money like that, like but you build your pain,
you can't just be out here afore and shit, if
you know you're doing your thing, you're still going get
yourself a bag.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Uh. Marcuz G says, you can't act like you deserve
it or it's the price of admission because I promise
you I'm not doing it. Dark Man seventeen said, don't
nobody like, no begging ass bitch.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Want to pay for the pussy either like that's weird,
you don't do.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
That, Jaden Moto said, or they say you supposed to
get this for me. Marcus G says, my woman didn't
ask me for shit, and I give her the world
and that's always and there's always more to come. The
bray J says, can I get a happy birthday? Happy birthday?

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Baby?

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Jabari ro sys it's the sense of entitlement early on
without earned again, and yeah, let's talk about that. Let's
talk about that. Let's talk about that, whether you realize
it or not, you are giving off a sense of
entitlement to that man's heart on money, right, And like Marquez,
she was saying, like that can't be the price of
admission if ain't nobody else in there with that, because.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
You don't have it, right.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
So having strong standards and boundaries is one thing, but
expecting a lifestyle that you can't provide for yourself is crazy,
because do you want a man or come up.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
And that's all it takes a bag?

Speaker 4 (42:41):
That's crazy, Like that's weird too, Like that's that's all
it takes me to buy you a bag.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
I gained at least six months.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Stand a Man now one one says, expecting a bag
when your bills are passed due for the third time,
it's diabodable. Yo, Honestly, I also just heard about this
past due build thing, like y'all be out here living
life on the edge, like ship about to get.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Cut off all the time.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
You can no longer make a payment arrangement.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
That whole time, I thought y'all was texting me from
emails like no, your phone is off and you on
Wi Fi.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
I did not know this. I just learned this.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
I mean I'm trying, y'all, at least that I'm fucking trying.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
Okay, when you when you realize what niggas is doing,
you're like, hold on, so this whole time when you okay,
damn mmmmmm mmmmmm.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
That's why I see them all the time.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Standing Man says, real life edge runners. I'm crying.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Uh yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
So going to my next point, I feel like when
we're looking at our relations with other people, we have
to acknowledge and try to pinpoint where we can do better,
and sometimes doing better is leave the fucking conversation. Okay, friends, family, coworkers. Honestly,

(44:07):
there are certain points where we can just stop indulging
in bullshit as conversations. And I say all that to say,
if you were having a pity party, from the bottom
of my heart, don't fucking invite me. Okay, I don't
want to be there. I don't want to be there.
I don't want to be there. I don't know if
you know this, but I got my own shit going on. Okay,

(44:29):
I can be a listening ear, but once miseries start
trying to add company, baby, I gotta go.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
I gotta go.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
I don't want to leave. Yes, the fuck I do,
and I'm gonna go right now. Please please, it.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Don't make no sense to me. Let me tell you
something you got about two. Wow, it sounds like you're
going through a really hard time right now. I'm so
sorry to hear that. Before I say all right, well,
I'm a talk to you later because I don't.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Okay, I can let you vent, but once you start,
woe's me. Life is always unfair for me. I never
get these things, and my life is so bad.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
But you'll know what I'm going through trama.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
Crazy damn at least asked me if you could talk
to me at least and that's another thing.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
That's another thing.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
One thing therapy has taught me is to ask if
a person has space for this conversation. So, if I
know I got some heavy shit, I really just need
to get off my chest and my diary ain't doing it. Hey,
real fast, do you have some time for me to vent?

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Okay? Cool?

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Because by me saying yes, I don't want to go
to the baby party, but I'm gonna stay a while
and see if they got some food and shit, and
then I'm gonna bounce right.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
But if you just automatically right out the gate drag
me to.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
It uninvited, hey no, no, no, absolutely check please, I'm
not gonna do it. The best I can offer is
a dang and a shot.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Listen. And another thing.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
You, the one who's dumping on me, the one who
is trauma dumping on me.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
You know what damn that's crazy means.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Stop acting like you don't know what Damn forever crazy?
You You know you know what these three words mean. Okay,
And I don't care what part of the world you're
in right now. You know what these three words mean. Damn,
that's crazy. Get off my phone.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
Get off my phone. I have nothing for you.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
I don't have the space, I don't have the time,
and sometimes I really don't have the energy. Sometimes I
just don't have the bandwidth to handle my shit in
yours too. So when I say I don't want to
come to a pity party, I'm not being mean. I'm
not being rude, I'm not being selfish, I'm not being inconsiderate.
Maybe gonna put me for solutions the fuck?

Speaker 2 (46:55):
And that's another thing.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
What makes it a pity party is not only do
you not have a solution, you don't want to hear
my solution.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
You just want to continue to be down? Baby? What
are we doing?

Speaker 1 (47:10):
When people ask me or they want to have conversations,
it's always one or two things. Do you want event
or do you want solutions? Okay, sometimes I got space events.
Sometimes I got space to be the brain and figure
out some solutions.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Listen here, Pinky, one way or.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Another, we're gonna have to figure out if it's gonna
work best for the both of us, because if it's not,
I gotta go. So Jabari Rod said Damn, that's crazy.
Scott Lorock says, yeah, I got some wings and fries
for you. Then you can bounce. That's very considerate. Standing
Man nine one one says, I go to the staple. Damn,

(47:44):
that's crazy. Outfit says, Do I look like a landfill
for trauma? Keldashez says. Another thing is in a conversation
actsing do you want advice or just a listening? Hear absolutely.
I was just saying that, just saying that this is
fucking ridiculous show. Get on my nurse this is Ley says,

(48:05):
is she geminiing for lunch? I'm not geminiing for lunch?
Okay bye. So yeah, that was just the last little
thing I wanted to say. But now we are going
to get into our edible portion of our show. So
the edible portion is where I read questions or comments
that you guys sit in, and on the day that
we record, I usually put up a prompt saying ask

(48:25):
me anything. I don't know if y'all realize, but I
put up the prompt early yesterday because I knew we
were recording early today. See, I'll be using my naggin sometimes.
All right, if you have something to share or some
next or a day that we don't put up the prompt.
You always can email inquiries at stormypea dot com.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Okay, so.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
First one and I appreciated this because I know I
know how y'all feel.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
Right?

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Is there any hope out here for us men with
no kids, owned car, and own apartment? And I'm gonna
give the live some time to chime in and help
this person out of it. So he writes in, is
there any hope out here for us men with no kids,

(49:17):
own car, and own apartment? You know, I know that
what's up concrete comics? It's a concrete comics.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
I'm got to extra that.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
The other day standing man says, own house, come on
with somebody, that's.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
All right?

Speaker 1 (49:40):
So I just want to say, from the bottom of
my heart, I feel that, brother, and I feel what
you may be going through because as a woman with
one kid, whose child's father is in his life, he
ain't looking for no daddy. I am who gets her

(50:02):
own money, who has her own car, who pays her
own bills, and can probably bench half of what you weigh, right,
I too think is there any hope for me?

Speaker 3 (50:18):
Right?

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Is there someone out there staring up at the moon
as I stare up at the moon longing for me
the way I long for them, right, And my whole
response to that is, I'm a unicorn. Do you know
how rare a unicorn is pretty fucking rare. I know
that I'm not going to have an easy time finding

(50:39):
somebody who's on my level because I'm not no average bitch.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
Right.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
If I was somebody who didn't have much to offer
and was all the trash ass things that we see
on the internet, I'll be able to pick up people
a domind doesn't you ever see people out in public
and you're like, damn, everybody in a relationship for me,
well except me?

Speaker 2 (51:01):
And then you really look at these people and you
realize I wouldn't want to be.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
In a relationship with that person any fucking way, Right,
So I really have to count on my person is coming.
But they are going to be just as rare as
I am. That's why they're my person. So I really
just have to sit back and wait on it. And
I know it's hard, I know it sucks, I know
it's lonely, I know it's boring, I know it's unproblematic,
But listen, you.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
Just gotta wait, Yo.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
I'm crying. I'm crying one fine Trinny Boy says, woman
done got you in my favorites for a reason. Outfit says,
what are they looking for? Are they looking for someone
with no kids themselves? Jabari Ras says, own house, own
car for all one. K Roth Ira a hsa, you
better talk your shit black Man, oh I can Marine

(52:00):
says sing somewhere beneath the pale moonlight. Jaydon Moto says
it's definitely possible, but you just gotta be patient and
let love love. Missus Laf says we got to challenge
her to a lightsaber battle together. Kel Deshat says people
don't want to sacrifice and compromise. Who is Kaiser Source

(52:22):
says it's hope, like you said in a previous episode,
gotta stay away from the community. Pool Strepe the villain,
Hey Strepe. The villain says, hey, yo, in early life,
and you wasn't gonna tell me Stormy I.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
See how it is.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Standing Man says, I was just speaking about me. Kel
Deshot says they see one flaw and Bounce. Outfit says
Stormy Week started as cosplaying storm rock climbing curling the
weight of a preteen to podcasting. You ain't a unicorn,
You're a GTA character.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Complain all the side.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
Yo yo, why do you like?

Speaker 1 (52:59):
This's just giving you like props at the beginning of
the episode and you weren't even.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
On here and you just come back with that bullshit.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Shot said High Outfits gosh Jabari Rodd says, you would
think having your things together would make it easier and
not more challenging, and that's a.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
Good yo yo.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
I agree, you would think having your things together would
make it easier, but it's actually more challenging.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
Seriously, what what?

Speaker 4 (53:30):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Well have you questioning yourself?

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Like?

Speaker 2 (53:33):
What am I missing? What am I doing wrong?

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Nothing?

Speaker 2 (53:35):
You just got away.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
You gotta be patient because, as cliche as it sounds,
good things take time, okay, all that think about it,
Like this microwave food is fast as fuck. Okay, you
can get a full meal in four to five minutes, right,
but you know what, you also are probably going to
get high cholesterol if you continue eating it, diabetes if
you continue eating it.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
U V raised from the microwave, and the food's always union.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Exactly exactly that good soul food gonna take bout an
hour and a half in the oven, big dog. Okay,
so we can't think of it as I know, we're
in a microwave society, but we really gotta get back
to putting shit in the oven.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
If you understand what I'm saying. Friar, Yeah, not the air, friar,
the oven.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
No short cuts. Listen, grill, cheese and air fire. Look
it up.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
Aaron Nash seventy three says, the roads just gonna be
busy a little longer.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
Fuck y'all.

Speaker 4 (54:27):
Okay, yah y'all, Spike y'all. I would have made them
niggas probably rich.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Erica by do Rag said, wonderful name, by the way,
wonderful name, by the way. Erica by do Rag says
food still be cold in the middle. Outfit says yo
recording when folks clocked in, lets us know you hate
me and shot a clock your strength. Villa says, on God,
being thirty plus with no kids and life together, these

(54:54):
women be looking at me sideways like I got problems.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
My bugsman says.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
It's unfortunately that in our community these things are differentiating
e g. Car house, But in other communities these are
minimum standards. You ain't never lied who is kaiser source.
He says, nothing is wrong. You just have standards and
a lot of people no longer qualify. Quality takes time. Yeah, man,
that was deep. That was good, y'all.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
We did good on that one. We we did that next.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Is there anything you enjoy about modern dating trying new places?

Speaker 2 (55:28):
I think that come on and not just fool experiences too.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
Right, and.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Exactly, I think that I don't go into dating anyone
with oh, this is gonna be my husband. I don't
go into dating anyone with, oh, this is gonna be
my boyfriend. I don't even go into dating anyone with, oh,
this is gonna be my next body.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Right, I just go in like I'm looking to The
expectations are low. I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
If we gonna make it to playing basketball on the
Apple Games. Okay, I don't even know if we're gonna
make it that far, all right. I just go in like, hey,
I'm looking to enjoy myself and my time with you.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
That's it. That's the least I can do.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
And if you can't provide that, we can't even halfway
make it to anything else. That is the only thing
on my mind.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
Right.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
So, whether it be trying a new place, a new food,
or you know, you put me onto a new trail,
a new gym. Like I just be looking for a
good time.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
I enjoy having a good time. And that's the only
thing I enjoy about modern dating because a I don't
really go over the top when I'm dating somebody. Like
it's not like, oh, we're gonna talk on Monday and
we have to have a date by Friday. And if
you don't text me three times a day by Wednesday.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
Baby is busy.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
I'm just trying to have a good time. That's it,
and that's all.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Dark Man seventeen says Stormy looks like a fun paced
person to hang around, like you can have a beer
with her like. He didn't add that that was a
line from Hamilton. I said that, like you watched Hamilton.
I'm not sure if you watch Hamilton, but if you did,
then you understand where that came from.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
I'm gonna keep going what.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
Fine. Truny Boy says, I will smoke you in Apple
Basketball or cup punk or square out boy.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
You must be smoking dick if you think you're gonna
beat me in any of those.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Okay, Oh, what Sorry, Dick, Oh sorry, okay, I'm working
on it. The Lord is still working on me. Dark
Man seventeen said, do you want to know any more geography?

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Oh? I forgot you was.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
The one who had to dry geography last time. I'm
gonna think about it and I'm actually just gonna d
m you. Dan Brigk says, most women these days just
want to have a good time.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
Let's be real. One fine.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
Trany Boy said no Diddy rob at and C says,
my baby the best.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Yeah, man, that was it? That was it?

Speaker 1 (58:09):
All right?

Speaker 2 (58:10):
So let's recap.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Uh, Corey Holcom a wild boy, and I was not
expecting that conversation to come from him.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Like I said, you can always tell who did and
didn't get girls growing up, and sometimes you have the
right message, but that's coming from the wrong messenger. Next,
I just want to say, everybody who works themselves is
in the house, and we gotta go outside, y'all. And
I'm not saying go outside and no bullshit, but I
think we need to have like a mixer or rent
an Airbnb or do a flash bob or something like.

(58:42):
We all need to link up because I feel like, uh,
we're like all in different camps and it's post apocalyptic
and we think we'd the only ones out there, but
we're not.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
Yues.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Put your sickness up in the sky, y'all so we
can find each other.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
Please, all right.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
I've only had three boyfriends in my life, and one
thing that they're all going to tell you is that
I'm a trick, big trick in spending geees okay, and
I feel like if it's your man and you like him,
that's okay.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
Next guarantee way to.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
Get a man and a bag is to get your
own designer bag and then the man will see that
you know, you have your standards and you're able to
provide for yourself, and he won't mind adding to that
because men don't mind spending money on women with money.
The bagging energy is where they really tap out. Next,

(59:39):
if you are having a pity party, do not invite me.
I do not want to come. I'm not interested and
I don't like it. Here there's a difference between asking
more vice or venting and just trauma dumping and having
a pity party. Once you start that will was me shit,
I don't want I'm tapping out. Is there any hope

(01:00:02):
for men and women out there who have amazing qualities. Yes,
but you have to acknowledge that you're a unicorn and
it's going to take a little bit longer for you
to find another unicorn. Right, They don't just be hanging
out in twos like technically, no way, and even put
them niggas on a boat so that we never seen
them niggas linked up by two, you know what I mean?
So yeah, just wait, take your time. Is there anything

(01:00:25):
I enjoy about modern dating? Yes? Just having fun, that's it.
Not having fun like swinging a cootie cat around. I mean,
like just low expectations, just trying to catch a vibe
and enjoy different people. Follow me on the ground at
Stormy p p EA at chocolate Chip and sip And
if you don't remember anything else, please remember I'm in Unicorn.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
I love you guys. What I see next week. Peace,