January 2, 2025 • 46 mins
This episode reflects on the transition into the New Year, weaving in humorous and relatable stories about unexpected household troubles, family dynamics, and the quest for comfort through video games. The discussion highlights personal growth and the importance of embracing all of life's quirks while looking ahead with optimism.
• Embracing the New Year with reflections and aspirations
• Confronting life’s metaphorical pests and personal growth
• Humor in navigating maintenance encounters
• Multilingual family dinners and communication barriers
• Misadventures in finding the perfect holiday restaurant
• The escapism of video games and their deeper themes
• A hopeful outlook for the upcoming year with plans for personal growth
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Speaker 1 (00:39):
So what's happening?
My people?
Happy New Year.
We are starting off just right.
Do you know why?
Because when I got on the scaleyesterday, I was down two
pounds from my original weightthe day before.
So that's hilarious.
So December 31st I weighed twopounds more.
January 1st, two pounds less.
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Let's go, anyway.
So I'm hoping everybody had afantastic new year To start it
off.
I'm going to complain about someshit that happened last year.
So last week well, earlier thisweek, I should say I had
maintenance come, because thereis an issue with some drain bugs
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hanging out in my bathtub.
I don't fucking like that.
With some drain bugs hangingout in my bathtub, I don't
fucking like that.
To me, bugs is an indicatorthat the house is dirty, which
is not always the case.
I'm just a crazy person and Igrew up in Manhattan where
everything was dirty.
Well, let's just say, it mightbe cleaned up now.
It's just everything that I'veseen from living there when I
was younger indicates thatthere's a lot of shit everywhere
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all the time.
We had a mouse one time.
It was crazy.
I'm going to tell you thisstory.
We lived in a small one bedroomapartment.
It was me, my mother and thentwo little babies.
So there was four of us livingin a one bedroom.
It was crazy.
They had the crib, she had thecrib in the bedroom with her,
just no room for anything.
Okay, that's how people inManhattan live because you can't
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, it's too expensive, it's toofucking expensive, so you can't
do anything.
So this story has to do with alittle mouse in the house, and
I'm going to start this off bysaying I woke up feeling good, I
don't even know how themotherfucker got in the place,
but the bathroom is nowhere nearthe front door.
You walk in, to the right is alittle dining room area.
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The kitchen is to the immediateright.
So, like when you first walk inand you're facing forward,
there's the whole living room,there's a small dining area,
kitchen is to the right,offshoot from the dining room,
obviously, and the front door,and then there's a excuse me a
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bedroom, bathroom, and there was, like I think there was, a
closet for towels, or I'm lyingto myself, in any case.
Um, in any case it was.
It was a mess, it was tiny, itwas tight, we had too much shit,
there wasn't enough room to doanything.
But anyway, that's how peoplelive in Manhattan, especially in
the other areas.
Cool, my shipped delivery is onits way.
So I went to use the restroomafter I woke up, like people do
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when they have to pee firstthing in the morning.
And I'm sitting there and I heara whole bunch of like
scratching in the bathtub andI'm like I wonder what that
sound is.
And I'm really young, so I'veyou know I don't see rodents.
The only rodent I'd seen atthat point was like Jerry from
Tom and Jerry, little brownmouse that was fucking with Tom
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all the time.
And I can understand and relateto Tom now.
And that's so funny that whenyou're a kid you relate to Jerry
, but when you're older yourelate to Tom, who's like please
stop fucking with me and leaveme alone.
That's what that cat is doingthe whole time.
He's like why are you like this?
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So anyway, I'm sitting therehearing the scratching and then
all of a sudden I'm like whatdoes that sound?
I don't know anything aboutthat sound.
So I go and I look and as soonas I pull the sheet back, like
the shower curtain and the liner, the fucking thing jumps out of
the bathtub and just scurriesaway and we have no idea where
it went.
So here we are just living withthis fucking mouse until we
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moved out.
But just so disgusting.
I'm like like there was evenlike.
So my grandfather came over, heput down mousetraps and there
was one by the fucking by myfeet.
Like the mousetrap was by myfoot, under the desk where my
computer was, where I like toplay games, because that's an
area that you don't see.
You don't see, and then it'skind of just like oh, whatever.
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So that's my mouse story isvery quick, painless, stupid.
So I don't know where I wasgoing with this story, but
anyway, it doesn't matter.
It does not matter, yeah.
So I called maintenance, that'swhat it was pests.
So I called maintenance.
The guy came to like I told himI was like look, I'm having a
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drain problem.
It's very, it's probablyclogged, whatever, because it's
drains really slow and itshouldn't.
It's been draining slow sincewe moved in, but it's gotten
worse lately.
So, knowing me, I pour bleachdown the drain to like kill
whatever's in there.
And then you know, I get likenot pesticides, but like it's
called the green gobbler.
I put a stick down there.
It's like a citrus stick.
It's supposed to keep them away, and then, of course, that
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worked for like five days andthen New Year's Eve I see, well,
two like one at a time, thoughnever at the same time.
So I don't know if they're likehatching or whatever or
whatever the case may be, butwhatever.
So of course I put the.
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I finally got the gel andthat's what I've been.
Googling is like you know what'sthe best way to kill any bugs
in your drain or any eggs,whatever the case may be, that
are in your drain, that youdon't know about whatever?
So I Googled it and they saidthat the drain gel is the best
way to do it, because not onlydoes it kill on contact, it kind
of stays in the plumbing for alittle bit to deter more.
So I did that last night.
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I took the bath mat out, likethe shower mat, you know, so you
don't slip and break your shitTook that out.
Haven't seen one since.
So we'll see how that goes.
I'm going to do a cup a day fora week and then I'll do once a
week.
If I start seeing them, I'mprobably going to do it more
because I'm crazy.
I don't like bugs.
Bugs in my house means there issomething wrong, something
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dirty, and honestly I thinkthere's something wrong with the
plumbing.
Because when maintenance camehe was like no, there's nothing,
there's nothing there.
He's like.
He even came with the thing tolike try and unclog the drain
and he was like your drain ispretty clean, like there's
nothing.
So I'm like, so it must be thefucking bugs doing it.
So that's my thing there.
But what's funnier is thingthere.
But what's funnier is perfect,hold on a second.
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So the thing with that is isthat the maintenance dude looks
like Buffalo Bill from Silenceof the Lambs.
So every time I'm like alonewith him, I like text my mom,
like hey, bro, if I die it'sbecause this maintenance man
came and I know what his name is, but I'm not going to dock
something like that.
But he's a little strange.
He likes to talk about himselfa lot, which I wouldn't mind if
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I didn't have shit to do.
Like bro, I'm kind of likebalancing work and life at the
same time and I really just needyou to figure out if my drain
needs to be unclogged orwhatever.
And that sounds like a porno.
But I have no interest in thatguy because he looks like a
serial killer.
So that's life.
And then I got to talking withDan about this, about like life
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alert, and they have to havesomething that lets people know
if there's something wrong withyour pulse, to have them call
911.
And it's a life alert thing,but that's like when I've fallen
and I can't get up, like that'swhat it is for that, but I just
don't.
I think they need somethingmore complex than that.
But I had my uncle visit last,uh, last week, the day after
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wait, yes, the 26th, right?
Hmm, yes, the day afterChristmas, because the day after
Christmas was a Thursday and hewas in town.
He had his sister visiting fromPuerto Rico.
She brought her child it lookslike they went to Disney,
obviously, because she's reallyyoung, and what's funny is that
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I love my uncle to death.
But I this I didn't understandlike we all went out to eat Him,
my aunt beth, me, his sister,his other niece okay, so we go
out to eat.
I don't speak a lick of spanish, okay, I speak no words of
spanish.
I understand it, I know whatthey're saying to each other,
but it's like Very awkwardbecause it's my aunt and me, my
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aunt, aunt Beth and me on oneside, and then it's him, his
sister and his other niece onthe other side.
So obviously it's like, hey,english speakers on one side,
spanish speakers on the other.
So it was really funny and I'mjust like you know you want me
to like I don't know what theintention was for the dinner.
Did you want me to like befriends with her?
Like how am I going to befriends with her if she doesn't
understand what I'm saying?
Because she's just like reallyfluent in Spanish.
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I don't think she speaks anywords of English, or else I
didn't hear it or I'm not payingattention to what's happening
on that side of the tablebecause I can't get into the
conversation anyway.
So it's like who really evencares?
Like there's no way for me tobe involved with this
conversation he's having withher.
So that's basically.
It was the funniest dinner.
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We went to the craziest place.
It was called the Palm TreeClub in Point Orlando.
I fucking drive over there inrecord time because I wanted to
go to the bank to deposit somecash that I got for Christmas
and I was like traffic's goingto be stupid.
It's I-4.
And then I forget like it's aholiday, so people might be
staying in for the whole week toavoid all that shit.
I get there in record time.
Uh, and of course I'm stillthinking Point Orlando and Icon
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Park are next to each other.
So I'm like, okay, if I park,and I think that I'm thinking
that it's all together and Ijust have to like, park my car
and take a walk to the place.
Can I tell you that I felt sostupid that I parked at Icon
Park I had paid for it alreadyand then had to walk a mile and
a half to the Palm Tree Club andthen I couldn't even fucking
find it.
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And then I saw one of therestaurants they were talking
about, which was the HamptonSocial or whatever.
Then I was like, oh, now I seeit.
I wound up after I walked a mileand a half.
I ended up trying to walk upsome stairs, then down some
stairs.
Let me tell you, my feet hurtand I told my uncle what
happened and he's like oh,you're not walking again that
late.
He was like you're not, you'renot walking again that late.
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To uh, to the car, becausewe're gonna be done late and
you're not walking a mile and ahalf by yourself to the parking
lot.
So I said, all right, cool, um.
So we did that and of course,the uh, we ate.
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The place was weird.
Um, I've never eaten therebefore.
I think my aunt and uncle Idon't know if it was their first
time too, but of course I getthere and they're like, hey, do
you want some water?
Or like, what do you want todrink?
And I'm like, well, I'mcertainly not drinking alcohol
right now because I need wateror I'm going to melt like the
Wicked Witch of the West.
So I got some water.
And then, of course, you know,because they like to party way
too hard for my liver, so ofcourse she had already been
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drinking, like they were alreadyat the bar when I found them.
They were already at the barwhen I found them and I was like
, okay, cool.
And then my uncle doesn't knowhow to drop a pin.
So he's trying to figure outhow to tell his sister how to
get there.
And I'm like, bro, just drop apin.
And he's like, what does thateven mean?
And I'm like, okay, give meyour phone.
So I took his phone and Ishowed him how to do it.
Then my aunt goes wait, I waslike, if you don't see it
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automatically, cause my phonedoes it.
When I go, I'm at it, it popsup share location.
So I was trying to share mylocation with my uncle so he
could figure out where I am, sohe could tell me how to get to
the restaurant, and now he'strying to do the same thing for
his sister.
So I'm like that's hilarious.
So then, of course, um, he, weeat.
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It was weird food.
I some sushi, I had somemeatballs, I had some pasta.
It was like the weirdestcombination of shit you could
ever think to eat.
Uh, it was good though, but itwas it was.
I was very full by the end ofit, like I was like this is way
too much.
And then, of course, I get backto the apartment and just want
to go to sleep, which isbasically what I did.
I showered and went to bed uh,no bugs.
That night, because it was thefirst night that I'd, you know,
put the what you call it, I didthe vinegar, baking soda and
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salt down the drain and thatpoof kind of like cleared
everything out, and then theshower started to drain better,
and then I put one of thoselittle citrusy sticks down there
so that they could chill thefuck out and leave me alone.
So that's what I did that night.
I went out to eat.
Let me tell you I was soexcited Friday to not have to go
anywhere.
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I was like thank God I couldjust get to sit around and then
check this out.
So the weekend the plan was soMonday of last week All right,
it's Christmas Eve, eve the 23rd, the boyfriend goes to fucking
Pep Boys for me to get my tiresbalanced and rotate it.
Okay, we have the wheel lock key.
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Okay, we he.
It was given to them to takethe tires off the car because we
didn't have the right one whenhe went to go do my oil change.
All right, so we're allthinking.
We're thinking everything isfine and cool.
Whatever, the car seems fine.
The plan was I was supposed togo get my breaks done on Sunday,
which was the 29th.
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So the 29th the boyfriend madean appointment with his mechanic
friend, paid him already, likepaid in advance, said she's
going to come by.
Either he or I was going tocome by.
He had to work Sundayunfortunately.
So I got my ass up at 7 am on aSunday to go do chores.
So I fucking go on Sunday andI'm sitting there and he goes
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hey, where's the wheel lock key?
So I said I think it's in thetrunk, because that's where I
sell the package last.
So of course he goes and hegrabs it and he says to me this
isn't the right one.
And I was like, what do youmean?
And he said this wheel lockhere.
There's no way I can't take thetires off with this because
this is not the right one.
And I was like, oh my God.
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So my first thought isobviously pet boys, because I'm
like they must fucking cap myshit.
So of course I call and leave amessage because it's Sunday and
they're not open.
And then I call again Monday.
So this is Monday of this week.
So what day was that?
The 30th?
So now I call in, I go hey.
So I came in last Monday 2018Kia Optima.
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My boyfriend actually came inand, um, I think you guys might
have my wheel lock key because Itried to go get my brakes done
and they are not able to take mytires off because they my
boyfriend actually came in and,um, I think you guys might have
my wheel lock key because Itried to go get my brakes done
and they are not able to take mytires off because they don't
have it, like it's the wrong key.
That's in my car, so maybe Ihave yours and you have mine.
Whatever he said, um, I thinkthe conversation got confused
because he was like, was it in apackage with like four lug nuts
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?
And I was like, yeah, and hegoes, I have it in hand.
So of course I go cool, whattime do you close today?
He goes, we close at um.
He goes, we close at any timeat um, you can come get it
anytime between now and seven.
So I'm like, all right, cool.
So the boyfriend goes and doesit for me.
He goes back to pet boys topick up the fucking wheel lock
key that supposedly they haveand they say that they can't
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find it because the one that hehad in his hand they tried to
send my boyfriend off with theincorrect one again.
So they don't have it or theycan't find it.
So we don't even know if theyactually did the tire rotation
and the balance of the tires.
So we don't even know what theydid.
How did you get my tires off Ifyou don't know where the part
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is or you don't even know whatthey did?
How did you get my tires off Ifyou don't know where the part
is or you don't even have it.
Did you send it off withsomeone else?
So, in any case, um, we, wefucking, he fucking left.
He comes home.
Uh, he told me that they'regoing to order the part.
So I'm like, all right, fine,they call me Tuesday and they're
like hey, the part came in lastnight.
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When did it come in, bro?
Did it come in last night aftermy boyfriend left?
When did it come in?
Because you guys closed at 7.
My boyfriend was there at 5.30.
When did it come?
When did it come?
And so of course, I'm pissedoff and he goes again.
The boyfriend goes again, blesshim.
He goes and he says, uh, hegoes.
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They ordered the wrong part, sothey ordered the wrong wheel
lock key.
So twice in a row, I stilldon't have what I need to get my
breaks done.
So I'm like, fuck it.
I've had a day.
It's fucking.
I got some news from the doctorI didn't want to hear.
Now I'm dealing with this shit.
It's fucking.
I got some news from the doctorI didn't want to hear.
Now I'm dealing with this shit.
It was just a stressful NewYear's Eve and then I have to
cook a whole fucking ham and allthis other shit and it's just
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too much.
It was too much on New Year'sEve.
I could not take it.
I was pissed at everything.
If the wind blew my hair thewrong way, I was getting angrier
, so I was just like you knowwhat.
I'm going to go work out realquick because you know I'm going
to start dinner and then I'mgoing to work out, try and calm
down and then we'll see whathappens.
Dinner was bomb, always becauseI'm the shit every time I cook
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something, and that was it.
That was the day I had on NewYear's Eve Also.
Fuck Pep Boys and Castleberry,fuck you guys.
Okay, because you tooksomething of mine and you lost
it.
And not only did you try andorder another piece, but you got
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the wrong one.
So who the fuck is running thatplace?
Like I'm going to have.
Like I hope that there's a Yelpreview somewhere soon that says
that talks about theincompetence of these
motherfuckers in that place.
I don't think I've ever beenmore mad at a situation that's
just gone stupidly downhill soquickly.
Like.
So now what you're telling meis the $83 that were spent to do
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.
What did you do with?
What did you do?
What did you do?
Because somehow you took mytires off supposedly, or you
didn't.
So what is it?
What?
What happened?
What is Megan saying?
Make sure to send Robert,debbie and Jenny.
Okay, jenny is the main payrolladmin.
Okay, I don't give a fuck.
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Sorry, this works stuff.
So yeah, so that was thestupidest New Year's Eve I've
ever had.
I've never been more annoyedwith people than in that
situation and I'm trying to letit go.
But like stuff like that, mycar is very fucking important.
Okay, I only have one car.
So like, if that craps out, whothe fuck am I blaming besides
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the Lord for giving me suchshitty luck so far?
Who the fuck am I blamingbesides the Lord for giving me
such shitty luck so far?
In any case, let's calm down.
So the past two weeks I've beenworking from home and it's been
a very productive like breakfrom the office.
I'm just going to say, gotten alot of stuff done around the
apartment, beaten a lot of videogames.
I haven't done that in a verylong time.
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Like, playing video games is myshit, but I get so ADD about it
that I switch between so manygames.
Is this guy, did this guydeliver my shits?
Who is this?
No, that's the neighbor thatmoved, sorry, checking my blink
camera because I want mygroceries and I want to make
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sure that they're put at my doorcamera because I want my
groceries and I want to makesure that they're put at my door
.
So a lot of video games played.
I've beaten three games so farin like the span of three days.
Well, it was a lot of work toget through Outer Worlds because
I'd never played it before, butI played it consistently all
last week and then I thinkSaturday, friday or Saturday was
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the day that I beat that game.
Then I went on to killerfrequency, which was really cool
, because you become a.
You go from being a DJ, a radioDJ, to a 911 operator because
there's a serial killer on theloose and the person who's the
911 person has to help thesheriff or whoever.
The sheriff, I think, getskilled, one of the deputies gets
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injured.
So the 911 operator says hi, weneed you to help us with the
civilians of this, you know,with the residents of this city,
to make sure that nobody elsegets killed or whatever, because
there's a serial killer in townand it's called the Whistling
man and it was cool.
It's a cool concept.
A lot of it is common sensestuff.
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A lot of it is you have to findmaterials around the radio
station and use them as tools tohelp you, uh, use them as tools
to help you get the people, uh,safe, like you have to make
sure they can.
You get them to an area likeyou're pretty much walking them
through how to survive.
Like there's a group ofteenagers you got to pick from
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the list of a friendship quizyou find at reception.
Who would be best at whatsituation or what scenario.
Who's going to be the runner?
Who's going to be the person todistract?
Who's going to be the personwho lock, picks the gate so they
can get through?
Like it was a whole bunch ofshit.
It was crazy.
It was a good game, though.
The twist at the end is reallygood and I'm not going to give
it away, but it's a goodplaythrough.
I don't know if it's on thecomputer, but I know it's on the
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PS5 and that's what I played iton and, yes, I did play it.
It's not an invisible game.
It was a lot of fun.
It was free on the PlayStationstore and I like free games, so
it was Outer Worlds, spacerChoice Edition, Spacer's Choice
and that one has two DLCs andthe base game.
So that's a lot of man hours tobe doing that game.
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The reason why I bring this upis because the microphone
quality in those games is verydifferent.
Also, I beat Alone in the Darkyesterday.
I started it, what the fuck?
No, I beat that game Tuesday.
Yesterday I was playing Ghostof Tsushima.
So Monday I started Alone inthe Dark, was scared to death,
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but I played it all day long,which was like 12 hours.
And then, of course, what elsedid I play Then?
That's when I started Ghost ofTsushima.
I saw one of my friends playingit on stream and I was like,
all right, it might be a goodtime waster.
So I found my next game and itwas fun.
It's fun so far.
Like I said, I'm not playinggames on standard anymore
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because I think that's bullshit.
So I'm back to easy because Idon't have patience.
I've run out of so muchpatience at 35 trying to play
games on standard because thedifficulty for standard has
definitely changed.
It's nowhere near the same asit used to be, so I'm just not
doing it.
So Alone in the Dark has somuch of a difference in
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microphone quality.
Like the voice actors.
I don't know where they weredoing these things, but you can
actually hear the saliva inpeople's mouths in that game.
Like when you hear the voiceactors, you can hear everything
going on in their mouth and I'mlike ugh, because I was playing
Outer Worlds and it soundedcrispy clean.
And the same thing goes forKiller Frequency Crispy clean,
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okay.
And then you play Alone in theDark and you hear all in their
mouth and I'm like bro, what amI playing?
It was just awful.
I was like what quality thisgame was.
The quality of this game is sogood.
And then, of course, they dostupid shit like that and I'm
like what the fuck is thisnonsense?
I think I'm going to try BlackMyth Wukong only because the
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boyfriend thinks I'd beinterested in it, cause right
now I'm in the mood for storyrich games, like.
I know I have Path of Exile 2to play, but I'm like, all right
, that's more of like a grindy,hustly game and I honestly just
want to enjoy a story.
For me there might be a maincampaign in Path of Exile, but
it's not holding me, like ifit's, if it's one of those games
where I'm like, ooh, I got tobeat this Cause I need to know
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what happens If I'm not doingthat.
That who the fuck?
Who the fuck?
Why am I playing it Like itjust for me?
I need, I need a story, I needcontent, I need fucking strength
to keep me.
Playing a game Like RDR2 isprobably going to be my next one
.
Actually, I want to play RDR 1.
I didn't even finish that one,so I'm trying to get better at
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things like that.
I think I ended 2024 on a goodnote by beating some games,
really just trying to get backinto the swing of things,
creative wise.
I think it will be really goodfor my brain, my mental health
and all that.
I just also like chilling withyou guys talking and shit.
I started playing Bioshock 2 asa big daddy big daddy sorry I
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can't speak and it's been a lotof fun.
I have a lot of fun connectingwith my people on Twitch, a lot
of whom, some of whom listen tothis podcast, some of whom don't
, but some of whom hang out indiscord, so we talk anyway,
don't, but some of whom hang outin discord, so we talk anyway.
So it's not necessary to beeverywhere with me, but I have a
lot of fun and I do include mynames and shit in the bios of
these episodes, so if anyone'sever interested in linking up,
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it's there.
Um, it's there.
Uh, tiktok seems to be what.
Going out of business soon wehave 17, 17 days left supposedly
.
Business soon we have 17 daysleft, supposedly.
But we'll see, let's see.
But Alone in the Dark was reallygood.
Like I played it and finishedit Tuesday and I was like now
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what?
And like I would play the Lastof Us 2, but I already know
what's coming in that game and Ireally don't want to be upset
again Like I'll fucking leavethe room when that one scene
happens, it happens, I'llfucking leave.
Because that game came out onmy birthday and when I saw that
shit upsettingly I was cryingwith the controller in my hand
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and I'm not really interested inhaving that kind of feeling.
You know what I mean Like I'mtrying to have a good time and I
know a lot of these games aremeant for a good time, but I'm
not interested in crying throughthe part that I would cry
through, which I already knowwhat it is, and I don't want it.
I want there to be a momentwhere I can skip shit like that,
because sadness is in reality.
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I don't need that.
That's where I come to videogames to not be sad.
Excuse me, I needed a sip ofsomething.
Excuse me, I needed a sip ofsomething.
What that's so hilarious?
Sorry, I just read something,so this might be a short episode
.
I don't have much because, uh,it's a new year and I don't have
anything yet to complain about.
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Um, I did color my hairyesterday.
I am getting back into the swingof working out again.
It was kind of iffy for theweek of Christmas, because
Monday, tuesday, monday I workedout.
Tuesday I didn't because I hadsome last minute errands to run.
Wednesday obviously didn'tbecause it was Christmas, but we
drove to my mother's.
That's when we found out my carwas having some issues.
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Thursday I didn't work outbecause I was just lazy.
Friday I did a little bit ofsomething like when you don't
see, here's the thing thatbothers me is that you know, I
love being consistent withworking out, but I don't like
the fact that I don't seeanything happening when I'm
consistent with it.
And I know it's not reallyabout how, how much weight you
lose, it's more about, like, howyou feel I'm trying to be more
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disciplined.
So I'm including more yoga andPilates into my practice,
because the shit that I wasdoing before was not working.
So in incorporating yoga andPilates, I've seen a difference.
I feel a difference.
I feel a little bit stronger,feel a little bit more sturdy,
like my posture is improving.
Um, I think I did tweak myshoulder, though yesterday, so
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I'm not sure if I'm going to dosomething today, but it really
fucking hurts.
So I might either give it abreak or see what I could do to
like, maybe you know, unstrainit, cause, like, while I'm
rolling my shoulder right now, Ihear a lot of clicking and
popping, which is not great, butI think I'll be okay.
It was a lot of like plankingon, planking on forearms, and
I'm like, oh God.
So I think I'm going to.
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I'm going to have this be ashort one because I don't have
much to talk about.
I didn't take a lot of notes onanything.
Oh yeah, so check this out.
I have a thing from Christmas.
So I go over to my mother's.
I got everybody gift cards, um,cause it's just easier.
Uh, my stepdad was like don'tgo crazy for Christmas, give us
gift cards, it's fine.
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Um, we know you guys areplanning for other things and we
don't want you to spend yourmoney crazy like that.
So we're like, okay, cool.
So on Christmas we go to mymother's, I give the cards out.
Um, they love them.
Everything had a personalizedmessage in it.
Uh, the boyfriend signed themtoo, and then that was it.
We kind of like ate dinner.
Of course.
We get there and she goes we'vebeen waiting for you to eat and
I'm like you guys could eatwithout us.
Like it's not really that big adeal, like who?
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Who's crying about you guyseating when we're not there?
Not us, cause we're not there.
So we ate.
It was like two 30.
Then we sat down and we watchedmovies for the rest of the day.
We watched violent night andthen we watched the movie Nobody
.
Then we watched the movieNobody both really good action
movies.
If you haven't seen them yet,please see them.
Nobody has the guy from BetterCall Saul in it, which I think
is fantastic.
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And then, of course, violentNight has David Harbour as Santa
kicking ass like he should.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My watch is telling me that I'mbeing lazy because I haven't
moved a lot.
Oh well, so what?
And then I saw a commercial forthe Apple Watch Series 10,
talking about motivation on yourwrist, I'm like, yeah, well, it
motivates me to be lazy when itacts like my mother and tells
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me I need to get up and dosomething.
So that's it for that.
Um, so, to round it out, that'swhat we did.
And then we left at six o'clockbecause it's a two hour drive
for us from Castleberry toRiverview, which is where my
parents are, and I'm just likeI'm so over driving over there
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for holidays.
I really am, and you know, I'mnot even like I don't get upset
over shit like that anymore,it's just I'm tired.
So like the next time I seethem might be who knows when,
because I'm legitimately justoverdoing that two hour drive.
I see them might be who knowswhen, because I'm legitimately
just overdoing that two-hourdrive.
It's wear and tear on my car.
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I love them, but I'm not goingover there for Easter.
I don't know about Mother's Dayeither, because it's a Sunday,
so I'm not really trying to dothat either.
I'll send her a present orsomething if I have to.
I mean, last time, for Mother'sDay was basically around the
time my sisters graduated fromhigh school, so I kind of gave
her her gift in front of her,like I was already at the house.
So I was like hey look, sameday shipping bling and send it.
Sent it right to the house andshe got them like while I was
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still there, and then, of course, what a two hour drive home.
So I got home at like midnightand I was still in the old
apartment so was tired.
It makes me curious, though,with the bug problems I have had
in that place, were there bugsin my apartment already and I
just was like too stupid tonotice, like were they already
doing their sex orgy thing and Ijust never noticed.
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But anyway, so ship shoppers uh,considering I have a delivery,
a delivery coming, I alwaysthink it's funny because that's
cool.
Let me see Delivery shipped,delivery in 13 minutes.
That's cool, okay, cool.
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I never actually clicked onthat link before to see how that
tracking works.
So, anyway, there are certainones that I like and there's
certain ones that I don't like.
Those that communicate reallywell get saved to my shopper
list.
So I don't know how I getpeople that I don't like
delivering my stuff.
And I placed an $80 order todayand it's from Target, and let
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me tell you, those people doGod's work, because my favorite
one came New Year's Eve anddelivered all the shit I need,
needed excuse me, or was itWalmart, I don't remember, I
think it was Walmart, but Iorder groceries a lot.
I just I don't want to be.
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For me, a sign of having wealthis having food in your fridge
Not really like to me, like,yeah, dollars and cents,
whatever, but like gas in my car, food in my fridge.
My rent is paid, my bills arepaid, like my electricity and
all that, and I'm good.
I don't really think I needanything outside of that and
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that's like a really grown upthing for me to say so.
It's a proud moment for me, butI really just don't.
There's nothing else I reallyneed.
Like when I was younger, youknow, I lived at home and I was
like, yeah, I don't really wantto be home.
So maybe that was like thereason why I would go out so
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much is because I lived at homeand it was tight and it was just
just, you know, hanging out thefam or going out and hanging
out with friends and justgetting to be outside for a
little bit.
But like now, I couldn't hateoutside more.
Do you see all the violencegoing on right now, being
outside, being inside seems goodto me, being inside seems like
a win for me, but I think that'sfab.
So anyway, the ship shopper Ihave, I think, is very.
He doesn't communicate well, soI was surprised.
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Maybe he got some feedback onit, but I was surprised that he
let me know that there wasn'tany of the toilet paper that I
wanted and that there was asubstitute similar to that.
So maybe he changed a littlebit, or maybe his New Year's
resolution is to be less of adick, you know, like, maybe he's
just being more chill.
I hope he doesn't hear thatwhile he's walking up to my door
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, but I'll be able to hear thatanyway.
So I have a couple things fromFacebook.
Hold on, because you know Ilike to read these.
So this was stupid, this wasthe dumbest thing ever and I
have to say it was kind of funnythat I got to this, but it was
also really stupid.
So it says your lady eversquirt in an ice tray, put
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little sticks in it and leave itin the freezer before she goes
on a trip.
So when you miss her, you canhave little squirtsicles.
That's my love languageSquirtsicles.
The internet's not for everyone.
The internet's not for everyone, and that's a good indicator of
why.
It's a good indication For sure.
Let's see.
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I think I sent somethinginteresting to a friend of mine.
Hold up, what did I send him?
Oh right, so I posted somethingto my story on Instagram.
That's what happened.
I posted something to my storyon Instagram.
I thought it was funny.
It says mayor de lulu, cometrue, lulu, thank you, lord
hallelujah.
So I was like you know what?
I'm posting that because that'sfunny as fuck, damn, I got so
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many views on this shit.
So, in any case, I posted that,posted that, and my friend Rel
goes like he puts the vomit face.
I'm like, look, we need thembitches, we need the Lulus,
because I need entertainment.
I need something to entertainme this year.
Oh God, oh God, nope.
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See, I found another one.
That's a big no.
So this is.
It says it's from a group thatI'm in and Facebook is so stupid
.
What made you orgasm like neverbefore.
And then there's two regularcomments that are like minimized
.
And then there's this onepumpkin fucking.
When I was a teenager, I got sohorny I drew boobs on a pumpkin
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, then put a condom on it andfucked it All the little.
I can't, bro, that's fucking.
Ew, bro, pumpkin fucking, jesusChrist.
Let's see.
Let me see this.
I think that's pretty much it,but that's so fucking silly.
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Let me see this.
I think that's pretty much it,but that's so fucking silly.
Let's see.
Free speech only exists untilyou scare the rich Social media
users.
Expressing views other thancondemnation for
UnitedHealthcare's CEO's murdermay be flagged as extremist.
An NYPD report says who thefuck cares?
Let's see.
I will not apologize for beingwhite.
I will not apologize fordefending my homeland against
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invaders.
Someone tell this guy to getback to moderating discourse.
Oh my God, the picture of him,though.
The picture of him, though thatforehead is so square, that's
so hilarious.
What the hell?
How can I prevent abortion?
Nope, skipping that one.
Can I prevent abortion?
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Nope, skipping that one.
Let's see.
Oh no, if Mario Kart was aboutpure driving, I would win every
race, but unfortunately, mycompetitors insist on engaging
in a great deal ofunsportsmanlike behavior.
What the fuck?
I'm tired of seeing fucking.
I'm tired of seeing fucking.
I'm tired of seeing this SandyCheeks fucking, like this Sandy
shit from, oh God, sandy fromSpongeBob SquarePants.
Okay, if I see one more postabout this thing.
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Jesus Christ, it came.
It finally came.
Now I can clap Sandy's cheekslike I've always dreamed of, but
I'm willing to sell for theright price.
They're not easy to come by andit's only been used once.
Gently, I take good care ofthings.
I was also surprised to see itfeels just like a real squirrel
too.
There's so many things wrongwith this post.
There's so many things wrongwith this post Like, sir, what
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are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
You fucked a real squirrel.
You fucked a real squirrelsquirrel.
Do you know how tiny a squirrelis?
How would the mechanics workfor that?
I have questions.
Someone said their comment goesas I'm sitting here watching
sponge spongebob.
Then someone said does she needto look dead?
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And this is yes.
That's the only way this fetishworks.
She looks like she's an ecstasyto me.
You know from the chi clapping.
Someone said that's nuts.
How does he know what realsquirrel skibusi feels like, bro
skibusi?
Oh my god.
I considered the question thenrealized I do not want to know
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because he probably does.
Oh my god, skibusi dude, I misswho I was before seeing this.
Right, right.
What's wrong with people?
Oh my God, jesus Christ, I'msorry, I'm just scrolling
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through and just congrats, it'saborted.
Someone is eating a baby into afucking basketball hoop.
Okay, you know, if we're doingcakes for that, that's cool.
So this one's funny too.
I saw this the other day.
It says baby girl spoilers.
Mufasa was blasting in thetheater across from me, so I had
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to hear CGI lions sing theirlittle hearts out while Nicole
Kidman silently got fingered,just as the director intended.
First of all, I do want to seeBaby Girl, but secondly, I think
it's going to be a little bitawkward, only because Nicole
Kidman's an older woman and thisyounger executive, I believe,
works with her and, I guess,decides to dominate her ass
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because her life is boring andshe wants some excitement, but
then doesn't realize that thisshit probably becomes an
obsession and he starts to like,invade her life, whatever, and
potentially get her husbandinvolved.
I don't know the full story,but I'm assuming that that's
what happens, because why thefuck else would be called baby
girl?
And he calls her that in thefucking movie.
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So apparently, if he calls herthat, that's the trigger word
for hey, I'm going to fuck you.
However, I want to, which youknow, whatever, if that's what
you're into.
I've also realized, rewatchingcertain shows, there's certain
things I don't like aboutcharacters.
So I'm watching the Officeagain, I'm flying through it,
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flying through it like I alwayshave, because they're like 25
minute episodes and it's beengood so far, except for the fact
that I realized, you know, alot of the things that happen in
that office is kind of justlike.
I've never worked with peoplelike that.
I think it would be interestingto do so, but I'd probably be
the Jim in this situation.
Just like looking at the camerabreaking the fourth wall,
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talking about is this personserious?
Like the last episode alwaysgets me because it is really
cool how they give you.
They thank the people whorecorded the documentary, saying
thank you for giving me allthis perspective about my life
over the past nine years.
Like Jim says at the end thatyou know, how did you, how did
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you show, how did you do this?
Like, how did you make thisthing, this silly little paper
company, look like such abeautiful part of my life?
And it's interesting because itwas.
He got to do a lot of thingswith his life in that show and
if you had the opportunity tohave that happen for nine years,
would you want to take thatopportunity to see what your
life was and see what it wouldbecome in nine or 10 years.
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I think it would be interesting.
I think I would be in a lot oftrouble, but I think it would be
interesting because the troubleis what you want in your life.
I think every decision you'veever made to get you to the
point that you're at now isnever something you should ever
regret.
Like when I was younger, Icould say, yeah, I regret dating
that person whatever.
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And like now I'm like, no, youknow, if I hadn't dated who I
dated before I left New York, Iwouldn't be where I am now.
If I hadn't moved out of myfamily's house and closer to
Orlando, I wouldn't have met myboyfriend.
There's a lot of things that Iwould never take back in my life
, you know, not even maybestarting a family or anything,
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because you don't want that tohappen with the wrong person,
because then you're not reallystuck.
But you also have to deal withthem for the rest of their life,
like up until the child's 18.
And then they make the choiceto do whatever they want after
that.
But it's like I wouldn't regretanything that I've done so far
and it's.
There's a lot of mistakes thatI've definitely made.
There's a lot of wrong peopleI've dated.
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There's a lot of wrong avenuesI've taken, but, with everything
that I've learned and all thescars I've had to bear, I would
not be who I am today and Iwould not be speaking to you
guys today about this If Ididn't feel that it sends a
message to whoever is likestruggling with any of their
feelings, struggling with anyself doubts, body image issues,
anything like that.
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There are people that are therefor you.
I'm there for you if you wantit.
Like I said, I share my socialmedias.
If you ever want to talk aboutanything, I'm here for that.
Like I said, I share my socialmedias.
If you ever want to talk aboutanything, I'm here for that.
I'm always.
I'm always.
I'm a very good listener andI'll do my best to give you
advice on things.
Definitely not old enough togive advice, but you know I can
give you.
My experiences is all I cangive you, and I think a lot of
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everything that I've ever talkedabout in either podcast I still
have to see about uploading theother one, anything that I've
put creatively out.
There is nothing I'd ever takeback Everything that I've
written down in a journal.
I don't care who reads itanymore.
I cared back then because Ithink it was a breach of trust
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because I didn't leave thosejournals out there to be read.
He kind of just went through myshit, so that's that's kind of
what the breach of trust is forme, and then tried to use it
against me as part of mypersonality of saying that
you're not this person.
Why, why are you writing thesethings down?
Is this actually how you feel?
Why do I have to listen to yourpodcast to learn about you?
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You don't.
You didn't have to.
But if you want to know thingsabout me, just ask me.
You don't have to like play thevictim.
In saying that I'm playing avictim, releasing my real
feelings, because if I can'ttalk about what I want to talk
about on here, then I'm doingmyself an injustice and I'm not
doing a service as a creator, acontent creator, to get the word
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out about life Okay, not evenjust my life, just shit that's
going on.
And no, it's not politicallycharged or anything like that.
I know nothing about politics,I am dumb on that but I'd rather
learn about things as they comeinstead of have someone tell me
.
So, whatever I read or findinteresting, I'm going to share
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with you guys and, like I said,no regrets on anything, and you
shouldn't have any regretseither.
Anybody listening.
We're starting a new year.
It's 2025.
Let's make this year a good one.
We're going to keep going withthese episodes.
We're going to keep talkingabout whatever you want Anything
, I see that I think is funny.
I'm obviously going to share.
I just have to keep rememberingto take notes, but I will be
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back next week.
Sorry, this was a short episodethis week.
I'm just tired, don't reallyhave much to write and I'm
really trying to, like, wrestlewith the idea of mortality and
what it means and you know,coming to terms with certain
things and fighting like hellfor other things.
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So, um, hopefully I'll havesomething better for next week
and no regrets 2025.
Um, ooh, also one last thinggetting a tattoo this weekend.
Um, I'll post picturessomewhere, so it'll be cool.
I hope and I'm just excitedoverall for that to see the
tattoo dude, because for somereason, it is true what they say
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, that after you get one, youwant more, because I surely do
want more.
But thank you so much forlistening guys.
Love you guys as always, and Ihope you have a wonderful rest
of your week and be fabulous ateverything you do in life.
Love you guys.
Bye, thank you.
So what's happening?
My people?
Happy New Year.
We are starting off just right.
Do you know why?
Because when I got on the scaleyesterday, I was down two
pounds from my original weightthe day before.
So that's hilarious.
So December 31st I weighed twopounds more.
January 1st, two pounds less.
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Let's go, anyway.
So I'm hoping everybody had afantastic new year To start it
off.
I'm going to complain about someshit that happened last year.
So last week well, earlier thisweek, I should say I had
maintenance come, because thereis an issue with some drain bugs
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hanging out in my bathtub.
I don't fucking like that.
With some drain bugs hangingout in my bathtub, I don't
fucking like that.
To me, bugs is an indicatorthat the house is dirty, which
is not always the case.
I'm just a crazy person and Igrew up in Manhattan where
everything was dirty.
Well, let's just say, it mightbe cleaned up now.
It's just everything that I'veseen from living there when I
was younger indicates thatthere's a lot of shit everywhere
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all the time.
We had a mouse one time.
It was crazy.
I'm going to tell you thisstory.
We lived in a small one bedroomapartment.
It was me, my mother and thentwo little babies.
So there was four of us livingin a one bedroom.
It was crazy.
They had the crib, she had thecrib in the bedroom with her,
just no room for anything.
Okay, that's how people inManhattan live because you can't
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, it's too expensive, it's toofucking expensive, so you can't
do anything.
So this story has to do with alittle mouse in the house, and
I'm going to start this off bysaying I woke up feeling good, I
don't even know how themotherfucker got in the place,
but the bathroom is nowhere nearthe front door.
You walk in, to the right is alittle dining room area.
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The kitchen is to the immediateright.
So, like when you first walk inand you're facing forward,
there's the whole living room,there's a small dining area,
kitchen is to the right,offshoot from the dining room,
obviously, and the front door,and then there's a excuse me a
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bedroom, bathroom, and there was, like I think there was, a
closet for towels, or I'm lyingto myself, in any case.
Um, in any case it was.
It was a mess, it was tiny, itwas tight, we had too much shit,
there wasn't enough room to doanything.
But anyway, that's how peoplelive in Manhattan, especially in
the other areas.
Cool, my shipped delivery is onits way.
So I went to use the restroomafter I woke up, like people do
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when they have to pee firstthing in the morning.
And I'm sitting there and I heara whole bunch of like
scratching in the bathtub andI'm like I wonder what that
sound is.
And I'm really young, so I'veyou know I don't see rodents.
The only rodent I'd seen atthat point was like Jerry from
Tom and Jerry, little brownmouse that was fucking with Tom
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all the time.
And I can understand and relateto Tom now.
And that's so funny that whenyou're a kid you relate to Jerry
, but when you're older yourelate to Tom, who's like please
stop fucking with me and leaveme alone.
That's what that cat is doingthe whole time.
He's like why are you like this?
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So anyway, I'm sitting therehearing the scratching and then
all of a sudden I'm like whatdoes that sound?
I don't know anything aboutthat sound.
So I go and I look and as soonas I pull the sheet back, like
the shower curtain and the liner, the fucking thing jumps out of
the bathtub and just scurriesaway and we have no idea where
it went.
So here we are just living withthis fucking mouse until we
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moved out.
But just so disgusting.
I'm like like there was evenlike.
So my grandfather came over, heput down mousetraps and there
was one by the fucking by myfeet.
Like the mousetrap was by myfoot, under the desk where my
computer was, where I like toplay games, because that's an
area that you don't see.
You don't see, and then it'skind of just like oh, whatever.
(04:37):
So that's my mouse story isvery quick, painless, stupid.
So I don't know where I wasgoing with this story, but
anyway, it doesn't matter.
It does not matter, yeah.
So I called maintenance, that'swhat it was pests.
So I called maintenance.
The guy came to like I told himI was like look, I'm having a
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drain problem.
It's very, it's probablyclogged, whatever, because it's
drains really slow and itshouldn't.
It's been draining slow sincewe moved in, but it's gotten
worse lately.
So, knowing me, I pour bleachdown the drain to like kill
whatever's in there.
And then you know, I get likenot pesticides, but like it's
called the green gobbler.
I put a stick down there.
It's like a citrus stick.
It's supposed to keep them away, and then, of course, that
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worked for like five days andthen New Year's Eve I see, well,
two like one at a time, thoughnever at the same time.
So I don't know if they're likehatching or whatever or
whatever the case may be, butwhatever.
So of course I put the.
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I finally got the gel andthat's what I've been.
Googling is like you know what'sthe best way to kill any bugs
in your drain or any eggs,whatever the case may be, that
are in your drain, that youdon't know about whatever?
So I Googled it and they saidthat the drain gel is the best
way to do it, because not onlydoes it kill on contact, it kind
of stays in the plumbing for alittle bit to deter more.
So I did that last night.
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I took the bath mat out, likethe shower mat, you know, so you
don't slip and break your shitTook that out.
Haven't seen one since.
So we'll see how that goes.
I'm going to do a cup a day fora week and then I'll do once a
week.
If I start seeing them, I'mprobably going to do it more
because I'm crazy.
I don't like bugs.
Bugs in my house means there issomething wrong, something
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dirty, and honestly I thinkthere's something wrong with the
plumbing.
Because when maintenance camehe was like no, there's nothing,
there's nothing there.
He's like.
He even came with the thing tolike try and unclog the drain
and he was like your drain ispretty clean, like there's
nothing.
So I'm like, so it must be thefucking bugs doing it.
So that's my thing there.
But what's funnier is thingthere.
But what's funnier is perfect,hold on a second.
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So the thing with that is isthat the maintenance dude looks
like Buffalo Bill from Silenceof the Lambs.
So every time I'm like alonewith him, I like text my mom,
like hey, bro, if I die it'sbecause this maintenance man
came and I know what his name is, but I'm not going to dock
something like that.
But he's a little strange.
He likes to talk about himselfa lot, which I wouldn't mind if
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I didn't have shit to do.
Like bro, I'm kind of likebalancing work and life at the
same time and I really just needyou to figure out if my drain
needs to be unclogged orwhatever.
And that sounds like a porno.
But I have no interest in thatguy because he looks like a
serial killer.
So that's life.
And then I got to talking withDan about this, about like life
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alert, and they have to havesomething that lets people know
if there's something wrong withyour pulse, to have them call
911.
And it's a life alert thing,but that's like when I've fallen
and I can't get up, like that'swhat it is for that, but I just
don't.
I think they need somethingmore complex than that.
But I had my uncle visit last,uh, last week, the day after
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wait, yes, the 26th, right?
Hmm, yes, the day afterChristmas, because the day after
Christmas was a Thursday and hewas in town.
He had his sister visiting fromPuerto Rico.
She brought her child it lookslike they went to Disney,
obviously, because she's reallyyoung, and what's funny is that
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I love my uncle to death.
But I this I didn't understandlike we all went out to eat Him,
my aunt beth, me, his sister,his other niece okay, so we go
out to eat.
I don't speak a lick of spanish, okay, I speak no words of
spanish.
I understand it, I know whatthey're saying to each other,
but it's like Very awkwardbecause it's my aunt and me, my
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aunt, aunt Beth and me on oneside, and then it's him, his
sister and his other niece onthe other side.
So obviously it's like, hey,english speakers on one side,
spanish speakers on the other.
So it was really funny and I'mjust like you know you want me
to like I don't know what theintention was for the dinner.
Did you want me to like befriends with her?
Like how am I going to befriends with her if she doesn't
understand what I'm saying?
Because she's just like reallyfluent in Spanish.
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I don't think she speaks anywords of English, or else I
didn't hear it or I'm not payingattention to what's happening
on that side of the tablebecause I can't get into the
conversation anyway.
So it's like who really evencares?
Like there's no way for me tobe involved with this
conversation he's having withher.
So that's basically.
It was the funniest dinner.
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We went to the craziest place.
It was called the Palm TreeClub in Point Orlando.
I fucking drive over there inrecord time because I wanted to
go to the bank to deposit somecash that I got for Christmas
and I was like traffic's goingto be stupid.
It's I-4.
And then I forget like it's aholiday, so people might be
staying in for the whole week toavoid all that shit.
I get there in record time.
Uh, and of course I'm stillthinking Point Orlando and Icon
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Park are next to each other.
So I'm like, okay, if I park,and I think that I'm thinking
that it's all together and Ijust have to like, park my car
and take a walk to the place.
Can I tell you that I felt sostupid that I parked at Icon
Park I had paid for it alreadyand then had to walk a mile and
a half to the Palm Tree Club andthen I couldn't even fucking
find it.
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And then I saw one of therestaurants they were talking
about, which was the HamptonSocial or whatever.
Then I was like, oh, now I seeit.
I wound up after I walked a mileand a half.
I ended up trying to walk upsome stairs, then down some
stairs.
Let me tell you, my feet hurtand I told my uncle what
happened and he's like oh,you're not walking again that
late.
He was like you're not, you'renot walking again that late.
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To uh, to the car, becausewe're gonna be done late and
you're not walking a mile and ahalf by yourself to the parking
lot.
So I said, all right, cool, um.
So we did that and of course,the uh, we ate.
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The place was weird.
Um, I've never eaten therebefore.
I think my aunt and uncle Idon't know if it was their first
time too, but of course I getthere and they're like, hey, do
you want some water?
Or like, what do you want todrink?
And I'm like, well, I'mcertainly not drinking alcohol
right now because I need wateror I'm going to melt like the
Wicked Witch of the West.
So I got some water.
And then, of course, you know,because they like to party way
too hard for my liver, so ofcourse she had already been
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drinking, like they were alreadyat the bar when I found them.
They were already at the barwhen I found them and I was like
, okay, cool.
And then my uncle doesn't knowhow to drop a pin.
So he's trying to figure outhow to tell his sister how to
get there.
And I'm like, bro, just drop apin.
And he's like, what does thateven mean?
And I'm like, okay, give meyour phone.
So I took his phone and Ishowed him how to do it.
Then my aunt goes wait, I waslike, if you don't see it
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automatically, cause my phonedoes it.
When I go, I'm at it, it popsup share location.
So I was trying to share mylocation with my uncle so he
could figure out where I am, sohe could tell me how to get to
the restaurant, and now he'strying to do the same thing for
his sister.
So I'm like that's hilarious.
So then, of course, um, he, weeat.
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It was weird food.
I some sushi, I had somemeatballs, I had some pasta.
It was like the weirdestcombination of shit you could
ever think to eat.
Uh, it was good though, but itwas it was.
I was very full by the end ofit, like I was like this is way
too much.
And then, of course, I get backto the apartment and just want
to go to sleep, which isbasically what I did.
I showered and went to bed uh,no bugs.
That night, because it was thefirst night that I'd, you know,
put the what you call it, I didthe vinegar, baking soda and
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salt down the drain and thatpoof kind of like cleared
everything out, and then theshower started to drain better,
and then I put one of thoselittle citrusy sticks down there
so that they could chill thefuck out and leave me alone.
So that's what I did that night.
I went out to eat.
Let me tell you I was soexcited Friday to not have to go
anywhere.
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I was like thank God I couldjust get to sit around and then
check this out.
So the weekend the plan was soMonday of last week All right,
it's Christmas Eve, eve the 23rd, the boyfriend goes to fucking
Pep Boys for me to get my tiresbalanced and rotate it.
Okay, we have the wheel lock key.
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Okay, we he.
It was given to them to takethe tires off the car because we
didn't have the right one whenhe went to go do my oil change.
All right, so we're allthinking.
We're thinking everything isfine and cool.
Whatever, the car seems fine.
The plan was I was supposed togo get my breaks done on Sunday,
which was the 29th.
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So the 29th the boyfriend madean appointment with his mechanic
friend, paid him already, likepaid in advance, said she's
going to come by.
Either he or I was going tocome by.
He had to work Sundayunfortunately.
So I got my ass up at 7 am on aSunday to go do chores.
So I fucking go on Sunday andI'm sitting there and he goes
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hey, where's the wheel lock key?
So I said I think it's in thetrunk, because that's where I
sell the package last.
So of course he goes and hegrabs it and he says to me this
isn't the right one.
And I was like, what do youmean?
And he said this wheel lockhere.
There's no way I can't take thetires off with this because
this is not the right one.
And I was like, oh my God.
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So my first thought isobviously pet boys, because I'm
like they must fucking cap myshit.
So of course I call and leave amessage because it's Sunday and
they're not open.
And then I call again Monday.
So this is Monday of this week.
So what day was that?
The 30th?
So now I call in, I go hey.
So I came in last Monday 2018Kia Optima.
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My boyfriend actually came inand, um, I think you guys might
have my wheel lock key because Itried to go get my brakes done
and they are not able to take mytires off because they my
boyfriend actually came in and,um, I think you guys might have
my wheel lock key because Itried to go get my brakes done
and they are not able to take mytires off because they don't
have it, like it's the wrong key.
That's in my car, so maybe Ihave yours and you have mine.
Whatever he said, um, I thinkthe conversation got confused
because he was like, was it in apackage with like four lug nuts
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?
And I was like, yeah, and hegoes, I have it in hand.
So of course I go cool, whattime do you close today?
He goes, we close at um.
He goes, we close at any timeat um, you can come get it
anytime between now and seven.
So I'm like, all right, cool.
So the boyfriend goes and doesit for me.
He goes back to pet boys topick up the fucking wheel lock
key that supposedly they haveand they say that they can't
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find it because the one that hehad in his hand they tried to
send my boyfriend off with theincorrect one again.
So they don't have it or theycan't find it.
So we don't even know if theyactually did the tire rotation
and the balance of the tires.
So we don't even know what theydid.
How did you get my tires off Ifyou don't know where the part
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is or you don't even know whatthey did?
How did you get my tires off Ifyou don't know where the part
is or you don't even have it.
Did you send it off withsomeone else?
So, in any case, um, we, wefucking, he fucking left.
He comes home.
Uh, he told me that they'regoing to order the part.
So I'm like, all right, fine,they call me Tuesday and they're
like hey, the part came in lastnight.
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When did it come in, bro?
Did it come in last night aftermy boyfriend left?
When did it come in?
Because you guys closed at 7.
My boyfriend was there at 5.30.
When did it come?
When did it come?
And so of course, I'm pissedoff and he goes again.
The boyfriend goes again, blesshim.
He goes and he says, uh, hegoes.
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They ordered the wrong part, sothey ordered the wrong wheel
lock key.
So twice in a row, I stilldon't have what I need to get my
breaks done.
So I'm like, fuck it.
I've had a day.
It's fucking.
I got some news from the doctorI didn't want to hear.
Now I'm dealing with this shit.
It's fucking.
I got some news from the doctorI didn't want to hear.
Now I'm dealing with this shit.
It was just a stressful NewYear's Eve and then I have to
cook a whole fucking ham and allthis other shit and it's just
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too much.
It was too much on New Year'sEve.
I could not take it.
I was pissed at everything.
If the wind blew my hair thewrong way, I was getting angrier
, so I was just like you knowwhat.
I'm going to go work out realquick because you know I'm going
to start dinner and then I'mgoing to work out, try and calm
down and then we'll see whathappens.
Dinner was bomb, always becauseI'm the shit every time I cook
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something, and that was it.
That was the day I had on NewYear's Eve Also.
Fuck Pep Boys and Castleberry,fuck you guys.
Okay, because you tooksomething of mine and you lost
it.
And not only did you try andorder another piece, but you got
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the wrong one.
So who the fuck is running thatplace?
Like I'm going to have.
Like I hope that there's a Yelpreview somewhere soon that says
that talks about theincompetence of these
motherfuckers in that place.
I don't think I've ever beenmore mad at a situation that's
just gone stupidly downhill soquickly.
Like.
So now what you're telling meis the $83 that were spent to do
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.
What did you do with?
What did you do?
What did you do?
Because somehow you took mytires off supposedly, or you
didn't.
So what is it?
What?
What happened?
What is Megan saying?
Make sure to send Robert,debbie and Jenny.
Okay, jenny is the main payrolladmin.
Okay, I don't give a fuck.
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Sorry, this works stuff.
So yeah, so that was thestupidest New Year's Eve I've
ever had.
I've never been more annoyedwith people than in that
situation and I'm trying to letit go.
But like stuff like that, mycar is very fucking important.
Okay, I only have one car.
So like, if that craps out, whothe fuck am I blaming besides
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the Lord for giving me suchshitty luck so far?
Who the fuck am I blamingbesides the Lord for giving me
such shitty luck so far?
In any case, let's calm down.
So the past two weeks I've beenworking from home and it's been
a very productive like breakfrom the office.
I'm just going to say, gotten alot of stuff done around the
apartment, beaten a lot of videogames.
I haven't done that in a verylong time.
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Like, playing video games is myshit, but I get so ADD about it
that I switch between so manygames.
Is this guy, did this guydeliver my shits?
Who is this?
No, that's the neighbor thatmoved, sorry, checking my blink
camera because I want mygroceries and I want to make
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sure that they're put at my doorcamera because I want my
groceries and I want to makesure that they're put at my door
.
So a lot of video games played.
I've beaten three games so farin like the span of three days.
Well, it was a lot of work toget through Outer Worlds because
I'd never played it before, butI played it consistently all
last week and then I thinkSaturday, friday or Saturday was
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the day that I beat that game.
Then I went on to killerfrequency, which was really cool
, because you become a.
You go from being a DJ, a radioDJ, to a 911 operator because
there's a serial killer on theloose and the person who's the
911 person has to help thesheriff or whoever.
The sheriff, I think, getskilled, one of the deputies gets
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injured.
So the 911 operator says hi, weneed you to help us with the
civilians of this, you know,with the residents of this city,
to make sure that nobody elsegets killed or whatever, because
there's a serial killer in townand it's called the Whistling
man and it was cool.
It's a cool concept.
A lot of it is common sensestuff.
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A lot of it is you have to findmaterials around the radio
station and use them as tools tohelp you, uh, use them as tools
to help you get the people, uh,safe, like you have to make
sure they can.
You get them to an area likeyou're pretty much walking them
through how to survive.
Like there's a group ofteenagers you got to pick from
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the list of a friendship quizyou find at reception.
Who would be best at whatsituation or what scenario.
Who's going to be the runner?
Who's going to be the person todistract?
Who's going to be the personwho lock, picks the gate so they
can get through?
Like it was a whole bunch ofshit.
It was crazy.
It was a good game, though.
The twist at the end is reallygood and I'm not going to give
it away, but it's a goodplaythrough.
I don't know if it's on thecomputer, but I know it's on the
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PS5 and that's what I played iton and, yes, I did play it.
It's not an invisible game.
It was a lot of fun.
It was free on the PlayStationstore and I like free games, so
it was Outer Worlds, spacerChoice Edition, Spacer's Choice
and that one has two DLCs andthe base game.
So that's a lot of man hours tobe doing that game.
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The reason why I bring this upis because the microphone
quality in those games is verydifferent.
Also, I beat Alone in the Darkyesterday.
I started it, what the fuck?
No, I beat that game Tuesday.
Yesterday I was playing Ghostof Tsushima.
So Monday I started Alone inthe Dark, was scared to death,
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but I played it all day long,which was like 12 hours.
And then, of course, what elsedid I play Then?
That's when I started Ghost ofTsushima.
I saw one of my friends playingit on stream and I was like,
all right, it might be a goodtime waster.
So I found my next game and itwas fun.
It's fun so far.
Like I said, I'm not playinggames on standard anymore
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because I think that's bullshit.
So I'm back to easy because Idon't have patience.
I've run out of so muchpatience at 35 trying to play
games on standard because thedifficulty for standard has
definitely changed.
It's nowhere near the same asit used to be, so I'm just not
doing it.
So Alone in the Dark has somuch of a difference in
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microphone quality.
Like the voice actors.
I don't know where they weredoing these things, but you can
actually hear the saliva inpeople's mouths in that game.
Like when you hear the voiceactors, you can hear everything
going on in their mouth and I'mlike ugh, because I was playing
Outer Worlds and it soundedcrispy clean.
And the same thing goes forKiller Frequency Crispy clean,
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okay.
And then you play Alone in theDark and you hear all in their
mouth and I'm like bro, what amI playing?
It was just awful.
I was like what quality thisgame was.
The quality of this game is sogood.
And then, of course, they dostupid shit like that and I'm
like what the fuck is thisnonsense?
I think I'm going to try BlackMyth Wukong only because the
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boyfriend thinks I'd beinterested in it, cause right
now I'm in the mood for storyrich games, like.
I know I have Path of Exile 2to play, but I'm like, all right
, that's more of like a grindy,hustly game and I honestly just
want to enjoy a story.
For me there might be a maincampaign in Path of Exile, but
it's not holding me, like ifit's, if it's one of those games
where I'm like, ooh, I got tobeat this Cause I need to know
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what happens If I'm not doingthat.
That who the fuck?
Who the fuck?
Why am I playing it Like itjust for me?
I need, I need a story, I needcontent, I need fucking strength
to keep me.
Playing a game Like RDR2 isprobably going to be my next one
.
Actually, I want to play RDR 1.
I didn't even finish that one,so I'm trying to get better at
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things like that.
I think I ended 2024 on a goodnote by beating some games,
really just trying to get backinto the swing of things,
creative wise.
I think it will be really goodfor my brain, my mental health
and all that.
I just also like chilling withyou guys talking and shit.
I started playing Bioshock 2 asa big daddy big daddy sorry I
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can't speak and it's been a lotof fun.
I have a lot of fun connectingwith my people on Twitch, a lot
of whom, some of whom listen tothis podcast, some of whom don't
, but some of whom hang out indiscord, so we talk anyway,
don't, but some of whom hang outin discord, so we talk anyway.
So it's not necessary to beeverywhere with me, but I have a
lot of fun and I do include mynames and shit in the bios of
these episodes, so if anyone'sever interested in linking up,
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it's there.
Um, it's there.
Uh, tiktok seems to be what.
Going out of business soon wehave 17, 17 days left supposedly
.
Business soon we have 17 daysleft, supposedly.
But we'll see, let's see.
But Alone in the Dark was reallygood.
Like I played it and finishedit Tuesday and I was like now
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what?
And like I would play the Lastof Us 2, but I already know
what's coming in that game and Ireally don't want to be upset
again Like I'll fucking leavethe room when that one scene
happens, it happens, I'llfucking leave.
Because that game came out onmy birthday and when I saw that
shit upsettingly I was cryingwith the controller in my hand
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and I'm not really interested inhaving that kind of feeling.
You know what I mean Like I'mtrying to have a good time and I
know a lot of these games aremeant for a good time, but I'm
not interested in crying throughthe part that I would cry
through, which I already knowwhat it is, and I don't want it.
I want there to be a momentwhere I can skip shit like that,
because sadness is in reality.
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I don't need that.
That's where I come to videogames to not be sad.
Excuse me, I needed a sip ofsomething.
Excuse me, I needed a sip ofsomething.
What that's so hilarious?
Sorry, I just read something,so this might be a short episode
.
I don't have much because, uh,it's a new year and I don't have
anything yet to complain about.
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Um, I did color my hairyesterday.
I am getting back into the swingof working out again.
It was kind of iffy for theweek of Christmas, because
Monday, tuesday, monday I workedout.
Tuesday I didn't because I hadsome last minute errands to run.
Wednesday obviously didn'tbecause it was Christmas, but we
drove to my mother's.
That's when we found out my carwas having some issues.
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Thursday I didn't work outbecause I was just lazy.
Friday I did a little bit ofsomething like when you don't
see, here's the thing thatbothers me is that you know, I
love being consistent withworking out, but I don't like
the fact that I don't seeanything happening when I'm
consistent with it.
And I know it's not reallyabout how, how much weight you
lose, it's more about, like, howyou feel I'm trying to be more
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disciplined.
So I'm including more yoga andPilates into my practice,
because the shit that I wasdoing before was not working.
So in incorporating yoga andPilates, I've seen a difference.
I feel a difference.
I feel a little bit stronger,feel a little bit more sturdy,
like my posture is improving.
Um, I think I did tweak myshoulder, though yesterday, so
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I'm not sure if I'm going to dosomething today, but it really
fucking hurts.
So I might either give it abreak or see what I could do to
like, maybe you know, unstrainit, cause, like, while I'm
rolling my shoulder right now, Ihear a lot of clicking and
popping, which is not great, butI think I'll be okay.
It was a lot of like plankingon, planking on forearms, and
I'm like, oh God.
So I think I'm going to.
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I'm going to have this be ashort one because I don't have
much to talk about.
I didn't take a lot of notes onanything.
Oh yeah, so check this out.
I have a thing from Christmas.
So I go over to my mother's.
I got everybody gift cards, um,cause it's just easier.
Uh, my stepdad was like don'tgo crazy for Christmas, give us
gift cards, it's fine.
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Um, we know you guys areplanning for other things and we
don't want you to spend yourmoney crazy like that.
So we're like, okay, cool.
So on Christmas we go to mymother's, I give the cards out.
Um, they love them.
Everything had a personalizedmessage in it.
Uh, the boyfriend signed themtoo, and then that was it.
We kind of like ate dinner.
Of course.
We get there and she goes we'vebeen waiting for you to eat and
I'm like you guys could eatwithout us.
Like it's not really that big adeal, like who?
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Who's crying about you guyseating when we're not there?
Not us, cause we're not there.
So we ate.
It was like two 30.
Then we sat down and we watchedmovies for the rest of the day.
We watched violent night andthen we watched the movie Nobody
.
Then we watched the movieNobody both really good action
movies.
If you haven't seen them yet,please see them.
Nobody has the guy from BetterCall Saul in it, which I think
is fantastic.
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And then, of course, violentNight has David Harbour as Santa
kicking ass like he should.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My watch is telling me that I'mbeing lazy because I haven't
moved a lot.
Oh well, so what?
And then I saw a commercial forthe Apple Watch Series 10,
talking about motivation on yourwrist, I'm like, yeah, well, it
motivates me to be lazy when itacts like my mother and tells
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me I need to get up and dosomething.
So that's it for that.
Um, so, to round it out, that'swhat we did.
And then we left at six o'clockbecause it's a two hour drive
for us from Castleberry toRiverview, which is where my
parents are, and I'm just likeI'm so over driving over there
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for holidays.
I really am, and you know, I'mnot even like I don't get upset
over shit like that anymore,it's just I'm tired.
So like the next time I seethem might be who knows when,
because I'm legitimately justoverdoing that two hour drive.
I see them might be who knowswhen, because I'm legitimately
just overdoing that two-hourdrive.
It's wear and tear on my car.
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I love them, but I'm not goingover there for Easter.
I don't know about Mother's Dayeither, because it's a Sunday,
so I'm not really trying to dothat either.
I'll send her a present orsomething if I have to.
I mean, last time, for Mother'sDay was basically around the
time my sisters graduated fromhigh school, so I kind of gave
her her gift in front of her,like I was already at the house.
So I was like hey look, sameday shipping bling and send it.
Sent it right to the house andshe got them like while I was
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still there, and then, of course, what a two hour drive home.
So I got home at like midnightand I was still in the old
apartment so was tired.
It makes me curious, though,with the bug problems I have had
in that place, were there bugsin my apartment already and I
just was like too stupid tonotice, like were they already
doing their sex orgy thing and Ijust never noticed.
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But anyway, so ship shoppers uh,considering I have a delivery,
a delivery coming, I alwaysthink it's funny because that's
cool.
Let me see Delivery shipped,delivery in 13 minutes.
That's cool, okay, cool.
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I never actually clicked onthat link before to see how that
tracking works.
So, anyway, there are certainones that I like and there's
certain ones that I don't like.
Those that communicate reallywell get saved to my shopper
list.
So I don't know how I getpeople that I don't like
delivering my stuff.
And I placed an $80 order todayand it's from Target, and let
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me tell you, those people doGod's work, because my favorite
one came New Year's Eve anddelivered all the shit I need,
needed excuse me, or was itWalmart, I don't remember, I
think it was Walmart, but Iorder groceries a lot.
I just I don't want to be.
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For me, a sign of having wealthis having food in your fridge
Not really like to me, like,yeah, dollars and cents,
whatever, but like gas in my car, food in my fridge.
My rent is paid, my bills arepaid, like my electricity and
all that, and I'm good.
I don't really think I needanything outside of that and
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that's like a really grown upthing for me to say so.
It's a proud moment for me, butI really just don't.
There's nothing else I reallyneed.
Like when I was younger, youknow, I lived at home and I was
like, yeah, I don't really wantto be home.
So maybe that was like thereason why I would go out so
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much is because I lived at homeand it was tight and it was just
just, you know, hanging out thefam or going out and hanging
out with friends and justgetting to be outside for a
little bit.
But like now, I couldn't hateoutside more.
Do you see all the violencegoing on right now, being
outside, being inside seems goodto me, being inside seems like
a win for me, but I think that'sfab.
So anyway, the ship shopper Ihave, I think, is very.
He doesn't communicate well, soI was surprised.
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Maybe he got some feedback onit, but I was surprised that he
let me know that there wasn'tany of the toilet paper that I
wanted and that there was asubstitute similar to that.
So maybe he changed a littlebit, or maybe his New Year's
resolution is to be less of adick, you know, like, maybe he's
just being more chill.
I hope he doesn't hear thatwhile he's walking up to my door
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, but I'll be able to hear thatanyway.
So I have a couple things fromFacebook.
Hold on, because you know Ilike to read these.
So this was stupid, this wasthe dumbest thing ever and I
have to say it was kind of funnythat I got to this, but it was
also really stupid.
So it says your lady eversquirt in an ice tray, put
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little sticks in it and leave itin the freezer before she goes
on a trip.
So when you miss her, you canhave little squirtsicles.
That's my love languageSquirtsicles.
The internet's not for everyone.
The internet's not for everyone, and that's a good indicator of
why.
It's a good indication For sure.
Let's see.
(33:55):
I think I sent somethinginteresting to a friend of mine.
Hold up, what did I send him?
Oh right, so I posted somethingto my story on Instagram.
That's what happened.
I posted something to my storyon Instagram.
I thought it was funny.
It says mayor de lulu, cometrue, lulu, thank you, lord
hallelujah.
So I was like you know what?
I'm posting that because that'sfunny as fuck, damn, I got so
(34:19):
many views on this shit.
So, in any case, I posted that,posted that, and my friend Rel
goes like he puts the vomit face.
I'm like, look, we need thembitches, we need the Lulus,
because I need entertainment.
I need something to entertainme this year.
Oh God, oh God, nope.
(34:40):
See, I found another one.
That's a big no.
So this is.
It says it's from a group thatI'm in and Facebook is so stupid
.
What made you orgasm like neverbefore.
And then there's two regularcomments that are like minimized
.
And then there's this onepumpkin fucking.
When I was a teenager, I got sohorny I drew boobs on a pumpkin
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, then put a condom on it andfucked it All the little.
I can't, bro, that's fucking.
Ew, bro, pumpkin fucking, jesusChrist.
Let's see.
Let me see this.
I think that's pretty much it,but that's so fucking silly.
(35:43):
Let me see this.
I think that's pretty much it,but that's so fucking silly.
Let's see.
Free speech only exists untilyou scare the rich Social media
users.
Expressing views other thancondemnation for
UnitedHealthcare's CEO's murdermay be flagged as extremist.
An NYPD report says who thefuck cares?
Let's see.
I will not apologize for beingwhite.
I will not apologize fordefending my homeland against
(36:04):
invaders.
Someone tell this guy to getback to moderating discourse.
Oh my God, the picture of him,though.
The picture of him, though thatforehead is so square, that's
so hilarious.
What the hell?
How can I prevent abortion?
Nope, skipping that one.
Can I prevent abortion?
(36:31):
Nope, skipping that one.
Let's see.
Oh no, if Mario Kart was aboutpure driving, I would win every
race, but unfortunately, mycompetitors insist on engaging
in a great deal ofunsportsmanlike behavior.
What the fuck?
I'm tired of seeing fucking.
I'm tired of seeing fucking.
I'm tired of seeing this SandyCheeks fucking, like this Sandy
shit from, oh God, sandy fromSpongeBob SquarePants.
Okay, if I see one more postabout this thing.
(36:53):
Jesus Christ, it came.
It finally came.
Now I can clap Sandy's cheekslike I've always dreamed of, but
I'm willing to sell for theright price.
They're not easy to come by andit's only been used once.
Gently, I take good care ofthings.
I was also surprised to see itfeels just like a real squirrel
too.
There's so many things wrongwith this post.
There's so many things wrongwith this post Like, sir, what
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are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
You fucked a real squirrel.
You fucked a real squirrelsquirrel.
Do you know how tiny a squirrelis?
How would the mechanics workfor that?
I have questions.
Someone said their comment goesas I'm sitting here watching
sponge spongebob.
Then someone said does she needto look dead?
(37:37):
And this is yes.
That's the only way this fetishworks.
She looks like she's an ecstasyto me.
You know from the chi clapping.
Someone said that's nuts.
How does he know what realsquirrel skibusi feels like, bro
skibusi?
Oh my god.
I considered the question thenrealized I do not want to know
(37:58):
because he probably does.
Oh my god, skibusi dude, I misswho I was before seeing this.
Right, right.
What's wrong with people?
Oh my God, jesus Christ, I'msorry, I'm just scrolling
(38:19):
through and just congrats, it'saborted.
Someone is eating a baby into afucking basketball hoop.
Okay, you know, if we're doingcakes for that, that's cool.
So this one's funny too.
I saw this the other day.
It says baby girl spoilers.
Mufasa was blasting in thetheater across from me, so I had
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to hear CGI lions sing theirlittle hearts out while Nicole
Kidman silently got fingered,just as the director intended.
First of all, I do want to seeBaby Girl, but secondly, I think
it's going to be a little bitawkward, only because Nicole
Kidman's an older woman and thisyounger executive, I believe,
works with her and, I guess,decides to dominate her ass
(39:03):
because her life is boring andshe wants some excitement, but
then doesn't realize that thisshit probably becomes an
obsession and he starts to like,invade her life, whatever, and
potentially get her husbandinvolved.
I don't know the full story,but I'm assuming that that's
what happens, because why thefuck else would be called baby
girl?
And he calls her that in thefucking movie.
(39:24):
So apparently, if he calls herthat, that's the trigger word
for hey, I'm going to fuck you.
However, I want to, which youknow, whatever, if that's what
you're into.
I've also realized, rewatchingcertain shows, there's certain
things I don't like aboutcharacters.
So I'm watching the Officeagain, I'm flying through it,
(39:44):
flying through it like I alwayshave, because they're like 25
minute episodes and it's beengood so far, except for the fact
that I realized, you know, alot of the things that happen in
that office is kind of justlike.
I've never worked with peoplelike that.
I think it would be interestingto do so, but I'd probably be
the Jim in this situation.
Just like looking at the camerabreaking the fourth wall,
(40:04):
talking about is this personserious?
Like the last episode alwaysgets me because it is really
cool how they give you.
They thank the people whorecorded the documentary, saying
thank you for giving me allthis perspective about my life
over the past nine years.
Like Jim says at the end thatyou know, how did you, how did
(40:26):
you show, how did you do this?
Like, how did you make thisthing, this silly little paper
company, look like such abeautiful part of my life?
And it's interesting because itwas.
He got to do a lot of thingswith his life in that show and
if you had the opportunity tohave that happen for nine years,
would you want to take thatopportunity to see what your
life was and see what it wouldbecome in nine or 10 years.
(40:49):
I think it would be interesting.
I think I would be in a lot oftrouble, but I think it would be
interesting because the troubleis what you want in your life.
I think every decision you'veever made to get you to the
point that you're at now isnever something you should ever
regret.
Like when I was younger, Icould say, yeah, I regret dating
that person whatever.
(41:10):
And like now I'm like, no, youknow, if I hadn't dated who I
dated before I left New York, Iwouldn't be where I am now.
If I hadn't moved out of myfamily's house and closer to
Orlando, I wouldn't have met myboyfriend.
There's a lot of things that Iwould never take back in my life
, you know, not even maybestarting a family or anything,
(41:33):
because you don't want that tohappen with the wrong person,
because then you're not reallystuck.
But you also have to deal withthem for the rest of their life,
like up until the child's 18.
And then they make the choiceto do whatever they want after
that.
But it's like I wouldn't regretanything that I've done so far
and it's.
There's a lot of mistakes thatI've definitely made.
There's a lot of wrong peopleI've dated.
(41:54):
There's a lot of wrong avenuesI've taken, but, with everything
that I've learned and all thescars I've had to bear, I would
not be who I am today and Iwould not be speaking to you
guys today about this If Ididn't feel that it sends a
message to whoever is likestruggling with any of their
feelings, struggling with anyself doubts, body image issues,
anything like that.
(42:15):
There are people that are therefor you.
I'm there for you if you wantit.
Like I said, I share my socialmedias.
If you ever want to talk aboutanything, I'm here for that.
Like I said, I share my socialmedias.
If you ever want to talk aboutanything, I'm here for that.
I'm always.
I'm always.
I'm a very good listener andI'll do my best to give you
advice on things.
Definitely not old enough togive advice, but you know I can
give you.
My experiences is all I cangive you, and I think a lot of
(42:38):
everything that I've ever talkedabout in either podcast I still
have to see about uploading theother one, anything that I've
put creatively out.
There is nothing I'd ever takeback Everything that I've
written down in a journal.
I don't care who reads itanymore.
I cared back then because Ithink it was a breach of trust
(43:00):
because I didn't leave thosejournals out there to be read.
He kind of just went through myshit, so that's that's kind of
what the breach of trust is forme, and then tried to use it
against me as part of mypersonality of saying that
you're not this person.
Why, why are you writing thesethings down?
Is this actually how you feel?
Why do I have to listen to yourpodcast to learn about you?
(43:21):
You don't.
You didn't have to.
But if you want to know thingsabout me, just ask me.
You don't have to like play thevictim.
In saying that I'm playing avictim, releasing my real
feelings, because if I can'ttalk about what I want to talk
about on here, then I'm doingmyself an injustice and I'm not
doing a service as a creator, acontent creator, to get the word
(43:45):
out about life Okay, not evenjust my life, just shit that's
going on.
And no, it's not politicallycharged or anything like that.
I know nothing about politics,I am dumb on that but I'd rather
learn about things as they comeinstead of have someone tell me
.
So, whatever I read or findinteresting, I'm going to share
(44:07):
with you guys and, like I said,no regrets on anything, and you
shouldn't have any regretseither.
Anybody listening.
We're starting a new year.
It's 2025.
Let's make this year a good one.
We're going to keep going withthese episodes.
We're going to keep talkingabout whatever you want Anything
, I see that I think is funny.
I'm obviously going to share.
I just have to keep rememberingto take notes, but I will be
(44:31):
back next week.
Sorry, this was a short episodethis week.
I'm just tired, don't reallyhave much to write and I'm
really trying to, like, wrestlewith the idea of mortality and
what it means and you know,coming to terms with certain
things and fighting like hellfor other things.
(44:51):
So, um, hopefully I'll havesomething better for next week
and no regrets 2025.
Um, ooh, also one last thinggetting a tattoo this weekend.
Um, I'll post picturessomewhere, so it'll be cool.
I hope and I'm just excitedoverall for that to see the
tattoo dude, because for somereason, it is true what they say
(45:12):
, that after you get one, youwant more, because I surely do
want more.
But thank you so much forlistening guys.
Love you guys as always, and Ihope you have a wonderful rest
of your week and be fabulous ateverything you do in life.
Love you guys.
Bye, thank you.
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