Cocktails with Dimples & The Beard

Cocktails with Dimples & The Beard

Cocktails with Dimples and The Beard is where comedy, cocktails, and complete chaos come together — with zero filter and even less shame. Hosted by two best friends with mics and no adult supervision, this podcast dives into off-the-cuff conversations with comedians, actors, musicians, and creators from all corners of the entertainment world. Whether it's hilarious hypotheticals, behind-the-scenes stories, or wildly inappropriate tangents, Dimples and The Beard keep it loose, loud, and just the right amount of unhinged. No scripts. No rules. Just two guys, a couple drinks, and a whole lot of WTF. New episodes drop weekly. Come for the guests, stay for the beautiful disaster.

Episodes

September 1, 2025 63 mins

Hey, fellow lushes! Jenna Warren stops by to talk about being “killed twice by Eli Roth” — once in his Trick VR Treat project and again in Thanksgiving, where her infamous corn skewer death became the movie’s most talked-about kill. She shares how Eli added the corn holders in reshoots, what it was like acting the scene in reverse, and how her family reacted (her grandparents cheered, her mom covered her eyes). We also get st...

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Hey fellow lushes! This week we’re joined by musician, songwriter, and now stand-up comedian Stephen Kellogg. Fresh off the release of his new comedy special Maybe This Will Work and his latest album To You, Old Friend, Stephen sits down with us to talk about his journey from 3,000 concerts to comedy clubs, and why he’s more inspired than ever to keep creating.


We dig into his time at Mile of Music, his friendship with Adam Duri...

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August 18, 2025 108 mins

Hey, fellow lushes! This week we sit down with comedian Molly Magee — who wowed the Kill Tony panel with her sharp comedy and unhinged conspiracy ballad about Forrest Whitaker and the unsolved murder of Biggie Smalls. But her real-life stories are somehow even wilder. Molly opens up about living with amnesia after a traumatic head injury, marrying a con man who blew $25K on cam girls, and getting blacklisted from a comedy club for ...

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Hey, fellow lushes! Who’s “America’s Stepmom”… and how did she kill Tony? It starts with a 12-year break from stand-up, explodes on the Kill Tony stage, and ends in a rain-soaked Sixth Street alley with a Secret Show invite in her pocket. Donna Lee delivered her minute, then rolled straight into the interview portion — where the panel immediately jumped into anatomy talk before she steered the conversation toward her comeback...

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Hey, fellow lushes! She moved to Austin, signed up for Kill Tony, and dropped a menopause mic drop that had Tony Hinchcliffe reeling — meet Kimberly Koester, the cougar who came to kill. In this episode, Kimberly takes us through her journey from Iowa farm girl to stand-up comic, starting comedy at 50, ghost-hunting with karaoke weirdos, and surviving cockroaches, Facebook cowboys, and hecklers with no HOA awareness.

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Hey, fellow lushes! We’re back with the incredible team behind the Rock’n Corn Festival — a free, all-ages event that’s become one of Wisconsin’s best summer traditions. This festival has everything: live music, a cornhole tournament with real cash prizes, a wild frozen T-shirt contest, snakes and alpacas for the kids, delicious food trucks, and yes… corn so good people drive back for seconds.


But beyond the f...

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Hey fellow lushes! This week we’re riding the Staten Island ferry straight into chaos with actress Allison Pittel, the badass final girl from the horror hit Screamboat. She dives into how she landed the lead role of Selena, what it was like acting opposite puppets and puppet stand-ins (yep, even the puppet had a stand-in), and the thrill of delivering the film’s iconic line: “I’m going to kill Steamboat Willie.” Plus, she spills be...

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Hey, fellow lushes! Sarah Juree returns for her third round — and she’s not holding back. After a blackmail attempt forced her out of the insurance world, Sarah dove headfirst into storytelling, rebooting her digital empire, and writing six books in 90 days. Her latest? Diary of an OnlyFans Model — a raw, hilarious, and surprisingly heartfelt look at sex, shame, and everything in between.

We get into dating disasters, sticker-rated ...

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Hey, fellow lushes! She started on piano as a kid, joined her church band, battled depression in college… and somewhere along the way, Kayley Ryan became a viral singer-songwriter who turned a Star Wars love story into a stunning original ballad. On this episode, Kayley joins us to talk about her breakout song “Forfeit,” inspired by the tragic romance of Padmé and Anakin — and the very real emotions that helped her bring it t...

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Hey, fellow lushes! Join us as we sit down with actress Karen Cliche, whose career spans everything from bitchy vampires to being basted alive in Eli Roth’s Thanksgiving. She dishes on that iconic oven scene (and why she smelled like turkey for weeks), what it was like being secretly pregnant while strapped to a spinning carousel in Saw VI, surviving hate mail from Mutant X fans, and why she loves pushing herself to the limit on se...

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Hey, fellow lushes! On this episode, Dimples reveals his desire to sword fight in a truck stop bathroom, The Beard rants about plasma bans and Motley Crue, and “Judy” casually admits to giving a bar guy a little over-the-jeans action — with full encouragement from his girlfriend. She also tells the story of how her purse came with a name, and The Beard sums up their entire relationship with: she had a big rack, we made out, a...

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Hey, fellow lushes! Before she was crushing comedy sets in Austin and getting invited onstage by Dave Attell, Kylie Kaiser was deep in the world of fitness, powerlifting, and perfectionism. In this episode, Kylie joins Dimples and The Beard to share her wild journey from bodybuilding and bartending to finding her voice onstage in one of the toughest comedy scenes in the country. We talk about how stand-up gave her the outlet she di...

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Hey, fellow lushes! On this episode, we brainstorm the greatest buddy cop movie never made: a high-octane, low-memory thrill ride featuring aging cops, misplaced badges, and the occasional adult diaper mishap. It’s Lethal Weapon meets Finding Dory, but with more yelling and less bladder control. We also get into a ticket-buying disaster that turns into sibling warfare, explore the wild frontier of AI-generated adult content and VR...
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Hey, fellow lushes! On this episode, we’re joined by Steven LaMorte and Amy Schumacher, the creative duo behind the indie horror sensation Screamboat—a gory, inventive reimagining of Steamboat Willie that blends nostalgic cartoon charm with over-the-top horror. We discuss how the film came to life once the iconic character entered the public domain, the decision to make the killer mouse pint-sized, and the logistical chaos of filmi...
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Hey, fellow lushes! From West Africa to Kill Tony and everywhere in between, this episode is pure, unfiltered madness. Jim Telli joins us to talk about getting pulled from the bucket, crushing his Kill Tony set, and somehow working Rush Hour references and live nunchucks into stand-up comedy. We dive into his wild upbringing, how he got "whipped into a comedian" (literally), and the real reason he wore two pairs of shorts t...
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Hey, fellow lushes! This week, we’re joined by stand-up comedian, Paralympic athlete, and Kill Tony breakout Daniel Velasquez — and nothing is off-limits. From lying to his parents about "doing stand-up" just to score weed… to sneaking backstage at the Tobin Center with zero confirmation… to getting roasted by Theo Von about his “cursive legs,” Daniel shares the hilarious and brutally honest journey that brought him from t...
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May 12, 2025 74 mins
Hey, fellow lushes! Join us for an unforgettable conversation with country music sensation D'Lee as she opens up about life, music, and everything in between. At 55, D'Lee is embracing her age and taking risks like never before. We dive into the story behind her latest album, 55, exploring how each song reflects her personal journey and growth as an artist. D'Lee shares how she almost didn’t release 'Everything Is F...
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Hey, fellow lushes! Get ready for a hilarious ride as we sit down with Bri Collette, burp queen and rising comedy star! Bri takes us behind the scenes of her unique career, where burps, bold humor, and her larger-than-life personality take center stage. From her viral OnlyFans success to her journey in comedy, she opens up about her evolution from a burp-filled childhood to taking the stage at Kill Tony. We dive into her hilarious ...
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Hey, fellow lushes! On this episode, we dive into the sketchy world of conventions and the dynamic concept of the Gigaverse. We hilariously discuss the absurdity of paying for meet-and-greets with celebrities like Mick Foley and Nancy Allen, and the madness of convention culture. The conversation takes a wild turn as we try to figure out how to stand out in a world full of gimmicks, all while searching for ways to make Cocktails wi...
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Hey, fellow lushes! On this episode, we sit down with comedian and creative powerhouse Mary Romeo, whose journey took her from working graveyard shifts at a Pennsylvania news station to running beachside comedy mics in LA and co-managing one of America’s most beloved Netflix stars—her cousin, Abbey from Love on the Spectrum. Mary opens up about building her stand-up career the hard way: hustling open mics, running shows in hookah l...
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