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January 28, 2022 1 min

CO•VID (n). Short for co(rona)vi(rus) d(isease) . Langauge of origin: goblin. 

  1. irritating ailment that causes normal orphans to sound and behave like argly-bargly goblins.

example sentence: The orphanage has a COVID infection, and all the orphans have colds and smell like dragon farts. 


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