Eric and Megan are befuddled by this exquisitely painful summertime monster-on-the-beach picture, mostly because EVERYBODY IS NAKED ALL THE TIME.
You might think people would be shot from the waist up, or be holding props like surfboards or frisbees strategically placed. You'd be wrong. You might think our pregnant protagonist would wrap a towel around herself when she goes exploring a dark, spooky cave. NOPE. You might think we'd just get used to it after 20 minutes or so. Well you thought wrong. Everybody, men and women of all ages and body types, tall and short, hairy and smooth, all shot full head to toe, full frontal nudity THE WHOLE MOVIE.
There's a lot of story going on about demons, mutants, witchcraft, toxic waste, hallucinations, giant mai-tais stabbing monsters to death with a hairbrush handle, a treehouse disaster, trauma, death, decapitations, and even some naked folk guitar, but it's all very confusing and silly.
Look out for a breakout performance from Lucy Diamonte, the only "real" actor in this picture.
Kind of brilliant in a torture-your-friends-by-forcing-them-to-watch way, but be prepared to squirm in your seat for 90+ minutes!
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